According to our sources, Brandon and Lyren are still together! The pair were seen macking on one another in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night. We have to admit that we’re surprised. Brandon’s such a good guy and Lyren’s….. well, not! We know, we know! We talk about how opposites attract all the time but we didn’t mean in a good vs evil sort of way! Come on, you can’t say that you’re not surprised that this one’s last as long as it has either!

Tiny Tucker again seemed in a somber mood when he arrived. He didn’t allow Atalanta to get him a drink and instead struggled to get one himself with a bandaged hand. He actually seemed a bit happy when he was able to accomplish the feat by himself! Really, what is up with Tiny Tucker??? Atalanta seemed to be asking herself the very same thing!

Collyn, who were told is Aaric’s brother, has been busy making friends! If you remember correctly, he was seen a week or so ago getting into an argument with his brother’s main squeeze, Caitlin. Well, it seems he’s done something to tick off Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell as well…. not that it takes much. L.M.A.M. Jewell was seen throwing a bowl of peanuts at Collyn as he chatted with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee. No word on exactly what he did but we doubt he deserved it.

Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell spent her evening whispering with Crazy Train Tara while keeping an eye on Tiny Tucker. We have no idea what the ladies were talking about but we seriously doubt it’s good news! The girls were CLEARLY up to trouble and giggled and carried on. Poor Tiny Tucker! Isn’t it enough that he’s got Doc Eva giving him a hard time??? Does he really need the Crazy Patrol giving him a hard time as well??? Lay off the Tuck, girls!

Potter Piper! Yes, she’s back! And just as lovely as ever! We hear she seemed in a much better mood after her brief vacation. We’re not the only one pleased to see her! We hear DoD-er Rena sported a giant smile when she spotted her friend. And Chief Mischief Maker Eless was none less excited to see one of her favorite cohorts!

Bad Boy Wil certainly likes the pretty ladies! He had himself surrounded by a couple Monday night in Lana and Siren. In fact, we hear Siren (whom we always suspected to have quite the crush on B.B. Wil) even laid a lip smacker on him! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was in rare form and evidently she felt the need to warn the ladies about Bad Boy Wil’s reputation…. in a VERY public way! The pair exchanged some nasty insults until Awesome Alain swooped in to distract L.M.A.M. Jewell from her target. Girl is crazy, we tell you! CRAZY!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby’s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn’t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn’t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him “Stallion”! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It’s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn’t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We’re telling you — two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn’t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening…. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It’s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he’s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he’s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia’s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We’re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing…. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn’t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We’re dying to know what’s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty’s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit…. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ….er, we don’t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We’re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay…. right??? WRONG! Instead, she’s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don’t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We’d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN’ Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We’re not sure if that’s encouraging or frightening. We’re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN’ Issy! Can’t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that’s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd…. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn’t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn’s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker’s much more up this naughty girl’s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she’d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn’t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn’t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn’t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends — SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN’ Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix — were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Krazy Kitty dropped an interesting little tidbit of news Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn during a discussion with Sylvia and several others. It seems that a side effect of Tass giving her a bit of his bone marrow is that she tends to grow scales when feeling threatened…. even on her tail!!! That would certainly be a sight to behold, no??? Sylvia seemed just as curious as we are!

We swear that Antonio only works at the Inn to increase his business connections! In between filling drink orders and placing his tips into the bucket for charity, he was seen showing off samples of a new shipment of velvet and some gorgeous raw emeralds to Sylvia. We suppose that’s one way to increase your customer base!!! We’re not hearing any complaints, though. After all, who would complain about a wealthy, hunky merchant slinging drinks???

Evidently that perfect romance between Aaric and Caitlin isn’t so perfect after all! Rumor has it that her family disapproves of the match and has sent her packing while his family is pushing prematurely for marriage! In fact, Caitlin had quite a few sharp words for Aaric’s brother, Collyn, when he cornered her at the hearth. Poor kids! It seems that Aaric’s brother doesn’t approve of her living with Ethan. We can’t say we blame him there! Completely inappropriate.

