Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wow! The men in this city are such PLAYERS!!! We’ve reported that Adrienne has been seen in the company of a man named Morgan recently who has seemed to really have charmed his way into her pants in the past week. We think this guy is a bit sleazy but he seems to have some game! Wednesday night it wasn’t Adrienne he was macking on but Hina who is certainly in a vulnerable place. In fact, he was seen leaving with her!!! Now Adrienne’s new to town but we don’t see Hina’s friends allowing this guy to take advantage of her. Morgan is seriously cruising for a bruising!

Frat Boys Cole and Dirk were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn hanging out with TRASH-tastic Jade and Rocky Road Rhy! The girls craziness seemed to seep into the boys who were acting a bit goofy themselves. Those two guys are still full of FIERCE hawtness, though! Such an adorable couple!

Rocky Road Rhy sobered up a bit when Brandon’s girl Lyren came in all a mess. It seems that Brandon’s missing and it was up to Rocky Road Rhy to console her! Awkward much??? Who goes to your boyfriend’s ex for sympathy??? Kind of odd, we think but all those girls are a bit left of center. Anyway, we’re sure Brandon’s fine. We don’t buy his good guy routine. We bet he went off with his boys on some gambling/boozing/womanizing trip and will be back in a week or two with a hangover and a lighter wallet!

DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper were overheard questioning Krazy Kitty on her wedding plans. It seems that she STILL hasn’t planned very much, including a date!!! We are starting to not believe it! We think Kitty and Tass have a secret date already picked out and they’re just not telling anybody to keep the press from finding out. What a freaking bummer! Kitty is also still dropping hints that they may, in fact, elope. NOBODY WANTS THAT!!! This has to be a giant nontraditional affair and we neeeeed an invite!

OMG, Johnny! You must do something! Katarina and Juliane are quickly becoming the two HAWTEST young bachelorettes in the city but with that distinction comes some mighty unwanted attention! The pair of lovely ladies were seen spending time with Jolyon and BAD BOY WIL! Ohz noez! Not Bad Boy Wil?!?! Johnny really needs to make sure those girls are escorted more often when they’re spending time in the Inn!

Big Britches Erin was overheard by one of our sources saying to Luscious Lydia that she’d marry SPEEDSTER Nova if she could!!! Heeeeellooooo! Maybe she was being sarcastic but we have a feeling that Redneck Jake isn’t going to be too fond of her saying that either way. He’s certainly the controlling type! In fact, Redneck Jake was indeed spotted in the Outback later in the night making sure that his girl wasn’t getting into any trouble. Erin is sooooo…. well…. whipped for lack of a better word!

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We have one or two very reliable sources who assert that they saw Lassie Cassie’s man, the scrumptious Alain, lay one HECK of a kiss on the troublemaker Miss B!!! Now we must admit we are shocked. Of course, we have suggested Alain dump his snout-nosed girlfriend but now that he’s been caught stepping out on her, we’re a little sad for Cassie. Is RhyDin’s “It” couple over???

We’re so distracted by this news that we’re not entirely sure we can go on! Must FOCUS! MUST FOCUS!

It was quiet night in the Outback for Good Boy Cor’s calling shift but there was a bit of action. Sprite remembered his way to the dueling venues and was seen dueling G’nort. Uriko cheered the pair on while drinking from a YUMMY cherry icee!

It was the battle of the Old School (Jake, owner of Red Orc Brewery and the master mind behind Badside Brew) vs the New School (the young, sexy Jason) over in the Iron Fists Garden in the Iron Fist bout between Badside Brawlers and the Champions of Mythos. The winner of the duel would win the match for the team and allow their team to have top seating in the playoffs!!! It was a close match that even went into SUDDEN DEATH!!! Experience beat out youth as the storied Jake took down the match and secured top seating in the playoffs for Badside Brawlers!

Exciting!!! We cannot WAIT for the IFL playoffs to begin!

Yours truly dropped by the Inn yesterday evening for a bit and were lucky to run into Kairee who was kind enough to inform us that she is SPLENDIFEROUS, not EFFORTLESS. Our error has been corrected and as always it was WONDERFUL to run into SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee.

We also had the pleasure of seeing Piper! Le dreamy sigh! She’s the loveliest! According to our sources she spent a bit of time chatting with Maeve and the wacky Harris! Evidently Harris convinced Maeve that he was pregnant and she leaned forward, pressing her ear to his abdomen attempting to hear the baby. Piper sweetly suggested that some might see that as a compromising position!!! We HEART Piper, Maeve, and Harris! Such delightful silliness!

Evidently Lassie Cassie hadn’t heard about her man’s… interesting choice earlier in the day because she seemed in a relatively good mood when she hit the Inn yesterday evening. Our sources tell us that her good mood didn’t last long as she spotted Cute Single Erin’s date for the wedding, Jacek, in a bit of trouble. Evidently he wasn’t feeling very well and without hesitation Cassie jumped in to help him!

