According to our sources, Brandon and Lyren are still together! The pair were seen macking on one another in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night. We have to admit that we’re surprised. Brandon’s such a good guy and Lyren’s….. well, not! We know, we know! We talk about how opposites attract all the time but we didn’t mean in a good vs evil sort of way! Come on, you can’t say that you’re not surprised that this one’s last as long as it has either!

Tiny Tucker again seemed in a somber mood when he arrived. He didn’t allow Atalanta to get him a drink and instead struggled to get one himself with a bandaged hand. He actually seemed a bit happy when he was able to accomplish the feat by himself! Really, what is up with Tiny Tucker??? Atalanta seemed to be asking herself the very same thing!

Collyn, who were told is Aaric’s brother, has been busy making friends! If you remember correctly, he was seen a week or so ago getting into an argument with his brother’s main squeeze, Caitlin. Well, it seems he’s done something to tick off Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell as well…. not that it takes much. L.M.A.M. Jewell was seen throwing a bowl of peanuts at Collyn as he chatted with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee. No word on exactly what he did but we doubt he deserved it.

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell spent her evening whispering with Crazy Train Tara while keeping an eye on Tiny Tucker. We have no idea what the ladies were talking about but we seriously doubt it’s good news! The girls were CLEARLY up to trouble and giggled and carried on. Poor Tiny Tucker! Isn’t it enough that he’s got Doc Eva giving him a hard time??? Does he really need the Crazy Patrol giving him a hard time as well??? Lay off the Tuck, girls!

Potter Piper! Yes, she’s back! And just as lovely as ever! We hear she seemed in a much better mood after her brief vacation. We’re not the only one pleased to see her! We hear DoD-er Rena sported a giant smile when she spotted her friend. And Chief Mischief Maker Eless was none less excited to see one of her favorite cohorts!

Bad Boy Wil certainly likes the pretty ladies! He had himself surrounded by a couple Monday night in Lana and Siren. In fact, we hear Siren (whom we always suspected to have quite the crush on B.B. Wil) even laid a lip smacker on him! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was in rare form and evidently she felt the need to warn the ladies about Bad Boy Wil’s reputation…. in a VERY public way! The pair exchanged some nasty insults until Awesome Alain swooped in to distract L.M.A.M. Jewell from her target. Girl is crazy, we tell you! CRAZY!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Just when we had high hopes for our dear TRASH-tastic Jade, she goes and disappoints us Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that she’s ALREADY moving on from her “unfortunate incident”. She was seen getting awfully friendly with Frat Boy Tristen… who isn’t half bad looking… but come on, Jadey! Take a break from the men for a bit.

The pair were hanging out with what would have been her future sis-in-law, Hina, as well as Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and several others from the Frat Boy collection. There names all start running together in our heads after a while! The little party was joined by Brandon and Lyren and if the way the pair was entangled is any suggestion, they still seem to be flying in the face of our prediction that they’d only last a week. We still don’t see these two as a couple that will be able to make it through the “long haul”, though!

Jolyon was overheard questioning Amber to make sure that she was alright. It seems that one of our favorite tenders took a tumble off a bull towards the end of the BBQ Friday night! Amber assured Jolyon that she’s doing much better now. We’re glad to hear that she’s okay but troubled by her fall! She’s sooooo adorable! And it seems like she had a fairly rough night. Someone took a lot of time and trouble to make sure she was PRANKED at every turn. There was a sticky substance on the beer tap and a can of confetti propped up on the door to the kitchen! That poor girl!

Guess who was the most excited person in the Inn to find out that drinks had been paid for by some unknowing sap earlier in the night? No, not Baker. We seriously doubt he even pays his tab anyway. It was PAARTY Girl Chase! She was seen ordering three shots of some drink or another! Three shots! And she certainly didn’t waste any time getting those down. And that was only the beginning of her drinking for the night! That girl needs some SERIOUS help!

Head Pussy Panther just can’t help himself around the lovely S’jira, can he??? He’s seriously ruining his reputation as a City Class Tough Guy! He was seen talking quietly with his lady and actually gently playing with her hair. It’s amazing how even the big guys can fall to the feet of a classy lady!

The news isn’t sounding promising about Perry and Pipes! We’re starting to hear rumblings that Peredhil and Potter Piper may have indeed broken up and there’s even reports from her friends that Potter Piper may have left town, needing some time to recover from the break-up. We certainly hope this isn’t true but we’re losing hope. Something definitely seems wrong with Potter Piper. We sure hope she’s okay! As for Peredhil, he didn’t appear too broken up but how can you be when you’re seated with two Smith girls??? He was seen in the company of both Juliane and Ballerina Katarina late into the night. If you remember correctly, the last time he was on the outs with Potter Piper, he was seen spending QUITE a bit of time with Katarina. Iiiiinteresting!

