Our sources were eager to report back to us that Davarin seems to be back in RhyDin once again! He was seen hanging out with his lovely on-again/off-again girl, Kacey in the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night! Although Kacey briefly pretended not to be head-over-heels excited that he was back in town, the couple quickly reverted to their cuddling ways. These two should just get married and get it over with! They just keep on coming back to one another!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt was seen talking business quietly with a newcomer to town that has been overheard asking about the Gov’s policies in recent days. It seems that the topic of conversation was the city’s security. RhyDin’s security! What a oxymoron! MAN-tastic Matt has seem very keen on the idea of organizing the city’s forces better, however. Perhaps he will put a dent in crime after all. This is RhyDin, though, so we’re not holding our breath!

Krazy Kitty is still fielding questions about when exactly she’ll tie the knot with Tass! She sticks to the same answer — they’re already mates and are not in any rush. We’re not so sure these two will EVER get married! Or perhaps one day ten years down the road, they’ll just show up having suddenly and without any warning eloped. We think Krazy Kitty actually enjoys stringing this city along!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources brought us fabulous news! It seems that Kacey was seen back with her main squeeze Davarin Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We wholeheartedly approve! We love seeing Kacey happy and she definitely does seem happy and more confident in Davarin’s presence. Oddly enough considering his gruff demeanor, that guy seems to have a really positive impact on her! Love this pairing!

How much longer can Chase and Quel really last??? They never seem happy in one another’s presence and when our sources spotted them chatting intently at a table, it seemed to be no exception! By the end of the intense conversation, the pair seemed to make up yet again. We have a feeling that eventually Quel is going to get tired of PAARTY Girl Chase’s wandering eye and find himself a good girl. She’s sooooo not his type! That girl is T.R.O.U.B.L.E!

We hear that there was quite the planning session for TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien’s wedding at the bar. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Psycho Skid were both giving their opinions on the affair. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to be suggesting some sort of naked fertility ritual! While we do think that would be HIGHLY entertaining we’re greatly worried on the effects that a Jade/Damien child would have on RhyDin! Even Psycho Skid seemed able to put away his craziness for a bit to give some helpful suggestions. The one person who seemed uninterested and actually left the Inn??? The groom!!! We hear that a date STILL hasn’t been set and that’s due to Damien dragging his feet. We knew that Playboy Demon Damien was having second thoughts!

Wowzers! Locke we overheard telling Tucker that Redneck Cowboy Jake took a real beating in the early hours of the morning prior. It seems that after his tiff with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Jake took his attitude over to the Inn and got into a rumble with Anubis in which Anubis gave him a ROYAL BEAT DOWN!!! Interestingly enough despite Locke’s well-documented feelings on Jake, Locke didn’t seem to take a lot of pleasure in the beat down. In fact, he seemed a wee bit worried about the redneck! Not all that worried, though! As soon as he saw PAARTY Girl Atalanta all thoughts of Jake seemed to disappear! It seems that Locke’s STILL got it bad for that girl.

It seems that Lana did not go through with that wedding after all! She was seen in the Inn five days AFTER her wedding was supposed to happen and was flirting with Jolyon. Ugh! What a bummer! We had so thought him property of the Smith girls! We HEART them!!! To make matters worse Juliane and Katarina were actually present! We sure hope that their hopes weren’t dashed. Juliane spoke briefly to Jolyon when he came to the bar for a glass of wine for Lana but Katarina was far too busy receiving congratulations on her FANTASTIC performance in the opera. We have been and we must suggest that EVERYONE go before the show closes. What a fabulous time we had! Johnny was behind the bar Thursday night and we must say that IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! He needs to keep a better eye on those girls. They are definitely attracting some male attention!

The night got even MORE surprising!!! One of our sources did spot Redneck Cowboy Jake nursing his sorrows with a beer at the bar laaaate into the night. However, he didn’t stay down for long! A knock-out mystery redhead was seen making plans with him to attend the opera later in the week. He was even overheard telling her that he’d hire a carriage for the night to pick them up and she was going to help him find a tux! OMG! Is this the end of Redneck Cowboy Jake and Big Britches Erin?!?!?

