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OMG x 3 Tuesday!

Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

Married on a Tuesday!

Luscious Lydia was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night looking prepared for the Talon of Redwin Tournament later that night! She looked almost fierce in her pale blue dress complete with a fighting staff and leather armor, including bracers and shin guards. Grem seemed a bit confused when he spotted her. We wonder if he’d even recognize the tough Lydia that’s been getting her groove on in the dueling rings as of late! She didn’t stick around long.

Shortly after arriving, she was seen slipping down the stairs with Warrior Princess Trinala who was also entered in the tournament. W.P. Trinala got a good luck kiss from her man, Silas, but it seems that he just wasn’t comfortable enough with the idea of watching his girlfriend bleed to accompany her. We don’t blame him! That’s got to be unsettling!

Grem certainly keeps company with a rotating bevel of beauties! Yet, he never seems all that interested in any one of them. He was seen hanging out with PAARTY Girl Atalanta Tuesday night. The pair chatted quietly and Atalanta was overheard saying that she likes whiskey. Oh, wow! WHAT A SHOCKER!!!! Didn’t we all figure out just how much she and Chase like alcohol MONTHS ago??? We’re sure that doesn’t comes as a surprise to anyone.

Jolyon is a bit of an odd bird, no? Interesting but odd. He was seen chatting with Mrs. DIVINE Storm and the lovely Sylvia at a table. It seems that the archaeologist is focusing his studies in RhyDin on the children born here. What a crazy topic that must be to study! Can you even imagine having to spend time with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell’s children for any length of time??? We think Jolyon should stick with his winery business and leave the child management to the more insane among us!

It’s been a while since Peredhil was seen in the Inn but he was indeed Tuesday night! He sat and had a drink with an antsy male friend who seemed more interested in getting out of there rather than enjoying his drink. Peredhil wouldn’t be rushed, though. We wonder exactly who he was hoping to run into. Could it be Piper? Maybe one of the Smith girls? His friend wasn’t nearly as restless once Miss Mercy joined their table. We think that Peredhil’s friend may have had a bit of a crush!

We may have gotten our answer as to whom Peredhil may have been hoping to run into later into the evening! He was seen in a booth having a pretty intimate conversation with the lovely Juliane! Could it be that he waited until Johnny was out of town on his honeymoon to make a move on his sister?!?! How FANTASTIC would that be!!! Alas, we cannot break that major news. The pair talked quietly into the night with no real signs of what the discussion might have been about. Major bummer!

So evidently Crazy Train Tara got a wedding proposition last night…. and it wasn’t from Mini-Franker Cor. Evidently, some servant of a prince proposed to Tara on behalf of the prince. WHAT?!?! Are you confused yet? We surely are! The GIGANTIC ruby she was offered as a sign of this engagement was evidently “drawn from the beating heart of the Fae-Queen”. Uh…. how romantic. Reduced to tears, Crazy Train Tara accepted the insane proposal! Daniel was also at the bar, throwing back drinks and being thoroughly amused by the proposal. He makes being naughty look soooo fine! His father, Lucius, was NOT nearly as amused when C.T. Tara introduced him to her hubby-to-be, a Prince Vasaris. Our sources feared blood shed for a split second but none came and the prince’s servant married the pair on the spot!!! And, that is that, Crazy Train Tara is married for a fiftieth time! We wonder how Mini-Franker Cor and Anubis feel about that!

Beltane - Day Two!

After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

The Wedding of Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith

…So we know what you’re all wondering — were we able to sneak a source into the highly anticipated wedding between Sianna Fraiser and Johnny Smith??? Abso-freaking-lutely! And, let us tell you, it was all that we’ve been waiting for AND MORE! The road to the Southern Glen where the ceremony was held was scattered with lanterns on shepherd’s hooks and tied to each post was a cluster of white flowers tied together with a blue ribbon. That coupled with the fairy lights scattered throughout the trees created such a stunning look!

The guests were some of RhyDin’s most upstanding and interesting citizens!

Brian and Jenai Ravenlock were both there and, man, did they look spiffy! Brian was cleanly shaven in a fashionably suit while his wife looked absolutely stunning in a silk lilac dress! It’s almost unreal how good she looks having given birth to twins so recently. Way to go, Jenai!

