What did we tell you about Brendan and Setiva??? We know RhyDin Love and this couple has “fast-moving” written all over them. Wednesday night in the Inn Brendan was already meeting Setvia’s mother, Illusia. We’re right on track for an engagement within two weeks.

We know that this will get us in a lot of trouble for even mentioning but we are FEARLESS!!! We just don’t like Lydia with Grem. He’s super duper and handsome and she’s spectacularly unhappy ALL THE TIME! Our sources saw Lydia’s employee Carley hanging out in the Inn with Grem on Wednesday evening and we heard that they were absolutely adorable together! Although, Carley is certainly young, we think this pair would make a muuuuuch better couple than Lydia and Grem!

Speaking of women that we no longer like, Cassie is quickly making that list!!! Is there a female other than Erin in RhyDin who she gets along with??? She barged in on a witty (and sexy!) debate between Sebastian and the uber gorgeous Piper in order to talk nothings to Sebastian and shoot Piper nasty looks. And juuuuust when it looked like Sebastian was actually going to make a connection with a single, beautiful woman, Cassie took him away for a late dinner. GAH!

After attracting attention for all the wrong reasons the past week (drama with her man, poor fashion decisions), Jewell showed up in the Inn looking STUNNING in a white sun dress with a delicate cherry pattern. Love it! And her and Stephen seemed to be on good turns. They were flirty and playful with one another all night!

Jewell wasn’t the only one looking her best!!! We were shocked to hear that Jade walked in dressed in a lovely, summery dress with TASTEFUL makeup!!! Color us completely SHOCKED!!! Good for her! It’s sad seeing such pretty girls wearing such horrid outfits.

There was no shortage of action in the Outback!!! New Fists caller Lem witnessed his first challenge match as Shadoweaver holder Jaycy faced off against Vanion. After three duels, Vanion earned the right to hold the Opal for now.

After a brief visit from his cute as a button wife Rory, Sartan found himself in a match of the old guard versus the new as he faced off against Jason! Two HAWTIES in a ring!!! Someone should have sold tickets. Jason took a solid win for the new guard and we’re already calling for a rematch!

Posted: June 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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In the early hours of Tuesday night, Setiva and Brendan were back to engaging in lip locks in the Inn and exchanging whispered sweet little nothings!!! What’s the over/under on how long it is until these two are married with a set of triplets??? We’ve decided four months. Speaking of a coupled pair, Setiva’s friend Cailet has been busying herself with a young man by the name of Nireck. This foursome has been spending a good deal of time hanging out with one another.

Grem tried to get a smile out of sour-faced Lydia but she remained a depressing weight on the Inn! For crying out loud!!! This woman is beautiful, has a wonderful sister, great friends, and a successful business. Why is she always so grim-faced???

Jewell was NOT having a good night!!! Darren was giving Stephen very vivid details about Jewell’s raging bachelorette party. Stephen seemed none too pleased with the information and details of sin and debauchery that his wife (or future wife at the time) was engaged in that night. Tristen went as far to suggest that Jewell’s BRAND SPANKING NEW marriage might already be on the rocks!!! DRAMA! We HEART it!!!

Stephen went on to take things a step too far as Stephen and Jewell are prone to doing when it comes to violence. Stephen actually pulled a gun on Darren!!! We guess Lil’ Miss Anger Management sure did find a perfect mate. No shots were fired as Stephen stormed out, leaving Jewell a bit teary eyed. A marriage in trouble after just two weeks!!! This has to be a record even for Jewell!!!

Jewell seemed in a bit more confident mood about her marriage a couple hours later when SMASHING Issy walked through the door. The pair briefly gabbed about Jewell’s marriage status and made a few suggestive comments about being a newlywed. It was so good to hear that SMASHING Issy was out and about!!! Evidently patrols in the West End have taken up a large chunk of her time.

Long time no see!!! Gork walked right into the Outback out of the blue on Tuesday night. Harris and Sartan appeared a bit stunned to see him. After that brief moment of surprise, however, the boys were back to shooting their one-liners at him… and at each other, of course! Gork seemed more than a little rusty!! He took a pretty rough beating from Uriko.

Speaking of rough beatings, the Lizard Man Bran faced off in a challenge match against Harris, holder of the Ice Dancer opal. Bran was able to take the first match but was soundly thumped in the second two, allowing Harris to remain as an opal holder. Harris’s wife Stick was there for the festivities and spent some time hanging out with her lovely friend FLAWLESS Koy. Once again, Man-tastic Matt seemed to paying little attention to her. Le sigh.

