What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FIFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Frat Boy Dean expressing frustration over Frat Boy Tristen’s heartbreak over TRASH-tastic Jade seeing other men. It seems that relationship is over before it even began. Frat Boy Dean didn’t see the big deal as he could always get a new “chew toy”. Classy. We wonder if he feels that Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy can be replaced as easily???

- Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade being cornered in a booth by Charlotte! OMG! OMG! OMG! After all that Dakota put Charlotte through, she can’t be happy that her dear friend Jade is now dating her ex. They kept their conversation low so we have no details. We would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one!

- Brian and his lovely wife Jenai seen spending some quality time together outside the house! It’s good that these two are back in town. Not only are they delicious but they’re also completely unpredictable! Love it! And we love that their marriage still seems to be going strong!

- Trinala telling Awesome Alain that she is currently dating one of his employees and later attempting to convince him to attend Beltane. He didn’t seem all that convinced. Can you even imagine Awesome Alain at Beltane??? Dark, dangerous, and handsome? Check, check, check. Festive, merry, and light? Most certainly not!

- Crazy Train Tara charming the menfolk! It seems time away from RhyDin hasn’t put any rust on her seduction techniques. She was overheard offering her…. er, services to Awesome Alain, Grem, and Psycho Skid. Grem was the only one who seemed quite against the idea! We feel there is some back story between the pair that we would love to know!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee telling Frat Boy Quinn that he seems “easy to domesticate” when he told her of his dislike for commitment! We’d love to see SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee break one of those frat boys in, wouldn’t you???

- Monica gushing to PAARTY Girl Atalanta who was tending bar about the many wonderful attributes of PAARTY Girl Chase! NOOOOOO! This girl is a goner! We hear that she’s quite the fan of Chase’s music and while we must admit that Chase is quite the musician, she’s just a GIANT mess! Mamas, don’t let your little girls grow up to be rock stars!

- Krazy Kitty gearing up to send us for a swim! No joke! It seems that she was overheard telling Eless just how much she’s looking forward to seeing us in the dunking booth for the Saturday Beltane festival! Well, it all goes to a good cause, right? We sure hope she’s planning on taking a turn in the seat of honor once our tour of duty is up! Wouldn’t the citizens of RhyDin like to see that???

- Therapist Chryrie hauling off and SLAPPING Psycho Skid for kissing her! That boy’s got some big ones! What makes us wonder even more for his sanity is that he actually seemed to enjoy the slap! He is definitely the interesting sort.

- Crazy Train Tara kissing Anubis! Good Lord! What is WRONG with that girl??? Isn’t it Krazy Kitty’s job to keep her in check??? Her fawning over him didn’t end there! She delivered him drinks and massaged his shoulders. We’re shocked that there are women that will do this by choice!

- Lord Brutin and Baker sharing a table together! Certainly an oddity in and of itself but to make matters even more curious (and amusing) the pair were discussing how one finds a good slave girl. They were joined by DoD-er Eve who only made the entire thing even more of a giant belly laugh! We almost feel badly for poor Lord Brutin for being subjected to those two!

Posted: May 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh no! OH NO! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are evidently trying for a baby and made their intentions very well known Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. When will the city ever be safe from those Booze Sisters reproducing??? Booze Sis R.R. Rhy spent the rest of the night entertaining Dean’s Frat Brothers and several of their other male friends by prancing around in a mini skirt. We certainly hope you enjoy your lovely little form now, R.R. Rhy! Have you ever SEEN a pregnant woman??? Juuuust you wait until your boobs become massive un-hot engorged torpedoes that are so sensitive to the touch that you’d punch a man for attempting to enjoy them, there’s stretch marks crisscrossing what used to be perfect skin, shaving your legs becomes a two-day ordeal, and your belly deserves a zip code of its own!

Rocky Road Rhy got her fellow Booze Sis in a bit of trouble when she revealed to Wolv a couple bedroom secrets that Aly had told her! OMG! What we wouldn’t give to hear a couple of those! We’re surprised that Wolv’s surprised, however. Doesn’t he know that’s what women do??? Gab to their friends! We think that half a woman’s enjoyment over sex comes from being able to dish about it to her girlfriends the next day!

As usual when Aly’s about, the conversation with her and Wolv took on a very naughty nature! Man, do we love her! Evidently, Amnesiac Tara took exception to the dirty talk and decided it was not appropriate for Amthy’s ears. Now we love Amthy as much as the next person but do you really think that sexual innuendo is something that she actually comprehends??? We’re thinking that’s a giant “NO”! What can you do, though? After all it is Amnesiac Tara and Amthy.

