McPretty Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Saturday night but a couple regulars were spotted out and about. Harper and John started off the evening with what seemed to be an argument but it didn’t last long. When our sources spotted them a short time after the tense exchange, they seemed quite cozy. We hear he literally knocked a bottle of the table in his hurry to put his hands on her. We’re not so sure if this one is going to work out. John seems like a nice guy but we’re still not convinced he’s not a playboy.

Neo and Archmage McPretty Sivanna were seen in the Inn as well. They were chatting about his clothes returning to their normal color at the stroke of midnight. It’s a little rare for the pair to be seen in the Inn these days other than to pass through to one of the dueling venues but it seems that they were on a mission. They were joined by Alec and Kelathe but this was no double date. They searched out Aolani and then had a rather tense conversation with her. We’re starting to love this girl. It seems she’s just surrounded in drama. Neo seemed to get pretty pissed and Kelathe and Alec tried to convince him it was time to leave. Even Harris jumped in to try to talk some reason into Neo. Eventually, Neo stormed right out of the Inn. We hear that Sivanna was awfully angry at both Kelathe AND Neo. Iiiiinteresting!

We die. Crazy Train Tara was overheard trying to convince Lucky Lawyer Lucien to see a marriage counselor with her! OMG! How many of you would just LOVE to be a fly on the wall in that office??? L.L. Lucien told her that he could not because he had to go on a business trip. Not that he couldn’t because he didn’t love her, didn’t want to marry her, and didn’t want to shorten his lifespan by spending part of it with Tara but that he couldn’t because he had to go on a trip! What?!?! Tara told him that if he refused her again she’d have to duel him to the death. We hear that Lucien was unconcerned. Maybe he’s just grown deaf to having his life threatened by Tara.

Down in the Arena, Mini-Frank Cor was not the least bit happy that people kept making slave jokes about his girl, Delphi, who was present. Harris said that Anubis should let her have a new collar in a color that better represented spring and Teagan warned M-F Cor not to play with slaves because it’s just not worth it. He was promising them the moon to keep them from going on about it. Delphi didn’t say anything but was seen shooting nasty looks at Harris. Doesn’t she know that Harris is immune to nasty looks???

Maybe Harris is one step closer to having every man’s dream — sisters! He was seen spending quite a bit of time flirting it up with Kattria’s sister, Tristanie. We got word that the toad she was carrying around the night before was actually Rath’s dinner which she saved from… well, being dinner. The girls named it and then told Rath that he couldn’t eat anything with a name. Aww! Those two girls are actually growing on us. Enough so for us to warn them to STAY AWAY FROM HARRIS! You will never be the same again. Trust us on that one.

Roderick, the newest Talon of Redwin, was busy making friends Saturday night. He evidently pissed off Aya enough that she held a sword to his throat… outside the ring. You’ve got to be careful of those former/current baroness types. Their tempers are pretty unpredictable and they will cut you. We’re pretty sure none of them are all that emotionally stable. Evidently, Roderick eventually talked himself out of the situation and stuck to hitting on women — like Kalinda — who are actually interested in sleeping with him, not killing him.

There was a mini-DoD girl reunion. Our sources spotted Charlie chatting with FLAWLESS Koy at the bar late into the night. FLAWLESS Koy has been looking not so flawless these days. There’s quite a few rumors swirling about both the stability of her mental state and the health of her marriage. We have to wonder if Charlie has resurfaced because of these rumors. We have to hope that having a DoD girl in town helps Koy out some because things do NOT seem to be going well for her at all these days. And maybe it did because Koy was actually seen smiling and laughing when her husband, MAN-tastic Matt, showed up shortly after.

Edited: April 5th, 2010

Results Are In Monday!

It seems Aja’s made fast work of finding a new man! We’re pretty darn sure that she came to town single but she certainly doesn’t seem single these days! She’s been seen a couple times in the presence of a man named Nikki and it seems that they’re getting awfully close awfully quickly. We sure hope she takes it nice and slow because she’s already been burned at least once! You women have got to take the time to get to know these guys!!!

