Wednesday night found Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera and Dark up to their usual flirtations. Are we the only ones that feels that Dark would drop the chick in a heartbeat if Kitty would let him back into her bed??? Kitty had a brief conversation with Dark that our sources assure us was rampant with sexual tension… and after she walked away? Well, our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but it appeared that Sera and Dark were engaged in an intense debate that left her teary-eyed and… GASP… OBEDIENT?!?!?

Seriously, where for the love of everything holy is Dameon??? He needs to come back and take care of his women-folk.

Sera’s ex Feilas attempted to intervene and begged Sera to not act so passive. EFFORTLESS Kairee wisely advised him that would have to be her choice. She could only break free because she wanted to. If she did it because he wanted her to, it would be no better. Le sigh! Kairee is so wise! A frustrated Feilas stormed out of the Inn but we were left wondering if he still has feelings for our fantastic drama queen Sera!!!

It seems Jewell and Stephen don’t appreciate young love as much as we do! Young Thomas, Dakota’s son, was asking Lassie Cassie’s advice (…and we think Lassie Cassie may have found a second career as an advice columnists for preteens!) on how to get a date with Jewell’s daughter (who we’re told is darling)! Jewell was NOT happy and threatened to send her daughter back to boarding school immediately. Thomas proved that he’s no idiot by quickly fleeing the scene.

His dad Dakota wasn’t so lucky! Unfortunately, he got the full brunt of Jewell’s anger. She was pretty clear that her daughter was too good for Dakota’s son. Oooooh! We love that the young kids are already dipping their toes into the Lake of Drama!

Posted: August 2nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Kina claimed that there was an ale shortage while tending bar on Thursday night and, much to the chagrin of Baker and the rest of the Inn’s alkiehellics, she served juice in place of alcohol. Reap seemed downright outraged that his mug was filled with apple juice rather than ale.
Rina returned back in town for a quick glass of apple juice and a short chat with Kina. One of the first questions out of her cute little mouth was about where Dark was hiding. Kina politely informed her that Dark had run off and married Shey. Rina seemed a bit on the surprised side. Dark certainly did get around!!! Maybe that’s why Shey is keeping him on such an extended honeymoon!
It seems like we’re not the only ones noticing that Rena has been spending an awful lot of time with her new IFL teammate, Darren!!! Reap questioned her on whether or not they have hooked up yet. Rena responded with a very vague no comment. Oooooh! Lock up your men!!! Rena’s on the PROWL!!!
Several beers into her night, PJ announced to FABULOUS Koy that she now wishes to be called El Presidente rather than the Hospitality Director. HAWT! Anybody else have a mental picture of PJ in a revealing military dress uniform half unbuttoned standing on a balcony shouting “BADSIDERS FOR ALL!!!” to a crowd of screaming peasants?!?!

Jewell and her IFL teammate Vinny jumped into a ring in the basement Arena and had a major… well, we wouldn’t really call it a fight because Vinny completely dominated Jewell! His beating didn’t stop there, though. It continued outside of the ring as Vinny tried to teach Jewell some sort of lesson. We’re not exactly sure what that lesson was but he should really know better than to teach lessons with fists. It doesn’t work on kids and it doesn’t work on women. Finally, Jewell wandered up from the basement Arena all bloodied up! Panther helped her tend to the wounds. While some of her wounds were clearly from the fight after, it appears some of her wounds were from the match itself so we’re guessing that Jewell’s magic must interfere with the Gondar’s Ward that heals the wounds of the occupants of the Arena’s rings (the Outback has no magical protection). If she plans on going there regularly, she better find a darn good healer!!! Somebody’ll make a KILLING off of her!!!

Company of the Dragon’s Kaja and her pert badonkadonk graced a couple of the Arena’s rings. It appears that Overlord Harris convinced the sex pistol to enter in next Sunday’s Warlord Tournament!!! Harris deserves a medal for securing us another opportunity to watch a real professional shake her thing!!!

It was a good night to be the Overlord!!! Harris also found himself in a ring with a true Duel of Swords legend — Athlstan. Although, the match occurred late into the night, the small crowd gathered was enthralled! And how could they not be?!?! It was a close and extremely well dueled match! In the end, youth won out and Harris took the match with a 6.5-5.5 win.

Tarl was also present getting in some practice against the likes of Cletus Ganderfald in preparation for the final duel in the Madness Tournament!!! G’nort and Tarl are scheduled to face off tonight in the Annex during Fight Night!!! Be there or be square, folks!!!

Posted: May 19th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Beltane festivities continued on the streets of RhyDin’s Marketplace! Performers, carnival games, and vendors lined the street! Lanterns were strung from building to building and tree top to tree top lighting the square with a romantic glow!

