Chainsaw Saturday!

The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Saturday night. However, we do hear that Doc Eva was seen in a very intense sort of conversation with Nigel. Oh, don’t fret! We don’t think Doc Eva is planning on giving up Manly Mason (since he was in the room at the time chatting with Mac) and Nigel seems pretty smitten with Charna. We hear that Charna has been ill recently so we have to wonder if Nigel was questioning her in a professional capacity. The pair were definitely trying to keep from being overheard. You know the quickest way to get the Gossip GangSTAR staff curious is to whisper something we can’t hear!

Crazy Train Tara had her chainsaw out again for one reason or another. Our sources wisely keep their distance from C.T. Tara when she has her chainsaw or flamethrower out. It did lead to Mad Cow Kazzy telling a story to Doc Eva and Manly Mason that confirmed that she and Grumbling Grem are still a couple. Evidently he recently got stuck in cement (no idea why) and M.C. Kazzy had to use a chainsaw to cut him out. So Grumbling Grem and M.C. Kazzy ARE still together…. or at least that’s what half of us here in the Den of Gossip believe! Some still hold out that M.C. Kazzy is just crazy enough to have killed him and stuffed him in her closet and that’s why he hasn’t been seen out in the usual haunts lately. They don’t think this story is believable because there’s no way Grumbling Grem is crazy enough to entrust M.C. Kazzy with using a chainsaw so close to his body. What do YOU think?

Well, well, well. Mini-Frank Cor has been keeping a pretty low profile recently but our sources spotted him Saturday night in the Arena throwing down. We hear it has been two years since he was in a ring but he did pretty well. Potter Piper certainly seemed pretty impressed. We were surprised to hear that she was hanging out in the Arena as she’s been pretty anti-dueling and has often been overheard trying to convince her good friend Rena to spend less time there. She and M-F Cor chatted for several minutes. He is single now! We wonder if Potter Piper is going to make her move! They would actually make a pretty cute couple. The only problem is that M-F Cor doesn’t have much of an attention span for girlfriends. They come and go awfully quickly around him!

Edited: February 13th, 2010

Ain’t She Gotta Man Thursday!

Will somebody please tell us how Mini-Franker Cor gets so much ass??? Really??? Sure, it tends to be pretty trampy ass but it’s ass nonetheless! He was spotted with Spade all OVER him Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Seriously, he must be hiding something because he has so many women on his junk that it wouldn’t be a shock if he can’t remember what girl is in his bed from one night to the next.

Speaking of trashy and not a bit classy, Brale Brother Reap was present and accounted for! We do miss when he’s belly up to the bar. Somehow he managed to make it through the evening WITHOUT getting punched. He brought the hard drinking with him, it seems. Not only was M.F. Cor throwing back shots but they also enticed the usually demure (or relatively demure) Sassy Serena and Luscious Lilli into acting like fools too! Our sources claim that Prof. Jolyon was not the least bit happy about Sassy Serena’s behavior. Reap wasn’t left to drink and womanize all on his own! DIRRRRTY Pirate Stephen was on hand to share in the tiresome burden as well!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara was showing some major devil-like character around the Inn Thursday night. In fact, she was overheard saying that he’s number two in charge in Hell. Fantastic! Just the sort that C.T. Tara needs to be hanging out with. Our sources are suggesting that the two seemed a bit date-like. Well, were you really expecting her to stay single very long? With 50+ ex-husbands to her name, she’s got to work quick! As if future queen of some world wasn’t bad enough now she’s going for Princess of Hell??? We’re a little frightened. Okay, a lot.

OMG! OMG! OMG! Did we hear correctly that Lucky Lawyer Lucien had his hands all over Bekah last night??? Crazy! Of course, we’ve been saying all along that L.L.  Lucien needed a woman but we didn’t exactly expect him to go out and make it happen! AWESOME! They were seen in quite the tender embrace, according to our sources, and we hear that he even planted a kiss on her forehead. Awww! Adorable!

The Arena was certainly hopping Thursday night!

Slutty Pirate Teagan was there being… well, herself! She was seen macking on the new, up and coming star, Joex, before he headed off into a ring. Our sources claim to have spotted Neo looking on and shaking his head at his ex-girlfriend’s antics. Seriously, what whas he thinking??? It’s not like we all don’t know exactly what sort of girl S.P. Teagan is!!!

Be still our pounding hearts!!! Word from the Arena is that not only was the ravishing (and dangerous) Morgan spotted dueling, she is entering the warlord tournament this coming Sunday night! OMG! How fantastic!!! It seemed the night for old timers because Collie was spotted in a room with G’naughty G’nort and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was seen hitting on… Randy Rix??? WHAT?!?! We’re pretty sure that they’ve slept together at some point but, really, that’s not news. Between the pair of them, we’re pretty sure they’ve done almost every dueler that has appeared on the standings for the last fifteen years.

