We are now proud to present your SEVENTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Atalanta tending the bar and getting to know Johnny a bit better!!! We haven’t seen Sianna in a while. Could that engagement be over??? Could he be looking for a replacement??? Atalanta seemed thrilled with the jeweler’s craftiness. We bet he’s got moves you’ve never seeeeeeen before, girlfriend!

- Miss Mercy also chatting up Johnny before he headed off to get some work done. Perhaps he’s keeping his options open!

- The gorgeous Sylvia was seen chatting in the Inn with a handsome man who are sources tell us goes by the name Hudson. WHAT A HUNK! We’re certainly not suggesting that this relationship might be improper, though!!! Sylvia is the very definition of the word “class”. She has been managing the hardship in her life so stoically! OUR HEART GOES OUT TO HER!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee drinking champagne and discussing the benefits of a good posterior  with one of her many admirers.

-  Cowboy Jake overheard using the date he won with Lickable Lydia to have her make…. rag dolls! Lydia agreed to help him out and have a group of girls to help as Jake needed many, many of them but Lydia certainly had questions. All Cowboy Jake would say is that it was for a “friend” but by the way our sources overheard him describing the project, it seems to be for charity! Awww! We’re really starting to like him!

- Den Mama Sid behind the bar later into the night tending to a very sullen Lassie Cassie. A bit of peppermint tea and the snout-nosed chick headed back upstairs with barely a word!!! Freaking miracle, we tell you. We really wonder what happened to the Cassie of six months ago. Did Awesome Alain turn her into this shadow of her old snarky self??? Le sigh.

- DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy looking not so flawless in the Outback. It seems our favorite DoD-er needs some serious mental help!!! She looked absolutely horrible — beaten and bruised — on Monday night. Our sources say that word on the street is that her desire to have men beat her to a bloody pulp in the Outback’s rings has gotten MUCH WORSE as of late. Yet, Man-tastic Matt keeps looking the other way!!! It’s time to intervene!!!

-  Soerl and Sexy Sartan in a ring beating on each other and discussing how they would never let their girlfriend or wife respectively be involved in the sort of fights that Koy involves herself in. At least some men in this town still are protective of their women! Matt should take note!

- G’naughty G’nort attempting to set-up the lovely Hodge on a date with Grayson (who’s most recently been linked to Taneth)!!! The Gov Kitty warned Hodge against going out with anyone whom G’nort recommends but we have a feeling that Hodge already knew that!

- The First Lady of the Outback looking as if she still ownz the place! While the current Mrs Matt Simon, FLAWLESS Koy, may have the bruises to look like she belongs in the Outback, she certainly seems to lack the confidence as of late. The former Mrs Matt and the mother of his children, Ginger, made an appearance in the Outback to discuss their children and stuck around to watch some duels. She so seemed to own the place with her confidence and beauty. We wonder if Koy’s got some competition!!!

Posted: November 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Mouthy little Missy was behind the bar Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She certainly isn’t the friendliest of SUUUUUPER Des and Head Pussycat Panther’s finds but we suppose she does a good job of keeping the drunks in line. We were expecting a stuck-up debutante with a yippy little dog when we heard that a girl named Missy would be tending bar on Sunday nights now. However, our sources inform us that prissy she most certainly is not!!! We may have to meet this one for ourselves!!!

She did score some MAJOR brownie points in our eyes by talking back to Fatty Fae Jewell! Does HEIFER Jewell really get along with any woman?!?! Her mouth’s constantly getting her into problems! We’re just dyyyyying to see somebody punch her in it! Give her a fat lip to match her fat rear end!

DoD-er Rena and Lickable Lydia were seen at a table together looking particularly sour-faced. Our sources say that they were complaining about friends leaving the city and Rena was actually talking of leaving herself!!! It seems that she does NOT approve of her friend Soerl’s new relationship with Savannah!!! We’re hoping for a vicious cat fight!!! Our money’s on DoD-er Rena, though. After all, she was the Overlord!

The pair were bothered by Robert who really should be forced to wear a muzzle whenever he is in a public place. He was overheard making many uncouth remarks, including advising the ladies how to…. uh… keep themselves trimmed. Eless seemed unamused… and she wasn’t the only one. We, however, are VERY amused!

Awesome Alain was seen with Lassie Cassie at the bar where he was drowning his sorrows at being with the snout-nosed pain in the neck by downing shots. He went to head upstairs for some rest and she, of course, followed like his puppy. We’re DYING for this girl to grow a backbone. As soon as she does, we’ll promise never to write a mean thing about her EVER EVER again! But as long as she continues to follow Alain around like a lost lamb, we’ll dump on her every chance we get!

