Harris likes to surround himself with young women, that’s for sure. The easier the better! And Spade is certainly one of the easiest in town. We’ve lost count on the number of laps she’s been spotted on. Anyway, Harris was overheard saying that if his wife ever leaves him that he will marry Spade. Wonderful. That’s exactly what the world would need. Now the question is whether or not he’s above cheating on his wife??? We’re thinking he’s not and we’re pretty sure that Spade would have no problem sleeping with a married man.

We thought that the Many Faces of Fio was really adjusting to this whole motherhood thing but she and Lil’ Bit Lirssa were really at each other’s throats! There was quite a bit of bickering between the two before Awful Ali entered. It seems like it was all over L.B. Lirssa not telling T.M.F.O. Fio where she had dinner but we’re betting that there was something deeper to it. Could it be all those looks that Awful Ali has been shooting Eleanor??? We hate to say it since the Gossip GangSTAR himself married T.M.F.O. Fio and Awful Ali but there definitely seems to be  some chemistry between Awful Ali and Eleanor.

The night was not entirely depressing! There were a couple cute couples about! Sianna was present to keep her hubby, Head of the Fam Johnny, company during his shift! And Doc Eva and her man, Mason, were also about for the first time in quite a while. By the looks that they were shooting each other we have a theory on where they’ve been spending their time! Things certainly haven’t cooled down in their bedroom, we’re guessing! Doc Eva was overheard asking Sianna about her twins. She said they were growing big and strong and are almost a year old! Can you believe that???

Down in the Annex, Ms. Wyh Not and SUUUUPER Des were busy hosting and calling the Sunday night Fight Night! What a HAWT pair of divorcees! It looks like one of them might actually be about to become off the market as well. A… well, wolf-man named Roran has been paying a lot of attention to Ms. Wyh Not and has been eager to spend time with her, it seems. He was seen Sunday night making sure that she had a drink and keeping to her side. Iiiinteresting! We’re not sure if we ever pegged Ms. Wyh Not as the muzzle dating sort but he definitely seems to be taking good care of her. C’mon, you’re dying to know all the details of this one! We know we are! We’re going to be keeping our eyes peeled to see where it goes.

Our Darling Taneth was definitely acting a bit strange! We hear that one of the many pieces of her was walking around the Annex, asking the title holders or the Governor if there was anything she could do for them. It seems she was on hand to serve them. Quite a few of them appeared more than a little uncomfortable with the idea. The Gov MAN-tastic Matt and the Crew’s Tical both told her that they could take care of themselves and urged her to have a seat while the Crew’s Ria egged her on for her own amusement. We hear that at one point O.D. Taneth asked the Governor if he would like…. a foot rub??? Ew. This is starting to get creepy. We sure hope Tormay fixes this Taneth situation SOON!

As further proof that FLAWLESS Koy isn’t so flawless these days, we hear that she totally went off on somebody in the Annex laaaate into the night and was even seen throwing a punch outside the ring! The punch did not hit its intended target and instead collided with a cup of tea that O.D. Taneth was bringing over for her. Wow. We’re glad that Taneth herself didn’t get hit! FLAWLESS Koy seems out of control! Our sources say that her husband, the Governor MAN-tastic Matt, had to literally escort her out of the room. Not good. Not good at all!

Surprisingly enough it seems that David and Ryan are still together and going strong. The pair were seen making cozy company in the Inn while sipping on apple juice and chatting to C.P. Amber about her run-in with “Santa”. And for those of you that are curious, she means Dean dressed as Santa. Our sources heard no mention of David’s sister, Darcy, and we’re forced to wonder what became of her after her break-up with Playboy Shane. She clearly must have taken it pretty hard because we haven’t seen much of her since. Such a shame!

OMG! THIS is why we LOVE Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! She strutted in Tuesday night despite the cold wearing a HAWT dress with a green bodice that flowed into a peacock feathered skirt. She looked To. Die. For. And, of course, she had Crazy Train Tara for where there’s one insane not-quite-human pain in the neck woman, she’s bound to have another in tow! For  some reason, C.T. Tara had an elk. We have no idea why. We don’t ask that question when it comes to C.T.  Tara. Often times the answer just creates more questions.

