Wolv’s new gal pal Aly was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade and made it quite clear that the wedding bug has NOT bitten her!!! She seemed quite opposed to the idea of marrying Wolv. OMG! He better work harder to impress that pretty thang or she might be swayed to another man’s bed!

It’s no wonder why. We hear that Wolv came in a short time later and is evidently STILL smarting from his gubernatorial loss. In fact, he was claiming voter fraud!!! You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Aly told him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Good for him! How can he not be happy with the fine woman that he’s got??? After the Masquerade Ball, we’re buying up all the Aly stock we can get our hands on! The girl’s on the RISE!!!

AJ was overheard telling Frank that she’s pregnant and he seemed pretty happy for her. She was also overheard saying that she believes the name Dimitri to be “cute” and “darling”. Good Lord. This child is doooooomed! Good news is that she has given up booze, cigs, and dueling. Too many women in this town aren’t good ovens for their little buns. We hope that AJ breaks the trend so that her kid is healthy even if it is strapped with a horrible name!

We’re pretty curious as to why Kacey hasn’t been seen hanging out with her man in the past week or so. No word as to yet as to his whereabouts but we certainly hope the pair are still together. Kacey seems awfully happy when he’s around! She seemed awfully happy Wednesday night as well but that could be due to the mass amounts of alcohol she was seen downing with Awesome Alain and another mystery lady! The trio had made up some drinking game and were quickly hammering them down.

The Other Woman Lain and Deadbeat Dad Alex were seen spending quite some time together AGAIN! We don’t think there is a reunion in the works, however. The pair merely seem to be friends. That doesn’t ease our concerns. These two are RIDICULOUS when together! A walking disaster! There should be some law on the books that requires them to remain 100 yards away from one another.

It seems that things still aren’t smoothed over between Holder of Moonberyl Bran and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan!!! When Luscious Lydia questioned what started the dispute, it caused a new round of insults to fly back and forth between the pair. SMOKIN’ Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova accused Bran of buying too much stock into what Cas (the Roman version) thinks while Bran said that Sartan was just trying to act tough. The pair clearly doesn’t like each other and we LOVE it!!!

Luscious Lydia seemed much more interested in Cute Single Dad Bane!!! The chemistry between the pair is really starting to heat up!!! Luscious Lydia was seen feeling the sleeve of Cute Single Dad Bane’s sweater to admire the fabric…. but we think it was just a weak excuse to touch him. These two are just yummy! Later they were even seen hand-in-hand! OMG! TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!

Posted: March 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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A talented pool of warlords that included many former barons and several former overlords gathered to fight it out in the Winter cycle Warlord Tournament! There were no rings up for grabs but the prizes for the night were an intercession-free shot at the Overlord and a challenge shot at one of the barons!

The surprise of the night to those gathered to participate and those present to witness the event was that former Overlord Xeno was among those vying for a prize!!! He gained quite a few second glances from some of the less experienced warlords. You could tell that there was one or two a bit intimidated to have such a legend in their midst!!! Who can blame them?!?!

Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy was present and she certainly wasn’t doing anything to stop those rumors that she and former flame Sartan have heated up an old romance. She was overheard greeting him warmly and calling him “hon”. How cute… or else it would be if he wasn’t MARRIED!!! Is it just us or did Jaycy get quite the evil eye from Sartan’s pregnant wife, Rory, when she entered with SPEEDSTER Nova later in the night. We’re totally smelling major drama brewing there.

Jaycy was seen later chatting with Cas about many issues, including The Diamond himself. Our sources say that she was seen holding her belly and was sporting just a bit of a pouch!!! When Cas questioned her on whether or not she’d be entering an upcoming tournament, she seemed uncomfortable and avoided responding directly. OMG!!! Could she be knocked up to??? If Sartan’s knocked up both his wife and a mistress at the same time, we’ll so have to rename him Super Sperm Sartan!!! That would be totally MAJOR!

