Playboy Demon Damien was sulking again Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He probably didn’t realize just the crap that he’d get for dumping Boozing Sister TRASH-tastic Jade. He sure was getting an earful from Boozing Sister Hina. It seems that Damien might be feeling a bit bad for how he’s been acting FINALLY! We hear that he was seen giving back the engagement ring he took from TRASH-tastic Jade and may have even apologized! We sure hope she doesn’t fall for it. He’s a playboy! How many more times does he have to prove that???

The brunette twin Serena was behind the bar with that trouble making tender Missy and had a giant armful of questions for DoD-er Rena about Rena’s past relationship with Serena’s sister’s man, Darren…. who happened to be there listening in on the conversation! Awkward? Neither woman seemed to think so. Rena was asserting that Darren’s not the somber man that he was several years ago! Can you imagine Darren as the serious sort??? We sure as heck can’t!

Wowza! It seems that Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy sure knows how to keep a relationship HAWT and SPICY! She sauntered her way into the Inn in a fitted gray knee length pencil skirt, a classic white button-down blouse, and black sling backs! What a naughty little librarian! She turned more than a few heads, including Frat Boy Dean. Way to make your man droooool, girl!

Antonio took over for the tending ladies later in the night and it was he that waited on the lovely Therapist Chryrie…. who seemed in need of a good listener herself. She declined Antonio’s offer to talk about whatever was on her mind, though. Instead, she just asked him to make sure that her wine glass was kept full. We sure hope everything’s okay with RhyDin’s favorite therapist!

DoD-er Eve made an appearance with Brale Brother Baker and, as usual, the insanity followed. Eve was overheard wondering aloud how she wound up catching the most romantic patron of the Inn. Sheer dumb luck, we suppose! The pair were evidently trying to corrupt the marvelous Ranger Hawk by feeding him some very poor pick-up lines to use on Alysia! Thankfully, Ranger Hawk was wise enough not to try them out and Alysia kept her threats directed to Brale Brother Baker.

The day after The Diamond Sartan declared that no duelist with a record of under 15 wins over losses should hold the Overlord title, Luscious Lydia was sporting a t-shirt that let her stance on the issue be known! The front said “Bane for Overlord” and the back read “Soerl for Overlord”! Good for her! We need that t-shirt! Or maybe we’ll make our own that reads “Commoners Do It Better”!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Damien has no shame!!! Has he always been such a playboy or is this some sort of sudden change?!?! He was seen in the early evening hours of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn flirting up Miss Terror of RhyDin herself Renna. The exchange did not appear to be the least bit serious but the pair were throwing down sexual challenges and daring the other to step up to the plate!!! HOT! We’re really starting to be amused by him!

The Inn remained quite quiet all evening. However, our sources did report back that the lovely Eless was behind the bar for several hours and had a sweet chat with Sylvia. It seems that Sylvia’s two and a half year old son is already quite the flirt!!! It also seems that he has quite the little crush on Eless!!! Well, who can blame him?!?! What great taste that little boy has!

Eless seemed quite thrilled to see Bad Boy Darren…. which surprised us until our sources revealed that she was just looking for information on Bad Boy Darren’s little blonde Sugar! Not much has been seen of the sweet little blonde since she moved in with Darren but according to Darren things are still going quite well between the two of them!!! Perhaps staying away from the drama and temptations of the Inn is just what they both needed!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, our sources finally overheard who knocked DoD-er PJ up! She evidently told G’naughty G’nort that the father of this current pregnancy is the same as the father of her son — Gavin!!! If you remember correctly, Gavin is also the brother of DoD-er Charlie and he certainly seems to have a checkered reputation among the DoD girls, including PJ! Knock us over with a feather!!!

Speaking of the next PJ, out of control teen Alex has been spotted doing numerous things that her sister would probably disapprove of since AJ left on her honeymoon. The latest??? She was seen hanging out in the Arena!!! We have a feeling that AJ would NOT be happy to hear that her underage sis was hanging out with those unsavory types surrounded by alcohol and sharp, pointy objects!