Amid rumors that Venom Vinny and Hina are now dating, the pair were seen together in the Arena Thursday night. However, while they didn’t seem to be avoiding one another, they definitely didn’t seem to be all that friendly either. Vinny seemed much more interested in dueling while Hina seemed preoccupied discussing Not Mini-Frank Cor’s “changes” with Tass. It seems that she’s quite upset that the man she had JUUUUUST started dating now doesn’t remember her and appears a bit older. We must say that it is all a bit curious.

Not Mini-Frank Cor called one heck of a one-shot battle between the Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria and her challenger Warlizard Bran! The most faaaabulous part of the match??? The RAT-tastic Napoleon was there serving as Maria’s second and cheering her on. We totally HEART Napoleon! He’s so friggin’ cute that we just want to squeeze him up! In the end, though, Napoleon nor her sister Myria’s cheering could push Maria to victory, the senior baroness dropped this one by two points and Bran became the new Baron of Battlefield Park!

Congratulations, Bran!

Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources were a little surprised to see all three members of that new love triangle together in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night enjoying one another’s company!!! In fact, Frank was overheard mentioning to the Bum Phillipe that he’d like to see Phillipe’s wife, AJ, in a French maid outfit. That man’s got some cajones! Major! Our money’s on Frank!!! We think he could crush Phillipe with his little pinky!!!

Nooooo! Say it ain’t so! It’s been just over a week since Pipes and Perry were spotted in public together and on the last occassion Peredhil didn’t even acknowledge Potter Piper!!! Instead, he spent the night chatting up Miss Mercy…. and that’s exactly what our sources saw him doing Sunday night as well. We hate to hate on Miss Mercy but…. HOW DARE SHE!!! We don’t like this. We don’t like this one bit.

Our hope for a happy ending to the Pipes and Perry saga was further diminished when we heard reports that later in the evening Peredhil looked quite uncomfortable when Maeve asked if Potter Piper would be joining him when he visited Maeve’s refuge. Evidently, he admitted that he didn’t believe so and that he had not seen Potter Piper in well over a week!!! How sad!

So maybe things in Hodge’s personal life are getting a bit more clear! We hear that she was hanging out in the Inn with the very same man she’s been crushing on for well over a month — Rix. We can only imagine that the pair were avoiding the dueling venues to avoid having to get teasing from their friends!!! They certainly would have gotten some with the mushy manner in which they were acting!!! Now Rix has quite the history with the women of the Arena so we won’t call this a “love match” yet but it appears that there’s definitely some chemistry!

Love and flirting were the theme of the evening! From what we have heard, Davarin and Kacey are officially back together!!! Good for him!!! He seems to know a good thing when he sees it. The pair were caught engaging in quite the liplock and later Davarin was seen hurrying her on out!

Although, Quel’s been seen quite a bit with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee in recent days, Sunday night he was seen rubbing the back of Chase who was in tears. Why was the boozing party girl in tears??? Who knows?!?! She must be one of those drunk criers! Someone needs to warn Quel before he gets in over his head with that one! It seems that Locke learned that lesson. He’s seemed to have made his decision between the two PAAARRRTY girls as Sunday night he was seen chatting intimately with Atalanta. We bet she’s the more grounded of the two girls but, really, that’s not saying a whole lot!

We doubt SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is too terribly torn up! She was seen leaving late into the night with her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Julien. The pair were supposedly heading to his home for a little late night booooooty call! Sin-alicious!

CHARITY Jewell was spotted having a very serious conversation with Head Pussy Panther! We hear both of them were sporting some very somber expressions!!! Jewell was evidently quite concerned for Panther’s well being. We sure hope everything’s okay!

Downstairs in the Annex, Taneth was briefly spotted during Fight Night! Taneth spottings are so few and far between these days that we can’t help but get excited!!! Quite a few of her friends have been worried about her these days when she does appear but we hear that she sounded relatively coherent and appeared to be in good health Sunday night. That’s a relief!

Rory was overheard asking Speedster Nova if she could move into his house in the event that “The Diamond” Smokin’ Sartan throws her out!!! OMG!!! Would he really toss his pregnant wife out into the streets?!?! This fuels the rumor that there is something blooming between Smokin’ Sartan and his former girlfriend, Baroness of Dockside Jaycy! Sartan has denied those rumors on many occassions but this news certainly doesn’t help quelch those reports.