Hawtie Hodge seemed to be keeping a close eye on rising star Joex as he competed throughout the night!!! We always thought that it would be Rix whose attention span would end this relationship but maybe it’s Hodge’s eyes that are starting to wander. They certainly picked an interesting place to wander to!!!

In the end Aurora walked away with the win and took the Overlord challenge as her prize while the FIERCE Aya took the Baron’s challenge. We love when the ladies dominate. HAWT!!!

Congratulations, Aurora and Aya!!!

Posted: February 27th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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The 52nd Diamond Quest occurred in the Outback Sunday night with a gathering of some of Duel of Fists’ biggest and brightest stars competing for the illusive ranking of Diamond! These events always involved rowdy crowds, lots of alcohol, and the participants barely crawling away in the end! They’re certainly something to behold!!!

To make the evening even more difficult for those participating (as if that was necessary), the tournament was held with six round robin rounds and then the four with the best record proceeded on into a single elimination style. The level of violence and carnage would have made even SUUUUPER Des smile with glee!!!

The evening started out with some verbal jabs between Cas and Art over what Art took as a slam against the other competitors! According to our sources, Cas was quipping about the length of his challenge with Matt and stating how he could more than likely win the entire tournament in less time than that marathon challenge. While we don’t believe it was a slam, it was the typical sort of arrogance that always gets Cas into trouble!!! Somebody should really muzzle him before he goes out into public!

…And little did Cas know just how long it would take to find a winner out of this batch! Poor DoD-er Rena was on duty for the entire five and a half hour tournament! Thankfully for DoD-er Rena’s poor eyes, Big Britches Erin came in to assist as well!

At first it seemed that Smokin’ Sartan seemed to have the most vocal fanbase which consisted of his good friend Nova and his mistress/his friend’s girlfriend Hodge.  However, it quickly became apparent that Speedster Nova was rooting for whomever was winning as he was also heard cheering for DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and MAN-tastic Matt! At least Speedster Nova keeps things entertaining!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was asking people to remove our cute little head!!! A threat against our life!!! We’re appalled!!! We promote peace and good will and are so above violent means to solve problems. It’s a sad, sad day when a pink-haired man can’t blog without death threats! Have no fear, our loyal readers! We shall not be dissuaded by such heartless acts. We will continue bringing you the TRUTH without fail!

It seems that Art wasn’t the only one that Cas offended through the night. He was also heard exchanging words with another participant, Ria Graziano. Evidently, Ria didn’t take too kindly to some remark that Cas made to make fun of one of his opponents! Ria called him out on his arrogance but Cas said it wasn’t arrogance, he was just “belittling” his opponent. Classy! Waaaay classy! Cas also chose that moment to make a crass comment about a lecture on arrogance coming from a member of the Wrecking Crew. Wow, he certainly knows how to make friends!

Speaking of arrogance, Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was there to fight and we really wonder how anyone else managed to breathe for all the space his ego takes up! He was overheard telling Bran that he is nothing until he wins and when Bran told him not to get his shorts in a bunch, Harris said that they weren’t because he knew he was better than Bran. Such love!

Are we the only ones that find it horribly disturbing to see MAN-tastic Matt beating on DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy in a ring??? There love sometimes looks like some sort of sick. The pair were slated to duel one another in the round robin portion of the tournament and they certainly didn’t hold back. In the end, it was FLAWLESS Koy who emerged victorious but both seemed pretty beaten up.

After four and a half long hours, four combatants emerged to duke it out in single elimination — Smokin’ Sartan, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, and Bran! It took another brutal hour but in the end it was Sartan who walked away with the title in his very first Diamond Quest!!!

Congrations, Smokin’ Diamond Sartan!

Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Now typically the honor of choosing who will receive the Overlord Grant is left entirely up to the current Overlord. Making the decision himself just didn’t seem to hold enough drama for Overlord Roland! Instead, he decided to choose a champion and allow each of the barons to choose a champion in order to fight it out for the Grant!