Sera looked fan-freaking-tastic last night!!! Instead of her normal “slut-wear” she was dressed in fitted black pants, a white button-down blouse, and riding boots!!! That’s exactly how we like our women — classy but sexy. HAWT!!!

WHAT?!?! Our sources tell us that they say the DIVINE Storm flirting up… well, a storm with her ex Ewan!!! He certainly was appearing VERY intimate with her as well!!! Did he finally wise up and realize what a mistake he made by dumping her??? It appears so!!! The pair were seen leaving together and he had his hand placed in that spot on a woman’s back that every man claiming his territory puts his hand!

Our sources assure us that Carley just got a date!!! How FANTASTIC! She was overheard asking the carpenter, Glenn, who has been doing some work at the Stitch if he’d like to go out for lunch with him on Saturday. He, of course, accepted! HOW CUTE!!!

Posted: August 8th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We have one or two very reliable sources who assert that they saw Lassie Cassie’s man, the scrumptious Alain, lay one HECK of a kiss on the troublemaker Miss B!!! Now we must admit we are shocked. Of course, we have suggested Alain dump his snout-nosed girlfriend but now that he’s been caught stepping out on her, we’re a little sad for Cassie. Is RhyDin’s “It” couple over???

We’re so distracted by this news that we’re not entirely sure we can go on! Must FOCUS! MUST FOCUS!

It was quiet night in the Outback for Good Boy Cor’s calling shift but there was a bit of action. Sprite remembered his way to the dueling venues and was seen dueling G’nort. Uriko cheered the pair on while drinking from a YUMMY cherry icee!

It was the battle of the Old School (Jake, owner of Red Orc Brewery and the master mind behind Badside Brew) vs the New School (the young, sexy Jason) over in the Iron Fists Garden in the Iron Fist bout between Badside Brawlers and the Champions of Mythos. The winner of the duel would win the match for the team and allow their team to have top seating in the playoffs!!! It was a close match that even went into SUDDEN DEATH!!! Experience beat out youth as the storied Jake took down the match and secured top seating in the playoffs for Badside Brawlers!

Exciting!!! We cannot WAIT for the IFL playoffs to begin!

Yours truly dropped by the Inn yesterday evening for a bit and were lucky to run into Kairee who was kind enough to inform us that she is SPLENDIFEROUS, not EFFORTLESS. Our error has been corrected and as always it was WONDERFUL to run into SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee.

We also had the pleasure of seeing Piper! Le dreamy sigh! She’s the loveliest! According to our sources she spent a bit of time chatting with Maeve and the wacky Harris! Evidently Harris convinced Maeve that he was pregnant and she leaned forward, pressing her ear to his abdomen attempting to hear the baby. Piper sweetly suggested that some might see that as a compromising position!!! We HEART Piper, Maeve, and Harris! Such delightful silliness!

Evidently Lassie Cassie hadn’t heard about her man’s… interesting choice earlier in the day because she seemed in a relatively good mood when she hit the Inn yesterday evening. Our sources tell us that her good mood didn’t last long as she spotted Cute Single Erin’s date for the wedding, Jacek, in a bit of trouble. Evidently he wasn’t feeling very well and without hesitation Cassie jumped in to help him!

Sera looked fan-freaking-tastic last night!!! Instead of her normal “slut-wear” she was dressed in fitted black pants, a white button-down blouse, and riding boots!!! That’s exactly how we like our women — classy but sexy. HAWT!!!

WHAT?!?! Our sources tell us that they say the DIVINE Storm flirting up… well, a storm with her ex Ewan!!! He certainly was appearing VERY intimate with her as well!!! Did he finally wise up and realize what a mistake he made by dumping her??? It appears so!!! The pair were seen leaving together and he had his hand placed in that spot on a woman’s back that every man claiming his territory puts his hand!

Our sources assure us that Carley just got a date!!! How FANTASTIC! She was overheard asking the carpenter, Glenn, who has been doing some work at the Stitch if he’d like to go out for lunch with him on Saturday. He, of course, accepted! HOW CUTE!!!

Posted: August 8th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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EFFORTLESS Kairee was in the Inn Monday night entertaining the male patrons with her many… charms!!! She exchanged fire tricks with the redheaded newcomer Cole. Kairee makes fire SEXY!!! Well, let’s face it. Kairee makes ANYTHING sexy.

With Cassie looking like she got dressed in the dark and Alain seemingly uninterested in her, your Gossip GangSTAR needs a new favorite couple. And what do you know? One has presented itself to us!!! Sinful Sid and her main man Scottie are too SMOKING HAWT for words. They were cuddling and engaged in some private conversation last night. We just DROOOOOOL on ourselves!

