Hot Single Dad Alert Wednesday!

How unsurprised are we by this??? Scully came into the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night while Playboy Shane was chatting with some chick and Avery and made a complete fool of herself. We hear that she shouted his name, ran over to him, and started kissing on him. This girl just can’t STAND her man talking to other girls. We’re actually embarrassed for Playboy Shane. She might as well just pee on him to mark her territory. How far you have fallen, man. How far you have fallen.

Thankfully, the ridiculous girlfriend didn’t stay long which gave Playboy Shane a chance to catch up with someone we’d really like to see him date — PAARTY Girl Chase! Oh, come on! They’d be perfect together. Can you imagine the bar tab the two of them could put together? It seems from the conversation that our sources overheard P.G. Chase and Brandon are living together. Iiiinteresting. We don’t exactly see Brandon as the type to live with a girl for very long before he marries her. He’s got some pretty good morals at the heart of him we think but P.G. Chase is so not the marrying type. We’re interested to see how that works out!

The city’s HOTTEST single dad was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night! No lie! Oh, how we’ve missed us some Bane! He was seen chatting with a couple Grazianos and Kheldar. Now if you followed our blog about two years ago you’ll know that for a while there was a very real sort of energy between Myria Graziano and Bane! In fact, our sources were pretty sure that they were dating for a while before Bane moved on to another chick which did NOT make Myria very happy. It seems that two years have not calmed her anger because she was pretty rough on Bane. Ouch. Poor guy!

Edited: February 11th, 2010

Bromance Saturday!

Well, well, well! We’re not quite sure what to think! Playboy Shane was overheard asking Icer if she had seen SLUTtacious Darcy recently. Could that mean things aren’t over between the pair??? It certainly would suggest it. However, Playboy Shane was also seen flirting it up with Marvelous Mira! OMG! How adorable would those two be together??? His good pal, Reality Check Brandon, was around later into the evening. Those two have a serious bromance going on! Evidently, it seems that R.C. Brandon still doesn’t approve of the relationship. We bet he’d approve of Marvelous Mira!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena we hear that, oddly enough, The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali made an appearance in one of Guil’s rings! That’s, like, the last place in the city we’d expect to find the pair of them! Thus, A. Ali was in that no-win position for if he won he’d look like a bully and if he lost he’d have lost to a girl. Men should never, ever fight their significant others. It’s just never a good idea.

Edited: August 11th, 2009

Backstabber Sunday!

Awww! Could there possibly be anything more adorable than Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Yummy Ewan sitting together discussing how fantastic marriage is??? We think not!!! The pair had a couple drinks and talked about the greatest adventure is in being a husband and father! Although, it seems that they both agree that a close second is having to keep up with Svelte Sylvia. It seems that she’s been up to a good deal of trouble and could possibly be in some political hot water! We’re sure Yummy Ewan can get her out of it!

Has the love triangle finally ended??? SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen entering with Black Knight Verin and White Knight Julian had new company in the form of a beautiful young woman. We hear her name is Rhian and W.K. Julian was certainly tending to her every need. Iiiinteresting! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee will NOT take this lying down! She will have her cake and eat it to. No pretty little thing will get in her way of that! Rhian and W.K. Julian better watch out!

We hear that Mini-Franker Cor got into it with his ex, Saucy Serena, AGAIN Sunday night! They break up months and months ago and are fine with each other and then all of a sudden they start arguing??? That’s incredibly odd. There’s obviously still some passion floating around in the air. Perhaps this is just a precursor to some steamy reunion??? We sure hope so. Maybe it’ll stop M-F Cor from hitting on everything in a skirt and it’ll stop Saucy Serena from ruining every good gentleman in RhyDin!

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was seen chasing a chicken.

…yeah, that’s really all we have to say about that.

We hear that M-F Cor and the Dread Pirate Stephen had a quick exchange of words as well! It seems that the Dread Pirate Stephen took exception to being called a “man whore”. We’re surprised he didn’t take it as a compliment. The confrontation didn’t last long as D.P. Stephen got distracted by Kid Not-Doc Anya! Yep, you read that right!

THEY KISSED!!! No lie. The Dread Pirate Stephen and Kid Not-Doc Anya kissed! We can’t even begin to describe the many ways this is wrong. First of all, she’s engaged to Merchant Antonio! Second of all, isn’t she supposed to be friends with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? Oh, we so hope that L.M.A.M. Jewell goes postal on her ass! That was absolutely, positively not cool! You so do not kiss the man who abandoned your friend and you certainly don’t do it while you’re supposed to be with another man! We sure hope she enjoyed that kiss because it could cost her at least a friendship if not the nice set-up she’s got with Merchant Antonio as well.

Reality Check Brandon is just surrounded by women who need more help than he can provide! As Booze Sis Hina was flirting it up with D.P. Stephen, he told her she was a “lost cause”. Yes, she is! Now if he’d only discover the same thing out about his girlfriend he might have a chance to move on and get a real, lasting relationship. B.S. Hina tried telling him that she was just teasing and would never really have a thing for D.P. Stephen. We don’t buy it either, R.C. Brandon! Stick to your guns, son!