Our wonderful little Uriko was the most fabulous maiden of all! Her dress mirrored the wings of a butterfly and she seemed to just float and glide just like the design on the fabric would suggest. What a perfect design for such a perfect night! She just seemed to glow with excitement and beauty!!!

Dragon love is only one step less cute than gnome love! Icer and her main squeeze Aurthur were enjoying the Beltane festivities in the Marketplace. Aurthur expressed concern that Icer was traveling so close to her “lay date”. Icer gently reassure him that everything was fine. Pop those little eggies out, Icer!

There’s a rumor floating around that Shey finally convinced Dark to make an honest woman out of him. According to the gossip, the pair elopement was witnessed by only a flock/herd/drove/whatever of pixies and that the pair is now on their honemoon! Now keep in mind that your Gossip GangSTAR heard this from a pixie and they are extremely hard to nail down (literally, we have tried) details so it appears that we will be forced to wait for Shey and Dark’s return to see if there is any truth to this pixie story.

When Gov Kitty gets better he first order of business needs to be pushing through a law that keeps Taneth OUT of the dueling venues! She’s picking up way too much in there. Thanks to Harris the phrase “wicked cool” was added to her vocabulary followed in the last several weeks by “do-able” from PJ and “man-loving” from Dioxanne.

Posted: May 3rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Your FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Overlord Harris sitting on his throne in the Arena with his official mascot, Napoleon, sitting on his shoulder. The pair watched Harris’s wife, Stick, win her Madness Tournament duel! Also on the scene was Harris’s official escort, Shey. Although there was some tense looks shot between the wife and the girlfriend, there was no great cat fight between the pair. We still haven’t given up hope, though!!!

- the Baroness Maria Graziano cheering brothers Tony and Chris on in their duels! It was a thankless task as both brothers took the opportunity to pick on her. What else are brothers for???

- Grayson cuddling with and being fed grapes by the loooovely cheerleader Taneth! And, thus, Grayson remains the LUCKIEST man in RhyDin!!! She’s the absolute cutest!

- the horrible “other woman” attempting to press Lil’ Miss Anger Management’s buttons! Lain told Jewell that she needed to pick up her children. Evidently, their father is “too busy” to keep an eye on them. DEAD BEAT!!! We are so proud of Lil’ Miss Anger Management for not punching the tramp right in her nose!!! Although, she would have deserved it and that would have been super duper entertaining!

- Sartan claiming that monogamy is his middle name! That would make his cute little wife happy to hear but would she be happy to hear that he was in the company of two of those fine sluttacious DoDers later in the night???

- Dark breaking the news to Gav that he was going to be a father! Gav automatically (and wrongly) assumed that it meant he was married/getting married. Dark quickly informed Gav that one must not be married to knock up a fine young thing. We like Gav’s old-fashioned morals!!! It’s too bad that Shey doesn’t have a man in her life to put a shot gun to Dark’s head and force the issue!

- Bast’s younger (and not nearly as cool) brother, Jon, chatting it up with Cassie in the Inn about moving to RhyDin. Jon’s friggin’ ELEGANT wife, Lane, showed up as well. HAWT!!! While normally we would propose that Gov Kitty pass an immigration reform bill to curb this English invasion, we cannot help but be excited at the good news this means for our blog. That English clique is certainly a dramatic bunch!

- former lovebirds and players in the All-time Best Break-up Ever — Dameon and Sera — engaged in a very awkward conversation. Dameon seemed to think it best to treat Sera like a polite stranger while poor Sera just seemed miserable…. beautiful as always but miserable, nonetheless. Dameon was torn away by his new girl, Reanna, who had some sort of emergency. We were on the fence before about Reanna but if she’s moving in on Sera’s Dameon WE HATE HER!!! TRAMP!

Posted: April 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Grayson and Harris met in the Annex to fight over the right to hold Icedancer. More importantly, however, each man had a loooovely young lady on his arm. Grayson’s was the always adorable Taneth. Harris entered with his sexy cheerleader, Shey, dressed in hot blue leather!

On a shocking news note, rumor has it that Shey is pregnant with Dark’s baby!!!! WHAT?!?! Now before coming to RhyDin we had been told of the crazy fast pace that relationships have a tendency to develop in the town, however, we must admit we are utterly shocked. Perhaps this is somebody’s idea of a sick April’s Fools joke.

After the challenge, Shey expressed some concern over the rumor that Harris’s wife, Stick, is returning to the dueling venues for the Madness tournament! Stick has a world class reputation as one of the duels’ most violent-tempered and foul-mouthed women! WE CANNOT WAIT TO MEET HER!!!

