Hot Single Dad Alert Wednesday!

How unsurprised are we by this??? Scully came into the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night while Playboy Shane was chatting with some chick and Avery and made a complete fool of herself. We hear that she shouted his name, ran over to him, and started kissing on him. This girl just can’t STAND her man talking to other girls. We’re actually embarrassed for Playboy Shane. She might as well just pee on him to mark her territory. How far you have fallen, man. How far you have fallen.

Thankfully, the ridiculous girlfriend didn’t stay long which gave Playboy Shane a chance to catch up with someone we’d really like to see him date — PAARTY Girl Chase! Oh, come on! They’d be perfect together. Can you imagine the bar tab the two of them could put together? It seems from the conversation that our sources overheard P.G. Chase and Brandon are living together. Iiiinteresting. We don’t exactly see Brandon as the type to live with a girl for very long before he marries her. He’s got some pretty good morals at the heart of him we think but P.G. Chase is so not the marrying type. We’re interested to see how that works out!

The city’s HOTTEST single dad was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night! No lie! Oh, how we’ve missed us some Bane! He was seen chatting with a couple Grazianos and Kheldar. Now if you followed our blog about two years ago you’ll know that for a while there was a very real sort of energy between Myria Graziano and Bane! In fact, our sources were pretty sure that they were dating for a while before Bane moved on to another chick which did NOT make Myria very happy. It seems that two years have not calmed her anger because she was pretty rough on Bane. Ouch. Poor guy!

Edited: February 11th, 2010

Biggest, Baddest Sunday!

We hear that Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were once again spotted together at the bar having a quiet discussion and were seen leaving together. He has seemed to be on his best behavior as of late and our sources have even described him as “attentive” to Elite Eleanor. We have to start wondering. Could that woman really turn one of the Inn’s biggest bad boys around??? That would be a feat to write home about!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was behind the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night helping Head of the Fam Johnny out as he tended. Things got quite dramatic when some teenage boy came in and upset Lirssa to the point that she was crying! And yelling at him! So not like Lil’ Bit Lirssa AT. ALL. We hear that H.O.T.F. Johnny had to hold L.B. Lirssa back and Mama Hen Sianna along with Kendall tried to stop the boy. He evidently put up one heck of a fight and left both ladies bruised before disappearing. Awful Ali and the Many Faces of Fio showed up just in time to console L.B. Lirssa who seemed quite shaken by the entire incident. Wow.

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen looking fabulous with the lovely Potter Piper! Yep, you saw that right! Potter Piper was in public! We hear that she’s been quite busy with her work and her friends have given her quite the hard time about being more social so we shall as well now. WE MISS YOU, POTTER PIPER!!! Oddly enough, one of Potter’s best friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was not with the duo. In fact, our sources say it’s been about a week since they’ve seen her in public. We sure hope she’s okay! We do hear that Potter Piper was quite interested to hear about R.E.M. Rena’s new man, Rico. Don’t you think that Potter Piper is going to totally dig Rico???

Some things never change! And one of those is PAAAARTY Girl Chase! She may occasionally switch out her drinking buddies. These days it seems that some chick named Scully is doing the honors. Yet, P.G. Chase remains the hard drinking, low brow humor loving girl that we’ve all come to know and feel sorry for. She hung out with her friend, Scully, and Scully’s man, Playboy Shane. He had just broken up with a girl when we went on hiatus and we hear that he’s already living with this one! Evidently the idea of ‘taking it slow’ has never crossed his mind.

Grumbling Grem sighting! Seriously! We’re not even playing! And it seems that he and Mad Cow Kazzy are still going just as strong as ever. They were seen all lovey dovey in the Inn laaaaate into the night. We hear that he’s been kept pretty busy with work but luckily for his work habits he has the most easily distracted girlfriend in the entire world. By the way, M.C. Kazzy was twirling a purple sparkly baton Sunday night. No idea why. The girl is completely bonkers but in an entirely amusing sort of way!

