Oh. Our. God. We should have known that the Booze Sisters would have been plenty busy while we were away and my it sure seems that they have! Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade was seen in the Inn chatting it up with Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy last night about her IMPENDING NUPTIALS!!! Yes, folks, the TRASH-tastic one is planning yet another wedding! This time to DAKOTA!!! And they’re getting married in two months.

That doesn’t give Booze Sis R.R. Rhy much time to lose all that baby weight! We hear the girl is due in November and, man, is she getting HUGE! Long gone are the days of her being a cute pregnant chick. She’s now verging on looking like a beached whale. It’s at least nice to see that she took the natural route rather than having her pregnancy sped up with magic. Let the kids bake, people! There’s too many half-baked morons running around this city already!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen at the bar licking chocolate pudding from a spoon. Yeah, that’s it. Nothing else of note. We just know that mental image just created a new dirty fantasy in a lot of our male readers’ minds!

Trouble’s back in town and, man, does she come with a pair of legs! DoD-er/Badsider Brew Spokesmodel PJ was spotted in the Inn looking no less hot and no less sluttacious than she did prior to having her little one! She was seen smoking cigarettes and tossing back tequila with Potter Piper. We really think that Potter Piper has a bad girl hidden deep down in those pretty eyes of hers that DoD-er PJ is going to bring out one of these days! Long live the bad girls of RhyDin!!! They make our job so much fun. HAWT!

Den Mama Sid took a spearhead to the side last night!!! We don’t know the full details but we’re guessing it was an out of control bar fight. Being a tender at the Red Dragon Inn can be a hazardous gig! We wonder if Head Pussy Panther gives his tenders hazard pay! We hear that there was a healer on the scene who patched up Den Mama Sid right nicely. It’s a good thing! If Den Mama Sid was seriously hurt we’d have to open a can up on somebody’s tail!

DoD-er Rena sure seems to have a new man for everyday of the week! Lucky Lang seemed really interested in her a couple weeks back but last night in the Outback she was getting attention from a new man. We hear that he even tried to lay a kiss on her! We’re not sure what his name is but if he lasts more than a week we’ll put somebody on that.

Posted: October 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your NINETEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –
SPOTTED:

- Maeve tending to an injured Stitch early Wednesday evening. We’re not sure what’s more disturbing about this pairing — the inability of any of our sources to fully understand what either of them are saying through their accents and lingo or that Stitch should be left alone with sweet Maeve! No word yet on exactly what happened to Stitch but with him we’re sure he deserved it!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee mulling over the recent angel infestation. We’re starting to wonder about that ourselves! A bunch of winged freaks if you ask us!

- AJ at the bar having a friendly chat with Awesome Alain’s buddy Frank! She was overheard discussing her bondage likes and dislikes with him and he was overheard saying how much he’d love to see her in a French maid costume. Poor Phillipe! Frank just seems like one of those guys you don’t leave your girlfriend alone with!

- Hina having an apparent emotional break-down when Stitch told her he thought she was trying to “tie down” Skid by getting pregnant! Icer stook up for Hina but Stitch wasn’t having any of it. We really should put Stitch on our payroll. He’s a one Jackal gossip creating crew!

- Peredhil and Potter Piper politely inviting DoD-er Rena and darling little S’jira to join their table! Pipes and Perry are on still! What fantastic news! What a cute couple they are!

-  The Gov Kitty still spreading the news of her engagement! At this point we cannot believe that there’s a soul left in this city that hasn’t heard the announcement! However, we find The Gov Kitty’s enthusiasm so un-Kitty-like but delightful all the same!

- one of Johnny’s lovely family members (we believe she’s a cousin), Katarina, hanging out with Piper, Rena, and crew.  Katarina is a drop dead gorgeous blonde! It seems that the entire gang became friendly and the Smith’s fabulous Hogmanay celebration! Although we were under the weather and unable to make it, we hear it was an absolute blast!

- cutie Hodge spending a bit more time getting to know Drunken Dakota! We’re hoping that she takes a lot of care with that one. We hear he’s got a nice looooong trail of broken hearts behind him.

