So evidently the con artist who found his way onto the lovely Adrienne’s floor goes by the name Morgan. Our sources say the pair having quite the intimate conversation Thursday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! She seems to slowly but surely be giving in to his “charm”. Le sigh. Is it just us or do you smell another The Bum Phillipe brewing in our midst???

Seliandre seems certain to make himself a reputation as a lady’s man…. and he’s not wasting any time on getting to work!!! He was seen flirting up Miss Mercy at the bar and making sure to keep the alcohol flowing in her direction. In fact, his new friend Locke came over to play wing man!!! These two charmers are waaaay too much trouble when together! They’d have even the most shrewd woman’s panties flying off in no time flat. Watch out, ladies!

We hear that Johnny was seen tending bar late into the night!!! It’s nice to hear that he’s spending a bit more time in public. Perhaps he decided to up his public presence to fend off any would-be suitors of his pretty female relatives. One of his sisters was there with him — Juliane! What a stunner she is! The Smith family sure knows how to grow ‘em if you know what we mean!!!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, a crowd had gathered to watch the winner of the Warlord Tournament Aurora face off against Overlord Roland for his title!!! The trouble-making Imp was there to call… and to leer at all the ladies, of course. The crowd was packed full of some of dueling’s biggest names! Xeno was present discussing and analyzing the match with the HAWT Wyh Not. The former Overlord Cletus was there to support Aurora who has ties to his family. The former baron Rix hung out with his hot piece of arm candy, Hodge, to cheer on his old friend, Roland.

Although the crowd seemed firmly in the Overlord’s court for the most part, Aurora took two strong wins to win the title! The barons present quickly chimed in with their alignments. That naughty Jaycy, Baroness of Dockside, decided to go renegade as did G’naughty G’nort who currently reigns as Baron of the Old Market District! It seems that Aurora’s got a way to go in order to earn the respect of her barons. We wouldn’t put it past her! She’s pretty FIERCE!
Congratulations, Overlord Aurora!

Posted: March 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We knew that hot little Adrienne would turn some heads!!! Although, she’s a favorite in the dueling venues among the men, she’s quickly becoming a favorite in the Red Dragon Inn as well!!! Friday night found both Paladin and Colt trying to get to know her a bit better. She might be a bit on the shy and anxious side but that girl is one HAWT WENCH!!! With all this attention from potential buyers, we doubt she’ll stay on the market very long at all.

Of course, PAARTY Girl Chase just couldn’t stand another woman getting all the attention. She flirted her way into Colt’s heart right quick! The pair continued their banter for quite a while and he just kept getting sucked in deeper and deeper by her womanly skillz. Le sigh. Another one bites the dust!!! Can that girl stay out of trouble for just one night???

Our sources say that they spotted Caitlin who has been keeping a low profile since causing the stink between Chase, Maeve, and Ethan. She chatted briefly with Antonio as he got her a drink but never quite looked comfortable. She didn’t last in public very long before she was escaping the common room back up to her own room. It’s quite a shame really. The one of the three with the least blame in the whole situation is the one that appears the most guilty!!! Poor girl!

The rumors of Baroness of Dockside/Little Black Book Jaycy’s pregnancy have been growing rapidly. No official denials have come out of her camp which makes the story even more interesting!!! We hear that The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan has firmly denied that he has had a recent sexual relationship with Jaycy…. which, if we believe him, leaves us with the question: WHO IS THE FATHER OF JAYCY’S BABY??? We think a massive amount of paternity tests are going to be needed to answer that one. However, there are rumblings that it could be Leo, a former baron and captain of a ship often out to sea. Those rumblings grew Friday night when Leo was spotted in the Arena which confirms that he is indeed currently in RhyDin!

Ah, will the Ganderfald/CDR grudge never die??? We sure hope not!!! Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort and the venerable Cletus Ganderfald were seen exchanging words yet again about an incident that happened years ago. G’nort had some choice words for Cletus’s wife (who burned down G’nort’s original tavern) and Cletus accused G’nort of murdering three children from his serving staff when G’nort blew up the Ganderfalds home!!!

Mini-Frank Cor was seen in the Arena Friday night as well looking quite… different. After all those rumors of an unknown explosion at his restaurant and his disappearance, he appeared almost stoic! Odd. He got in a couple of duels and was overheard questioning Joex and Luscious Lydia about what the date was. Very odd indeed!