The Three Knuckleballs — Randy Rix, Speedster Nova, and Smokin’ Sartan — were hanging out together, talking about nonsense. It’s too bad that Randy Rix and Speedster Nova have turned into utterly sedentary beings and have declined to come out of retirement for the Warlord Tournament because this one is gearing up to be an awesome throw down! No word yet about Smokin’ Sartan but most of his dueling these days seems to be contained to the Outback.

Was that Trixie??? In the Arena??? Wearing a skirt??? What in the world??? We hear that she was spotted hanging out with Sullen Sal (who was looking like utter crap for some reason), Deliciously Sinful Sin, Psycho Skid, and Rowdy Rekah laaaate into Thursday evening. D.S. Sin and Sullen Sal were all over each other as always while, interestingly enough, there seemed to be an odd sort of tension between Psycho Skid and Trixie!!! Wait! Doesn’t she have a man???

Edited: December 5th, 2009

Daisy Friday!

Mini-Franker Cor was back in action Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee pointed out to Venom Vinny that M-F Cor was clearly on the hunt and was even out doing Venom Vinny. When are M-F Cor and Venom Vinny not on the hunt for women??? Seriously! Those men are turning in an Awesome Alain size man-whores! We hear that it was Lilli that caught Cor’s eye Friday night. Unfortunately, he took off before he could bag another one. It’s only a matter of time, however!

Our Darling Taneth was overheard discussing wedding details with Sex Pot Kitty. It seems like O.D. Taneth is beginning to become overwhelmed by the mere number of decisions that have to be made in regards to a wedding. Friday night she was stressed out over what type and color of flowers to choose. S.P. Kitty tried to reassure her that whatever she may choose will be lovely but it seems that being a bride is finally starting to sink in with O.D. Taneth. Choose daisies, O.D. Taneth! We alwasys think of daisies when we think of you!

Spending so much time with the Kidds is NOT the way for Hussy Hina to get her life back on track. Bridget was peppering her with questions about whatever it is that’s going on between her and The Dread Pirate Robert. H. Hina was NOT talking but she sure was drinking! She just kept knocking back the whiskey! She managed to shut Bridget up by telling The Dread Pirate Stephen that she was dating someone in RhyDin which led to an argument between brother and sister about sending her back home.

It seems like all the Mischief Makers are pairing off! Doc Eva and Manly Mason were chatting over dinner while their friends, Real Estate Mogul Rena and Prof. Jolyon, were also chatting comfortably. They remained together laaaaate into the night and the conversation never even paused. We sense some FANTASTIC double dates in their future!

Who was that guy that Sivanna was winking at Friday night??? He seemed to be the only thing that could pull her attention from the book she had. We’re not quite sure of his name or any details about him but…. we’re on the case! Sivanna sure gets a lot of attention from the menfolk. Certainly she’s beautiful but a bit overlooked when it comes to the rest of the Blah Club because she doesn’t flaunt herself. Although she has some baaaaad choice in friends, we might actually be starting to like her.

Edited: May 13th, 2009

Better Be Stoked Monday!

That Aja’s a little gossip bird, is she not??? She might be another one that we have to put on our payroll! She was overheard telling friends on Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn that the stress of losing her license and the impending lawsuit made Kid Not-Doc Anya pass out! OMG! We sure hope she’s okay! And we really hope that this gets resolved sometime very soon. We think it’s about time we start lobbying the governor and anybody else that will listen to reinstate her medical license so she can get back to helping this people of this city ASAP!!!

Evidently, Aja’s man, Nikki, isn’t too happy with us. We hear that he was actually overheard THREATENING us! NOT COOL!!! It’s a sign of a complete and utter lack of intelligence and wit if one responds to the written word with acts of violence. His stock just took a giant NOSE DIVE in our book. It certainly doesn’t help that he has a GIRL’S NAME!

Even though Sidonie was seen hitting on Mini-Franker Cor HARDCORE over the past week, Avery seems to have forgiven her and is all over that ass. This one has flame out written alllll over it! But it’s going to be hot and dramatic while it lasts. Avery should know better going in. We’ll have no sympathy for him. This girl makes us want to dig out the old SLUTTACIOUS moniker. We’ll resist…. at least for the moment but she’s treading on some very thin ice!

Kid Not-Doc Anya was overheard saying that she was in need of a soul cleansing! We bet she does after being caught KISSING the Dread Pirate Stephen! She was later seen scaring up an audience to go watch her duel (and got a couple willing members in Veejay and Roland… who we’re sure spent more time macking on one another than watching any fights). K.N-D. Anya sure can’t go anywhere without an entourage, huh???

