Full Circle Saturday

It seems that things haven’t changed completely in our time away! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee still likes handsome company at the bar! She was seen again in the presence of the stately Julian who seems to be as about a stable figure in her life as they come. Maybe he really does have a shot!

As if Crazy Train Tara giving Darling Taneth a sex ed lesson wasn’t bad enough, we hear that Brale Brother Baker joined in on the corruption Saturday night! Thanks to a quick swat from Therapist Chryrie, it didn’t seem to get very far and Darling Taneth didn’t seem to understand what he was saying. The more startling thing is that she was announcing to the Uber Hawt Gem that she’s marrying the Overlord Tormay! What, what, what?!?!? We are shocked and dismayed! Shocked and dismayed, we tell you! Taneth can’t get married. She’s the last fair maiden in this city!

Maybe we’re coming around on Doc Anya. She’s certainly no Chief Mischief Maker Eless but we can’t hold everyone up to such lofty standards. We suppose she seems nice enough and Merchant Antonio does seem quite take by her! There’s got to be something special about the woman if she managed to land that big fish, right?!?! The pair stayed close to one another much of the night truly seeming to enjoy each other’s quiet company.

Crazy Train Tara was in full bonkers mode last night. We hear that she was seen hanging out with our new favorite Helston, Fabulous Fio, and was giving her ex Mini Frank Cor quite the hard time about talking to other women! In fact, she was none to pleased to see him having a private chat with his former longtime flame, Serena. Hmmm! Is there something brewing anew between the Crazy Train and the Mini Frank??? He’s just stupid enough to stick his toe back into that shark-infested baby pool.

Speaking of the oldies but goodies, we hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen in the Inn belly up to the bar. For one in such a woooonderful relationship with Bad Boy Darren, Erin certainly didn’t seem to be in all that marvelous of a mood. Bad Boy Darren is such TROUBLE! We hear it wasn’t the boyfriend that she was complaining about but how quite a few of her close friends have left the city over the past couple of months. She evidently hasn’t heard about all the fantastic new talent! Plenty of pretty faces to surround yourself with, E!

Well, well, well, things have finally come full circle, have they not? C.M.M Eless and Connar certainly seemed together Saturday night! Her sleeveless whispery midnight blue gown certainly blew him away. Well, to be perfectly honest, we don’t think he was exactly admiring the fine fabric! We hear the pair left together hand-in-hand. Faaaabulous! We hope they last. He’s had a crush on her for yeeaaars! A true gentleman!

Who’d have guessed it? The same day we sell up the beauties of our new favorite brunette, Emma, she’s spotted in the company of Lucky Lang! We’re not sure how he does it but there MUST be magic involved! The pair were spotted together chatting about Emma’s work (evidently she’s an advice columnist) and about Lucky Lang’s commitment issues. That, he most certainly has!

Edited: February 1st, 2009

Divine Mr. Monday!

Well, we’re certainly getting an idea of who the hot, young bachelorettes are these days! Wisper seems to rank pretty high on that list. She certainly doesn’t fit the traditional idea of beauty but that hasn’t stopped the men of this town from flocking to her. Although a couple nights ago she was seen rubbing elbows with Lucky Lang, last night she had a new escort at her side. We’re unsure of his name but he’s a tall, odd-looking man himself. According to our sources there certainly seemed to be some chemistry there!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We’re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that’s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, “the IDIOT”.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It’s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn’t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his “passion” (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis “crazy”. We think “crazy” might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D… but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones!  We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she’s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN’ Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We’re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Edited: October 7th, 2008

Commoners Do It Better Friday!

Playboy Demon Damien was sulking again Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He probably didn’t realize just the crap that he’d get for dumping Boozing Sister TRASH-tastic Jade. He sure was getting an earful from Boozing Sister Hina. It seems that Damien might be feeling a bit bad for how he’s been acting FINALLY! We hear that he was seen giving back the engagement ring he took from TRASH-tastic Jade and may have even apologized! We sure hope she doesn’t fall for it. He’s a playboy! How many more times does he have to prove that???

The brunette twin Serena was behind the bar with that trouble making tender Missy and had a giant armful of questions for DoD-er Rena about Rena’s past relationship with Serena’s sister’s man, Darren…. who happened to be there listening in on the conversation! Awkward? Neither woman seemed to think so. Rena was asserting that Darren’s not the somber man that he was several years ago! Can you imagine Darren as the serious sort??? We sure as heck can’t!

Wowza! It seems that Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy sure knows how to keep a relationship HAWT and SPICY! She sauntered her way into the Inn in a fitted gray knee length pencil skirt, a classic white button-down blouse, and black sling backs! What a naughty little librarian! She turned more than a few heads, including Frat Boy Dean. Way to make your man droooool, girl!

