Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

Posted: May 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Nah, I been b***h shoppin’ all day. Nuthin. Tell me, what should I look for in a good bondage girl?” Baker to Lord Brutin when Lord Brutin questioned him on whether or not he’s found a slave girl yet.

- “Bondage? Is that like punk metal or something? You crazy kids and your loud music.” DoD-er Eve to Lord Brutin when he asked if she herself was a “bondage girl”.

- “I’m not *just* a rat, sir! I’m a PiRATe! ARRR!!” RAT-tastic Napoleon to Lil’ Boy Blue Locke.

- “I don’t know that god. Where does he/she/it hang out?” Kairee when meeting someone claiming to be of the Eastern Orthodox faith.

- “Mmmm ‘appiness is indeed a warm gun.” Unwashed Pirate Stephen after shooting Crazy Train Tara!

- “Now lets slap Marco with my balls.” Brian while preparing to dunk us into the tank at the Beltane festivities.

- “Look private… general… whatever you may be. I could probably be scarier than most, and if I can’t be.. my sister is crazy, French, and pregnant. Watch yourself. She might go all magical maverick on you.” Teen Terror Alex’s commentary on her sister, AJ.

- “Of course you do. She’s female and mobile.” Krazy Kitty to Awesome Alain when he mentioned that he enjoyed one of Tara’s personalities.

- “Goodnight insufferable female with an inappropriate hair color.” A parting from Crazy Train Tara (or more specifically, one of her alternate personalities) to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell

- “So, did you want to Role Play again….like we did the other night, where you’re the subservient chick and I’m the dude you wanna bang?” Brale Brother Baker to Crazy Train Tara.

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Overheard.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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…So we know what you’re all wondering — were we able to sneak a source into the highly anticipated wedding between Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith??? Abso-freaking-lutely! And, let us tell you, it was all that we’ve been waiting for AND MORE! The road to the Southern Glen where the ceremony was held was scattered with lanterns on shepherd’s hooks and tied to each post was a cluster of white flowers tied together with a blue ribbon. That coupled with the fairy lights scattered throughout the trees created such a stunning look!

The guests were some of RhyDin’s most upstanding and interesting citizens!

Brian and Jenai Ravenlock were both there and, man, did they look spiffy! Brian was cleanly shaven in a fashionably suit while his wife looked absolutely stunning in a silk lilac dress! It’s almost unreal how good she looks having given birth to twins so recently. Way to go, Jenai!

The DIVINE Mrs Storm arrived in carriage with her husband Yummy Ewan looking like the absolutely adorable pregnant woman we knew she would be! She was dressed in a floral, ankle-length dress that accented her growing belly. Yummy Ewan also had his mother with them. We should have guessed him to be a mama’s boy! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re definitely a mama’s boy! The trio was joined by the always stunning Sylvia who is rumored to be having a relationship with a Fraiser of her own in Sianna’s brother, Hudson!

Even PAARTY Girl Chase appeared quite…. lovely and demure! We’re not sure what was wrong with her. In fact, she may have even been (dare we say it?) SOBER! She looked quite lovely in a white flowing skirt paired with a fitted white jacket. Fashionable and slightly edgy enough to pull off wearing white to a wedding while still appearing appropriate. Good for her! Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

We mentioned just how gorgeous S’jira looked when she was leaving the Inn for the wedding in an earlier blog. Well, she looked no less stunning when Head Pussy Panther escorted her to her seat! Head Pussy Panther needs to put the wedding rumors to rest and FINALLY pop the question to that beauty! Can you only imagine what a stunning bride she’ll make???

Smoooooth Cowboy Jake left his usual denim-clad fillies at home and instead was seen in the company of DoD-er Rena. Even DoD-er Rena managed to scrap her usual duds for a stunning sleeveless red dress! She should definitely wear that color more often. It made her skin glow fantastically. It’s too bad Boy Toy Aaron couldn’t make it! He really missed out. Shylah and Guthorm were also present! We hear that the Norse beauty gave the man quite the stern look for trying to sneak in a bit on the late side.

Are we the only ones that find Lil’ Boy Blue Locke just tooooo suave for words! We have a feeling that PAARTY Girl Atalanta may agree! In an the elegance of a simple black tuxedo, Locke escorted the lovely Atalanta to the event. His effortless style seems to be rubbing off on her! The party dress she had on was utterly amazing! We MUST know the designer. It was a fun, flouncy knee length white number with a black floral pattern and cinched to accent her envy-inducing waist with a black ribbon. Very stylish couple indeed!

