Broken Nose Saturday!

OMG. Where in the world does Playboy Shane find these ridiculous tramps? He was spotted at the bar Saturday night at the Red Dragon Inn waiting for Brandon to join him for some boozing and in the company of that purple-haired elf named Ceri. Evidently Ceri can tie cherry stems into knots with her tongue and decided that was a trick that Playboy Shane needed to see. Really, ladies? No self-respecting woman ties cherry stems into knots. Just so you know when you do stuff like that you move from potential girlfriend material to one-night stand zone. Despite what you think men do dig class. We hear that when Brandon did show and that Ceri had no chance after that. All Brandon and Shane talk about when they’re together is their bromance. They don’t have time for chicks.

The ladylike behavior (or lack thereof) did not improve, unfortunately, as they night went on. Shadow, Darcy’s man, was making some really over the top flirtatious comments to her that seemed to be making even Mega Mom Icer uncomfortable. Somehow those flirtatious comments led to a full blown fight between Shadow and Darcy. He actually picked her up and carried her out of the Inn with her cussing up a storm along the way. He evidently dumped her in a pile of snow outside the Inn and the pair went running off after one another. We’re starting to think that there isn’t an adult relationship in this city.

There was a lot of dueling Saturday night in the Arena! It seemed everybody was out and ready to battle in the rings! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan did NOT seem to be in the mood for dueling but she did seem to be in the mood for violence. We hear that S.P.G. Teagan’s girlfriend Joey told her that Anubis had struck her and that S.P.G. Teagan was LIVID! Teagan stormed off while Joey waited with Misty while Misty tried to reach some healer friend to take care of Joey’s face. We’re just telling you right now. This isn’t going to end pretty.

Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Crazy Train Tara were seen going another round about the very same man. We hear that C.T. Tara said publicly in the Arena that anybody who goes after Anubis would have to answer to her. People began taking sides and none of them chose C.T. Tara’s! We hear that even Chryrie said that she would protect L.L. Lucien at all costs even if that meant protecting her from C.T. Tara. Wow! Those are some harsh words! Queen of Class Sylvia tried to keep the peace but the peace was too far gone. C.T. Tara punched L.L. Lucien in the face which broke his nose and then she stormed out. Sylvia and Rekah were on hand to assist Chryrie as she set the broken nose but we hear that poor L.L. Lucien was in a lot of pain. What in the world has gotten into C.T. Tara? She’s taken this “stand by your man” crap a little too far, hasn’t she? After all, the man she’s standing beside is MARRIED and a pretty awful dude to boot.

Edited: February 5th, 2010

Queen of Saturday!

We here at the Den of Gossip feel there is great gossip potential in Lilli. Yet, we’re ashamed to say that we don’t know much of her dating past or present. We are determined to rectify that! It certainly helps our cause when her family is around, that’s for sure! Saturday night she was seen hanging out with her brother, Brishen, and her brother’s girl, Niamh. Much to Brishen’s dismay, Niamh asked Lilli who was “ploughin’ [her] furrows”. Niiiiiice! We should hire this girl! Unfortunately, Lilli was very vague. She said only that he was rich and handsome and refused to give her brother his name. Could it be Zev? She has been spotted with him on multiple occasions. Of note as well is that Brishen advised his sister that it might just be time that he buy a ring to place on Niamh’s hand. Uh… you think???

Awesome Alain was seen hand-in-hand with an old “friend” (and we do use that word loosely) of ours, Sophie Rhovnik. Rumor has it that the pair have been spending quite some time together since she arrived in town. They have similar business interests which has some worried and some intrigued by the possible match. We hear that there’s already a push from some for them to marry to create a powerful merger of families which is exactly what has the rest worried. We still seriously doubt that Awesome Alain even understands the concept of settling down.

How adorable! It seems that Awful Ali, The Many Faces of Fio, Manly Mason, and Doc Eva are bonding over a common love for Lil’ Bit Lirssa! Those two couples seem like they would make such an interesting double date, don’t they??? T.M.F.O. Fio invited Manly Mason and Doc Eva over for an evening much to L.B. Lirssa’s delight. Interestingly enough, we feel like the pair of them probably have a lot in common… more than just L.B. Lirssa. We could totally see this turning into an excellent friendship!

