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Panther’s Claw Tournament!!!

Typically we start our blogs with the drama that took place in the Red Dragon Inn as it tends to be the biggest source of juicy gossip. However, Monday night it was not the Inn but the Outback that seemed to be the epicenter of a serious DRAMA EARTHQUAKE!!!

In the midst of the cycle’s Panther’s Claw Tournament being overseen by SUUUUPER Des, some MAJOR break-up action went down. Evidently cute, peppy Sugar saw the Gossip GangSTAR’s latest blog which mentioned that her man Bad Boy Darren (and, man, has he earned that moniker now!) went up to the room of Cute Single Erin!!! Sugar was LIVID!!!

She stormed into the Outback and laid into Erin while her sister Spice begged her to stop. It seems that Sugar’s anger was wrecking havoc on the magical bond the twins share. Darren stood aside and watched shamefully as Sugar laid one heck of a curse on Erin and then a similar one on Bad Boy Darren. Both Cute Single Erin and Bad Boy Darren looked like they wanted to crawl under a rock and die!

In the middle of this, G’naughty G’nort (who was a participant in the tournament) decided to stick his big nose into the drama. He was overheard calling Sugar a “banshee”! WHATEVER!!! Spice didn’t take too kindly to the insults against her sister and under the influence of that magic, she hauled off and punched G’nort!!! GOOD FOR HER!!! Unfortunately, he decided to hit her back. WHAT A GIANT IDIOT! Thankfully, Mini Frank Cor (who evidently is still dating the dark-haired twin) stepped in to pull Spice away which seemed to help bring her back under control.

Needless to say Bad Boy Darren and Sweet Sugar are OVER!!! And this break-up supersedes even the MARVELOUSLY DRAMATIC fall-out of Bloody Psycho Sera and her Dameon. This gets an immediate spot in our countdown of BEST BREAK-UPS EVAR!!!

….no, the drama didn’t stop there either!

For some odd reason, Unwashed Pirate Stephen and HEIFER Jewell, who were there to watch the tournament but spent most of their time threatening to take their clothes off, got into it withG’naughty G’nort. G’nort was evidently making all sorts of friends. Stephen lunges at G’nort but somehow tackled Good Boy Cor instead. We LOVED to see HEIFER Jewell and G’naughty G’nort go toe-to-toe!!! The battle of RhyDin’s Biggest Ego Whore!

In the midst of it all, Snaggle-toothed Cassie sat and whined the tune of “Why can’t we all just get along?”

SUUUUPER Des was evidently too busy running around the Outback attempting to track down a thief to stop the out of ring antics. See, she really is a super hero! And the Outback’s Big Boss Man-tastic Matt also seemed uninterested in the drama. He was evidently too busy planning his new business with his equally Man-tastic new partner Sartan and avoiding looks of DEATH from his new wife FLAWLESS Koy… who is evidently NOT at all happy about her husband’s new business venture.

Speaking of Sartan, our sources have FINALLY confirmed to us that he is finally admitting that there is something wrong with his wife Rory. The exact details are vague but she has evidently suffered some sort of ailment and her condition is permanent. We hear that he has threatened violence against whomever spreads rumors of her, uh, disability. We’re not scared!!! Come and get it, big boy!!! We like it rough!!!

Our sources also have reported back to us that there was some sort of girl-on-girl action between Alex (the girl version) and Pirate-Girl Teagan!!! We, unfortunately, have no confirmation of this report and, even more sadly, no photographic evidence. Le sigh!

Oh, and there was dueling among all this chaos as well!!! G’naughty G’nort evidently stopped causing problems long enough to make it into the final round but he was stopped from taking the title by DoD-er Rena!!! And guess what??? DoD-er Rena’s man was STILL not present. What’s up with that???

Anyway, congratulations, Rena, for being able to concentrate on fighting in that mess!!!

NATURAL Monday!

The Gov Kitty was over heard telling Julie about all the “freak shows” she must deal with on a day-to-day basis Monday night in the Inn. This has us thinking that The Gov really should be kept away from innocent or impressionable minds. She’s certainly a corrupting influence!!! Wonderfully corrupting!!!

The Inn turned DEATHLY quiet as Bloody Psycho Sera confronted Darkmere over their break-up. She was clearly looking for a reconciliation and it seemed that EVERYONE in the Inn was waiting on baited breath just hoping it would NOT happen! We got our wish. Darkmere told her to get over it. UGH! He needs to GET OVER HIMSELF!!! We’re still PRAYING that the absent Dameon comes swooping back into RhyDin so that we can have the reunion between him and Sera that we’ve been waiting on for MONTHS!!!