On a lighter note, gnome loving was back in the Annex! While Gnimish called last night, his cute little baker, Mellisandre, kept him company. Gnome cuddling = major cuteness!!!

Several floors above the Dueling Annex in the Red Dragon Inn, Kairee and her magnificent legs were spotted! She was busy chatting up the cutie Brendan. We wonder if the boy knows just how much his stock shot up by being spotted with the FLAWLESS Kairee???

With Gav and Amber as witnesses, SUUUUPER Des proceeded over the wedding of Ty and Regeane late in the evening. It was a small, quiet ceremony with mom Icer looking on. We really don’t know what to say about this one. Is YOUR Gossip GangSTAR speechless??? Well, we suppose even dragons need lovin’!!!

Word around town is that the formerly pink-haired Cor is opening up a breakfast joint in the Marketplace!!! Yay!!! This seems like an acceptable way for him to make a living so that he may support our newest favorite Colette and the brood of oh-so adorable children that they will someday produce!

Posted: April 1st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Yes, my dears! This would be our fourth blog entry today! We heard that our pretties were missing their daily dose of gossip so we just had to catch you up on all the happenings. Now that we’ve recapped Thursday, Friday, and Saturday we shall move on to Sunday!

Mushiness seemed to be the theme of the night… or at least we got our fill of it from Shey and Dark. Uh, yuck! Enough with the sweet talk already! Sex talk good! Sweet talk bad! Gag me with a freaking spoon! Sheesh.

The uuuuber hot Kairee graced the Inn with her FANTASTICALLY droolable form. Does your Gossip GangSTAR sound like a silly fan boy??? We don’t care!! She made it clear that “I do what I want, when I want, where I want and with who I want.” LOVE HER!

Rumors are flying around the dueling venues! Who will be the top seeds in the Swords’ Madness Tournament? Sixty-four people have entered to fill the roster and now a selection committee will decide on their seating! Exciting!

…It was otherwise a very quiet night around town! Here’s to tonight being much more dramatically prone!

Posted: March 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It appears all is right with the world for despite some heavy flirting with Erin two nights prior, hunky Alain was back kissing on the sluttacious Cassie! Awww! Aren’t they the yummiest??? Although, we must admit, the drama loving side of us was hoping for a viciously hot hair-pulling match between Erin and Cassie. Meow!

Speaking of sluttacious, the action between Shey and Dark seems hot and heavy. We still aren’t sure about that one. How do you trust a man that giggles??? Even your great PINK Gossip GangSTAR does not giggle!

Gideon was around looking scrumptious as usual. Wouldn’t Gideon and Koy make an absolutely delightful pair! With Koy single now perhaps fate can push the two together, no??? However, it seems to be Sascha who has captured Gideon’s eye… at least for now! We doubt it’ll last long. Gideon seems to have a rotating bevy of beautiful women to keep him company.

Charlie — the sluttacious Company of the Dragon pinup model/duelist — looked particularly un-pretty when she arrived at the Inn! It appears someone’s given the girl a real beating! Her stay in the Inn didn’t last long. She dragged fellow DoDer PJ into the back alley for some heated words. All that’s clear is that they share a common relative and neither lady seemed to happy with the other!!!

Drama, drama, drama!!! Just the type of stuff your Gossip GangSTAR LOOOVES!!!

Posted: March 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It doesn’t appear that our lovely Leni has cost us $1500 nobles yet! Come on, gentleman! I disappointed that none of you have been able to woe her into a date yet. Where are all of you smooth-talking men of RhyDin? Where’s Wil? What about Dark? Gideon? You guys are supposed to be the best of the best!

Speaking of Gideon, that man sure knows how to surround himself with LOVELY LADIES!!! Early in the night he had his arm slung around the red hot redhead Illy on the couch and then later it was the ever so classy Charlotte in front of the fire. The man has immpeccable taste in women! Both Illy and Charlotte are first-rate classy broads!!!

Foxy Shey was hanging out with Mr. Player himself, Dark, who even stole a kiss on her cheek. While typically we worry about beautiful women in Dark’s presence since he has that whole “love ‘em and leave ‘em” reputation, we are quite confident that Miss Foxy Shey can handle herself. In fact, if there are any hearts a-breaking here, safe money is that it is not Shey’s.

Do you need further proof that single Erin ROCKS so much harder than married, horsey, stick in the mud Erin? Well, last night she discussed a possible make-out session between her Erin, Kitty, and Cassie for yours’ truly’s benefit!!! KISSING! HAWT women!! We are starting to love Single Erin!

Addison evidently took our advice on Wil as she was seen chatting up Darkmere last night. Darkmere was polite but dismissive claiming that he was not on the market. Who may we ask has taken him off??? We’re are DYING to know!!!