We hear that Hodge and Nova were hanging out late together after duels shut down. Is Nova moving in on one of his best friend’s girls?!?! Awesome!

Posted: January 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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The Gov Kitty was spotted Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn comparing scales with Basalt and her new friend, Skid. Skid was being AWFULLY complimentary about her looks and talked about how grateful he was that her life was saved!!! Could somebody have a crush?!?! Our sources say that The Gov didn’t even seem to notice! Evidently she was too busy talking about how grateful she was to Tass for saving her life!!!

Casidy and TRASH-tastic Jade vamped it up for their appearance in the Inn. The pair proceeded to get drunk and swear off men for the evening. And what did they do? They talked about men the entire evening!!! It’s an addiction, really. They need to swear off men for, like, a year!!!

Soerl and Savannah were seen hanging out together as well. They chatted for a bit before Soerl scooped up Savannah and rushed for their room! Uh, ew! All this premarital sex is good for the blog but are we the only ones shocked that there is not a single girl in this city holding out for marriage?!?! All we need is one classy, good girl!!!

Speaking of good girls who have disappointed us with their inability to hold out until marriage, dear sweet Sugar was spotted in the Inn and was seen drinking!!! We all know what happens when the little witch drinks!!! Much to the chagrin of her living-in-sin partner Bad Boy Darren, she started strutting her stuff alllll over the Inn! The Gov seemed greatly amused by the antics but tried to keep her out of trouble. Jinx, on the other hand, seemed to be trying to arrange a foursome with Sugar, The Gov, and Bad Boy Darren!!! Luckily Bad Boy Darren was able to escort her out before she lost anymore of her innocence!

Posted: November 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your EIGHTEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Atalanta tending bar for a couple hours. The jury’s STILL out on her. However, she seemed quite friendly and almost adorable Monday night behind the bar. We just can’t decide if she’s going to be a drama causer or not yet!

- Stitch seen talking to a redhead that appears to be the exact same redhead that was in the mural on the back wall!!! So our sources found her but they still don’t know her name!!! From the looks of her paint-covered hands, however, she was actually the artist. Aww. How cute! Somebody has a crush on Stitch!

- Soerl and his trollop Savannah in the Inn after he dropped a couple duels in the Outback and Savannah spent the night feeling generally unwelcomed. Soerl was overheard telling Savannah that he and DoD-er Rena are no longer friends!!! Le sigh! When will these men every learn??? You should ALWAYS choose your friends over a chick!

- Awesome Alain doing some hardcore drinking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er PJ. Somebody needs to tell that kid that hanging out with those girls is taking the fast lane to kidney failure!!! Actually, Awesome Alain’s probably already in that lane!!! Sexy Sartan broke up the party by telling PJ it was time to go home and lecturing her for drinking so much. PJ actually listened!!! We think that girl has one heck of a daddy complex.

- Wil actually behaving like a gentleman around Eless!!! He seated her, got her drinks, stood between her and a bar fight. It was almost…. chivalrous. We really don’t see this lasting too much longer. One of these days Wil’s going to revert back to his old ways and Eless will get her heart broken. We wonder if she’ll go all Sugar-on-Darren on his ass when he does!!!

- Artemus spending some time chatting with DoD-er Rena. The magically inclined Artemus tends to spend his evenings on Twilight Island but was overheard saying that the portal to those sandy shores was acting up. Perhaps some sort of spike in nexus energy caused it??? Either way, he wasn’t the only of the typically deemed “magic folk” to find their way into the Outback over the course of the night.

- The orc Koruush getting a couple duels in within the Outback’s rings! We wonder what Jake Thrash will think about this??? Is the Outback big enough for TWO orcs?!?! We seriously doubt we’re the only ones desperate to see some orc-on-orc (or orc-on-half orc as the case might be) carnage!!!

- Nutty Rory in the Outback to collect her husband Sexy Sartan for a chat!!! We have no details on the matter but he appeared QUITE concerned. We’d have loved to have witnessed that one!!! Anybody have any ideas?!?!