The Overlord’s Champion is also the current holder of the Talon of Redwin, Pirate Girl Teagan. She wasn’t the only hottie given a spot in! The Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria asked for resumes and a series of odd questions in order to determine who would win her entry ticket. CHARITY Jewell won Maria’s heart for having similar interests as Maria — themselves. The Baroness of Dockside Little Black Book Jaycy opened up her book to the “M” page and found MAN-tastic Matt!!! Wouldn’t you be a bit concerned if you were DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?!?! What sexual favors did Matt have to give up to be the champion of Dockside???

Speaking of sexual favors, G’naughty G’nort, the Baron of the Old Market District, named his rumored mistress Big Britches Erin as his champion. As we first reported, Cas didn’t waste any time nailing down the Baron of the Old Temple Horatio to name him the Old Temple champion. The Baron of Seaside Damien was a bit closer to the vest about his choice. However, few were surprised to hear that his nominee was his old friend/former Overlord Cletus. We would have bet money that the Baron of New Haven Randy Rand would have been suckered by some HAWT female type for his ticket but instead he choose the owner of Red Orc Brewery (the maker of everyone’s beloved Badsider Brew) Jake Thrash. Finally, the newest baron Xavior of Dragon’s Gate choose DoD-er Rena to represent his district.

The champions gathered as did quite the crowd to watch the event! Overlord Roland as well as many of the barons stepped out of the districts to witness the tournament! To make the night even crazier, the calling duties of the fantastic P-Imp were arranged for the evening!

It must be nice to be the owner of Red Orc Brewery. Not only must Jake be an absolute millionaire considering the insane success of Badsider Brew but HAWT models show up to cheer him on!!! DoD-er/Badsider Brew spokesbabe PJ showed up in her usual style (meaning half-dressed) and rooted her employer on. What a lucky duck he is!

Overlord Roland acquired a new loyal baron in such an odd manner that it even seemed to surprise him! After tossing a candy bar to Maria and discussing how much his daughter was a fan of her and Jaycy, Maria was overheard stating that she would be changing her alignment to loyal. Maria’s behavior didn’t get much more understandable as she then carried on a conversation with CHARITY Jewell that our sources tell us was impossible to follow! We think those two women are just totally on the same wavelength — crazy!

Hodge was seen jawing with The Gov Kitty as they watched Smokin’ Sartan! We hear “watched” is a bit of an understatement and that what Hodge was doing was quite close to staring!!! Could the dark-haired beauty Hodge have a thing for the married man?!?! Oooh, we love when the gossip gets dirty!!!

It seems that Little Black Book Jaycy just caaaan’t go a night in public without finding some man to flirt with! Sunday night’s target??? Her fellow baron and fellow horny toad, Randy Rand!!! They were seen making quite the scene flirting back and forth. We’re dying to know if Jaycy’s panties ended up on the floor of the New Haven Barony!

It was the Overlord’s own champion, Pirate Girl Teagan, that emerged victorious from the tournament! Overlord Roland seemed quite pleased to hand the grant to her. No word yet as to who she will challenge.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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The Red Dragon Inn was quite quiet in the early hours of Wednesday as a crowd of joyful onlookers gathered in the Great Hall for a wedding! Although our invitation was never received for AJ and the Bum Phillipe’s wedding, one of our sources was able to slip into the Great Hall for a bit to keep an eye on the festivities!!! And we were shocked by what that source reported back to us!!! It seems that Phillipe left his bride waiting at the altar for OVER AN HOUR!!! Many of the guests were getting awfully nervous for her.

Yet, AJ STILL married the Bum! Sheesh! Love sure is blind!

Thankfully, AJ’s out of control teenage sister, Alex, was actually under her best behavior during the event. She played her maid of honor duties quite well and kept her cursing to the bare minimum. We’re told that a number of RhyDin’s finest showed for the event, including the newest employee of S.P.I.S.D. Frank and Miss Terror of RhyDin Renna. The event was proceeded over by SUUUUPER Des who conducted a loooovely ceremony.