The DoD girls had a full table last night! Koy looking heavenly in slip dress dodging pies thrown by Ebon! FASHION NO-NO, EBON!!! Sluttacious PJ seems to have a new man in her harem — Bad Boy Gage. DoD girls seem to have adopted EVIE to guide her down the path of sinful excess and deliciously exposed cleavage. Go, EVIE!!!

Yugo jumped up onto the bar at Gav’s urging to announce that as of yesterday he is a proud papa!!! The Gossip GangSTAR HEARTS babies! Congratulations to him!!!

Taneth was seen jumping around in the Annex in the cutest cheerleading outfit complete even with ribbons for her hair! Shake those pompoms, girlfriend!

Posted: March 19th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Where do we even begin on last night, kids? Let us tell you, we were busy little gossip mongers last night!

Our poor dear sweet Kira was between a rock and a hard place as she listened to a confused Sera discuss her break-up with Kira’s brother Dameon. They really should make greeting cards that say “I’m sorry my brother viciously dumped you and called you ‘psycho’. Can we still be freinds?”

Spaceman Wil and Musician Dark really should join some sort of Players’ Anonymous group! Is there anyone in RhyDin that chases more skirt than these two? Wil’s target of the night was a lovely blonde named Addison! Get out now, honey! GET OUT NOW!!!

Whoa, what? Erin was certainly in high spirits the other night!! She discussed dancing on the bar and having a night out on the town! And to top it off she made fishy faces and tickle-attacked the oh-so-proper Everett ….Wait, we’re starting to think we like the single Erin! So much more fun! And less horse-like!

For at least a while it appeared that the Cassie/Alain/Amalia love triangle had ended and our two heros were back to being free to make delicious love. Amalia was batting her lovely eyes Malachi’s way and he seemed interested enough. Unfortunately, details are unclear but rumor has it that Cassie was later spotted at the bar throwing back shots with Erin discussing an incident where the floozy had butted in again! If Alain doesn’t push this girl aside SOON then he may just not be good enough for the fantastically sinfully HAWT Cassie!

The vicious Scathachian visions were out in full force! Issy, Jenai, Reeni, and Eddie all showed their lovely faces!!! And, in a shocking scene, Issy proved that she is not the lesbian that the RU guys had hoped she was (Can’t you hear their sobs from here?) and KISSED A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN!!!! Pigs are flying. Hell has indeed frozen over. What is RhyDin coming to???

Posted: March 18th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Your SECOND Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Yugo, Dark and a new chickie named Oriana celebrating Yugo’s engagement to Kat over sodas! Oriana seemed to be making eyes at our little player (and we’re not refering to his music skills)! Something tells us that Cal is not going to be happy about that!!

- Mantastic Kheld speaking of the trials of fatherhood with DoD-er Koy. It seems that babies come with a lot of stuff! He and his sluttacious little CDR pin-up model, Caedia, have decided not to move to the manor Kheld just won in New Haven due to the problems that come with moving a small brood.

- The peanut flicking Harris and Shey, his foxy professional cheerleader, discussing that she may have to go to work soon. Does this mean that a challenge might be forth coming from the many-time Opal/Diamond??? We’d bet for it within the month.

- Dameon discussing a nasty argument between he and Sera (per Dameon his “bloody psychotic might-be girlfriend”) that occurred in the Inn the night before. The best we can tell it was in regards to her age. All that’s clear is that tears were flowin’!!!

- Dameon’s brother, Jonas, also having himself some woman issues but his come from his sister rather than a girlfriend. He gave his sister Kira a gift from her unfortunately unwanted admirer, Yuki. The trouble came as he gave her this gift and announced who it was from in front of Ness whom Kira was spotted dancing with at Cupid’s Follies. Ness has a girlfriend but the chemistry between he and Kira is palpable!!! We’re dying to see who the lovely, innocent Kira chooses!

- The hulk of a tender, Tucker, back behind the bar with SUUUUPER Des! It seems that Des may have finally heeded calls for a bouncer because he certainly looks more like the hired muscle than any bar back we’ve ever seen!

- RU’s Reap and the loooovely Evie discussing the possible death of the sluttaciously fantastic PJ. Rena quickly told them that it was not true. Evidently PJ flipped out in the bathroom of the Inn and then fled when help arrived. Bad trip much there, sweetie? Somebody call the nearest rehab!

- Stephen smoking something other than tobacco! Seems he’s been doing a lot of drinking as well lately.

- A huuuuge list of people signed up for Duel of Swords’ March Madness tournament! The tournament is open to all and will take place over a series of weeks! If you’re interested, check out the cork board in the Arena for more details!!!

Posted: March 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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