OMG, kids! A little (well-paid) bird told us that Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were up suuuuper late together Friday night! The pair was spotted at an all-night diner, enjoying a late night meal together! Shall we dare say it??? A DATE!!! We are so thrilled! What a fantastic pair! Our fingers are definitely crossed for the two of them. They’re both coming out of rough break-ups so it’s good to see them both dusting themselves off and getting back into the game.

Posted: March 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Seeing that Manly Tender Tucker and sweet Eva together gives us the tingles right in our itty bitty black heart!!! Eva was seen at the bar Thursday night while Tucker was tending which makes us oh so happy! Tucker was kept much too busy to chat up hiw lovely crush and Eva seemed to have business of her own. She was seen getting assistance from DoD-er Rena in helping to find a new place.  Eva seemed to have a bit of a cold! We bet that Tucker taking care of her will make her feel muuuuch better!

The mystery has been solved!!! The unknown dater’s name is Aaron and he did indeed ask DoD-er Rena out on a date. But the news gets even juicer!!! Evidently the pair is moving quite fast. Rena was overheard telling Pixie Trinala and Potter Piper that she’s actually let this Aaron character move in with her!!! ALREADY??? We thought that Potter Piper would use that good head on her shoulders and stop the madness but she said NOTHING. We don’t know anything about this guy! Le sigh!

We’re telling you those PAAAARRTY Girls are trouble! Bad Boy Wil forgot about his whole “new leaf” bit to flirt it up with Chase for a bit. When Keaton called them out on their antics, the pair laughed it up and mentioned that Chase was performing at Wil’s upcoming wedding. We don’t buy it!!! Wil was seen buying her shots and Chase even placed a kiss against Wil’s cheek and ruffled his hair. We don’t like this at all!!! Edible Eless needs to get Bad Boy Wil back in line!

Maeve knows just what to do with male suitors — she puts them to work!!! It seems that Ethan has been helping out a lot on the refuge and we’re sure he’s not doing it because he’s an animal lover! If you want to spend time with that girl, you better not be afraid of getting your hands dirty. We hear the pair actually left together late into the night.

Typically, the Inn’s basement Arena isn’t the place to go if you’re looking for a good dash of cuteness! However, last night, Uriko and Luscious Lydia were spotted battling it out with a foam noodle against a staff. Neither lady looked like they were there for violence and the match seemed to be light-hearted. We HEART them both!!!

That’s certainly not to say there was a lack of violence. A handful of warlords were duking it out for peer wins! We’ve got a feeling that there might be a challenge or two upcoming!!! Aya was seen pressing for wins as well as former Overlords Cletus and SMOKIN’ Sartan! We do hope they get serious. Man, do we love a good challenge!

Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy was certainly keeping to herself Thursday night!!! She almost seemed to be trying NOT to look at former/current lover, SMOKIN’ Sartan! Her former/current husband Bane showed up and the pair had a quiet conversation. You know… typically, we’d love to know what was said but we have a feeling that this one was awkward enough to make even us cringe!!!

Posted: February 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The brothers Kidd were in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night up to their usual antics. CHARITY Jewell really needs to find Stephen and Robert a good babysitter for when they’re out in public… or perhaps just a pair of strong muzzles!!! Either way the pair wasn’t in the Inn long before the Watch showed up to arrest Stephen for inciting a riot!!! OMG! They hauled him away and shot Robert through the shoulder for interfering. Awesome Alain attempted to calm the situation but there was no stopping it once it was in motion!

The Gov Kitty entered shortly after and was appraised of the situation by Awesome Alain. She was NOT happy!!! The Gov Kitty said she would quickly get to the bottom of whomever was arresting protesters! You go, Kitty!!! CHARITY Jewell entered later and was told of the situation as well. It appears several rogue Watchmen are behind the arrest/kidnapping and both women vowed to end the men behind it! Even Basalt offered her assistance! What a dangerous trio of ladies that would be!

We hear that Atalanta was a bit out of it Thursday evening! We’re betting the girl had one too many alcoholic beverages. She’s certainly a paaaartier! She was seen in Locke’s company and Locke seemed quite concerned for the young woman that he’s been seen quite a lot with over the last couple of weeks. Well, if you’re getting into a relationship with a binge drinker, better get used to it, Locke!