Posted: June 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your NINTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- A set of fine handkerchiefs being given as a gift to Brendan from Setiva. These two had some major blushing action going on! It wouldn’t surprise us if they were still red!!! We haven’t seen Brendan get any action in almost three months. The boy is fiiiiiine and deserves a good filly! Our sources insist that there may have been a kiss as well!

- Piper and Elessaria engaged in some frank conversation with Connar in which Connar advised the ladies that he’s saving himself for marriage! What?!?!?! There’s two options here: (a) he’s lying to them so that they think he is sensitive and have sex with him, or, (b) he’s telling the truth which is a little scary considering not even the women of this city save themselves for marriage. Yeah, we believe he’s trying to get into their pants, too!

- the entire up-turned nose gang meeting for a going away party for the Pimp-alicious Everett! It was unclear just how long he would be gone and our sources are really getting raked over the coals for failing to find out where he’s going. However, we do know that some serious hotties gathered for the goodbyes, including the rarely seen as of late Gideon, Cute Single Erin, Always Grumpy Lydia, and a very tanned Cassie. All were sporting their best dress clothes and looking down right spiffy!

- young sweet Uriko advising G’nort that she’s a virgin and G’nort in reply telling her that it makes her a national treasure!!! All the while, Uriko was busy booting G’nort out of Styx, giving herself a solid win over the very distracted G’nort. Lesson learned, G’nort. Never talk sex with Uriko when trying to defeat her in a ring!!!

- a DoD heart-to-heart! Koy entered the Outback looking as FLAWLESS as always and sat down to have a lengthy and quiet discussion with Rena. Once AGAIN Man-tastic Matt only breezed by with a kiss to Koy’s cheek, seemingly uninterested that he STILL has the HAWTEST woman in RhyDin right underneath his nose!!! Matt, are you an idiot??? WAKE UP!!!

- cute Gnome Love!!! Mellisandre joined Gnimish while he called on Twilight Island on Monday night. There was the usual cute cuddling and snuggling. Do Gnomes marry??? When will Gnimish pose the Big Question to this cute slice of a baking gnome???

- Sid losing her temper with a drunk who was tossing bottles behind the bar. The drunk’s name remains unknown but Sin-alacious Sid was definitely none too pleased! She pulled out her Sawed Off Pool Cue of Doom and handed it to Jewell who went all Lil’ Miss Anger Management on the drunk’s ass!!! Better not mess with those girls!!!

Posted: June 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Two of our FAVORITE ladies were entertaining the men of the Inn early in the evening. Mercy was gracing Pelnar with her quick-witted lines while Derick and Brendan were admiring the oh-so fantastic legs on FLAWLESS Kairee! As my grandpappy would say, these women are so hot that trees whistle for dogs when they pass by!

Baker expressed disdain when finding that his lovely Evie had spent some time with the oh-so delicious Bast! Aww! The green monster! A jealous Baker is actually cute. Way to land your man, Evie! What’s not so cute? Erin’s response to Baker’s comment. She went on a little mini rant about what a jerk her ex is for airing his business in public and expressing disdain that he is hanging out with “those girls” (DoD??? Cat fight???). Perhaps Baker isn’t the only one who’s a bit jealous???

The Mad Kisser Tass and the lovely Wyh Not faced off in a Keeper challenge on Twilight Island!!! The fabulous man-tastic Brig called the match and had to remind the Mad Kisser not to use tongue when kissing him. This, of course, led to Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell asking if it was even possible to kiss without tongue!! Whore-lacious!

Speaking of the man-tastic Brig, our favorite little cheerleader Taneth cuddled in to watch the match beside him and even kissed his cheek! Too Cute! Did Grayson just lose his cuddle buddy to Brig? GASP!

Posted: April 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Grayson and Harris met in the Annex to fight over the right to hold Icedancer. More importantly, however, each man had a loooovely young lady on his arm. Grayson’s was the always adorable Taneth. Harris entered with his sexy cheerleader, Shey, dressed in hot blue leather!

On a shocking news note, rumor has it that Shey is pregnant with Dark’s baby!!!! WHAT?!?! Now before coming to RhyDin we had been told of the crazy fast pace that relationships have a tendency to develop in the town, however, we must admit we are utterly shocked. Perhaps this is somebody’s idea of a sick April’s Fools joke.

