Thankfully, the ridiculous girlfriend didn’t stay long which gave Playboy Shane a chance to catch up with someone we’d really like to see him date — PAARTY Girl Chase! Oh, come on! They’d be perfect together. Can you imagine the bar tab the two of them could put together? It seems from the conversation that our sources overheard P.G. Chase and Brandon are living together. Iiiinteresting. We don’t exactly see Brandon as the type to live with a girl for very long before he marries her. He’s got some pretty good morals at the heart of him we think but P.G. Chase is so not the marrying type. We’re interested to see how that works out!

The city’s HOTTEST single dad was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night! No lie! Oh, how we’ve missed us some Bane! He was seen chatting with a couple Grazianos and Kheldar. Now if you followed our blog about two years ago you’ll know that for a while there was a very real sort of energy between Myria Graziano and Bane! In fact, our sources were pretty sure that they were dating for a while before Bane moved on to another chick which did NOT make Myria very happy. It seems that two years have not calmed her anger because she was pretty rough on Bane. Ouch. Poor guy!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was behind the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night helping Head of the Fam Johnny out as he tended. Things got quite dramatic when some teenage boy came in and upset Lirssa to the point that she was crying! And yelling at him! So not like Lil’ Bit Lirssa AT. ALL. We hear that H.O.T.F. Johnny had to hold L.B. Lirssa back and Mama Hen Sianna along with Kendall tried to stop the boy. He evidently put up one heck of a fight and left both ladies bruised before disappearing. Awful Ali and the Many Faces of Fio showed up just in time to console L.B. Lirssa who seemed quite shaken by the entire incident. Wow.

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was seen looking fabulous with the lovely Potter Piper! Yep, you saw that right! Potter Piper was in public! We hear that she’s been quite busy with her work and her friends have given her quite the hard time about being more social so we shall as well now. WE MISS YOU, POTTER PIPER!!! Oddly enough, one of Potter’s best friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena, was not with the duo. In fact, our sources say it’s been about a week since they’ve seen her in public. We sure hope she’s okay! We do hear that Potter Piper was quite interested to hear about R.E.M. Rena’s new man, Rico. Don’t you think that Potter Piper is going to totally dig Rico???

Some things never change! And one of those is PAAAARTY Girl Chase! She may occasionally switch out her drinking buddies. These days it seems that some chick named Scully is doing the honors. Yet, P.G. Chase remains the hard drinking, low brow humor loving girl that we’ve all come to know and feel sorry for. She hung out with her friend, Scully, and Scully’s man, Playboy Shane. He had just broken up with a girl when we went on hiatus and we hear that he’s already living with this one! Evidently the idea of ‘taking it slow’ has never crossed his mind.

Grumbling Grem sighting! Seriously! We’re not even playing! And it seems that he and Mad Cow Kazzy are still going just as strong as ever. They were seen all lovey dovey in the Inn laaaaate into the night. We hear that he’s been kept pretty busy with work but luckily for his work habits he has the most easily distracted girlfriend in the entire world. By the way, M.C. Kazzy was twirling a purple sparkly baton Sunday night. No idea why. The girl is completely bonkers but in an entirely amusing sort of way!

Down in the Inn’s basement Annex, a crowd gathered for not only the Fight Night duels but also a challenge match for the Old Temple Barony! Old Man Tass pressed challenge against the Loyal Baron Xanth but nobody was going to let it be that easy. The Overlord Anubis who stood as his baron’s second interceded on behalf of the baron which O.M. Tass found a bit surprising. We’re not so sure why he thought the Overlord wouldn’t test him. Could another Warlord have made a deal with him??? Either way, Anubis wasn’t backing down so the renegade Baron Lil’ Black Book Jaycy stepped in to champion O.M. Tass. After a looooong duel, L.B.B. Jaycy was defeated and O.M. Tass had to step in. He was able to defeat Anubis but maybe the match wore his old legs out because when he finally got in the ring with the Baron, he didn’t seem to have much left. Xanth easily beat him and earned the right to hold on to his ring.

Congratulations, Baron Xanth!

There were quite a few people on hand to watch the match! The Our Darling Twin Taneths were present and sporting cute little cheerleader outfits complete with pompoms in order to support O.M. Tass. For some reason we’re really just not at all surprised by the many Taneths. All the more cuteness in our book! The Taneths were overheard trying to convince Joex that he should let them find him a ’sweetheart’. OMG! That would be awesome. We’re all about Joex getting a girl!