Did Reap actually refer to Eleanor as his “wife”??? We sure hope that we misunderstood the conversation! From what our sources gather, he told Marvelous Mira to go ask his wife for money for the flowers that he wanted to buy. Marvelous Mira looked pretty darn surprised as were we! We wonder what BLUE Mish will think of this??? By the by, we heard that True was there pushing Marvelous Mira’s flowers. There’s a man who sure supports his girl!

Edited: April 21st, 2009

Who Left Who Sunday!

It seems we now know what happened to Aja’s husband… or former husband (who was a famous dueler in his time) as we’ve found out! She was overheard saying that he isn’t dead but is very much her ex-husband! When a friend joked about him coming back, she didn’t even think it funny! In fact, we heard that she cringed at the mere thought. This certainly seems like a relationship that did NOT end well!

Grumbling Grem, we just don’t know what to think! Mad Cow Kazzy is certainly not the type of girl we’d peg you to hang out with but you’ve seem to continue to do a lot more than hang out with her!!! We hear that she was seen showing him a tattoo in a, uh, sort of private area! We’re absolutely positive that he gave it a closer inspection when they were alone. That dirty, dirty girl has some sort of spectacular hold over him!

OMG! Brandon goes through a new girl monthly! It would take one of our interns a solid week to go back through to find all the women that he’s been connected with over the past couple of years. He may look like a complete nerd but he is FABULOUSLY famous with the ladies!!! Sunday night he was overheard calling a pretty little thing named Bridget “love”.  In fact he told SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that they were getting MARRIED!!! We give this one another month and they’ll certainly never make it down the aisle.

Down in the Red Dragon Inn’s basement Annex, Ms. Wyh Not was busy calling duels for a small crowd during Fight Night! We hear that the Dread Pirate Stephen made an appearance and had a chat with Crazy Train Tara. He was overheard saying that he’d been lost at sea and that “people” had not been very welcoming upon his return!!! He was again overheard saying that his wife had “left him”. These two need to meet up and get it straight over who left who because we cannot feel sorry for both of them!!! Actually, we’re DYING to see the D.P. Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell meet up!!! You just absolutely KNOW that you’d pay money to see that.

Edited: April 13th, 2009

Ghost Town Friday!

The Red Dragon Inn was almost a ghost town in the early hours of Friday night as most of the Inn’s regulars were preparing for or attending the Wedding of the Year (…or at least until C.T. Tara puts on what we know will be a spectacular affair for Taneth and Tormay)!

Big Cat Panther was seen in the Inn having a drink with the lovely S’jira before they headed off to attend their friend’s wedding. Sex Pot Kitty’s young daughter was spotted in the Inn having a chat with S’jira about the dress that she’d wear as flower girl. S’jira like us here at the Gossip GangSTAR were surprised to hear that S.P. Kitty had a daughter (and were a little uncomfortable with her having such access to an impressionable mind). It seems that S.P. Kitty had deemed life in RhyDin too dangerous for her daughter but has recently rescinded that decree and allowed her daughter to move into the house that she and Tass will share!

We hear that Brandon was peppering Booze Sis Hina with a whole host of questions about PAARTY GIRL Chase’s whereabouts. B.S. Hina hadn’t seen her since earlier in the day when she was talking with another man and Brandon wanted to hear alllll about that conversation! We wouldn’t put it past him to be the jealous type. And, after all, we all know that P.G. Chase isn’t above being completely scandalicious!

There definitely seems to be some tension between B.S. Hina and Brandon stemming from the days when she was dating one of the Frat brothers and he was one of the Frat brothers. We hear B.S. Hina is still pretty hung up on the frat brother that she dated and Brandon was not at all kind to her. We’re starting to think he might be a bit of a jerk!

We’re starting to wonder why Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sinjin even bother to come out into public! The pair certainly only has eyes for one another! Friday night was another night with the pair of them flirting it up. They’re like a couple of cuddly cats sunbathing in a shaft of sunlight on a winter afternoon. If they don’t stop cuddling constantly, we just may lose our lunch! Le sigh!

Later they pulled themselves away from one another to have a stare down with Ali and Gabby Gem! There was some MAJOR TENSION in the air! D.S. Sinjin and Ali took the matter into a private booth, leaving Gabby Gem to speak with other friends and Sal to sit around sulking.

Speaking of icky sweet, Danny and his walking fashion tragedy of a girlfriend, Lizzie, were both in the Inn macking on one another. Can you even imagine when the two of them take the big leap and tie the knot??? And, don’t tell us they never will. We’re just surprised that these particular couple of dumb kids haven’t already done it! Anyway, when we imagine their wedding we think of it at a skate park with a bridal bouquet stolen from a cemetary and mac ‘n chez straight out of the box for dinner. This relationship is just one gigantic train wreck!

Wow! The regulars seem to be having a lot of trouble keeping out of trouble these days! Connar showed up all bloodied up late into the night and allowed Chief Mischief Maker Eless (who was still dressed in her party dress) to assist him in putting ice on his head.  So Connar went and got himself beat up instead of attending the wedding with Eless??? Not a good idea. Not a good idea at all!

Edited: March 8th, 2009