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Town Drunk Tuesday!

We knew that AJ and Phillipe would be gossip gold!!! They started us off Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn on the right foot! Phillipe was evidently upset about something YOUR Gossip GangSTAR wrote (Don’t kill the messenger!) which led to an uncomfortable argument. Phillipe smoothed things over by telling her that she’s his everything while she cried. Le sigh. These men reaaaaally need to learn to take their time with the Drama Queens. We know this one is going to end badly and, we may be horrible for saying this, but we just CANNOT WAIT for the break-up!!!

On the other hand, we find new guy Jason A.’s growing relationship with dark-haired stunner new girl Savannah absolutely adorable! There’s something about this pairing that makes us want to pinch their cheeks. Too cute!!! Definitely look out for this blossoming romance!!!

Oooooooh Nooooooo! We fear our dear sweet Eless might be falling for the charms of Playboy Wil!!! Our cold black heart weeps for her lost soul!!! Eless certainly seemed a bit flustered when Wil showed up at the bar while she was tending with Cutie Pie Amber.

OMG!!! Even though Eless has baaaad taste in men, we still LOVE her! After Wil took off, our sources tell us she was passing out buttons that read “Just say no!” with a picture of Bad Boy Darren!!! LOVE HER SNARKY SENSE OF HUMOR!!! We have a feeling that Bad Boy Darren was just proud of himself for earning such infamy with his trouble-making abilities.

We hear that Tucker wasn’t looking much better Tuesday night than he did Monday night. This time, however, he was able to locate his Eva. And let us tell you, there is certainly some chemistry here! Although, they didn’t even touch, the looks that Eva and Tucker exchanged were hot hawt HAWT! We think that the two of them together is toooooo perfect!

Over in the Outback, Whore-acious Erin got pissy with Mini-Frank Cor for joking that she was an unreliable drunk and reminding her that she was voted Town Drunk!!! Really, Erin??? You can’t truly be upset with him saying that. After all, it’s the truth!!! And it’s not like you do anything to change your image. In fact, if anything since being voted that, you’ve done MORE to encourage that image!!! If you don’t want people to think your a drunk, put down the shot glass! Pick up a book! Step away from the DoD girls! Spend more time with Lydia!

There was lots and lots of action over on Twilight Island thanks to the MegaCast Tournament hosted by the always fantastic and ever so hunky Brig!!! Oh, how he makes us droooooool!!! The free for all tournament attracted quite the crowd, including Vicious Vinny, Cranky Cas, and the Lizard-man Bran! In the end, however, it was the experienced and quite hunky in his own right Will Wulfson that emerged the victor! Congratulations, Will!

Duel of Magic’s Mega Cast Tournament

By popular demand, the shores of Twilight Island hosted a Mega Cast Tournament Event! It was the PERFECT summertime affair!!! The goblins served free tropical drinks and ice cream all evening to competitors and spectators alike. And it sure drew out some of Twilight Island’s most colorful characters!
We were all THRILLED to hear that the SEXY Brig was the event’s caller! We only wish we could have been there to soak in his HAWTNESS!!! Quite a crowd gathered to face off in true Battle Royale style!!! The action was so hot and heavy we’re not even sure how Brig kept track!

Even Max didn’t miss the showdown! Uriko was overheard questioning Max when he brought up Altara’s name about who she was. Max ended up sweetly admitting that he was in love with the sexy Altara. Aw, how sweet! Has Max started mellowing in his old age??? …Now if only he can drag her back into public!!!

We’re not the only one who finds Brig SUPER CUTE!!! Taneth, the expert on all things cute, stopped by the Island… for the fruity drinks, we’re sure… and was overheard asking Uriko if she thought Brig was cute too! Uriko agreed, of course! How can you not???

In the end, the winner of the title of Arch Mage for the week and 1500 nobles was a newcomer named Maren! Better watch out for this new spellcaster! What a cutie!

A YUMMY Monday!

Action was a bit slow Monday night as most of the city’s finest bar flies, celeberties, and duelists were gathered in the Outback to watch this cycle’s Diamond Quest. However, our sources did see Den Mother Sexy Sid!!! We haven’t seen her tending in aaaaages! It was FANTASTIC to see her luscious curves back in the Inn!

Lassie Cassie was following Alain around like the little lost puppy she is! Blah! At least the girl did some shopping, she was dressed in a cute black skirt suit. They were chatting about their good deeds. You know Alain is a classic “good guy” but we’d like Lassie Cassie much more as an evil villain. Lassie Cassie should go EVIL!!! She’d be fierce!!!

Lem was overheard on the Island discussing his desire to join Brig’s “man-tourage” and seemed quite taken by the FANTASTIC Brig’s yumminess! We are too!!! We will wipe the drool from your chin, Lem!!!