It was a night of HAWT males tenders! The night started off with big man Tucker slinging drinks and he was relieved by Cool Cat Keaton! As if that wasn’t enough, the night ended with Johnny behind the bar!!! SWEET!!! Needless to say the Inn was full of a lot of HAWT, single women Thursday night! Unfortunately for them, Johnny brought along his gorgeous bride-to-be Sianna to keep him company!!! Sianna obviously knows she needs to be present with the “HANDS-OFF MY MAN” vibe going!

The action was DIIIIRTY downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night! While the legendary duelist Xeno called regular duels, Baron of the Seaside District Damien Mortis pressed challenge against Overlord Roland as Overlord Roland had defeated Damien’s friend Cletus Ganderfald originally for the title! Overlord Roland decided to allow his second, Sartan, to test the Baron citing that it would be more interesting if both the Overlord title and a Baronial ring were up for grabs in the same night (as if the person testing beats a challenging baron, the person testing can then immediately issue challenge for the challenging baron’s ring).

An argument broke out between Cletus and Renegade Barons G’nort over which would stand up for Damien against Sartan’s test. G’nort stepped down deciding he’d prefer to spend the time flirting with Big Britches Erin. However, just as Sartan and Cletus leveled their blades against one another, another renegade baron Xeric JUMPED INTO THE RING!!! As a renegade baron, Xeric has first choice to intercede on the test so Cletus was forced to step out of the ring.

Are you confused yet??? We sure are! The low down of it is that if Sartan won the match, Baron Damien would have to duel Sartan to see if he was “worthy” enough to face Overlord Roland. If Baron Xeric defeated Sartan, Baron Damien could proceed directly to his match with the Overlord.

While Sartan was busy in a ring, his friends were busy on the outside!!! Speedster Nova was seen ringside heckling Sartan out of one side of his mouth and flirting with Big Britches Erin out of the other. We still vote that this would be an awesomely sarcastic duo. Yet, unfortunately, Cowboy Jake came in to break up the party. Boooo! Rix was also getting his groove thing on by continuing to lay the charm on pretty thick with Hodge. We still say he’s playing her, though! That boy’s got one HECK of a reputation.

As for the action within the ring, Xeric got a quick lead and then proceeded to blow it in fantastic fashion. In fact, his demise was so atrocious that there were calls from Baron Damien’s corner that Xeric may have purposefully thrown the match as Xeric has been a vocal supporter of Overlord Roland!!! Drama, drama, drama!

Baron Damien defeated Sartan in the second round, eliminating the possibility that Sartan would walk away from the evening a baron and allowing Baron Damien to proceed with his challenge for the Overlord title!!! So…. after all that drama, The P-Imp was finally able to call the Overlord and his challenger to a ring! After a closely fought match, it was the Overlord that walked away with the win!!!

You’d think the drama would stop there, wouldn’t you??? However, it’s continued on!!! Xeric’s rumored thrown bout has become a topic of public discussion with several barons and former barons weighing in!!! In fact, there’s even been a public bounty set on the first challenger who can take Xeric’s title! WE LOVE IT!!!

Congratulations to Overlord Roland, by the by, for being able to hold onto his title!!!!

Posted: February 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade was a mess Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Evidently, she’d heard from someone that Playboy Damien had been macking on another girl the night prior. Randy Rhy didn’t believe the rumors which leads us to question if she is blind or just plain stupid!

Our sources claim to have spotted Savannah briefly at the bar downing a Badsider!!! We’re SHOCKED! She hasn’t been seen since Soerl’s wife returned to town! We thought she’d slunk off into the night. We’re glad to see that the hottie is still around!

Speaking of people that haven’t been seen in public in a while, Deadbeat Dad Alex and the OTHER Other Woman Yami were seen at the bar and, while Alex had Yami’s attention, Alex seemed to be flirting with ANOTHER woman!!! Man, he sure gets around! He must have charm oozing out of every orifice of his body!

Kacey was seen in the Inn again with her new (old?) man, Davarin. The pair seemed to be in a hot and heavy conversation and he was even caught holding her hands! It’s definitely nice to see that there’s a man alive that can make that somber woman smile!

Now you all know how much we hate to say negative things about Alysia. We’re desperately afraid that she will separateus from our head or carve out some vital organ with a spoon! However, she was looking quite out of it Friday night in the Inn. It seems she was attracting quite a bit of attention from those that she knew for her odd behavior….. but she was still DAMN sexy!!! ….Maybe that’ll keep us out of trouble!

