Our sources tell us that Crazy Train Tara was NOT in a good mood Tuesday night when she was seen hanging out with the always lovely Cieara in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re not quite sure what had her in such a tizzy. We hear that she talked in low tones and was seen loving on that snake of her’s. Have we mentioned lately how much that girl freaks us out??? Scary! And we HATE snakes!!!

A visit from Bodacious Brian cheered her up a bit… and why wouldn’t it??? He’s definite one fine hunk of man meat! We hear that he was being quite sweet to dear, insane Tara and had her smiling within minutes. What a total hawtie he is!!! Not only did he turn C.T. Tara’s frown upside down but he was seen giving Taneth a big hug as well! Taneth seemed absolutely thrilled to see him!

OMG! OMG! OMG! Tiny Tucker and Doc Eva in the same room??? Although, the possibility for fantastic drama was crackling in the air, the fireworks NEVER came! Tiny Tucker was tending bar and even got Eva a drink while she sat at the bar reading a newspaper. However, they BARELY spoke! Can you say “awkward”???

Crazy Train Tara’s mood improved even further once Anubis walked through the door! Really, it’s a shame how deeply she’s fallen for him. Women are ridiculous! We hear that she was even looking a mighty bit jealous when PAARTY Girl Chase approached the table that she and Anubis were seated at to have a discussion with him. However, that does beg the question — what in the world could PAARTY Girl Chase have to talk to Anubis about??? We hear that C.T. Tara was so angry over the conference that she actually stormed off! PAARTY Girl Chase better watch her back! She likes taken men but we wouldn’t mess with a man that ALREADY has both a scary demonic wife and a crazy vampire for a mistress!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was spotted in the Outback Tuesday night under the watchful eye of hubby (and perhaps baby’s daddy?) the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! There’s still no OFFICIAL word as to whether or not she’s knocked up or just waaaay behind in getting her bod ready for bathing suit season. We’re strongly thinking that she’s got a bun in the oven, though! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen talking with Lil’ Boy Blue Locke who had some questions about the fashion industry. Evidently, he’s looking for an internship in men’s fashion! FAAAABULOUS! We think he’d be great!

Posted: May 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The bar of the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet in the early hours of Friday evening which gave Antonio several moments to catch up with Sylvia. We hear that he was busy describing just how fabulous his gardens are! Therapist Chryrie tends to them and they are open to the public. There are even several different climate-controlled environments and many rare plants from his travels! It sounds absolutely amazing and we sure hope that we can visit it sometime very soon!

Sylvia’s attention was diverted from hearing of the gardens as soon as Hudson headed on in. The Hud seemed keen on spending some time with the lovely lady as well! Our sources tell us that Sylvia spent a while teaching The Hud how to play darts. These two are absolutely adorable together!

We hear Crazy Train Tara was all upset Friday night but our sources never could determine the exact cause. They believe it had something to do with Anubis but we’re never fully certain. Geez, geez, geez! It’s Anubis! Her “sister and brother”, Cieara and Daniel, attempted to console her but we hear that C.T. Tara was pretty teary-eyed ALL NIGHT LONG! You’ve really got to be kidding us!

Ohz Noz, kids! We hear that Brale Brother Baker was overheard attempting to explain brale to the sweet tender on duty, Soran. Evidently Soran wasn’t feeling the part in which he told her to “expose a breast” of her choice for him to dip in the ale. Lordy, Lordy! Soran wasted no time in pouring that ale over B.B. Baker’s head! What a nut!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Jay and Kazzy were being their odd selves. These two seemed awfully chummy, though! Could their be something there??? We suppose even crazy people need love. These two are certainly a bit on the crazy side!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s been a while since we’ve spotted Deadbeat Dad Alex but there he was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night!!! Of course, his new fling Jalleia was there at his side. The pair seemed to be arguing but we believe that’s just Alex’s version of foreplay! That man must have sooooome kind of charm! He’s constantly wrangling in the HAWT women! Work it, boy!!!

Perhaps Querylon should have listed to us about that tattoo! Her husband, Venom Vinny, was spotted at the bar with TRASH-tastic Jade in his lap. Although the pair has been longtime friends, she’s still not the type of woman that you should let hang on your husband! We’re just WAITING to see Querylon march herself into the Inn and yank Jade off Vinny’s lap by her hair. How fabulous would that be???

However, the cattiness didn’t come from Vinny’s wife but from another of his “lady friends”!!! Darling sauntered her way in and did NOT seem too pleased that Venom Vinny was getting attention from TRASH-tastic Jade as well as Lyren! In fact, she had several backhanded compliments for Jade. MEOW!

Antonio was overheard talking to CHARITY Jewell about a show she owes him in body paint and a smile …er what??? It certainly was the night of the playboy men!!! To make the night even more mind-blowing, this whole conversation was happening with CHARITY Jewell on Antonio’s lap!!! Now we know that Stephen is the dumb, trusting type but we have a feeling that even he won’t be thrilled with his wife’s antics this time around!