The action in the Inn picked up after the ceremony was over. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen conducting a very flirtatious conversation with Damien without TRASH-tastic Jade in sight!!! Now Kairee seems to us to be much more of a mental match for Damien than does Jade. Plus, wouldn’t it be delicious if after all the times Jade has dumped her boyfriends for other men, she is dumped for another woman this time around???

It seems we were incorrect in hoping that the house hunt Eva was conducting would be for a home for her and the Drool-licious Tucker! It seems that the pair aren’t taking the plunge! What a shame. They were seen together chatting over Eva’s troubles finding a new home. It seems Eva has employed the help of RhyDin real estate guru DoD-er Rena. With her on the job, she’ll find something in no time!

Drama, drama, drama! And guess who’s in the center of it all??? CHARITY Jewell!!! Big shock there, right??? Our sources advise us that Stephen and Jewell got in a bit of a tiff which led to Samael wanting to “play” with Jewell. What??? He creeps us out a bit… even more than the vampire pirate! Stephen didn’t seem the LEAST bit concerned even though his wife was in tears and actually left Jewell to go have a drink with Dakota!

After all the drama calmed down, we’re told that Potter Piper took a minute… or twelve to lecture CHARITY Jewell about the many bruises on her face! It seems at first Pipes thought that Stephen had been beating on her but DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was quick to pipe in and tell her that it was the “honor of the Outback” that Jewell was wearing on her face. Potter Piper seemed a bit shocked by the notion of Jewell dueling men and advised her that it was not “comely”. Man, do we loooove Pipes!!! Such a breath of fresh air!!!

In the Outback, Moonberryl holder Bran seemed a bit cranky and even called Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris a “smarty pants”! Who really wants to see a cranky lizard/man??? Smokin’ Sartan joined in on the Bran bashing with Harris as the pair accused him of being Cas’s lackey! It seems that the confrontation between the two was a result of the confrontation between their respective TDL team captains –  TMF’s MAN-tastic Matt and MRC’s Cassius — over a crass remark that MAN-tastic Matt allegedly made to MRC’s Raye. The argument between Sartan and Bran got pretty heated with Bran telling Sartan to challenge him for his Opal! We’re dying to see that happen!

Ria Graziano was spotted in the Outback for a while making fun of both her sister-in-law and her husband!!! Could trouble be brewing on the Wrecking Crew???

In a rare pleasure, the HAWTEST MILF in RhyDin graced the Outback with her gorgeousness Wednesday night! Caedia was seen behind the bar while her husband, Kheldar, called! She chatted about marriage and children with Smokin’ Sartan and they appeared to get along swimmingly! What we wouldn’t do to see more of her!!!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Phillipe and AJ were spotted hanging out together in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night, snuggling and looking very much in love. We’re told that their wedding is daaaangerously close! Evidently AJ never did wise up! From what our sources have gathered, the wedding date is just in several days. We’re sure that our invitation was merely lost in the mail!

Alain’s newest employee, Frank, was seen keeping company at the bar with an awfully young girl named Tarna most of the night! We suppose that Frank likes them young! Well, if you’re man enough to keep pulling in the hot teenagers then why the heck not???

Is there anything cuter than the soft manner that Panther has with S’jira??? We totally HEART these two and their understated ways! Oh, who are we kidding? We HEART everything about S’jira!

Dogs certainly do attract the ladies! Awesome Alain was seen entering with a cute fuzz ball which brought an immediate grin to Den Mama Sid’s face who was behind the bar tending. The dog didn’t have a name when the pair entered but by the time Alain left, he’d named the pup “Jean”. What a cute pair they are!

After quite an absence, SUUUUPER Des was spotted on the couch in the Outback Monday night to call duels! The regulars certainly seemed pleased to see her! To welcome her back, they got to it real quick with lots of duels and hard fighting action! Just what SUUUPER Des likes — Bloods, Guts, and Gore!

