The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she’ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She’s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else’s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her “roommate” several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn’t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don’t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn’t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he’s been busy “working”. We’d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we’re still not sure if The Bum’s seen an honest day’s work in his whole life! We’ll let you be the judge of what he’s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G’naughty G’nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G’naughty G’nort’s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G’nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn’t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s playboy ways. And she should! We’re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Knock the love fest off, kids! Sheesh! The puppy love is making us slowly die inside! Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were so busy macking on one another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that The Bum Phillipe (who really was the worst criminal known to man) could have pick-pocketed the pair without them ever realizing. Evidently the topic of conversation was moving in together! Say it ain’t so, F.B. Dean! There’s a reason we call that girl “Rocky Road”. She’s looooney!

Also on the loooove train was Adrienne and Morgan. Yep, you read that right. It certainly appears that Morgan has forgiven Adrienne for declaring her love for another man because they were certainly doing a lot of kissing on one another! We give them two weeks tops.

It seems Hunky Carpenter Glenn is back in town…. and looking MIGHTY fine if we do say so! He was spotted sharing at table and having a drink with the lovely Asha. But don’t you Cutey Carley fans get your panties in a wad! Glenn isn’t trying to find greener pastures. In fact, he was overheard saying that one of the first things he did upon getting into town was to give Cutey Carley a visit!

Doesn’t Skid know anything??? The quickest way to end up MIA is to leave the Inn with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but Skid did just that! We hear that the pair was off to cause havoc around town. Hasn’t Skid been causing enough havoc in his family??? Must he now go and bother other families??? As for SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, we still bet she’s doing away with these unsuspecting bachelors in some sort of ceremony that keeps her young and… well, SPLENDIFEROUS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback Tuesday night looking a wee bit run down. It seems that she’s been spending an awful lot of time working these days….. which is good for the world of fashion but bad, bad, bad for our blog! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt certainly seemed pleased to see her! The pair were almost gag-inducing cute themselves as they cuddled on the couch.

OMG, kidz! Hina was seen in the Outback approaching the Not-Mini-Frank Cor and saying that he wasn’t “her” Cor. Oh, really??? It seems that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina went hot tubbing on Saturday night! So it was Cor that was Hina’s date Saturday night??? In fact, she was overheard telling the Not-Mini-Frank Cor that Mini-Frank Cor KISSED her. That’s some major news! They certainly don’t run in the same crowds! We don’t know what freaks us out more — the thought of a Hina/Mini-Frank Cor match or this Not-Mini-Frank Cor that’s been running around. Odd.

Evidently several of his friends are freaked out by this Not-Mini-Frank Cor. Luscious Lydia and Wyh Not were both seen looking quite concerned when he vanished after being confronted by Hina as to not being the Cor that she made out with in a hot tub. Luscious Lydia took some time out to calm Hina who was a bit upset by the whole thing. It’s no wonder, really! Hina just got out of a relationship with a psycho. Does she really need another???

Luscious Lydia’s talents were then needed elsewhere as The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Cute Single Dad Bane started exchanging heated words about…. clothes. WHAT?!?! We hear that they were insulting one another’s fashion style. ‘Roid rage maybe??? Those two boys are far too muscular not to be using some enhancement or another! Although, Luscious Lydia was on the scene, it was actually Scarlet who broke up the argument by beginning to discuss Sartan’s family with him. He went from ‘Roid-Head to cute family guy in ten seconds flat. Lay off the drugs, kidz!!!

Posted: March 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. Will these girls never learn??? Rumor on the street is that Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are engaged. And just when you thought that they moved awfully fast, TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien were overheard announcing their own engagement to Hina and Skid. OMG! He cheated on you less than a month ago for crying out loud!!! If you’re going to be a wet rag and take back a man after he cheats, you must at least make him pay for a couple months! There should be roses and jewelry and groveling!

The good news is that TRASH-tastic Jade hasn’t made it down the aisle with any of her other engagements and we don’t think that Playboy Demon Damien will fare any better. We don’t feel as confident about Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy. She’s really got him suckered into thinking she’s half-sane.

We HEART Ewan! He’s such the gentleman! He was seen chatting with Sianna about her wedding plans. Rumors have the couple tying the knot sometime in the spring! What a grand, happy event that will be! We were nervous for the pair after such a short courtship but they have taken their time with the engagement and we might actually think that Sianna and Johnny might be one of those rare couples that last!!! Good for them for taking the time to get to know each other instead of racing down the aisle! As for Ewan, isn’t he going to make such a perfect daddy???