Anyway, according to our sources, L.M.A.M. Jewell was overheard telling her friends that she’s been travelling but she’s home now and looking forward to meeting up with all of her old friends. And meet-up she did! We hear that she seemed super happy to see her kegsister SUUUUPER Des who has just recently returned herself! Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan was all in a tizzy over her return… but when is Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan not in a tizzy over one woman or another??? L.M.A.M. Jewell proved what a Marc Franco lover she truly is (even though she’s tried to deny it for YEARS) by saying that she’s read our blog (or probably the print-out versions since she isn’t exactly tech-saavy) enough to be slightly worried about where S.P.G. Teagan’s lips have been. BE STILL OUR TEENY TINY LITTLE HEARTS!

Is there a reunion in the works between the Dread Pirate Stephen and his ex-wife L.M.A.M. Jewell??? She was overheard telling S.P.G. Teagan that she was done with pirates but when D.P. Stephen slung his arm around her and called her by his pet name for her, she didn’t seem all that done!

Umm… for some reason SUUUUPER Des and Brale Brother Reap were entangled on the floor together??? At least according to our sources! And when are our sources EVER wrong! B.B. Reap is certainly a hit with the ladies these days, no? We’ve seen him spending time with everything from the Inn’s resident bad ass to college sorority girls to Inn institutions! No idea what’s up with him but SUUUUPER Des is newly divorced and probably looking for a good time! B.B. Reap is certainly known for being a good time. We’re not going to judge you, girlfriend! Go on and handle your business!

The siblings DeAuster were about! It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen Daniel and Cieara slumming in the Red Dragon Inn but both were there as regal as ever. They only stayed long enough for a quick drink and to exchange pleasantries with Lucky Lawyer Lucien before hurrying off for dinner. As usual, though, Daniel didn’t have to be in the Inn long before he caught the attention of a young lady! Daniel is the sort of commitment avoiding heartbreaker that all young woman should try to avoid but never do!

Are Cowboy Jake and Marvelous Mira not the cutest things ever??? We’ve been just so disappointed and upset about their woes in love but maybe it was all just to bring them to this point. He is just the perfect gentleman that she needs in her life. We mark this relationship ‘GangSTAR Approved’!

B.B. Baker missed his partner in crime, Brale Brother Reap, by minutes evidently! Such a shame! It’s been too long since we’ve seen them in action together. That’s not to say that B.B. Reap isn’t fully capable of causing trouble all on his very own. We hear that he was overheard telling PJ (not the original one but the college girl) that Head Pussy Panther should install ale taps on the other side of the bar, should keep the dragons out of the Inn so they don’t blow snot on patrons, and there should be more breasts. We’re sure that H.P. Panther will get right on that. By the way, is anybody shocked that B.B. Reap became fast friends with a sorority girl???? Yeah, didn’t think so.

SUUUUPER Des two nights in a row??? We’re shocked! Pleasantly, of course! She was seen strolling into the Inn Monday night and greeted Mega Mom Icer. But it was her conversation with B.B. Reap that got our sources some MAJOR news! It seems that SUUUUPER Des is now MS. SUUUUUPER Des. She is no longer married! And you know what newly divorced women are looking for, right??? Sex without strings attached! You go get ‘em, girlfriend! B.B. Reap certainly looked interested.

Bekah and Lucky Lawyer Lucien were quite entangled late into the night when she arrived. It’s good to see that Crazy Train Tara hasn’t offed her yet. It’s really just a matter of time. We’re ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that C.T. Tara will not allow this to stand. You don’t date one of C.T. Tara’s men without her written permission. They didn’t last long in the Inn. Not soon after Bekah got there, L.L. Lucien was whisking her off…. and we can only imagine where he was taking her. There’s something entirely yummy about that pair!

Quite the crowd gathered in the Outback for regular dueling as well as for a match between Tass, the holder of Pathfinder, and the creature known as Jiggly! Tass took the first duel but Jiggly took two nail biters after that to secure the title. Old Man Tass put up quite the fight against the odd little creature, though!

Congratulations has to go out to Jiggly even though we’re pretty sure it’s not the reading sort!

Lil’ Bit Lirssa was overheard telling Real Estate Mogul Rena that she’s doing much better in her lessons these days… which we’re glad to hear! The pair did some catching up while watching the duels. And they were even joined by Doc Eva and Manly Mason! We hear there’s been some tension between R.E.M. Rena and Doc Eva since we’ve been away. No idea why. But things seemed fine and dandy Monday night as they hung out and watched the duels go down together!