Oh my God. Oh. My. God. OH MY GOD!!! Darren fooled his lovely bubble-gum blowing Sugar into drinking beer and our sources could barely keep themselves contained!!! Evidently, alcohol has a very…. interesting reaction with that twin’s magic!!! The meek, mild-mannered blonde suddenly turned into a sexual MANIAC! Darren quickly led her out but she was throwing out some WONDERFULLY horrific pick-up lines at him along the way. Sugar even gave a “MROW!” in the direction of looovely Eless! Poor Eless looked like she might faint in shock!!! HILARIOUS!!!!

Edible Ewan and the DIVINE Storm are so cute that we could simply EAT THEM UP!!! They were spotted cuddling and canoodling in the Inn Monday night! If Ewan is smart, he’ll put a ring on her finger before she can get away. That woman is a freaking GODDESS!!! And classy to boot!

In the Outback, DoD-er Rena was overheard catching up with SUUUUUPER Des! It seems Super Des is unhappy with the crime and nastiness of RhyDin. Gav evidently agrees that RhyDin is no place to raise young children. Their packing up their small family and moving to a ranch outside of town.

Playboy G’nort was up to his womanizing ways and Monday night he picked quite the target in The Gov Kitty!!! The Gov Kitty reminded him that he was married. It seems that G’nort gets that reminder a lot these days!!! The light-hearted conversation hit a brick wall when the subject of Tass came up. It seems that Kitty is still torn up over Tass. In fact, she was overheard admitting to G’nort that she is IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!! WOWZER!!!

NOOOOO!!! Keep HEIFER Jewell away from our DoD-er Evie and the gorgeous Piper!!! The trio were spotted drinking and chatting. Ugh, ugh, ugh. She’s going to infect them with her dismal personality!!! HEIFER Jewell of course took the time to insult yours truly over our choice of hair color. We’re still continuously shocked how a woman with BLUE hair makes fun of ours!!! AND WE DO NOT DYE OUR HAIR, HEIFER!!! IT’S NATURAL!!!

Team Miss B Thursday!!!

Evidently Lassie Cassie found out about Alain’s extracurricular shenanigans Thursday night! She certainly didn’t seem her typical perky self when chatting with Alain. Then her night seemed to get WORSE as Alain’s new little love muffin Miss B joined them at the bar!!! We HEART Miss B’s audacity!!! Lassie Cassie had to get catty, of course, and insult Miss B’s outfit. How a woman in flip flops can insult another woman’s outfit is something that we will wonder about for some time to come.

And, don’t forget! Our advertiser, T-Shirt Zoo, is promising that YOU can get your “Team Miss B” or “Team Cassie” t-shirts as of TOMORROW!!! You know that we’ll be sporting our “Team Miss B” tee with pride!!!

SOMEBODY needs to find Dameon and drag his sorry tail back to RhyDin!!! The men are getting pretty bold with their lines on his innocent lil’ sis, Kira! In fact, our sources overheard Robert asking her if she’d like to “create the beast” on her bed so only the sheets get sweaty. Le sigh.

Keaton’s not the only one that can mix up a fun, summery drink! Tucker was behind the bar showing off one of his best drinks — a 151 Florida Bushwacker. Our sources claim it contains three kinds of rum (including 151 obviously), coconut liqueur, and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. FABULOUS!!!

We think the Inn should host a fabulous end of summer event to glorify the HAWTNESS of summer — the weather, the Inn’s bartenders, cute summer dresses. The tenders could serve up their best summer drinks. We know Jewell and Cute Single Erin would be into a party!

Downstairs in the Arena, Imp was up to his usual trouble, feeling up the lovely ladies who came in. He truly is the MASTER P.I.M.P.!!!

In a odd match-up, the stoic Overlord Cletus fought Rat-tastic Napoleon. Unfortunately, the little PiRATe couldn’t best the Arena’s King of the Hill. To say there was tension in the drafty basement would be putting it lightly! Karen and her staunch supporter G’nort were also present. Karen made no bones in stating that she was looking for fifteen peer wins (which suggests she’s going after the Overlord as she would only need ten to go for a barony). DRAMA!!!