Soooo according to our sources the news that we are scheduled to take part in a dunking booth on the second night of Beltane is out as the brunette twin Spice was overheard mentioning it in the Inn to Awesome Alain, Eless, and Taneth! After several discussions with the naughty twin, we have indeed hesitantly agreed to celebrate Beltane in GRAND FASHION! To raise money for the Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, we will become your victim in a dunking booth for the May 3rd festivities in the Marketplace! We sure hope it won’t be chilly that night! After all the drinking and dancing on Friday night in the Glen, come take aim at yours truly in the market on Saturday while partaking in some scrumptious treats and faaaaabulous games!

Speaking of Awesome Alain, he’s definitely having fun with life as one of RhyDin’s most eligible bachelors! He’s been seen with the brunette twin Spice on several occasions and Wednesday night he was flirting it up with PAARTY Girl Chase! He’s certainly starting to adopt a type — young, frisky, and not at all looking for a relationship! The pair were actually seen leaving the Inn together in the late evening hours. Can you say “booty call”??? Well, well, well, they all are grown adults!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake sure seems to keep himself in some AWFULLY good company these days! He’s got so many beautiful birds knocking on his door, how will he ever choose amongst them??? Perhaps he simply won’t choose! He was seen exchanging a couple flirty lines with Hottie Hodge who we, unfortunately, haven’t seen in a while! It’s good to see her back in action! His pleasure didn’t end there! He was also seen in the company of that new little smoking hottie Molly who was overheard telling him just how much she’d like to see him nekkid! OMG, Cowboy!

LydiBane keeps on chugging! In fact, Luscious Lydia was spotted in the Outback Wednesday night mentioning to Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran that it makes her nervous to watch Cute Single Dad Bane in a ring! We find that cute! Cute Single Dad Bane was duking it out with Locke but Locke didn’t stop there. He took on Warlizard Bran later into the night as well! By the time Locke made it for his shift behind the bar in the Inn, he was pretty bruised and gimpy! We still think he’s MAJORLY hot! He’s love to brawl only makes him HOTTER!

Posted: April 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG, peoples! The love fest between Frat Boy Dean and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy MUST end! The pair were up to their lovey dovey routine again Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn. We can’t take anymore of their cuddling and pet names. We’re dying for a big blow-out fight between the pair! We’re hungry for some drama! Feeeeeed us!

Frat Boy Quinn is certainly the little trouble maker! He had a date to meet Booze Sis Hina at the bar Monday night but while waiting for her was working a very lovely blonde. Unfortunately for him, his date arrived juuuuust as the new girl seemed to be falling for his charms! We’ve got a feeling that Hina’s not the type of girl to be fooling around on! If you want to continue to sow your wild oats, drop the girlfriend, buddy! You’re only going to get into trouble in the end.

Although, Johnny wasn’t on duty Monday night that didn’t keep his wifey-to-be Sianna from putting him to work! We hearing that he was tending her rather than the rest of the patrons by filling her drink order. How cute! Although, there have been rumors floating around that the reason Sianna’s been keeping a low profile is that she’s already knocked up, our sources saw no signs that she’d have difficulty fitting into her wedding dress in a couple days! We believe those rumors to be completely bogus but we don’t doubt that she’ll be knocked up before the end of the year!

We hear that Alysia and Krazy Kitty were overheard discussing Therapist Chryrie’s recent moodiness and fiery temper. Krazy Kitty even stated that Chryrie is no longer wearing her wedding ring! What a bummer! We would feel bad for her but there’s already rumors circulating that Chryrie is spending a good deal of time with Hawk! Well, he’s certainly yummy enough to get one’s mind off a failed marriage! Good for her!

The room temperature jumped a good twenty-five degrees as soon as Den Mama Sid appeared behind the bar for her shift! The patrons certainly seemed happy to see her and we don’t think it’s just because she makes a mean martini! Man, do we love her! It’s good to see her back behind the bar regularly once again.

Bad Boy Wil was a bit surprised to hear that the rumors of Eless’s return are in fact true! He got the news from DoD-er Rena but seemed oddly unimpressed. WHAT?!?! Wasn’t he desperately, madly in love with her? He says he’s giving up on love but booo on that! We hear that he also propositioned DoD-er Rena if Potter Piper were to turn him down again. Classy, Bad Boy Wil. Very, very classy.

