Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it’s anything serious between the pair. However, we don’t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man’s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase “dinner date” actually came up! We don’t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other…. and once Chase has him, she’ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn’t taken so he won’t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she’ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We’re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN!!! Isn’t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug… as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he’s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???

Posted: May 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that the minstrel Soerl was seen keeping company with the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! What a delightful trio that must have been. The conversation was light-hearted and we’re told that Ewan was in quite the mischievous mood. They didn’t stick around long, however. Perhaps Ewan was looking to go work off some of that naughty energy with his pregnant wife! They say second trimester sex is diiiiivine!

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar speaking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er Rena. Evidently he told the ladies that he is back on the market!!! Oh la la! We’re sure the women of RhyDin are beside themselves! You know how those impressionable young ladies like a bit of danger in their man. DoD-ers Charlie and Rena seemed more interested in their drinks but Krazy Kitty seemed awfully surprised by the news! Awesome Alain made it quite clear that he did not wish to discuss dirty details, though. Doesn’t he know that dirty details is exactly what we LOVE???

Later into the night Krazy Kitty was seen hanging out with her Tass and the stunning Alysia, discussing Tass and his seemingly cool as a cucumber personality. We just bet that underneath that stony exterior is a T.I.G.E.R!!! To keep Krazy Kitty entertained in bed, you know he’s just got to be WILD!

Hina was in a TIZZY late Friday night! It seems that her brother Playboy Demon Damien called off his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade. We are soooo NOT surprised! Playboy Demon Damien’s just been looking for an excuse to do just that. Hina was quite angry with him and yelled at him pretty fiercely but was distracted by her yelling by the appearance of her best friend, Bree, who had been away for the past several weeks.

Shylah was overhead asking DoD-er Rena who the man she’s been seen with lately is. We assume that she means Boy Toy Aaron who has gotten quite close with Rena over the past month. Rena identified him as her “roommate”. BUUUUURN! Is it just us or do you also think that Boy Toy Aaron would be a bit upset to find that DoD-er Rena just considers him a “roommate”!

Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort and his SLUTTACIOUS wife Kaja were seen in the Inn’s basement Arena getting in a few duels Friday night. The pair were engaged in their typical over the top PDA routine. Seriously, after being married for a couple years you’d think they’d be able to go without snogging in public for more than ten seconds!!! Perhaps they are in a constant state of newleyweddedness because Kaja seems to be out of town on “work” QUITE a bit. We swear that girl’s living some sort of secret double life. We bet she has another husband, a house full of kids, and a job as a librarian in some other city!!!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons.  She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We can’t say we’re shocked that Cowboy Jake had some choice words with G’naughty G’nort over the rumored relationship that the gubernatorial candidate has had with Cowboy Jake’s girlfriend Big Britches Erin in the Red Dragon Inn on Thursday night. We are, however, surprised that it didn’t come to blows!!! It seems that Cowboy Jake naively believes his girlfriend’s story that nothing happened. That didn’t keep him from blowing up at G’nort in the middle of the Inn in front of a table full of ladies that included Big Britches Erin, Luscious Lydia, DoD-er Charlie, and DoD-er Rena! Our sources tell us that DoD-er Charlie had choice words in return for Cowboy Jake and that Luscious Lydia appeared to just want to crawl under the table to escape! We’re told that the confrontation ended with Cowboy Jake storming out and Big Britches Erin running out after him!
CHARITY Jewell sure has been keeping a low profile the last couple days. She’s been seen around but hasn’t been up to any of her usual theatrics. She was overheard telling Hawk and Icer that she’s very concerned for Wyh Not. There’s some concerns among her friends that Duel of Magic’s Keeper of Water might be in some sort of trouble!!! It seems that Jewell in particular has some growing inkling that something is very very wrong!!! We sure hope Wyh Not is okay!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade was a bit upset to find out that Hina is Damien’s sister. It seems that’s bad news because both Hina and Jade are somehow related to Icer so TRASH-tastic Jade was distraught because that would mean she would somehow be related to Damien. The craziness that is RhyDin! Hopefully, this will be enough for TRASH-tastic Jade to cut ties with her new playboy of a boyfriend!