Rumor has it that Merchant Antonio found his way into the Arena Sunday night. We still think that he’s being drugged. No way does a conservative, macho guy like Merchant Antonio like the fact that his wife-to-be Kid Doc Anya is not only banging another guy but plans to marry another guy on the same day she’s marrying him. This is really the most bizarre thing ever. We still think he’s going to wise up and end this before the wedding date. He’s not even hanging out with his old friends anymore! There are so many alarm bells going off over this one! We’re just shocked and dismayed it’s continued this long!

We hear that Merchant Antonio did talk to some of his friends a little while K.D. Anya hung off her newest man, Darien, who evidently was whispering sweet nothings in her ear even while M. Antonio was nearby. Yuck. Anyway, M. Antonio did get an opportunity to briefly catch up with Ms. Wyh Not as she called the Fight Night duels and she even introduced him to her lovely friend, Roran.

Deliciously Sinful Sin seemed to think it was a good idea to give Rowdy Rekah a Badsider. Yeah, you read that right. We hear she got a weeee bit tipsy! We’ve got a feeling that Awful Ali and D.S. Sin are going to have words about this. We only hope that we get to be in the room when they do!

Mama Hen Sianna certainly has been keeping quite the eye on Head of the House Johnny! And as well she should after what happened last year! He was behind the bar slinging drinks and his pretty wife was present at the bar. Mama Hen Sianna was also keeping an eye out for the Little Lass Lirssa! And it’s good to know someone is! L.L. Lirssa was busy setting up a new girl in a room at the Inn. What a sweetheart!

My, my, my! PAARTY Girl Chase certainly is drinking hard even for her! She and Lilli were at the bar throwing back shots and bottles of beer like there was no tomorrow. To make matters even worse the pair was in the company of Brale Brother Reap and later Hussy Hina. We actually had hope for Lilli but she certainly does not keep good company! We think that Reality Check Brandon is going to have a thing or two to say about P.G. Chase’s recent behavior! Could this be the nail in the coffin of their relationship?

Wow. We almost don’t believe this but after all this time Brale Brother Reap and Badsider Princess PJ seem to be BACK TOGETHER!!! There should be a law about combining that much drunken sluttiness. We have to love B.P. PJ, though! She might be a COMPLETE disaster but she sure increases our circulation which increases our advertising revenue! B.B. Reap and B.P. PJ were spotted by our sources macking on one another in the middle of the Inn much to Brale Brother Baker’s disgust. We hear that he, in fact, labeled the coupling “gross”. If she was kissing on B.B. Baker or another woman we feel that he’d have an entirely different word for it.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s husband (yeah, we still can’t believe it either), Dakota, was spotted strutting his stuff on into the Inn laaaate Tuesday night. We hear that he had given up hope on his wife coming back into town and was consoling himself on PAARTY Girl Chase’s shoulder! You heard us right, Reality Check Brandon! He seemed pretty broken up that TRASH-tastic Jade “left him”. He wasn’t upset enough not to be droooooling over P.G. Chase, though! Interestingly enough, we just got a letter a day or two ago from TRASH-tastic Jade herself saying she was back in town! Only time will tell how this will work itself out!

Brale Brother Reap and Elite Eleanor were again seen chatting Tuesday night. BLUE Mish is going to HAVE to do something drastic if he wants to keep that girl! She certainly seems to be keeping her options open and she certainly likes a wide variety of men. B.B. Reap is NOTHING like B. Mish and neither of them are ANYTHING like The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker! Perhaps we’re a weeeeee bit biased but we would certainly like to see her end up in T.W.H.T. Tucker’s massive arms!

You’ll never guess who we spotted! We hear that PAARTY GIRL Chase was seen chatting laaaate into the night with Tara. Iiiinteresting. Her man, Reality Check Brandon, has been running around as if he was a single bachelor with Playboy Shane for almost a month now! He’s still claiming to be with P.G. Chase but they certainly seem to be growing apart. We’ll have to see how this whole thing plays out!