We are absolutely dying to know who that man was whom Wyh Not entered with! She looked delicious in a simple yet elegant strapless royal blue gown overlaid with silver snowflake sprinkled chiffon. Edible! He was quite the hunk himself. We gathered that his name is Ciaran and he is quite the suave looking bachelor! We do hope that Wyh Not has found herself a delectable little boy toy! She so deserves it!

What is it about men in kilts that causes a woman’s heart to skip a beat? Peredhil and Johnny certainly didn’t disappoint in that respect! The pair looked downright dashing in their jackets and kilts as they waited the ladies. We hear that Johnny only had eyes for the end of the aisle, looking for his bride! How sweet!

Juliane and Ballerina Katarina served as lovely bridesmaids in dresses of a soft blue that definitely emphasized the women’s lovely physiques. We hear that a smile appeared on Jolyon’s face as he caught sight of the women. Yet, as usual, we are at a total loss as to which woman caught his fancy! Jolyon, Peredhil, and the Smith girls shall be the death of us!

Johnny’s face nearly broke in two with the stunning smile that erupted on his face as he spied his lovely bride, Sianna, on Hudson’s arm walking down the center aisle. We hear that she was sung a beautiful song about their love as she glided towards the altar! Her dress was utterly AMAZING! The fitted dress of a pure white lace clung to her bust before bursting forward in a lovely flow of silk at her knees. A demure half veil covered her face just enough to entice without being over powering and distracting. Very simple, very becoming.

Before family, friends, and a preacher, the pair exchanged some lovingly worded vows before the party departed. We hear that the reception was held the following morning in the Glen which had been transformed again in a vibrant celebration of spring! The same group of close family and friends gathered to toast the happy couple and wish them the best!

….which is a hope that we share! Congratulations, Sianna and Johnny! It’s been a long time coming and we are so happy for you both!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Event.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SQUEAL! We are such a horrible fan boy! Our sources tell us that Brian and Jenai were seen together in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! They are really too cute for freaking words! The Other Woman Lain looked as happy as punch to spot her…. well, we’re not really sure what they are to her. Even our Great Powers of Gossip cannot make sense of the crazy family tree of the Ravenlocks! The trio caught up on life while they were served by a roller-skating Amber!

We hear that Krazy Kitty was denying that she is knocked up in the Inn. We sooooo don’t buy it! She’s definitely got a bun in the oven! Don’t keep us on edge, Krazy Kitty! Just admit it already. We’re awfully curious to know what sort of species of being would come out of a Kitty/Tass union! We suppose it’s only a matter of time until we find out!

Evidently Mini-Frank Cor has some competition for Amnesiac Tara’s hand in marriage! The details are a bit sketchy since Mini-Franker still doesn’t seem to have a voice. Thank whomever for that small favor! Maybe Krazy Kitty will reign in Amnesiac Tara before this whole relationship goes too far.

Those Smith girls are just too charming for word…. and QUITE popular with the men! Juliane and Ballerina Katarina were seen spending time with Peredhil AND Jolyon throughout the course of the night. These men just don’t seem to be settling on a choice and the girls don’t seem to have a preference either. We’re dyyyying to know how this is going to shake itself out. We don’t see those two Smith girls remaining single for long, however! Our only question is which one will be catching Sianna’s bouquet!

Eless was seen spending a bit of one-on-one time with Antonio laaaate into the evening! Interesting isn’t it??? This came just days after Eless was jokingly asking Antonio for Passion (…which turned out to merely be one of Antonio’s signature drinks). Eless is newly single and definitely one of the most fashionable women in the city while Antonio deals in silks! Definitely something to keep an eye out for!

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, well, well! That “break” didn’t last long! Frat Boy Quinn and Booze Sister Hina were back hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday accompanied by TRASH-tastic Jade and Lang. Biiiiig shock of the night was that Lang has NOW turned his attentions on TRASH-tastic Jade. Well, if Chase isn’t easy enough for you, we suppose that TRASH-tastic Jade is the next step down! We’ll see how that one goes!

