In honor of the founder of the Duel of Fists, Head Pussy Panther, a cyclical tournament is held within the Outback to celebrate the rising talent among the brawlers!!! Everyone ranked beneath Emerald is given the opportunity to participate and, without fail, the event is a fantastic night of hard-hitting action! The Outback’s brightest young stars were out to throw their dukes up against one another with SUUUUPER Des overseeing the whole thing!

The night started out a bit on the crazy side! Luscious Lydia waltzed on in clad in a cheerleading outfit complete with purple pom poms! Oh, be still our heart! That is the start of quite a few men’s fantasies and, by the look on his face, Cute Single Dad Bane might be one of those men! It’s nice to see that Luscious Lydia knows how to keep her man satisfied.

We hear Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was quite confused to be face-to-face with RAT-tastic Napoleon for the very first time! What never seen a talking, dueling, candy-fiend rodent before, Locke??? Yes, he is REALLY a rat! And, yes, he REALLY is a pirate…. at least he claims he is!

Space Girl Alyson and Space Boy Chase (the male one, not the PAARTY version) were seen quite close between rounds as they competed! It seems that the pair are definitely keeping their relationship hush-hush but you can’t deny the chemistry there! We love to spot them sneaking little talks between matches. Absolutely adorable!

With Napoleon cheering on his former Badside Brawlers teammate, it was Kaylin who emerged victorious and won the Claw for the cycle! Congratulations, Kaylin!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Our sources tell us that the space couple, Chase (the HAWT guy version) and Alyson, were seen together for the first time in foooorever in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night!!! Iiiiinteresting. The pair met in the dueling venues and got quite close but this is our first spotting of them in quite some time. The pair were quite obviously on a date and it seemed to be going smashingly!!! Good for them!

The other Chase (the PAARTY Girl version) was spotted a bit later at the bar, furthering her flirtation with Colt. She’s seemed to sucker another one in!!! Colt was seen giving her a gift of a very pretty cowboy hat and Chase tackled him in quite the squeeze to thank him for the gift. Le sigh. Why do men act so stupid around this girl???

With the rumors that there was some chemistry between the pretty Katarina and Peredhil while he was on the outs with Potter Piper, one would think that the situation would be a bit awkward when Katarina was faced with the lovey dovey Pipes and Perry now. It didn’t seem to be in the least, however! In fact, Katarina seemed quite focused on another classy gentleman in Connar!!! We love this pairing.

If Connar’s interested he better keep his eyes on that one! She’s a pretty little filly and seems to attract attention wherever she goes. Our sources tell us that she’s a ballerina for the RhyDin Theater and Opera company. How fantastic! We HEART dancers! In fact, Bad Boy Wil seemed to be quite enamored by her…. or at least until he remembered that he was supposed to be upstairs keeping an eye on his bride-to-be, Eless, who we hear is recovering from something. We don’t buy his new leaf for a split second!!!!

After Bree and Hina exchanged heated words several nights before over Hina and Skid’s nasty break-up, we hear that the girls were on the same page late into Saturday night!!! Evidently Hina spilled details of exactly why Skid threw her out andl told Bree about the atrocity of a grandmother that Skid had sent their son to stay with.

We hear that the Inn’s basement dueling Arena was taken over by a couch-eating, skirt-nibbling, pillow-chewing goat Saturday night! Luscious Lydia wrangled the thing up and brought it to the Arena evidently thinking it was G’naughty G’nort (who was once turned into a goat for several days). The goat was not G’naughty G’nort as G’naughty G’nort was busy calling at the time.  Yet, the goat seemed to take quite the liking to G’naughty G’nort…. and the jokes that are coming to mind are just too dirty for even us to type!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife Rory REALLY unloaded on SPEEDSTER Nova!!! She clearly believes her husband that he is not the father of Jaycy’s spawn (as much as he knocks up his own wife, does he really even have time???) but she was still LIVID!!!  It seems that she was not the least bit happy to hear that Jaycy was talking about her behind her back. Our sources say that the pair was also discussing the status of her current mental health issues which are the result of some sort of magical accident. Iiiiinteresting! We can’t wait for these ladies to pop out their babies so we can watch them get down and DIIIIIRTY, by the way!!!

