The bar of the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet in the early hours of Friday evening which gave Antonio several moments to catch up with Sylvia. We hear that he was busy describing just how fabulous his gardens are! Therapist Chryrie tends to them and they are open to the public. There are even several different climate-controlled environments and many rare plants from his travels! It sounds absolutely amazing and we sure hope that we can visit it sometime very soon!

Sylvia’s attention was diverted from hearing of the gardens as soon as Hudson headed on in. The Hud seemed keen on spending some time with the lovely lady as well! Our sources tell us that Sylvia spent a while teaching The Hud how to play darts. These two are absolutely adorable together!

We hear Crazy Train Tara was all upset Friday night but our sources never could determine the exact cause. They believe it had something to do with Anubis but we’re never fully certain. Geez, geez, geez! It’s Anubis! Her “sister and brother”, Cieara and Daniel, attempted to console her but we hear that C.T. Tara was pretty teary-eyed ALL NIGHT LONG! You’ve really got to be kidding us!

Ohz Noz, kids! We hear that Brale Brother Baker was overheard attempting to explain brale to the sweet tender on duty, Soran. Evidently Soran wasn’t feeling the part in which he told her to “expose a breast” of her choice for him to dip in the ale. Lordy, Lordy! Soran wasted no time in pouring that ale over B.B. Baker’s head! What a nut!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Jay and Kazzy were being their odd selves. These two seemed awfully chummy, though! Could their be something there??? We suppose even crazy people need love. These two are certainly a bit on the crazy side!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems to have no short supply of male companions these days! She was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night chatting amicably with Jolyon! Maybe he’s not after a Smith girl after all! So many pretty lasses, so little time, right??? The pair discussed Jolyon’s background in anthropology and Jolyon was overheard commenting how monogamy is not a cultural norm in RhyDin. Ha! That’s putting it mildly!

C.M.M. Eless was later seen flirting it up with Antonio while he was tending bar! He’s lucky it was a pretty slow evening because he seemed thoroughly distracted by Elessaria’s….. uh, charms. Who can blame her??? Certainly not the half of the male patrons of the Inn that seem quite interested in getting to know her better!

Tiny Tucker is blaming the bandaged hand he’s been seen with recently on a “carpentry accident”. We so don’t buy it! Tiny Tucker doesn’t seem like the clumsy sort to us. We’re dying to know what’s going on! We also want to know what caused that GIGANTIC blow-up between him and Doc Eva! Come on, Tiny Tucker! Inquiring minds want to know!

It seems that dear sweet Maeve still has a crush on that troublemaker Ethan! The pair were seen spending some time together in the Inn. Our sources even report back that Maeve was seen helping him out of his vest! Wow. We definitely didn’t think things were moving in THAT direction between these two. We sure hope Maeve takes care this time! We don’t trust that Ethan as far as we can throw him!

We hear that Fiona and Alysia were seen in the Inn exchanging heated words! Their conversation was kept quiet so there’s no word about what the topic was about. Alysia did not look pleased, though! We certainly don’t like her like that! We hear that Therapist Chryrie got in on the action as well and she was anything BUT playing the role of mediator in this situation! She was throwing insults right back at Fiona. Poor Head Pussy Panther reminded them who’s house they were in but it didn’t seem to lessen the tensions! When even Guthorm refused to listen to Sylvia’s pleas to stay out of it and entered the fray, our sources deemed it an adequate moment to GET THE HELL OUT!!! We certainly don’t blame them! We hear that the matter ended in a serious fight but we have no details nor do we want them. This is something we’d like to stay faaaar away from!

Our sources bailed down into the Inn’s basement Arena and, man, are we glad that they did! They were fortunate enough to catch two legendary duelists catching up! Former Overlords Xenograg and Dalamar discussed rising talents and old friends as they had drinks together. Now there’s the makings of a fine dueling trust for you! Dalamar was overhead mentioning the censure that remains on his record with disdain. We agree with him! Isn’t it time to remove that???  He’s a freaking legend, after all!!!

Posted: May 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty’s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit…. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ….er, we don’t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We’re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay…. right??? WRONG! Instead, she’s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don’t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We’d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN’ Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We’re not sure if that’s encouraging or frightening. We’re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN’ Issy! Can’t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that’s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd…. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn’t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn’s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker’s much more up this naughty girl’s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she’d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn’t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn’t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn’t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends — SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN’ Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix — were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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After welcoming in spring at the events the night before, the second day of Beltane festivities was just as fabulous as the first! There was picnicking in the Glen, flower picking throughout the city and countryside, storytellers, musicians, and so much more! The evenings events were grand in and of themselves and it didn’t seem that there were many in the city that missed out in joining in! Even yours truly spent some time at the great affair!