Posted: November 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The drama started pretty early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Awesome Alain came stumbling down the stairs after a confrontation in his room led to him being shot BY HIS OWN GUN!!! Smooooooth. Well…. at least the boy is pretty because he sure as hell is no nuclear physicist! We only lament that it wasn’t Lassie Cassie who shot him! SMASHING Issy and Uber HAWT Trixie were present while the lovely Kacey was bandaging up the handsome moron and the Scath-Babes, of course, took the opportunity to quip wittily at Alain’s expense!!! Oh, how we HEART them!

Alain didn’t seem all that concerned about his new hole. However, when you get shot as often as he does, we suppose it becomes common place. Alain was too busy planning a date with his nurse — Kacey — to pay attention to the fact he was bleeding all over the Inn. We suppose since his previous mistress seems engaged now, Alain does need a new woman in his life to cheat on Cassie with.

We also have news that Maia and Harry are back in town!!! Our sources reported back to us that the pair returned from their extended boat trip (now that’s a LOOOOOVE BOAT) in the wee hours of the morning! It doesn’t seem as if that month long voyage of (what we can only assume was) dirty, fun sex lessened their desire for one another. They seemed awfully touchy and quite anxious to return home to resume the fun!!!!

The boys and girls of the Arena were busy dueling Thursday night under the watchful little eyes of the Imp-ster! Imp was up to his usual woman-groping and one of our absolute favorites, the RAT-tastic Napoleon, showed up for a little while. What we wouldn’t give for an invitation to his ship for a little piRATe looting and sweet eating! It’s like all our childhood fantasies coming to life! Talking animals! A pirate ship! All the candy we could ever want!

The new Baron Rand was present and looking quite spiffy with his ring!!! He spent the night dueling and getting congratulations from former Baron/Overlord types like Sexy Sartan and DoD-er Rena! It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy!

Posted: November 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Friends and foes alike gathered in the Glen to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day (some wholly snobby British holiday celebrating some self-indulgent moment in history or another) and to hear the results of the results of the charity auction! Elly’s pumpkinheads wandered the Glen passing out mugs of warmed cider and there were barrels of ale scattered about! Cute little Elly was the master of ceremonies and did such a good job! We HEART her!

Despite the music, booze, and fun, the highlight of the evening was the announcement of Elly’s charity auction results! There were certainly some interesting developments and we were there to witness some of them!

Chryrie put down quite the sizable donation on Head Pussycat Panther! Could Chryrie’s marriage be stumbling??? Does she have a crush on Puuurfect Panther??? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall for that “date”??? Even her sister The Gov Kitty seemed confused as to what Chryrie’s plans with him would be!

Speaking of The Gov Kitty, she was won for a whooooooping 5000 nobles by….. drum roll, please…. Tass! The Gov Kitty seemed thrilled with that result! There was a note attached with the winning bid for The Gov to meet Tass at a particular hot spring. Oh la la! The Gov Kitty was actually BLUSHING!!! HAWTNESS!

In the interesting twist of the night, Lassie Cassie and Awesome Alain’s relationship took a blow! Bad Boy Darren won Lassie Cassie for 150 nobles!!! Only a 150?!?! Awesome Alain didn’t think she was worth any more than that??? MAJOR BLOW!!! To make matters worse, Awesome Alain did have a winning bid on another fine lady — Kacey! If it wasn’t so darn funny, it would almost be sad! ….But it gets EVEN better, DoD-er Charlie placed the winning bid on Awesome Alain so Lassie Cassie won’t get that date she was hoping for at all!!!

You know that Lassie Cassie couldn’t take that with any sort of class whatsoever. She, of course, made a scene by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing her mug at Darren. Blah, blah, blah. We LOVED this whole entire situation! Have fun cleaning Darren’s toilets, L.C.!

The DIVINE Mrs. Storm was present and accounted for as was her lovely husband, Ewan! They are just TOO cute! Ewan placed a respectable bid on his wife so that she wouldn’t be cleaning anyone’s toilets anytime soon…. unless perhaps Ewan gets off on that sort of French maid thing!

It seems that Good Boy Jake has been suckered in by the succubus WHORE-acious Erin! He ponied up 4,575 nobles to spend a day with her! Ugh. We’d pay him 4,575 nobles to keep her AWAY for a day! GET OUT NOW, JAKE!

