Whereas SUUUUUPER Des breaks out a shotgun, Amber breaks out sugar cookies!!! Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn Eless and Amber were behind the bar as a brawl threatened to break out between two groups of women. The two tenders attempted to quell the raging tempers with crackers and cheese and sugar cookies! We HEART these two girls and their tactics did seem to eventually work!!!

Our sources spotted Wil and Locke chatting and the pair seemed to be getting along swimmingly but it would have been hard not to get along with Locke last night! He seemed to be in a FANTASTIC mood!!! We wonder if it has anything to do with the lovely Atalanta that he has been seen hanging out with quite a lot recently. Locke was overheard telling Wil that Eless was quite the “bird”! We agree!!! She’s one heck of a looker!

Brale Brother Baker was seen belly up to the bar… and what is the Inn without Brale Brother Baker belly up to the bar??? He was giving Anastas a handful of evil looks. It seems he believed Anastas was an assassin sent to kill “the Free Ale guy”. Perhaps too much booze has made B.B. Baker a bit paranoid!!! He seemed to leave Anastas thoroughly confused. No worries, man! He leaves us all that way!

“The” Diamond Smokin’ Sartan was seen in the Outback complaining to Soerl and Hodge that his wife cracked down on his rule about women dueling. Evidently, every time he enforces a punishment for that rule, she will make him sleep on the couch!!! MAJOR!!! It left “The” Diamond quite grumpy!

Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort was seen wrestling with one of the Grazianos, Myria, in the Outback Tuesday night! He seemed AWFULLY friendly with her and she wasn’t exactly pushing away his advances!!! We wonder if this will lead to some increased tension between the Graziano brothers — Tony and Chris — and G’naughty G’nort as the TDL season winds to a close with both of their teams as contenders for the title!!!

Later into the night, our sources caught G’naughty G’nort and Mini-Frank Cor in a full on lip lock!!! OMG, Batman!!! If there’s one thing we all know about G’naughty G’nort by now it’s that he’s definitely a SWINGER! You go, boys!!! It made Cor a bit uncomfortable but we really think he’s just denying who he is. EMBRACE YOURSELF, MINI FRANK COR!

Hodge was seen hanging out with Rix, Speedster Nova, and Smokin’ Sartan! You would think that if you were Rix you might want to keep your new girl AWAY from your crazy friends!!! However, Hodge seems to like his crazy friends so maybe she’s just crazy enough to like Rix as well. The pair cuddled close as they joked around with their friends and Luscious Lydia and Big Britches Erin!

Luscious Lydia and Big Britches Erin are never two to miss out on a business opportunity! When they heard how much Nova’s daughter and Sartan’s wife enjoy shopping, they attempted to convince the two men to send the ladies to The Stitch for an entire new wardrobe!!! We love the greedy business women in them! So HAWT!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback talking of not much else but FASHION FASHION FASHION!!! It seems that one of RhyDin’s top fashion designers was already throughly enveloped by the upcoming fashion week…. which starts today!!! Oh, how we LOVE RhyDin Fashion Week! The starving models, the glitz and glam, the yappy assistants high on massive amounts of caffiene! It’s a drama-lovers’ dream!!!

Posted: February 1st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTIETH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Chryrie chatting early Sunday night with the ranger, Hawk, in the Red Dragon Inn. Put away your magnifying glasses, friends! We certainly don’t believe that Chryrie has interest in cheating on her husband with him. From what our sources tell us, the conversation appeared to be almost a counseling session! Chryrie really should be named RhyDin’s Number One Psychologist/Healer. That girl sure keeps busy with all of RhyDin’s crazy!!!

- Locke mentioning yours truly! We do hope that he’s a fan! We looooove the blue people!

- Atalanta telling a priest that had wandered into the Inn that she had much to confess!!! Oh la la!!! What we wouldn’t give to be a titillated fly on the wall of that confession!