Amber was seen manning one of the many games in which proceeds went to charity! Many of the city’s finest tried their hand at striking the mallet to see just how strong they were! We’re adamant that Amber is one of the GREATEST quiet beauties in this city. Love, love, love that girl!

We spent time in the seat of honor on the dunking booth and there was no short supply of people wanting to drop us into the watery depths below! Thankfully, Taneth was NOT one of these! She was there but was only interested in giving us a biiiiig hug. That girl gives GREEEEAAAT hugs by the way! We had her attention until she spotted Brian wandering through and was instantly excited to see him. We suppose we can’t fault her for that. Brian is one lovely piece of man meat even if he did need Jenai to kiss his ball for luck in order to dunk us!

May Queen Trinala also gave us a hug but couldn’t miss out on dunking us as well! No hard feelings, though. She made sure we had a towel at the end of the night and we even had a very fun discussion over pancakes later in the evening! She definitely made one heck of a May Queen! Her Green Man wasn’t in tow Saturday night but her boyfriend, Silas, was! This seems to be a relatively new relationship but he does make the May Queen quuuuuite happy!

There’s been quite a few rumors about the state of last year’s May Queen Amthy’s relationship with last year’s Green Man Hawk. He’s been seen spending a good deal of time with Therapist Chryrie lately. However, Amthy and Hawk seemed quite close as they wandered through the streets of the market Saturday night enjoying the Beltane festivities! These two are definitely an interesting pair and if they are indeed still together we’re dying to know why Hawk hasn’t popped the question yet! We were so expecting a Beltane wedding from the pair!

Amthy was thrilled to be there with Hawk but even more thrilled to run into her dear friend, Crazy Train Tara! We hear that Crazy Train Tara wanted to corner us for some reason or another. We shudder to think! Unfortunately (or fortunately?) we were stuck in the dunking tank weeeeell into the evening and if there is one thing that Crazy Train Tara doesn’t have, it’s patience! Another time, another time.

It seems that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane are not, in fact, attached at the hip as we were beginning to suspect! The Luscious Lydia half of Lydibane was seen joking with DoD-er Rena and friends while they watched people test their strength! In fact, we haven’t seen Lydibane together in a while. We wonder if everything is still hunky dandy on that front!

PAARTY Girl Chase was super eager to send us for a swim and, after a couple tries (with all the alcohol that was probably in her system, we’re still wondering just how many targets she saw), she was successful! She let out quite the whoop of celebration. Nice to know we can make people happy! Psycho Skiddie and Bree weren’t too far behind her in the line. Although, Psycho Skid took much delight in sending us for a dip, Bree agreed to not dunk us in exchange for a cool nickname. We’ve decided on Banana Rama Bree because, well, she’s bananas but in a funky, fun sort of way! Banana Rama Bree it is!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen wandering through the crowds and socializing with his people! He, of course, had the lovely DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy on his arm who looked stunning in a green silk dress. The pair seemed quite lovey dovey as usual! They were even spied dancing and, surprisingly enough, MAN-tastic Matt is an awfully good dancer!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were both in the general vicinity and he was caught stealing a kiss after Twin Spice was done overseeing us serving out our sentence in the dunking tank. Yet, we hear that she also stole a couple furtive glances towards Tiny Tucker who was serving drinks nearby while Awesome Alain had a wandering eye as well. We’re still not quite sure what to think about all this! We do know that we’re slightly worried that we haven’t seen Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva together in some time!

We actually heard S’jira laugh out loud! And, we have to admit, we feel a bit of pride for being the cause of her laughter! Shockingly enough, S’jira has a bit of spitfire to her and was one of the last to line up to dunk us. She seemed quite pleased with herself to drop us and even though we were cold and wet we certainly can’t fault her. She’s absolutely adorable! Interestingly enough, the final thrower is S’jira’s complete opposite in the class department — TRASH-tastic Jade! We have to admit the night wouldn’t have been complete without being dunked by the TRASH-tastic One. She was demanding a new nickname but we will never budge!

After we had fully served out our sentence, we had the pleasure of making the acquaintance of the lovely Caitlin (who looked stunning in a flouncy yellow dress, by the by) and her man Aaric! It seems the pair are indeed back together and are thoroughly into one another! She was such a sweetheart and we are so pleased that things are turning out well for this couple. They certainly seem to deserve it!