Much, much later into the evening, that very same playboy demon was seen keeping company with not one BUT two beautiful women!!! Of the two, it seems it was dark-haired mysterious Atalanta that caught his eye!!! And really who could blame a man for that! He was seen kissing her ear and whispering sweet nothings into it!!! The two certainly appeared HAWT and HEAVY!!! What a little devil! We’re dying to know what TRASH-tastic Jade thinks of this. We don’t peg her for the open relationship type.

On the opposite end of the boyfriend spectrum, the always faithful Johnny was spotted behind the bar!!! He sure knows he has a good thing and works hard to keep it! Despite all the pretty women lingering around (and doesn’t there always seem to be a lot of them when he or Tucker are behind the bar?), Johnny only had eyes for his bride-to-be, Sianna, who showed up for a bit. We were unsure of these two at first but they really seem to be sticking in there!

It seems Speedster Nova got himself into a bit of hot water Thursday night in the Inn’s basement Arena by checking out HAWT New Girl Alyson after she’d passed out after a match!!! It seems that Alyson was in no medical danger but Chase didn’t take too kindly to Nova checking out his new girl!

Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy was seen chatting up with her former (current???) lover SMOKIN’ Sartan AGAIN Thursday night!!! In fact, Jaycy was overheard asking Sartan if he’d told his wife yet!!! OMG!!! Will Sartan really be asking his pregnant wife for a divorce?!?! That’s so very wrong!

Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Damien has no shame!!! Has he always been such a playboy or is this some sort of sudden change?!?! He was seen in the early evening hours of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn flirting up Miss Terror of RhyDin herself Renna. The exchange did not appear to be the least bit serious but the pair were throwing down sexual challenges and daring the other to step up to the plate!!! HOT! We’re really starting to be amused by him!

The Inn remained quite quiet all evening. However, our sources did report back that the lovely Eless was behind the bar for several hours and had a sweet chat with Sylvia. It seems that Sylvia’s two and a half year old son is already quite the flirt!!! It also seems that he has quite the little crush on Eless!!! Well, who can blame him?!?! What great taste that little boy has!

Eless seemed quite thrilled to see Bad Boy Darren…. which surprised us until our sources revealed that she was just looking for information on Bad Boy Darren’s little blonde Sugar! Not much has been seen of the sweet little blonde since she moved in with Darren but according to Darren things are still going quite well between the two of them!!! Perhaps staying away from the drama and temptations of the Inn is just what they both needed!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, our sources finally overheard who knocked DoD-er PJ up! She evidently told G’naughty G’nort that the father of this current pregnancy is the same as the father of her son — Gavin!!! If you remember correctly, Gavin is also the brother of DoD-er Charlie and he certainly seems to have a checkered reputation among the DoD girls, including PJ! Knock us over with a feather!!!

Speaking of the next PJ, out of control teen Alex has been spotted doing numerous things that her sister would probably disapprove of since AJ left on her honeymoon. The latest??? She was seen hanging out in the Arena!!! We have a feeling that AJ would NOT be happy to hear that her underage sis was hanging out with those unsavory types surrounded by alcohol and sharp, pointy objects!

We hear that Hodge and Nova were hanging out late together after duels shut down. Is Nova moving in on one of his best friend’s girls?!?! Awesome!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Team Dueling League’s best of the best faced off as the Amethyst Division all-stars took on the Sapphire Division all-stars! The winning division earned home field advantage (the right to make their opponent throw out the first match-up) in the TDL Finals at the end of the year!

