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Rat-tastic Thursday!

Kina and Tucker are so much fun when tending bar together! While we HEART Antonio and absolutely love him and Kina together, wouldn’t Tucker and Kina make a FABULOUS couple?!?! Delicious! Kina was overheard telling Tucker that she isn’t allowed to make coffee after an incident that resulted in four people being hospitalized. Somehow that doesn’t surprise us.

Not too long after, Tucker and the absolutely adorable Piper were engaged in a heart to heart chat that appeared serious. Oh la la! If we can’t have Kina and Tucker, can we have Piper and Tucker??? She needs a big manly stud in her life!!! Maybe that would get Erin to stop trying to set her up with her exs.

It’s been so long since she’s been spotted out and about that we were starting to think that Baker had tied up our EVIE and turned her into his own personal sex goddess! She was not happy to find the boys of RU looking pretty beaten up which was supposedly at the talons of Icer. Evie asked Baker if he was feeling better and he sweetly replied that he was now that she was with him! Awww! Now before we wondered if he was good enough for our Sex-tastic Evie but we are now well assured that this is a match made in Ale Heaven!

CLASSY Cieara and Cute Single Erin wandered into the Inn together, chatting like besties! It appears that Cieara’s way HAWT brother might have a bit of a crush on the ravishing beauty! While we respectfully request Erin remain single because she’s way more fun that way, we would love to see a spunky little flirtation between her and Daniel. SIZZLING HAWT!

Artemus had a bad night in the Iron Fists Garden! With Cas (the Roman one) egging the situation on, he first butt heads with SOD’s Rena over comments he made about the skill of the girls of SOD and their men. Artemus threw a hissy fit and Rena stormed off. Then good ol’ Art had to sit through his team dropping the ball. He didn’t sit quietly, though. He was overheard yelling at one of his employees to “at least score”. And to cap off his bad night another ticked off SOD team member in the form of team captain Charlie stormed into the Garden to lay into him. The confrontation was broken up by PJ who led Charlie away to the bar. Every DoD girl knows how to distract the rest of their bunch — booze.

Jewell and her brand spanking new husband Stephen made their first public appearance the night after their wedding in the Iron Fists Garden! Their honeymoon had to be delayed a day so that Jewell could face off against the Badside Brawlers Rat-tastic Napoleon!

Napoleon was expressing concern over all the cats he’s seen recently in the Inn but Gov Kitty reassured him that it was bad publicity for her to “eat citizens”. This is why we totally HEART Gov Kitty!!!! Ratty Nappy isn’t too bad himself!

The looovely Sugar Twin showed up to support Darren while he was fighting in the Garden! These two seem to be spotted together quite a bit recently. Later in the evening they were also seen canoodling in the Inn! Love the sort of Good Girl/Bad Boy thing they have going!

Stone Soup Tuesday

Early in the evening hours of Tuesday, Amber whipped up a stone soup while Jade and Cieara questioned Icer on what it is like to have twenty children. Cieara quipped that if her father thinks she and her brother make him old, she wouldn’t know how he’d deal with eighteen others. LOVE HER!

Jewell took over for Amber later into the evening and not long into her shift behind the bar was insulted by an unknown patron. Her white knight… er pirate Stephen stepped up to nix any idea of this patron that he could bully around the Former Lil’ Miss Anger Management. While one would have expected Jewell to be a bit miffed at the perception that she needed help, Jewell seems to be in full on “lovey dovey” mode because she was clearly touched by the gesture.

Later Stephen was threatening to have a “talk” with Vince due to his beating of Jewell but Artemus stepped in to curb further in-fighting amongst his team. Similarly to SOD’s romantic drama, RSV too is falling apart before the IFL season even begins! Artemus assured Stephen that there would be no further problems because he was taking Jewell under his wing and she would be his “personal student”. ER?!?! Artemus teaching fists??? Right, and tomorrow PJ will be teaching Sunday school classes! Who else gets the feeling that G’nort and Harris are going to have a field day with this one?!?!

Sugar and Connar were engaged in a flirty conversation for the second night in a row. One person who did not appear particularly happy with the conversation (and the only person because nobody else can deny that they are so CUTE) was Shea. She flicked ice at Connar in an juvenile attempt to interrupt the conversation, but later had the gall to advise Connar that the cute blonde twin was too young for him. BAH, we say! MAJOR BAH!