Topaz was also seen on the Island cuddled up with her man Lucien. Lucien’s not seen much these days in the dueling venues but is PERFECT eye candy when he does come around!!! Lil Miss Lovely Topaz seemed quite happy in her man’s presence!!!

Tower of Fire Wednesday!

Early in the evening hours of Wednesday night, Sjira and Rook were spotted sitting together and sharing a meal in the Inn. The pair has been spotted together on several occasions. Are they simply two good friends or is there something more there??? They both seem low-key and quiet so it certainly seems like a relationship could work!!! We will have to wait and see!

The dragons were squabbling again in the Inn. Aurthur and Aurok seem to be a danger to one another more than to anyone else. Chryrie briefly tried to play peacemaker but later seemed to decide it was best to just stay out of their way. The dragons weren’t the only ones up to no good! The cat-people got in on the action too! Kitty and Panther were spotted in the Inn, drinking, and exchanging one-liners. Panther was getting a lot of attention from the ladies last night! At one point he had THREE lovelies petting him. He certainly didn’t seem opposed to the attention!!! Panther the P-I-M-P!!!

Jewell, Reap, Baker, and Jade (yeah, a real brain trust) gathered at the bar to discuss whether or not Cor is secretly the Gossip GangSTAR. Reap and Baker advised Jewell that our paper version is actually printed in the O.O.! We must admit that this conspiracy theory intrigues us. However, we must agree with Jewell on this one — Marc Franco IS Marc Franco! The one and only!
Shortly after Jade forgot all those wonderful strides that she’s made recently towards becoming a classy broad. In the middle of the Inn and not at all in a quiet voice, she stated that she had “banged” Stephen’s brother Robert. Stephen certainly appeared stunned. Far more stunned than we are, Robert readily admits to being a man-whore and as much as Jade denies it, we all know deep down she’s a raging slut!

BRIGATH!!! The HAWTEST man in RhyDin made one of his drool worthy appearances on Twilight Island in order to face off against Keeper Etherean Esperwind! The challenge had historical significance for the Island as Esper had with his last defense tied Brig’s record in number of times defending a tower. Therefore, by challenging Esper, Brig had the chance of protecting the title he shares with Esper should he win and if Esper should win he had the opportunity to supersede Brig. Some of the Island’s best mages were there to witness the fireworks, including Lem, Topaz, and Illusia! It seemed most of the crowd was in Brig’s corner (and, really, who wouldn’t want to be in Brig’s corner?) but that wasn’t enough to get Brig a title back. Keeper Esper defended his right to hold the key to the Tower of Fire!

Twilight Wednesday on the Isle!

After a public argument on Sunday night, the twins seemed to have kissed and made up. But that’s what sisters do! The Gossip GangSTAR knows this as a fact as we were “blessed” with FOUR sisters!!! Sugar and Spice spent some time cuddled up together on a couch in the Inn. Sooooo cute!

The RU boys were back in action!!! Reap, Baker, and Cor were belly up to the bar in the Inn! It’s been far too long since we saw all three boys doing what they do best — drinking and carrying on. They were trying to explain the highly complex theory of “brale” to Taneth while Eless looked on and shook her head. Thankfully, our bouncy cheerleader did not seem to fully understand the concept.

Quite a crowd gathered on Twilight Island to witness Tass’s challenge for the Key to the Tower of Water against Mrs. Wyh Not! And as further proof that the apocalypse is surely upon us, G’nort was spotted on TWILIGHT ISLAND?!?! We weren’t even sure he knew how to get there! Nonetheless, G’nort showed for his usual dose of witty lines and demonstration on self-love. We’ll all have to wait another five years to actually see him in a Magic ring, however!

Also present was Jewell who was present to cheer her “sissy” on while MAN-TASTIC Brig called the match! Melli and Gnim showed to snuggle and cheer! Even DoD-er Rena was on the Isle for the first time in a while but was sans either of her recent male companions! Mrs. Wyh Not was appreciative of the support which drove her to defend the tower. However, our source was quick to point out that her husband has not been present for any of her accomplishments within the dueling rings. Could it be that he doesn’t approve??? Iiiiinteresting!

Congratulations, to the Mrs.!

We apologize a THOUSAND times over!!

We have been admonished that our PRICELESS sources missed a juicy tidbit of gossip that occurred in the Inn’s basement Arena on Friday night. We are so embarrassed that we missed it that we had to bring it to our loyal readers’ attention immediately! It seems that the ADORABLE Eddie was canoodling with the sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden! RhyDin’s newest couple? OH HOW WE HEART YOUNG LOVE!!!

Dear sweet Bast. He was overheard pouring out his heart to Lydia and Cor. It seems the poor schmuck is still madly in love with his ex wife. Our heart goes out to him! However, we’re absolutely positive that his spectacularly fine ass will make some deserving woman very happy some day.

