Well, we’re certainly getting an idea of who the hot, young bachelorettes are these days! Wisper seems to rank pretty high on that list. She certainly doesn’t fit the traditional idea of beauty but that hasn’t stopped the men of this town from flocking to her. Although a couple nights ago she was seen rubbing elbows with Lucky Lang, last night she had a new escort at her side. We’re unsure of his name but he’s a tall, odd-looking man himself. According to our sources there certainly seemed to be some chemistry there!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We’re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that’s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, “the IDIOT”.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It’s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn’t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his “passion” (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis “crazy”. We think “crazy” might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D… but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones!  We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she’s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN’ Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We’re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Posted: October 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The bar of the Red Dragon Inn was pretty quiet in the early hours of Friday evening which gave Antonio several moments to catch up with Sylvia. We hear that he was busy describing just how fabulous his gardens are! Therapist Chryrie tends to them and they are open to the public. There are even several different climate-controlled environments and many rare plants from his travels! It sounds absolutely amazing and we sure hope that we can visit it sometime very soon!

Sylvia’s attention was diverted from hearing of the gardens as soon as Hudson headed on in. The Hud seemed keen on spending some time with the lovely lady as well! Our sources tell us that Sylvia spent a while teaching The Hud how to play darts. These two are absolutely adorable together!

We hear Crazy Train Tara was all upset Friday night but our sources never could determine the exact cause. They believe it had something to do with Anubis but we’re never fully certain. Geez, geez, geez! It’s Anubis! Her “sister and brother”, Cieara and Daniel, attempted to console her but we hear that C.T. Tara was pretty teary-eyed ALL NIGHT LONG! You’ve really got to be kidding us!

Ohz Noz, kids! We hear that Brale Brother Baker was overheard attempting to explain brale to the sweet tender on duty, Soran. Evidently Soran wasn’t feeling the part in which he told her to “expose a breast” of her choice for him to dip in the ale. Lordy, Lordy! Soran wasted no time in pouring that ale over B.B. Baker’s head! What a nut!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, Jay and Kazzy were being their odd selves. These two seemed awfully chummy, though! Could their be something there??? We suppose even crazy people need love. These two are certainly a bit on the crazy side!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that crazy girl Kazzy was planning the demise of someone or another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She was overheard telling Grem and PAARTY Girl Atalanta that she wanted to trick someone in drinking toilet water from the Inn as there wouldn’t just be the gross factor but also a possibility of becoming pregnant. Ew! We really can’t even think about this for too long because it turns our stomach!

It seems the woman who invoked her ire was a young blonde named Lizzie and when she arrived Kazzy made a show of threatening Lizzie’s “close friend” Daniel in order to get what she wanted. What did Kazzy want? A baseball bat evidently. We’re told she uses the bat for dueling. Maybe this Kazzy girl is a Graziano. Sure would explain a lot, huh???

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar a bit later into the night offering PAARTY Girl Atalanta a full time gig that would include a number of duties such as tending at his bar and doing a bit of housecleaning! OMG! Come on! You’re thinking it too! You know you are! Awesome Alain is dirty, dirty dog! Just how quickly do you think he’s going to have PAARTY Girl Atalanta scrubbing his floors in a French maid costume??? What we wouldn’t do for pictures of THAT!!! Better keep an eye on your girl, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke!

Another night in the Inn equals another night of Antonio flirting it up with the ladies! Of course, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was among the bunch that also included the lovely Sylvia and Potter Piper! As a brawl erupted in the Inn, the ladies and their hunky companion decided to take a walk elsewhere. We’re still entirely convinced that there is some major chemistry between Antonio and C.M.M. Eless! We’re dyyyying to see where it leads!