- Lang and Kacey engaged in an odd debate over who is more of a brat while Basalt watched on in confusion. Is it just us or did that whole scene seem very much like a boy on the playground pulling the pigtails of the girl he has a crush on to get her attention??? You heard it here first!

- dear sweet Eless with a bandage on one hand behind the bar! It seems her injury is nothing that we can blame on Bad Boy Wil. Instead, she claims to have burned her hand on a tea kettle the night before. We we’re hoping perhaps Eless popped him in the nose (which hurt her hand) and kicked him to the curb! However, Wil was spotted bar-side later in the night with a perfectly intact nose.

- a lone Gav behind the bar late into the evening! SUUUUPER Des must have decided it was too cold to leave their warm home to accompany him! Evidently so did the patrons because it was quite the quiet night!

- a Pipes-less Perry hanging out at the bar! He seemed to be glancing towards the door an awful lot!!! We sure think that Peredhil was trying to “run into” Potter Piper. Unfortunately, his efforts failed. Pipes didn’t enter the Inn at all.

- Rory in the Annex calling Fight Night duels before the start of the Overlord Grant Tournament. She was overheard talking to Speedster Nova about coming back early from her sick leave as she was afraid that Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris would yank her pay after his disagreement with her husband, Smokin’ Sartan. She seemed to be taking Chris Graziano’s side in the whole mess! BUUUURN, Smokin’ Sartan!

- G’naughty G’nort talking to Luscious Lydia in the Annex after the Overlord Grant Tournament about putting up an upbeat front to the world. He seemed to be suggesting that she be more like him!!! NOOOOO! Not our Lydia!!!

- HAWT spaceman talk!!! New Space Hottie Chase was seen asking MAN-tastic Matt about good places in town to take a woman out for a date!!! Could he be thinking about asking about fellow pilot New Girl Alyson out on a date?!?! Delicious!

- Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort and his campaign manager Big Britches Erin hanging out together late into the night!!! We’re sure they were talking “politics”. We wonder how Good Boy Jake feels to know that his girlfriend is “working” with G’nort late into the night???

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Team Dueling League’s best of the best faced off as the Amethyst Division all-stars took on the Sapphire Division all-stars! The winning division earned home field advantage (the right to make their opponent throw out the first match-up) in the TDL Finals at the end of the year!

Among calls that they are the weaker division despite having the number one team in the league in their midst, the Amethyst All-star team was looking to come to the match hard. They were captained by WRC’s Tony Graziano who was assisted by DTM’s Big Britches Erin. For their captain selections, Tony picked his sister-in-law Ria while Erin choose DTM’s rising star Joex. KGM’s Roland, DTM’s Erin, WRC’s Maria, WRC’s Chris, and WRC’s Bode were all voted onto the team. WRC’s Tony, DTM’s Teagan, ATR’s Topaz, KGM’s Kelten, and MRC’s Kyra also earned seats on the team for having the highest MPDPD’s for their respective teams of the remaining duelists.

The Sapphire Division also fielded strong talent with PWF’s Jack captaining and CDR’s G’naughty G’nort as his assistant. PWF’s Jack used his captain selection for PWF’s Boof while CDR’s G’anughty G’nort used his on CDR’s DoD-er Charlie. TMF’s Sartan, PWF’s Tex, CDR’s Grayson, TTW’s Esper, and CDR’s Tareth were all voted onto the team. While CDR’s Daryl, PWF’s Herbert, TMF’s Little Black Book Jaycy, COM’s Lionhood Rakeesh, and TTW’s Anushka earned seats on the team for having the highest MPDPD’s for their respective teams of the remaining duelists.

Congratulations to all the All-stars for making the team!

However, the real prize is taking home field advantage back for your division! Amethyst scored an early win in their bucket as Overlord Roland took down his good friend Smokin’ Sartan but Kelten was no match for Rakeesh’s super lionhood! With things all even, Big Britches Erin choose to face off against DoD-er Charlie. While the pair have been close friends in the past, things were not hunk dory Thursday night. Although much of their conversation was lost among the din of the crowd, the ladies had words through out the fifteen rounds of the match. Charlie finally gained the win to put another nail in Amethyst’s coffin.