Admist reports from several legitimate sources that Luscious Lydia had been shot recently, she appeared in the Annex albiet a bit shakily. She looked STUNNING though in a beautiful blue dress!!! We really thought that considering the reports of her violent brush with danger, Grem would reappear to take care of her. Unfortunately, Lydia was alone when she was seen. Yet, she had a smile on and seemed to be in an upbeat mood! We really hope the best for her!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen hanging out with Speedster Nova late into the evening. They just seemed to be chatting with no flirtatious looks flying. However, we really dig these two as a couple. Big Britches Erin needs a sarcastic jerk to keep her in place! Cowboy Jake won’t keep her attention for very long. Make your move Nova!!!

Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG!!! TRASH-tastic Jade is a nut!!! We love her for her nuttiness but she’s a nut, none the less. Even after she discovered just what her Demon Playboy Damien has been up to, she has evidently taken him back. Not only that but she made quite the scene Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn kissing and loving on him while telling Rhy just how much he means to her!

It seems that Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are still going strong! They both seemed not to have eyes for anyone but one another. This one has quickie marriage, quickie pregnancy, and quickie divorce written allllll over it!!! It’s burning too hot, too fast!!! Where’s Dean’s frat brothers to reign him back in?!?! Just slow it down, kids! There’s no rush!

Lang and Kacey were overheard discussing politics and, wouldn’t you know, were the most intelligent sounding pair in the room! They both seem to agree that the governor has no real power because there are too many powerful people in RhyDin who get away with whatever they want. However, they also seemed to agree that it’s better this way because power in the wrong hands could be very bad for the city. We can’t help but agree with them!!!

It seems that we’re not the only ones to find this Davarin and Kacey situation interesting. Lang was overheard questioning her at length about the new/old relationship and seemed quite happy for her!!! We HEART Lang!!! Not all of her friends are sold on Davarin, though. We hear that Basalt threatened Davarin with violence should he hurt dear Kacey! Now that’s a threat that any man would balk at!

We hear that there are signs that Atalanta has moved on after her brief tryst with Demon Playboy Damien! Evidently, Atalanta was seen pulling Locke tightly to her by his shirt and had quite the intimate conversation with him!!! Demons! Blue elves! That girl likes them a bit on the freaky side, no?!?!

Gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort is quite the ladies’ man! He was seen flirting it up with a dark-haired cutie named Liddy in the Annex during Fight Night. G’nort likes to take his flirting to the ring but he seemed a bit distracted by Liddy’s assets because she took a close win over the much more experienced and accomplished duelist!

Later into the night, New Girl Hottie Alyson was seen chatting with New Guy Hottie Chase about their common passion — spaceships!!! Our sources understood little of what was said as other worldly things are so over our heads but there was no mistaking the shared chemistry!!! We’re LOVE CHEMISTRY EXPERTS!!! And they’ve sure got it!

Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Dogs are such chick magnets! Awesome Alain seemed to get a lot of attention with his furry friend from the laaaadies Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! The dark-haired beauty Atalanta and sweetie Maeve were both seen cuddling with the bundle of fur. Tip to men everywhere — if you need a date, buy a dog, sit in a public place, and then let the dog work it’s magic!!!

We hear there was quite the ruckus in the kitchen that night as well! It seems TRASH-tastic Jade did some baking once she heard the news of Demon Playboy Damien’s shenanigans with the HAWTIE Atalanta. Carbs will only make your hips wide, dear! They won’t make your boyfriend stop cheating! We hear that Damien had the nerve to stick his head in the kitchen and TRASH-tastic Jade read him the riot act!!! We sure hope she found some self-dignity and booooted him to the curb!

We hear that gubernatorial candidate Wolv was promising people jobs in exchange for their votes Saturday night. Our sources say he seems to already think he’s a shoe-in for the job! A little presumptuous, no? And doesn’t promising people jobs for votes sound a little…. oh, we don’t know… ILLEGAL!!! Speaking of Wolv, he got in quite the spat with Awesome Alain!!! Some very harsh words were exchanged. Arguing with a successful local business leader in the middle of the Inn?!?! Not a good sign. Who is running that man’s campaign?!?!