We hear that Taneth was spotted in the Inn late into the night acting quite strangely! She was seen scowling at patrons and overheard muttering angrily to herself. Wowzers!!! We asked our sources several times if they were sure that it was her and they’ve sworn up and down that it was. She was even rude to Tass when he attempted to find out what was up, telling him to go away! We sure hope she’s okay!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Luscious Lydia was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night looking prepared for the Talon of Redwin Tournament later that night! She looked almost fierce in her pale blue dress complete with a fighting staff and leather armor, including bracers and shin guards. Grem seemed a bit confused when he spotted her. We wonder if he’d even recognize the tough Lydia that’s been getting her groove on in the dueling rings as of late! She didn’t stick around long.

Shortly after arriving, she was seen slipping down the stairs with Warrior Princess Trinala who was also entered in the tournament. W.P. Trinala got a good luck kiss from her man, Silas, but it seems that he just wasn’t comfortable enough with the idea of watching his girlfriend bleed to accompany her. We don’t blame him! That’s got to be unsettling!

Grem certainly keeps company with a rotating bevel of beauties! Yet, he never seems all that interested in any one of them. He was seen hanging out with PAARTY Girl Atalanta Tuesday night. The pair chatted quietly and Atalanta was overheard saying that she likes whiskey. Oh, wow! WHAT A SHOCKER!!!! Didn’t we all figure out just how much she and Chase like alcohol MONTHS ago??? We’re sure that doesn’t comes as a surprise to anyone.

Jolyon is a bit of an odd bird, no? Interesting but odd. He was seen chatting with Mrs. DIVINE Storm and the lovely Sylvia at a table. It seems that the archaeologist is focusing his studies in RhyDin on the children born here. What a crazy topic that must be to study! Can you even imagine having to spend time with Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell’s children for any length of time??? We think Jolyon should stick with his winery business and leave the child management to the more insane among us!

It’s been a while since Peredhil was seen in the Inn but he was indeed Tuesday night! He sat and had a drink with an antsy male friend who seemed more interested in getting out of there rather than enjoying his drink. Peredhil wouldn’t be rushed, though. We wonder exactly who he was hoping to run into. Could it be Piper? Maybe one of the Smith girls? His friend wasn’t nearly as restless once Miss Mercy joined their table. We think that Peredhil’s friend may have had a bit of a crush!

We may have gotten our answer as to whom Peredhil may have been hoping to run into later into the evening! He was seen in a booth having a pretty intimate conversation with the lovely Juliane! Could it be that he waited until Johnny was out of town on his honeymoon to make a move on his sister?!?! How FANTASTIC would that be!!! Alas, we cannot break that major news. The pair talked quietly into the night with no real signs of what the discussion might have been about. Major bummer!

So evidently Crazy Train Tara got a wedding proposition last night…. and it wasn’t from Mini-Franker Cor. Evidently, some servant of a prince proposed to Tara on behalf of the prince. WHAT?!?! Are you confused yet? We surely are! The GIGANTIC ruby she was offered as a sign of this engagement was evidently “drawn from the beating heart of the Fae-Queen”. Uh…. how romantic. Reduced to tears, Crazy Train Tara accepted the insane proposal! Daniel was also at the bar, throwing back drinks and being thoroughly amused by the proposal. He makes being naughty look soooo fine! His father, Lucius, was NOT nearly as amused when C.T. Tara introduced him to her hubby-to-be, a Prince Vasaris. Our sources feared blood shed for a split second but none came and the prince’s servant married the pair on the spot!!! And, that is that, Crazy Train Tara is married for a fiftieth time! We wonder how Mini-Franker Cor and Anubis feel about that!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Bodacious Brian was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night catching up with his “sister”, Fatty Fae Jewell, and his dear friend Eless! It seems that Bodacious Brian and his wife, Scath-Babe Jenai, are back in town with their new babies!!! We’re so ELATED for them!!! Brian didn’t waste much time. After catching up with the two ladies for a moment or two, he was spotted talking business with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee!!!

We sure hope that he brings that HAWTTIE wife of his around sometime very soon! She’s drool-errific!