We hear that Saucy Serena was seen chatting at length wit Prof. Jolyon. We’re still not liking this one bit, Chief Mischief Maker Eless! You created this problem by introducing the two of them and now you MUST do something to fix it!!! We hear that Real Estate Mogul Rena joined the conversation and just led to more confusion! Is he dating Saucy Serena or is he dating Real Estate Mogul Rena??? It’s the Smith girls all over again! But this time instead of being related, they have related names!

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was once AGAIN in the company of Awful Ali! What in the world??? Would you have ever pegged these two as having chemistry??? We wouldn’t have! Not in a million years! It seems we’re not the only one that noticed. Pyscho Skid showed up to keep an eye on his little hottie. He better! We seriously doubt that Awful Ali is above macking on his girl’s friend!

Brale Brother Reap was overheard telling a couple lovely birds — one of which was BLUE Mish’s girl, Eleanor — not to fall in love with him! Yes, yes, my dears, we would like to echo that sentiment. Please for the love of everything holy do not fall in love with that man! We doubt it’ll be too much of a problem. Eleanor looked unimpressed  and one of the other women (who we hear goes by Lilli) was making eyes at another man in the Inn!

Edited: April 25th, 2009

Backstabber Sunday!

Awww! Could there possibly be anything more adorable than Lucky Lawyer Lucien and Yummy Ewan sitting together discussing how fantastic marriage is??? We think not!!! The pair had a couple drinks and talked about the greatest adventure is in being a husband and father! Although, it seems that they both agree that a close second is having to keep up with Svelte Sylvia. It seems that she’s been up to a good deal of trouble and could possibly be in some political hot water! We’re sure Yummy Ewan can get her out of it!

Has the love triangle finally ended??? SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen entering with Black Knight Verin and White Knight Julian had new company in the form of a beautiful young woman. We hear her name is Rhian and W.K. Julian was certainly tending to her every need. Iiiinteresting! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee will NOT take this lying down! She will have her cake and eat it to. No pretty little thing will get in her way of that! Rhian and W.K. Julian better watch out!

We hear that Mini-Franker Cor got into it with his ex, Saucy Serena, AGAIN Sunday night! They break up months and months ago and are fine with each other and then all of a sudden they start arguing??? That’s incredibly odd. There’s obviously still some passion floating around in the air. Perhaps this is just a precursor to some steamy reunion??? We sure hope so. Maybe it’ll stop M-F Cor from hitting on everything in a skirt and it’ll stop Saucy Serena from ruining every good gentleman in RhyDin!

The World’s Hottest Helston Fio was seen chasing a chicken.

…yeah, that’s really all we have to say about that.

We hear that M-F Cor and the Dread Pirate Stephen had a quick exchange of words as well! It seems that the Dread Pirate Stephen took exception to being called a “man whore”. We’re surprised he didn’t take it as a compliment. The confrontation didn’t last long as D.P. Stephen got distracted by Kid Not-Doc Anya! Yep, you read that right!

THEY KISSED!!! No lie. The Dread Pirate Stephen and Kid Not-Doc Anya kissed! We can’t even begin to describe the many ways this is wrong. First of all, she’s engaged to Merchant Antonio! Second of all, isn’t she supposed to be friends with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? Oh, we so hope that L.M.A.M. Jewell goes postal on her ass! That was absolutely, positively not cool! You so do not kiss the man who abandoned your friend and you certainly don’t do it while you’re supposed to be with another man! We sure hope she enjoyed that kiss because it could cost her at least a friendship if not the nice set-up she’s got with Merchant Antonio as well.

Reality Check Brandon is just surrounded by women who need more help than he can provide! As Booze Sis Hina was flirting it up with D.P. Stephen, he told her she was a “lost cause”. Yes, she is! Now if he’d only discover the same thing out about his girlfriend he might have a chance to move on and get a real, lasting relationship. B.S. Hina tried telling him that she was just teasing and would never really have a thing for D.P. Stephen. We don’t buy it either, R.C. Brandon! Stick to your guns, son!

Did Reap actually refer to Eleanor as his “wife”??? We sure hope that we misunderstood the conversation! From what our sources gather, he told Marvelous Mira to go ask his wife for money for the flowers that he wanted to buy. Marvelous Mira looked pretty darn surprised as were we! We wonder what BLUE Mish will think of this??? By the by, we heard that True was there pushing Marvelous Mira’s flowers. There’s a man who sure supports his girl!

Edited: April 21st, 2009