- one of RhyDin’s HAWTEST fathers, Kheld, calling duels in the Outback as Steamy Sartan and Venom Vinny caught up on each other’s lives. A bunch of old married men hanging out on a Wednesday night!

Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Why not start the New Year off with a little drama??? Lain was happy to provide us with more than a little as she confronted The OTHER Other Woman Yami…. for disappearing??? Wouldn’t she be happy that the woman that stole her man up and left?!?! We’re confused. The word is that Yami didn’t stick around long as she wasn’t up for the confrontation but Lain laid into Jade and Ryo who were sticking up for Yami. Will the craziness of this situation EVER end???  We’re betting CHARITY Jewell’s glad to be distancing herself from that mess!

….And our sources spotted Aylysia! She was having a mug of tea at the bar while catching up with SUUUUUPER Des! According to what our sources could overhear, she had thought her husband Soerl dead and now that they have found one another, they are attempting to put their marriage back together! We hear they even have a five year old little girl! SHOCKING!

Awww! Newlyweds! They make our cold shriveled heart melt! Ewan and the DIVINE Storm were seen chatting quietly at a private little table. Our sources tell us that Storm seemed quite chilled by the weather and Ewan was assisting by rubbing her hands to bring them warmth. Absolutely adorable!

Somebody needs to get Dakota some help. Quickly. We hear he’s left his wife again and his drinking has certainly become even worse as of late. Monday night, he waltzed into the bar and exchanged insults and curses with Awesome Alain! The pair then dragged their drama out into the alley where we’re sure they did the manly thing and got their macho aggression out with fisticuffs.

In much more important news, Awesome Alain was seen sharing drinks with a pretty HAWT man through out the night! He had that whole big, dangerous, and bad ass thing going for him. Our sources tell us that his name is Frank and that he knows Alain through the security industry. Watch out for this one, ladies!

We’re told that Hodge and DoD-er Rena were overheard planning a night out on the town in some little black dresses!!! What we wouldn’t do to be a part of that Girls’ Night Out!!! We’d make sure to turn those quiet little wallflowers into some saucy sex kittens!!! MEOW!

Lucien and Topaz seem to still be going strong! The wedded pair were seen cuddled together on the banks of Twilight Island, watching the magic duels take place! After her cup of tea with Des, Aylysia was seen catching up with her old mage buddies. She certainly seems to be sliding right back into the routine of living in RhyDin! We’re curious to see if her and Soerl’s marriage can survive the time they were apart!

Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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AJ’s foul-mouthed little sister, Alex, was spotted in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night in the company of a teenage boy. Our sources claim his name is Newt but we suspect they’re pulling our leg as nobody’s parents are that cruel to them. The pair had a pretty lengthy conversation and were once spotted exchanging some spit!!! Really, this girl is such trouble! We ABSOLUTELY love it!!!

Her “friend” Newt got in quite the argument with Awesome Alain over some slight to Alex and Alain gave him quite the lecture in return! Ah, young love — irrational and drama-rific!

TRASH-tastic Jade was overheard telling Randy Rhy that she installed a pole in her room at the Inn. The girls were all sorts of excited to try it out. Le sigh. Considering the girls in question, we suppose it’s safe to rule out that this pole they are referring to is the sort of pole one might find at a fire station.

Our sources inform us that those two girls must not be too set on the frat boys they’ve been flirting with over the last several weeks as they were both overheard attempting to convince Damien to join their slumber party and dance for them! Deliciously scandalous!

Really, we don’t buy Bad Boy Wil’s new leaf! However, Eless certainly has. The pair are definitely engaged and he certainly was saying all the right things when he came to keep her company while she tended bar. We’re still waiting for him to go back to the Wil that we know and love for his drama causing ways!

We were absolutely POSITIVE that Peredhil and Potter Piper were on their way to becoming one of the CUTEST couples in the city!!! But last night was a MAJOR disappointment in that regard! Perry was seen chatting up Miss Mercy in a private booth while Pipes had a quiet conversation with S’jira by the hearth. As much as we love Miss Mercy, we cannot let this continue!!! Perry and Pipes FOREVAR!

