Panther’s Claw Tournament!!!
Typically we start our blogs with the drama that took place in the Red Dragon Inn as it tends to be the biggest source of juicy gossip. However, Monday night it was not the Inn but the Outback that seemed to be the epicenter of a serious DRAMA EARTHQUAKE!!!
In the midst of the cycle’s Panther’s Claw Tournament being overseen by SUUUUPER Des, some MAJOR break-up action went down. Evidently cute, peppy Sugar saw the Gossip GangSTAR’s latest blog which mentioned that her man Bad Boy Darren (and, man, has he earned that moniker now!) went up to the room of Cute Single Erin!!! Sugar was LIVID!!!
She stormed into the Outback and laid into Erin while her sister Spice begged her to stop. It seems that Sugar’s anger was wrecking havoc on the magical bond the twins share. Darren stood aside and watched shamefully as Sugar laid one heck of a curse on Erin and then a similar one on Bad Boy Darren. Both Cute Single Erin and Bad Boy Darren looked like they wanted to crawl under a rock and die!
In the middle of this, G’naughty G’nort (who was a participant in the tournament) decided to stick his big nose into the drama. He was overheard calling Sugar a “banshee”! WHATEVER!!! Spice didn’t take too kindly to the insults against her sister and under the influence of that magic, she hauled off and punched G’nort!!! GOOD FOR HER!!! Unfortunately, he decided to hit her back. WHAT A GIANT IDIOT! Thankfully, Mini Frank Cor (who evidently is still dating the dark-haired twin) stepped in to pull Spice away which seemed to help bring her back under control.
Needless to say Bad Boy Darren and Sweet Sugar are OVER!!! And this break-up supersedes even the MARVELOUSLY DRAMATIC fall-out of Bloody Psycho Sera and her Dameon. This gets an immediate spot in our countdown of BEST BREAK-UPS EVAR!!!
….no, the drama didn’t stop there either!
For some odd reason, Unwashed Pirate Stephen and HEIFER Jewell, who were there to watch the tournament but spent most of their time threatening to take their clothes off, got into it withG’naughty G’nort. G’nort was evidently making all sorts of friends. Stephen lunges at G’nort but somehow tackled Good Boy Cor instead. We LOVED to see HEIFER Jewell and G’naughty G’nort go toe-to-toe!!! The battle of RhyDin’s Biggest Ego Whore!
In the midst of it all, Snaggle-toothed Cassie sat and whined the tune of “Why can’t we all just get along?”
SUUUUPER Des was evidently too busy running around the Outback attempting to track down a thief to stop the out of ring antics. See, she really is a super hero! And the Outback’s Big Boss Man-tastic Matt also seemed uninterested in the drama. He was evidently too busy planning his new business with his equally Man-tastic new partner Sartan and avoiding looks of DEATH from his new wife FLAWLESS Koy… who is evidently NOT at all happy about her husband’s new business venture.
Speaking of Sartan, our sources have FINALLY confirmed to us that he is finally admitting that there is something wrong with his wife Rory. The exact details are vague but she has evidently suffered some sort of ailment and her condition is permanent. We hear that he has threatened violence against whomever spreads rumors of her, uh, disability. We’re not scared!!! Come and get it, big boy!!! We like it rough!!!
Our sources also have reported back to us that there was some sort of girl-on-girl action between Alex (the girl version) and Pirate-Girl Teagan!!! We, unfortunately, have no confirmation of this report and, even more sadly, no photographic evidence. Le sigh!
Oh, and there was dueling among all this chaos as well!!! G’naughty G’nort evidently stopped causing problems long enough to make it into the final round but he was stopped from taking the title by DoD-er Rena!!! And guess what??? DoD-er Rena’s man was STILL not present. What’s up with that???
Anyway, congratulations, Rena, for being able to concentrate on fighting in that mess!!!
Posted: September 28th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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