So much for all you naysayers trying to tell us that Dean is a good guy and really is in love with his girlfriend, Quinn. There’s no denying he was seen at the bar drinking and having a very intimate conversation with a lovely blonde elf named Susan. Our sources swear up and down that they’ve never seen him open up to his girlfriend the way he was opening up to this Susan chick. Iiiinteresting! Word has it that Quinn did make her way in later and met Susan. Quinn was gracious (or naive) as always. We just don’t trust this guy.

Our sources insist that they spot Sylvia in a ring in the Arena Saturday night while Guill was calling. We just didn’t believe them so Intern Hot to Trot checked the official dueling standings and… what do you know??? She is indeed listed on the standings! We have to admit that we’re a little thrilled about this! The Queen of Class Sylvia with a sword in her hand taking on the big boys of the Arena??? It’s kind of HAWT! We’d love to lay eyes on it ourselves. Did anybody else catch this???

Chryrie hasn’t died! We were starting to hear some unsubstantiated rumors that the reason Chryrie hadn’t been around was that she had been killed and that Krazy Kitty and Psycho Skid were keeping it a secret until they could find her murderer. It seems those were nothing but LIES! Chryrie was seen looking quite alive in the Arena, watching the duels and enjoying the company. Psycho Skid seemed quite pleased to see that she was out in public and laid quite the series of kisses on her. Even Sullen Sal got in on the joy. Chryrie covered him in dust from her wings and he spent some time… licking it off of himself. That boy is just damn strange. There are no other words for it.

Edited: January 24th, 2010

Another Chance Friday!

It seems that Neo’s brother Jinn is still dating that jello wrestler chick named May. The pair were seen awfully intertwined Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn before heading to the Annex together. Why are those boys attracted to such…. sluts??? Seriously, if Neo’s girlfriend, Kel, and Jin’s girlfriend, May, were to put together a phone tree of all the people they’ve slept with, they could contact just about half the city! For two nice boys they’ve got some really unusual taste in women. Where have all the good girls gone??? When did bad girls suddenly become so in with the men of this town???

Speaking of still going strong, we’re surprised to see that Niamh and Lilli’s brother Brishen are still an item! Those two moved so fast that we didn’t think there was any way that they would last! We’re glad that we’re wrong about them because she’s adorable and he’s a hilarious troublemaker! In fact, that’s exactly what Lilli and Niamh were teasing him about Friday evening. The girls sure seem to adore each other and Brishen seems to adore being teased by the pair of them. Such a cute little family reunion!

We hear that Kitty made an appearance at the side of her husband, Old Man Tass, Friday night in the Annex to watch the entertainment. She seemed quite happy to see Psycho Skid and gave him her…. well, traditional greeting. You know? Those hugs that always leave you with a new perspective on life? Yeah. Psycho Skid was overheard telling Kitty that he hasn’t seen Chryrie in some time. Bummer! That was kind of a funny pairing. We sure hope this isn’t the end of that coupling! We know he’s a bit strange, Chryrie, but GIVE PSYCHO SKID ANOTHER CHANCE!!!! Do it for us because we’d rather not see him unleashed on the city’s unsuspecting young women. You at least know how to semi control him.

Jay got an up and close look at crazy! It started off all good for him. He had Joey and Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan all entangled in front of him, flirting it up with him. He probably thought he’d REALLY lucked out. Two really hot, really easy girls showing interest in each other and in you??? Isn’t that pretty much any guy’s version of HEAVEN??? Anyway, S.P.G. Teagan had to ruin Jay’s dream by being all crazy. She evidently got spooked by something and started getting all teary-eyed and scared. Joey was able to get her calmed down but by that time Jay had gotten smart and hauled his rear end to a ring. There’s a smart boy! Stay away from the crazy!

We hear that Danny and Mad Cow Kazzy were spotted in the Annex as well. We know that Mad Cow Kazzy has been mourning her friend Lizzie leaving town and we just assumed that Danny had gone with her but it seems that he hasn’t! In fact, it seems that he was left behind as well! Iiiiinteresting! We have to wonder what happened because Danny and Lizzie were pretty inseparable. M.C. Kazzy was overheard making mention that Danny has been spending an awful lot of time holed up in his apartment since his girl left. Awwww! That’s kind of sad! We actually feel for him a little bit.

Edited: January 13th, 2010

Hands Off Her Man Saturday!

Therapist Chryrie really seems to be falling baaaaadly for Psycho Skid! It’s almost enough to start wondering what sort of spell he’s put on her!  She was overheard admitting Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn to Queen of Class and Sass Sylvia that she’s been spending much of her time these days either working or with Psycho Skid. Psycho Skid has been in a surprisingly upbeat mood as well which was even noticed by Den Mama Sid who was tending bar. Could it be the “L” word????