Smokin’ Sartan is STILL trying to hook his boys up with no luck! Poor Speedster Nova is going to die a spinster! And Randy Rix is going to become a cat figurine collector! Slutty Pirate Teagan still seems far more interested in Smokin’  Sartan than either of his friends and while Smokin’ Sartan tried Maria, she didn’t seem all that enthused either. We know that Crew fans are going to accuse us of bringing up old, unfounded rumors and we’re sure that their respective representatives will issue official denials by morning but Maria and Hot Toddy Tical have been seen together a lot lately.  Take it for what you will!

FLAWLESS Koy really needs to get a handle on it! What is wrong with that girl??? She was seen trying to fight in a fair amount of pain Monday night and then when she pulled off those padded boots she’s been fighting in, she had cuts all over her feet! And they were bleeding everywhere! Why in the world was this girl in a ring??? Her husband, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, is going to be livid when he hears about this!!! We hear that Doc Eva went to work and lectured the Un-FLAWLESS looking Koy about fighting in her condition. Ridiculous!

That corny enough for you? Great! Onto the show!

We love Slutty Pirate Teagan because she never fails to entertain! It seems  she is not giving up on her desire to bed Smokin’ Sartan. Not that we can blame her. The guy seems to spend all of his time working out. However, that girl really cannot seem to get enough lovin’ to make her happy. She’s got to have some daddy issues… or self-esteem issues… or maybe a combination of them both. Later in the evening, Smokin’ Sartan was seen trying to hook S.P. Teagan up with his single buddies, Speedster Nova and Randy Rix. Either he’s a really bad wingman or she’s smarter than we think she is because she turned the boys down. Better luck next time, guys!

Oddly enough, Morgan showed up to duel! We hear that she had a less than stellar night but we can only hope that’ll bring her into the Arena more to hone her skills! There were quite a few old-timers not only dueling but also watching! In fact, Des was in the house! Yep, you read that right! SUUUUUPER DES! We’re so glad to see her back! You better believe we’re dying to know where she’s been, though! She was pretty tight-lipped about what she’s been up to as of late. She’s definitely a very private sort of lady but if we find out anything we’ll be sure to pass it along!

What is up with FLAWLESS Koy??? We really hate to say this because we absolutely adore the woman but…. is it just us or is she not looking quite so FLAWLESS these days??? We’re not just talking about those awful boots she’s been wearing (which she evidently has to wear because of an injury) but she down right just seems like a mess and there were no signs of change at the tournament while she hung out with Baroness Real Estate Mogul Rena and one of the warlords entered in the tournament, Kheldar. Our sources say that they rarely see her without Red Orc Brewery’s Skullsplitter Ale in hand. We sure hope she gets her act together soon. We don’t like to see this at all!

R.E.M. Rena had her new man, Rico, at her side while she watched the warlords battle it out. We hear that Cowboy Jake showed up for a while and invited the pair of them to a tree trimming party on his ranch. What fun! He also made sure to extend a very special invitation to the gal he’s seemed to have his eye on, Marvelous Mira, but Marvelous Mira didn’t really commit and suggested she may get stuck working. He’s hot, honey! And he’s polite and hot and good to you and hot! You HAVE to make that happen!

Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin had another date night in the Arena. The pair spent the night snuggled together and seemed to have a bet riding on the winner of the tournament. We can’t tell you what the bet was because it’s too graphic for even THIS publication but nevertheless we bet the boys had fun after the tournament. Both chose Wrecking Crew members with Sullen Sal put his hopes on Tical and D.S. Sin putting his on Kheld. Interestingly enough, the Crew guys had LOYAL Baroness (and fellow Crew member) Maria on hand to support his bid to win a chance to take down the Overlord.

In the end it was Sullen Sal who turned up the winner of the night when his pick ended up winning! Tical came out of the winner’s bracket after dominating the competition and defeated Joex who banged his way through the one-loss bracket. Therefore, it’ll be yet ANOTHER rematch between the Warlord Tical and Overlord Anubis!

Congratulations, Tical!

Maybe Grumbling Grem’s getting old! He seems a little off his game! Evidently someone… or something.. got the best of him because he was looking awfully beat up Monday night. We hear that Our Darling Taneth tried to console him but the Grumbler was being his usual sour puss self. And O.D. Taneth wasn’t the only one! Our sweet, lovely Cutie Carley (Oh, how we’ve missed her!) was in the Inn according to our sources and did her best as well. Only the Grumbler could resist the charms of O.D. Taneth AND Cutie Carley! We hear that his mood did improve some when Mad Kazzy entered the building. We STILL have no clue what the attraction between the pair is! They must have some really good sex or something.