We were a bit nervous (but also a bit curious) to find that we were won for 17,500 nobles by CAP — the Coalition for the Advancement of PJ! It seems we have our answer as to why DoD-er PJ was hitting up her friends for cash over the past week!!! We haven’t heard exactly what PJ has up her sleeve for us yet but we’re dyyyyyying to know!

All-in-all it was a FANTASTIC event that raised a grand spanking total of 135,816 nobles for The Gov Kitty’s new medical clinic for the needy! Think of how many sick kids that’ll treat! You’ve just GOT to HEART both Kitty and Elly for the charitable deeds! AMAZING! 

Posted: November 7th, 2007 under Event.
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Well, the night certainly started a bit awkward Sunday in the Red Dragon Inn. It appears that Michale is attempting to move on from TRASH-tastic Jade and has been keeping company with Lana! Lana and TRASH-tastic Jade saw each other in passing and it turns out that they’re old friends but that Lana had no idea that she was Michale’s ex! FABULOUS! But WAIT, it gets better! It turns out that Lana is a vampire hunter… and, you’ve got it, Jade and Michale are vampires!

Love in this town is so wonderfully crazy!

Phillipe seemed a bit… confused as he chatted with Rose and his girl Adrianna. Evidently, he’s gone a bit batty! He doesn’t remember Adrianna at all and believes it to be the 11th of July!!! FANTASTIC!!! We love the fruit cakes! They make this place so interesting. Maybe Adrianna will wise up and move on since her man doesn’t seem to know her any more. She was always too good for him anyway!

Tareth and DoD-er Charlie were seen talking and canoodling late into the night. They appear very much together which makes us HEARTBROKEN! We still would so much rather see Tareth with Lassie Cassie (which would be dangerously HAWT) and Alain and Charlie (which would be a moody HAWT pairing). SWITCH IT UP ALREADY!

Savannah and Soerl were spotted at Fight Night in the Annex dishing out “I love you”s and love taps in a ring. These two are sooooo sickeningly sweet! They give us an instant tooth ache! We need to see a BIG FIGHT! Entertain us, kids! Soerl handily won the duel and whatever sexual position he wanted as a prize.

They weren’t the only pair messing around in a ring Sunday night! Mini-Frank Cor was seen flirting it up with a cute chick who offered to dip his banana in some chocolate! Or maybe she could did his Mini-Frank into some relish??? Man, we kill ourselves with this stuff!

It seems the flu is going around… or perhaps it was just greasy food. DoD-er PJ and her friend Nutty Rory were overheard complaining about some sort of stomach ailment. Rory blamed PJ for giving her the flu. PJ blamed Rory. Sartan blamed the girls’ love of burrito stands with questionable hygiene practices!

Quite the crowd gathered later in the evening as Baron of New Haven, Kheldar Drasinia, was challenged by Warlord Rand alTan!!! Troublesome Imp called the match and we were THRILLED to see RhyDin’s HAWTEST MILF (who just so happens to be Kheldar’s wife) Caedia present and accounted for! Despite the fact that Kheldar drew quite the cheering section that included the Lord and Lady of the Outback — MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Randy Rand was the one who finally pulled ahead in the one match format to take the win!!! Randy Rand declared himself renegade to Overlord Cletus and was overheard inviting a few HAWT ladies to have a party to break the New Haven Manor in next weekend.

Congratulations, Rand! We’re sure you’ll score lots of lovely ladies with that pretty ring on your finger!

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Jealousy makes for good blog entries and, therefore, that’s where we’ll start off on our recap of the happenings of Saturday night! An upset Adrianna was seen being consoled by Wolv over some unknown issue. However, there was talk of Wolv’s chick being extremely jealous of the time he spends with Adrianna. We’re guessing she certainly wouldn’t like the hand holding or ogling of Adrianna’s assets our sources saw Saturday night!!!

Savannah and Soerl were seen quite interlaced with one another. This pair is moving awfully fast. We think we can already spot their burn out! We doubt it’ll be as juicy as some of the ones we’ve seen as of late, though.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen keeping company with yet ANOTHER new male companion! We never did catch this one’s name but it doesn’t really matter, does it? We’re starting to think she’s a black widow. She lures these men in, they head off together, and they’re never seen from again. Maybe that’s how she remains youthful and beautiful!!! Anyway, Kairee used her magic to conjure up some music and the pair were seen dancing tantalizingly close!