Down in the Inn’s basement Annex, a crowd gathered for not only the Fight Night duels but also a challenge match for the Old Temple Barony! Old Man Tass pressed challenge against the Loyal Baron Xanth but nobody was going to let it be that easy. The Overlord Anubis who stood as his baron’s second interceded on behalf of the baron which O.M. Tass found a bit surprising. We’re not so sure why he thought the Overlord wouldn’t test him. Could another Warlord have made a deal with him??? Either way, Anubis wasn’t backing down so the renegade Baron Lil’ Black Book Jaycy stepped in to champion O.M. Tass. After a looooong duel, L.B.B. Jaycy was defeated and O.M. Tass had to step in. He was able to defeat Anubis but maybe the match wore his old legs out because when he finally got in the ring with the Baron, he didn’t seem to have much left. Xanth easily beat him and earned the right to hold on to his ring.

Congratulations, Baron Xanth!

There were quite a few people on hand to watch the match! The Our Darling Twin Taneths were present and sporting cute little cheerleader outfits complete with pompoms in order to support O.M. Tass. For some reason we’re really just not at all surprised by the many Taneths. All the more cuteness in our book! The Taneths were overheard trying to convince Joex that he should let them find him a ’sweetheart’. OMG! That would be awesome. We’re all about Joex getting a girl!

Rumor has it that Merchant Antonio found his way into the Arena Sunday night. We still think that he’s being drugged. No way does a conservative, macho guy like Merchant Antonio like the fact that his wife-to-be Kid Doc Anya is not only banging another guy but plans to marry another guy on the same day she’s marrying him. This is really the most bizarre thing ever. We still think he’s going to wise up and end this before the wedding date. He’s not even hanging out with his old friends anymore! There are so many alarm bells going off over this one! We’re just shocked and dismayed it’s continued this long!

We hear that Merchant Antonio did talk to some of his friends a little while K.D. Anya hung off her newest man, Darien, who evidently was whispering sweet nothings in her ear even while M. Antonio was nearby. Yuck. Anyway, M. Antonio did get an opportunity to briefly catch up with Ms. Wyh Not as she called the Fight Night duels and she even introduced him to her lovely friend, Roran.

Deliciously Sinful Sin seemed to think it was a good idea to give Rowdy Rekah a Badsider. Yeah, you read that right. We hear she got a weeee bit tipsy! We’ve got a feeling that Awful Ali and D.S. Sin are going to have words about this. We only hope that we get to be in the room when they do!

Edited: December 21st, 2009

Smutty Wednesday!

We totally have to agree with Intern Pain in the Ass! Ballerina Katarina is insanely HAWT! And we’re absolutely sure that her new, grown-up look has to be credited to her fashion designer boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke! The pair were seen Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn and the RhyDin Theatre and Opera House’s star was ROCKING a cream dress with a delicate orange blossom print! Her and L.B.B. Locke were inseparable!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Drooooling Tuesday!

We hear that there was a Stitch spotting Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He was seen chatting with the fabulous Maeve and asking her if her man Ethan has been behaving himself. We heard that Maeve was quick to say that he was indeed and that she seemed quite taken by him. We almost wish that he wasn’t. Wouldn’t it be FANTASTIC to see Stitch go all over protective big brother on Ethan’s ass!!! We do have to admit that we are awfully glad that he’s making Maeve happy.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s husband (yeah, we still can’t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase’s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade “left him”. He wasn’t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Edited: May 25th, 2009

Girlfriend’s Back Tuesday!

Maybe Devon should stop worrying quite so much about his own relationship and instead take a look at how close that young, hot doctor is getting with his very own sister!!! That AJ seems to have no self-control when it comes from the Young Doctor Stas. The pair were seen doing some hardcore macking on one another right in the middle of the Inn Tuesday night. We don’t trust this hotshot doctor as far as we can throw him! He’s a player if we ever saw one! This is a total recipe for heartbreak!

Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were again seen chatting Tuesday night. BLUE Mish is going to HAVE to do something drastic if he wants to keep that girl! She certainly seems to be keeping her options open and she certainly likes a wide variety of men. B.B. Reap is NOTHING like B. Mish and neither of them are ANYTHING like The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker! Perhaps we’re a weeeeee bit biased but we would certainly like to see her end up in T.W.H.T. Tucker’s massive arms!

You’ll never guess who we spotted! We hear that PAARTY GIRL Chase was seen chatting laaaate into the night with Tara. Iiiinteresting. Her man, Reality Check Brandon, has been running around as if he was a single bachelor with Playboy Shane for almost a month now! He’s still claiming to be with P.G. Chase but they certainly seem to be growing apart. We’ll have to see how this whole thing plays out!

Edited: May 16th, 2009