Among calls that they are the weaker division despite having the number one team in the league in their midst, the Amethyst All-star team was looking to come to the match hard. They were captained by WRC’s Tony Graziano who was assisted by DTM’s Big Britches Erin. For their captain selections, Tony picked his sister-in-law Ria while Erin choose DTM’s rising star Joex. KGM’s Roland, DTM’s Erin, WRC’s Maria, WRC’s Chris, and WRC’s Bode were all voted onto the team. WRC’s Tony, DTM’s Teagan, ATR’s Topaz, KGM’s Kelten, and MRC’s Kyra also earned seats on the team for having the highest MPDPD’s for their respective teams of the remaining duelists.

The Sapphire Division also fielded strong talent with PWF’s Jack captaining and CDR’s G’naughty G’nort as his assistant. PWF’s Jack used his captain selection for PWF’s Boof while CDR’s G’anughty G’nort used his on CDR’s DoD-er Charlie. TMF’s Sartan, PWF’s Tex, CDR’s Grayson, TTW’s Esper, and CDR’s Tareth were all voted onto the team. While CDR’s Daryl, PWF’s Herbert, TMF’s Little Black Book Jaycy, COM’s Lionhood Rakeesh, and TTW’s Anushka earned seats on the team for having the highest MPDPD’s for their respective teams of the remaining duelists.

Congratulations to all the All-stars for making the team!

However, the real prize is taking home field advantage back for your division! Amethyst scored an early win in their bucket as Overlord Roland took down his good friend Smokin’ Sartan but Kelten was no match for Rakeesh’s super lionhood! With things all even, Big Britches Erin choose to face off against DoD-er Charlie. While the pair have been close friends in the past, things were not hunk dory Thursday night. Although much of their conversation was lost among the din of the crowd, the ladies had words through out the fifteen rounds of the match. Charlie finally gained the win to put another nail in Amethyst’s coffin.

Charlie wasn’t the only DoD-er present! Badsider Brew spokesbabe DoD-er PJ also came out of hiding (under whatever rock she passed out under last) to flirt with whatever hunk of man meat was looking her way! After Amethyst snagged a win with Joex defeating Tex, DoD-er PJ went into action to care for the hunky cowboy. Let’s just say that there were no complaints on Tex’s end!!!

Speaking of hunky, Esper had way too much to be stopped by Ria which evened things up again. Yet, Tareth took a solid victory over Pirate Babe/Talon of Redwin Teagan to push things back in Sapphire’s favor!!! Tareth didn’t linger long in the ring. He and DoD-er Charlie were practically inseperable the entire night! It seems that things are still going HAWT and HEAVY there!!!

After some choice remarks that Smokin’ Sartan made bout Chris Graziano’s sister and wife, Chris was quite thrown off his game. He dropped the last duel to Boof which secured Sapphire’s easy victory over Amethyst. We, however, wouldn’t be too smug if we were Sartan. Chris doesn’t seem to be the type of person that lets things go that easy!!! With both of their respective teams fighting for a place in the TDL Finals, this grudge might not die here!!! Chris was consoled by his BFF RAT-tastic Napoleon… and who wouldn’t just love to be hugged on by an oversized, candy-eating rat?

Congratulations to the Sapphire Division!!!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Damien seems to be getting threats from all ends since hooking up with TRASH-tastic Jade. Her friends are certainly an over protective lot!!! Last night, Damien was seen at the bar having an awkward chat with Lana that included threats about what would happen should he hurt Jade. We contend that considering Jade’s passed dating history, Damien is in much more danger than Jade!!! Maaaan-eater!

We hear AJ and her man Phillipe were surprised and a bit worried to hear about AJ’s sister’s antics the day before. They didn’t seem quite sure what to think of the rumors that Alex and Newt had been making out in the Inn!!! We know what to think! Alex is delicious underage trooooouble!

The SMOKING Eva was seen at the bar chatting with her rumored boyfriend Tucker who was tending bar last night. According to our sources the sexy hot pair were discussing neighborhoods and Eva had the classifieds in hand open to the real estate section!!! Could these two finally be making their relationship official??? Is there a move in their future???