And before the first hour of her shift was over, a major match took place!!! Emerald Cassius Gaius Maximius fought his challenge match against Duel of Fists Supervisor/Gubernatorial candidate, MAN-tastic Matt Simon, for the right to hold the Pathfinder Opal! From what our sources gathered, Cas issued the challenge because he was upset over some joke that MAN-tastic Matt made about one of Cas’s TDL duelers, Raye Howard.

Yes, THAT Raye Howard! We couldn’t believe it at first either! Raye letting a man duel for her honor??? Seems ridiculous, no??? But it’s TRUE and we’re desperately wondering what is wrong with Raye to allow that to happen!

After three hours and forty five minutes of dueling, MAN-tastic Matt won the third match to keep his title!!! Congratulations, Matt!!!

FINALLY!!! Our sources claim that the tantalizingly HAWT Jenai was FINALLY spotted in public Monday night in the Outback with her equally sinfully delicious husband Brian! Both seemed to be thrilled to be there and to be with one another. We’re glad that Jenai took some time out of public life to spend time with her little ones. It’s really something that more women in this city should try! However, man, did we miss drooooling over her!

FLAWLESS Koy was spotted chatting with Luscious Lydia who typically seems quite uncomfortable surrounded by so much violence. It was nice to see the competitors in the fashion business being friendly but it didn’t last all night! Both ladies got a bit out of control when they jumped into a ring later in the night! Neither one was looking too good when they left bloodied and a complete mess!!!

The Outback was fuuuull of candidates for governor Monday night!!! Those politicians certainly know how to find a crowd!!! G’naughty G’nort was overheard discussing his campaign with his consultant Gimpy Erin. Gimpy Erin had some ideas on controlling the press. You can’t control the Gossip GangSTAR, though! Hahaha!

Posted: January 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Just when you thought the Lang/Brian F. drama was over, the matter exploded once again last Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Claaaaassy. Brian F. made mention that he failed in killing Lang which got Icer and the gang all riled up. Then Brian called Rhy a moron (which, come on, she is!) which got her new man Brandon all riled up. Of course, TRASH-tastic Jade had to get involved because what is a undignified argument without her jumping in and spouting some of her verbal garbage?

Brian had some stellar comebacks for the TRASH-tastic one… but they’re just a bit on the randy side for us to post in here. We’ve got to admit, we have a bit of a soft spot for Brian and it’s not just because he told Jade what she could do with her mouth!

Bloody Psycho Sera showed up to try to calm the situation down but it just led to a nasty argument between her and her man Brian. Poor Bloody Psycho! She finally finds a man who is really into her and it turns out he’s more psycho than she is!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex and The Other Woman Lain were both hanging out in the Inn during all the chaos and, of course, they assisted in instigating the mess. The bigger question, though, is where is The OTHER Other Woman Yami??? Are D.D. Alex and The Other Woman Lain back together??? We sure hope not because we liked them better when they were apart. Although, it would be awwwwwesome gossip fodder if Alex has left a second woman to be with Lain!!!

The Inn got a bit quiet after that. Our Evie and Brale Brother Baker did some of their drinking at the bar and kept Basalt quite busy refilling their mugs. There’s still no engagement ring on Evie’s finger and that makes us saaaaad! Pop the question already, B.B. Baker!

In the Outback, what started as “friendly” punching between Sartan and Harris denigrated into the pair duking it out in a ring. This match turned into a ground wrestling HAWT-a-thon…. and we remembered why everybody LOVES the Outback! HAWT, shirtless men getting it on! What? That’s not why YOU love the Outback??? You’ve got to be kidding me!!!

G’naughty G’nort was overheard giving The Gov Kitty some political advise. Doesn’t she have staff more mentally equipped to give her sound advice??? Must she really go to that sex-addicted, woman-hitting moron?!?! Come on, Gov!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Cas was pressing his challenge against the Baron of Seaside, Damien! Overlord Cletus stepped in, as is his right, to give the Warlord a Test of Worthiness. Baron G’naughty G’nort decided that Cas was worthy and, as is his right as a renegade baron, stepped in to face Cletus on the behalf of Cas. G’naughty G’nort did not do well! He did not do well at all! The Overlord took a perfect match and then took the Warlord down with almost as much ease!!! SIIIIICK!!! Well, that’ll certainly discourage some people from trying a shot at the Overlord or one of his loyal barons!

