SPOTTED Monday!

We are now proud to present your SEVENTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Atalanta tending the bar and getting to know Johnny a bit better!!! We haven’t seen Sianna in a while. Could that engagement be over??? Could he be looking for a replacement??? Atalanta seemed thrilled with the jeweler’s craftiness. We bet he’s got moves you’ve never seeeeeeen before, girlfriend!

- Miss Mercy also chatting up Johnny before he headed off to get some work done. Perhaps he’s keeping his options open!

- The gorgeous Sylvia was seen chatting in the Inn with a handsome man who are sources tell us goes by the name Hudson. WHAT A HUNK! We’re certainly not suggesting that this relationship might be improper, though!!! Sylvia is the very definition of the word “class”. She has been managing the hardship in her life so stoically! OUR HEART GOES OUT TO HER!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee drinking champagne and discussing the benefits of a good posterior  with one of her many admirers.

-  Cowboy Jake overheard using the date he won with Lickable Lydia to have her make…. rag dolls! Lydia agreed to help him out and have a group of girls to help as Jake needed many, many of them but Lydia certainly had questions. All Cowboy Jake would say is that it was for a “friend” but by the way our sources overheard him describing the project, it seems to be for charity! Awww! We’re really starting to like him!

- Den Mama Sid behind the bar later into the night tending to a very sullen Lassie Cassie. A bit of peppermint tea and the snout-nosed chick headed back upstairs with barely a word!!! Freaking miracle, we tell you. We really wonder what happened to the Cassie of six months ago. Did Awesome Alain turn her into this shadow of her old snarky self??? Le sigh.

- DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy looking not so flawless in the Outback. It seems our favorite DoD-er needs some serious mental help!!! She looked absolutely horrible — beaten and bruised — on Monday night. Our sources say that word on the street is that her desire to have men beat her to a bloody pulp in the Outback’s rings has gotten MUCH WORSE as of late. Yet, Man-tastic Matt keeps looking the other way!!! It’s time to intervene!!!

-  Soerl and Sexy Sartan in a ring beating on each other and discussing how they would never let their girlfriend or wife respectively be involved in the sort of fights that Koy involves herself in. At least some men in this town still are protective of their women! Matt should take note!

- G’naughty G’nort attempting to set-up the lovely Hodge on a date with Grayson (who’s most recently been linked to Taneth)!!! The Gov Kitty warned Hodge against going out with anyone whom G’nort recommends but we have a feeling that Hodge already knew that!

- The First Lady of the Outback looking as if she still ownz the place! While the current Mrs Matt Simon, FLAWLESS Koy, may have the bruises to look like she belongs in the Outback, she certainly seems to lack the confidence as of late. The former Mrs Matt and the mother of his children, Ginger, made an appearance in the Outback to discuss their children and stuck around to watch some duels. She so seemed to own the place with her confidence and beauty. We wonder if Koy’s got some competition!!!

Edited: November 15th, 2007

Fatty Fae Sunday!

Mouthy little Missy was behind the bar Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She certainly isn’t the friendliest of SUUUUUPER Des and Head Pussycat Panther’s finds but we suppose she does a good job of keeping the drunks in line. We were expecting a stuck-up debutante with a yippy little dog when we heard that a girl named Missy would be tending bar on Sunday nights now. However, our sources inform us that prissy she most certainly is not!!! We may have to meet this one for ourselves!!!

She did score some MAJOR brownie points in our eyes by talking back to Fatty Fae Jewell! Does HEIFER Jewell really get along with any woman?!?! Her mouth’s constantly getting her into problems! We’re just dyyyyying to see somebody punch her in it! Give her a fat lip to match her fat rear end!

DoD-er Rena and Lickable Lydia were seen at a table together looking particularly sour-faced. Our sources say that they were complaining about friends leaving the city and Rena was actually talking of leaving herself!!! It seems that she does NOT approve of her friend Soerl’s new relationship with Savannah!!! We’re hoping for a vicious cat fight!!! Our money’s on DoD-er Rena, though. After all, she was the Overlord!

The pair were bothered by Robert who really should be forced to wear a muzzle whenever he is in a public place. He was overheard making many uncouth remarks, including advising the ladies how to…. uh… keep themselves trimmed. Eless seemed unamused… and she wasn’t the only one. We, however, are VERY amused!