Den Mama Sid looked THRILLED to see one of her cubs — the sweet blonde Sugar! Evidently Sugar is still with Bad Boy Darren and, in fact, they have recently moved in together!!! OMG, will that girl never learn??? Den Mama Sid seemed much more accepting of the idea than we thought she would be but her Main Man Scottie was about as shocked by the news as we were!
…And Lassie Cassie was there. But we refuse to talk about her until she does something that entertains us. Slap Alain in the face! Put your sluttiest dress on and sleep with the man of one of your rivals! Bow down at Piper’s feet! Come on, Lassie Cassie! We want to like you again, we really do. But it’s time you start acting like the bad ass you really are and stop acting like Alain’s puppy!

Ugh! As if WHORE-acious Erin and Kissing Fiend Alex weren’t enough, G’naughty G’nort also got a smooooch from DoD-er PJ Saturday night! You’re killing us, ladies! You’re killing us! Keep your well-traveled lips off the dirty pervert!!!

Speaking of DoD-er/Red Orc Brewery Spokesmodel PJ,  we have soooooo missed her! She seems back and more trouble than ever!!! The glorious homewrecker caused caught the tiff between Venom Vinny and his wife, Querylon. Querylon did not seem pleased to hear that Vinny had loaned PJ some money and even less pleased when PJ began talking about how she’d pay Venom Vinny back! The argument ended with Querylon storming out and Venom Vinny hopping into a ring with PJ for a little fun!

What a fantastic welcome home for us! No rest for the wicked, eh, PJ?

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We’re back! After a week and a half of sipping Mai Thais on a warm sandy beach, we’re refreshed and ready to hit the month of November in stride! We know you all have missed us dearly and we’re eager to get right back into the swing of things! Hold onto your seats, kids! We’re sure the celebrities, heiresses, and bar flies of the Red Dragon Inn will NOT disappoint!

We love how much governmental business The Gov Kitty conducts while in the Inn with a mug of ale in her hand! That’s our sort of politician! The first day of November found her doing just that while in a heated argument with Wolv. Evidently, Wolv wanted to collect a militia and head off to fight evil and, for some reason, wanted The Gov’s permission. Er, what??? Doesn’t he know that NOBODY asks The Gov’s permission before gathering a militia? What public leader would say “Sure, a mass an army that could potentially take over the city!” Yet, there’s a million and one independent militias as well as foreign armies in this city! The people in this town JUST DO IT! They certainly don’t ask permission first! Le sigh!

Lucky found himself surrounded by beautiful women!!! Man’s got some game!!! The GORGEOUS and WITTY Sylvia was tending bar and chatting him up and SMASHING Issy also spent a while talking to him about the state of the city. Murder, arson, thievery, and more! Don’t these people ever learn that the state of the city is always the same??? It’s always a thin wire from total chaos! AND WE LOVE IT FOR THAT!

OoOoOoOoh! Our sources inform us there was a very cold encounter between DoD-er Rena and Soerl’s new girl — Savannah! Soerl was practically BEGGING Rena to be nice to Savannah but she remained quite cold! And in fact, turned away and left the table when Savannah invited her to have a seat!!! Soerl stormed out, leaving Savannah still sitting at the table!!! Do we smell jealousy??? Could DoD-er Rena have a thing for Soerl??? Later in the night, Soerl came back into the Inn and was seen having a private discussion with Rena!!! We’re not entirely sure he’d pick Savannah if he had to choose!

We like our men HAWT AND DANGEROUS! Thus, we’re super glad that Tareth is back in town! He’s been spotted several times late into the night in the Inn drinking and just being all around DELICIOUS! We’re still dying to see Lassie Cassie bite back at Awesome Alain for all the time he’s been spending with Tareth’s other half! Lust Triangles are so much more interesting when a fourth becomes involved!

Downstairs in the Arena, G’nort greeted Imp with a lick! Uh, ew! Imp was overheard stating that he felt “dirty, soiled, and abused”. Maybe he’ll connect the dots and realize that’s how some of the ladies feel when he gropes them! We really hope he doesn’t, though. We love the little perv!

Ugh! This was so fugly that we almost puked upon hearing it! Evidently WHORE-acious Erin and G’naughty G’nort were seen in a lip lock inside a ring. Be still our stomach! Yuck, yuck, yuck. Neither of these two should be allowed to procreate. WHORE-acious Erin would only manage on passing that awful sense of morality and G’naughty G’nort tends to have a dozen paternity suits pending at any one time.