- Lickable Lydia tossing her drink on Locke!!! Just when we thought we’d found one of the few “nice” guys in RhyDin, Locke went and proved his true colors. WHORE-acious Erin and Lickable Lydia did not find his insults of Cowboy Jake very funny! After Lydia poured a Shirley Temple over him, Locke lost it and threw his own glass against the wall before storming out!!! HILARIOUS!

Posted: November 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Some nights we are sooo amused by the odd conversation partners in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Friday night it was Guthorm buying Kuddly Kira a mug of cocoa (complete with whipped cream!) that astounded us!!! Kira was quite shy but Guthorm was sweet and kind to her. He scored some MAJOR brownie points in our book for that! We HEART Kira! We only wish her brother would come back around.

The Gov Kitty was overheard stating that Bad Boy Darren’s tattoo parlor will be getting a visit from an inspector sometime very soon. Evidently, the inspector she’s sending is the nastiest she’s got. We’ve got a feeling EVERYTHING will be run under with a fine tooth comb. One of these days Bad Boy Darren’s going to learn NOT to piss off The Gov!!! ….or maybe he won’t. The Gov’s vicious temper was undercut as soon as she was joined by Tass. The pair cuddled and chatted in the Inn until laaaaate in the evening!

Potter Piper had a pretty smile on when Peredhil joined her and Maeve at a table by the hearth! Maeve entertained the pair with stories of her wildlife refuge but we believe that we may have seen one or two interesting looks passing between Piper and Peredhil!!! Could our favorite potter have a crush on the handsome Peredhil?!?! We kind of like him. He may be worthy! They certainly spent a good deal of time together Friday night!

Brale Brother Baker was seen at the bar asking Antonio, who was tending, to point out the drunkest chick. Always the gentlemen, Antonio politely declined the task, leaving Baker to search for his victims all on his own. Thankfully DoD-er Eve came into distract him before he could sharpen his skillz on any unsuspecting young women!!! Eve was a bit distracted in her own right, though, by Eva. Apparently, Eve was convinced that Eva was her evil twin. We think DoD-er Eve may have had it backwards!!!

Speaking of the DoD faithful, DoD-er PJ came in with her new man Gavin and seemed a bit curious when she saw Gavin exchanging their father’s wedding band for their mother’s wedding band with DoD-er Charlie!!! We’re wondering if DoD-er PJ connected the dots like we did!!! She seemed awfully busy asking Eva about food poisoning, though. Is she still not feeling good?!?! We’re starting to worry about her!

After Piper’s new man left the building, Connar came over to keep her and Maeve company. We did get an answer to the blaring question of what happened to Connar and Eless! Connar was overheard by our sources telling Piper that their friendship did not have a chance to bloom into anything more. Awww! We’re so sad for him! However, he did not appear the least bit sad when Eless and Wil joined them at the table. Perhaps he’s moving on already!

Ugh. Just when we thought Raye was one classy broad…. WE ARE SO DISAPPOINTED!!! Our sources spotted Raye KISSING G’naughty G’nort late into the night and later he was spotted handing a bra over to her. Yuck! Just plain stinkin’ YUCK!

Doooooown in the depths of the Red Dragon Inn’s basement Arena, Tegan’s enchanted rings full of lava, wild animals, and snapping bridges were evoking their usual chagrin from dueling’s regulars. Bubbly Uriko was NOT pleased at the prospect of falling into a pit of crocodiles and was overheard by our sources willing away her possessions. Venom Vinny was overheard getting into it with Gabe and literally beat him around a ring filled with lions. We’re not quite sure what the disagreement was about but it had more than one or two people turning their heads!!!

Posted: November 18th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Edible Elly was in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night giddy over the success of her charity auction! And she should be! What a success! And over 100,000 silver raised for The Gov Kitty’s new clinic for the poor! We love when the celebrities of this city take a break from their trouble-making and drama-causing to get together to do good! Yay for Edible Elly for organizing that!

Chuckie was drunk and up to no good. He had his grubby mitts all over Tasha who kept assuring him that she knows how to hold onto her panties really well (GOOD FOR YOU, GIRL!) while shooting what our sources believed to be suggestive looks in Raye’s direction. In fact, Chuckie was overheard by our sole source who can understand him as telling Tasha that he is Raye’s man but that he’s allowed to flirt because that’s just what OCorrs do. HILARIOUS! Chuckie should be bottled up and sold in replace of anti-depressants!