The former Gov Krazy Kitty took over as the dunking booth’s victim once we were shown some mercy! We hear that she was definitely giving the crowd a show by wearing a WHITE t-shirt and short shorts! We cannot BELIEVE we missed that. Only in RhyDin would this woman be considered governor material! We do adore her so, though!

So the spring festivities are over until next year and, while we must admit that makes us a bit sad, we are thrilled to find out what the warm months of this year have in store for this crazy city!

Posted: May 10th, 2008 under Event.
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OMG! We knew that Awesome Alain was going to be trouble but we certainly didn’t know how much trouble! He was seen flirting pretty heavily with the brunette twin Spice Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn! In fact, the pair were caught kissing and seen sneaking upstairs to her room together. Did we say OMG??? We refuse to call these pair a couple yet, though! She is nearly just as shameless of a flirt as he is!

Bree is back in town and up to trouble! We have a soft spot for this one. She’s like walking blog material! She was seen catching up with Booze Sis Hina. In fact, Frat Boy Quinn arrived just before Bree was about to take off. She didn’t get an opportunity to really meet him but we’re sure that once she finds out the details Bree will straighten Booze Sis Hina out reeeeaaaal quick! She’s not the type to take crap from men or to let her friends take crap from men either!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard complaining to Izira about troublesome headaches that have been plaguing her since her return to RhyDin! She didn’t seem quite herself and we are definitely worried for her! We do hope she sees a doctor or a healer at some point very soon.

Crazy Train Tara was certainly up to her usual bit of…. well, insanity really. We hear that she was dressed in a black belly dancer’s garb and was showing off her thighs decorated with painted symbols! She’d evidently done all this for “Inpu”. Now it didn’t take a whole lot of research on the part of our interns (okay, well, maybe they had to work all night on it but a little hard work never killed them) to discover that “Inpu” is another name for “Anubis”. She even mentioned that her outfit was “tear-away” so that she may be easily accessible. In fact, she was overheard saying she wants to “worship” him! OMG! OMG! OMG! We are so dyyyying here! FANTASTIC STUFF!

Did Aaric’s pleas for Caitlin to remain in town work??? She was seen checking into the Inn Thursday night and a mystery patron helped her up the stairs with her bags. The pair seemed to have quite the chat and Caitlin was overheard asking the man if he’d seen Aaric recently. We do hope those two are able to patch things up! Such a lovely little couple they are!

Sometimes even we must laugh at Unwashed Pirate Stephen! He was overheard commenting on just how hot he is in the late hours. When Alysia set the record straight that he was, in fact, not hot, he told he would consider her opinion. He did consider her opinion. For three seconds. And then told her that she was wrong! Not only is he funny but he’s got a nice set of you-know-whats to stand up to Alysia! We’re far too much of a coward for that!

As if he wasn’t in enough trouble for being a smarty pants he then proceeded to SHOOT Crazy Train Tara!!! Now, truth be told, he knew it wasn’t going to kill her but discharging a weapon in the Inn certainly isn’t the way to stay on Santa’s “Nice” list! We have a feeling that may get him a stern lecture from Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and we’re not the only ones! Even Therapist Chryrie was warning him that he was in quite some trouble once she found out. Stephen made a speedy exit before Crazy Train Tara came around! So, we suppose that answers that question — he’s not suicidal, just stupid!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn seemed almost a depressing place early Tuesday night! It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade was actually feeling a bit guilty over hurting Frat Boy Tristen! Jade??? Guilty??? You’re kidding us! While throwing down drinks to wash her guilt away, she took no heed to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s excellent advice to live and let live. In fact, the pair exchanged a few harsh words as SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee tried to snap the TRASH-tastic One out of her self-pity!

We just don’t like this Frat Boy Quinn and we certainly don’t like him spending time with Booze Sis Hina! Despite her connections with the other Booze Sisters, Hina’s actually got a bit of class…. or did until she started spending massive amounts of time with this boozing, commitment-ducking frat boy! She was seen throwing back shots of hard liquor in an attempt to “catch up” with him after joining him in one of his alcohol fests a bit late. In fact, we hear it was Hina who paid Amber for the frat boys drinks! Come on, Hina! Really, you can do better!

The lovely S’jira was seen in her usual quiet manner in the Inn. However, we hear that she appeared a bit concern. She had a quiet conversation with Eless that seemed to put her mind at ease somewhat. We also hear that the ladies discussed the break-up between Eless and Wil. Word on the street is that Eless might be just a wee bit bitter about how quickly Bad Boy Wil was able to move on! We suppose tigers can never change their stripes. We had hoped we were wrong about his inability to turn over a new leaf.