Not all the action was INSIDE the Inn. It seems quite the snowball fight proceeded outside the Inn with Kacey and her new man Davarin! She was laughing like a school girl and the pair had grins on their face that just couldn’t be wiped off. AWWWW! We’re really starting to like this guy. He must be pretty amazing to turn quiet, somber Kacey into such a giggling mess of fun!

HAWTIE tender Sid was behind the bar late into Saturday night and, as always, her man Scottie was at her side. Those two seem absolutely inseparable! Even when they’re not touching/kissing/carrying on, they seem to ooooooze of sex!!! How can you not just loooove it?!?! Our sources always report back that they feel randy just being in the same room with all that sexual tension!

Sylvia was seen hanging out with a collection of her friends and, my, was she in the jovial mood!!! She entertained the likes of Hawk, Piper, and Eless with her witticisms and was loose with her smiles. Such a classy, darling woman she is! Speaking of her friend, though, Piper spent the night chatting with that group while Peredhil spent the night laughing with Miss Mercy! SAY IT AIN’T SO!!! Perry didn’t even acknowledge Pipes!!! Le sigh. We’re almost ready to give up on both of them!

DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a pretty intense conversation with Awesome Alain in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night! Our source tells us it was in regards to business, specifically Rena hiring Alain for a certain task. It must be something she wants to keep quiet if she’s bypassing her friends and going straight to her DoD sister’s competition for help!!! We’ll keep an ear… or twelve… out!

We just can’t quite figure Hodge out! She was originally deemed “Rix’s girl” as soon as the pair started hanging out together but lately she’s been seen spending most of her time with his two best friends — Sartan and Nova. Saturday night she and Nova seemed pretty chummy. We’re withholding judgment currently.

More interestingly, the former Baron Nova was overheard stating to Hodge that he would return from retirement should Big Britches Erin become Overlord!!! That’s almost too good to be true!!! We wonder what Erin did to earn Nova’s loyalty?!?! Erin’s like that one actress that all the directors knows will spread her legs on the casting couch!

Posted: January 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade was a mess Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Evidently, she’d heard from someone that Playboy Damien had been macking on another girl the night prior. Randy Rhy didn’t believe the rumors which leads us to question if she is blind or just plain stupid!

Our sources claim to have spotted Savannah briefly at the bar downing a Badsider!!! We’re SHOCKED! She hasn’t been seen since Soerl’s wife returned to town! We thought she’d slunk off into the night. We’re glad to see that the hottie is still around!

Speaking of people that haven’t been seen in public in a while, Deadbeat Dad Alex and the OTHER Other Woman Yami were seen at the bar and, while Alex had Yami’s attention, Alex seemed to be flirting with ANOTHER woman!!! Man, he sure gets around! He must have charm oozing out of every orifice of his body!

Kacey was seen in the Inn again with her new (old?) man, Davarin. The pair seemed to be in a hot and heavy conversation and he was even caught holding her hands! It’s definitely nice to see that there’s a man alive that can make that somber woman smile!

Now you all know how much we hate to say negative things about Alysia. We’re desperately afraid that she will separateus from our head or carve out some vital organ with a spoon! However, she was looking quite out of it Friday night in the Inn. It seems she was attracting quite a bit of attention from those that she knew for her odd behavior….. but she was still DAMN sexy!!! ….Maybe that’ll keep us out of trouble!

Our sources say that the smile that Peredhil leveled on Piper when she walked back into the Inn after being gone for several days could have lit a city block!!! Unfortunately, Pipes missed the good cheer as she was thoroughly distracted. Le sigh. These two are never going to get over their politeness and just GET IT ON already!!! Perry and Pipes sat with DoD-er Rena and the DIVINE Storm to chat and catch up with one another.

Downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena, The Gov Kitty was being questioned on her wedding plans YET AGAIN!!! It seems that woman can’t go anywhere without everybody shooting her a million questions about the event. Clearly, the entire city is waiting on pins and needles for it!!! We can’t wait until they announce a date!!!

The dueling brothers made an appearance later into the night!!! Our sources say that former overlords/barons Cletus and Magnus both were seen in the Arena looking for duels. That usually means only one thing — the boys are preparing for a challenge. Considering that the old heat between the pair and Gubernatorial candidate Karen has been stirred up once again on the cork board, it’s certainly not surprising. We wonder if Karen will be all that thrilled if the city starts becoming aware of her long-standing grudge with the prominent family!!!