Our sources say that the smile that Peredhil leveled on Piper when she walked back into the Inn after being gone for several days could have lit a city block!!! Unfortunately, Pipes missed the good cheer as she was thoroughly distracted. Le sigh. These two are never going to get over their politeness and just GET IT ON already!!! Perry and Pipes sat with DoD-er Rena and the DIVINE Storm to chat and catch up with one another.

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, The Gov Kitty was being questioned on her wedding plans YET AGAIN!!! It seems that woman can’t go anywhere without everybody shooting her a million questions about the event. Clearly, the entire city is waiting on pins and needles for it!!! We can’t wait until they announce a date!!!

The dueling brothers made an appearance later into the night!!! Our sources say that former overlords/barons Cletus and Magnus both were seen in the Arena looking for duels. That usually means only one thing — the boys are preparing for a challenge. Considering that the old heat between the pair and Gubernatorial candidate Karen has been stirred up once again on the cork board, it’s certainly not surprising. We wonder if Karen will be all that thrilled if the city starts becoming aware of her long-standing grudge with the prominent family!!!

Hodge seemed all sorts of excited to see Smokin’ Sartan in the Arena Friday night!!! She certainly seems to haaaaang onto his every word. We’re telling you! There’s something to this! We think that the married man’s eye is starting to wander to the dark-haired beauty!

Posted: January 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Now typically the honor of choosing who will receive the Overlord Grant is left entirely up to the current Overlord. Making the decision himself just didn’t seem to hold enough drama for Overlord Roland! Instead, he decided to choose a champion and allow each of the barons to choose a champion in order to fight it out for the Grant!

The Overlord’s Champion is also the current holder of the Talon of Redwin, Pirate Girl Teagan. She wasn’t the only hottie given a spot in! The Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria asked for resumes and a series of odd questions in order to determine who would win her entry ticket. CHARITY Jewell won Maria’s heart for having similar interests as Maria — themselves. The Baroness of Dockside Little Black Book Jaycy opened up her book to the “M” page and found MAN-tastic Matt!!! Wouldn’t you be a bit concerned if you were DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?!?! What sexual favors did Matt have to give up to be the champion of Dockside???

Speaking of sexual favors, G’naughty G’nort, the Baron of the Old Market District, named his rumored mistress Big Britches Erin as his champion. As we first reported, Cas didn’t waste any time nailing down the Baron of the Old Temple Horatio to name him the Old Temple champion. The Baron of Seaside Damien was a bit closer to the vest about his choice. However, few were surprised to hear that his nominee was his old friend/former Overlord Cletus. We would have bet money that the Baron of New Haven Randy Rand would have been suckered by some HAWT female type for his ticket but instead he choose the owner of Red Orc Brewery (the maker of everyone’s beloved Badsider Brew) Jake Thrash. Finally, the newest baron Xavior of Dragon’s Gate choose DoD-er Rena to represent his district.

The champions gathered as did quite the crowd to watch the event! Overlord Roland as well as many of the barons stepped out of the districts to witness the tournament! To make the night even crazier, the calling duties of the fantastic P-Imp were arranged for the evening!

It must be nice to be the owner of Red Orc Brewery. Not only must Jake be an absolute millionaire considering the insane success of Badsider Brew but HAWT models show up to cheer him on!!! DoD-er/Badsider Brew spokesbabe PJ showed up in her usual style (meaning half-dressed) and rooted her employer on. What a lucky duck he is!

Overlord Roland acquired a new loyal baron in such an odd manner that it even seemed to surprise him! After tossing a candy bar to Maria and discussing how much his daughter was a fan of her and Jaycy, Maria was overheard stating that she would be changing her alignment to loyal. Maria’s behavior didn’t get much more understandable as she then carried on a conversation with CHARITY Jewell that our sources tell us was impossible to follow! We think those two women are just totally on the same wavelength — crazy!

Hodge was seen jawing with The Gov Kitty as they watched Smokin’ Sartan! We hear “watched” is a bit of an understatement and that what Hodge was doing was quite close to staring!!! Could the dark-haired beauty Hodge have a thing for the married man?!?! Oooh, we love when the gossip gets dirty!!!

It seems that Little Black Book Jaycy just caaaan’t go a night in public without finding some man to flirt with! Sunday night’s target??? Her fellow baron and fellow horny toad, Randy Rand!!! They were seen making quite the scene flirting back and forth. We’re dying to know if Jaycy’s panties ended up on the floor of the New Haven Barony!