Charlie wasn’t the only DoD-er present! Badsider Brew spokesbabe DoD-er PJ also came out of hiding (under whatever rock she passed out under last) to flirt with whatever hunk of man meat was looking her way! After Amethyst snagged a win with Joex defeating Tex, DoD-er PJ went into action to care for the hunky cowboy. Let’s just say that there were no complaints on Tex’s end!!!

Speaking of hunky, Esper had way too much to be stopped by Ria which evened things up again. Yet, Tareth took a solid victory over Pirate Babe/Talon of Redwin Teagan to push things back in Sapphire’s favor!!! Tareth didn’t linger long in the ring. He and DoD-er Charlie were practically inseperable the entire night! It seems that things are still going HAWT and HEAVY there!!!

After some choice remarks that Smokin’ Sartan made bout Chris Graziano’s sister and wife, Chris was quite thrown off his game. He dropped the last duel to Boof which secured Sapphire’s easy victory over Amethyst. We, however, wouldn’t be too smug if we were Sartan. Chris doesn’t seem to be the type of person that lets things go that easy!!! With both of their respective teams fighting for a place in the TDL Finals, this grudge might not die here!!! Chris was consoled by his BFF RAT-tastic Napoleon… and who wouldn’t just love to be hugged on by an oversized, candy-eating rat?

Congratulations to the Sapphire Division!!!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn found Kacey sharing some moonshine and private conversation with Skid! Our sources couldn’t hear much of the conversation which we’ve spanked them appropriately for but they do claim that Skid still doesn’t seem entirely comfortable with the idea of having a kid. Skid was even seen leaving with Kacey!!! Could Skid be tired already of the mother of his child and be ready to move on???

Although Skid was overheard chatting about working on Stitch’s campaign, he wasn’t the only one with a mind on politics. A pretty heavy debate waged between two gubernatorial candidates — Anastas and Wolv. A crowd gathered to listen and join in on their conversation. Those gathered generally agreed that they understood better about where the candidates stood after listening to the exchange of ideas.

Tasha was seen in the Inn with a gentleman who were told is a family friend and a pair of body guards. Rumor is that there was an attempt on the life of another Blood and, hence, the extra security measures. We’re still wondering who is dumb enough to try anything against the will of Blood House Onyx!!! Not us, that’s for sure!!! And just so we remain on their good side, we just want to take this moment to say how DAMN SEXY Tasha is! WAY DAMN SEXY!

….Never said we were brave, did we???

Classy, classy, classy! Two of our FAVORITE RhyDin women were spotted in the Inn Saturday night — Sylvia and Shylah. Both of them were looking their usual degree of brilliance. Sylvia was overheard chatting with Lucky about concerns for her security. We sure hope that she’s okay! We can’t imagine anyone wishing harm on such a lovely woman!

Down in the basement Arena, Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris was seen getting in some hot and heavy action. The Warlord has challenged Baron Xavior for the Dragon’s Gate district so we’re betting he was getting some practice in for the match which is scheduled for Tuesday night at 9 pm. He sure looked real good! Baron Xavior’s got a tough match on his hands!

Is Gabe having a hard time accepting that his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade is a no-go??? He’s certainly remaining tight-lipped but was working up a serious sweat in the Arena. Dueling’s a great outlet for rage! His friend Michelle (who if you remember correctly he dated prior to TRASH-tastic Jade) was there to watch and console him. He didn’t seem to have much patience for consoling, though. Gabe should wake up! Michelle has always been there for him and she’s a good girl!!! Get your man back, Michelle!
Later into the night, the conversation got a bit…. odd. DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, MAN-tastic Matt, Hodge, Rory, Speedy Nova, Gimpy Erin, and SMOKIN’ Sartan seemed to get a bit slap happy as the night went on. There wasn’t a lot of dueling but, instead, there was a lot of speculation about liontaur Rakeesh. It seems that the group were quite curious about liontaur sex and just what… uh, instrumentation that Rakeesh used for the practice.