Awesome Alain was seen with Lassie Cassie at the bar where he was drowning his sorrows at being with the snout-nosed pain in the neck by downing shots. He went to head upstairs for some rest and she, of course, followed like his puppy. We’re DYING for this girl to grow a backbone. As soon as she does, we’ll promise never to write a mean thing about her EVER EVER again! But as long as she continues to follow Alain around like a lost lamb, we’ll dump on her every chance we get!

Edited: November 12th, 2007

PiRATe Thursday!

The drama started pretty early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Awesome Alain came stumbling down the stairs after a confrontation in his room led to him being shot BY HIS OWN GUN!!! Smooooooth. Well…. at least the boy is pretty because he sure as hell is no nuclear physicist! We only lament that it wasn’t Lassie Cassie who shot him! SMASHING Issy and Uber HAWT Trixie were present while the lovely Kacey was bandaging up the handsome moron and the Scath-Babes, of course, took the opportunity to quip wittily at Alain’s expense!!! Oh, how we HEART them!

Alain didn’t seem all that concerned about his new hole. However, when you get shot as often as he does, we suppose it becomes common place. Alain was too busy planning a date with his nurse — Kacey — to pay attention to the fact he was bleeding all over the Inn. We suppose since his previous mistress seems engaged now, Alain does need a new woman in his life to cheat on Cassie with.

We also have news that Maia and Harry are back in town!!! Our sources reported back to us that the pair returned from their extended boat trip (now that’s a LOOOOOVE BOAT) in the wee hours of the morning! It doesn’t seem as if that month long voyage of (what we can only assume was) dirty, fun sex lessened their desire for one another. They seemed awfully touchy and quite anxious to return home to resume the fun!!!!

The boys and girls of the Arena were busy dueling Thursday night under the watchful little eyes of the Imp-ster! Imp was up to his usual woman-groping and one of our absolute favorites, the RAT-tastic Napoleon, showed up for a little while. What we wouldn’t give for an invitation to his ship for a little piRATe looting and sweet eating! It’s like all our childhood fantasies coming to life! Talking animals! A pirate ship! All the candy we could ever want!

The new Baron Rand was present and looking quite spiffy with his ring!!! He spent the night dueling and getting congratulations from former Baron/Overlord types like Sexy Sartan and DoD-er Rena! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

Edited: November 12th, 2007

Guy Fawkes Day Festival!

Friends and foes alike gathered in the Glen to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day (some wholly snobby British holiday celebrating some self-indulgent moment in history or another) and to hear the results of the results of the charity auction! Elly’s pumpkinheads wandered the Glen passing out mugs of warmed cider and there were barrels of ale scattered about! Cute little Elly was the master of ceremonies and did such a good job! We HEART her!

Despite the music, booze, and fun, the highlight of the evening was the announcement of Elly’s charity auction results! There were certainly some interesting developments and we were there to witness some of them!

Chryrie put down quite the sizable donation on Head Pussycat Panther! Could Chryrie’s marriage be stumbling??? Does she have a crush on Puuurfect Panther??? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall for that “date”??? Even her sister The Gov Kitty seemed confused as to what Chryrie’s plans with him would be!

Speaking of The Gov Kitty, she was won for a whooooooping 5000 nobles by….. drum roll, please…. Tass! The Gov Kitty seemed thrilled with that result! There was a note attached with the winning bid for The Gov to meet Tass at a particular hot spring. Oh la la! The Gov Kitty was actually BLUSHING!!! HAWTNESS!

In the interesting twist of the night, Lassie Cassie and Awesome Alain’s relationship took a blow! Bad Boy Darren won Lassie Cassie for 150 nobles!!! Only a 150?!?! Awesome Alain didn’t think she was worth any more than that??? MAJOR BLOW!!! To make matters worse, Awesome Alain did have a winning bid on another fine lady — Kacey! If it wasn’t so darn funny, it would almost be sad! ….But it gets EVEN better, DoD-er Charlie placed the winning bid on Awesome Alain so Lassie Cassie won’t get that date she was hoping for at all!!!