Gav and his loooovely wife SUUUUUPER Des came in to relieve Eless from her duties behind the bar. As usual, Gav slung the drinks and Des slung the smiles! Gav only had eyes for his girl, of course, but Tass was there to remind him of his wild and crazy days. Can’t you see Gav and Tass chasing some serious skirt together back in the day??? Gav was quick to tell Tass that his womanizing days are well passed him!!!

Hodge was seen chatting up with another RhyDin Bad Boy — Dakota! It seems she’s given up on her friend Sartan setting her up with Rix and is moving on! …But is Dakota really the best candidate?!?! We suppose he would make a good rebound guy as he certainly doesn’t have any longterm potential!

We’re told that down in the depths of the Red Dragon Inn, the action was pretty hot and heavy most of the night in the Annex. Speaking of hot and heavy, MAN-tastic Matt was certainly getting his groooove thing on in a ring with a new HAWTIE named Alyson! This girl is absolutely SMOKING! Who can blame Matt for getting a little flirty??? Well, maybe his wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! However, she hasn’t been seen around in some time. We guess that perhaps she’s busy with her spring line! Men have needs, FLAWLESS Koy!

Now our sources tell us that Soerl, who was hosting duels in the Annex Sunday night, is now married!!! WHAT?!?! And it’s not to Van and it’s not to DoD-er Rena!!! Instead, he’s evidently married again to the woman he wed many years back — Aylysia! We’re dying to know the details but to date Soerl’s been pretty mum on the issue! Our sources say that they have yet to spot Aylysia but they’re on the look out!

Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We knew we liked AJ. She’s absolutely, positively not afraid to let her drama fly right in the Red Dragon Inn. She and her little sister, Alex, had quite the blow up early Sunday night in the Inn. Our sources have NO IDEA what it was about…. but isn’t that usually the way it goes with sibling fights???

Widower Dean was certainly getting quite a bit of female attention! He was seen comparing tattoos and piercings with Rhy but TRASH-tastic Jade evidently didn’t think Rhy was worthy of his time…. or perhaps she just couldn’t stand any other woman getting attention!!! She broke into the conversation and was seen cuddling up against him at one point.

TRASH-tastic Jade’s antics didn’t stop there! She continued to make fun of Rhy as Rhy turned her flirtatious attentions on Russ. TRASH-tastic Jade was so mean to the girl that she actually made us feel sorry for poor Rhy! Unfortunately for poor Rhy, Dean chimed in to inform the girls that Russ was happily married…. with twins!

Rhy hitting on men is such a comedy of errors but we really have to love her for it!!!

Speaking of women that we LOVE LOVE LOVE, Potter Piper was such a dear and helped cute little Uriko hang some lovely decorative lights! They both seemed to be quite in the festive spirit! Potter Piper went on to set up a twinkling trail of luminaries leading into the Inn with the help of none other than Wil (who seemed to be there to make sure that Eless didn’t get hit on while tending bar)!!! Perhaps Eless is having a positive impact on the former philanderer because our sources tell us that they didn’t catch him checking Potter Piper out even once!

Eless remained behind the bar and was kept plenty busy by people looking for hot drinks or alcohol to warm them from the chilly night! She was relieved from her duties by SUUUUUPER Des and Gav and took the time to chat up Dakota. Wil obviously left his Eless-tending duties a little too early because no man should leave their woman alone with Horn Dog Dakota!!!

Our sources claim that late into the night something happened to Potter Piper!!! We’re not quite sure if it was a fit or merely a fainting spell as we have been unable to get all the details. The best we can figure, however, is that Potter Piper was carried upstairs to a room by Connar with Eless following to tend to Piper! We do so hope that Connar playing knight in shining armor will bring him and Potter Piper closer together!!! What a lovely couple they would make!!!