Awesome Alain is having none of this Proposition 37 business! In fact, he was overheard telling Psycho Skid that his people will SHOOT anyone trying to enforce such a regulation. Wow. Now that’s taking civil disobedience to an unhealthy level. We agree that it is a very bad idea and will refuse to register our names. However! We don’t believe that violence is the best solution! That’s Awesome Alain, though. He tends to jump to violence as a method for solving problems first and foremost.

We are hardly the only ones interested in Awesome Alain getting married, by the way! We hear that Real Estate Mogul Rena and Therapist Chryrie were overheard discussing the idea with him. Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia was overheard telling A. Alain that he should just tell people that he is indeed married. Oh, dear sweet Q.O.C.A.S. Sylvia! There is no fooling the one and only Marc Franco!

Laaaate into the night one of our sources spotted Potter Piper! NO LIE! She was evidently hanging out with R.E.M. Rena and Therapist Chryrie, discussing the current gossip. We hear that Therapist Chryrie was practically livid over some unnamed woman’s unwanted attention towards her man! Really?!?!?! First of all, it’s Psycho Skid! Second of all, who would dare even look twice at a man of her’s??? Well, we doubt that woman will be interested very long because Therapist Chryrie made it quite clear that not a soul except her would lay a finger on Psycho Skid! MEOW!

Captain Misty was seen with a friend in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night. Seems her friend was almost shell shocked by the backlash towards magic that has rocked this city. We hear her friend’s name is Krys and that she intervened to try to help the victim of an angry mob and instead became it’s target. She had ugly things shouted her way and objects thrown at her. This is starting to get a bit frightening!

Just when SLUTtacious Darcy’s man is having a bit trouble with her slutty behavior, she goes off and decides to hold a jello event??? Will this girl ever learn??? She was overheard telling Simmering Sivanna about it in the Arena. Simmering Sivanna seemed just as confused as we are! Perhaps SLUTtacious Darcy will spend a bit more time with Simmering Sivanna. We really hope her classiness will wear off on the troublesome young woman!

Edited: September 5th, 2009

Sappy Friday!

We have to agree with Krazy Kitty! It seems that she was overheard Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn telling Psycho Skid that he and Therapist Chryrie are entirely too sappy! They are! And it’s starting to freak us out! Who would have ever thought that Psycho Skid or Therapist Chryrie had a sappy bone in their bodies??? Psycho Skid wasn’t the only one getting a piece of Krazy Kitty’s mind Friday night! She also laid into Mega Mom Icer for giving her a hard time. We hear that she wouldn’t rest until M.M. Icer’s pranks had been completely returned in kind.

We love Krazy Kitty in rare form!

Friday night’s patrons had the rare delight of being served by the one and only Chief Mischief Maker Eless! She was back behind the bar and yours truly even stopped by to have a quick chat with her! After all, who can resist her charm??? We didn’t have time to question her about where she’s been spending her time nor as to where her man has been hiding at…. but we’re dying to know! We do have a lunch scheduled with her soon so we will be sure to share all the juicy details of her personal life with you all, our closest friends!

It seems we’re not the only ones who believe that it’s time that Lucky Lawyer Lucien jumps back into the dating pool! We hear that The Many Faces of Fio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were urging him as well! Good for them! That’s why men like him need women like them.  We hear that Krazy Kitty poo-poo’d the idea and even said that the day that L.L. Lucien remarried was the day she became a “reborn virgin”. Ha!

The PIMP Imp was overheard Friday night in the Inn’s basement Aerna reassuring the dueling public that he does not molest people! The dueling public did not seem willing to listen. We hear that Xeno even told him to keep his distance and Captain Misty laughed at the claim. We would have laughed too! The PIMP Imp definitely has grabby hand syndrome!

Awwwwkward! We hear that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy’s ex-husband, Bane, was seen catching up with her often partner in behavior of a debauchery nature, Leo! Luckily, the interaction didn’t last long. Bane asked how L.B.B. Jaycy was, Leo gave a bland response, and then they exchanged pleasantries before Bane took off. We have to believe that L.B.B. Jaycy is thankful she wasn’t there for that! We still have NO idea why she dumped Bane. He is one SMOKIN’ hottie!

Edited: September 4th, 2009