It was the Overlord’s own champion, Pirate Girl Teagan, that emerged victorious from the tournament! Overlord Roland seemed quite pleased to hand the grant to her. No word yet as to who she will challenge.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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The drama started early Sunday night! Perhaps AJ took our advice to heart because she was seen chatting up a handsome young man. We couldn’t quite catch him name but the wine and flirting seemed to be flowing freely!!! Dump the bum! Marry royalty, girl!

Johnny and his lovely girl Sianna were overheard discussing their holiday plans which evidently includes a fabulous holiday party. Considering Sianna’s skills in the kitchen, we’re sure the food will be FANTASTIC!!! They were overheard inviting Miss Mercy and the sinfully delightful Sylvia. We’re sure that our invitation is in the mail and we’re awaiting it anxiously!!! Oh, how we love a good holiday party!!!

We hear these two FINALLY have a date set for their wedding. It’s scheduled for the first of May!!! They’re such a merry little couple! We actually believe that they may indeed make it down the aisle! In fact, despite the great drama in break-ups, we actually hope that they do! It may not be as elegant an affair as the weddings we’ve seen over the past year but it will surely be a merry occasion with Sianna planning it!

The fantastically gorgeous and mysterious S’jira was seen at Panther’s side Sunday night! The pair spoke quietly and again left us wondering if there is something more there!!! We certainly wouldn’t blame him if there was!!! Meow!

Wil and Eless couldn’t keep their hands off one another as usual! She was seen behind the bar and later was seen gabbing with a distracted-looking Potter Piper. Potter Piper was overheard telling Eless to come to her studio the next day so that they could have a private chat. And later an upset looking Maeve was seen hanging out with Piper and Stitch!!! What’s wrong with these women??? We sure hope they’re okay!

The night got a bit busy in the late evening hours but Gav and SUUUUUPER Des were there to man the ship!!! SUUUUPER Des even brought along a new girl named Riley to show her the ropes. We don’t know much about her yet but we’ll keep an ear out!

The action was just as busy downstairs with the Talon of Redwin Tournament (which will get into later) and a match for the Barony of the Old Temple proceeding! The Baron Horatio MacBeth faced off against former Overlord and many-time baron, Magnus Eques with Venom Vinny as the caller. Magnus had his brother — the recently ousted Overlord — Cletus as his second. Horatio refused to have a second or a lady of honor and instead chose to stand alone. The pair faced off in a single duel style and Horatio dispatched the tough challenger with a final score of 5-3!

The baron was barely able to catch his breath after leaving the challenge ring before the vulture himself, Cassius, swooped in. The Warlord was of course interested in becoming Horatio’s champion for the upcoming tournament! Horatio quickly conceded to it and, thus, the first champion has been announced. Cassius will represent the Barony of the Old Temple!

Congratulations, Baron MacBeth!

Posted: December 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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There was some sort of drama early in the evening involved TRASH-tastic Jade and her on-again/off-again man Michale who was present. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade might be having second (…er third? …or sixth?) thoughts about dumping Michale and we hear that he’s torn between TRASH-tastic Jade and her friend Lana. The pair were seen going off in the alley together but were of course spied on by their friends. Aly was overheard telling Venom Vinny (who if you remember correctly was just kissing TRASH-tastic Jade the night before) that Michale professed his love which reduced Jade to tears. Much to the delight of Aly, the pair returned stating that they were going to attempt to “work things out”.

Lana is so going to go Vampire Hunter on both of their undead tails!

The Gov Kitty was overheard lamenting that we said that Tass bought her a ring when he had, in fact, not bought her a ring. Fine, fine. We’re not perfect you know. Even the Gossip GangSTAR gets some bad information on rare occasions. However, she did show Sylvia a pair of lovely teardrop earrings. Sylvia listened and said sweet things as The Gov went
on about her new man!!! Really, The Gov and Tass are starting to make us nauseous with their lovey dovey routine.

Basalt was tending bar. .. and, man, does she scare us! All we’re going to say is that she’s lovely and wonderful and the BEST TENDER EVAR!!! Whenever she starts talking about hunting we just want to crawl under a booth and cry!!!

Lucky was overheard telling the STUNNING Alysia (yeah, she’s another one we’re afraid of!) that he opened a new business — a shipyard in West End. We hear that he’s not just running the business but is helping to build the ships himself!!! Alysia appeared impressed as are we!!!

In the Annex of the Inn, a small crowd gathered to witness the Baronness Aya Hayashibara defend the Dragon’s Gate Barony in an overtime duel. The Overlord Cletus Ganderfald was present and accounted for but after the match Aya confirmed her stance as renegade. Imp was present to keep score and received some scathing commentary from Aya when he gave her a post-match congratulatory grope!