It seems that things are getting pretty serious between a certain DoDer and her soldier boyfriend! With Darren on vacation, Val has had Rena’s attention all to himself and has been making good use of the time. Last night he was seen giving her a lovely pendant. G’nort was questioning the pair on when they were going to tie the knot but neither seemed to interested in the idea… at least not yet!

For those of you that just can’t get enough of Cute Single Erin, it seems that you’ll be seeing A LOT more of her…. and it’s all thanks to the business-minded G’nort! Rumor has it that Erin may be about to begin contract negotiations to become the next duelist for Company of the Dragon for the upcoming TDL season. Look for her to appear next to BOOTY-licious Kaja, SLUTTACIOUS Charlie, and MILF Caedia in next season’s CDR calendar! We are soooo excited that we may wet ourselves!

Lake of Drama Wednesday

Wednesday night found Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera and Dark up to their usual flirtations. Are we the only ones that feels that Dark would drop the chick in a heartbeat if Kitty would let him back into her bed??? Kitty had a brief conversation with Dark that our sources assure us was rampant with sexual tension… and after she walked away? Well, our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but it appeared that Sera and Dark were engaged in an intense debate that left her teary-eyed and… GASP… OBEDIENT?!?!?

Seriously, where for the love of everything holy is Dameon??? He needs to come back and take care of his women-folk.

Sera’s ex Feilas attempted to intervene and begged Sera to not act so passive. EFFORTLESS Kairee wisely advised him that would have to be her choice. She could only break free because she wanted to. If she did it because he wanted her to, it would be no better. Le sigh! Kairee is so wise! A frustrated Feilas stormed out of the Inn but we were left wondering if he still has feelings for our fantastic drama queen Sera!!!

It seems Jewell and Stephen don’t appreciate young love as much as we do! Young Thomas, Dakota’s son, was asking Lassie Cassie’s advice (…and we think Lassie Cassie may have found a second career as an advice columnists for preteens!) on how to get a date with Jewell’s daughter (who we’re told is darling)! Jewell was NOT happy and threatened to send her daughter back to boarding school immediately. Thomas proved that he’s no idiot by quickly fleeing the scene.

His dad Dakota wasn’t so lucky! Unfortunately, he got the full brunt of Jewell’s anger. She was pretty clear that her daughter was too good for Dakota’s son. Oooooh! We love that the young kids are already dipping their toes into the Lake of Drama!

Couple’s Dance Sunday!

Sunday night in the Inn seemed to be the night of couples!

Evidently Sera and Darkmere have decided to heal their wounded hearts with one another!!! The pair were certainly flirting in the Inn and the left together!!! Maybe they were off for some raunchy fun??? Jade was seen smirking quite naughtily as the pair left. We wouldn’t put her above trying to steal Darkmere away from Sera just for her own amusement. Sera better watch out for the Trash-tastic Jade.

Lydia was spotted out and about which seems to be rare these days! She and her man Grem were chatting at the bar. This pair is oh so serious! The green-haired rumored elf-hater had a brace on her knee. Maybe Carley kicked her for firing her?!?!?

The sexy Ewan was seen have a conversation with the adorable little minstrel Kiema! Their conversation seemed quite intense and very private!!! Could our dear Ewan have a thing for the little music maker??? How lovely would that be?!?!

The tall saucy redhead Jacq got into it with Panther and Kairee Sunday night at the bar. It seems that her personal belongings had been stolen from the room she’d been renting in the Inn! Jacq was quite livid and seemed to blame EFFORTLESS Kairee who she mistakenly took as the MAID!!! We’re shocked that Kairee didn’t pop her for that!

We are really starting to dislike Feilas! First he doesn’t have the balls to break up with Sera and simply leaves her for two months! And then Sunday night, he made Kira CRY!!! Kira quickly left the Inn after he confronted her over some unknown slight and our sources tell us that there were tears in her beautiful eyes!!! We hope Dameon crawls out of whatever hole he’s fallen into and lays into Feilas for that one!!!

The night ended on a high note, however!!! Gav made sure to bring SUUUUUPER Des in for this week’s Late Night with Gav! Gav sure knows what the crowd wants to see — his wife!

Speaking of husband and wife duos, Sartan was spotted down in the Dueling Annex on the couch as his wife Rory called her regular shift. Rory, it seems, has lost her tenuous grasp on reality and was pleasantly crazy Sunday night!!! She didn’t even seem to know her own name half the time. In fact she offered to have sex with the first person that bought her a drink and there were a handful of takers… but Sartan QUICKLY put the end to that and escorted crazy Rory out before she could cause anymore fun.