We hear Awesome Alain was celebrating his birthday after midnight at the bar! His new girl was no where in sight but that didn’t stop him from having some fun with the ladies! The troublemaker was seen flirting with some unknown hottie while tossing back shots. We’re really not sure why he was so quick to jump into a new relationship. It definitely seems that he’s not done having a bit of fun! A big giant happy birthday to him, though!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Monica and her friend Kazzy were seen hanging out Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn with the likes of Grem. We still don’t think Grem’s feeling the girls. We know he likes the quiet, introspective types and these two seem anything but that! Plus, we’re still not entirely convinced that Monica or at the very least Kazzy isn’t half insane. The girls are a bit…. out there and they do hang out an awful lot with The Other Woman Lain. We’ll definitely keep an eye out to see if Grem starts warming to them but we wouldn’t hold our breaths waiting for that!

One of our favorite new couples, Aaric and Caitlin, were seen conversing by the hearth. Rumor is that she’s been tossed out by her parents and is actually moving in with Ethan! OMG! Aaric seemed a wee bit concerned over the situation and as well he should be! Ethan?!?! The boy is a walking mess! And least we should forget the drama that was caused when Caitlin and Ethan kissed! Bad idea, we say. Very bad idea. We sure hope Aaric puts his foot down about this one.

Awesome Alain and Banana Rama Bree were overheard discussing the amount of people drinking in the Inn. Awesome Alain seemed to blame it on “break-up season” and agreed with Playboy Demon Damien when he said that spring was the time you get rid of the person you had to keep you warm throughout the winter! We wonder if Awesome Alain’s already in the middle of another break-up. That boy seems to be keeping busy! We’ll definitely have to keep an eye out for that!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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With Beltane celebrations going on, the rest of the city was awfully quiet. However, our sources did spot one or two of the cities most notable around! Luscious Lydia was overheard complaining to Krazy Kitty and Amthy about a…. well, a potato problem! Crazy, we know, but that’s what her problem is! Evidently her garden is growing too many potatoes and she simply does not know what to do with them all! What about a French Fry Party at Luscious Lydia’s house??? We’ll bring a couple of vats of ketchup!

Sid looked even more gorgeous than normal behind the bar Saturday evening! We hear that there were bits of flowers, sparkles of confetti, and pieces of ribbon adorning her fiiiiiine self! As the revelers began pouring in for drinks after their celebrating, the festive atmosphere continued on into the Inn. Sid seemed in fine spirits to continue the joyful atmosphere!

We hear that Jolyon was in the Inn discussing his love of dancing with Taneth! Who’d have thought Jolyon a dancer! He’s evidently into folk dances and waltzes but finds the tango too rigid. What a catch this one is??? Now, really, which Smith Girl do YOU think will reel him in??? Or do you believe it will be somebody else entirely???  We should start taking bets! Taneth was very excited to find a fellow dancer and we hear that she even promised to wear a special dress should he dance with her. So cute!

Caitlin and Aaric were spotted returning from Beltane but it seems that they weren’t ready for the romance to be over! Even the sparse crowd in the Inn was too much for them! The pair wandered off together to enjoy their romantic evening a bit further. This one has speedy marriage written ALLLLL over it!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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Girl talk, girl talk, girl talk! How we love girl talk! The trashier, the better! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy engaged in a good dose of that Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. The girls were overheard dishing about Dakota and it seems that TRASH-tastic Jade is quite taken by him. Despite her many relationships, we really haven’t heard of TRASH-tastic Jade doing a lot of gushing about her men in public so we’re almost interested to see where this leads!

It seems that Caitlin never made it to Beltane Friday night! Juuuust as she was walking down the stairs in a gorgeous mid-thigh yellow dress, she found the man she’d been looking for — Aaric! He seemed absolutely thrilled to hear the news that she is staying in RhyDin! As are we! He scooped her up to take her to a more private location for a more intimate chat. LOVE IT!

Playboy Demon Damien and his “sister” Booze Sis Hina were seen having a tense and awkward conversation in the Inn. When the Inn began to fill with those returning from the Beltane festivities, the pair decided to move their conversation elsewhere. After EVERYTHING that’s happened, we wonder what these two still have to talk about!

We hear that Bree was seen trying to separate Psycho Skid and Stitch who were having it out over some unknown matter. The pair of so-called friends were seen hollering at one another as well as shoving and pushing! What an odd pair of birds those two are! Bree lost interested and headed elsewhere until cooler heads prevailed. We’re telling you, that’s one smart chick!

Posted: May 4th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We knew that Awesome Alain was going to be trouble but we certainly didn’t know how much trouble! He was seen flirting pretty heavily with the brunette twin Spice Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn! In fact, the pair were caught kissing and seen sneaking upstairs to her room together. Did we say OMG??? We refuse to call these pair a couple yet, though! She is nearly just as shameless of a flirt as he is!

