As if the Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade/Playboy Demon Damien break-up wasn’t messy enough, it got worse Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Allegedly, Demon Damien had slipped something in Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy’s drink causing her to get viciously ill. We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade was LIVID! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard telling Damien that Jade must still have feelings for him to be that upset. We agree with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee…. but we don’t think it’s the feelings that she’s thinking of! Jade seriously seems to despise her former man!!! Now we give the girl a lot of crap but there’s one thing you don’t do — mess with her girlz. It is definitely OVER between the pair!

Speaking of Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy, it seems she’s fooled us!!! We hear that she ran off with Frat Boy Dean and ELOPED!!! No lie! Unless someone is playing an extended April Fool’s joke on the Inn crowd, the pair are married. ALREADY?!?! Evidently the Frat Boys and Booze Sisters are all on board with this very speedy union. We’re still withholding our judgment. Speedy weddings usually lead to speedy divorces!

Was that Bookworm Caitlin flirting up a storm with the handsome Aaric??? Our source certainly had to do a double take but the girl actually appeared pretty smooth! Aaric seems to be falling for her charms pretty hard. He was even caught planting a peck on her. We definitely approve! Very cute pair!

OMG, Jolyon! You’re kiiiiilling us! After spending some one-on-one time with Ballerina Katerina earlier in the week, he was seen asking Juliane out to dinner with him. The Smith girl accepted without hesitation and the pair were seen leaving together. We are absolutely sure that he is destined to marry a Smith girl! The only question is which one?!?!?

Lucky Lucien asked Krazy Kitty the question that is STILL on everyone’s mind — when is she finally tying the knot with Tass??? Kitty’s answer? “Eventually.” That’s not what we want to hear! She said she’d make sure that everyone would know when the event would occur. In fact, she said she’d allow us to plaster all over the city!!! That Krazy Kitty better give us the exclusive! We sooooo deserve to make THAT announcement!

What in the world?!?! Potter Piper is evidently back in town!!! But that’s not the surprising part. The reason we are currently shaking our head in disbelief is that she walked into the Inn holding hands with Bad Boy Wil! Evidently, Potter Piper had given Bad Boy Wil a pottery lesson and then the pair stopped by the Inn for a drink. Does that sound like a date to you? Sounds like a date to us! Doc Eva and Izira joined them. We wonder if they were as surprised as we are! Is it just us or are you feeling a bit like Potter Piper’s stabbed Eless in the back??? Hm.

Posted: April 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The brothers Kidd were in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday night up to their usual antics. CHARITY Jewell really needs to find Stephen and Robert a good babysitter for when they’re out in public… or perhaps just a pair of strong muzzles!!! Either way the pair wasn’t in the Inn long before the Watch showed up to arrest Stephen for inciting a riot!!! OMG! They hauled him away and shot Robert through the shoulder for interfering. Awesome Alain attempted to calm the situation but there was no stopping it once it was in motion!

The Gov Kitty entered shortly after and was appraised of the situation by Awesome Alain. She was NOT happy!!! The Gov Kitty said she would quickly get to the bottom of whomever was arresting protesters! You go, Kitty!!! CHARITY Jewell entered later and was told of the situation as well. It appears several rogue Watchmen are behind the arrest/kidnapping and both women vowed to end the men behind it! Even Basalt offered her assistance! What a dangerous trio of ladies that would be!

We hear that Atalanta was a bit out of it Thursday evening! We’re betting the girl had one too many alcoholic beverages. She’s certainly a paaaartier! She was seen in Locke’s company and Locke seemed quite concerned for the young woman that he’s been seen quite a lot with over the last couple of weeks. Well, if you’re getting into a relationship with a binge drinker, better get used to it, Locke!

It was a night of HAWT males tenders! The night started off with big man Tucker slinging drinks and he was relieved by Cool Cat Keaton! As if that wasn’t enough, the night ended with Johnny behind the bar!!! SWEET!!! Needless to say the Inn was full of a lot of HAWT, single women Thursday night! Unfortunately for them, Johnny brought along his gorgeous bride-to-be Sianna to keep him company!!! Sianna obviously knows she needs to be present with the “HANDS-OFF MY MAN” vibe going!

The action was DIIIIRTY downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night! While the legendary duelist Xeno called regular duels, Baron of the Seaside District Damien Mortis pressed challenge against Overlord Roland as Overlord Roland had defeated Damien’s friend Cletus Ganderfald originally for the title! Overlord Roland decided to allow his second, Sartan, to test the Baron citing that it would be more interesting if both the Overlord title and a Baronial ring were up for grabs in the same night (as if the person testing beats a challenging baron, the person testing can then immediately issue challenge for the challenging baron’s ring).

