Save the Garden Gnomes Tuesday!
For crying out loud! Is there a classy bone in Darcy’s body??? Would she know classy if it walked up and popped her upside the head??? She was overheard Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn trying to get another jello wrestling event together. You know, some people work to find homes for orphans, some people fight evil monsters threatening to take over the city, some people try to stomp out poverty and Darcy tries to bring people together to drink copious amounts of alcohol and waste food by rolling around in it so that men can drool over her. Fantastic. And, of course, Dean was feeling the action. Ugh. To make matters worse she was actively promoting the event and trying to get women to sign up. AND IT WAS WORKING!!! We hear that even our adorable Amber started talking about wearing a bikini to wrestle around in some jello. Say it ain’t so!
It just seemed a night entirely based on drinking, debauchery, and dumb kids. Aaron rolled in trying to get people to vote for him as he campaigned on a platform of wet t-shirts, beer, and girl-on-girl action. Wonderful. We hear that Quinn eagerly agreed to support him. Big shock there. Maybe she and Dean are made for one another.
We hear that at least Susan was not feeling Aaron’s pitch for governor. She told him that wet clothes and politics don’t mix and that if he touches her he may not keep his hand. Awesome. That girl scores some major brownie points in our book!
It certainly doesn’t seem like this Kate would have anything in common with Fio… other than maybe that they have both banged Ali. Oh, come on. You know you think Kate has too! Anyway, it seems they’ve been getting along swimmingly. The pair were again seen chatting at the bar and then seem to be becoming fast friends. Since Kate seems way more normal than the people that Fio usually hangs out with, we’ve got to think that this is a good thing. Kate was overheard asking Fio when her due date is so we finally know when to expect the baby! Fio said late August or early September! A fall baby! Yay!
That mystery guy who we mentioned was seen with that Riley girl has a name and it’s evidently Daniel. The pair were seen chatting with Kendall (Yep, Kendall! Haven’t seen her around in forever!) and we hear that he’s opening an Indian restaurant here in RhyDin! Awesome! Give me some naan and kadai chicken and I’m one happy boy! We can’t wait until that place opens up. He seems on the surface to be a pretty decent catch. A man that can and is willing to cook definitely deserves a second look. If you ladies are interested you better get a move on. It sure looks to us like Riley is getting ready to lay claim on him…. if she hasn’t already!
Duci looked on in a mixture of horror and amusement as Crazy Train Tara roasted a gnome and then fed it to Sal…. in the middle of the Inn. That odd combination of horror and amusement seems to follow Crazy Train Tara wherever she goes. We understand that Darcy was actually seen carving the gnome like a turkey. OMG! GNOMES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!! Some celebrity should take “Save the Garden Gnomes!” on as their next big publicity stunt — eh, we mean “charity project”, of course.
Thorne was seen calling on Twilight Island Tuesday night. We hear that he was overheard trying to come up with a nickname for Esperwind. Ehhh… probably not a good idea. One of his friends should clue him in on Esper’s reputation. He’s not a nickname sort of guy. We do have to admit that we’re glad that Esper’s back but we’re waiting on pins and needles to see who he will lay into first! If Thorne’s not careful, it may very well be him! Our sources spotted him in a ring at some point with Archmage McPretty (we just had to steal the nickname Harris gave her) Sivanna! What an interesting match, no??? It seems she and that husband of her’s, Alec, are still doing well. Bummer! We still have hopes that someday she’ll realize that she’s desperately in love with Neo.
Edited: April 1st, 2010