Sooo… has Lang found himself a new woman??? He was seen chatting with Booze Sis Alyssa and helping her fix her kite Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Alyssa has made some choice comments about Lang’s sexual preference but we think that’s just a cover for the MAJOR CRUSH she has on him!!! She just wants him to scoop her up and prove otherwise. It’s really not all that shocking. We’ll never understand women (we doubt they even understand themselves) but Lang certainly seems to have some sort of pull over them!!!

Ew! Ever since Psycho Skid dumped Booze Sis Hina, he’s seemed a bit…. dirty and sleazy! He was at the bar catching up with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, running a hand up her leg. No, no, no! Don’t touch! We can’t have Psycho Skid and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee hooking up. There’s just something very wrong about that! Their flirting was broke up by Banana Rama Bree who we hear was slightly PISSED at Psycho Skid but her moods seem to change with the wind. We do hear that she offered to give Skid’s son the birds and bees speech when they time comes. OMG!!! We would pay money to hear Banana Rama Bree give that talk!!!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta seemed AWFULLY curious over exactly what it is that SMASHING Issy and the Scath-babes do! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke better reign his girl in!!! We love the Scath-babes as much as the next guy (and they are waaaaay hot) but they’re certainly not what you look for in a girlfriend! They can be downright scary. Luckily, we don’t see PAARTY Girl Atalanta as the type to put down the booze long enough to go help SMASHING Issy and the girls fight for justice!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was AGAIN looking a bit thick around the midsection when she was spotted in the Outback Monday night! We’re almost completely convinced that she’s pregnant! The rumors are really starting to run rampant! When is her camp going to finally come out and tell us the truth??? It’s a baby, not a scandal! Come on, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! Don’t keep us in suspense any longer!

Jesse actually seemed a bit happy to spot old rival Cute Single Dad Bane later into the night in the Outback! We suppose he was hoping that C.S.D. Bane would clue the new kids in on the Legend of Jesse! We should be his ghost writer for that book. Despite his cockiness (or perhaps because of it), Jesse NEVER seems to have trouble keeping himself surrounded by pretty females. It seems that he’s been quick to find a bantering partner and Kazzy seems awfully willing to take the task! She may act like she dislikes him but, in the end, they ALWAYS wind up in bed with him!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Monica and her friend Kazzy were seen hanging out Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn with the likes of Grem. We still don’t think Grem’s feeling the girls. We know he likes the quiet, introspective types and these two seem anything but that! Plus, we’re still not entirely convinced that Monica or at the very least Kazzy isn’t half insane. The girls are a bit…. out there and they do hang out an awful lot with The Other Woman Lain. We’ll definitely keep an eye out to see if Grem starts warming to them but we wouldn’t hold our breaths waiting for that!

One of our favorite new couples, Aaric and Caitlin, were seen conversing by the hearth. Rumor is that she’s been tossed out by her parents and is actually moving in with Ethan! OMG! Aaric seemed a wee bit concerned over the situation and as well he should be! Ethan?!?! The boy is a walking mess! And least we should forget the drama that was caused when Caitlin and Ethan kissed! Bad idea, we say. Very bad idea. We sure hope Aaric puts his foot down about this one.

Awesome Alain and Banana Rama Bree were overheard discussing the amount of people drinking in the Inn. Awesome Alain seemed to blame it on “break-up season” and agreed with Playboy Demon Damien when he said that spring was the time you get rid of the person you had to keep you warm throughout the winter! We wonder if Awesome Alain’s already in the middle of another break-up. That boy seems to be keeping busy! We’ll definitely have to keep an eye out for that!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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Girl talk, girl talk, girl talk! How we love girl talk! The trashier, the better! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy engaged in a good dose of that Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. The girls were overheard dishing about Dakota and it seems that TRASH-tastic Jade is quite taken by him. Despite her many relationships, we really haven’t heard of TRASH-tastic Jade doing a lot of gushing about her men in public so we’re almost interested to see where this leads!