Ohz Nooooz! Poor dear sweet Eless has gotten herself all tangled up with Playboy Wil!!! They were actually spotted KISSING! What is the world coming to?!?! Now the number of women that Playboy Wil has been seen macking on in the Inn alone is too long to list but we will mention that he’s had significant relationships with both HEIFER Jewell and DoD-er PJ!!! Now we must ask — do YOU want to see the sweetest tender in the Inn dating a guy who has slept with both HEIFER Jewell and DoD-er PJ?!?!?!

On a much less worrisome note, Cutie Carley was seen enjoying a mug of blueberry tea (that Anthony got her quite speedily of course!) and chattering cheerfully at the DIVINE Mrs. Storm! Carley was overheard stating that she is the real work horse behind the Stitch and we don’t doubt it for a second!!! We bet that WHORE-acious Erin and Lickable Lydia take that cute, bubbly girl for granted! SHAME ON THEM!

Mini Frank Cor was seen catching up with his old friend Lana (the Vampire hunter who is now dating Vampire Michale). Mini Frank Cor seemed to share our reservations about the longterm prospects of a Vampire hunter/Vampire pairing… but who knows? This is RhyDin after all. Mini Frank Cor was overheard saying that he was still with the brunette twin Spice. However, she didn’t seem to have gotten that memo. She was seen shooting Cor an interesting look and didn’t have a word for him while catching up with her sister.

Speaking of the blonde twin, Sugar, she was seen in the Inn as well with Bad Boy Darren! The pair still live together and, by the looks of things, Sugar has had no need for any magical tricks to keep Darren in line! They seemed quite happy with one another and Bad Boy Darren seems to have turned over a new leaf! ….However, he has fooled us before!

Baroness Maria G and the up and coming star Joex were spotted in one of Teagan’s enchanted rings Saturday night downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena! The pair exchanged terse words that seemed to erupt over something that occurred during the TDL match between Maria’s Wrecking Crew and Joex’s Dragoon-Talanador Misfits. While the Crew will probably take the TDL match (save a miracle in the last duel) Joex took the win in the Arena after a closely fought match. The insults spilled out of the ring and led to even WHORE-acious Erin getting into the mix. We LOVE when the ladies trash talk!

DoD-er PJ was seen briefly in the basement Arena as well still looking very under the weather. In fact, she was seen hauling tail to the bathroom several times through the night and even canceled her lunch plans for the next day!!! We’re starting to get worried about her!!! She looks quite ill and we haven’t seen her wasted in weeeeeeks! What is RhyDin to do without the Red Orc Brewery spokesmodel slamming back Badsider Brew?!?

Posted: November 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Friends and foes alike gathered in the Glen to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day (some wholly snobby British holiday celebrating some self-indulgent moment in history or another) and to hear the results of the results of the charity auction! Elly’s pumpkinheads wandered the Glen passing out mugs of warmed cider and there were barrels of ale scattered about! Cute little Elly was the master of ceremonies and did such a good job! We HEART her!

Despite the music, booze, and fun, the highlight of the evening was the announcement of Elly’s charity auction results! There were certainly some interesting developments and we were there to witness some of them!

Chryrie put down quite the sizable donation on Head Pussycat Panther! Could Chryrie’s marriage be stumbling??? Does she have a crush on Puuurfect Panther??? Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall for that “date”??? Even her sister The Gov Kitty seemed confused as to what Chryrie’s plans with him would be!

Speaking of The Gov Kitty, she was won for a whooooooping 5000 nobles by….. drum roll, please…. Tass! The Gov Kitty seemed thrilled with that result! There was a note attached with the winning bid for The Gov to meet Tass at a particular hot spring. Oh la la! The Gov Kitty was actually BLUSHING!!! HAWTNESS!