Shey was spotted hanging out in the Inn later in the night. Is anybody else wondering what became of her husband??? He was a regular fixture in the Inn but since their honeymoon, he has seemingly disappeared!!! Is Shey a black widow??? Did her husband just knock her up and run??? We have our sources working double time on that one!!!

Alright! It’s time to start taking bets!!! How long is Stephen going to last as Jewell’s husband before (a) killing someone, (b) returning to sea permanently, or (c) having a massive heart attack??? Hanzo made some silly suggestive comments to Jewell which Stephen evidently took offense to. Le sigh. How could he not have known what he was getting into when he married Jewell?!?!?

Our sources caught sight of Xeno in the Outback just as dueling began Monday night!!! He seemed charmed by dear sweet Uriko (as we all are)!!! Uriko’s a special girl. Not everyone can claim to have shared a bag of cookies with one of the most famed Overlords in the history of Duel of Swords!!!

JAW DROP!!!! FLAWLESS Koy somehow got Stick into a dress!!! This must be a sign of the Apocalypse! It was a lovely red charmeuse number with an asymmetric hem and an almost daring neckline. We sure hope Koy got tons and tons and tons and tons of pictures!!! We’re still flabbergasted on how she actually got Stick into a dress. Most of the interns are voting that Stick had been hypnotized.

Yay! Jenai is back!!! Hot Scaths rule the school and she’s definitely one of the HAWT-HAWT-HAWTest! She engaged in some girly greetings with Jewell and the pair were busy planning a girls’ night with SUUUUPER Des!!! Please, on everything holy, make it be a pajama party with a pillow fight and the whole shebang! What we wouldn’t give to sell tickets to that event!!!

Anubis was overheard calling Elly “cute”. WHAT?!?! Not that she’s isn’t cute because she most certainly is! It’s just that we didn’t realize that word was in his vocabulary!

Twilight Island was a buzz with the coming Archmage Tournament which shall take place this coming Monday night at 9 in the evening! The Isle’s best including Topaz and Esper were present to get in some practice before the big event! Of course, the engaged Gnome Lovers were present as well! Gnimish snuggled with his beloved Mel in between his calling duties. All together now — AWWWW!

Posted: June 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Tuesday night was a quiet night in the Inn. Ha! That is until Jewell and crew showed up and got her bachelorette party in fuuuuull swing! The first order of the night??? That all men take off their shirts! The second??? Everybody must be intoxicated by midnight!
Jade wandered in covering eyes and claiming that she did not wish to see all the nakedness. Shirtless and aled up, dynamic duo of Dirk and Cole “convinced” her otherwise. We’re not buying the act, Slutty Jade!
The party really got cranked up when the Badsider Brew model PJ (who appeared none the worse from her “fight” with Charlie the night before) showed wearing a t-shirt that claimed she had Jewell before Stephen! WOWZA! PJ aided in the removing of shirts by de-shirting her teammate Darren in a very HAWT scene.
Where has Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not’s husband been? Well, evidently he can’t show up to support her when she duels but he does come around when his wife may be surrounded by half-naked men. Perhaps if we started rumors that Mrs. Wyh Not was being hit on in the Outback and on the Island he might do his husbandly duties by showing up to support her!
And what would a night in the Inn be without Cute Single Erin throwing back shots??? We ADORE the girl but take a night to sober up, chickie! Erin was in full party mode and was even shaking her cute little bum while dancing on the bar! Even cute little Uriko was convinced to join them for a dance on the bar!
Then came the girl-on-girl action! What bachelorette party is complete without it? PJ seemed to be the center of it all. She got a handful of Erin’s booty and dipped her into a kiss. Charna smooched Jewell and then sextastic Charna and slutacious PJ engaged in a lip smacker!

After the girl-on-girl action came something a bit more…. odd. Evidently Robert skipped the bachelor party with his brother to be part of the girls’ entertainment. He gave his future sister-in-law a raunchy ale-aided strip tease! Man, oh, man!
The Inn wasn’t the only place to find loooovely ladies! Everybody’s favorite DoF caller Kalianna was back to hosting in the Outback after an absence! She kept all those boys in line and the rings active!

Vinny asked Uriko if she was ready for a tough match. Evidently he meant himself! We could barely get our source to stop laughing long enough to relay that piece of information. Really, the ego busters of the dueling venues are doing a terrible job of keeping these people in line. In the end, Vinny barely squeaked by with a victory. Do NOT like him!!!

And then to cap off an awesome night, the one and only Man-tastic Matt returned to the Outback to take over calling for Kalianna! It was so great to see the Duel of Fists’ leader back at the helm! We sure hope he can pull those opal holders back in! Some of them are getting a bit big for their britches! The FLAWLESS Koy was with him, eating take-out and catching up. They had a very amusing exchange as Koy attempted to explain her affiliation with DoD to him. WELCOME BACK, Matt-tastic!

Posted: June 7th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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