It was a good thing that the Overlord won the match because, by the looks of things, Damien was faaaaar too hammered to walk straight much less duel.

Congratulations to Overlord Cletus! And congratulations to Baron Damien for knowing the importance of talented friends in hiiiiigh places!

Posted: October 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We knew that AJ and Phillipe would be gossip gold!!! They started us off Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn on the right foot! Phillipe was evidently upset about something YOUR Gossip GangSTAR wrote (Don’t kill the messenger!) which led to an uncomfortable argument. Phillipe smoothed things over by telling her that she’s his everything while she cried. Le sigh. These men reaaaaally need to learn to take their time with the Drama Queens. We know this one is going to end badly and, we may be horrible for saying this, but we just CANNOT WAIT for the break-up!!!

On the other hand, we find new guy Jason A.’s growing relationship with dark-haired stunner new girl Savannah absolutely adorable! There’s something about this pairing that makes us want to pinch their cheeks. Too cute!!! Definitely look out for this blossoming romance!!!

Oooooooh Nooooooo! We fear our dear sweet Eless might be falling for the charms of Playboy Wil!!! Our cold black heart weeps for her lost soul!!! Eless certainly seemed a bit flustered when Wil showed up at the bar while she was tending with Cutie Pie Amber.

OMG!!! Even though Eless has baaaad taste in men, we still LOVE her! After Wil took off, our sources tell us she was passing out buttons that read “Just say no!” with a picture of Bad Boy Darren!!! LOVE HER SNARKY SENSE OF HUMOR!!! We have a feeling that Bad Boy Darren was just proud of himself for earning such infamy with his trouble-making abilities.

We hear that Tucker wasn’t looking much better Tuesday night than he did Monday night. This time, however, he was able to locate his Eva. And let us tell you, there is certainly some chemistry here! Although, they didn’t even touch, the looks that Eva and Tucker exchanged were hot hawt HAWT! We think that the two of them together is toooooo perfect!

Over in the Outback, Whore-acious Erin got pissy with Mini-Frank Cor for joking that she was an unreliable drunk and reminding her that she was voted Town Drunk!!! Really, Erin??? You can’t truly be upset with him saying that. After all, it’s the truth!!! And it’s not like you do anything to change your image. In fact, if anything since being voted that, you’ve done MORE to encourage that image!!! If you don’t want people to think your a drunk, put down the shot glass! Pick up a book! Step away from the DoD girls! Spend more time with Lydia!

There was lots and lots of action over on Twilight Island thanks to the MegaCast Tournament hosted by the always fantastic and ever so hunky Brig!!! Oh, how he makes us droooooool!!! The free for all tournament attracted quite the crowd, including Vicious Vinny, Cranky Cas, and the Lizard-man Bran! In the end, however, it was the experienced and quite hunky in his own right Will Wulfson that emerged the victor! Congratulations, Will!

Posted: October 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources were quick to report that they saw new love blossoming right before their very eyes Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Evidently, Brandon was a blushing fool over the bubbly Rhy while stumbling his way through asking her out on a date. If it had been just a bit less awkward it would have been cute but according to our sources it just proved difficult to watch!!!

Speaking of new love blossoming, Phillipe and Adrianna were lubricating their relationship with massive quantities of alcohol. We hope they slept together and he knocked her up. That would be some deliciously wonderful gossip.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee returned to the realm!!! Any man who loves shapely legs and a tight rear end will rejoice and be glad!!! She was seen spending a bit of quality time reuniting with her oh-so hot man, Julien. Welcome back, oh SPLENDIFEROUS one!!!