Show Down Sunday!

The Inn certainly was a place of show-downs last night! There was a brief magical show down between the twins — Sugar and Spice. Evidently the pair isn’t very happy with one another…. but why they are not pleased seems to be a mystery. One stomped up the stairs and was soon followed by the other. Iiiiinteresting! And then later into the night SUUUUUPER Des brought the fighting in the Inn to a new height for the night! Despite Gav’s protests, she broke out a nerf gun and lit Brian up! Poor Brian didn’t even stand a chance! But who does when faced with SUUUUUPER DES?!?!

SOD teammates Darren and Rena were spending a bit more one-on-one time. We’re still wondering what on-again/off-again boyfriend and full-time hottie Val thinks of this!!!

We HEART super hawt girls dishing dirt and we sure had a mega trio last night!!! Ciera, Cassie, and Single Cute Erin were talking of slavers, Erin’s propensity for trouble, and sauciness being an admirable quality in women. LOVE IT! These three should form a HAWT trust that would rival even DoD!

The FINAL Madness duel took place in the Annex as swoooon-worthy Tarl and sex-tastic G’nort faced off against one another. It was a short and violent match that ended with G’nort walking away the winner!!! G’nort becomes the newest baron and gains a challenge grant to give away while Tarl took a batch of wins as his prize. Congratulations, G’nort!

Overlord Harris and Cicero, whom Harris has evidently hired as his legal consul, had a discussion regarding the short-lived nature of the title and a plan for making the reforms he and his Baronial Council are working on more lasting. Harris informed Cicero to start work on the plan and gaining a collection of like-minded individuals. Is this the beginnings of political drama in the storied Arena?!?!

To top the night off for Harris, his super kick ass wife dropped by to pick him up for a late night snack. He laid one heck of a smoooooch on her! Wouldn’t we all love to do that to Stick without getting belted??? Food and a hot woman! What man could ask for anything moooore?!

Ambush Saturday!

Sid oversaw the new twin tenders Sugar and Spice (as Sid has deemed them) as they handled duties behind the bar. These two cuties continue to DELIGHT us… and Sid as always is the hottest person in the city! That makes her man Scottie, who was all up on his lovely woman last night, the LUCKIEST man in RhyDin!!!

Jade ended her engagement with the sex-tastic Michale by telling him that she just didn’t have feelings for him anymore. OUCH! Both seem pretty broken-hearted over the matter. Michale went shot for shot with Spice to ease the pain while Chris (the HAWT delivery boy version, not the ADORABLE Graziano version) helped a very drunk Jade from falling out of her stool… And, thus, the circle of relationship life in RhyDin continues on.

…By the way, she doesn’t get many mentions in this blog because she’s always classy and is never involved in any of the melodramatic antics of most the women in the Inn, but it must be said that we absolutely HEART Ciera. CLASS ACT!!!

Speaking of melodrama, the night took a seriously violent turn when Vinny entered the Inn only to find SMASHING Issy and Big Brother Brian not so happy about the beating that Jewell took at his hands. The situation grew tense but all those involved decided to move it to a more private area before punches were thrown!!!! We would love to know who won that one!

Cranky Druid brought nude dueling back to the Arena and, as usual, we were all given a reminder why it left. It’s never dueling’s hotties that strip naked. It’s always the ones you don’t want to see. We got to see a lot more of the likes of Cas and Vinny than we ever wanted to! Some people really should learn to shave their backs!!!

Watch out ladies!!! If your husband/boyfriend/boy toy is spending a bit more time in the Arena than usual, it’s probably because a lovely new lady has been spotted in the rings. And, you know those dueling boys, they don’t miss a pretty face! This pretty face’s name is Cai and she’s no pussy cat in a ring!!!

Wednesday HEARTS the lushes!

It sounds as if Baker and Evie have broken up but, as is true in all good break-ups, the fight hasn’t ended there!!! The pair were once again arguing over the flowers that were delivered to Eve and Baker’s tendency to be… well, a giant lush. Last night they had an audience that consisted of fellow DoD-er PJ and fellow RU-er Reap and Cor. Did either of the three do anything to make the situation better? Nope! But that’s probably a good thing. The only person less likely to dish out good relationship advice than a RU-er is a DoD-er.