You know that Lassie Cassie couldn’t take that with any sort of class whatsoever. She, of course, made a scene by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing her mug at Darren. Blah, blah, blah. We LOVED this whole entire situation! Have fun cleaning Darren’s toilets, L.C.!

The DIVINE Mrs. Storm was present and accounted for as was her lovely husband, Ewan! They are just TOO cute! Ewan placed a respectable bid on his wife so that she wouldn’t be cleaning anyone’s toilets anytime soon…. unless perhaps Ewan gets off on that sort of French maid thing!

It seems that Good Boy Jake has been suckered in by the succubus WHORE-acious Erin! He ponied up 4,575 nobles to spend a day with her! Ugh. We’d pay him 4,575 nobles to keep her AWAY for a day! GET OUT NOW, JAKE!

We were a bit nervous (but also a bit curious) to find that we were won for 17,500 nobles by CAP — the Coalition for the Advancement of PJ! It seems we have our answer as to why DoD-er PJ was hitting up her friends for cash over the past week!!! We haven’t heard exactly what PJ has up her sleeve for us yet but we’re dyyyyyying to know!

All-in-all it was a FANTASTIC event that raised a grand spanking total of 135,816 nobles for The Gov Kitty’s new medical clinic for the needy! Think of how many sick kids that’ll treat! You’ve just GOT to HEART both Kitty and Elly for the charitable deeds! AMAZING! 

Edited: November 7th, 2007

Randy Sunday!

Well, the night certainly started a bit awkward Sunday in the Red Dragon Inn. It appears that Michale is attempting to move on from TRASH-tastic Jade and has been keeping company with Lana! Lana and TRASH-tastic Jade saw each other in passing and it turns out that they’re old friends but that Lana had no idea that she was Michale’s ex! FABULOUS! But WAIT, it gets better! It turns out that Lana is a vampire hunter… and, you’ve got it, Jade and Michale are vampires!

Love in this town is so wonderfully crazy!

Phillipe seemed a bit… confused as he chatted with Rose and his girl Adrianna. Evidently, he’s gone a bit batty! He doesn’t remember Adrianna at all and believes it to be the 11th of July!!! FANTASTIC!!! We love the fruit cakes! They make this place so interesting. Maybe Adrianna will wise up and move on since her man doesn’t seem to know her any more. She was always too good for him anyway!

Tareth and DoD-er Charlie were seen talking and canoodling late into the night. They appear very much together which makes us HEARTBROKEN! We still would so much rather see Tareth with Lassie Cassie (which would be dangerously HAWT) and Alain and Charlie (which would be a moody HAWT pairing). SWITCH IT UP ALREADY!

Savannah and Soerl were spotted at Fight Night in the Annex dishing out “I love you”s and love taps in a ring. These two are sooooo sickeningly sweet! They give us an instant tooth ache! We need to see a BIG FIGHT! Entertain us, kids! Soerl handily won the duel and whatever sexual position he wanted as a prize.

They weren’t the only pair messing around in a ring Sunday night! Mini-Frank Cor was seen flirting it up with a cute chick who offered to dip his banana in some chocolate! Or maybe she could did his Mini-Frank into some relish??? Man, we kill ourselves with this stuff!

It seems the flu is going around… or perhaps it was just greasy food. DoD-er PJ and her friend Nutty Rory were overheard complaining about some sort of stomach ailment. Rory blamed PJ for giving her the flu. PJ blamed Rory. Sartan blamed the girls’ love of burrito stands with questionable hygiene practices!

Quite the crowd gathered later in the evening as Baron of New Haven, Kheldar Drasinia, was challenged by Warlord Rand alTan!!! Troublesome Imp called the match and we were THRILLED to see RhyDin’s HAWTEST MILF (who just so happens to be Kheldar’s wife) Caedia present and accounted for! Despite the fact that Kheldar drew quite the cheering section that included the Lord and Lady of the Outback — MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Randy Rand was the one who finally pulled ahead in the one match format to take the win!!! Randy Rand declared himself renegade to Overlord Cletus and was overheard inviting a few HAWT ladies to have a party to break the New Haven Manor in next weekend.

Congratulations, Rand! We’re sure you’ll score lots of lovely ladies with that pretty ring on your finger!

Edited: November 5th, 2007