Head Pussy Panther seemed to be in a cranky mood when he was seen entering the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night and even had sharp words for several of the Inn’s rowdier patrons! However, after a couple shared intimate looks and quiet words from the lovely S’jira, he was back to a harmless kitten!!! We love that girl and we’re so glad she’s back among us! She may look meek and mild but it must take a strong woman to be able to keep Heady Pussy Panther in line!!!

CHARITY Jewell was in a fantastic mood while slinging drinks Sunday night! She explained her good mood to Alysia and later SMASHING Issy, saying her husband, Stephen, has been released for his anti-governmental activities and the pirate is free to steal, loot, rape, and pillage the city once again! Are we the only ones that believe that prison is where pirates belong??? CHARITY Jewell actually seemed proud of her wayward husband for spending time behind bars. Classy. Very classy.

Speaking of SMASHING Issy, how fantastic is it to see her in the Inn again??? It sounds as if her duties with the Scath-babes have kept her quite busy! In fact, she didn’t even take the night completely off from the business of keeping the city safe! She was overheard discussing crime with Lucky and Alysia. Take a night off, girlfriend! Let your hair down!

You know what we totally LOVE about Locke??? He’s one of the very few male jocks around here that really care about how he presents himself! He spent the early evening hours fitting in duels in the Annex and then late into the evening, he was seen looking smartly dressed in the Inn. We hear he was at the bar discussing possibly taking a tender position with SUUUUUPER Des!!! Move over Tucker! You may have some competition for the title of “Hottest Tender Bachelor”!

To make the night even better, it seems that Locke may have learned his lesson about the PAAARRRTY Girls! While Chase and Atalanta were both in the bar, tittering amongst themselves, Locke barely acknowledged them!!! He eventually did join their table but the interaction seemed horridly awkward. Things certainly seem to have cooled down between him and PAAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta. Thank goodness! He needs a good girl!

Things were busy in the Annex during Fight Night as well! The night started off with Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan exchanging harsh words with G’naughty G’nort for sitting on the couch with the caller on duty, Rory, who just so happens to be SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife! Now we have to admit that nobody really wants their wife spending extended time with G’naughty G’nort but SMOKIN’ Sartan is constantly linked with Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! That seems a bit hypocritical to us!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s night didn’t get any better! In fact, he was seen exchanging harsh words with a good handful of people, including Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and SPEEDSTER Nova. Nobody could quite figure out WHAT his problem was!!! Our vote is on ‘Roid Rage! We’d love to know what sort of enhancements he’s taking!

Things did NOT go well for Cutey Carley in her Fashion Throw Down with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The ladies went head-to-head in a best of three match-up but it only took two duels for Koy to bring the cute blonde elf doooooown! Quite a crowd had gathered but there was no mood or jello much to the dismay of many. Even Hunky Carpenter Glenn was present in the Annex to support his maybe/sorta/kinda girlfriend! Cutey Carley took quite the beating! She couldn’t even make it home! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy offered her a room in the Outback and the lovely Hodge helped her get there. Needless to say, Cutey Carley will be glammed out in some serious duds over the next week.

….And as for us, we’re already hoping for a REMATCH!!!

Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Valentine’s Day came a bit earlier for DoD-er Rena! She was seen hanging out in the Inn with her new man/roommate Aaron. There seemed to be a bit of chemistry but the pair seemed a bit awkward in each other’s company. Warrior Pixie Trinala lightened the mood with her usual antics! We’re just not quite sure if these two are going to hit it off.

Especially since DoD-er Rena was later heard buying into Uriko’s idea for a Singles’ Day on March 14th!!! We think the idea is totally FAB! Uriko wants the married/taken couples to donate so that the booze can flow for the singles on that day. We have a feeling that we’ll have to have our sources ship shape on that night! Free booze and a room full of singles??? Sounds like a gossip blogger’s dream!!!

Sianna was looking casual but HAWT when she strolled on into the Inn on her Johnny’s arm! He sure knows he has to keep that one close. We would say that it appeared that the pair was on an early Valentine’s Day date but, in all actuality, they are this disgustingly mushy ALL THE TIME!!! They were in a fine mood as they shared a bottle scotch and laughed together into the night.

We really should put DoD-er Rena on our payroll! Our sources say that she was interrogating Peredhil on the status of his relationship with Potter Piper!!! We hear that he didn’t reveal much but it’s nice to know that their friends haven’t given up on them. Perry and Pipes FOREVAR!

