We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it’s anything serious between the pair. However, we don’t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man’s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase “dinner date” actually came up! We don’t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other…. and once Chase has him, she’ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn’t taken so he won’t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she’ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We’re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN!!! Isn’t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug… as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he’s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???

Posted: May 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN’ Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn’t have ended so blood-free if they’d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna’s sure scary but our money’s on SMASHIN’ Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems…. well, out of it. She still doesn’t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks — Brian and Alex — along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let’s be honest, aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She’s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn’t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana’s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S’jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend’s return! Maybe with Eless’s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a “play in the hay” according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you’ve become??? We’re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can’t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You’d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he’d learn to throw a punch…. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan’s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She’s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn’t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly “Bane for Overlord” tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The women of the Red Dragon Inn seemed to be in quite the CATTY mood Wednesday night! Renna was overheard insulting the city, calling it smelly and stating it was not worth taking over. Also, JEZEBEL Jewell was exchanging insults with The Other Woman Lain. Will these two never get along??? Deadbeat Dad Alex has now dumped BOTH of them!!! Can’t they unite in that???

Speaking of cattiness, has Potter Piper LOST her mind??? We hate to side with Slimy Stephen and JEZBEL Jewell but Piper took a flying leap off the deep end!!! Slimy Stephen barely walked through the door when he was verbally assaulted by Potter Piper, calling him a “flea infested pig” and accusing him of being a wife beater!!! OMG! Now he may in fact be a flea infested pig but does anybody really believe that he beats JESEBELLE Jewell??? Even we wouldn’t make such intense allegations! To make matters worse, Potter Piper then threw a mug and beaned Slimy Stephen in the arm! The unwashed pirate took the insults reasonably well but JESEBELLE Jewell was up in arms! It took a very confused Peredhil and DoD-er Rena to calm Piper enough to lead her away from the situation. Who kidnapped our classy potter and what is wrong with this crazy woman they left in her place???

Krazy Kitty was around and in that disturbingly peppy mood that she has seemed permanently stuck in since Tass asked her to marry him. She was seen talking with Yummy Ewan about the DIVINE Storm! It seems that Storm’s pregnancy is definitely getting easier as Ewan was saying that her morning sickness is easing. We’re so glad to hear that! Storm is one HAWT mamma-to-be! We hear that this little bun will be coming out of the oven in mid-autumn which makes sense as coming out of her first trimester, Storm is probably starting to see the sickness ease. What a cute babe this will be!

Krazy Kitty got a little catty (pardon the pun) as well! It seems that she did NOT like the manner in which Unwashed Pirate II Robert was speaking to her! Big shock there, no??? She actually hooked her claws through his nose (ew!) and gave him quite the stern lecture. We are soooo amused!

This Juliane/Katarina/Jolyon love fest is driving us craaaazy! He HAS to be falling for one of the Smith girls by now…. but which one??? Do both young ladies have a crush on the dashing bachelor??? Jolyon was seen having a glass of wine and enjoying their lovely company. We hear he was quite interested in how their life had been on the farm prior to coming to RhyDin. Le sigh! Give us a sign already, Jolyon!

Boy Toy Aaron was evidently curious as to why DoD-er Rena and PAARTY Girl Chase don’t get along… so he went straight to the source — Chase. Chase evidently admitted in the conversation that she has cheated on Quel THREE times! Yep, you heard right. THREE! So evidently according to Chase, the reason that DoD-er Rena doesn’t like her is due to the incident with Ethan. It seems that Rena blames Chase for Ethan’s cheating ways. The interesting part is Chase is COMPLETELY unapologetic for her slip-ups! This girl is a gossip blogger’s DREAM!

Hot Mama Caedia sliced herself open pretty good in the Outback Wednesday night and caused her husband, Kheldar, took some time out from calling duels to patch her up. It seems that he also got her some pain killers and, man, was she loopy! Either those were some pretty strong pain meds or he slipped her a roofie! We hear that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was QUUUUITE amused by her friends antics.

Posted: March 29th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Perhaps we don’t have to worry about a Alex/Lain reunion after all! Deadbeat Dad Alex was back to keeping company with the uber pretty Jalleia Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We hear that all is not well on that front, however! Alex seemed to take offense to a remark Jalleia made in regards to one of his “family members”, Icer. Whatever! When will Deadbeat Dad Alex ever realize just how lucky he is that these beautiful women keep falling for his charm???