Bree is back in town and up to trouble! We have a soft spot for this one. She’s like walking blog material! She was seen catching up with Booze Sis Hina. In fact, Frat Boy Quinn arrived just before Bree was about to take off. She didn’t get an opportunity to really meet him but we’re sure that once she finds out the details Bree will straighten Booze Sis Hina out reeeeaaaal quick! She’s not the type to take crap from men or to let her friends take crap from men either!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard complaining to Izira about troublesome headaches that have been plaguing her since her return to RhyDin! She didn’t seem quite herself and we are definitely worried for her! We do hope she sees a doctor or a healer at some point very soon.

Crazy Train Tara was certainly up to her usual bit of…. well, insanity really. We hear that she was dressed in a black belly dancer’s garb and was showing off her thighs decorated with painted symbols! She’d evidently done all this for “Inpu”. Now it didn’t take a whole lot of research on the part of our interns (okay, well, maybe they had to work all night on it but a little hard work never killed them) to discover that “Inpu” is another name for “Anubis”. She even mentioned that her outfit was “tear-away” so that she may be easily accessible. In fact, she was overheard saying she wants to “worship” him! OMG! OMG! OMG! We are so dyyyying here! FANTASTIC STUFF!

Did Aaric’s pleas for Caitlin to remain in town work??? She was seen checking into the Inn Thursday night and a mystery patron helped her up the stairs with her bags. The pair seemed to have quite the chat and Caitlin was overheard asking the man if he’d seen Aaric recently. We do hope those two are able to patch things up! Such a lovely little couple they are!

Sometimes even we must laugh at Unwashed Pirate Stephen! He was overheard commenting on just how hot he is in the late hours. When Alysia set the record straight that he was, in fact, not hot, he told he would consider her opinion. He did consider her opinion. For three seconds. And then told her that she was wrong! Not only is he funny but he’s got a nice set of you-know-whats to stand up to Alysia! We’re far too much of a coward for that!

As if he wasn’t in enough trouble for being a smarty pants he then proceeded to SHOOT Crazy Train Tara!!! Now, truth be told, he knew it wasn’t going to kill her but discharging a weapon in the Inn certainly isn’t the way to stay on Santa’s “Nice” list! We have a feeling that may get him a stern lecture from Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and we’re not the only ones! Even Therapist Chryrie was warning him that he was in quite some trouble once she found out. Stephen made a speedy exit before Crazy Train Tara came around! So, we suppose that answers that question — he’s not suicidal, just stupid!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh no! We were just starting to ADORE Caitlin and Aaric as a couple! It seems that all is not well on that front! Aaric was seen attempting to stop Caitlin Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn as she explained to him that she must leave RhyDin. We are so sad for him! She headed out and he was hot on her heels!

We hear that the mystery man who was seen chatting up SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee earlier in the week rented out the popular tea shop for an evening date! While initially a bit odd, to rent out a book store for a date, it actually was probably pretty touching to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee who is so into knowledge and learning new things. Despite his grand gesture, we doubt he’ll be able to keep her attention for long!

Tucker is sure popular amongst the ladies! And really who can blame them for liking that big hunk of a man??? Kynthia was overheard telling Lana how much she liked the man when she had met him during his shift the week before. She was quite amused by how easily he blushed! You’ve got to love the big guy! Frat Boy Quinn always seems to find the hottest women in the room and stick to their side! Wednesday was no exception. He was seen chatting with both of the lovely ladies.

Wowzer! S’jira walked down the stairs in one heck of a gorgeous satin dress Wednesday night! Even Crazy Train Tara seemed awfully impressed by her beauty. Head Pussy Panther seemed downright awed by his lovely lady! The pair didn’t waste much time in the Inn before hurrying off to witness the wedding of Sianna and Johnny!

Head Mischief Maker Eless was  overheard saying that Potter Piper left a note saying that she was going to visit her cousin for a while. How sad! She hasn’t seemed truly happy in so long! We do wonder what’s wrong with Potter Piper. Hopefully, she’ll be much improved when she returns. It’s such a bummer that she will miss Beltane!

We hear that Taneth told Shylah that she was quite upset that we wouldn’t be present for the first night of Beltane to dance with her! We are quite sure she’ll keep her dance card full, though. We hear that Shylah was interested in dunking us into the tank as well for the second night. Well, come out and get us, lovely lady! We’ll be there for your entertainment for the hour between 9:30 and 10:30!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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