An argument broke out between Cletus and Renegade Barons G’nort over which would stand up for Damien against Sartan’s test. G’nort stepped down deciding he’d prefer to spend the time flirting with Big Britches Erin. However, just as Sartan and Cletus leveled their blades against one another, another renegade baron Xeric JUMPED INTO THE RING!!! As a renegade baron, Xeric has first choice to intercede on the test so Cletus was forced to step out of the ring.

Are you confused yet??? We sure are! The low down of it is that if Sartan won the match, Baron Damien would have to duel Sartan to see if he was “worthy” enough to face Overlord Roland. If Baron Xeric defeated Sartan, Baron Damien could proceed directly to his match with the Overlord.

While Sartan was busy in a ring, his friends were busy on the outside!!! Speedster Nova was seen ringside heckling Sartan out of one side of his mouth and flirting with Big Britches Erin out of the other. We still vote that this would be an awesomely sarcastic duo. Yet, unfortunately, Cowboy Jake came in to break up the party. Boooo! Rix was also getting his groove thing on by continuing to lay the charm on pretty thick with Hodge. We still say he’s playing her, though! That boy’s got one HECK of a reputation.

As for the action within the ring, Xeric got a quick lead and then proceeded to blow it in fantastic fashion. In fact, his demise was so atrocious that there were calls from Baron Damien’s corner that Xeric may have purposefully thrown the match as Xeric has been a vocal supporter of Overlord Roland!!! Drama, drama, drama!

Baron Damien defeated Sartan in the second round, eliminating the possibility that Sartan would walk away from the evening a baron and allowing Baron Damien to proceed with his challenge for the Overlord title!!! So…. after all that drama, The P-Imp was finally able to call the Overlord and his challenger to a ring! After a closely fought match, it was the Overlord that walked away with the win!!!

You’d think the drama would stop there, wouldn’t you??? However, it’s continued on!!! Xeric’s rumored thrown bout has become a topic of public discussion with several barons and former barons weighing in!!! In fact, there’s even been a public bounty set on the first challenger who can take Xeric’s title! WE LOVE IT!!!

Congratulations to Overlord Roland, by the by, for being able to hold onto his title!!!!

Posted: February 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Now typically the honor of choosing who will receive the Overlord Grant is left entirely up to the current Overlord. Making the decision himself just didn’t seem to hold enough drama for Overlord Roland! Instead, he decided to choose a champion and allow each of the barons to choose a champion in order to fight it out for the Grant!

The Overlord’s Champion is also the current holder of the Talon of Redwin, Pirate Girl Teagan. She wasn’t the only hottie given a spot in! The Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria asked for resumes and a series of odd questions in order to determine who would win her entry ticket. CHARITY Jewell won Maria’s heart for having similar interests as Maria — themselves. The Baroness of Dockside Little Black Book Jaycy opened up her book to the “M” page and found MAN-tastic Matt!!! Wouldn’t you be a bit concerned if you were DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy?!?! What sexual favors did Matt have to give up to be the champion of Dockside???

Speaking of sexual favors, G’naughty G’nort, the Baron of the Old Market District, named his rumored mistress Big Britches Erin as his champion. As we first reported, Cas didn’t waste any time nailing down the Baron of the Old Temple Horatio to name him the Old Temple champion. The Baron of Seaside Damien was a bit closer to the vest about his choice. However, few were surprised to hear that his nominee was his old friend/former Overlord Cletus. We would have bet money that the Baron of New Haven Randy Rand would have been suckered by some HAWT female type for his ticket but instead he choose the owner of Red Orc Brewery (the maker of everyone’s beloved Badsider Brew) Jake Thrash. Finally, the newest baron Xavior of Dragon’s Gate choose DoD-er Rena to represent his district.

The champions gathered as did quite the crowd to watch the event! Overlord Roland as well as many of the barons stepped out of the districts to witness the tournament! To make the night even crazier, the calling duties of the fantastic P-Imp were arranged for the evening!

It must be nice to be the owner of Red Orc Brewery. Not only must Jake be an absolute millionaire considering the insane success of Badsider Brew but HAWT models show up to cheer him on!!! DoD-er/Badsider Brew spokesbabe PJ showed up in her usual style (meaning half-dressed) and rooted her employer on. What a lucky duck he is!