In the best news of the night, Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SHOT Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris!!! Niiiiiice! It seems that G’nort didn’t like the training techniques that Harris was using on Big Britches Erin which it seems consisted of punching her whenever he felt like it. The bullet hit Harris in the shoulder and he bled around the Arena for quite a bit until SPEEDSTER Nova could be convinced to use his innate abilities to patch Harris up. The incident got G’naughty G’nort QUITE the lecture from Luscious Lydia later in the night!!!

Tony also made an appearance Saturday night and SHOCKED us all by making fun of someone else’s accent. WHAT?!?! The sad thing is that boy is really that clueless. It’s a good thing he’s so SMOKIN’ HAWT and unintentionally funny!!! The person in question was dripping with gorgeousness!!! One HAWT broad!!! Tony was at least smooth enough to get a drink out of her. However, we never did catch her name. You better believe we’ll be watching out for her, though!

To make his night even more interesting, he somehow convinced Amber that he was a qualified dueling instructor. We think his interest in her was much more superficial and selfish than wanting to help her become a better duelist!!! In fact, he got her to promise to make him dinner one night in exchange for “teaching” her! So in one night he got a drink bought for him from one HAWT chick and a promise of dinner from another!!!  You really just HAVE to admire his style, don’t you???

Oooooh! Did we note a hint of jealousy from Rix???  He was overheard questioning Hodge about rumors that she was seen giving “special attention” to Joex at the Warlord Tournament this past Monday night. After she reassured him that she only had eyes for him (Gag us!), the pair went on to attempt to convince SPEEDSTER Nova that he should make a play for Big Britches Erin!!! OMG!!! See, we’re not the only ones who would think this couple utterly FABULOUS!

Posted: March 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We can’t say we’re shocked that Cowboy Jake had some choice words with G’naughty G’nort over the rumored relationship that the gubernatorial candidate has had with Cowboy Jake’s girlfriend Big Britches Erin in the Red Dragon Inn on Thursday night. We are, however, surprised that it didn’t come to blows!!! It seems that Cowboy Jake naively believes his girlfriend’s story that nothing happened. That didn’t keep him from blowing up at G’nort in the middle of the Inn in front of a table full of ladies that included Big Britches Erin, Luscious Lydia, DoD-er Charlie, and DoD-er Rena! Our sources tell us that DoD-er Charlie had choice words in return for Cowboy Jake and that Luscious Lydia appeared to just want to crawl under the table to escape! We’re told that the confrontation ended with Cowboy Jake storming out and Big Britches Erin running out after him!
CHARITY Jewell sure has been keeping a low profile the last couple days. She’s been seen around but hasn’t been up to any of her usual theatrics. She was overheard telling Hawk and Icer that she’s very concerned for Wyh Not. There’s some concerns among her friends that Duel of Magic’s Keeper of Water might be in some sort of trouble!!! It seems that Jewell in particular has some growing inkling that something is very very wrong!!! We sure hope Wyh Not is okay!!!

TRASH-tastic Jade was a bit upset to find out that Hina is Damien’s sister. It seems that’s bad news because both Hina and Jade are somehow related to Icer so TRASH-tastic Jade was distraught because that would mean she would somehow be related to Damien. The craziness that is RhyDin! Hopefully, this will be enough for TRASH-tastic Jade to cut ties with her new playboy of a boyfriend!

Much, much later into the evening, that very same playboy demon was seen keeping company with not one BUT two beautiful women!!! Of the two, it seems it was dark-haired mysterious Atalanta that caught his eye!!! And really who could blame a man for that! He was seen kissing her ear and whispering sweet nothings into it!!! The two certainly appeared HAWT and HEAVY!!! What a little devil! We’re dying to know what TRASH-tastic Jade thinks of this. We don’t peg her for the open relationship type.

On the opposite end of the boyfriend spectrum, the always faithful Johnny was spotted behind the bar!!! He sure knows he has a good thing and works hard to keep it! Despite all the pretty women lingering around (and doesn’t there always seem to be a lot of them when he or Tucker are behind the bar?), Johnny only had eyes for his bride-to-be, Sianna, who showed up for a bit. We were unsure of these two at first but they really seem to be sticking in there!

It seems Speedster Nova got himself into a bit of hot water Thursday night in the Inn’s basement Arena by checking out HAWT New Girl Alyson after she’d passed out after a match!!! It seems that Alyson was in no medical danger but Chase didn’t take too kindly to Nova checking out his new girl!

Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy was seen chatting up with her former (current???) lover SMOKIN’ Sartan AGAIN Thursday night!!! In fact, Jaycy was overheard asking Sartan if he’d told his wife yet!!! OMG!!! Will Sartan really be asking his pregnant wife for a divorce?!?! That’s so very wrong!