Speaking of DoD, the FABULOUS Koy showed up with a BILLY CLUB looking for fashion violations! Can you spell HAWT?!?! That woman can punish me any day of the week!!!

Somehow Good Boy Cor has gotten himself on Sugar’s bad side. The blonde twin has been shooting him nasty looks for well on a week whenever they’re in the same room!!! Rumor has it that Cor is dating or is thinking of trying to maybe date the brunette twin Spice and for some reason Sugar is not at all happy about it. TWIN DRAMA!!!

Late into the night a slaver convention brewed at the bar with Ciera discussing her father’s business with the ever annoying Anubis. We have a feeling that Anubis better watch himself around Ciera. The girl’s as smart as a whip and she certainly seems to have a cunning streak to her! Maybe she can keep Anubis in his place!

Jewell and G’nort were both in the Outback while their egos battled into out to see which should have top billing rights. Jewell tossed her hair while advising G’nort of the vast number of men that line up to have a chance at her while G’nort asserted that he was the biggest jerk to ever walk into a dueling venue…. What? No, he didn’t? He just said he was a bigger jerk than Jewell? Ah, well, the last half came from us then.

How can you not but love Big Willy?!?! Cranky old Druid oversaw as the FABULOUS Will Wulfson defended the right to be Archmage of Twilight Island for another cycle. CONGRATULATIONS, HUNK!!

A Marriage-Ending Sunday

Well, it’s official, folks! Charlie and Cor are both back on the market! Charlie was in the Annex Sunday night to tell Koy and Rena that she did go through with annulling the marriage. Evidently, she has admitted that she isn’t quite over former long-time flame, Tareth. According to what was overheard, this however wasn’t the end of her relationship to Cor. Instead our cute little Good Boy slept with another woman less than a day after the marriage was ended which according to Charlie was what actually ended any future hope of a relationship!!! Wow. Iiiiinteresting. If true, that definitely causes Cor to lose his “good boy” moniker! LOVE THE DRAMA!

Early in the evening, Taneth and Sugar/Sam met and the mind-numbingly peppy conversation that was had was…. well, mind numbing. However, there was a incredibly rare break in Taneth’s peppiness. Something seemed to upset her deeply but Ewan was there to comfort his “bright spark”. We HEART that nickname for her and HEART Ewan even more for coming up with it!

Erin came in dressed looking vaguely like Alice from Wonder Land (…didn’t the DoD girls promise to give her a bad girl make-over???). Somehow despite the horrendous outfit, she made us smile by being her newly cute and single self! Jewell agreed to help her clean out her house of memories of Bast. Poor poor Bast!

Somebody’s panties were sure in a bunch! Cieara was certainly not happy to see Veighn. Some harsh words were exchanged between the pair but, sadly, the drame ended on an anti-climatic note with Veighn simply walking away!

The fabled former Overlord and protector of the Ward of Gondar, Athlstan, made a brief appearance during Gav’s shift late night on Sunday! Athlstan stayed around for an ale and a brief conversation about some of the duelers from yesteryears. Talk about a brush with greatness!!!

Friday Night!

It appears that it didn’t take Brendan long to make his choice. After a terse, emotional conversation with Cal, he was seen laughing and flirting with Lurielle! There’s something cute and courtly about the Brendan/Lurielle coupling so we very much approve!!!

We totally HEART hunky Val!!! This guy is perfect for the lovely, sane member of the DoD, Rena! They have been exchanging cute little pecks and sweet comments! Awwww! Too much! A-FREAKING-DORABLE!!!

Speaking of adorable, the lovely Kira was having a heart-to-heart with Ness. However, these two pain us too much for words! They each CLEARLY like one another but neither will tell the other. You like each other! Kiss! Call each other “dear”! Move on to cute couple-dom like you should already!!! This is just becoming too painful to watch.

Gideon was busy ruffling the feathers of three lovely ladies — Cassie, Erin, and their friend from their homeland Sascha! We can always count on Gideon for a good bit of drama and snark on quiet nights!

Lil Miss Anger Management was showing her devilish side once again! She exchanged heated words and insults with Tommy before he stalked out into the night. Ciera sympathized with her after Tommy took off, mentioning that the claws of the underworld should rip his guts out. …urk? Why don’t the hot women of this town talk dirty like normal women? Why is it always guts being ripped out and violence against reproduction organs? Le Sigh.