SPEEDSTER Nova was spotted in the Outback sporting a t-shirt that said “Ask me about bad parenting!” that was evidently courtesy of his daughter! HIGH-larious! We’re dying to meet this girl but evidently SPEEDSTER Nova is quite strict about keeping her out of the typical public venues. We love sassy teens! His dear friend (and fellow over protective father) The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan reassured him that he was an excellent father. Well, if The Diamond says it then it must be true…. right????

Posted: April 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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As if the Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade/Playboy Demon Damien break-up wasn’t messy enough, it got worse Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Allegedly, Demon Damien had slipped something in Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy’s drink causing her to get viciously ill. We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade was LIVID! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard telling Damien that Jade must still have feelings for him to be that upset. We agree with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee…. but we don’t think it’s the feelings that she’s thinking of! Jade seriously seems to despise her former man!!! Now we give the girl a lot of crap but there’s one thing you don’t do — mess with her girlz. It is definitely OVER between the pair!

Speaking of Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy, it seems she’s fooled us!!! We hear that she ran off with Frat Boy Dean and ELOPED!!! No lie! Unless someone is playing an extended April Fool’s joke on the Inn crowd, the pair are married. ALREADY?!?! Evidently the Frat Boys and Booze Sisters are all on board with this very speedy union. We’re still withholding our judgment. Speedy weddings usually lead to speedy divorces!

Was that Bookworm Caitlin flirting up a storm with the handsome Aaric??? Our source certainly had to do a double take but the girl actually appeared pretty smooth! Aaric seems to be falling for her charms pretty hard. He was even caught planting a peck on her. We definitely approve! Very cute pair!

OMG, Jolyon! You’re kiiiiilling us! After spending some one-on-one time with Ballerina Katerina earlier in the week, he was seen asking Juliane out to dinner with him. The Smith girl accepted without hesitation and the pair were seen leaving together. We are absolutely sure that he is destined to marry a Smith girl! The only question is which one?!?!?

Lucky Lucien asked Krazy Kitty the question that is STILL on everyone’s mind — when is she finally tying the knot with Tass??? Kitty’s answer? “Eventually.” That’s not what we want to hear! She said she’d make sure that everyone would know when the event would occur. In fact, she said she’d allow us to plaster all over the city!!! That Krazy Kitty better give us the exclusive! We sooooo deserve to make THAT announcement!

What in the world?!?! Potter Piper is evidently back in town!!! But that’s not the surprising part. The reason we are currently shaking our head in disbelief is that she walked into the Inn holding hands with Bad Boy Wil! Evidently, Potter Piper had given Bad Boy Wil a pottery lesson and then the pair stopped by the Inn for a drink. Does that sound like a date to you? Sounds like a date to us! Doc Eva and Izira joined them. We wonder if they were as surprised as we are! Is it just us or are you feeling a bit like Potter Piper’s stabbed Eless in the back??? Hm.

Posted: April 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Playboy Demon Damien was sulking again Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! He probably didn’t realize just the crap that he’d get for dumping Boozing Sister TRASH-tastic Jade. He sure was getting an earful from Boozing Sister Hina. It seems that Damien might be feeling a bit bad for how he’s been acting FINALLY! We hear that he was seen giving back the engagement ring he took from TRASH-tastic Jade and may have even apologized! We sure hope she doesn’t fall for it. He’s a playboy! How many more times does he have to prove that???

The brunette twin Serena was behind the bar with that trouble making tender Missy and had a giant armful of questions for DoD-er Rena about Rena’s past relationship with Serena’s sister’s man, Darren…. who happened to be there listening in on the conversation! Awkward? Neither woman seemed to think so. Rena was asserting that Darren’s not the somber man that he was several years ago! Can you imagine Darren as the serious sort??? We sure as heck can’t!

Wowza! It seems that Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy sure knows how to keep a relationship HAWT and SPICY! She sauntered her way into the Inn in a fitted gray knee length pencil skirt, a classic white button-down blouse, and black sling backs! What a naughty little librarian! She turned more than a few heads, including Frat Boy Dean. Way to make your man droooool, girl!

Antonio took over for the tending ladies later in the night and it was he that waited on the lovely Therapist Chryrie…. who seemed in need of a good listener herself. She declined Antonio’s offer to talk about whatever was on her mind, though. Instead, she just asked him to make sure that her wine glass was kept full. We sure hope everything’s okay with RhyDin’s favorite therapist!

DoD-er Eve made an appearance with Brale Brother Baker and, as usual, the insanity followed. Eve was overheard wondering aloud how she wound up catching the most romantic patron of the Inn. Sheer dumb luck, we suppose! The pair were evidently trying to corrupt the marvelous Ranger Hawk by feeding him some very poor pick-up lines to use on Alysia! Thankfully, Ranger Hawk was wise enough not to try them out and Alysia kept her threats directed to Brale Brother Baker.