After the challenge, Shey expressed some concern over the rumor that Harris’s wife, Stick, is returning to the dueling venues for the Madness tournament! Stick has a world class reputation as one of the duels’ most violent-tempered and foul-mouthed women! WE CANNOT WAIT TO MEET HER!!!

On a lighter note, gnome loving was back in the Annex! While Gnimish called last night, his cute little baker, Mellisandre, kept him company. Gnome cuddling = major cuteness!!!

Several floors above the Dueling Annex in the Red Dragon Inn, Kairee and her magnificent legs were spotted! She was busy chatting up the cutie Brendan. We wonder if the boy knows just how much his stock shot up by being spotted with the FLAWLESS Kairee???

With Gav and Amber as witnesses, SUUUUPER Des proceeded over the wedding of Ty and Regeane late in the evening. It was a small, quiet ceremony with mom Icer looking on. We really don’t know what to say about this one. Is YOUR Gossip GangSTAR speechless??? Well, we suppose even dragons need lovin’!!!

Word around town is that the formerly pink-haired Cor is opening up a breakfast joint in the Marketplace!!! Yay!!! This seems like an acceptable way for him to make a living so that he may support our newest favorite Colette and the brood of oh-so adorable children that they will someday produce!

Posted: April 1st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It appears that it didn’t take Brendan long to make his choice. After a terse, emotional conversation with Cal, he was seen laughing and flirting with Lurielle! There’s something cute and courtly about the Brendan/Lurielle coupling so we very much approve!!!

We totally HEART hunky Val!!! This guy is perfect for the lovely, sane member of the DoD, Rena! They have been exchanging cute little pecks and sweet comments! Awwww! Too much! A-FREAKING-DORABLE!!!

Speaking of adorable, the lovely Kira was having a heart-to-heart with Ness. However, these two pain us too much for words! They each CLEARLY like one another but neither will tell the other. You like each other! Kiss! Call each other “dear”! Move on to cute couple-dom like you should already!!! This is just becoming too painful to watch.

Gideon was busy ruffling the feathers of three lovely ladies — Cassie, Erin, and their friend from their homeland Sascha! We can always count on Gideon for a good bit of drama and snark on quiet nights!

Lil Miss Anger Management was showing her devilish side once again! She exchanged heated words and insults with Tommy before he stalked out into the night. Ciera sympathized with her after Tommy took off, mentioning that the claws of the underworld should rip his guts out. …urk? Why don’t the hot women of this town talk dirty like normal women? Why is it always guts being ripped out and violence against reproduction organs? Le Sigh.

Posted: March 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Your THIRD Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Caven making eyes at the cute little blonde Collette! The day before the pair had gone for a picnic and they certainly looked chummy in the Inn. We totally HEART Collette’s bouncy energy but is Caven the man for her??? We’re reserving judgement on this one for the time being!

- A not-so horsey Erin gave a scarf to the swarmy Malachi (is it just us or is there something slimy about this guy?) while the HAWTACIOUS Cassie looked on! Lydia broke up the party with some bad news for Erin. Something about cat sex. What??? Whatever it was, Erin sure took off in a hurry after that!

- Cal who has clearly moved on after her brief fling with Dark. She was seen talking to a particularly handsome young man named Brendan. However, Brendan isn’t limiting his options! Later in the evening he was complimenting the lovely redhead Lurielle on what great company she is! We DEMAND a hot cat fight over a man! We haven’t seen one of those in aaaages!

- Our Evie telling Baker what a naughty little girl she is! Oh, how we love Evie! And, we suppose if Baker is what makes our Evie happy, he is alright as well.

- Erin sharing a bottle of wine and flirting with Alain!!! Wait, wait. Erin? Not Cassie? NOOOO!!!! Alain is property of the gooorgeous Cassie! Hands off, you little vixen!

- Issy calling that Scorp guy that she was seen kissing “cher”. WHAT??? It’s blown our mind enough that Issy was kissing him but now she’s calling him pet names??? This is not our SMASHING Issy!

- Grayson cuddling with our cute little Taneth in the Arena while she cheered on… well, you know Taneth, she was cheering on nearly everybody! The point of the matter is that Grayson needs to keep his dirty mitts off our innocent little Taneth!!! This girl is in desperate need of a over protective older brother!

Posted: March 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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