Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Talon of Redwin Tournament took place this past Sunday hosted by the always delicious Dioxanne with calling assistance from the quiet but completely edible Deluthan! The Talon continues to be a prime opportunity to watch the Arena’s newest talents battle it out for a historic prize! And, wouldn’t you know, that the tournament in honor of one of Swords’ greatest female duelists has been historically dominated by women???

Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell and former winner Mrs. Wyh Not both showed up to try their hand at this cycle’s tournament. The pair sat and chatted while waiting for match-ups to be announced and Jewell expressed her anxiety over planning a wedding. Mrs. Wyh Not, who is a delightful dear, offered her help in making the process a breeze!

DoD’s Charlie was on the war path…. but not the dueling sort. The “Viceroy” stalked into the Arena to lay into Anubis who was watching (or poorly heckling) the duelists. Evidently the bee in Charlie’s bonnett was created by the attack Anubis perpertrated on Charlie’s IFL employee, Erin. Hot angry women with snappy insults RULE!!! Slavers DROOL!!!

Evidently, one confrontation wasn’t enough for Anubis. He later picked a fight with Vince and Artemus. However there were no hot women involved in this one so our sources paid a lot less attention to it.

Cute single Erin found herself an equally cute single friend in one of the Inn’s new twins — Spice. The adorable pair engaged in some wonderfully silly girl chatter!!! Is it just us or is Erin positively GLOWING lately??? That leads to the question of what is causing it! New face mask??? Delicious sex??? You be the judge!

FLAWLESS Koy showed up in one of her fantastically fabulous outfits! She had a brief chat with Mrs. Wyh Not about her joining Team Fist for the IFL season and it appears she was successful! The woooonderful Mrs. Wyh Not will become part of that fabled team! Koy’s really doing Matt proud.

Napoleon was as wooooonderfully entertaining as always and seems super excited about the impending IFL season! He chatted up CeeCee (the love muffin of Cas — the Roman, not the woman) who it seems has remembered that she has a husband…. er fiancee…. er boyfriend? Either was CeeCee is back so hopefully a good romp between the sheets will cure that massive case of cranky that Cas has had the last couple of months!

After a hard-fought night, the women’s domination over the sport held true! The bubble gum-popping teen Candy walked away with top honors! Congratulations, Candy!

Posted: May 15th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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Welcome to another action packed Monday catch-up on the weekend’s happenings. First up is Thursday night!

Imp was back in action Thursday night in the Arena much to the delight of all his laaaaadies! He, of course, found time amidst his calling duties to molest several fine specimens, including (but not limited to) Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not, Jewell, and Kaja. Even Rab, who is usually not too keen on the troublesome Impster appeared happy to see him!

Speaking of Jewell, she looked on with Mrs. Wyh Not as the bracket buster of the Madness Tournament Losden slammed through the “competition” that came in the form of Tommy. Jewell was certainly thrilled to see Jewell knocked out of the tournament! We’d bet Losden has a bottle of champagne arriving soon courtesy of the our loooovely Anger Management Princess very soon!!!

The night was all roses for Lil Miss Anger Management! Later in the night Stephen got down on one knee and asked her….. no, you only wish he asked her that! He asked her if she would be his date for Beltane. Jewell gladly accepted and advised him that there was no one she would rather dance naked with around a fire!!!

Better keep a leash on your man though, Jewell. Later in the night he in the Inn was surrounded by and flirting with a bevel of beautiful babes that included cute freckled Raye, hot redheaded fellow sailor Shylah and golden-haired leggy knock-out Alana! We told you! Can’t trust pirates as far as you can throw them! Yet, the sexiest of the trio Raye seemed preoccupied by Hawk’s flirting. And, really, who wouldn’t be?!?! That man is hawtness!

What is a weekend in the Arena without Wrecking Crew antics? Baron Kheldar was advised by Baronness Maria that while she held the title of “most honorable baron”, Kheld was the “most marketable baron”. Kheld quipped that he hoped that would impress his goooorgeous wife Caedia! And then the eldest Graziano decided to yell to the lizard-man Bran to lick his eyeball. Bran was not amused and did not partake in party tricks.

Chryrie was attracted in by the smell of blood. She didn’t hop into a ring (but, oh, how we’d love to see that!) but spent the night chatting with the delicious Kina. Chryrie let it drop that she has EIGHT dead husbands!!! WHAT?!?! Man, how we love the psycho woman crowd that RhyDin offers!

Our poor dear sweet Napoleon got gum in his fur but the quick thinking Candy used peanut butter to get it out! Then the cute little teenager washed down the rat’s belly and gave him tummy scritches just like he likes! We like Candy! Later in the night she informed Anubis that she would kick him in the “jimmy” if he attempted to collar her. LOVE IT!!!

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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