It seems that Caitlin never made it to Beltane Friday night! Juuuust as she was walking down the stairs in a gorgeous mid-thigh yellow dress, she found the man she’d been looking for — Aaric! He seemed absolutely thrilled to hear the news that she is staying in RhyDin! As are we! He scooped her up to take her to a more private location for a more intimate chat. LOVE IT!

Playboy Demon Damien and his “sister” Booze Sis Hina were seen having a tense and awkward conversation in the Inn. When the Inn began to fill with those returning from the Beltane festivities, the pair decided to move their conversation elsewhere. After EVERYTHING that’s happened, we wonder what these two still have to talk about!

We hear that Bree was seen trying to separate Psycho Skid and Stitch who were having it out over some unknown matter. The pair of so-called friends were seen hollering at one another as well as shoving and pushing! What an odd pair of birds those two are! Bree lost interested and headed elsewhere until cooler heads prevailed. We’re telling you, that’s one smart chick!

Posted: May 4th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We knew that Awesome Alain was going to be trouble but we certainly didn’t know how much trouble! He was seen flirting pretty heavily with the brunette twin Spice Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn! In fact, the pair were caught kissing and seen sneaking upstairs to her room together. Did we say OMG??? We refuse to call these pair a couple yet, though! She is nearly just as shameless of a flirt as he is!

Bree is back in town and up to trouble! We have a soft spot for this one. She’s like walking blog material! She was seen catching up with Booze Sis Hina. In fact, Frat Boy Quinn arrived just before Bree was about to take off. She didn’t get an opportunity to really meet him but we’re sure that once she finds out the details Bree will straighten Booze Sis Hina out reeeeaaaal quick! She’s not the type to take crap from men or to let her friends take crap from men either!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard complaining to Izira about troublesome headaches that have been plaguing her since her return to RhyDin! She didn’t seem quite herself and we are definitely worried for her! We do hope she sees a doctor or a healer at some point very soon.

Crazy Train Tara was certainly up to her usual bit of…. well, insanity really. We hear that she was dressed in a black belly dancer’s garb and was showing off her thighs decorated with painted symbols! She’d evidently done all this for “Inpu”. Now it didn’t take a whole lot of research on the part of our interns (okay, well, maybe they had to work all night on it but a little hard work never killed them) to discover that “Inpu” is another name for “Anubis”. She even mentioned that her outfit was “tear-away” so that she may be easily accessible. In fact, she was overheard saying she wants to “worship” him! OMG! OMG! OMG! We are so dyyyying here! FANTASTIC STUFF!

Did Aaric’s pleas for Caitlin to remain in town work??? She was seen checking into the Inn Thursday night and a mystery patron helped her up the stairs with her bags. The pair seemed to have quite the chat and Caitlin was overheard asking the man if he’d seen Aaric recently. We do hope those two are able to patch things up! Such a lovely little couple they are!

Sometimes even we must laugh at Unwashed Pirate Stephen! He was overheard commenting on just how hot he is in the late hours. When Alysia set the record straight that he was, in fact, not hot, he told he would consider her opinion. He did consider her opinion. For three seconds. And then told her that she was wrong! Not only is he funny but he’s got a nice set of you-know-whats to stand up to Alysia! We’re far too much of a coward for that!

As if he wasn’t in enough trouble for being a smarty pants he then proceeded to SHOOT Crazy Train Tara!!! Now, truth be told, he knew it wasn’t going to kill her but discharging a weapon in the Inn certainly isn’t the way to stay on Santa’s “Nice” list! We have a feeling that may get him a stern lecture from Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and we’re not the only ones! Even Therapist Chryrie was warning him that he was in quite some trouble once she found out. Stephen made a speedy exit before Crazy Train Tara came around! So, we suppose that answers that question — he’s not suicidal, just stupid!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After an extended absence, Playboy Demon Damien showed back up in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night to the fanfare of his very own crier! You’ve got to be kidding us! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade did not look the least bit excited to see him return and she did not look amused when he addressed her as “love”. We hear that The Other Woman Lain encouraged her not to let him run her out of the Inn but TRASH-tastic Jade was not in the mood to put up with P.D. Damien’s antics and bailed. We hate to admit it but…. we agree with The Other Woman Lain! Don’t let that mutt make you run!