DoD-er PJ was also in the Arena making the rounds! She was seen begging folks for money for some auction that she was hoping to win. She got both Sinfully Sexy Sartan and Venom Vinny to open their pocket books and hand over cash to her! We wonder what sort of sexual favors she promised them in return!!! Slutty, slutty girl!

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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You know what? Despite ourselves, we’re almost starting to like Rhy’s silliness! But don’t you dare tell anyone else that we told you that!!! Rhy was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night with some awfully bright purple hair and, while certainly a questionable fashion decision, she sure does seem to make Brandon happy!

Speaking of people who we didn’t like but are starting to grow on us, our sources spotted Johnny mixing drinks for folks out of the kindness of his heart! He made SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee a concoction which she certainly seemed to love! Who doesn’t love a man who can mix a mean drink??? In this city with as much drinking as the women do, it’s the equivalent of a man that can cook!

Now our sources SWEAR on everything holy as to the facts on the next little bit but…. well, wow. Evidently Kissing Bandit Alex laid quite the lip smack on Alain in the Outback Monday night which turned Lassie Cassie ABSOLUTELY red with rage!!! Lassie Cassie yanked Kissing Bandit Alex away and threw a punch outside the ring (…a big “no-no” in the dueling world). Then, believe it or not, DoD-er Charlie stepped in to SAVE Alex. We were absolutely positive that our sources had it wrong. After all, isn’t Charlie supposed to be the bad guy and Cassie the good guy??? And hasn’t Alain been seen spending time with Charlie, not Cassie??? We are just thoroughly confuzzled!!!

Later in the night, Cassie and Alain were seen headed upstairs in the Inn with The Gov Kitty. Man, The Gov’s sexual exploits need a blog of their very own.

In the Outback, Our DoD-er Evie was overheard claiming she was pregnant. Now we definitely don’t buy this one… or at least we’re praying that it’s not true. Can you imagine Our DoD-er Evie and Brale Brother Baker as parents??? We shudder at the thought!

Posted: October 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Here’s the shock of all shocks. Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off with Rhy demanding Lang tell her why he no longer wants her to be part of his life. We just don’t even know where to begin but we’ll give it a try….

OMG, Clingy Rhy!!! Please don’t make use feel sorry for Wannabe Man Whore Lang!!! We don’t want to!!! We will have to be dragged their kicking and screaming but you’ve got us by our gorgeous pink locks and are tugging us in that direction!!! Leave the poor man alone!!! The next time you want to go cry on his shoulder, take a deep breath and turn away. IT IS OVER!!!

HEIFER Jewell sure likes her pirates!!! Plunderin’ Pirate Miles continued his time on land by spending time in the Inn. We have to think that he could find better company than HER!!! For example, the loooovely Eless was tending bar!!! She actually appeared nearly healthy. Maybe she’ll catch her man after all!

Sianna and her main man Johnny were both spotted making the rounds Sunday night. We hear the couple is engaged after a delightfully short courtship which we’re sure will be followed by a delightfully short marriage and then a spectacular blow-up of a divorce. But we digress, Sianna was sporting a darling tri-color gold engagement ring with vines and leaves and a sparkling diamond in the blossom of a rose. They are soooo cute and soooo in love. Blah, blah, blah.

As for an engagement that’s been a bit longer in coming, we’re told that the DIVINE Storm and her YUMMY Ewan are getting married VERY sooooon! FABULOUS! It’s about time that Ewan took our advice and took that girl off the market! These two are fantastically HAWT together and will have the CUTEST kids!!! Hm. Maybe the DIVINE Storm is already pregnant??? How sinfully juicy would that be???

Much to the amusement of Annex goers, Nutty Rory, who was the caller on duty for Fight Night, certainly seemed to have a bee in her proverbial bonnet! She spent much of the night reminded HAWTIE Pirate Teagan not to kiss unsuspecting men (because if you remember correctly Teagan tried to kiss Rory’s husband Sartan) and actually laid into Anubis at one point for some unknown reason. Anubis and Rory verbally sparred for a couple minutes before the issue seemed to die an uneasy death. Those two certainly seem to have some history!!!

Wyh Not was seen in the Annex for the first time in aaaaages! It was certainly good to see her out and about. She got in a duel against Bran and had an informative discussion with him on the amount of knowledge that the Towers of Duel of Magic hold. She encouraged him to study the secrets that his Tower holds. Iiiiiinteresting!