We hear that Luscious Lydia was seen in the Outback and wasn’t looking like her normal lovely self! It seems that she’s been a bit under the weather the last couple days! We sure hope she didn’t catch that bug that’s been going around. It’s some nasty stuff. Lydibane seem to be still going strong! Cute Single Dad Bane was there to keep an eye on his sick girlfriend and, since the duels were relatively quiet, he spent some time getting to know Hunky Carpenter Glenn who had stopped by to see Lydia. Cute Single Dad Bane AND Hunky Carpenter Glenn??? We wonder how Lydia kept from swooooning!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex’s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn’t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don’t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade’s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S’jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don’t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That’s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he’ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia’s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna’s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We’re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert’s antics…. and she wasn’t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

….But Robert’s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn’s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn’t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other’s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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AJ seemed a bit at a loss for words when faced down with Brale Brother Baker and his countless pick-up lines Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He seems to think that it’s only a matter of time before AJ divorces The Bum Phillipe and moves on to him! Well, we already know she has a thing for worthless alcoholics so maybe Baker is next in line! We’re just curious to know whether or not Baker actually believes the words that are coming out of his mouth or if there are just few too undamaged brain cells left in his head to process that sort of thought.

DoD-er Eve was present as well but at this point in their relationship and her own downfall into the depths of an ale mug, she’s much more of an encouragement to Brale Brother Baker’s bad behavior than an inhibitor!

Doc Eva and Izira were giving DoD-er Rena the fifth degree about her new man — Boy Toy Aaron. They definitely seemed interested that one of their number seemed happy in a relationship! Doc Eva STILL doesn’t sound too sure of her relationship with the handsome tender Tucker and Izira remains single. What is it with these three ladies??? We think they’re just EXTREMELY picky! Good for them! Most of the men in this city aren’t good enough to lace their boot strings!

Brandon was in the Inn all upset about a work-related accident that he had a hand in causing that left at least one person dead!!! OMG! He was being consoled by TRASH-tastic Jade and the almost as equally trashy Lyren who were telling him that he should forgive himself and not feel guilty. Are we the only ones that find it ironic that vampires were consoling Brandon after killing someone???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wow! The men in this city are such PLAYERS!!! We’ve reported that Adrienne has been seen in the company of a man named Morgan recently who has seemed to really have charmed his way into her pants in the past week. We think this guy is a bit sleazy but he seems to have some game! Wednesday night it wasn’t Adrienne he was macking on but Hina who is certainly in a vulnerable place. In fact, he was seen leaving with her!!! Now Adrienne’s new to town but we don’t see Hina’s friends allowing this guy to take advantage of her. Morgan is seriously cruising for a bruising!

Frat Boys Cole and Dirk were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn hanging out with TRASH-tastic Jade and Rocky Road Rhy! The girls craziness seemed to seep into the boys who were acting a bit goofy themselves. Those two guys are still full of FIERCE hawtness, though! Such an adorable couple!

Rocky Road Rhy sobered up a bit when Brandon’s girl Lyren came in all a mess. It seems that Brandon’s missing and it was up to Rocky Road Rhy to console her! Awkward much??? Who goes to your boyfriend’s ex for sympathy??? Kind of odd, we think but all those girls are a bit left of center. Anyway, we’re sure Brandon’s fine. We don’t buy his good guy routine. We bet he went off with his boys on some gambling/boozing/womanizing trip and will be back in a week or two with a hangover and a lighter wallet!

DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper were overheard questioning Krazy Kitty on her wedding plans. It seems that she STILL hasn’t planned very much, including a date!!! We are starting to not believe it! We think Kitty and Tass have a secret date already picked out and they’re just not telling anybody to keep the press from finding out. What a freaking bummer! Kitty is also still dropping hints that they may, in fact, elope. NOBODY WANTS THAT!!! This has to be a giant nontraditional affair and we neeeeed an invite!

OMG, Johnny! You must do something! Katarina and Juliane are quickly becoming the two HAWTEST young bachelorettes in the city but with that distinction comes some mighty unwanted attention! The pair of lovely ladies were seen spending time with Jolyon and BAD BOY WIL! Ohz noez! Not Bad Boy Wil?!?! Johnny really needs to make sure those girls are escorted more often when they’re spending time in the Inn!

Big Britches Erin was overheard by one of our sources saying to Luscious Lydia that she’d marry SPEEDSTER Nova if she could!!! Heeeeellooooo! Maybe she was being sarcastic but we have a feeling that Redneck Jake isn’t going to be too fond of her saying that either way. He’s certainly the controlling type! In fact, Redneck Jake was indeed spotted in the Outback later in the night making sure that his girl wasn’t getting into any trouble. Erin is sooooo…. well…. whipped for lack of a better word!