Our wonderfully crazy Sera was busy kissing and licking (yes, I did say licking) on an old friend of her ex boyfriend’s! Her new love interest is the uber-tall and manly Feilas. While it’s not Dameon as we had hoped, we cannot say we are not happy that our favorite bloody psycho is back in a relationship again!!! We cannot wait for the drama to ensue!!!

Studly Everett found himself at the bar with not one but two GORGEOUS ladies!!! He’s such a pimp. He had a couple of drinks while being sandwiched by Viki and Lydia. We know a couple men in RhyDin that would pay good money to be sandwiched by such class acts!

The Outback was a happening place to be once again! Erin, who has been offered a position on an IFL team, was fighting in a ring! We love to see a bad ass Erin! Meek and mild Erin is horsey-looking but bad girl, kick ass SINGLE Erin rocks our proverbial socks!!!

It appears that bad girl Charlie was not happy to hear of her “good boy” husband’s antics the night before. She was over heard telling fellow DoDer Koy that she had made the decision to annull the marriage on the grounds that… well, she was completely TRASHED when it happened!!! Poor dear sweet Cor… Maybe tomorrow he’ll join Bast at the bar to cry into their shot glasses together.

Va-va-voooom! The curves of Kaja once again graced the Outback. This time she did reunite with her sexy redheaded husband, G’nort!! The pair immediately engaged in such serious PDA that would make even SUUUUPER Des and Gav blush! WELCOME BACK, KAJA!!!

The wonderfully man-tastic Brig was present to call a challenge match for the Tower of Air on the magical Twilight Isle! Mmm. How we’d like to break us off a piece of Brig pie! Even Topaz felt she must warn newcomer to the Isle Chryrie of the fliratious powers of the Brig. Chryrie advised there’s no need to worry as she is happily married but we bet one look from Brig would change her tune!!! It would change your Gossip GangSTAR’s tune! The sexy new keeper Mrs. Wyh Not was also on hand to watch Russell earn the key to the Tower of Air. We love this frosty little lady!!!

An Arena version of SPOTTED

The Inn wasn’t the only place with violence last night! It was a night of fantastic oldies in the Arena!!! Sooo… let’s play our FOURTH edition of the delightful game SPOTTED:

- One of CDR’s sluttacious pin-ups, Caedia, showing off her ASSets while her lickable husband Kheld fought his Madness duel. These two are scrum-delicious and Caedia’s propensity towards violence makes us love her even more!

- The legendary duelist and teller of bad puns, Var, showed up for a duel or two!!! Perhaps the salty old man has a come back left in him yet??

- Speaking of salty old men, also seen was former Overlord and all-around stately guy Cletus with his snarky wife Arane. Both appeared to be deeply involved in doing what they do best — plotting. Also present was Cletus’s younger brother and TDL teammate, Magnus, getting a couple duels in.

- On the opposite end of the couple spectrum (you know, from dark and dangerous to happy and go lucky), Gav was present to keep Suuuuper Des company while she called!

- One of the three stooges, Speedy Nova to cheer on (or make fun of) his crazed friend, Harris, during his challenge for the Overlord’s mantle. However, the other two stooges — Rix and Sartan — were notably absent.

- A decked out Shey was there to cheer her “man” Harris on! Evidently Stick seems to have decided to let her live… for now!

- The new Baronness Jaycy was surprisingly toned down and almost… GASP… classy!!!!

- Even the fantastic Goon was present! The friendly resident goof beat man-tastic Brig to move forward in the Madness Tournament. As Goon would say, “Lot good!”

A night on the Island!

Two of our FAVORITE ladies were entertaining the men of the Inn early in the evening. Mercy was gracing Pelnar with her quick-witted lines while Derick and Brendan were admiring the oh-so fantastic legs on FLAWLESS Kairee! As my grandpappy would say, these women are so hot that trees whistle for dogs when they pass by!

Baker expressed disdain when finding that his lovely Evie had spent some time with the oh-so delicious Bast! Aww! The green monster! A jealous Baker is actually cute. Way to land your man, Evie! What’s not so cute? Erin’s response to Baker’s comment. She went on a little mini rant about what a jerk her ex is for airing his business in public and expressing disdain that he is hanging out with “those girls” (DoD??? Cat fight???). Perhaps Baker isn’t the only one who’s a bit jealous???

The Mad Kisser Tass and the lovely Wyh Not faced off in a Keeper challenge on Twilight Island!!! The fabulous man-tastic Brig called the match and had to remind the Mad Kisser not to use tongue when kissing him. This, of course, led to Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell asking if it was even possible to kiss without tongue!! Whore-lacious!

Speaking of the man-tastic Brig, our favorite little cheerleader Taneth cuddled in to watch the match beside him and even kissed his cheek! Too Cute! Did Grayson just lose his cuddle buddy to Brig? GASP!