Well, it just so happened that they ran into Rakeesh after the party moved up into the Inn for after-dueling drinks…. and Rakeesh was only too happy to oblige their questions by straightening up on his back paws to…. well, answer their questions. Our sources say it was quite the sight to behold!!!

Posted: January 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We HEART seeing Panther behind the bar! He’s so darn yummy! In the early evening hours Thursday, Big Boss Cat-Man Panther was behind the bar slinging drinks in the Red Dragon Inn! As usual, The Gov Kitty was present to leer. It is, after all, what she does best! To make the yummy factor even better, Panther was relieved behind the bar by Man-errific Tucker! Drool-icious!

Beowulf seemed to be making friends with The Gov Kitty until she got an attitude when he suggested some sort of monetary exchange for sex! It seems the Gov was offended. Psh! Don’t you know, Beowulf?!?! She’ll give it away to any and all for free!!! Beowulf eased his sorrows with some snappy conversation with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee! The pair seemed quite taken with one another. She’s certainly keeping her options open, no???

There was lots of dueling happening in the basement Arena!!! The Duel of Swords Supervisor Chris G. was getting rid of a bit of rust. Perhaps he’s gearing up for the TDL season??? We hear that his family’s Wrecking Crew will be returning this year!!! WHORE-acious Erin and Mini Frank Cor were also both seen in the Annex! The pair are supposedly on an as-of-yet unnamed team that will be co-owned by Erin and G’naughty G’nort!!!

Yay for TDL season!!!

Posted: October 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Insane Harris was back to interviewing candidates for the position of “Second Wife” in preparation of his wife kicking him to the curb. Saturday night’s vict– er, lucky potential homemaker? The Gov Kitty. Well, we suppose she does need SOMETHING to keep her busy once her political career comes to an end!!! Kitty didn’t seem to thrilled about the prospect. She offered to take temporary staffing as a mistress but advised Harris that she doesn’t have the long-term commitment to the concept of monogamy that one must need to be married.

….evidently, she hasn’t heard about G’naughty G’nort’s marriage without monogamy scheme!!!

The silliness ended with Guthorm and Kitty exchanging some heated words!!! He DEMANDED to speak with her on the porch for a more private conversation and, more surprisingly, she complied with his demand!!! Wowza!!! The man’s got one heck of a set of you-know-whats there, doesn’t he?

With her man Julien absent, SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was getting her mack on!! The man in question??? A drow named Ilztyn!!! The pair shared several drinks at the bar before hitting the town for some dancing!!! Julien better shape up or he’s going to be booted to the curb!!!

WE CAN’T BELIEVE WE MISSED IT!!! Lydia was overheard telling DoD-er Rena that Ewan finally wised up and MARRIED the DIVINE Storm!!! We are so excited for the both of them but so dreadfully disappointed that we were not invited. Can you only imagine how beaaaauuutiful Storm was??? We’re dying to know some details. If you were there and know something, PLEASE contact us!!!

Congratulations to the both of them! That is fan-freaking-tastic!

Speaking of DoD-er Rena, later in the evening, she introduced her new “pal” Soerl to Lydia!!! Rena’s former Boy Toy Val still isn’t around and now she’s taken to keeping company with Soerl??? Iiiiiinteresting, no? She’s even introducing him to her friends!!! We starting to think that Rena’s replaced Val in her life!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena the kids were up to their usual antics. Dioxane was breaking in a new caller named Minstrel, introducing him to all the patrons as her future “BF”. We’re not quite sure how he felt about that. Our sources told us he looked a tad bit uncomfortable!!! But come on!!! It’s Dioxane!!! She’s super HAWT!!!