SMASHING Issy was spotted later in the night looking in definite need of a couple stiff drinks and a good night’s sleep! She was seen chatting with CHARITY Jewell but didn’t seem in the mood to talk of whatever was on her mind. We have a feeling it had to do with the mess of the night before…. but murder and mayhem certainly isn’t our area of expertise! We’ll leave that to SMASHING Issy!

We hear Lucien was in a spicy mood Friday night!!! He was overheard exchanging words with Veighn and keeping an eye on the lovely Taneth. We love him in protective mode!!! Too HAWT for words! After Veighn disappeared, Lucien was overheard chatting with SMASHING Issy, CHARITY Jewell, and Chryrie about his dislike for the man. It appears all were quite confused by Cieara’s relationship with the man and agreed that her father was NOT happy with the match!!!

Krazy Kitty was overheard in the Arena complaining that she hasn’t been able to nail down The Gov MAN-tastic Matt since the election! She seems to think that he’s not in town! WHAT??? Our sources have spotted him everywhere from the Outback to the Red Dragon Inn! Could the new gov be avoiding the old one???

Tony’s been seen in the Arena quite a bit over the weekend! He got a handful of duels in on Thursday and a couple more on Friday. Is he gearing up for the TDL playoffs or is he attempting to speed duel his way to Warlord to get a bid in the upcoming Warlord Tournament? Perhaps it’s none of the above! Tony was overheard asking HAWTIE Hodge to cheer for him and was seen chatting with her the night before. Maybe all the dueling is an attempt to impress the cute brunette!

HAWTIE Hodge spent her time cheering for Tony (as requested) and hanging out with Nova… but definitely seemed thrilled when Rix showed up to keep her company. Yuck. We’re still of the mindset that she’s waaaaay too good for him! However, she was overheard telling Rix that she’d like for him to take her shopping at DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s shop! Perhaps she’s getting the hang of dating a wealthy retired athlete! It’s all about the money, baby!

Posted: February 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SUUUUPER Des was in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night showing off one of her new hires — a lovely brunette named Atalanta! We love HAWT new girls!!! Heeeey, guys (and gals if you’re into that sort of thing), you MUST check this one out. She’s quite the stunner and SUUUUUPER Des is the best recruiter of T&A in the city!

Classy Cieara and her brother/partner-in-crime Dashing Daniel were seen in the Inn looking FANTASTIC as always!!! These two are always such shining jewels of manners and grace in a pool of… well, trash. They were spending time with a flashy redhead who were told goes by the name Beth! Quite the stunner!

Awesome Alain and Tareth haven’t let us down! They continued this FANTASTIC tension. We hear that Alain sent Sid, who was tending bar late into the night, over with a drink and a message — that Alain had a great night the previous night with Tareth. Tareth sent a return message through Sid that Alain only wished he could get his hands on Tareth. LOVE IT! Den Mama Sid seemed thoroughly amused as well!

Our sources claim that not too long after Tareth was seen giving Charlie a ring and later that ring was seen on DoD-er Charlie’s left ring finger!!! WHAT?!?! Koy just got married! Eve is “engaged”! Is Charlie engaged as well?!?! The DoD girls are dropping like flies! ….At least we know that our dear PJ will always be single and crazy!

Soerl and SaVANnah were back in action in a ring again in the Outback Monday night. These two just CANNOT keep their hands off one another! Their little love fests in the ring are making us gag on the cuteness factor. Man, do we need a nasty fight between these two!!!

Over on Twilight Isle, Querylon was still punishing Venom Vinny for his wandering eye!!! Evidently she put some sort of curse on him and was only willing to lift it when he begged. Man, that woman is AWFULLY needy! It’s a good thing she’s so darn cute or we’re betting that Venom Vinny would have tired of that a looooooong time ago!

Our sources never did find out how that argument ended as they were distracted by Topaz and Sexy Will Wulfson. We still think these two should be an item! They are HAWT HAWT HAWT!

Posted: November 7th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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So we are getting soooo tired of writing about TRASH-tastic Jade’s mess of a love life but you people are still terribly interested in this train wreck… so, with reluctance, we will fulfill your addiction. Thursday night, the TRASH-tastic One was at the bar in the Red Dragon Inn with the often dumped Michale. We’re POSITIVE that Jade has broken up with him at least a half a dozen times. Yet, there he was begging for her to come back. Some men never learn.

Lydia was chatting up DoD-er Rena about expanding her business ventures. Iiiiiinteresting, no? What do you guess it might be? An alteration and tailoring shop? A sports bar? A porn store? We’re DYING to know?

HEIFER Jewell just can’t keep her promise to stay at sea! Blah! She was seen at the bar with her usual humility and charm. GAG US!!! She was, of course, flirting with a man and talking up her importance and advising him that she was an Empress. She’s totally PSYCHO!!! We think she might actually believe that she is some sort of empress.