Brale Brother Baker was up to his usual nonsense. He really should not be allowed around young, stupid women. We hear that without even trying he convinced Darcy to make him brale jello. You’ve GOT to be kidding us here! Ridiculous! Have these women no dignity??? Le sigh.

OMG! OMG! Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and the Dread Pirate Stephen in the same room??? Well, it happened Wednesday night! There wasn’t any fireworks, though! None at all. We do not like this L.M.A.M. Jewell! What in the world has happened to you??? The old you would have kicked his you-know-what! He totally deserved it too! Blah. L.M.A.M. Jewell was actually on her best behavior and even invited her ex over to see the children since her mini-nation of children have evidently missed the smelly pirate.

We hear that L.M.A.M. Jewell did get into it with Old Man Tass later into the night when he attempted to give her a hug. It seems that she did NOT want anybody’s sympathy. We HEART misplaced anger and L.M.A.M. Jewell is certainly the queen of that!

We do so love Ballerina Katarina! We hear that she took some time away from Locke who she had come into the Inn with to express her condolences to Jolyon for the loss of his friend. She is such a dear! She and Locke are getting awfully close, no??? He’s not exactly the type we think that Head of the House Johnny would pick for his dear cousin. We wonder how he feels about this match. We’re dying to know how it ends up. Locke seems the type that’ll make the circuit before settling down so we’re not too entirely sure that this one has marriage written all over it.

Evidently Kid Not-Doc Anya was whining about how we got it alllll wrong and that she hasn’t been macking on other men. Sure. Right. Whatev! However, when K.N-D. Anya asked her friends to guess who she had been linked with recently in our blog, Sivanna got it right on the first try. So, K. N-D. Anya, if your friends are saying it and we’re saying it maybe it’s time you take a look at your own behavior, no??? As for Sivanna we’re hearing that she’s been seen spending time with several different men. We’re definitely going to start keeping an eye out for that!

Michiko was overheard on multiple occasions saying that she is not dating Awesome Alain. Alain, Alain, Alain, Alain, Alain. That name is certainly on her lips an awfully lot, is it not??? The lady doth protest too much, methinks. She can go on from now until infinitely talking about how much she doesn’t love Alain but we’re not buying a split second of it!

Mokksha made the rounds showing off her engagement ring Wednesday night. The rock is evidently some sort of “soul gem” so that she always has a piece of her man’s soul with her. Uhhh, creepy much??? For future reference, men of RhyDin, stick with diamonds. They really are a woman’s best friend. She was quick to invite the entire community to the wedding on Saturday. Obviously, she doesn’t know any better.

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was AGAIN seen with her friend’s man, Awful Ali, Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! This is really starting to become AWESOME! We hear that Awful Ali did not look hot and required assistance to make it upstairs to get warmed up. We’re not exactly sure what happened but we do know that T.W.H.H. Fio was by his side every moment of it! We are just desperate to know what’s going on between the two of them!

Speaking of two people who are rumored to be taken but do spend quite a bit of time together, Awesome Alain has been seen constantly with Michiko over the last several weeks. Now we do know that they are in business together but who spends that much time with their business partners unless there is some sort of affair going on??? We for one do NOT go out for drinks with our interns several times a week! We shall see where this leads but we’re thinking that there’s something going on here!

Evidently She-Devil Aja told Kid Not-Doc Anya that she wasn’t all that pleased that we broadcasted her personal business. Come on! How could we pass up the “my kids are not my husband’s but my lover’s” tale??? That just had Marc Franco written ALLL over it! We are starting to love Aja for her down right sluttiness! Keep it up, sister, it’s good for our distribution numbers!

By the by, Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard saying that a nine year difference in age doesn’t make her a cougar. Uh, yes, honey, it does! We say anything over a five year difference in age makes you a cougar. If a thirty year old man was dating a twenty-one year old girl, how many “robbing the cradle” jokes do you think would be flung his way??? You like the younger men! Just accept it! Nobody’s judging you for it. Mocking you maybe but certainly not judging! We hear that surprisingly Jokin’ Jochin had our backs! He said that there was nothing wrong with being called a “cougar”! THANK YOU! It’s a man thing. Women will never get it.

We hear that Den Mama Sid was wearing a “I Heart Marc Franco” tee while she tended bar! SWOOOOON! The love is so very much mutual! However, Glenn, who is back and still his usual grumpy self, seemed not the least bit impressed. In fact, he was overheard calling our precious work “garbage” and throwing it in the trash! How dare you, sir! How dare you!