Posted: January 21st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is such the troublemaker!!! She was seen Tuesday night at the bar chatting up Damien in that flirty way that one has come to expect between the pair. Damien seemed to be attempting to convince her to put out while Stitch looked on telling her to stand strong against the demon’s flirtations. Certainly it’s not surprising that Damien was playing the role of devil on Kairee’s shoulder but who would have suspected Stitch of playing the angel on the opposite shoulder?!?!

We totally HEART Tuesday nights as of late!!! Recently, two of our favorite tenders have been spotted behind the bar that night on a regular basis! The sweet Amber has been there to sling the drinks while SUUUUPER Des has showed to greet the patrons and keep them in line! What a fabulous duo these two make! Amber makes a great sidekick super hero to SUUUUPER Des!

Frat Kid Dean doesn’t seem to go anywhere without his fellow Frat Kid Tyler. Those two boys seem ABSOLUTELY inseparable! However, it doesn’t seem to bother Rhy very much. She joined them anyway and made herself at home on Dean’s lap. We’re told that things are really heating up awwwwfully fast between Dean and Rhy and that some of their friends are more than a little considered by just how quickly they’ve gotten HAWT and HEAVY!

Kacey seemed more than a little shocked to run into one of those tall, dark, and handsome sorts. We’re told his name is Davarin and there certainly seemed to be quite a bit of shared history between the two!!! Although, usually one of the coolest, calmest, and most collected women in the city, Kacey was quite clearly jarred by seeing the man. Their quiet but INTENSE conversation ended with the pair in an embrace!!! It seems our dear Kacey has an old lover back in her life. Iiiiinteresting! We’re certainly going to keep our eyes peeled for this one!

The Gov Kitty was overheard heaping out some witty dating advice Tuesday night! Excellent! We think she’s perfect for the gig. Either Keaton needs to get her a show on his radio station or Amal needs to get her a permanent article in the Oracle. The Gov Kitty certainly found a career after politics!!! We weren’t the only ones amused by her answers. Hawk was seen listening in and was certainly amused as well!

DoD-er Rena and Edible Eless were overheard chatting about the obvious chemistry between Pipes and Perry which they have been attempting to deny!!! It seems that Potter Piper was making a delivery for several days and wouldn’t be returning until the weekend. Eless stated that she had seen Peredhil the evening before and he was ALREADY missing her!!! How sweeeet!

Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was seen in the Outback complaining that all the duelists were already in a ring to the caller on duty, Mini-Frank Cor! It seems that the blue-haired one was quite anxious to get a couple duels in to get ready for the tournament this weekend. What tournament you ask?!?! Well, the Diamond Quest, of course!

Miranda was overheard asking HAWT New Girl Alyson when her date with HAWT New Guy Chase was and Alyson immediately balked at it being called a date. Instead, she referred to it as “hanging out for lunch”. WHATEVER! It’s so a date, sweetheart! And you better count your lucky stars because there is more than one woman in this city who would take that hottie pilot off your hands!

Wyh Not took over for Cor later into the night and called a match between Smokin’ Sartan and the gorgeous Hodge!!! There was VERY LITTLE violence in this match but quite a bit of flirting!!! The pair argued playfully as they shoved one another around the ring!!! Drama, drama, drama!!! We were the first to report to you, our loyal readers, that Hodge seemed to have a thing for the married man and now it appears that it may be MUTUAL!!!

Speaking of drama involving hot, young, single girls and married legendary duelists, Erin was overheard telling someone that she can’t smoke anymore. She can’t?!?! Could the rumors be true??? Could G’naughty G’nort really have knocked her up??? There are certainly rumblings around town about it and several newspapers reported that Erin was seen leaving G’nort’s house wearing only a men’s shirt. And it would explain the sudden aversion to her beloved cigarettes!!! What would Kaja have to say about this?!?! It’s time for a BABY BUMP WATCH!!!!

Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTIETH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Chryrie chatting early Sunday night with the ranger, Hawk, in the Red Dragon Inn. Put away your magnifying glasses, friends! We certainly don’t believe that Chryrie has interest in cheating on her husband with him. From what our sources tell us, the conversation appeared to be almost a counseling session! Chryrie really should be named RhyDin’s Number One Psychologist/Healer. That girl sure keeps busy with all of RhyDin’s crazy!!!