To make us feel better, we’ll talk about our favorite DeAusters!!! Daniel brought in his looooovely sister, Cieara, in for a drink and the pair continued to make us droooool with their HUMILITY AND CHARM!!! Perhaps one of these days their class will rub off on HEIFER Jewell. In the mean time, we will continue to be in awe of their RAW HAWTNESS!!

Posted: October 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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HAWT! That’s really all we can say about Maia and Harry who were seen together again this past Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. This coupling is MAJORLY HAWT!!! Now we’ve always known that Maia is spectacularly spicy but Harry’s always been that cute guy next door type. Evidently Maia’s gotten under his skin because he’s gotten…. SEXY!!!

Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker were spotted at the bar drinking up a storm and causing problems. We HEART their witty banter and silliness. In fact, we want these two to be the next (in)famous couple in RhyDin to get married!!! HOW MUCH FUN WOULD THAT WEDDING BE?!?! Everybody would be snuckered before the ceremony even began!

As if Maia and Harry weren’t enough HAWT for one blog entry, two of RhyDin’s CLASSIEST ladies — Cieara and Eless — were spotted chatting with one another in the Inn. DROOOOOOL!!! These two should teach classes for the trashy women of the Inn. You can be SEXY AND DEMURE! They’re not mutually exclusive terms. Learn it! Live it! Blah. Anyway, we suppose even Cieara cannot be perfect. It seems her little flirtation with Veighn continues on. Yuck. Just typing his name makes us want to take a shower.

Posted: September 28th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. Gather HEIFER Jewell, her husband Stephen, and his brother Robert in a room and drama will ensue. Robert was busy being his usual classy self when Miss Mercy decided to take that moment to give him a lecture on how he should speak with his sister-in-law. HEIFER Jewell who STILL is badly in need of anger management classes slapped Robert upside the head while Stephen merely buried his face in his hands. We feel the same way, Stephen!

Classy Cieara and her brother, Dashing Daniel, FINALLY managed to make an appearance in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night!!! It’s about time!!! We have missed them so!!! HEIFER Jewell and her unwashed husband Stephen were overheard inviting Cieara to wrestle on the floor with Jewell. You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Must she bring down any woman with any poise and dignity in the Inn?!?! STAY AWAY FROM THE GOOD GIRLS, HEIFER!!!

Dakota found his way back to the Inn. We can only imagine where he’s been spending his time. It certainly hasn’t been spent where it should be — at home with the lovely Charlotte. We suppose we should just give up on any possibility of a reunion there but we soooo HEART that unlikely pairing. Dakota was discussing parenting with Icer and our sources overheard that Icer’s broad is at 26 now!!! OMG, Batman!!! Between Icer and HEIFER Jewell, this city is going to be fully stocked with dragons and ill-tempered fairies!

Amazing Alain was seen getting a bit frisky with Cute Single Erin!!! Now wouldn’t these two be a-freaking-dooooorable together??? However, Lassie Cassie certainly didn’t seem pleased with sharing Alain’s attentions. She got in a fight IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN which, of course, caused Alain to have to pull her off of her latest victim. He did NOT seem pleased. Come on, Lassie Cassie! What happened to the cool, suave chick that we fell for??? Anybody get the feeling that Alain’s probably asking himself the same thing???

Posted: September 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The HAWTest brother and sister duo in RhyDin were hanging out in the Inn on Sunday night — Cieara and Daniel!!! Their fun loving energy was brought down by Lydia who had joined the conversation. Lydia continues to be a GIANT bore and did not seem happy by Cieara recounting Cute Single Erin getting tipsy. For Pete’s sake!!! Somebody needs to get Lydia WASTED. Maybe she’ll remember how to smile.

Finally Cassie was looking like the Cassie we remember in a cute white knee-length dress with a ruched bodice! So perfectly summery! Cute Single Erin followed shortly after and was bumming it but she’s looked so darn adorable lately that we’ll give her a pass! They really brought the energy of the room back up! Lydia evidently couldn’t take all the positive energy and took off. Then the party really started with Jewell joining in on the party!

Daniel wasted no time in smooching on Erin! This guy sure has “playa” written all over him! Erin was quick to warn him that she doesn’t have long term potential. LOVE the girl!

Darren and his girlfriend’s twin Spice were hanging out at the bar together a bit flirtatiously. Color us shocked!!! Darren and the brunette twin were conspiring to get drunk when Eless (who was doing an excellent job tending!) nixed the idea. It seems Eless was a bit worried that Sid would be angry with her as Sid has been quite protective of the twins. The flirting came to a quick end when Cor cut short his socializing to return to that twin who he has been linked with in recent months.

Fight Night was all geared up in the Annex as well and Gnome Love was the theme of the night!!! The adorable Gnim and his sweet gnome baker Mel were overheard by our sources telling cute-as-a-button caller Rory that they are engaged!!! Rory was just as excited as we are! A gnome wedding!!! What could be better???

Posted: June 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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