Who spiked Mini-Franker Cor’s sweet tea?!?! We hear that he was acting absolutely ridiculous at the bar! He hit on everyone from SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee to Chief Mischief Maker Eless to Svelte Sylvia! NO LIE!!! Now M-F Cor certainly has turned quite slutty over the past year but he was down right irritatingly slutty. We hear that he even exchanged a couple terse words with his ex, Saucy Serena. A complete 180 from the pleasant conversation they were having the night before! So much for talk of a reunion there!

We also hear that he claimed to have no recollection of sleeping with May while May claims that it did indeed happen. Is there anybody in RhyDin this girl hasn’t slept with??? Although she’s not the tough dueling type that Randy Rix typically goes after, maybe she’s a perfect match for him after all.

It seems that Svelte Sylvia’s little boy turned four and they had a big party for him! How adoooorable! We’ll never forget that winter festival she took the little ones for a skate in the Glen! She has the cutest little brood. The other set of news that she and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were discussing wasn’t as pleasant. It seems that a dear friend of Prof. Jolyon’s has passed away. The pair seemed quite concerned for their friend! Our most sincere condolences to the dear Prof. Jolyon!

The judges all wore devil’s tails and horns (which most should sport on a daily basis as a warning to all those they run into) and included the likes of Dirty Dakota, Playboy Shane, Lucky Lang, and some new guy named Avery. The guys were given thrones to sit in to reign over the event.  There wasn’t much down time. They immediately sent the ladies to the little pools filled with jello!

We hear that Awful Ali came with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio and tried to talk her out of it the whole time.  Unfortunately, it did not good as T.W.H.H. Fio entered a pool to take on Booze Sis Hina… yes, you heard that right! NO SHAME!!! You’re a mother of TWO! Isn’t it about time you started acting like one instead of a sorority girl??? Le sigh! She used to be the reasonable, classy one of the bunch too!

Things got pretty nasty between the ladies as T.W.H.H. Fio began insulting B.S. Hina’s mothering skills and B.S. Hina made some… uh, pretty insinuating comments about T.W.H.H. Fio and Psycho Skid’s love life! After Fio took the first round, the ladies got to really fighting and had to be separated by Awful Ali and Playboy Shane! Playboy Shane had to throw B.S. Hina out of the competition due to her behavior.

Wow. That girl is really crying out for help.

Speaking of classy, Crazy Train Tara jumped into a jello pool with HER FRIEND’S BOYFRIEND!!! You heard right! She went at it against Chase’s man, Brandon, in one of the pools. Now Chase will probably be too drunk to care but we care for her! You just don’t do that. C.T. Tara needs to be taught some girlfriend etiquette!

Grumbling Grem had a bit more luck talking Mad Cow Kazzy out of it! Big props to her for coming to her senses! The pair watched for only a little bit before retreating back to the Inn. Evidently, once seeing the ladies going at it, M.C. Kazzy realized that it just wasn’t for her. Even DoD-er Sassy Pants Sr Eve refused to join in (which is really saying something) despite being prodded to by Brale Brothers Baker and Reap… who were, of course, in attendance.

We hear that later into the night Mini-Franker Cor showed up and egged the Dread Pirate Stephen into jumping into a jello pool with May! Wow. Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell has some awful, awful friends! C.T. Tara doesn’t tell her he’s back, M-F Cor is suggesting he wrestles a nubile, ditzy woman in a pool of jello. If we were her, we’d be PISSED!

OMG! OMG! OMG! It seems that Luscious Lydia and Minstrel Soerl decided not to go through all the trouble of planning a wedding! THEY ELOPED A COUPLE NIGHTS AGO!!! No lie! Now this is what we call moving quickly! Wasn’t Minstrel Soerl married to another woman just this past summer??? This is NOT the over-analytical, incredibly cautious Luscious Lydia that we’ve become accustomed to. Crazy, crazy! She sure seemed happy. How many months until she’s second guessing her walk on the spontaneous side?