Overlord Roland acquired a new loyal baron in such an odd manner that it even seemed to surprise him! After tossing a candy bar to Maria and discussing how much his daughter was a fan of her and Jaycy, Maria was overheard stating that she would be changing her alignment to loyal. Maria’s behavior didn’t get much more understandable as she then carried on a conversation with CHARITY Jewell that our sources tell us was impossible to follow! We think those two women are just totally on the same wavelength — crazy!

Hodge was seen jawing with The Gov Kitty as they watched Smokin’ Sartan! We hear “watched” is a bit of an understatement and that what Hodge was doing was quite close to staring!!! Could the dark-haired beauty Hodge have a thing for the married man?!?! Oooh, we love when the gossip gets dirty!!!

It seems that Little Black Book Jaycy just caaaan’t go a night in public without finding some man to flirt with! Sunday night’s target??? Her fellow baron and fellow horny toad, Randy Rand!!! They were seen making quite the scene flirting back and forth. We’re dying to know if Jaycy’s panties ended up on the floor of the New Haven Barony!

It was the Overlord’s own champion, Pirate Girl Teagan, that emerged victorious from the tournament! Overlord Roland seemed quite pleased to hand the grant to her. No word yet as to who she will challenge.

Congratulations, Teagan!

Posted: January 16th, 2008 under Tournaments.
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The comedy relief came early Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Brale Brother Baker and OUR DoD-er Evie were doing what they do best — drinking ale and making the other patrons laugh (either with them or at them… we don’t think they care which). Evie and Baker are still claiming that Evie’s pregnant and we’re still praying that they’re pulling our legs. Even TRASH-tastic Jade, Lang, and The Gov Kitty seemed a bit appalled at the idea of this pair reproducing!

And then the night took an even odder turn (if that is at all possible) when Baker proposed to Eve using a rubber washer as a ring. The pair then immediately began talking about creating their gift registry.

….there aren’t many times when we just don’t know what to type but we must admit that this is one of those times. We suppose congratulations are in order… but, honestly, we’ll believe it when we see Evie walking down the aisle with an ale mug instead of a bouquet and the pair performing brale/dale in front of a minister instead of the ring exchange. Either way, we better get an invite to this shindig!!!

We last reported that Cutie Savannah was seen hanging out with Jason A. and it seems that she was quite taken by him! She was overheard by our sources spilling to Phillipe about just how “amazing” it was to be kissed by Jason A.!!! PUPPY LOVE ALERT!!! Too freaking cute!!!

Evie and Baker weren’t the only ones celebrating! Icer was surrounded by friends as she celebrated her birthday!!! It appears that TRASH-tastic Jade seemed to believe that she needed to do the drinking for her friend. Jade proceeded to get utterly WASTED while her on-again/off-again man, Gabe, looked on glumly. Icer didn’t seem to mind. She was too thrilled by the BEAUTIFUL necklace that her hubby Aurthur got her! Wives are so easy to please on their birthdays if you know the one simple rule to giving them gifts. Expensive jewelry = Everlasting love! Men! Learn it! Love it! Live it!

Dueling in the basement Arena started off with a hilarious twist as well!!! Baron of the Seaside District Damien faced off against Baroness of Dragon’s Gate Aya with Mini Frank Cor calling!!! Let us tell you, this was a battle of complete opposites! Tough, straight-laced Aya did not seem to find drunkard Damien the least bit amusing!!! She was even unhappier when she only managed to put one point on the board against the stumbling wino!

Really, it was a night of comedy! Shame on you for not being out to witness it!

Posted: October 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Just when you thought the Lang/Brian F. drama was over, the matter exploded once again last Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Claaaaassy. Brian F. made mention that he failed in killing Lang which got Icer and the gang all riled up. Then Brian called Rhy a moron (which, come on, she is!) which got her new man Brandon all riled up. Of course, TRASH-tastic Jade had to get involved because what is a undignified argument without her jumping in and spouting some of her verbal garbage?

Brian had some stellar comebacks for the TRASH-tastic one… but they’re just a bit on the randy side for us to post in here. We’ve got to admit, we have a bit of a soft spot for Brian and it’s not just because he told Jade what she could do with her mouth!

Bloody Psycho Sera showed up to try to calm the situation down but it just led to a nasty argument between her and her man Brian. Poor Bloody Psycho! She finally finds a man who is really into her and it turns out he’s more psycho than she is!!!

Deadbeat Dad Alex and The Other Woman Lain were both hanging out in the Inn during all the chaos and, of course, they assisted in instigating the mess. The bigger question, though, is where is The OTHER Other Woman Yami??? Are D.D. Alex and The Other Woman Lain back together??? We sure hope not because we liked them better when they were apart. Although, it would be awwwwwesome gossip fodder if Alex has left a second woman to be with Lain!!!