We hear that White Knight Julian was schooling some of the Inn patrons on dueling history! We had no idea he was so knowledgeable. He becomes hotter and hotter to us EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. In fact, he seemed to know much more about the sport than one of it’s new converts, Kid Not-Doc Anya. She’s certainly getting herself a nice sized ego after some initial success in the rings. We’re starting to hope that one of the Arena or Outback’s old bad ass women (you know the type that would stomp another woman in the face and then laugh at her) show up just to bring her down a peg!!! We’re really missing those trash-talking men and women of old!

Jokin’ Jochin might be a pretty face but he sure as heck ain’t the brightest bulb! When Crazy Train Tara asked his help in searching for an invisible man, he asked what the man looked like….. uh, INVISIBLE!!!! OMG! These two give us a migrane! She introduced J. Jochin to both her “daddies” — Head DeAuster Lucius and Lucky Lawyer Lucien. The two of them should get together and collectively decide to lock her in a well-secured basement until they can figure out some way to make her behave!

Some of RhyDin’s finest passed through the doors of the Outback to congratulate the Gov MAN-tastic Matt on his second term, including Neo, Aja, and Kid Not-Doc Anya! But it was Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell who was the first to pay her respects…. and she was AGAIN overheard saying that the Dread Pirate Stephen left her. In fact, she’s claiming he was attacked by sirens and that she hasn’t heard a word from him since! Iiiiinteresting! We’re shocked that these two haven’t seen each other since D.P. Stephen’s return to RhyDin. In fact, it seemed that she didn’t even know he was alive until Kid Not-Doc Anya mentioned seeing him in the Arena talking to Crazy Train Tara several days before.

Ooooh! C.T. Tara didn’t even bother telling L.M.A.M. Jewell??? Now THERE’S something to fight about!

Unfortunately, L.M.A.M. Jewell didn’t allow her anger to fester (…but give it time, it will and we’ll love the EXPLOSION) and instead buried herself in the warm embrace of Ms. Wyh Not who was also present and accounted for in the Outback to congratulate the governor on his reelection. We HEART her despite all the time she spends with L.M.A.M. Jewell!

There was almost a DoD reunion as the members filtered in to give Matt his due and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy could not be any happier! DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er The Original Sassy Pants Eve, and DoD-er Real Estate Mogul Rena all passed through the Outback’s doors and congratulated their sister in decadence’s husband on his second term! The only one missing was our beloved DoD-er PJ!!! Oh, how we miss the gossip she created!

Edited: April 13th, 2009

An Orange Monday!

Psycho Skid seems to have found an excellent friend in Crazy Train Tara! They have the same mental maturity so it all works out real well! The pair seemed to be fretting over a bad fake tan that C.T. Tara had come by. Heh! We love a good ATTACK OF THE ORANGE PEOPLE! We hear that C.T. Tara was supposed to go on a DATE with Venom Vinny…. but he stood her up! That boy’s got some major ones. You don’t stand up crazy girls and expect to keep your manhood. He claims that it was merely a misunderstanding over the time of the date… but we’re not buying it!

The studious Jolyon was chatting with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke while Ballerina Katarina sat unattended! What a shame! Those men should no better than to leave a pretty girl sitting alone…. especially when Brale Brother Baker is in the room! It seems that the men were arranging for Jolyon to interview L.B.B. Locke’s mother in Jolyon’s never ending quest to learn more about the myriad of cultures that inhabit this city.

Lupton was spotted by our sources getting in a couple rounds in the Outback. He seemed a bit quiet and understated…. so we’re sure he’s up to something nefarious! We can’t wait to see what it might be!

DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had a reunion of sorts in the Outback. The girl talk was distracted when Taneth came by to talk of her new “sweetheart”. WHAT?!?! Somebody’s letting Taneth date??? Isn’t there anybody out there screening who this girl comes in contact with. It’s at least good to see Taneth upbeat and peppy! She’s the light of our life!!!!

Edited: September 30th, 2008

Rollie Pollie Sunday!

Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Edited: May 24th, 2008

Role Model Saturday!

We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it’s anything serious between the pair. However, we don’t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man’s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase “dinner date” actually came up! We don’t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other…. and once Chase has him, she’ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn’t taken so he won’t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she’ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We’re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN!!! Isn’t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug… as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he’s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???

Edited: May 1st, 2008