We hear that Bree was passing out fliers listing Icer as “Missing”! We have to admit that we haven’t spotted her in quite some time. However, isn’t it a bit ironic that one of RhyDin’s most recognizable dragons has seemed to have disappeared from the city??? We have a feeling that maybe she finally had enough of all her offspring and ESCAPED!!! That’s what we would do if we were her!

Amnesiac Tara was still hyping her wedding to Mini-Frank Cor. In fact, she evidently asked SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to attend and, in fact, reminded her to invite her current husband! That is a good point, SPLENDIFEROUS One! Doesn’t she need to divorce/kill her previous husband before she can marry another??? With what we’re hearing of her prior matrimonial record, Mini-Franker should be shaking in his teeny tiny boots!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and The Diamond (at least for another week) SMOKIN’ Sartan have been seen spending an awful lot of time together one-on-one! We’re dying to know what their significant others think about that! SMOKIN’ Sartan and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were seen having a pretty intimate and intense conversation Sunday night in the Annex during Fight Night while Koy munched on some food. Iiiiinteresting!

Posted: April 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that the minstrel Soerl was seen keeping company with the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! What a delightful trio that must have been. The conversation was light-hearted and we’re told that Ewan was in quite the mischievous mood. They didn’t stick around long, however. Perhaps Ewan was looking to go work off some of that naughty energy with his pregnant wife! They say second trimester sex is diiiiivine!

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar speaking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er Rena. Evidently he told the ladies that he is back on the market!!! Oh la la! We’re sure the women of RhyDin are beside themselves! You know how those impressionable young ladies like a bit of danger in their man. DoD-ers Charlie and Rena seemed more interested in their drinks but Krazy Kitty seemed awfully surprised by the news! Awesome Alain made it quite clear that he did not wish to discuss dirty details, though. Doesn’t he know that dirty details is exactly what we LOVE???

Later into the night Krazy Kitty was seen hanging out with her Tass and the stunning Alysia, discussing Tass and his seemingly cool as a cucumber personality. We just bet that underneath that stony exterior is a T.I.G.E.R!!! To keep Krazy Kitty entertained in bed, you know he’s just got to be WILD!

Hina was in a TIZZY late Friday night! It seems that her brother Playboy Demon Damien called off his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade. We are soooo NOT surprised! Playboy Demon Damien’s just been looking for an excuse to do just that. Hina was quite angry with him and yelled at him pretty fiercely but was distracted by her yelling by the appearance of her best friend, Bree, who had been away for the past several weeks.

Shylah was overhead asking DoD-er Rena who the man she’s been seen with lately is. We assume that she means Boy Toy Aaron who has gotten quite close with Rena over the past month. Rena identified him as her “roommate”. BUUUUURN! Is it just us or do you also think that Boy Toy Aaron would be a bit upset to find that DoD-er Rena just considers him a “roommate”!

Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort and his SLUTTACIOUS wife Kaja were seen in the Inn’s basement Arena getting in a few duels Friday night. The pair were engaged in their typical over the top PDA routine. Seriously, after being married for a couple years you’d think they’d be able to go without snogging in public for more than ten seconds!!! Perhaps they are in a constant state of newleyweddedness because Kaja seems to be out of town on “work” QUITE a bit. We swear that girl’s living some sort of secret double life. We bet she has another husband, a house full of kids, and a job as a librarian in some other city!!!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “If Matt ever cheated on Koy, his dentist would be removing bits of her high heel.” We totally HEART Kitty!

- ” Frank fights like a chicken. Plenty of squawking and dancing around.” So claimed The Bum Phillipe! We’re publishing this because we want to see Frank kick The Bum Phillipe’s you-know-what for saying it!