The DIVINE Mrs Storm arrived in carriage with her husband Yummy Ewan looking like the absolutely adorable pregnant woman we knew she would be! She was dressed in a floral, ankle-length dress that accented her growing belly. Yummy Ewan also had his mother with them. We should have guessed him to be a mama’s boy! Not that there’s anything wrong with that! We’re definitely a mama’s boy! The trio was joined by the always stunning Sylvia who is rumored to be having a relationship with a Fraiser of her own in Sianna’s brother, Hudson!

Even PAARTY Girl Chase appeared quite…. lovely and demure! We’re not sure what was wrong with her. In fact, she may have even been (dare we say it?) SOBER! She looked quite lovely in a white flowing skirt paired with a fitted white jacket. Fashionable and slightly edgy enough to pull off wearing white to a wedding while still appearing appropriate. Good for her! Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day, right?

We mentioned just how gorgeous S’jira looked when she was leaving the Inn for the wedding in an earlier blog. Well, she looked no less stunning when Head Pussy Panther escorted her to her seat! Head Pussy Panther needs to put the wedding rumors to rest and FINALLY pop the question to that beauty! Can you only imagine what a stunning bride she’ll make???

Smoooooth Cowboy Jake left his usual denim-clad fillies at home and instead was seen in the company of DoD-er Rena. Even DoD-er Rena managed to scrap her usual duds for a stunning sleeveless red dress! She should definitely wear that color more often. It made her skin glow fantastically. It’s too bad Boy Toy Aaron couldn’t make it! He really missed out. Shylah and Guthorm were also present! We hear that the Norse beauty gave the man quite the stern look for trying to sneak in a bit on the late side.

Are we the only ones that find Lil’ Boy Blue Locke just tooooo suave for words! We have a feeling that PAARTY Girl Atalanta may agree! In an the elegance of a simple black tuxedo, Locke escorted the lovely Atalanta to the event. His effortless style seems to be rubbing off on her! The party dress she had on was utterly amazing! We MUST know the designer. It was a fun, flouncy knee length white number with a black floral pattern and cinched to accent her envy-inducing waist with a black ribbon. Very stylish couple indeed!

We are absolutely dying to know who that man was whom Wyh Not entered with! She looked delicious in a simple yet elegant strapless royal blue gown overlaid with silver snowflake sprinkled chiffon. Edible! He was quite the hunk himself. We gathered that his name is Ciaran and he is quite the suave looking bachelor! We do hope that Wyh Not has found herself a delectable little boy toy! She so deserves it!

What is it about men in kilts that causes a woman’s heart to skip a beat? Peredhil and Johnny certainly didn’t disappoint in that respect! The pair looked downright dashing in their jackets and kilts as they waited the ladies. We hear that Johnny only had eyes for the end of the aisle, looking for his bride! How sweet!

Juliane and Ballerina Katarina served as lovely bridesmaids in dresses of a soft blue that definitely emphasized the women’s lovely physiques. We hear that a smile appeared on Jolyon’s face as he caught sight of the women. Yet, as usual, we are at a total loss as to which woman caught his fancy! Jolyon, Peredhil, and the Smith girls shall be the death of us!

Johnny’s face nearly broke in two with the stunning smile that erupted on his face as he spied his lovely bride, Sianna, on Hudson’s arm walking down the center aisle. We hear that she was sung a beautiful song about their love as she glided towards the altar! Her dress was utterly AMAZING! The fitted dress of a pure white lace clung to her bust before bursting forward in a lovely flow of silk at her knees. A demure half veil covered her face just enough to entice without being over powering and distracting. Very simple, very becoming.

Before family, friends, and a preacher, the pair exchanged some lovingly worded vows before the party departed. We hear that the reception was held the following morning in the Glen which had been transformed again in a vibrant celebration of spring! The same group of close family and friends gathered to toast the happy couple and wish them the best!

….which is a hope that we share! Congratulations, Sianna and Johnny! It’s been a long time coming and we are so happy for you both!

SPOTTED Monday!

We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Fit The Bill Sunday!

Oh nooooz! There’s not just ONE girl following The Other Woman Lain around but there’s TWO!!! We hear that she was seen in the company of two young teens — Monica and a girl named Kazzy — Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! They’re even starting to talk like her. Oh, the humanity! They talked fashion and men and all those other things that Lain shouldn’t be dispensing advice out on. Not that we don’t love her! We do! But, come on! Even she has to admit that she’s a mess!