The Inn got a bit quiet after that. Our Evie and Brale Brother Baker did some of their drinking at the bar and kept Basalt quite busy refilling their mugs. There’s still no engagement ring on Evie’s finger and that makes us saaaaad! Pop the question already, B.B. Baker!

In the Outback, what started as “friendly” punching between Sartan and Harris denigrated into the pair duking it out in a ring. This match turned into a ground wrestling HAWT-a-thon…. and we remembered why everybody LOVES the Outback! HAWT, shirtless men getting it on! What? That’s not why YOU love the Outback??? You’ve got to be kidding me!!!

G’naughty G’nort was overheard giving The Gov Kitty some political advise. Doesn’t she have staff more mentally equipped to give her sound advice??? Must she really go to that sex-addicted, woman-hitting moron?!?! Come on, Gov!!!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Cas was pressing his challenge against the Baron of Seaside, Damien! Overlord Cletus stepped in, as is his right, to give the Warlord a Test of Worthiness. Baron G’naughty G’nort decided that Cas was worthy and, as is his right as a renegade baron, stepped in to face Cletus on the behalf of Cas. G’naughty G’nort did not do well! He did not do well at all! The Overlord took a perfect match and then took the Warlord down with almost as much ease!!! SIIIIICK!!! Well, that’ll certainly discourage some people from trying a shot at the Overlord or one of his loyal barons!

It was a good thing that the Overlord won the match because, by the looks of things, Damien was faaaaar too hammered to walk straight much less duel.

Congratulations to Overlord Cletus! And congratulations to Baron Damien for knowing the importance of talented friends in hiiiiigh places!

Posted: October 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources were quick to report that they saw new love blossoming right before their very eyes Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Evidently, Brandon was a blushing fool over the bubbly Rhy while stumbling his way through asking her out on a date. If it had been just a bit less awkward it would have been cute but according to our sources it just proved difficult to watch!!!

Speaking of new love blossoming, Phillipe and Adrianna were lubricating their relationship with massive quantities of alcohol. We hope they slept together and he knocked her up. That would be some deliciously wonderful gossip.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee returned to the realm!!! Any man who loves shapely legs and a tight rear end will rejoice and be glad!!! She was seen spending a bit of quality time reuniting with her oh-so hot man, Julien. Welcome back, oh SPLENDIFEROUS one!!!

Otherwise, the bar was pretty quiet Friday night! That doesn’t mean that Antonio wasn’t kept busy behind the bar, though! Everybody’s favorite boozing couple (remember, kids — the couple that gets trashed together, stays together!) Our Evie and her Brale Brother Baker kept him busy refilling their mugs of ale. We’re still dyyyyyying for these two to get hitched!!!

Down in the basement Arena, The Gov Kitty was seen cuddling up in G’naughty G’nort’s lap. Ew. Yuck. We thought she had better taste than his skankness!!! We’re still wondering when G’naughty G’nort’s wife is going to come back in town to seriously lay some smack down on his less than loyal tail!!!

The Overlord Cletus and his brother Magnus were both spotted in the rings of the Arena while Xeno called!!! Certainly a night of legends!!! We’re still just waiting on a challenge from Magnus. He has to have enough wins by now.

Perhaps he’s just waiting to see the results of Wednesday night’s challenge with Damien and Cas! Speaking of which, that’s a total MUST SEE EVENT!!! You like trash-talking? You like to watch two talented duelists duke it out? BE THERE Wednesday night at 10 in the Arena to witness the action!!!

Posted: October 9th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet Friday night last week! Antonio was behind the bar serving up drinks to the small crowd that included Brale Brother Baker, Icer, and the lovely Julie!!! And SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was busy entertaining what male patrons were present!

DoD-er Evie joined Brale Brother Baker at the bar later into the evening and was overheard telling Baker that he is “the brains of this relationship”. Lord! That’s a scary thought!

Poor Eless isn’t looking good. We’re desperately wondering what is wrong with her. She was at the bar chatting with Julie who was attempting to spurn the affections of a newcomer. We HEART Julie!!! She told the new guy that she couldn’t go on a walk with him because he wasn’t her husband or a blood relative and the perception would not be good. It’s so nice to see a beautiful woman with equally beautiful manners!!! Too bad she’s wasting it on an absent husband!