- “I am pregnant with Veighn’s love child! I could not wait for Stephen to get out of jail, and Veighn offered to take me out on that..um..hearts and naked baby day so we went out. He woo’d me quite well, I must say. I only threw up a little bit when he licked me with those three tongues this time.” So claimed CHARITY Jewell. We’re more disturbed than amused, really.

- “Asians are hot, man.” Another classy Graziano line from Tony.

- “Who wants tae be goin’ out…tha’ requires spendin’ money…me I jus’ be lookin’ fer a quick ride tae tuna town on the skin ship.” Robert even comes close to offending US sometimes!

- “Oh, see, that ain’t gonna work then. I keep my va-jay in check, and non-tuna-y.” Was Trixie’s response to Robert’s above comment!

- “What page are you guys on in the Kama Sutra?” Baker to Pipes and Perry in an attempt to see how serious their relationship was. We HEART this question as a deciding factor on whether or not two people are a couple or not!

- “Stitch’s a jackal, not a dingo, Hina. He did NOT eat your baby.” Bree to Hina in response to Stitch’s claims that he made a snack out of her son.

- “I’m the most kick-assinest Tender in this dump of a city.”  Baker makes up a new word. We should keep a dictionary of Baker-words!

- “Don’t you beat me up both morally and emotionally damn near every time you see me?” SPEEDSTER Nova to Big Britches Erin after she gave him a hard time for not dueling her.

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Overheard.
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Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She’s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn’t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar’s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She’s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she’s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her…. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don’t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid’s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn’s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G’naughty G’nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G’naughty G’nort as G’naughty G’nort was busy calling at the time.  Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G’naughty G’nort…. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy’s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!!  It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can’t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G’nort didn’t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G’naughty G’nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else’s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It’s a good thing he’s so SMOKIN’ HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we’ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for “teaching” her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!!  You really just HAVE to admire his style, don’t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix???  He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving “special attention” to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we’re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn never fails the drama hungry does it??? Hina seemed to have LOST it when she found that Skid up and left the city with their son. There was some sort of rumor that he headed off to some demon realm to visit his family. Seriously, what did the girl expect after letting a demon father her child??? TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to have her under control but as soon as she left, Hina attacked Stitch for claiming that he ate her kid. Stitch body slammed Hina and she stormed out once he let her up.

Skid was seen in the Inn a short time later with Bree who caught the confrontation between Stitch and Hina. Skid didn’t seem the least bit concerned for the well-being of his baby’s mama. Instead, he seemed much more interested in securing some candy. Niiiice! Is anyone really surprised??? Were we the only ones that saw this ending badly from the very beginning???

You know we’ve wildly reported on our love of DoD-er Evie but even we have to admit that Brale Brother Baker and mass amounts of alcohol are starting to rot her pretty little brain!!! She was seen hanging out at the bar throwing back mugs of ale with her man Tuesday night. The topic of conversation was…. barely understandable. We think our sources may need to get their alcohol translators calibrated.

It turned into an impromptu double date as Evie’s fellow sister in sin, DoD-er Rena, wandered in with her new man, Aaron. According to our sources, despite the incident from the prior night where Aaron accidently struck Rena, the two were getting along famously!!! In fact, Rena was even caught SMILING after Aaron made a joke. Iiiiinteresting!

Bane is certainly bouncing back into shape…. in more ways than one!!! Of course, he’s looking mighty fine these days in the rings but he’s also getting his flirt on with a number of women. It’s fun, harmless, and quite entertaining!!! He’s been seen charming the likes of Myria, hottie Hodge, and the Luscious Lydia!!! He didn’t even seem to be that taken aback when his ex Jaycy walked through the door. It’s good to see him back on his feet!

Speaking of Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy, isn’t it interesting that she was seen entering just a couple seconds after The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan??? She was actually later heard making fun of Sartan’s wife, Rory, in front of a fairly large crowd that included G’naughty G’nort and Hodge!!! In fact, she was overheard by our sources picking at the rumored mental health issues that Rory has been supposedly dealing with. Jaycy is NASTY and BLATANT!!! But, man, does she make the duels drama-tastic and, thus, we must love her!

Posted: March 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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