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Lordy Lordy! If we didn’t know better we’d think that Brandon and Lyren were just too mushy and corny to be true! Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn, Lyren was overheard telling Brandon that she fell from heaven. Riiiiight. Vampires are just soooo angelic! Why do good boys have such a thing for bad girls???

Mini-Frank Cor and G’naughty G’nort aren’t the only men that have noticed the pretty Adrienne! Ethan was seen chatting up the gorgeous brunette at the bar…. at least until Maeve walked in with a kitten!!! Maeve and the kitten immediately had Ethan’s attention and, although, he politely continued his conversation with Adrienne, it was clear to our sources that there’s some chemistry in the air between he and the saucy Maeve!!! In fact, we hear that the pair left together Monday night to have dinner. Sounds like a date to us!

Who needs enablers??? The PAAAARRRTY Girls enable one another!!! Atalanta was behind the bar making sure that her dear friend Chase was provided with shot after shot. We hear Chase had her greedy eyes on Ranger Hawk!! OH NO, SHE DIDN’T!!! Amthy WILL go loco on her tail if she tries anything with her man! No worries, though. While the straight-laced, nice guys seem to keep getting suckered in by these girls, we doubt Hawk would ruin the AMAZING thing he has going with the beautiful Amthy!

Sylvia’s been spotted with Sianna’s brother, Hudson on several occasions and we hear that he’s been spending a good amount of time with her children as well. We’re certainly starting to become curious if there might be something going on here or if the two are merely close friends. We definitely have a hard time buying a Sylvia/Hudson pairing but we’re going to keep our eyes on it!!!

These synchronized appearances in dueling venues by SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin have us wondering if they’ve FINALLY given into our demands to hook up! We hear that Nova was spotted entering the Outback just moments before Erin showed up to call some duels. Iiiiiinteresting! Of course, the flirty banter was on like a pot of neck bones!

Bane was seen spending a bit more one-on-one time with one of the younger Grazianos in Myria! They were seen at the bar where he bought her a bottle of water and took the time to get to know her a bit better. Bane better be careful! We don’t think those Graziano boys would be above pounding him into the ground for hitting on their sister!

Posted: February 21st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Pirate Girl Teagan and CHARITY Jewell were spotted admiring Teagan’s new baronial ring Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We think CHARITY Jewell may have had a bit of jewel envy! Could Jewell be the next hot lady searching to move up the ranks in the Arena??? She’s already made quite a SPLASH in there through the Talon tournaments!

Remember how we said that Playboy Damien had a biiiig job on his hands to impress TRASH-tastic Jade for Valentine’s Day after she saw Icer’s gift from her mate??? Well, it got worse! Brandon was seen giving her a box with car keys to a hot new ride! Damien was certainly looking a biiiiit troubled! How IS he going to impress TRASH-tastic Jade??? She is certainly a full-on princess. He better start planning NOW!

Brandon didn’t stop there with the gifts! Evidently, he found a way to make his “lady friend” Lyren a bracelet that protects her from the sun. She was certainly thrilled with it! And he got a kiss for his hard work! However, we were left wondering just why Brandon has such a fascination with vampire ladies???

Another question that’s been on our minds — why is it that whenever our sources spot Blue Haired Bimbo Harris he’s macking on some woman that’s not his wife??? He was seen in the Inn getting to know Cass a bit better but Cass didn’t seem all that thrilled to be getting to know him better! Unfortunately for her, he wasn’t the only man to be paying her attention. Brale Brother Baker also had eyes out for her! We hear that Klinton also showed to heckle Harris for harrassing women. We think Klinton should follow Harris around no matter where he goes doing just that! That would make us happy!

Trinala the Crazy Pixie was overheard shooting DoD-er Rena questions on a date with an unknown man that she’s supposed to go out on!!! The Pixie knows this and we don’t!!! We’re soooo embarrassed…. and considering hiring her! Rena didn’t seemed too excited about this date but when is she ever excited about anything??? Later she was seen at a table having a drink with a man that we couldn’t indentify. Could this be the mystery date???

PAAAARRTY Girl Chase and Mage Quel were seen cuddling close later in the night as Quel seemed to console Chase over something. He totally seems to be falling hard over the pretty girl. Pleeeeeaaaase wise up, man! That girl and her friend are ticking time bombs of disaster! One of these days their hard partying ways are going to get someone seriously hurt!