Wow! Maybe we were wrong about Bad Boy Wil not turning over a new leaf! He was overheard last night complaining that Eless had made him give up smoking! That girl must have some kind of magic between the sheets to make Bad Boy Wil give up his smokes!!! Can you say whipped??? Miss Mercy congratulated the pair on their engagement and was overheard asking about a date. It seems that they haven’t yet nailed one down but they’re working on it. Why does this one scream “elopement” to us???

Robert was seen passing out buttons and campaigning for governor in the Inn Thursday night! His inane, but hilarious, campaign slogans didn’t seem to thrill the crowd which included newlyweds, Storm and Ewan. We’re guessing we won’t be seeing them wearing those buttons any time soon!!! CHARITY Jewell and her husband Stephen watched on in what can only be described as disbelief. We wonder if Jewell has ever wanted to crawl under a rock more in her life!!! She was practically begging her husband to keep his brother quiet! We suppose it’s hard trying to become one of the city’s cultured elite when your brother-in-law is Robert Kidd!!! Poor poor Jewell!

The duels are usually pretty quiet in the winter months but there was some action in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night where the legendary former Overlord Xenograg was calling duels! The up and coming star Joex was seen in and out of the rings all night. He’s really trying to power his way through the ranks.

Speaking of someone who powered their way through the ranks, Erin was spotted outside the ring having a very uncomfortable discussion with DoD-er Charlie. Both ladies have been keeping a low profile as of late and while we don’t know the explanation for Charlie’s absence, our sources have discovered that Erin has been busy caring for her boyfriend Jake who is currently suffering some sort of serious illness. As for the uncomfortable discussion, it seems to stem from Erin’s desire to permanently move in with Jake!!! We’re dying to hear more!

Robert wasn’t the only one that spent Thursday night campaigning! G’naughty G’nort was heard throwing out some campaign slogans in the Arena as well and MAN-tastic Matt, who spent most of the evening talking business with SMOKING Sartan, was quick to rebut that those gathered should vote for him rather than G’naughty G’nort! What we wouldn’t give to see a debate between Robert, G’nort, and Matt!

Posted: January 4th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “I’d tell you to keep it in your pants… if you wore pants.” PJ to Imp after finding out that the little sex deviant has a brood of twenty-eight.

- “If there were no standards and no fact-checking, surely the government wouldn’t let him publish, right?” Anastas about our blog! Ha! We’d love to see The Gov Kitty TRY to stop us! We’re THE VOICE of the PEOPLE!

- “I’ve only been married three times, twice to the same woman/whale.” Classy, G’naughty G’nort. Very very classy.

- “There are duels tonight? Is there ever a night someone is not trying to bash someone’s brains in?” Potter Piper has evidently not figured out this is RhyDin! Of course, there’s never a night someone is not trying to bas someone else’s brains in!

- “Come on, Peej. We’re getting drunk. If you fight an orc, you’ll just end up smelling like one.” DoD-er Charlie to DoD-er PJ. These are two CLASSY broads!

- “You know, if we had a winter carnival, they could be climbing walls.” So said the witty Sylvia also in regards to the orcs.

- “Sid is somewhere around ‘Old as Dirt’ and ‘Why aren’t you dead yet?’” Only The Gov Kitty would have the nerve to talk about Den Mama Sid like that!

- “I’ll call you Fred Flintstone.. You make my Bedrock.” One of Sugar’s all-time best pick-up lines!

- “That sounds like too much work. I’ll go with what I’ve got.” When G’naughty G’nort told Speedster Nova to work on his people skills.

- “Governor, G? Would that make you the third horseman after Roland being Overlord and Harris marrying Stick? I think you would be pestilence. Harris would be castration. And Roland would be … what’s that other horseman? Geppo?” Nova upon learning that G’naughty G’nort is a gubernatorial candidate.

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Overheard.
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