Clueless Chris, the Duel of Swords supervisor, seemed, well, clueless in regards to his new hire. In fact, he seemed more interested in talking the kid out of a paycheck then checking his references. It’s time’s like these that you have to wonder about how the Arena runs so smoothly under such…. uh, interesting leadership. However, he sure makes things entertaining, no??? And how can you hate a man who’s brought us such ENTERTAINING callers as the sex perv Imp and nutty Rory and dirty sexy DoD-er Rena and boy-crazy Dioxane and SUUUUUPER Des and cranky Cicero???

Posted: October 14th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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- “What do you say we go do some math? Add a bed.. subtract our clothes, divide my legs and multiply?” Blonde bubble gum popping Sugar after Darren fooled her into drinking alcohol. WOWZER, we love that pick-up line!!!

- “I don’t really anticipate that you could be much rougher with me than she is. I mean, unless you spew sulfer and brimstone when you climax, there’s nothing I wouldn’t be able to handle.” G’nort after The Gov Kitty informed him that he couldn’t handle her in bed.

- “I learned from television and a lack of parental supervision like a normal child.” That explains a lot about our DoD-er Evie.

- “What’s with the influx of cat people lately? Did they hear about Napoleon and send out a hunting expedition?” Sartan declared in the Outback!

- “I can make boys become men? Wow! That seems like quite an accomplishment. Better then the old Indian rituals they had to go through..you know..go out into the woods, kill and eat a whole bear to become a man.” Uriko’s take on the power of virginity.
- “Girls are nothing but trouble. Especially the pretty ones.” DoS Supervisor Chris shoots us another nugget of knowledge!
- “Sweet…full on Scathlesbianism…” We HEART Baker’s new word. Scathlesbianism. Fantastic!

- “I may not be Wilma, but I can still make your bedrock.” Yeeeep, and another pick-up line courtesy of Sugar. This one was directed towards Brandon. LOVE IT!

- “STAMPEDE!!!!!” Darren calling out when HEIFER Jewell was on the mooooove.

- “Honey ye mus’ nae know who ye be talkin’ tae…women must pay me fer me attentions…I am after all Captain Robert One foot Kidd…an’ ye will notice I dun ‘ave a peg leg.” Robert announced to his sister-in-law.

Posted: September 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your THIRTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade hanging all over her ex Michale. Our sources are saying these two are a couple…. again. Did he not learn the last time??? At least Gabe is smart enough to be done with this woman. Le sigh!

- Delivery Guy Chris who evidently remembered FINALLY how to get to the Inn!!! He was seen chatting with Den Mama Sid who seemed quite upset over losing something. Our sources never did figure out what. However, the commonly held opinion of the night was that it was very disconcerting to see Sid so… off.

- Kaspar and Lang snuggling in the late hours of the night in the Inn. We suppose we can officially say that Wolv is out and Lang is in now!!! This guy smells a bit dirty to us. We’re not so sure about this match.

- Rhy, the chick Lang dumped to cuddle with Kaspar, in the Inn earlier in the evening with a new man of her own. She certainly wasn’t teary-eyed that night!

- DoD-er Charlie warning HEIFER Jewell to never touch her again!!! We’re not huge fans of those dark and deadly types like DoD-er Charlie but we have to totally HEART her for threatening HEIFER Jewell. Charlie also exchanged words with Lydia but it wasn’t clear over what the subject matter was about. HAWT!!!

- another dark and deadly type in Raye, chatting up some of the ladies. She’s another one that we wouldn’t turn our back on after insulting her! She’d slice and dice!!!

- DoD-er Rena seeming a bit under the weather! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy even stayed out of the rings of the Outback to keep an eye on her. We hear you! A Monday went by without Koy fighting??? No, pigs did not fly. Quite iiiinteresting, though!

- Max fighting Anubis for the Firestar Opal with SUUUUUPER Des (who had her faithful Gav at her side) keeping track of points!!! Max couldn’t take down the current Firestar holder and Anubis took the win in two closely fought matches! Congratulations, Anubis!