In the interesting twist of the night, Lassie Cassie and Awesome Alain’s relationship took a blow! Bad Boy Darren won Lassie Cassie for 150 nobles!!! Only a 150?!?! Awesome Alain didn’t think she was worth any more than that??? MAJOR BLOW!!! To make matters worse, Awesome Alain did have a winning bid on another fine lady — Kacey! If it wasn’t so darn funny, it would almost be sad! ….But it gets EVEN better, DoD-er Charlie placed the winning bid on Awesome Alain so Lassie Cassie won’t get that date she was hoping for at all!!!

You know that Lassie Cassie couldn’t take that with any sort of class whatsoever. She, of course, made a scene by throwing a temper tantrum and throwing her mug at Darren. Blah, blah, blah. We LOVED this whole entire situation! Have fun cleaning Darren’s toilets, L.C.!

The DIVINE Mrs. Storm was present and accounted for as was her lovely husband, Ewan! They are just TOO cute! Ewan placed a respectable bid on his wife so that she wouldn’t be cleaning anyone’s toilets anytime soon…. unless perhaps Ewan gets off on that sort of French maid thing!

It seems that Good Boy Jake has been suckered in by the succubus WHORE-acious Erin! He ponied up 4,575 nobles to spend a day with her! Ugh. We’d pay him 4,575 nobles to keep her AWAY for a day! GET OUT NOW, JAKE!

We were a bit nervous (but also a bit curious) to find that we were won for 17,500 nobles by CAP — the Coalition for the Advancement of PJ! It seems we have our answer as to why DoD-er PJ was hitting up her friends for cash over the past week!!! We haven’t heard exactly what PJ has up her sleeve for us yet but we’re dyyyyyying to know!

All-in-all it was a FANTASTIC event that raised a grand spanking total of 135,816 nobles for The Gov Kitty’s new medical clinic for the needy! Think of how many sick kids that’ll treat! You’ve just GOT to HEART both Kitty and Elly for the charitable deeds! AMAZING! 

Posted: November 7th, 2007 under Event.
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Jealousy makes for good blog entries and, therefore, that’s where we’ll start off on our recap of the happenings of Saturday night! An upset Adrianna was seen being consoled by Wolv over some unknown issue. However, there was talk of Wolv’s chick being extremely jealous of the time he spends with Adrianna. We’re guessing she certainly wouldn’t like the hand holding or ogling of Adrianna’s assets our sources saw Saturday night!!!

Savannah and Soerl were seen quite interlaced with one another. This pair is moving awfully fast. We think we can already spot their burn out! We doubt it’ll be as juicy as some of the ones we’ve seen as of late, though.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was seen keeping company with yet ANOTHER new male companion! We never did catch this one’s name but it doesn’t really matter, does it? We’re starting to think she’s a black widow. She lures these men in, they head off together, and they’re never seen from again. Maybe that’s how she remains youthful and beautiful!!! Anyway, Kairee used her magic to conjure up some music and the pair were seen dancing tantalizingly close!

Den Mama Sid looked THRILLED to see one of her cubs — the sweet blonde Sugar! Evidently Sugar is still with Bad Boy Darren and, in fact, they have recently moved in together!!! OMG, will that girl never learn??? Den Mama Sid seemed much more accepting of the idea than we thought she would be but her Main Man Scottie was about as shocked by the news as we were!
…And Lassie Cassie was there. But we refuse to talk about her until she does something that entertains us. Slap Alain in the face! Put your sluttiest dress on and sleep with the man of one of your rivals! Bow down at Piper’s feet! Come on, Lassie Cassie! We want to like you again, we really do. But it’s time you start acting like the bad ass you really are and stop acting like Alain’s puppy!

Ugh! As if WHORE-acious Erin and Kissing Fiend Alex weren’t enough, G’naughty G’nort also got a smooooch from DoD-er PJ Saturday night! You’re killing us, ladies! You’re killing us! Keep your well-traveled lips off the dirty pervert!!!

Speaking of DoD-er/Red Orc Brewery Spokesmodel PJ,  we have soooooo missed her! She seems back and more trouble than ever!!! The glorious homewrecker caused caught the tiff between Venom Vinny and his wife, Querylon. Querylon did not seem pleased to hear that Vinny had loaned PJ some money and even less pleased when PJ began talking about how she’d pay Venom Vinny back! The argument ended with Querylon storming out and Venom Vinny hopping into a ring with PJ for a little fun!