Tucker was seen on an unusual side of the bar as he was seen in the Inn off duty! He evidently had a VERY intense conversation with his “gal pal” Doc Eva about her choice of profession. Word on the street is that if you need to be patched up and don’t want the authorities to know about it, she’s the person to seek out!!! Clearly, her contact with RhyDin’s…. most interesting characters has Tucker in protector mode.

OMG! Major fan boy LOVE! We hear that Altara was spotted in the Outback!!! Now she’s a one of a kind hottie! Her trouble maker of a lover?/companion?/husband?, Max accompanied her. We totally HEART her and her leather clad body! FIERCE!

Cutey Carley was in the Outback getting into shape for her upcoming “challenge” against DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy. As a result of their argument the other night, it appears that Cutey Carley has called out Koy for a match that’s scheduled for this coming Sunday! Hot babes fighting = MAJOR CROWD! Cutey Carley STILL had not finished trash talking Koy and Bran was even over heard getting in on the dissing of the fashion designer for wearing reptile skins. We can see how that wouldn’t go over so well with a lizard-man!

Perhaps we can interest Koy in our Dragon Hunting Season! Dragon skin purses will be all the rage next season! Just you wait!

Posted: February 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Perhaps we were quick to rush to judgment that Soerl was regretting his decision to leave his cute little lover to return to his wife! The couple was spotted discussing their Valentine’s Day plans Tuesday evening in the Red Dragon Inn as Soerl kept Ayly company as she tended the bar. Have we mentioned how much we looooove when Amber and Ayly tend bar together??? While Ayly charmed the customers with her wit, Amber charmed them with her baking skillz, providing candy hearts she had made each with a special holiday greeting!

Krazy Kitty was seen at the bar PAYING FOR HER OWN DRINKS!!! Will wonders never cease??? It seems that now that she is just a lowly plebeian like the rest of us, she feels she should return to paying her bar tab! Now that she has officially passed the weight of the title over to MAN-tastic Matt, she was seen chatting happily with the lovely Sylvia about her freedom from the yoke of political office and just exactly what she plans to do with it.

PAAAAARRRTY Girl Chase was belly up to the bar pounding hard liquor most of the night by herself!!! Somebody needs to stop this girl! She’s going to drink herself into a very early grave. We’re actually not amused by her antics anymore. We’re just sad. She must be one lonely girl to have to seek acceptance in the bottom of a shot glass! Her friends need to stop encouraging her bad behavior and GET HER HELP!

The night was NOT good for Cutie Carley! She lost a tough one in the Outback to Myria and flipped off the caller, Mini-Frank Cor, for one of his calls which she found offensive. To make matters worse CHARITY Jewell, who was in the Outback looking FIERCE in leather pants and a halter top, also took the opportunity to hassle the cute blonde! She then proceeded to get in quite the verbal spat with G’naughty G’nort that led to an onslaught of traded insults.

Cutey Carley was in full on range by the time she marched herself into the Inn!!! She was overheard cursing and ranting and when Brale Brother Baker made the mistake of teasing her about her mood, he got doused in a drink!!! Brale Brother Baker seemed more shocked and confused than angry! We’re all shocked and confused!!!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt knows how to WORK it! He entered the Inn with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm to a round of congratulations from some of RhyDin’s finest, including Awesome Alain who is probably desperately wondering if his company will still be getting all of those lucrative contracts now that there’s a new governor in town! Not everyone was happy to see him, however! Cutey Carley was overheard calling Koy “Fancy Pants” and presenting a list of “suggestions” to the new governor. What we wouldn’t do to get our hands on that list!!! The confrontation turned into a real nasty verbal fashion debate between Cutey Carley and DoD-er Koy!!! WE LOVE IT!!!

Yay! Although, reports had come in that S’jira had been spotted around the Inn, we finally had proof positive Tuesday night! She was seen in the company of Head Pussy Panther who seemed to be quite attentive to her needs!!! It was good to see S’jira spending time in the company of her friends, including Potter Piper and Peredhil!

It was a night FULL of great news evidently! Our sources were diligent to the cause and we have discovered The DIVINE Storm’s news!!! She is PREGNANT!!! How fantastic! According to our sources, she is just out of the trying first trimester and is due this coming fall! There’s going to be so many late summer/early fall babies! We just cannot wait! CONGRATULATIONS, Ewan and Storm! And isn’t that awfully good work by Ewan to knock his wife up that quickly??? We’re sure he was eager to get to the baby-making. Wouldn’t you be if you were married to her???

Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was seen admiring a ruby that Aurthur had given Icer as an early Valentine’s Day gift Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We suppose that when you knock up your dragon-woman as many times as Aurthur does, it’s necessary to go BIG for Valentine’s Day. Playboy Demon Damien was present to watch Jade’s excitement over Icer’s gift. That sets the bar pretty high for him, no??? We’re sure Damien can manage! He’ll just have to lay on the charm pretty thick! It’s always seemed to have worked for him in the past!!!

Oooooh! We knew those PAAAARRRTY girls would be drama-rousers! Although, Locke’s been seen keeping very close tabs on the lovely Atalanta recently, Monday night he was spotted in a booth, giving a necklace to her friend Chase!!! The two seemed to be in a pretty intense conversation. Oddly enough, he had the gumption to do this while Atalanta tended bar!!! Is Locke a playboy??? Maybe the conversation was about Atalanta’s “troubles” as of late!!!

Chase was later seen strumming her guitar for the enjoyment of Quel who seemed QUITE attentive! The mage was seen kissing her cheek and rubbing her back. Like moths to a flame, huh???

It seems that things are certainly off between Potter Piper and Peredhil… and we are so sad about it that we cannot even get excited about Peredhil’s new find!!! What shall we do without Perry and Pipes?!?! Anyway, Peredhil was seen quietly chatting at the bar with Johnny’s lovely sister, Juliane. She’s certainly a blonde stunner!!! She certainly can’t be mistaken for a Piper look alike. Those are two very different women. The DIVINE Storm was seen talking with Peredhil quietly after Juliane left about the young woman. Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but what we wouldn’t have given to be a fly on the wall then?!?!

We hear that Wyh Not was returned to the Inn after a scary kidnapping recently! CHARITY Jewell looked oh-so relieved to see her!!! While Wyh Not didn’t look great as she was tended to by CHARITY Jewell and Brian, she did appear to be okay. We wish her a speedy recovery and we can’t wait to see the Keeper of Water back up to form sometime very soon!!!

Speaking of Keepers, we hear the Celestial Keeper is up to his old tricks!!! While on duty calling duels, we hear that Venom Vinny was getting quite frisky with a saucy little lady named Darling. She was seen with her legs outstretched in his lap (which he, of course, couldn’t help but feel up on more than one occasion) and when Esper reminded Vinny that he’s a married man, the woman merely made a joke of it!!! We have a feeling the Vinny’s wife isn’t going to be laughing!

Our sources have reported back to us that Bane, Jaycy’s possibly current/former husband, was spotted in the Outback Monday night!!! He kept quiet and to himself but fought a duel or two. He seemed to be in quite a somber mood and that’s really a bummer because he certainly seems like a nice guy. Here’s to hoping he FINALLY finds a nice girl!

It seems SUUUUPER Des is endorsing a candidate!!! She was overheard telling a room full of people (that included another gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort) to vote for MAN-tastic Matt. And she’s not the only one! Luscious Lydia was also heard stating that Matt had her vote! It seems that Matt’s campaign is QUICKLY picking up steam!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback taking a break from Fashion Week festivities to indulge in a giant sandwich. We expected that she’d be a bit tired from her long week but she was upbeat and looking fiiiiiine! We bet she won’t be so peppy come Thursday or Friday!!! Yay for Fashion Week!!! We’ve been to so many fabulous runway shows already! We can hardly STAND the excitement!

We hear that Hottie Space Guy Chase was seen buying his Hottie Space Girl Alyson a drink Monday night in the Outback after one of her duels! We’re super glad to see the pair together and flirting!!! We’d almost believed this relationship had fizzled on out!

We hear that Speedster Nova had an…. interesting first meeting with Cutey Carley! She first accidentally hit him in the head with a mug and then went seriously fan girl on him!!! Evidently she had him confused for some sort of super hero and Speedster Nova was more than happy to let her. What men won’t do for a hot woman’s attention, right??? Well, once she figured it out, the elf let out a stream of curse words on Nova that would have made SMASHIN’ Issy blush! His “dear” friends Rix, Hawtie Hodge, and Smokin’ Sartan were there to snicker of course. We think Nova’s ego might have been a bit hurt. After all, he is a former baron, former opal, and was a TDL star!!! Haven’t you seen his shoe commercials??? Some day poor Nova’s going to get some lovin’!!!

Posted: February 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Word around the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night was that Hina had recently popped out Skid’s spawn!!! OMG!!! Wasn’t she just announcing she was pregnant like yesterday??? Man, these magical folks don’t seem to give their kids long enough to properly bake in there. We’ve got to admit that we’re dying to know what this little rugrat looks like!!!