The lovely new face Izira is making the rounds socially. She was seen getting to know Lucky Lucien a bit better and he even introduced her to the former governor, Krazy Kitty, and Sylvia! This Izira girl definitely seems to have a bit of that Sylvia class to her. We bet good money that she becomes quite popular in this circle of friends. They like demure pretty young things and it certainly seems that Izira fits that bill!

Our sources briefly spotted Antonio making an appearance. PAARTY Girl Chase sure greeted him enthusiastically. We doubt there’s anything there, though. PAARTY Girl Chase just likes people that keep her well-filled on alcohol! No, no, instead, we are much more interested in the coincidence that Antonio’s appearance occurred during the shift of Chief Mischief Maker Eless! These two certainly spend a lot of time batting their eyes at one another!

Role Model Saturday!

We hear that Aaric was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn for the first time in a while Saturday night and he was NOT with his new girl!!! Instead, he was spending some quality time with Miss Mercy! Now Miss Mercy is known to spend time with a rotating bevy of handsome hunks so we doubt it’s anything serious between the pair. However, we don’t think this bodes well for our young, pretty Caitlin.

Speaking of women who are good at catching a man’s eye, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen being blantantly hit on by a mystery man at the bar. Our sources never did catch his name but he made his intent to smooth talk her quite clear! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t one to give in easy but we hear that he just may have earned himself a date!

Did we hear our sources correctly? Were PAARTY Girl Chase and Psycho Skid really overheard making dinner plans??? In fact, we hear that the phrase “dinner date” actually came up! We don’t find this the least bit surprising. These two are crazy enough to deserve each other…. and once Chase has him, she’ll be bored and move on to the next man! Skid isn’t taken so he won’t occupy her interest for very long!

TRASH-tastic Jade and The Other Woman Lain were seen hanging out together with a new face whom we hear goes by the name Monica. The girl seems to be a bit of an odd bird so she’ll probably fit right in with those pair of crazies. We’re not quite sure how we feel about T.O.W. Lain taking young, impressionable women under her wing. No, on second though, we are quite sure how we feel! IT SHOULDN’T HAPPEN!!! Isn’t there a better role model for the young women of RhyDin than The Other Woman Lain??? What, was even Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell unavailable for the gig???

We hear that the dirty and dangerous Tareth was spotted in the Inn late into the night chatting with Amnesiac Tara. Amnesiac Tara seemed awfully keen on the big lug… as she is with all men. Tareth was quick to tell her that he’s a taken man these days. It seems he and DoD-er Charlie are still going strong! We hear that Amnesiac Tara was all sorts of anxious to hear about Tareth and his HOTTIE sister, MILF Caedia. Who would have guessed that those three know each other???

Massage and a Conversation Thursday!

That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Engorged Torpedoes Wednesday!

Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

A Metaphorical Saturday!

Well, well, well! That “break” didn’t last long! Frat Boy Quinn and Booze Sister Hina were back hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday accompanied by TRASH-tastic Jade and Lang. Biiiiig shock of the night was that Lang has NOW turned his attentions on TRASH-tastic Jade. Well, if Chase isn’t easy enough for you, we suppose that TRASH-tastic Jade is the next step down! We’ll see how that one goes!

Evidently Bodacious Brian was seen tucking his tail between his legs (metaphorically speaking of course… isn’t it interesting to live in a city where one must clarify that?) to apologize to The Other Woman Lain! We hear that she was still quite angry with him but in the end did seem to warm to his apology. No word as of yet on exactly what wrong Brian was attempting to right!

A still mute Mini-Frank Cor took quite the ribbing from a pair of hot to trot ladies in Eless and Spice over his inability to talk back! Now if rumors would hold true, Mini-Frank Cor and the brunette twin, Spice, broke up several months back. They certainly didn’t appear anything more than friends and left separately despite entering together! Iiiinteresting! We still love that Mini-Frank Cor can’t speak, by the way!

We hear that it appears that Amnesiac Tara is slowly returning to her old self. However, our sources report back that she did not appear up to her usual bouncy self Saturday night. Evidently it was the anniversary of a death of one of her husbands and she was quite torn up over it! If she really does have fifty former husbands, that’s a lot of anniversaries to remember! No wonder her brain tuckered out and forgot everything!