Evidently Bodacious Brian was seen tucking his tail between his legs (metaphorically speaking of course… isn’t it interesting to live in a city where one must clarify that?) to apologize to The Other Woman Lain! We hear that she was still quite angry with him but in the end did seem to warm to his apology. No word as of yet on exactly what wrong Brian was attempting to right!

A still mute Mini-Frank Cor took quite the ribbing from a pair of hot to trot ladies in Eless and Spice over his inability to talk back! Now if rumors would hold true, Mini-Frank Cor and the brunette twin, Spice, broke up several months back. They certainly didn’t appear anything more than friends and left separately despite entering together! Iiiinteresting! We still love that Mini-Frank Cor can’t speak, by the way!

We hear that it appears that Amnesiac Tara is slowly returning to her old self. However, our sources report back that she did not appear up to her usual bouncy self Saturday night. Evidently it was the anniversary of a death of one of her husbands and she was quite torn up over it! If she really does have fifty former husbands, that’s a lot of anniversaries to remember! No wonder her brain tuckered out and forgot everything!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN’ Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn’t have ended so blood-free if they’d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna’s sure scary but our money’s on SMASHIN’ Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems…. well, out of it. She still doesn’t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks — Brian and Alex — along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let’s be honest, aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She’s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn’t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana’s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S’jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend’s return! Maybe with Eless’s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a “play in the hay” according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you’ve become??? We’re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can’t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You’d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he’d learn to throw a punch…. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan’s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She’s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn’t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly “Bane for Overlord” tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Was that Caitlin (the chick that started all the drama with Ethan) hanging out with Grem??? Grem’s been seen with quite the rotating bevel of beauties as of late so we’re certainly not surprised that pretty Caitlin caught his eye! We hear that this girl is suuuuuper naive, though! Where is AJ to take her under her wing and play big sister??? As for Grem, he’s beginning to rack up quite the reputation since his break-up with Luscious Lydia. Maybe he just needs some time to soothe his woes!

Grem was distracted from surrounding himself with lovely little birds by the entrance of Scath-Babe SMASHING Issy! The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion about some of the Scath-Babes enemies. Issy did not look very pleased by the news at all. We don’t like when Issy doesn’t look pleased! It usually means trouble…. or that she’s about to beat on one of the Kidd brothers and that we do find amusing! Speaking of the Kidd brothers, it was in fact Stephen that lightened the mood with his usual silliness. He and JEZEBEL Jewell were up to their normal antics. Neither seemed to be any worse for wear after the odd exchange of the previous night with Potter Piper.

JEZEBEL Jewell was later seen catching up with Brian and Wyh Not! Oh, how we miss Brian! It seems that fatherhood has kept him awfully busy! He was overheard telling Jewell that he has his hands full with Jenai and their small brood. We hear that Brian’s attempting to figure out what sort of work to get into in order to stay closer to home. Perhaps some of his good parenting ways will rub off on his “sister”! Just as we hope that some of Wyh Not’s class will rub off on Jewell as well! Speaking of the classy broad herself, Wyh Not was overheard offering her sincere congratulations to the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan for their upcoming little bundle!

We do HEART public engagements so we are happy to report back on a young couple who did just that! Evidently, Jonathon asked a lovely redhead named Boudicca to marry him, presenting her quite the rock to seal the deal. Our sources have confirmed the engagement and state that the wedding will take place quite soon in the bride’s homeland. Although, we do not know much about them we will be keeping our eyes open in the future! Congratulations to the happy couple!

The handsome Johnny was seen behind the bar late into the night with his lovely bride-to-be Sianna with him! We hear that Johnny was attempting to convince Sianna to allow him to ride the mechanical bull the following night at the BBQ in the Glen. Sianna quickly called him out on his attempt to charm her into allowing him to take the risk! We sure hope he wins her over! We’d LOVE to see Johnny ride that bull!

Not Mini-Frank Cor was on the couch calling in the Arena Thursday night and was seen chatting with the brunette twin Spice yet again! Spice had dated Mini-Frank Cor for several months earlier this year but word on the street was that they broke up long before Mini-Frank Cor was linked with Hina. The pair seemed to be having quite the frank discussion and neither seemed particularly happy with the subject matter! Iiiinteresting!

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane continue to grow clooooser and cloooooser! The pair were again spotted keeping company with one another and being quite cozy. This relationship definitely seems to be on the fast track towards Serious-ville!!! We’re glad that the two FINALLY found what seems to be a good match!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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