Poor Adrienne caught the attention of some drunk sap at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he certainly seemed to have his sights set on the new-to-town beauty! He even weaseled his way into getting her to let him spend the night on her floor! Oh, Lord! This girl is so in the need of a good big brother!

AJ and The Bum Phillipe entered the Inn in fine spirits to announce that AJ is expecting a child. She was overheard stating that she’s due in approximately eight months which, if she’s a normal human, would make her about six or seven weeks pregnant. Le sigh. He was over an hour late for his wedding. We wonder how late he will be for the birth of his child! Some women just never learn. It seems his finances are at least in better order these days as he forked over the cash to Amber to have drinks for the patrons on him for the evening. At least he can provide for his family now!

Locke was more than happy to drink on The Bum Phillipe’s dime and was seen sharing drinks with a new face in town — Seliandre! The pair seemed to bond over a mutual love of FASHION and we HEART men who dress snazzy! Where there’s free booze, PAARTY Girl Chase is likey to show and she didn’t disappoint. She was there and hit it off almost immediately with her buddy Locke’s new friend. Chase’s maybe/possibly boyfriend Quel didn’t seem to like the instant attraction that his gal pal made with the sexy Seliandre! He evidently made that QUITE CLEAR and Seliandre decided to take off…. but not before dangling his key to his room at the Inn, pretending he was on a phone, and mouthing the words “Call me” to Chase.

While Chase and Seliandre were getting their flirt on, Locke certainly wasn’t playing the wallflower! He was all eyes on the stunning ballerina Katarina! Johnny needs to lock that girl up! She’s got more male attention that she knows what to do with these days. Katarina seemed interested but she also seemed to be keeping her options open! Her eyes wandered towards Connar once or twice. Get ‘em, girl!!!

We hear that Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling in the Outback and was AGAIN acting particularly strange. He supposedly seems a bit older and out of sorts. …Maybe he finally lost it??? Luscious Lydia was again questioning him on what’s going on but HAWT single Wyh Not took over for him before much information was revealed. Speaking of which, Luscious Lydia seemed to be there with Cute Single Dad Bane!!! Are these two a couple yet??? We’re still not sure what to think of it but we want it to work!

Two of our FAVORITE people were seen in the Outback Tuesday night as well!!! Jake, the half-orc founder of Red Orc Brewery which makes Badsider Brew, was there chatting with MILF Caedia! HAWT + BAD TO THE BONE = Our Favorite Combination!!! Caedia was there with her hubby, Kheldar, and later in the night the pair were seen catching up with Caedia’s former flame, Cute Single Dad Bane. Luscious Lydia had already left for the night but we’re dyyyyying to know what Caedia would think of Bane’s rumored crush!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback… and she was looking anything but FLAWLESS or FIERCE!!! It seems that she’s caught that nasty bug that’s been going around and suddenly turned into a snot-nosed sickly! Ewwww. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt seemed to be keeping a careful eye on her and was keeping her out of the rings despite her protests. At least he’s good for something! Get well soon, Koy!

Posted: March 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn was quite quiet in the early hours of Wednesday as a crowd of joyful onlookers gathered in the Great Hall for a wedding! Although our invitation was never received for AJ and the Bum Phillipe’s wedding, one of our sources was able to slip into the Great Hall for a bit to keep an eye on the festivities!!! And we were shocked by what that source reported back to us!!! It seems that Phillipe left his bride waiting at the altar for OVER AN HOUR!!! Many of the guests were getting awfully nervous for her.

Yet, AJ STILL married the Bum! Sheesh! Love sure is blind!

Thankfully, AJ’s out of control teenage sister, Alex, was actually under her best behavior during the event. She played her maid of honor duties quite well and kept her cursing to the bare minimum. We’re told that a number of RhyDin’s finest showed for the event, including the newest employee of S.P.I.S.D. Frank and Miss Terror of RhyDin Renna. The event was proceeded over by SUUUUPER Des who conducted a loooovely ceremony.