The SLUTTACIOUS Jaycy showed up and was duly hit on by Man-Whore Darren. Jaycy advised him that she had a slew of hotter men to go home to. You know what? We don’t doubt it. We bet that Jaycy uses her Dockside Barony Manor as storage facility to keep her harem of underwear models!!!

It seems that Darren’s “antics” are not escaping notice. Cas did not seem happy with Darren’s attention to Jaycy the Queen of Loose Sex (and, yes, we do realize that by calling her that we just made her wildly popular) who has been a close friend of his for many years!!! In fact, Cas seemed down right angry with the Man Whore!!! We feel a dueling feud brewing!!!

New Blood Saturday!

The drama started early Saturday!!! And that’s EXACTLY how we like our weekends!!!

Early in the evening hours, our sources spotted Sera (of the “Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend” fame who dated Dameon and then moved on to Feilas) with Feilas! Feilas left her several months back and disappeared without a word for “work”. Ladies, when a man says that he disappeared to work on a “project”, the only question is whether or not it’s a blonde, brunette, or redhead project!!!

Well, we know if there is one thing Sera does right, it’s knowing how to cause a scene in a public place! And we LOVE her for it! With Feilas in tears and Sera up in arms, this relationship came to a stunning end. Ever see one of those videos made by the insurance institute where the car with crash dummies inside hits a brick wall??? Yeah, that’s the way our sources described watching this one. You just COULDN’T look away!!!

Don’t swear off relationships for too long, Sera. We’re expecting another dramatic (AND public) break-up in another couple of months!!! Love you, girlfriend!

WE TOTALLY HEART Piper!!! She strolled into the Inn perfectly dressed for the evening in just a simple pink sundress that looked stunning against her dark hair and skin! That girl totally knows how to WORK it! Unfortunately, our sources spotted her popping some unknown pills. We really hope she isn’t falling into that sort of behavior. Drugs are bad, people! She was also spotted reading our printed version! We love when our subjects are also fans!!!

Darkmere didn’t waste long moving on from the Gov Kitty. He was back hitting on Wolv’s girl Kaspar who he actually had in his lap!!! AND he was flirting with Sera who had come back a couple hours after her break-up to man hunt. We admit when we’ve made a mistake and we made a mistake. Darren is no where near a man-whore when compared to Darkmere. He certainly is the worst of the worst in that regard.

Our sources spotted Darren out and about quite a bit last night! He was seen at Duke’s (which is a gay bar) but left rather quickly! And then he was seen at Captain Hammer’s (made famous by their connection with TDL/IFL duelist Bode Bojangles) and then finally he ended his night in the Inn. And he was TRAAAASHED! It turns out he hasn’t ended his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar. He was overheard saying that he’d have to take a shower before he crawled into bed with her so he didn’t smell like booze. Le sigh.

The storied former Overlord Xenograg was spotted in the Inn’s basement Arena having a pretty intense conversation with G’nort. It was clear that the General did not understand the Baron of the Old Market’s feelings on the overlord title. G’nort is a many time baron but has no desire to hold the Overlord title. Xeno is evidently looking for new blood — a young warlord looking to prove himself — as Overlord. The two names that were mentioned? Felix and Bran. What an honor to be seen by Xeno as a strong candidate to make a good Overlord!!!

The DoD’s SLUTTACIOUS Charlie was spotted in the Arena chatting with fellow DoD-er Rena about a truly AMAZING event that they want to hold!!! Charlie wants to convince G’nort and to have PJ convince Jake to have the Golden Ivy Tavern and the Red Orc Brewery to sponsor a night of free booze and DoD-style fun in the Inn to celebrate (or in Charlie’s words “mourn”) the ending of Koy’s bachelorette status!!! No date has been thrown around as of yet but we’re already getting excited about the drunken debauchery!!!

Sour Faced Sunday!

Sour Faced Lydia was hanging out at the bar with her super terrific man Grem on Sunday evening. As usual our sourced claim Lydia was never spotted smiling but we think we may have figured out what Grem sees in her after all! The pair were seen calling it an “early night”! They headed out together. Perhaps Grem can excuse her “woo is me” demeanor because she’s super duper good in bed???