Otherwise, the bar was pretty quiet Friday night! That doesn’t mean that Antonio wasn’t kept busy behind the bar, though! Everybody’s favorite boozing couple (remember, kids — the couple that gets trashed together, stays together!) Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker kept him busy refilling their mugs of ale. We’re still dyyyyyying for these two to get hitched!!!

Down in the basement Arena, The Gov Kitty was seen cuddling up in G’naughty G’nort’s lap. Ew. Yuck. We thought she had better taste than his skankness!!! We’re still wondering when G’naughty G’nort’s wife is going to come back in town to seriously lay some smack down on his less than loyal tail!!!

The Overlord Cletus and his brother Magnus were both spotted in the rings of the Arena while Xeno called!!! Certainly a night of legends!!! We’re still just waiting on a challenge from Magnus. He has to have enough wins by now.

Perhaps he’s just waiting to see the results of Wednesday night’s challenge with Damien and Cas! Speaking of which, that’s a total MUST SEE EVENT!!! You like trash-talking? You like to watch two talented duelists duke it out? BE THERE Wednesday night at 10 in the Arena to witness the action!!!

Posted: October 9th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We HEART when boys are being boys!!! Darren and Stitch were up to some manly chest thumping Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn over…. well, tea. Okay, so it wasn’t a manly subject they were arguing about and no punches were thrown but…. You know, on second thought, it was kind of a girly argument. Sheesh!!! Piper was there to witness it first hand and, according to our sources, she was left quite dumbfounded by the pointlessness of the conversation.

Lydia showed up with a face full of make-up and a fairly… revealing outfit. Our sources were unsure if this was some sort of silly Nexus trick or if Lydia had taken a wrong turn in her fashion journey but either way the general consensus was a giant ICK!!! Even Grem seemed not pleased with the slutting up of his girl.

As if life with HEIFER Jewell and her pirate husband Stephen couldn’t get any weirder, things took another turn down the twisty round of STRANGE. Stephen somehow (and we’d rather not know the details, thank you very much) got a marble stuck up his nose. Jewell offered to yank it out (YUCK!) only to have him sneeze it out. The nasty marble struck her in the cheek before landing in the cup of an unsuspecting patron. We really don’t even know where to start on these two anymore. Soooo… insert your own joke here.

While Cackling Cassie was in the Inn downing tequila and telling anybody who would listen how loyal she was to her boyfriend, said boyfriend was downstairs joking and sharing a flask with DoD-er Charlie. The pair received more than one curious glance from their friends gathered, including Naughty G’nort and Cute Single Erin!

Naughty G’nort certainly had no room to talk as his questionable relationship with UBER HAWT Alex continued to blossom. The pair continued to discuss getting a permission slip to have sex with one another from G’nort’s wife. THAT should be an interesting conversation!!! We, however, are reaaaally starting to fall for this Alex chick.

Cute Single Erin spent the night getting her groove on as well. After facing Alain in a couple matches, she spent some time in a flirty conversation with Cas, Naughty G’nort, and his Alex before heading back upstairs to the Inn. By the time she stumbled her way up to the Inn, our sources advise us that she was LIT! The drinking continued there with Bad Boy Darren…. and, in the shocker of all shockers, the pair was seen headed upstairs together!!! NO LIE!!! Darren and Erin sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G. OMG, Batman!!! Now THAT is one heck of a one-night stand!!!

The luscious Swords caller Teagan wasn’t calling Sunday night. Instead, she was battling fiercely in the rings! And let us tell you, that girl will do anything to get a duel!!! She was seen in Soerl’s lap, trying to convince him to get into a ring with her. He, of course, obliged the beautiful lady. We’re curious to see if this goes any further!!! She’s a baaaaad girl but, man, do we love it!

FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Arena as well. Evidently, she had just returned from a business trip. Our sources adamantly advised us that Man-tastic Matt was incredibly antsy to talk to her. We’re sure “talking” isn’t the only thing he wanted to do to her! MEOW!

Posted: September 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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