The action in the Inn picked up after the ceremony was over. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen conducting a very flirtatious conversation with Damien without TRASH-tastic Jade in sight!!! Now Kairee seems to us to be much more of a mental match for Damien than does Jade. Plus, wouldn’t it be delicious if after all the times Jade has dumped her boyfriends for other men, she is dumped for another woman this time around???

It seems we were incorrect in hoping that the house hunt Eva was conducting would be for a home for her and the Drool-licious Tucker! It seems that the pair aren’t taking the plunge! What a shame. They were seen together chatting over Eva’s troubles finding a new home. It seems Eva has employed the help of RhyDin real estate guru DoD-er Rena. With her on the job, she’ll find something in no time!

Drama, drama, drama! And guess who’s in the center of it all??? CHARITY Jewell!!! Big shock there, right??? Our sources advise us that Stephen and Jewell got in a bit of a tiff which led to Samael wanting to “play” with Jewell. What??? He creeps us out a bit… even more than the vampire pirate! Stephen didn’t seem the LEAST bit concerned even though his wife was in tears and actually left Jewell to go have a drink with Dakota!

After all the drama calmed down, we’re told that Potter Piper took a minute… or twelve to lecture CHARITY Jewell about the many bruises on her face! It seems at first Pipes thought that Stephen had been beating on her but DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was quick to pipe in and tell her that it was the “honor of the Outback” that Jewell was wearing on her face. Potter Piper seemed a bit shocked by the notion of Jewell dueling men and advised her that it was not “comely”. Man, do we loooove Pipes!!! Such a breath of fresh air!!!

In the Outback, Moonberryl holder Bran seemed a bit cranky and even called Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris a “smarty pants”! Who really wants to see a cranky lizard/man??? Smokin’ Sartan joined in on the Bran bashing with Harris as the pair accused him of being Cas’s lackey! It seems that the confrontation between the two was a result of the confrontation between their respective TDL team captains –  TMF’s MAN-tastic Matt and MRC’s Cassius — over a crass remark that MAN-tastic Matt allegedly made to MRC’s Raye. The argument between Sartan and Bran got pretty heated with Bran telling Sartan to challenge him for his Opal! We’re dying to see that happen!

Ria Graziano was spotted in the Outback for a while making fun of both her sister-in-law and her husband!!! Could trouble be brewing on the Wrecking Crew???

In a rare pleasure, the HAWTEST MILF in RhyDin graced the Outback with her gorgeousness Wednesday night! Caedia was seen behind the bar while her husband, Kheldar, called! She chatted about marriage and children with Smokin’ Sartan and they appeared to get along swimmingly! What we wouldn’t do to see more of her!!!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, the night certainly started a bit awkward Sunday in the Red Dragon Inn. It appears that Michale is attempting to move on from TRASH-tastic Jade and has been keeping company with Lana! Lana and TRASH-tastic Jade saw each other in passing and it turns out that they’re old friends but that Lana had no idea that she was Michale’s ex! FABULOUS! But WAIT, it gets better! It turns out that Lana is a vampire hunter… and, you’ve got it, Jade and Michale are vampires!

Love in this town is so wonderfully crazy!

Phillipe seemed a bit… confused as he chatted with Rose and his girl Adrianna. Evidently, he’s gone a bit batty! He doesn’t remember Adrianna at all and believes it to be the 11th of July!!! FANTASTIC!!! We love the fruit cakes! They make this place so interesting. Maybe Adrianna will wise up and move on since her man doesn’t seem to know her any more. She was always too good for him anyway!

Tareth and DoD-er Charlie were seen talking and canoodling late into the night. They appear very much together which makes us HEARTBROKEN! We still would so much rather see Tareth with Lassie Cassie (which would be dangerously HAWT) and Alain and Charlie (which would be a moody HAWT pairing). SWITCH IT UP ALREADY!

Savannah and Soerl were spotted at Fight Night in the Annex dishing out “I love you”s and love taps in a ring. These two are sooooo sickeningly sweet! They give us an instant tooth ache! We need to see a BIG FIGHT! Entertain us, kids! Soerl handily won the duel and whatever sexual position he wanted as a prize.