So much for Darcy’s new guy! She didn’t seem like a taken woman at all as she was playing drinking games with Brale Brother Reap! No man wants their new girlfriend hanging out with a brale brother! At least we hear that there was no brale made this particular night. B.B. Reap was overheard saying that Darcy owes him “nakedness”. Woooonderful! And interestingly enough while Darcy was in the Inn flirting it up with B.B. Reap, her new man, Drake, was in the Outback talking about how much he’d like to see topless dueling. Wow. Definitely a short-lived relationship!

It seems that SUUUUPER Des might very well be a regular in the Outback on Monday nights again! That makes us sooooo happy! She was seen egging the crowd into duels in between her calls. She’s still been quite tight-lipped about what she’s been up to since she’s away and how her family is doing. We’re quite curious as to what’s going on in her life. Don’t worry, our loyal readers, if we don’t find out what’s going on soon, yours truly may very well have to make a personal visit to the Outback on a Monday night to get it out of her!

O.D. Taneth seemed to be having an awfully bad night! Her charms did not have work on the Grumbler and Sullen Sal, who usually can NEVER resist her, was not nice either!!! We hear that he pried a knife away from her so she didn’t poke her eye out as she was bouncing around and then stormed out when she tried to cuddle up with him. He actually hurt her feelings! NOT COOL!!! Sullen Sal should totally make it up to her. Neo certainly didn’t resist when O.D. Taneth cuddled up to him and we have to love him for it. Who doesn’t like a good hug from O.D. Taneth???

WHAT?!?! We hear that Duci mentioned the fact that Simmering Sivanna is moving in with some guy!!! We had no idea! The conversation certainly brought a blush to S. Sivanna’s beautiful cheeks. We have to find out more! Maybe a trip to the Outback really is in order because our sources seem to be missing quite a lot these days. We HAVE to know more! For example, who is this guy that seems to have captured S. Sivanna’s no-nonsense sort of heart???

An exhausted looking Prof. Jolyon only had eyes for his woman, Real Estate Mogul Rena! He made a beeline to her and the pair chatted the night away. It seems that Prof. Jolyon is still awfully worried about the missing Lil’ Lirssa. We’re sure the girl will show up soon. She always does! It seems that R.E.M. Rena is being a real anchor for Prof. Jolyon during these trying times. It seems that this pair is certainly moving along now!

The Many Faces of Fio was spotted with a dog. That’s just what every crazy girl needs — another living being that depends on them. Hopefully, Awful Ali will lend her a hand. He certainly seems to be spending a lot of time with her lately. The pair seemed completely enraptured with one another as they shared dinner and the company of the lovely Rekah. If A. Ali and T.M.F.O. Fio get any closer, we’re going to have to start calling them Alfio! This relationship is actually starting to grow on us. You have to admit that they’re pretty darn cute together!

That Kacey seemed awfully jittery! We haven’t seen much of her these days but she was in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night making short work of some scotch. When a fight erupted in the Inn causing some loud noises, she was seen jumping to her feet and appearing quite a bit startled. We sure hope things are okay with her! She was seen chatting with Chief Mischief Maker Eless later into the night. We’re sure that if anything’s wrong, C.M.M. Eless will make it right again! She’s just that AWESOME!

Speaking of C.M.M. Eless, we hear that she was interrupted while talking to Redhead Tara by Lil Lirssa who took the opportunity to pressure C.M.M. Eless to take on one of her friends as an apprentice. C.M.M. Eless seemed eager to accept the help. We hear that L. Lirssa has been spending quite a bit of time these days finding jobs for orphans. In a way it’s a shame that the girl seems so dedicated to non-profit work. If she took those skills and her mad crazy connections towards a for profit venture, she’d be rich within the week. All the better for the orphans of RhyDin that she has not! We’ve got to say that we’re greatly impressed by the little lady she’s turning into!

Well, well, well! It seems that Badsider Princess PJ and Brale Brother Reap are certainly looking like quite the couple! We hear that they were doing some major macking on one another. Surprisingly enough, we have a feeling that there might be more than one or two women in RhyDin who are disappointed that B.B. Reap seems to be a taken man! B.B. Reap has been keeping company with quite a few pretty women in recent months. B.P. PJ has always seemed to have a special place in his heart, though. Better believe we’re going to be watching to see where this heads!