When Den Mama Sid’s behind the bar, the powerful always come out to play. Bel was seen at the bar, doling out political responsibilities. Luse did not seem pleased to find that he’d be her second in command to share the flak she gets. Tasha’s job is evidently the official sex kitten as she was seen rubbing up against Luse. Seriously, is there any other job for Tasha but sex kitten? She’s MEOW-licious! Daniel seemed quite pleased to hear that he would be working on diplomacy. Probably because it’ll give him plenty of chances to woe unsuspecting daughters of foreign leaders. Can you only imagine if Daniel knocks one of them up? Can you say “international incident”?

The lovely Miss Mercy has many talents to accompany her sexy form!!! She was overheard entertaining Den Mama Sid’s Scottie with a story. And it was a great tale! Miss Mercy’s one heck of a storyteller!

Odd! Our sources tell us that late into the night, Connar was seen spending time with Eless and her new man Wil as well as the Potter Piper. Wouldn’t you think that would be an awkward situation??? By all accounts Eless and Connar were quite close some months back. Yet, there didn’t seem to be even the slightest hint of awkwardness as the pair sat and chatted nor did Wil seem threatened by Connar’s presence. Iiiiinteresting!

Down in the Arena, G’naughty G’nort was hosting a night of dueling…. and we must admit, despite how much we DESPISE the man, he can be funny. He was overheard as Wyh Not how old she is. When she told him that a gentleman doesn’t ask a woman her age, he advised her that he agreed that gentlemen don’t do that….. and then proceeded to ask the question again. HILARIOUS! It’s too bad he’s such a royal JERK!

Oldie but goodie alert!!! Roland was spotted hanging out in the Arena Saturday night!!! Our sources say that he didn’t duel but chatted with several people to catch up on the lives of some of his old friends. However, we do hear that he’s dueling for the TDL team King’s Gambit this season so we bet that we’ll have plenty of chances to see him back in action!!!

Edible Elly was seen dueling with a chainsaw….. er, what?!?! Is there every a time when Elly should be allowed to wield a chainsaw??? We’ll answer that question for you! NO! NEVER! Even though she was in a ring with the magical ward to heal both her opponent and herself, our sources say that they just couldn’t even watch!!!

Jason A was seen in the Arena as his ex-girl, Savannah, was laying kisses all over her new man, Soerl. She didn’t even bother to TALK to him!!! Now if you remember correctly, loyal fans, she got with Soerl while Jason A was out of town!!! COLD HEARTED!!! We hope that poor kid’s luckier in love next go round!

Posted: November 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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SUUUUPER Des was in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night showing off one of her new hires — a lovely brunette named Atalanta! We love HAWT new girls!!! Heeeey, guys (and gals if you’re into that sort of thing), you MUST check this one out. She’s quite the stunner and SUUUUUPER Des is the best recruiter of T&A in the city!

Classy Cieara and her brother/partner-in-crime Dashing Daniel were seen in the Inn looking FANTASTIC as always!!! These two are always such shining jewels of manners and grace in a pool of… well, trash. They were spending time with a flashy redhead who were told goes by the name Beth! Quite the stunner!

Awesome Alain and Tareth haven’t let us down! They continued this FANTASTIC tension. We hear that Alain sent Sid, who was tending bar late into the night, over with a drink and a message — that Alain had a great night the previous night with Tareth. Tareth sent a return message through Sid that Alain only wished he could get his hands on Tareth. LOVE IT! Den Mama Sid seemed thoroughly amused as well!

Our sources claim that not too long after Tareth was seen giving Charlie a ring and later that ring was seen on DoD-er Charlie’s left ring finger!!! WHAT?!?! Koy just got married! Eve is “engaged”! Is Charlie engaged as well?!?! The DoD girls are dropping like flies! ….At least we know that our dear PJ will always be single and crazy!

Soerl and SaVANnah were back in action in a ring again in the Outback Monday night. These two just CANNOT keep their hands off one another! Their little love fests in the ring are making us gag on the cuteness factor. Man, do we need a nasty fight between these two!!!