What a fantastic welcome home for us! No rest for the wicked, eh, PJ?

Posted: November 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. TRASH-tastic Jade will never change. We truly hoped that motherhood would make her at least a semi-classy woman but she still FAILS at… well, life. Enabler Brandon didn’t even seemed surprised when his completed wasted friend fell on the floor. REHAB IS CALLING, JADE!!! PICK UP THE PHONE!!! She went on to tell anybody who would listen that she used to be a stripper and offered to dance for them. For Pete’s sake! This is someone’s mother!

Darren was overheard asking The Gov Kitty the burning question on every man’s mind. The question? We’re too well-mannered to state it. The answer? Well, alright. 34 D.

Speaking of Darren, it seems that he and that little blonde twin Sugar are still going strong. In fact, he was trying to talk her into getting a tattoo at the tattoo and piercing parlor that he and Dakota are in the process of opening up. Sugar, RUN AWAY! As fast as you can! Really, this is the last time we’re going to warn you!

Vinny and Bran were spotted in the Outback chatting about the upcoming Diamond Quest which they both plan on entering! That should definitely be an interesting night! Diamond Quests are ALWAYS good for lots of gossip and lots of the dueling venues’ best getting drunk and hanging out!

Posted: October 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We knew that AJ and Phillipe would be gossip gold!!! They started us off Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn on the right foot! Phillipe was evidently upset about something YOUR Gossip GangSTAR wrote (Don’t kill the messenger!) which led to an uncomfortable argument. Phillipe smoothed things over by telling her that she’s his everything while she cried. Le sigh. These men reaaaaally need to learn to take their time with the Drama Queens. We know this one is going to end badly and, we may be horrible for saying this, but we just CANNOT WAIT for the break-up!!!

On the other hand, we find new guy Jason A.’s growing relationship with dark-haired stunner new girl Savannah absolutely adorable! There’s something about this pairing that makes us want to pinch their cheeks. Too cute!!! Definitely look out for this blossoming romance!!!

Oooooooh Nooooooo! We fear our dear sweet Eless might be falling for the charms of Playboy Wil!!! Our cold black heart weeps for her lost soul!!! Eless certainly seemed a bit flustered when Wil showed up at the bar while she was tending with Cutie Pie Amber.

OMG!!! Even though Eless has baaaad taste in men, we still LOVE her! After Wil took off, our sources tell us she was passing out buttons that read “Just say no!” with a picture of Bad Boy Darren!!! LOVE HER SNARKY SENSE OF HUMOR!!! We have a feeling that Bad Boy Darren was just proud of himself for earning such infamy with his trouble-making abilities.

We hear that Tucker wasn’t looking much better Tuesday night than he did Monday night. This time, however, he was able to locate his Eva. And let us tell you, there is certainly some chemistry here! Although, they didn’t even touch, the looks that Eva and Tucker exchanged were hot hawt HAWT! We think that the two of them together is toooooo perfect!

Over in the Outback, Whore-acious Erin got pissy with Mini-Frank Cor for joking that she was an unreliable drunk and reminding her that she was voted Town Drunk!!! Really, Erin??? You can’t truly be upset with him saying that. After all, it’s the truth!!! And it’s not like you do anything to change your image. In fact, if anything since being voted that, you’ve done MORE to encourage that image!!! If you don’t want people to think your a drunk, put down the shot glass! Pick up a book! Step away from the DoD girls! Spend more time with Lydia!

There was lots and lots of action over on Twilight Island thanks to the MegaCast Tournament hosted by the always fantastic and ever so hunky Brig!!! Oh, how he makes us droooooool!!! The free for all tournament attracted quite the crowd, including Vicious Vinny, Cranky Cas, and the Lizard-man Bran! In the end, however, it was the experienced and quite hunky in his own right Will Wulfson that emerged the victor! Congratulations, Will!

Posted: October 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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