You’re NEVER going to believe who was in the Outback calling duels Monday night!

How’d you guess??? That’s right! it was SUUUUPER Des! No word as of yet on where she has been hiding out or what she’s been up to in recent months. She was too concentrated on the matches to talk much to her friends. She certainly seemed to be in fiiiiine form, though! They don’t get any lovelier than SUUUUPER Des and we’re SUUUUPER glad that she’s back!

The Gov MAN-tastic Matt seemed a bit shaken. With the troubling news facing the city, it’s no wonder he’s a bit upset. It took a long conversation with FLAWLESS Koy to get him to calm down. Our sources reported back that he looked quite broken up. This second term certainly seems to be weighing on him! We hope that it doesn’t become a burden for their marriage! With a new baby in the house and challenging careers, we’re certain there under more than enough stress!

The bride was absolutely stunning in a pale shade of blue with an incredibly detailed beaded corset. The rumor is that none other than S’jira did that fabulous beadwork! That girl is totally going to have brides everywhere banging on her door as soon as pictures of S.P. Kitty’s dress leaks out! We also adore that Kitty chose blue! Although, the modern choice is white, we love the symbolism of loyalty and eternal love that lies behind the choice of blue. Those two qualities seem quite important to the pair so the choice of color was no doubt a very personal one. Our sources say (and yours truly can confirm) that Sex Pot Kitty had the widest grin stuck on her face through both the ceremony and the reception. We certainly have never seen her so happy!

Her groom, Tass, was even on his best behavior! There was not a whole lot of macking on other women and he stood patiently to greet the many guests after the ceremony.

The World’s Second Hottest Helston Fio (because not even Fio can upstage the bride on her wedding day) looked stunning in an elegant green dress with a yellow ribbon to draw attention to her slim waist. She was actually on her best behavior as well! Her usual antics were kept to a minimum even though Psycho Skid was not present to play babysitter. Did he miss a sight or what??? We have a feeling that the sight of T.W.S.H.H. Fio in that dress would have totally given him heart palpatations!

Speaking of heart palpatations, the gathered guests were mighty fine indeed! Quite the crowd of RhyDin’s finest turned out to support the couple!

SUPER Des made an appearance in a marvelous gown of purple silk with a snug bodice that flared outward at the skirt and was edged in only the finest lace.  Stunning as usual! And even the lovely Amber was seen standing on a chair in a hot red dress during the ceremony so that she could see over the tall folks in front of her.

Is it still a fashion faux paus to wear white at a wedding if the bride is not??? Topaz didn’t think so and we must admit she looked might fine in her gown which nearly looked sheer! It was gathered at the arms, wrists, and waist by gold filligree jewelry. She was, of course, escorted by her husband, Lucien, who looked quite stately in his own right. Ms. Wyh Not was also wearing a bit of white but it had an overlay of midnight lace that was patterned with snowflakes and stars! Really, one of our favorite dresses of the evening! The cut was stunning!

The DeAuster clan was properly represented by Lucius and Fiona as the DeAusters not showing up would have certainly been seen as an affront! Overlord Tormay was present in a fine looking tunic. We’re sure that his mother, Topaz,  is quite proud of what a fine-looking son she has raised! He spent most of the ceremony cuddled up and whispering with Taneth. We’re sure their own upcoming nuptials were on their minds! We know it’s on ours! We find it quite curious that True spent more time assisting Crazy Train Tara in averting a minor disaster than with his girl, Mira! Could this romance be sputtering out?

It seems that Alysia hasn’t left RhyDin yet! She was present and accounted for as was Lucky Lawyer Lucien. We hear that one of our new favorites, the dark-haired V was on the scene. She kept a low profile, however. Manly Mason can certainly spruce up! He was in a mightly find double-breasted suit and had some fine eye candy in the shape of Doc Eva. Accompanying each other to a wedding so comfortably??? These two are on a direct shot for a walk down an aisle of their own!

And on the note of another couple taking a walk down the aisle, when will it be Big Cat Panther and S’jira’s turn?!?! He could hardly have resisted her Friday night in the slinky lavender blue gown she was wearing! Panther, in a kilt, never seemed to stray too far from her side! Maybe we won’t have to wait too much longer to report news of a proposal.