You know it’s not often that we run across classy men in this city but Bane has to be on the short list! This single dad was overheard asking fellow hottie dad Kheld if he’d seen his current/former wife Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy around. We’re sure she’s somewhere whoring up the city!!! Kheldar gave him limited information and it certainly seemed that Bane was a bit worried. However, he was seen playfully getting to know Myria Graziano a little bit better in the ring. You’ve got to get some of that, girl!

Interestingly enough, later into the night Single Dad Bane was seen joking around with “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan who is allegedly running around with his former flame and Bane’s current/former wife — Jaycy! Sartan certainly didn’t pony up any information on the whereabouts of the mother of Bane’s child, though!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and gobernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt came in straight from Fashion Week in New Haven and, Lordy, they were looking HAWT!!! Koy was in an amazing gray metallic dress with a rouched waist and sassy pencil skirt while her hubby was in a three-piece suit looking quite the gentleman…. considering he is a brawler! Quite the spiffy pair!

We had to hear it several times but our sources SWEAR that they spotted Hunky Carpenter Glenn hanging out in the Outback with Luscious Lydia, Cowboy Jake, and Big Britches Erin!!! We just can’t believe it!!! Hunky Carpenter Glenn is soooo non-violent! He certainly wasn’t seen in any rings but did seem happy to be surrounded by old friends and making new ones. He was seen joking with SPEEDSTER Nova…. which really seems to us like a clash of two opposing worlds! But we certainly wish we were there to see the pair interact!

Cowboy Jake, on the other hand, was NOT making friends. Big Britches Erin’s boyfriend managed to seriously tick off “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan who ordered him into a ring!!! Evidently Cowboy Jake talked a bit too much trash to the egotistical King of the Hill in the Outback which led to a …… GRUDGE MATCH!!! The boys really went swinging at one another and Cowboy Jake actually did pretty well! He walked away with the win and the pair walked out talking as if they were old friends!!! Not a single bit of tension! Boys will be boys, we suppose!

Posted: February 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Could it be??? After spending the night before getting her flirt on with frat brother Dean, Randy Rhy was seen getting an awfully big gift from her ex, Brandon. The gift? A horse…. which evidently fulfilled a childhood dream of Rhy’s! Rhy was seen awfully happy and even gave her ex a kiss! Could things be back on for these two mismatched love birds?!?!

However, we’re told that Rhy was also seen in the company of her crush, Dean, later in the night! Our sources say that there definitely seemed to be a bit of chemistry between the two!!!

Aurthur seems to have learned the secret of a happy marriage — buying his wife jewelry often!!! He was seen giving his dragon-mate, Icer, a platinum ring Monday night! Now that’s a man who was hoping to get lucky! How much you want to bet that Icer will have another litter sometime very soon?!?!

Cute Crippled Erin was seen out and about getting a glass of wine in the Inn! It’s good to see her in a festive mood after everything she’s been through over the past month. She and CHARITY Jewell were seen catching up. CHARITY Jewell did not seem very pleased to hear that Erin had decided to work on G’naughty G’nort’s campaign! The women left together to return to spend the rest the holiday at their respective homes.

We wonder if Soerl celebrates the holiday. He certainly seemed lonely when our sources spotted him at the Inn and at Twilight Island briefly. We wonder how things are going between him and his girl, Van! She certainly hasn’t been spotted in a while! Maybe DoD-er Rena was right about the girl! We hope not for poor Soerl’s sake!!!

Posted: December 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy!!! Early in the evening Tuesday night, our sources overheard Rhy asking her man, Tight-Laced Brandon, if he was comfortable with her becoming an exotic dancer! Faaaaabulous. Brandon seemed shocked but didn’t put his foot down like he should have. Great. Just what this city needs. Another stripper. Le sigh!

We totally loooooove Amber’s silliness! Much to the shock of SUUUUUUPER Des, Amber was seen leading in a turkey which she’s evidently named Fido. OMG!!! We’re just shocked that the turkey made it through the night without Good Ol’ Country Girl SUUUUPER Des chopping off its neck with a butcher’s knife! We bet it only makes it another week before one of those pussycats hanging around the bar eat it feathers and all!

We had to wipe up a puddle of drooool when our sources told us that they spotted Sylvia and the DIVINE Mrs Storm having a drink together in the Inn!!! How faaabulous are these two ladies??? The chatted about Sylvia’s children and how married life was treating Storm. Too cute!!! Is it just us or do you also believe that DIVINE Storm will be pregnant within six months??? She’s got “HOT MAMA MATERIAL” stamped on her forehead!

DoD-er PJ was in the Outback under the watchful eyes of a new admirer who were told is named Layne! She certainly didn’t dissuade the attention…. but then again, when does PJ ever try to avoid attention??? Our sources assure us that Layne is pretty HAWT but we also hear reports that he’s quite grumpy.  Jury’s still out on this guy, ladies!

Posted: November 8th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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