Over on Twilight Isle, Querylon was still punishing Venom Vinny for his wandering eye!!! Evidently she put some sort of curse on him and was only willing to lift it when he begged. Man, that woman is AWFULLY needy! It’s a good thing she’s so darn cute or we’re betting that Venom Vinny would have tired of that a looooooong time ago!

Our sources never did find out how that argument ended as they were distracted by Topaz and Sexy Will Wulfson. We still think these two should be an item! They are HAWT HAWT HAWT!

Posted: November 7th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your SIXTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Piper overheard telling DoD-er Rena and WHORE-acious Erin that she is marrying Stitch and that they’re having a litter of Jackalettes. Stitch, according to our sources, appeared more than a little overwhelmed! We have attempted to assure our sources that Piper was being sarcastic but they are sticking to their guns!!! We still don’t buy it and believe Piper was making a funny!!! ….but we only report the gossip so you’ll have to decide for yourselves!

- Phillipe all gaga over his new girlfriend AJ who he is DESPERATELY in love with (Gag us with a spoon!) . He seemed in heaaaaven when she threatened to kick some drunks’ rear ends for fighting in the Inn. What is with the men of this city? Why are they soooo into over aggressive women?

- WHORE-acious Erin being decent for a change by tending to poor, sweet Kacey who somehow broke her hand in the chaotic crowd that Erin, who was tending bar, just couldn’t seem to keep under control.

- some Alex-on-Alex action!!! The male Alex was seen kissing the female Alex and then the female Alex was seen kissing the male Alex’s partner in crime — The Other OTHER Other Woman Lain! Deadbeat Dad Alex reaaaally has something special. We have no idea what it is but he’s sure got a pull with the ladies! Kissing Bandit Alex does as well!!! Her lips have been on half the patrons of the Inn and Arena!

- SMASHING Issy enjoying a bowl of soup and some bread. She seemed a bit introverted and spent her meal watching the crowd. That poor woman always seems to have a lot on her mind!

- TRASH-tastic Jade being her usual trashy self! Not only was she letting her young daughter hang out at the bar for an extended period of time but she proceeded to have a long talk with Michale about her love troubles with Gabe RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER! Le sigh. That kid’s probably already screwed up.

- Daniel introducing a lovely dark-haired woman named Sorcha around to the Inn’s patrons as a “family friend”. We don’t believe that for a HAWT MINUTE!!! Those two appeared awfully chummy!

- G’naughty G’nort looking like he’d just taken a big bite of sour candy when WHORE-acious Erin told him that she’d hired Alain and Robert to be a part of the TDL team that the pair co-own!!! We’re so EXCITED about TDL season!!! We can barely contain ourselves!

- A breathless Soerl rushing into the basement Annex to tell DoD-er Rena that he was concerned for Topaz as there was a man looking for Topaz and her husband Lucien. DoD-er Rena didn’t seem all that concerned and assured Soerl that Lucien is bad ass enough to take care of whatever threat might be looming. We HEART Rena!

- Wyh Not brushing off the rust from her magic spells during Fight Night in the Annex! It’s so good to see her in a ring again!

Posted: October 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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So we are getting soooo tired of writing about TRASH-tastic Jade’s mess of a love life but you people are still terribly interested in this train wreck… so, with reluctance, we will fulfill your addiction. Thursday night, the TRASH-tastic One was at the bar in the Red Dragon Inn with the often dumped Michale. We’re POSITIVE that Jade has broken up with him at least a half a dozen times. Yet, there he was begging for her to come back. Some men never learn.

Lydia was chatting up DoD-er Rena about expanding her business ventures. Iiiiiinteresting, no? What do you guess it might be? An alteration and tailoring shop? A sports bar? A porn store? We’re DYING to know?

HEIFER Jewell just can’t keep her promise to stay at sea! Blah! She was seen at the bar with her usual humility and charm. GAG US!!! She was, of course, flirting with a man and talking up her importance and advising him that she was an Empress. She’s totally PSYCHO!!! We think she might actually believe that she is some sort of empress.