Dooooownstairs in the dueling Annex, Fight Night was pretty quiet. We hear poor Soerl spent most of the night alone. It makes us wonder where that hussy Van is?!?! He seemed awfully grumpy when trying to convince Speedster Nova and Steamy Sartan that there is no Santa. Of course, Santa’s real! Sheesh! Gimpy Erin was around snickering at the boys antics for a bit. We bet she could use a good laugh as the poor woman’s had a rough couple of months.
Speaking of Steamy Sartan, it appears he’s to become a father again. His wife Rory was finally seen in public, ending the speculation that their marriage was on the rocks! It appears that Rory is pregnant again and is due this summer! We LOOOOVE summer babies! Oh, who are we kidding? We love babies in general! Even demon babies can be kind of cute!

Posted: December 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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There’s a new dark-haired beauty named Adrianna turning heads!!! Wowzer! She’s a hawt little tamale! One head in particular she’s turning??? Phillippe! He was spotted having an intimate chat with the little cutie Tuesday night in the Inn. We think we’re going to LOVE this girl. She’s got DRAMA QUEEN written alllll over her!

Lang was overheard by our sources telling the seeeexy Aaron that he has broken up with Rhy…. AGAIN! That would certainly explain Rhy’s haggard looking appearance earlier in the day. Man oh man! We love these on-again/off-again couples. We doubt this is the last time these two will break up!!! We think Lang just likes steamy make-up sex!!!

…Or maybe Lang has eyes on another? He was busy propositioning The Gov Kitty while Aaron was trying to get her to promise to set him up with one of her friends. Iiiiinteresting.

The dark-haired twin Spice was spotted briefly in the Outback while her boyfriend Good Boy Cor was calling duels. She certainly did not look well after the events of Monday night. G’naughty G’nort was seen giving her the evil eye but, thankfully, he kept his beating on women to the rings!!!

FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback as well looking absolutely flawless as always! She was dressed in a black crepe dress which was belted at the waist. And, in fact, she dueled in that very same outfit!!! This girl is absolutely FIERCE!

It appears Dakota may have found a home in the Outback. He was seen getting in a couple fights on Tuesday night. It seems like a perfect fit! It’s one place where his foul-mouth and ill-temper will fit right in with the general populace!!!

There certainly was some drama going down on Twilight Island. Lucien and Topaz seemed to get into it over some unknown issue. Relationship drama is yuuuummy! It appears Topaz wanted to accompany Lucien on a trip that he didn’t want her to. When he left without her, she left shortly after to follow him!!!

Posted: September 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. Gather HEIFER Jewell, her husband Stephen, and his brother Robert in a room and drama will ensue. Robert was busy being his usual classy self when Miss Mercy decided to take that moment to give him a lecture on how he should speak with his sister-in-law. HEIFER Jewell who STILL is badly in need of anger management classes slapped Robert upside the head while Stephen merely buried his face in his hands. We feel the same way, Stephen!

Classy Cieara and her brother, Dashing Daniel, FINALLY managed to make an appearance in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night!!! It’s about time!!! We have missed them so!!! HEIFER Jewell and her unwashed husband Stephen were overheard inviting Cieara to wrestle on the floor with Jewell. You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Must she bring down any woman with any poise and dignity in the Inn?!?! STAY AWAY FROM THE GOOD GIRLS, HEIFER!!!

Dakota found his way back to the Inn. We can only imagine where he’s been spending his time. It certainly hasn’t been spent where it should be — at home with the lovely Charlotte. We suppose we should just give up on any possibility of a reunion there but we soooo HEART that unlikely pairing. Dakota was discussing parenting with Icer and our sources overheard that Icer’s broad is at 26 now!!! OMG, Batman!!! Between Icer and HEIFER Jewell, this city is going to be fully stocked with dragons and ill-tempered fairies!

Amazing Alain was seen getting a bit frisky with Cute Single Erin!!! Now wouldn’t these two be a-freaking-dooooorable together??? However, Lassie Cassie certainly didn’t seem pleased with sharing Alain’s attentions. She got in a fight IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN which, of course, caused Alain to have to pull her off of her latest victim. He did NOT seem pleased. Come on, Lassie Cassie! What happened to the cool, suave chick that we fell for??? Anybody get the feeling that Alain’s probably asking himself the same thing???

Posted: September 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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