DoD-er Charlie and YUMMY Alain were again seen in each other’s company in the Annex. He seemed to be sporting an injury and the pair of private investigators seemed to be having a pretty serious one-on-one conversation… again much to the dismay of their friends. Has Alain finally picked a woman out of his rotating bevy of beauties? Has Charlie given up on her TDL teammate returning home? Inquiring minds want to know, kids!!! We’re not huuuuge fans of DoD-er Charlie’s… but at least she’s no Lassie Cassie!

Uriko popped in towards the end of the night and was overheard telling G’naughty G’nort that it was her birthday. G’nort at least managed to stop hitting on her long enough to wish her a happy birthday… or perhaps that was a line to get into her pants as well. At least Uriko managed to escape the scene without being punched. We all know how G’nort likes to hit unsuspecting young women!!!

Anyway…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, URIKO!!!

Posted: October 3rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Typically we start our blogs with the drama that took place in the Red Dragon Inn as it tends to be the biggest source of juicy gossip. However, Monday night it was not the Inn but the Outback that seemed to be the epicenter of a serious DRAMA EARTHQUAKE!!!

In the midst of the cycle’s Panther’s Claw Tournament being overseen by SUUUUPER Des, some MAJOR break-up action went down. Evidently cute, peppy Sugar saw the Gossip GangSTAR’s latest blog which mentioned that her man Bad Boy Darren (and, man, has he earned that moniker now!) went up to the room of Cute Single Erin!!! Sugar was LIVID!!!

She stormed into the Outback and laid into Erin while her sister Spice begged her to stop. It seems that Sugar’s anger was wrecking havoc on the magical bond the twins share. Darren stood aside and watched shamefully as Sugar laid one heck of a curse on Erin and then a similar one on Bad Boy Darren. Both Cute Single Erin and Bad Boy Darren looked like they wanted to crawl under a rock and die!

In the middle of this, G’naughty G’nort (who was a participant in the tournament) decided to stick his big nose into the drama. He was overheard calling Sugar a “banshee”! WHATEVER!!! Spice didn’t take too kindly to the insults against her sister and under the influence of that magic, she hauled off and punched G’nort!!! GOOD FOR HER!!! Unfortunately, he decided to hit her back. WHAT A GIANT IDIOT! Thankfully, Mini Frank Cor (who evidently is still dating the dark-haired twin) stepped in to pull Spice away which seemed to help bring her back under control.

Needless to say Bad Boy Darren and Sweet Sugar are OVER!!! And this break-up supersedes even the MARVELOUSLY DRAMATIC fall-out of Bloody Psycho Sera and her Dameon. This gets an immediate spot in our countdown of BEST BREAK-UPS EVAR!!!

….no, the drama didn’t stop there either!

For some odd reason, Unwashed Pirate Stephen and HEIFER Jewell, who were there to watch the tournament but spent most of their time threatening to take their clothes off, got into it withG’naughty G’nort. G’nort was evidently making all sorts of friends. Stephen lunges at G’nort but somehow tackled Good Boy Cor instead. We LOVED to see HEIFER Jewell and G’naughty G’nort go toe-to-toe!!! The battle of RhyDin’s Biggest Ego Whore!

In the midst of it all, Snaggle-toothed Cassie sat and whined the tune of “Why can’t we all just get along?”

SUUUUPER Des was evidently too busy running around the Outback attempting to track down a thief to stop the out of ring antics. See, she really is a super hero! And the Outback’s Big Boss Man-tastic Matt also seemed uninterested in the drama. He was evidently too busy planning his new business with his equally Man-tastic new partner Sartan and avoiding looks of DEATH from his new wife FLAWLESS Koy… who is evidently NOT at all happy about her husband’s new business venture.

Speaking of Sartan, our sources have FINALLY confirmed to us that he is finally admitting that there is something wrong with his wife Rory. The exact details are vague but she has evidently suffered some sort of ailment and her condition is permanent. We hear that he has threatened violence against whomever spreads rumors of her, uh, disability. We’re not scared!!! Come and get it, big boy!!! We like it rough!!!

Our sources also have reported back to us that there was some sort of girl-on-girl action between Alex (the girl version) and Pirate-Girl Teagan!!! We, unfortunately, have no confirmation of this report and, even more sadly, no photographic evidence. Le sigh!

Oh, and there was dueling among all this chaos as well!!! G’naughty G’nort evidently stopped causing problems long enough to make it into the final round but he was stopped from taking the title by DoD-er Rena!!! And guess what??? DoD-er Rena’s man was STILL not present. What’s up with that???

Anyway, congratulations, Rena, for being able to concentrate on fighting in that mess!!!

Posted: September 28th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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