They weren’t the only pair messing around in a ring Sunday night! Mini-Frank Cor was seen flirting it up with a cute chick who offered to dip his banana in some chocolate! Or maybe she could did his Mini-Frank into some relish??? Man, we kill ourselves with this stuff!

It seems the flu is going around… or perhaps it was just greasy food. DoD-er PJ and her friend Nutty Rory were overheard complaining about some sort of stomach ailment. Rory blamed PJ for giving her the flu. PJ blamed Rory. Sartan blamed the girls’ love of burrito stands with questionable hygiene practices!

Quite the crowd gathered later in the evening as Baron of New Haven, Kheldar Drasinia, was challenged by Warlord Rand alTan!!! Troublesome Imp called the match and we were THRILLED to see RhyDin’s HAWTEST MILF (who just so happens to be Kheldar’s wife) Caedia present and accounted for! Despite the fact that Kheldar drew quite the cheering section that included the Lord and Lady of the Outback — MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Randy Rand was the one who finally pulled ahead in the one match format to take the win!!! Randy Rand declared himself renegade to Overlord Cletus and was overheard inviting a few HAWT ladies to have a party to break the New Haven Manor in next weekend.

Congratulations, Rand! We’re sure you’ll score lots of lovely ladies with that pretty ring on your finger!

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh, where to begin? Where to begin??? We HEART Diamond Quests because it is SUCH a gathering of the dueling venues’ most iiiiinteresting duelists! This one was no disappointment!

Artemus scored big brownie points in our book! He took quite the beating from Gork in the early rounds but humbly shrugged it off! We love good sports who don’t take themselves too seriously!!! We may have to stop bashing him so much in this blog…. NAAAAAAH!

RhyDin’s HAWTEST Dueling MWLF Caedia showed up to cheer on her husband — RhyDin’s SEXIEST Dad Kheldar! These two are devastatingly sexy and if the little one that they had along with them is any indication they make some DARN CUTE babies!!! ….And they’ve certainly made a handful of them!

Our sources tell us G’naughty Woman-Abusing G’nort seemed particularly happy to see Caedia out and about. She’s taken some extended time away from dueling since the birth of her latest batch of kids.  We told our sources that he was gloating! Despite the commonly held opinion that Caedia would not return to TDL this season, league insiders are now saying that she may have signed on for ANOTHER year with one of the TWO TDL teams that G’nort is fielding this season!

….We can’t help but wonder what sort of blackmail he’s holding over her head.

While DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy faltered in the ring, she was looking viciously fashionable while doing so! Her outfit, we’re told, was straight from her line of active wear called Ruling Body! She was dressed in a sporty cream colored fleece jacket that was belted at the waist and covered the top of her simple black leggings.  A pair of wild orchid flats added a little extra color to the outfit! We must step away to wipe the drool from our chin.

It seems that Alain and DoD-er Charlie are DEFINITELY over!!! Charlie was seen looking particularly thrilled to have Tareth, her on-again/off-again… well, whatever, around. And our sources claim that they overheard him advising his friends that he has quit the job he had that was taken him out of town and is now back in RhyDin for good!!! By the looks the pair were exchanging, it seems the he’s picked things up right where he left off!!!

…Alain did make an appearance towards the end of the night and we’re told he was shot some scaaaaary looks by Tareth!!! Wouldn’t this be so much more amusing if Lassie Cassie now tried to seduce Tareth to get back at DoD-er Charlie??? That would make this Love Triangle sooooo much more interesting!

Enough of the gossip, though! The dueling itself was quite entertaining! However, two leaders quickly emerged from the small but awfully talented pool — the Lizard Bran and experienced duelist Gork! Bran has made quite the name for himself very quickly and Gork hasn’t been in the ring much in recent months. However, it was Gork who slammed through the competition to take home the title of Diamond for this cycle! Not a bit of rust on his dueling skillz!

Congratulations, Gork!

Posted: October 24th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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Yes, siree! Just as the title of this blog entry suggests, this is our 200th blog post!!! Okay, so actually the last entry was but we didn’t want to ruin the summary of the Warlord Tournament by going on about ourselves!