Antonio took over for the tending ladies later in the night and it was he that waited on the lovely Therapist Chryrie…. who seemed in need of a good listener herself. She declined Antonio’s offer to talk about whatever was on her mind, though. Instead, she just asked him to make sure that her wine glass was kept full. We sure hope everything’s okay with RhyDin’s favorite therapist!

DoD-er Eve made an appearance with Brale Brother Baker and, as usual, the insanity followed. Eve was overheard wondering aloud how she wound up catching the most romantic patron of the Inn. Sheer dumb luck, we suppose! The pair were evidently trying to corrupt the marvelous Ranger Hawk by feeding him some very poor pick-up lines to use on Alysia! Thankfully, Ranger Hawk was wise enough not to try them out and Alysia kept her threats directed to Brale Brother Baker.

The day after The Diamond Sartan declared that no duelist with a record of under 15 wins over losses should hold the Overlord title, Luscious Lydia was sporting a t-shirt that let her stance on the issue be known! The front said “Bane for Overlord” and the back read “Soerl for Overlord”! Good for her! We need that t-shirt! Or maybe we’ll make our own that reads “Commoners Do It Better”!

Edited: April 5th, 2008

Toddler Crush Saturday!

Damien has no shame!!! Has he always been such a playboy or is this some sort of sudden change?!?! He was seen in the early evening hours of Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn flirting up Miss Terror of RhyDin herself Renna. The exchange did not appear to be the least bit serious but the pair were throwing down sexual challenges and daring the other to step up to the plate!!! HOT! We’re really starting to be amused by him!

The Inn remained quite quiet all evening. However, our sources did report back that the lovely Eless was behind the bar for several hours and had a sweet chat with Sylvia. It seems that Sylvia’s two and a half year old son is already quite the flirt!!! It also seems that he has quite the little crush on Eless!!! Well, who can blame him?!?! What great taste that little boy has!

Eless seemed quite thrilled to see Bad Boy Darren…. which surprised us until our sources revealed that she was just looking for information on Bad Boy Darren’s little blonde Sugar! Not much has been seen of the sweet little blonde since she moved in with Darren but according to Darren things are still going quite well between the two of them!!! Perhaps staying away from the drama and temptations of the Inn is just what they both needed!

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, our sources finally overheard who knocked DoD-er PJ up! She evidently told G’naughty G’nort that the father of this current pregnancy is the same as the father of her son — Gavin!!! If you remember correctly, Gavin is also the brother of DoD-er Charlie and he certainly seems to have a checkered reputation among the DoD girls, including PJ! Knock us over with a feather!!!

Speaking of the next PJ, out of control teen Alex has been spotted doing numerous things that her sister would probably disapprove of since AJ left on her honeymoon. The latest??? She was seen hanging out in the Arena!!! We have a feeling that AJ would NOT be happy to hear that her underage sis was hanging out with those unsavory types surrounded by alcohol and sharp, pointy objects!

We hear that Hodge and Nova were hanging out late together after duels shut down. Is Nova moving in on one of his best friend’s girls?!?! Awesome!

Edited: January 14th, 2008

Man Addiction Thursday!

The Gov Kitty was spotted Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn comparing scales with Basalt and her new friend, Skid. Skid was being AWFULLY complimentary about her looks and talked about how grateful he was that her life was saved!!! Could somebody have a crush?!?! Our sources say that The Gov didn’t even seem to notice! Evidently she was too busy talking about how grateful she was to Tass for saving her life!!!

Casidy and TRASH-tastic Jade vamped it up for their appearance in the Inn. The pair proceeded to get drunk and swear off men for the evening. And what did they do? They talked about men the entire evening!!! It’s an addiction, really. They need to swear off men for, like, a year!!!

Soerl and Savannah were seen hanging out together as well. They chatted for a bit before Soerl scooped up Savannah and rushed for their room! Uh, ew! All this premarital sex is good for the blog but are we the only ones shocked that there is not a single girl in this city holding out for marriage?!?! All we need is one classy, good girl!!!

Speaking of good girls who have disappointed us with their inability to hold out until marriage, dear sweet Sugar was spotted in the Inn and was seen drinking!!! We all know what happens when the little witch drinks!!! Much to the chagrin of her living-in-sin partner Bad Boy Darren, she started strutting her stuff alllll over the Inn! The Gov seemed greatly amused by the antics but tried to keep her out of trouble. Jinx, on the other hand, seemed to be trying to arrange a foursome with Sugar, The Gov, and Bad Boy Darren!!! Luckily Bad Boy Darren was able to escort her out before she lost anymore of her innocence!

Edited: November 23rd, 2007