Good for Enabler Brandon! We hear that he just may have finally started listening to us. Instead of boozing it up with his girl, PAARTY GIRL Chase, he was seen offering her a glass of lemonade! P.G. Chase actually drank something OTHER than alcohol and didn’t spontaneously combust! It’s certainly not the help that she needs but is a step in the right direction. We sure hope so! P.G. Chase desperately needs a stabilizing force in her crazy, booze-infested world!

Prof. Jolyon was spotted in the Inn after the debate and we hear that he was quite taken by Real Estate Mogul Rena’s Koy Original! In fact, he was overheard commenting on her beauty TWICE!!! Considering just how understated the man is, that’s truly newsworthy! These two may be attempting to fool us but they most certainly are not! We see through it!

It seems Kid Not-Doc Anya was making plans for a kissing booth to raise money for Riverview Clinic! Are we the only ones who remember the FANTASTIC kissing booth last spring that her man, Merchant Antonio, put on during the Beltane festivities??? He evidently raised quite a lot of money for charity that night! With his hot lips, who can doubt it???

Potter Piper and Manly Mason were seen having QUITE the intimate discussion by the hearth laaaate into the night. No word about what they were discussing. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel about her good friend getting so cozy with her man??? Leave it to Potter Piper to start trouble as soon as she steps foot back into town. Man, we’ve missed her!

Good Lord! PAARTY GIRL Chase and her new (equally trashy) friend Darcy were boozing it up again Thursday night at the bar. In fact, they were playing some sort of drinking game. Reeeeaaaal classy, ladies! Let us tell you something. The kind of guys that you want to ask you out on dates tend to stay away from girls that are wasted playing drinking games at the bar. These are two girls badly in need of a refinishing school!

Case in point, the two girls attracted BLUE Mish’s attention for a while and he joined in their game! BLUE Mish was having a whole lot of trouble concentrating on one woman, however. We suppose there was just too many fine women to harass and too little time. He did some hardcore hitting on Saucy Serena, who was tending the bar, but The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker, who was also tending at the time, wasn’t too thrilled with it. That put a halt to that! BLUE Mish wouldn’t let that deter him from getting laid! It seems as if his attention settled on Eleanor and the pair were later seen getting AWFULLY close!

BLUE Mish wasn’t the only one that played along with the girls’ drinking game! We hear that Stitch is back and is just as much trouble as always. He certainly couldn’t resist joining in. Also, PAARTY GIRL Chase’s resident enabler, Brandon, was present and accounted for. See what we mean, girls??? That absolute WRONG type of men!

Jochin ANGERED the Badsider Brew Gods and they sent FLAWLESS Koy to show their wrath!!! We hear that FLAWLESS Koy was not at all pleased to hear that Jochin called the holy nectar of the RhyDinian Gods “crap”.  FLAWLESS Koy and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt both stood up for the Red Orc Brewery beer. To make matters worse, Jochin then moved from his criticism of Badsider to criticizing Koy’s outfit!!! OMG!!! OH NO HE DIDN’T!!! Clearly, he doesn’t know a FASHION GODDESS when he sees one!!!

We hear that eventually Crazy Train Tara was able to get her new man to shut his overly large trap! Now C.T. Tara picks a lot of interesting characters but this is certainly one that can rival even her husband!

Wow! According to our sources, it’s official!!! Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon are DEFINITELY a couple! They were overheard planning a date at her tower (of which she has ownership through her title in Duel of Magic) and he was smiling brighter than our sources knew was possible for him! We’re sure that their friends are quite happy by the news. Only time will tell if such similar personalities can make a relationship work!

OMG! OMG! This is exactly why Merchant Antonio should keep a closer eye on Kid Not-Doc Anya! We hear that The Dread Pirate Robert was getting quite naughty with Merchant Antonio’s one and only! That makes us feel a little dirty just thinking about it! The only time we want to hear K.N-D. Anya and T.D.P. Robert’s names in the same sentence is when she’s treating one of his communicable diseases. Otherwise, they need to stay far, far, far, far away from one another!

Doc Eva arrived after T.W.H.T. Tucker left but she sure asked if he had been there! Real Estate Mogul Rena told her that he had indeed been behind the bar but Doc Eva mysteriously changed topics as soon as Manly Mason approached! Iiiiinteresting! We thought Doc Eva completely wrapped up with Manly Mason but perhaps she’s still harboring some deep feelings for her ex. It certainly would explain why she jumped off the deep end after seeing him the week prior!