What did we say in the Oracle article??? Jade and Gabe wouldn’t make it through the weekend. Well, that prediction certainly seemed to come true as Trash-tastic Jade was looking her ever unappealing self in a daring hot pink (EWWW!) number while getting her flirt on with Darkmere. Jade “tried” to play hard to get but, really, that’s outside of even her acting skills. And then to keep her options open, she was seen in an intimate conversation with Michale. Tsk tsk, Gabe. We sure hope you’re regretting dropping the lovely Michelle like a bad habit.

EFFORTLESS Kairee was also spending some quality time with her man Julien. The pair were joined briefly by the yummy Brian (a.k.a. the sane Ravenlock) who was discussing the problems in West End with the duo. Kairee certainly has spent many years in the city and seemed to be quite knowledgeable on the topic. She also felt the task of cleaning up West End a bit hopeless. This is RhyDin, after all. According to her (and isn’t she right?), there will always be new problems to replace the ones solved in West End.

WHAT?!?! Our sources tell us the FANTASTIC Dameon-licious is back in town!!! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn having a whiskey on the rocks and looking just as HAWT as he always does. Anybody want to take bets on how long before he has a steamy new summer fling??? He was already chatting up the bubbly Carley Sunday evening at the bar. Something has us thinking that Sour Faced Lydia won’t be too happy that playboy Dameon is hanging out with her innocent employee!!! However, once Dameon spotted his SWEET sister Kira, Carley’s innocence was safe… at least for the night. The reunion was too cute! Dameon paid for his sister’s drink and escorted her cute tail home! LOVE HIM! And her for that matter!

It seems the rumors that PJ’s back with her ex Gavin might actually be true!!! The Badsider Brew spokesmodel has not been seen with Gage in quite some time. However, she was spotted in the IFL Garden on Sunday night entangled in Gavin. Gavin petted her hair while she watched the matches!!! My, my, my! Gavin’s sister and PJ’s best friend/fellow DoD-er Charlie did not seem the least bit pleased about this development. Charlie and Gavin had a brief confrontation that caused Charlie to stalk off.

An Often Wed Saturday

We will never be able to keep track of all the “loves” in Feilas’s life. First there was Sera (the “bloody psycho” ex of Dameon) but back in May he was seen getting his groove thing on with Nyx (who had broken Brandon’s heart days earlier) and now it seems that he’s got his sights set on Alana (who tends to throw herself at taken men as she’s appeared in this blog after having flirted with Stephen, Baker, Val, Brian, etc, etc). Strangely enough, Feilas was chatting with Nyx when Alana arrived and introduced Alana to Nyx as “my love”.

How does he keep them straight?!?!?

Whore-errific Jade was spotted talking to her ex Michale. Has she really ran out of men who’ll sleep with her? Is she now going around for seconds? REHAB is calling, sweetheart!!!

The twins Sugar and Spice were tending bar but without the venerable Ms. Sid. They served up a free round of drinks on Sexy Brian who was celebrating the upcoming birth of the centaurs. Brian got his usual flirtatious offers from the women in the Inn but as usual he remained true to his girl. We HEART him!!!

Speaking of sisters, Cute Single Erin was dishing about her night out on the town with her lovely and much more even-keeled sister Lydia at the bar late into the night. Typically we HEART sister gab-fests but these two are absolutely DEPRESSING! They are two pretty girls who are usually fun to be around but whenever they are around each other they are tense and silent. It makes us sad!

The Baroness of Dockside Jaycynda “Jaycy” Ashleana and the Baron of New Haven Kheldar “Sexiest Father in RhyDin” Drasinia were both present and looking for duels in the Inn’s basement Arena. Jaycy gaggingly referred to Kheld as her brother. ATTENTION, people! Never EVER refer to someone who you have previously had relations with as your brother! We do not care if you just mean “heart brother” or “soul brother” or whatever you people refer to it as these days. It’s still gross.

In a meeting of the “often wed”, Jaycy faced off against Jewell in a ring. Our sources tell us that their conversation revolved around respect. Lord, help us! Two women so prone to opening their legs discussing respect and honor??? RESPECT YOURSELVES, GIRLS! Le sigh. Jaycy won the duel but we believe the pair is tied at three on number of times wed.

Monday’s all the rage!

Maybe Rena’s had enough of the rumors of Val’s womanizing! She certainly didn’t seem to broke hearted in the Outback on Monday night while joking with and flinging ice at her new teammate Darren. With all three of these people on the same IFL team, this screams “messy break-up”.