The wacky Dioxanne called duels in the basement Arena that night with her usual mix of quirky one-liners and silliness! Cranky Cassius took to a ring with the legendary Xeno as Cassius searched out peer wins. He took the win and came one step closer to challenging. Who do you think he’s going after??? Our bet is Drunken Damien!!!

Xeno wasn’t the only legendary duelist to make an appearance in the Arena Friday night!!! The DELICIOUS 16th and 26th Overlord Kalamere was seen in the basement for the first time since the Madness Tournament!!! He shared a drink and chat with Xeno before hopping in a ring to prove that he still has what it takes to be a top duelist! LOVE him!!!

Posted: August 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your ELEVENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Yummy Keaton!!! The Scath-babe’s boy toy was spotted tending bar Wednesday night and looking just as gorgeous as always!

- Former Miss Anger Management Jewell making quite the show of hugging her husband right in front of Lain. Doesn’t Jewell mack on hubby Stephen a lot more when Other Woman Lain is in the room??? Now don’t get us wrong. Lain is a SCANK of the highest order but it comes off a bit pathetic if every time you see her, you have to wrap yourself around your man.

- Lain overheard accusing someone else of having an attitude problem. PRICELESS stuff!!! As atrocious as she is, the drama-lovin’ side of us can’t help but HEART Other Woman Lain!

- Lydia spending some quality time with her boyfriend Grem and ordered a Kryptonite Cooler which consists of pineapple juice, midori, and a splash of 151. Is it just us or does that sound amazingly good right now??? We think it’s time for the poor, overworked Gossip GangSTAR to sit on some exotic beach with half-dressed beauties serving us Kryptonite Coolers!!!

- Eless drinking a cup of tea at the bar and still looking quite gaunt. We sure hope she’s okay!!!

- Wil Savage macking on some random brunette beauty which is par for the course for this storied P.I.M.P. who has quite a list of exs, including Badsider Brew model PJ and Former Lil Miss Anger Management Jewell. Unfortunately for Wil, our sources said that this lady was more interested in speaking about business than pleasure.

- Bast and Piper in the same room but no flirting!!! In fact, according to our sources, they didn’t even speak! We wonder if things have cooled between the pair.

- Rat-tastic Napoleon calling for Baroness Karen and Warlord Damien for the right to hold the Seaside Barony. The baroness has made clear her intentions to challenge Overlord Cletus so it came as no surprise that the Overlord’s long-time friend stepped in to challenge the baroness before she could press the issue. DoS is always good for some political DRAMA!!! In the end, Damien walked away with the ring and the key to the Seaside Manor!!! Congratulations, Damien!!!

- PJ wheeling herself into the Arena in a wheelchair with a neon pink cast on her leg!!! It appears rumors of her motorcycle accident were true!!! It wasn’t PJ’s boyfriend that was seen taking care of her but former flame Gavin!!! The rumblings that PJ has actually ended things with Gage are growing louder by the day. Iiiiinteresting!

Posted: August 9th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Jade wandered into the Inn in her typical get-up whining about yours truly calling her a “slut” and promising never to flirt with another man again. How long do you think that’ll last? While sniffling to Icer, she also dropped the names of several men she’s gone home with in recent nights. Claaaassy. The correct answer, by the way, is about fifteen minutes when HAWTIE Michael stepped through the door.

Jade’s polar opposite, a girl who knows how to dressy sexy without dressy skanky — Cute Single Erin — came in shortly after in the most lovely green dress with a cinch waist and flaring out at the knee. She just screamed SPRING with her cute little sandals and the flower stuck in her hair. LOVELY!

As further proof of how the un-skanky dress, the devastatingly brunette Charna graced the Inn with her presence. That woman is straight from the hot end of the gene pool. A completely DROOL worthy babe! She cuddled with Kina (who is evidently Charna’s matron-of-honor) and dished about wedding plans.

THE DRUNK IS BACK!!! It appears that Damien is back in town and fighting in the Arena. More importantly, though, it seems that his sober days are long behind him. He was dueling an awful lot of warlords. Could everybody’s favorite Arena lush be thinking of making another run at a title??? We do hope he write his own challenge letters! Those are utterly priceless!

Sluttacious beer spokesmodel PJ had a tense conversation with her best friend’s brother and her former “flavor of the month” Gavin. Tense words were exchanged in the Inn’s basement Arena between the pair!!! Oh la la! He certainly has that bad boy vibe!

Taneth won yet ANOTHER fan to the Army of Taneth Lovers. Friday night found her cuddling and snuggling the rat caller Napoleon. She even went as far as to feed him cookies. Napoleon sure was in rat heaven!

Posted: June 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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