We were disappointed in Tara’s black cocktail dress! Really, we were expecting more of her! However, her strange husband, Vasaris, did not disappoint! We hear that he filled in as the wedding officiant and that the ceremony proved to be most amusing for his presence! Tara seemed a wee bit embarrassed by her husband’s behavior but he did manage to get through the ceremony without insulting either the bride or the groom so, considering the man in question, we believe it was a win!

There were a couple confusing points for our poor sources! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seems NOT to have chosen a candidate for her heart after all! She attended with Verin, not Julian, and the pair were seen leaving together. Also, it seems that Saucy Serena (who was wearing a knee-length rose tiered dress) came with Randy Rix, not Awesome Alain. Yet, Awesome Alain was present and accounted for at least for a brief time. What?!?! Wait, it gets more confusing! Saucy Serena was seen spending a lot of time chatting with Prof. Jolyon (and this is certainly not the first time they’ve been caught together) who in turn was there with Real Estate Mogul Rena (working a fabulous knee-length sleeveless scarlet number).

We had a chance to question R.E.M. Rena and Prof. Jolyon as to whether or not they were there as a “couple” or not. All we know is that the question seemed to make R.E.M. Rena feel awkward and Prof. Jolyon did not mind in the least. What is our personal conclusion??? A big honking YES!!! We are 88.73% convinced that R.E.M Rena and Prof. Jolyon are a couple!

The look of the night had to go to Kid Doc Anya who was in a Heavenly Botique original! She paired raw peridots set in a platinum necklace and earrings with a similarly colored silk chiffon strapless gown… and totally ROCKED it! Faaaaabulous! Merchant Antonio missed the ceremony but took our advice and did not allow K.D. Anya to attend the entire event alone! He was there for the reception to keep wandering eyes from landing on his beautiful doctor! Nice move, M. Antonio!

Unfortunately, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was indeed alone! What a bummer! She did look totally fantastic as well and probably had our second favorite look (K.D. Anya’s necklace and earrings inched her ahead) in an incredibly sexy black and gold dress draped perfectly over her curves. We’re dying to know who the designer of it is and we have our sources working overtime on it! Fantastic!

It seemed that every where you looked there was another noteworthy face! The famous dueler, Xenograg, was among the merrymakers and was as stately as ever! Old Lady Collie was present and she also must have been quite proud as we hear one of her daughters made the dazzling jewelry that Kid Doc Anya was wearing.

All in all, a fantastic time was had by all and it really did live up to its billing as the Social Event of the Year! We cannot wait for C.T. Tara to try to top it for Tormay and Taneth, though! It’ll be quite a sight to see, we’re sure!

Congratulations, Kitty and Tass! We hear at the Gossip GangSTAR’s Den of Gossip have just one thing to say to the two of you –

It’s about damn time.

Oooooh! We hear that Ancient Tass was not at all happy to hear that Darling Taneth and the Overlord Tormay are getting married! Darling Taneth was spotted talking about his blow up with Krazy Kitty but D. Taneth didn’t seem to be taking Krazy Kitty’s man too seriously. Speaking of Krazy Kitty and Ancient Tass, we hear that Krazy Kitty is just waiting to nail down SUUUUPER Des in order to set a date for her wedding! We hear it may be as early as the end of this month.

Well, it’s about damn time!

Trouble, trouble, trouble! We sure were hoping that Manly Mason was a trouble causer! We might just be in luck! It seems he was spotted in the Inn with his head together with Chief Mischief Maker Eless. The pair certainly seemed to having quite the intimate little conversation! We wonder if Doc Eva knows about this! She strikes us as the type that would cause a serious stir if some chick was moving in on her man! MEOW!

Taneth’s friend, True, seemed awfully interested in the Charity Auction! He was seen questioning Mira at length about it. We’re not quite sure if his interest was really in the Auction or if it was in the pretty brunette he was questioning! Perhaps even it was a combination of the two! It’ll definitely be interesting to see who ends up with her!

Booze Sis Hina was spotted hanging out in the Inn with her ex Psycho Skid and Krazy Kitty. We hear the girl has another kid and has been left by another man. Poor, poor Hina! Somebody needs to take this poor girl under their wing and find her a good man! She’s got the WORST taste in them! We think that she shouldn’t have anymore sex until there’s a ring on her finger!!!! There’s a lot of women in this city who should start living by that rule!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We’re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that’s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, “the IDIOT”.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It’s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn’t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his “passion” (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis “crazy”. We think “crazy” might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D… but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones!  We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she’s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN’ Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We’re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!