Handsome James seemed intent on winning at least a date from the little pottery queen Piper! Who can blame him?!?! The witty brunette is A-FREAKING-DORABLE! James isn’t too bad himself. Good luck, James!!!

Jade continued her reuniting Monday evening when she ran into Jewell. Jewell breathlessly informed her that she was now engaged to a “hot pirate”. Jewell’s excitement is starting to make her…. cute?!?! Jade also spent a bit of one-on-one time with the marvelous Icer. The pair ate brownies and discussed the SIX baby dragons that Icer has on the way (which, by the way, will join the FOURTEEN she already has).

Poor Sera is always losing her men to skanky women! This time Feilas was busy getting his flirt on with Nyx. Yep, the very same girl who broke Brandon’s heart. She was dressed TRASHY for this excursion! Maybe Dameon might be up for talking about getting back together with his “bloody psycho” ex-girlfriend as his current TRASHY lady Reanna got half-naked in the Inn for Reap and Baker! She took off her tequila soaked tank top and tossed her shirt over the bar. Reap and Baker spent the rest of the night talking about the peek of nipple that they saw.

Speaking of RU, Baker and Reap were busy attempting to convince Jewell to dip her breast into their ale. Poor boys. Just when they were debating over who was going to do the “smooshing”, Jewell wacked them both with a empty mug. And, thus, their hunt for a willing victim– We mean, participant in “brale” continues on.

Eve missed her man’s antics but when she did arrive she and Baker quickly rehashed their fight from last week. Our Evie was told by yet another TRASHY lady that she was “wallowing”! Evie didn’t take too kindly to that and quickly challenged the other woman who is evidently named “Lust” to a fight! In true DoD fashion, Evie called Lust a “bimbo” and told her that she wasn’t ready to play with the big girls!!! HILARIOUS!!! Although we have no power in the DoD world, we believe our Evie should get to retire her “grunt” status and become a full member of DoD for that!!!

So Monday in the Inn was all about trashy women in micro-mini skirts, cleavage-baring corset tops, and skanky stilettos. Somebody please find Koy and make her teach these women how to dress sexy without showing all their flesh. There isn’t a fine line between sexy and skanky. It’s a very defined line. LEARN IT, LADIES!!!

The Weekend in Review!!!

Friday was a pretty quite night. Perhaps everyone was out getting their Spring Flings in before the summer weather hits! However, everybody’s favorite friendly blonde Taneth was busy in the Inn Friday night adding words to her vocabulary. The hunky Michael taught her the word “dude”. By the way, where did this wonderful slab of man meat come from???

Rumor has it that Ness serenaded the dear sweet Kira. How romantic! It appears that there is a clear front runner now for Kira’s heart! She seemed quite touched by the gesture! Mark our words, this is a spring fling that’ll certainly move on to summer lovin’!

DoD stock must be on a down swing. The girls of DoD seem to have their relationships crumbling all around them. This weekend it seemed to be the “Sage Bean Counter” Rena who was getting pushed to the curb! Her soldier/boyfriend Val was busy in the Inn on Saturday night chatting up and making eyes at Alana. These girls must be going through some serious tubs of ice cream to ease all this heart ache.

Later in the evening, Dameon’s new woman Reanna was overheard by our sources calling his old woman Sera a fool to Feilas who has been dating Sera for a couple of weeks. First, Reanna takes the fantastic Dameon, dashing all hopes of a reunion between the couple and NOW she has the audacity to call our little “bloody psycho” a fool! We are NOT amused.

Speaking of amused, Brian certainly was as his lovely Jenai had a heartfelt reunion with Jade. There was much hugging and loving between the two women. We got a feeling that Brian’s thoughts on the matter weren’t entirely PG rated!

To finish the night off (and finish off half the men at the bar) Badsider Brew’s own PJ shared a jaw-dropping, saliva-swapping kiss with Sexy Sid! Tongues were touching! Sid grabbed PJ’s pert little rear! PJ had her arms locked around Sid’s waist! For ten long seconds every man in the Inn was given a little piece of HEAVEN!!!

This weekend was certainly an overwhelming one for the Judge. Issy was first told by Whisper that she met a man AND that they were getting married. Tobias is the newest silly goose to think that a Scathachian would make a good wife. Seriously, what is wrong with these men??? Hot, yes. Absolutely. But marrying them? NOOOOO! Then on Sunday Jewell broke the news of her engagement. Poor Issy appeared more than a little overwhelmed by it all!!