Anyway, YAY for us! We’re already planning a FABULOUS party for number 500! We just wanted to take a moment to thank YOU, our loyal readers, and to encourage you to check out all our fantastic sponsors, including T-shirt Zoo located in the Marketplace on 5th Street, Tiny and Timmy’s Lawn Care who hire only the BEST gnomes to get rid of your bare patches, and Kissable Lip Plumper so you too can have that pert pout that make the men drooooool!!!

Awkward much? Monday evening found Icer and Darkmere sitting together along with two women who seem to be out for Darkmere’s affections. Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera seems to think she has claim on those affections but he certainly treats her like crap! And the unassuming, new girl Emmie clearly does not believe she has claim to those affections yet Darkmere seems careful of her feelings. Sera stormed off but Dark stuck around and continued to get closer to new girl Emmie!

Wowza!!! New “it” couple located!!! Scottie and Sid are so deliciously HAWT!!! They were caught making out behind the bar in the middle of Sid’s shift. It seems that they just CANNOT keep their hands off one another. And who can blame them?!?!?

Soooomebody has fallen off the sobriety wagon! Charlie was spotted in the Outback Monday night looking like she’d had a VERY rough couple of days. Rehab’s calling this girl AGAIN! So sad! Lydia confronted her over some sort of issue dealing with Cute Single Erin. Harsh words were exchanged between the two women and both stormed off!!!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen chatting up RhyDin’s Sexiest Father Kheldar Monday night. She urged him to bring Mega-MILF Caedia to attract a crowd on the nights he calls!!! We HEART Koy and we soooo hope that he does!!! Kheld questioned Koy on how married life was treating her and her answer was, “even better than I thought”!!! SWOOOON!!! How cute!!!

Koy doesn’t seem to like to leave challenges pending!!! She and the lizard king Bran faced off for MoonBeryl right then and there!!! Unfortunately for Koy, she ended up on the losing end! Bran took MoonBeryl and Koy stormed towards the bar to drink away the loss!!

Congratulations to Bran!

Rand was seen on the shores of Twilight Island brushing up his rusty magic skillz with a duel against the LOOOOVELY Topaz! He took the loss but Topaz was sure to introduce him around to the small family-like crowd that gathers early in the week on Twilight Island! And as if he wasn’t enough male eye candy, Big Will Wulfson made a showing too! He got in a couple duels and looked SUPER HAWT while doing so! YUMMY!

Posted: August 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Deadbeat Dad Alex and Other Other Woman Yami were back in action Wednesday night with their super lovey dovey P.D.A.!!! We bet this relationship has an extremely short shelf life. These are one of those relationships that burn awfully bright but go dark before you can even blink!

Robert hasn’t had his head removed by an angry boyfriend or jolted lover yet it appears! He was in the Inn throwing back drinks and talking up the ladies. Evidently HEIFER Jewell and Stephen gave him a “Do Not Molest” list with women that he shouldn’t have contact with. Robert was overheard telling Eless that if it wasn’t for that list, he’d be hitting on her!!! LOVE IT!!! SMASHING Issy also got a bit of Robert love! We HEART SMASHING Issy and Robert’s banter… but one of these days she’s going to break him!!!

The LOOOOVELY Piper was spotted chitchatting at the bar with the equally fantastic Maeve!!! Our sources failed to overhear the specifics of their conversation but it appears Piper was talking very favorably about a man!!! Piper has a man and we don’t know about it??? We’re DYING to find out who!!!

Cute Single Erin was spotted in the Inn late into the night tending the bar!!! We haven’t seen her around much lately and that makes us sooooo sad! Our blog is usually so much more entertaining when she’s being a complete and utter mess!

Speaking of complete and utter messes, Lassie Cassie tumbled in looking EVEN WORSE!!! This girl needs some serious help. She’s such a walking train wreck. Clearly she’s taking this break up with Alain quite hard. We’re almost sad for her. Her friends certainly don’t appear to be helping out much. The girl needs a broken heart intervention DESPERATELY!

Although the Outback was quiet, our sources tell us that RhyDin’s SEXIEST father Kheldar was there calling duels. Unfortunately, he hasn’t learned the lesson that Gav has about his shift. The crowd is really drawn in when he brings his uber HAWT wife. If Kheldar would bring MILF Caedia, the men would PACK the place!

Posted: August 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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