It’s nice to see that Potter Piper isn’t letting herself get down about Peredhil!!! She was seen at the bar turning the tables on Brale Brother Baker by teasing him that he was afraid of women!!! In fact, she was seen playfully hurling pretzels at the boozer. Later into the night, she chatted cheerfully with Edible Eless (who was in a mischievous mood) and DoD-er Rena! It seems the girls were considering allowing Baker to join their merry band of self-proclaimed misfits. Well, Baker certainly fits the bill!

Out of the blue a brawl broke out between Cutey Carley and an unknown pixie!!! WHAT?!?! Someone dared disturb a hair on Cutey Carley’s head??? We’re told that the melee was quite amusing and involved butterfly nets and flying peanuts. Basalt who was tending bar told the pair to clean up their own mess but didn’t seem anxious to jump into the middle of a pixie/elf battler herself! We don’t blame her!!! It’s enough cute to make you gag!!! Only some quiet words from Hunky Carpenter Glenn was able to bring Cutey Carley’s temper back under control.

We hear later into the night the atmosphere was dulled by news that the sweet, kind S’jira may have run into a bit of foul play!!! There are rumors that the little woman has been kidnapped. We’re sure that Head Pussy Panther is on the case!!! He has certainly been seen interested in her well being. We’d hate to stand in his way when he was angry!

SPEEDSTER Nova and “The” Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were both seen chatting in the Outback. It seems that SMOKIN’ Sartan isn’t the only one with family drama at home! Nova was overheard complaining about his sisters and daughter in great detail. The pair stopped their whining long enough to amuse Luscious Lydia and Hodge with their antics!!! Lydia was quite amused and was seen nearly snorting the water she was drinking amidst her laughter. We think the Outback and Nova have been soooo good for Luscious Lydia!!! It’s so nice to see her smiling and laughing again!

As for Hodge, she was seen keeping company with Rix yet again! In fact, we hear he was caught kissing her on the cheek and the pair was overheard making plans for a more intimate meeting. Awww! So sweet! We give it two months.

Big Britches Erin was seen sporting her most recent arm candy, Cowboy Jake, around the Outback and introduced him to her friends there. We heard that Jake seemed a bit awkward when faced with some of RhyDin’s best brawlers! He seems to be the controlling type so we’re betting he tries to put a stop to her visits there.

Posted: February 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Chase and Atalanta are the Red Dragon Inn’s newest candidates for rehab! After spending most of the week belly up to the bar, they were again seen in the same position throwing back shots of hard alcohol. Paaaaarty on, girls! It just means more drama for yours truly!!! Somebody needs to let these girls know that it’s okay to take a night off from boozing every once in a while.

We hear that a cleaned up Phillipe was spotted at the bar as well! In fact our sources say that he was quite well dressed and ordering a martini! Who gave that boy a makeover and a dash of class??? Perhaps the Bum Phillipe finally realized it was time to grow up and start supporting his family. Maybe getting evicted woke him up! AJ was also seen in the Inn looking fiiiiine. The pair was full into their lovey dovey act! We’re betting she’s knocked up within the month.

It doesn’t seem that Robert is all too broken up about his loss in the primaries! He was seen in the Inn wearing a t-shirt that read “Panty Inspector” and looking for a willing victim… er, participant. He choose two of his favorite targets to torture — Potter Piper and CHARITY Jewell! The pair was, understandably, less than thrilled with the attention.

Robert got into a bit of trouble by somehow accidentally hurting Hunky Carpenter Glenn’s hand!!! Hunky Carpenter Glenn was quite a bit shaken up by the encounter but was tended to by his sweetie of a girlfriend, Cutie Carley. The pair were seen talking quietly over drinks before heading upstairs together!!! Oh la la! She’d warm up any cold, damp night!

Gubernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt was seen in the late hours of Thursday night getting to know some of the well-known locals. Edible Eless and her Bad Boy Wil both seemed impressed with the collected Supervisor of the Outback! We bet he picked up a handful of votes with that trip!!! And, as proof that MAN-tastic Matt is no dummy, he had his GORGEOUS wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm while campaigning!

Unfortunately, our sources have had trouble as of late sneaking into the Outback and, thus, we’re just getting word that there’s a rampant rumor that Shanni Colton was spotted back in the rings!!! She holds the storied title of the FIRST brawler ever to reach 100 wins over losses AND was the second holder of the Ice Dancer Opal!!! Our sisters were such huuuuge fans growing up. This girl has mad skillz!!! We’ve got our fingers crossed that this rumor is true and that she’s making a come back! This city needs more sick females!

Posted: January 29th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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