To make us feel better, we’ll talk about our favorite DeAusters!!! Daniel brought in his looooovely sister, Cieara, in for a drink and the pair continued to make us droooool with their HUMILITY AND CHARM!!! Perhaps one of these days their class will rub off on HEIFER Jewell. In the mean time, we will continue to be in awe of their RAW HAWTNESS!!

Posted: October 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. Gather HEIFER Jewell, her husband Stephen, and his brother Robert in a room and drama will ensue. Robert was busy being his usual classy self when Miss Mercy decided to take that moment to give him a lecture on how he should speak with his sister-in-law. HEIFER Jewell who STILL is badly in need of anger management classes slapped Robert upside the head while Stephen merely buried his face in his hands. We feel the same way, Stephen!

Classy Cieara and her brother, Dashing Daniel, FINALLY managed to make an appearance in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night!!! It’s about time!!! We have missed them so!!! HEIFER Jewell and her unwashed husband Stephen were overheard inviting Cieara to wrestle on the floor with Jewell. You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Must she bring down any woman with any poise and dignity in the Inn?!?! STAY AWAY FROM THE GOOD GIRLS, HEIFER!!!

Dakota found his way back to the Inn. We can only imagine where he’s been spending his time. It certainly hasn’t been spent where it should be — at home with the lovely Charlotte. We suppose we should just give up on any possibility of a reunion there but we soooo HEART that unlikely pairing. Dakota was discussing parenting with Icer and our sources overheard that Icer’s broad is at 26 now!!! OMG, Batman!!! Between Icer and HEIFER Jewell, this city is going to be fully stocked with dragons and ill-tempered fairies!

Amazing Alain was seen getting a bit frisky with Cute Single Erin!!! Now wouldn’t these two be a-freaking-dooooorable together??? However, Lassie Cassie certainly didn’t seem pleased with sharing Alain’s attentions. She got in a fight IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN which, of course, caused Alain to have to pull her off of her latest victim. He did NOT seem pleased. Come on, Lassie Cassie! What happened to the cool, suave chick that we fell for??? Anybody get the feeling that Alain’s probably asking himself the same thing???

Posted: September 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The HAWTest brother and sister duo in RhyDin were hanging out in the Inn on Sunday night — Cieara and Daniel!!! Their fun loving energy was brought down by Lydia who had joined the conversation. Lydia continues to be a GIANT bore and did not seem happy by Cieara recounting Cute Single Erin getting tipsy. For Pete’s sake!!! Somebody needs to get Lydia WASTED. Maybe she’ll remember how to smile.

Finally Cassie was looking like the Cassie we remember in a cute white knee-length dress with a ruched bodice! So perfectly summery! Cute Single Erin followed shortly after and was bumming it but she’s looked so darn adorable lately that we’ll give her a pass! They really brought the energy of the room back up! Lydia evidently couldn’t take all the positive energy and took off. Then the party really started with Jewell joining in on the party!

Daniel wasted no time in smooching on Erin! This guy sure has “playa” written all over him! Erin was quick to warn him that she doesn’t have long term potential. LOVE the girl!

Darren and his girlfriend’s twin Spice were hanging out at the bar together a bit flirtatiously. Color us shocked!!! Darren and the brunette twin were conspiring to get drunk when Eless (who was doing an excellent job tending!) nixed the idea. It seems Eless was a bit worried that Sid would be angry with her as Sid has been quite protective of the twins. The flirting came to a quick end when Cor cut short his socializing to return to that twin who he has been linked with in recent months.

Fight Night was all geared up in the Annex as well and Gnome Love was the theme of the night!!! The adorable Gnim and his sweet gnome baker Mel were overheard by our sources telling cute-as-a-button caller Rory that they are engaged!!! Rory was just as excited as we are! A gnome wedding!!! What could be better???

Posted: June 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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