Congratulations, Aya!

Posted: November 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Well, the night certainly started a bit awkward Sunday in the Red Dragon Inn. It appears that Michale is attempting to move on from TRASH-tastic Jade and has been keeping company with Lana! Lana and TRASH-tastic Jade saw each other in passing and it turns out that they’re old friends but that Lana had no idea that she was Michale’s ex! FABULOUS! But WAIT, it gets better! It turns out that Lana is a vampire hunter… and, you’ve got it, Jade and Michale are vampires!

Love in this town is so wonderfully crazy!

Phillipe seemed a bit… confused as he chatted with Rose and his girl Adrianna. Evidently, he’s gone a bit batty! He doesn’t remember Adrianna at all and believes it to be the 11th of July!!! FANTASTIC!!! We love the fruit cakes! They make this place so interesting. Maybe Adrianna will wise up and move on since her man doesn’t seem to know her any more. She was always too good for him anyway!

Tareth and DoD-er Charlie were seen talking and canoodling late into the night. They appear very much together which makes us HEARTBROKEN! We still would so much rather see Tareth with Lassie Cassie (which would be dangerously HAWT) and Alain and Charlie (which would be a moody HAWT pairing). SWITCH IT UP ALREADY!

Savannah and Soerl were spotted at Fight Night in the Annex dishing out “I love you”s and love taps in a ring. These two are sooooo sickeningly sweet! They give us an instant tooth ache! We need to see a BIG FIGHT! Entertain us, kids! Soerl handily won the duel and whatever sexual position he wanted as a prize.

They weren’t the only pair messing around in a ring Sunday night! Mini-Frank Cor was seen flirting it up with a cute chick who offered to dip his banana in some chocolate! Or maybe she could did his Mini-Frank into some relish??? Man, we kill ourselves with this stuff!

It seems the flu is going around… or perhaps it was just greasy food. DoD-er PJ and her friend Nutty Rory were overheard complaining about some sort of stomach ailment. Rory blamed PJ for giving her the flu. PJ blamed Rory. Sartan blamed the girls’ love of burrito stands with questionable hygiene practices!

Quite the crowd gathered later in the evening as Baron of New Haven, Kheldar Drasinia, was challenged by Warlord Rand alTan!!! Troublesome Imp called the match and we were THRILLED to see RhyDin’s HAWTEST MILF (who just so happens to be Kheldar’s wife) Caedia present and accounted for! Despite the fact that Kheldar drew quite the cheering section that included the Lord and Lady of the Outback — MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Randy Rand was the one who finally pulled ahead in the one match format to take the win!!! Randy Rand declared himself renegade to Overlord Cletus and was overheard inviting a few HAWT ladies to have a party to break the New Haven Manor in next weekend.

Congratulations, Rand! We’re sure you’ll score lots of lovely ladies with that pretty ring on your finger!

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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UUUUURRRRRGH! Alright! That’s it! Our sources come back more confused than ever after an encounter with Deadbeat Dad Alex and The Other Woman (…or is she now the Other OTHER Other woman???) Lain… and that’s just what happened again Saturday night after they were spotted together in the Red Dragon Inn! It’s like the pair talks in their own special language. Our sources can NEVER figure it out! However, since they seem to be spending soooo much time together, we’re just going to go ahead and deem them an “official” couple once again! So congratulations, The Other OTHER Other Woman Lain for stealing D.D. Alex back again!

Oooooooh! Carley’s going to be cranky! Lydia was again spotted spending time with Carley’s Hunky Carpenter Glenn Saturday night. Is it just us or is anybody else just dyyyyying to see Carley lay some serious smack down on Lydia?!?!

G’naughty G’nort was in the basement Arena whining about his slump which includes getting shut out in his intercession against Overlord Cletus and dropping SIX straight duels!!! HA HA HA HA!!! That should teach him. Maybe if he’d lay off sleeping with all the womens, he might have a bit of mojo left for dueling!

Interestingly enough, G’naughty G’nort’s wife Kaja did make an appearance and even got to meet G’naughty G’nort’s mistress Alex! ….And immediately the two women started kissing!!! WHAT?!?! Yep, you read that right. Kissing. Only in G’nort’s world would the meeting between his wife and his mistress go so swimmingly.

Posted: October 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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