Hodge seemed all sorts of excited to see Smokin’ Sartan in the Arena Friday night!!! She certainly seems to haaaaang onto his every word. We’re telling you! There’s something to this! We think that the married man’s eye is starting to wander to the dark-haired beauty!

Posted: January 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is such the troublemaker!!! She was seen Tuesday night at the bar chatting up Damien in that flirty way that one has come to expect between the pair. Damien seemed to be attempting to convince her to put out while Stitch looked on telling her to stand strong against the demon’s flirtations. Certainly it’s not surprising that Damien was playing the role of devil on Kairee’s shoulder but who would have suspected Stitch of playing the angel on the opposite shoulder?!?!

We totally HEART Tuesday nights as of late!!! Recently, two of our favorite tenders have been spotted behind the bar that night on a regular basis! The sweet Amber has been there to sling the drinks while SUUUUPER Des has showed to greet the patrons and keep them in line! What a fabulous duo these two make! Amber makes a great sidekick super hero to SUUUUPER Des!

Frat Kid Dean doesn’t seem to go anywhere without his fellow Frat Kid Tyler. Those two boys seem ABSOLUTELY inseparable! However, it doesn’t seem to bother Rhy very much. She joined them anyway and made herself at home on Dean’s lap. We’re told that things are really heating up awwwwfully fast between Dean and Rhy and that some of their friends are more than a little considered by just how quickly they’ve gotten HAWT and HEAVY!

Kacey seemed more than a little shocked to run into one of those tall, dark, and handsome sorts. We’re told his name is Davarin and there certainly seemed to be quite a bit of shared history between the two!!! Although, usually one of the coolest, calmest, and most collected women in the city, Kacey was quite clearly jarred by seeing the man. Their quiet but INTENSE conversation ended with the pair in an embrace!!! It seems our dear Kacey has an old lover back in her life. Iiiiinteresting! We’re certainly going to keep our eyes peeled for this one!

The Gov Kitty was overheard heaping out some witty dating advice Tuesday night! Excellent! We think she’s perfect for the gig. Either Keaton needs to get her a show on his radio station or Amal needs to get her a permanent article in the Oracle. The Gov Kitty certainly found a career after politics!!! We weren’t the only ones amused by her answers. Hawk was seen listening in and was certainly amused as well!

DoD-er Rena and Edible Eless were overheard chatting about the obvious chemistry between Pipes and Perry which they have been attempting to deny!!! It seems that Potter Piper was making a delivery for several days and wouldn’t be returning until the weekend. Eless stated that she had seen Peredhil the evening before and he was ALREADY missing her!!! How sweeeet!

Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris was seen in the Outback complaining that all the duelists were already in a ring to the caller on duty, Mini-Frank Cor! It seems that the blue-haired one was quite anxious to get a couple duels in to get ready for the tournament this weekend. What tournament you ask?!?! Well, the Diamond Quest, of course!

Miranda was overheard asking HAWT New Girl Alyson when her date with HAWT New Guy Chase was and Alyson immediately balked at it being called a date. Instead, she referred to it as “hanging out for lunch”. WHATEVER! It’s so a date, sweetheart! And you better count your lucky stars because there is more than one woman in this city who would take that hottie pilot off your hands!

Wyh Not took over for Cor later into the night and called a match between Smokin’ Sartan and the gorgeous Hodge!!! There was VERY LITTLE violence in this match but quite a bit of flirting!!! The pair argued playfully as they shoved one another around the ring!!! Drama, drama, drama!!! We were the first to report to you, our loyal readers, that Hodge seemed to have a thing for the married man and now it appears that it may be MUTUAL!!!

Speaking of drama involving hot, young, single girls and married legendary duelists, Erin was overheard telling someone that she can’t smoke anymore. She can’t?!?! Could the rumors be true??? Could G’naughty G’nort really have knocked her up??? There are certainly rumblings around town about it and several newspapers reported that Erin was seen leaving G’nort’s house wearing only a men’s shirt. And it would explain the sudden aversion to her beloved cigarettes!!! What would Kaja have to say about this?!?! It’s time for a BABY BUMP WATCH!!!!

Posted: January 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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