Have we mentioned lately just how afraid of Alysia we are??? Yes??? Well, we’re going to do it again. The woman is HAWT but SCARY!!! She was overheard telling several patrons of a fantastic cosmetic surgery she had which gives her retractable fangs. Oh, Lord! She evidently loves the ability to be able to thoroughly throw vampire hunters off their game. Uh, yeah, and on that note, Alysia is fabulously beautiful, classy, and an all-around good person. Think that’s enough to keep us on her good side???

Therapist Chryrie evidently has been telling people that she’s in need of a vacation from this town! What a bummer! She certainly hasn’t seemed happy as of late. Rumor is that her problems may stem back to the failure of her marriage. That’s enough to put anyone in a bit of a slump! We think she needs a tropical paradise vacation where she will be catered to by HAWT cabana boys! After that, she’ll be right back to her old form!

Later in the night Brale Brother Baker was overheard announcing that the new official RhyDin greeting with be the “Ass Pat”. DoD-er Eve was quite delighted with his proclamation while the rest of the patrons seemed amused but not too enthusiastic. Interestingly enough, it seems that Lord Brutin gets quite a kick out of the Inn’s biggest boozing couple! He was seen actually grinning when Eve referred to slaves as “freedomly challenged”. Well, at least they amuse him! We’d be quite sad if they annoyed him to the point of killing them!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can’t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We’re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We’re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We’ve got a feeling that Hina’s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You’re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn’t on duty Monday night that didn’t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna’s been keeping a low profile is that she’s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she’d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don’t doubt that she’ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie’s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there’s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he’s certainly yummy enough to get one’s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don’t think it’s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It’s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless’s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn’t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he’s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said “Ask me about bad parenting!” that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We’re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true…. right????

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that PAARTY Girl Atalanta was spotted tending the bar with a bandaged wrist Monday night! No word on what caused the affliction. She seemed to be in good spirits so don’t take our concern the wrong way! We bet the girl’s just clumsy. She certainly seems to have the clumsy gene…. or perhaps she was just wasted and fell down. She is one of the PAARTY Girls after all!

Our sources tell us that Mini-Frank Cor is back…. as if nothing happened. Interesting. To make matters even more confusing, he was seen Monday night in the company of Amnesiac Tara who is claiming that he’s her boyfriend… but she doesn’t seem to know his last name. Well, we can’t really blame her for that! His last name is a bit on the ridiculous side! However, with the rumors of her current mental state, we must ask — has Mini-Frank Cor really sank so low that he’s taking advantage of the deranged now???

Lang was slopping on the charm for Therapist Chryrie but we don’t think he’ll get very far! He actually accused her of being jealous of his attentions to TRASH-tastic Jade!!! OMG! We’ve got a feeling that Therapist Chryrie and her sister aren’t really sure what jealousy feels like. Nice taste, Lang, but that girl’s NEVER going to de-ice for you!

Fathers of preteen daughters are the same EVERYWHERE! SPEEDSTER Nova and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan were seen discussing a particular admirer of SPEEDSTER Nova’s daughter with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt who seems to be using city resources to spy on teenage boys! These guys are the ones whose little girls reach sixteen and HATE them for scaring away all their dates. The fireworks will be PRICELESS to watch! You stay classy, men of the Outback!

Speaking of fireworks, we hear that someone STORMED out of MAN-tastic Matt’s office after spending quite some time in there with The Gov himself! Our sources believe the man may have been a relation to MAN-tastic Matt’s wife, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The Gov didn’t look very happy either when he finally emerged. Iiiiiinteresting!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan was seen entertaining a pretty little elf who we hear goes by Sera! As much as we’d loooove to accuse The Diamond of naughty things (and as much as he probably deserves it), we hear that he wasn’t trying to hit on the new face. Instead, SUUUUPER Des introduced the girl to him so that she may learn a bit more about the Outback’s fights. Our sources have seen this girl around and we are all quite intrigued by her! After a bit of research we found that she owns a new seamstress shop in the market called The Ethereal Loom! Check it out and let us know what you think!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN’ Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn’t have ended so blood-free if they’d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna’s sure scary but our money’s on SMASHIN’ Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems…. well, out of it. She still doesn’t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks — Brian and Alex — along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let’s be honest, aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She’s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn’t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana’s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S’jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend’s return! Maybe with Eless’s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a “play in the hay” according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you’ve become??? We’re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can’t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You’d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he’d learn to throw a punch…. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan’s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She’s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn’t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly “Bane for Overlord” tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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