- Locke mentioning yours truly! We do hope that he’s a fan! We looooove the blue people!

- Atalanta telling a priest that had wandered into the Inn that she had much to confess!!! Oh la la!!! What we wouldn’t give to be a titillated fly on the wall of that confession!

- Lang and Kacey engaged in an odd debate over who is more of a brat while Basalt watched on in confusion. Is it just us or did that whole scene seem very much like a boy on the playground pulling the pigtails of the girl he has a crush on to get her attention??? You heard it here first!

- dear sweet Eless with a bandage on one hand behind the bar! It seems her injury is nothing that we can blame on Bad Boy Wil. Instead, she claims to have burned her hand on a tea kettle the night before. We we’re hoping perhaps Eless popped him in the nose (which hurt her hand) and kicked him to the curb! However, Wil was spotted bar-side later in the night with a perfectly intact nose.

- a lone Gav behind the bar late into the evening! SUUUUPER Des must have decided it was too cold to leave their warm home to accompany him! Evidently so did the patrons because it was quite the quiet night!

- a Pipes-less Perry hanging out at the bar! He seemed to be glancing towards the door an awful lot!!! We sure think that Peredhil was trying to “run into” Potter Piper. Unfortunately, his efforts failed. Pipes didn’t enter the Inn at all.

- Rory in the Annex calling Fight Night duels before the start of the Overlord Grant Tournament. She was overheard talking to Speedster Nova about coming back early from her sick leave as she was afraid that Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris would yank her pay after his disagreement with her husband, Smokin’ Sartan. She seemed to be taking Chris Graziano’s side in the whole mess! BUUUURN, Smokin’ Sartan!

- G’naughty G’nort talking to Luscious Lydia in the Annex after the Overlord Grant Tournament about putting up an upbeat front to the world. He seemed to be suggesting that she be more like him!!! NOOOOO! Not our Lydia!!!

- HAWT spaceman talk!!! New Space Hottie Chase was seen asking MAN-tastic Matt about good places in town to take a woman out for a date!!! Could he be thinking about asking about fellow pilot New Girl Alyson out on a date?!?! Delicious!

- Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort and his campaign manager Big Britches Erin hanging out together late into the night!!! We’re sure they were talking “politics”. We wonder how Good Boy Jake feels to know that his girlfriend is “working” with G’nort late into the night???

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Gubernatorial candidate Wolv was overheard lecturing out of control teen Alex about dating older men Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We don’t buy his big brother routine!!! We think he’s got bad intentions where this mouthy teen is concerned! Wolv scores high on the Perv-O-Meter! In fact, he seemed a wee bit jealous when Alex started talking to another man. AJ better come back from her honeymoon before her lil sis gets taken advantage of!

The Inn was pretty quiet but Antonio got his fill of pretty women while tending the bar. Both Alysia and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee were present and accounted for. Alysia chatted Antonio up and helped fill his time behind the bar while the customers were elsewhere. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, on the other hand, was again seen flirting away with the playboy Damien! The pair exchanged witticisms well into the night!!! LOVE IT!

Hottie Pirate Girl Teagan always attracts a crowd when she’s calling in the Arena! New girl Alyson was also present and smoooooking which only increased the crowd of horny men. The Randy Baron of New Haven Rand was present with his usual collection of bad pick-up lines and his old friends Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris, Smokin’ Sartan, and Speedster Nova wasted no time in making fun of those lines. You’ve got to love Rand’s gumption, though!!!

The heat index of the room was turned up even higher when DoD-er and Badsider Brew spokesbabe, PJ Ramirez, strutted her stuff into the Arena! Her cowboy, Tex, was on hand and she flirted with pretty much any man she could get her hands on. All the while, her friend DoD-er Rena was passed out!!! PJ seemed to give it little mind but then in PJ’s drunken world the status “passed out” really isn’t all that unusual.

As for Rena, the girl dropped right in the middle of calling and started swinging blindly at Hodge and Soerl who attempted to assist her!!! Odd! When she came out of it she seemed quite confused and made a beeline for the exit!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy missed the drama and came in a bit later to watch PJ’s antics and discuss PJ’s pregnancy in greater detail. No word on who the father of the baby is yet!!! Koy’s husband, MAN-tastic Matt, wasn’t too far behind. He was overheard chatting about piloting space craft with new guy Chase, new girl Alyson, and his partner in crime Smokin’ Sartan. Space men are HAWT!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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