Posted: September 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Pslyder (yes, we did say Pslyder) and Max were spotted catching up on Friday night. It gets even odder!!! Pslyder and Max were caught catching up in the Red Dragon Inn! We blew your mind, no??? Okay, so maybe not but you do have to admit that Pslyder hasn’t been seen in a while and the Inn isn’t the first place you’d expect to see the two of them. They reminisced about old times, caught up on the current happenings in the dueling world, and talked about their families! Cute!

The Gov Kitty was later seen introducing herself to Psly. Is it only us that sees these two as major trouble if they spend any time together???

Baker was up to trouble as usual. According to our sources he got a nasty burn but there’s no word how he received the nasty wound! DoD-er Eve wandered in just in time to revive Baker with… yep, you guessed it… ale!!! HEIFER Jewell even got over herself long enough to supply Baker with some burn cream but she ruined her good deed by later giving into her MASSIVE ego by introducing herself as “the Empress”.

…The Empress of the Buffet Line, maybe.

We HEART Ewan!!! He’s delicious! He wised up and got back together with the DIVINE Storm! And he always seems to keep an eye out for lovely little Taneth! Last night he was seen chatting her up in what seemed to be an attempt to keep her out of some brewing melodrama. He gets major props in our book… and not just his fiiiiine rear end!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena Friday night, the caller on duty — Teagan — had gained quite the crowd!!! But… who wouldn’t show if that HAWTIE is on the couch??? She is absolutely SMOKING!!! Chris Graziano sure knows how to hire the cutie callers to appease his mostly male duelers!!!

And you could have knocked us over with a FEATHER when our sources told us who showed up!!! Roland!!! No lie!!! The former baron hasn’t been seen in the rings in yeeeeaaars but showed up out of the blue and seems to be back to try his hand at dueling again. G’nort, Jaycy, and Karen were tasked with the task of catching him up on the happenings over the past years… which is certainly a monumental chore!

Posted: September 10th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It was a dragon’s night out evidently Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn as Icer and her hubby Aurthur as well as her father Aurok were all spotted in the Inn! When The Gov Kitty taunted Aurok for being old, he made a point of advising her that, while he may not be young, he is not old and is still a fine breeding partner. Aurthur seemed to think it information about his father-in-law that he’d rather not know.

On a side note, though, is there anybody but The Gov who has the balls to taunt a dragon???

Eless was spotted at the bar still not looking that great. She’s been looking a bit under the weather for some time now. We sure hope she’s okay! Tucker seemed to be looking after her and mixed her a few drinks to ease her headache. Well, if we can’t have Tucker with Julie, Eless seems like a more than adequate substitution! Make your move, Tucker! Ask her out!!!

Taneth was holding court with her usual collection of odd friends. Thursday night she was even spotted keeping company with a black ale-drinking squirrel named Chester! The pair talked about all of Taneth’s favorite subjects — fruit, cuteness, and dancing! The large bear of a man Guthorm squeezed the peppy blonde up into a big hug! Love them both!

Depsite Imp’s sway with the ladies, Thursday nights seem to becoming Guys’ Night in the Inn’s basement Arena! Our sources spotted Chris Graziano, G’nort, Bran, and Man-tastic Matt all up to trouble without their significant others present. Chris got his butt handed to him by Querylon while G’nort and Matt had a conversation that went in circle so quickly that it made us dizzy! Also, Bran admitted that he duels to impress the lady lizards!!!

The ladies began to pile in later in the evening and, of course, Imp got his gropes in on Koy, Kaja and Rena. After brushing off as much Imp drool as possible, Kaja then engaged in some of that hideously awful P.D.A. that she and her hubby G’nort are known for!!! Finally, they were separated when Imp broke the news to Kaja that G’nort’s been kissing on Teagan!!!

It’s about time somebody told Kaja about G’nort’s cheating ways!!!

Posted: September 10th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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