The day after The Diamond Sartan declared that no duelist with a record of under 15 wins over losses should hold the Overlord title, Luscious Lydia was sporting a t-shirt that let her stance on the issue be known! The front said “Bane for Overlord” and the back read “Soerl for Overlord”! Good for her! We need that t-shirt! Or maybe we’ll make our own that reads “Commoners Do It Better”!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn’t believe him…. but evidently it’s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That’s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it’s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn’t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that’s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan’s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We’ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that’s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It’s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband’s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can’t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller’s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her “beautiful”! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We’re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn’s basement Arena…. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it’s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We’re already counting on that one! It’ll be a trash-talking lover’s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn’t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G’nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn’t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys’ Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He’s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn proved to be further proof that Hina is spending far too much time with TRASH-tastic Jade! Hina bounced her way in and was all to happy to start showing off all her new piercings. Le sigh! We had such high hopes for this one too. It seems TRASH-tastic Jade’s mourning period is OVAR, by the way! She was seen “entertaining” the Frat Boys with her lovely charms. In fact, it seems that Frat Boy Dean is interested in hooking her up with Frat Boy Tristen! A Frat Boy is certainly a big change from Demon Playboy Damien!

As for Hina, perhaps the whole Mini Frank Cor confusion has become too much for her! She doesn’t seem to be willing to wait for Not Mini Frank Cor/Mini Frank Cor. She was also seen hanging out with a Frat Boy of her own. We couldn’t catch this one’s name…. but does it really matter? Those kids multiply like cockroaches! We just cannot keep up! Skid didn’t seem all that happy with her new Frat Boy friend nor all the time she’s been spending with TRASH-tastic Jade. In fact, he seemed a weeee bit jealous! It’s funny how a man’s tune can change the minute the woman he dropped starts becoming popular with the menfolk, eh???

WHAT?!?! We were almost entirely convinced that Jolyon had chosen a Smith girl and it was Ballerina Katarina…. but now we’re lost and confused AGAIN! Jolyon was seen hanging out with the adorable Juliane in the Inn and was even overheard telling her how “lovely” she is! We’re totally at a loss. Could Jolyon be playing the Smith girls???

Peredhil only seems to be confirming reports that Pipes and Perry are kaput! He was seen in the Inn chatting up another lovely woman. We hear this one goes by the name Wren and that she’s a new arrival to town. We don’t doubt that he’ll find another young woman in no time to grace his arm! Peredhil ooooozes that sort of gentlemanly charm that the ladies go wild for! Later he was spotted hanging out at a table with Johnny AND his bro-in-law-to-be Hudson! OMG! Can you come up with a hotter trio of RhyDin bachelors??? The three were discussing Johnny’s upcoming nuptials which we just cannot wait for!

Krazy Kitty and Tass just cannot seem to keep their hands off one another! We are continuously shocked by the change in Krazy Kitty since Tass returned. The pair were seen occupying a table and chatting with DoD-er Rena and her Boy Toy Aaron. In fact, Krazy Kitty dropped the knowledge that before Aaron met Rena, he’d asked Kitty to set him up on a blind date with one of her friends. Krazy Kitty was congratulating him on landing on of her friends all on his own!!! It seems things are smoothed over now between Rena and Aaron. He seemed to be downright cuddly with the woman.

Things definitely seem to becoming more heated between Bad Boy Wil and that girl Siren girl. We still don’t know what to think about this one. Of course, Eless did leave Bad Boy Wil and he has been pretty heartbroken. We just have the feeling he’s moving too soon! This has got to be a rebound relationship and rebound relationships aren’t good for either party! We guess we’ll all just have to wait and see!

Awww! Have we mentioned just how adorable we find Locke??? He was overheard asking PAARTY Girl Atalanta to be his date to the wedding of Johnny and Sianna! When she accepted, he was absolutely BEAMING! Good for him! We think he’s definitely a good influence on the girl. Maybe she’ll start spending more time with him and less time with the troublesome PAARTY Girl Chase!

Speaking of an “Awww” moment, Lydibane are just too cute! It seems that Luscious Lydia had a bad day and Cute Single Dad Bane wasted no time in wrapping his arms around her and to whisper sweet nothings her way. The pair are definitely growing on us! In fact, if the Gov MAN-tastic Matt and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy don’t watch out, they just may lose their title as Cutest Outback Couple to the Lydibane!!!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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