Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wow! The men in this city are such PLAYERS!!! We’ve reported that Adrienne has been seen in the company of a man named Morgan recently who has seemed to really have charmed his way into her pants in the past week. We think this guy is a bit sleazy but he seems to have some game! Wednesday night it wasn’t Adrienne he was macking on but Hina who is certainly in a vulnerable place. In fact, he was seen leaving with her!!! Now Adrienne’s new to town but we don’t see Hina’s friends allowing this guy to take advantage of her. Morgan is seriously cruising for a bruising!

Frat Boys Cole and Dirk were spotted in the Red Dragon Inn hanging out with TRASH-tastic Jade and Rocky Road Rhy! The girls craziness seemed to seep into the boys who were acting a bit goofy themselves. Those two guys are still full of FIERCE hawtness, though! Such an adorable couple!

Rocky Road Rhy sobered up a bit when Brandon’s girl Lyren came in all a mess. It seems that Brandon’s missing and it was up to Rocky Road Rhy to console her! Awkward much??? Who goes to your boyfriend’s ex for sympathy??? Kind of odd, we think but all those girls are a bit left of center. Anyway, we’re sure Brandon’s fine. We don’t buy his good guy routine. We bet he went off with his boys on some gambling/boozing/womanizing trip and will be back in a week or two with a hangover and a lighter wallet!

DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper were overheard questioning Krazy Kitty on her wedding plans. It seems that she STILL hasn’t planned very much, including a date!!! We are starting to not believe it! We think Kitty and Tass have a secret date already picked out and they’re just not telling anybody to keep the press from finding out. What a freaking bummer! Kitty is also still dropping hints that they may, in fact, elope. NOBODY WANTS THAT!!! This has to be a giant nontraditional affair and we neeeeed an invite!

OMG, Johnny! You must do something! Katarina and Juliane are quickly becoming the two HAWTEST young bachelorettes in the city but with that distinction comes some mighty unwanted attention! The pair of lovely ladies were seen spending time with Jolyon and BAD BOY WIL! Ohz noez! Not Bad Boy Wil?!?! Johnny really needs to make sure those girls are escorted more often when they’re spending time in the Inn!

Big Britches Erin was overheard by one of our sources saying to Luscious Lydia that she’d marry SPEEDSTER Nova if she could!!! Heeeeellooooo! Maybe she was being sarcastic but we have a feeling that Redneck Jake isn’t going to be too fond of her saying that either way. He’s certainly the controlling type! In fact, Redneck Jake was indeed spotted in the Outback later in the night making sure that his girl wasn’t getting into any trouble. Erin is sooooo…. well…. whipped for lack of a better word!

Posted: March 15th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Between holiday festivities, dueling tournaments, and the governor race heating up, the city seems plenty busy these days. Perhaps it was all the other activities going on Saturday night that caused the Red Dragon Inn to be quite empty.

Our sources did spy governor candidate for the Socialist Unity Party, Anastas, out meeting and greeting the city’s voters. We’re withholding our views until we learn more about each of the candidates. However, we are a bit nervous by the fact that we just learned about this guy recently. Pay attention, though! Your Gossip GangSTAR will endorse a candidate in the coming months!!!

Speaking of people who have ringing endorsements from yours truly, the excellent Den Mama Sid was present behind the bar Saturday night to take care of the small crowd gathered. She was seen shooting stunning smiles on her very lucky man Scottie. Those two are such HAWTNESS!

Speaking of HAWTNESS, our sources spotted Potter Piper and Marvelous Maeve chatting together. Maeve looked a bit worried and she was even spotted FROWNING (which is certainly a rarity for her)!!! Piper seemed to be attempting to maintain a cheerful demeanor to keep her dear friend in good spirits. These two are such loooovely women!

WHORE-acious Erin seems to have picked a favorite candidate. She was overheard telling Cutey Carley that G’naughty G’nort is getting her vote!!! CRAZY?!?! RhyDin’s most infamous perv seems to have captured her heart but Cutey Carley seemed a bit more skeptical.  The twosome’s conversation came to a quick end when Hunky Carpenter Glenn approached and stole Cutey Carley’s attention.

Erin didn’t seem to mind much as just as Glenn joined them she spotted Amthy and Hawk!!! The pair seemed in excellent spirits and quite happy to be out and about again. In fact, the Ranger was overheard thanking Den Mama Sid for introducing him many months ago to his lovely Amthy. Hawk sporting a good-natured smile tended to getting their drinks as his bubbly lady playfully flirted with Zonker! We just ADORE Amthy and Hawk!

Earlier in the evening Erin was seen in the Inn’s basement Arena where G’naughty G’nort himself was calling. She was overheard discussing the woes of life as a model with Delicious Dirk. We’ll give you one guess which one we’d prefer to see half-naked in an underwear advertisement!!!!

Posted: December 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Tuesday night was a quiet night in the Inn. Ha! That is until Jewell and crew showed up and got her bachelorette party in fuuuuull swing! The first order of the night??? That all men take off their shirts! The second??? Everybody must be intoxicated by midnight!
Jade wandered in covering eyes and claiming that she did not wish to see all the nakedness. Shirtless and aled up, dynamic duo of Dirk and Cole “convinced” her otherwise. We’re not buying the act, Slutty Jade!
The party really got cranked up when the Badsider Brew model PJ (who appeared none the worse from her “fight” with Charlie the night before) showed wearing a t-shirt that claimed she had Jewell before Stephen! WOWZA! PJ aided in the removing of shirts by de-shirting her teammate Darren in a very HAWT scene.
Where has Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not’s husband been? Well, evidently he can’t show up to support her when she duels but he does come around when his wife may be surrounded by half-naked men. Perhaps if we started rumors that Mrs. Wyh Not was being hit on in the Outback and on the Island he might do his husbandly duties by showing up to support her!
And what would a night in the Inn be without Cute Single Erin throwing back shots??? We ADORE the girl but take a night to sober up, chickie! Erin was in full party mode and was even shaking her cute little bum while dancing on the bar! Even cute little Uriko was convinced to join them for a dance on the bar!
Then came the girl-on-girl action! What bachelorette party is complete without it? PJ seemed to be the center of it all. She got a handful of Erin’s booty and dipped her into a kiss. Charna smooched Jewell and then sextastic Charna and slutacious PJ engaged in a lip smacker!

After the girl-on-girl action came something a bit more…. odd. Evidently Robert skipped the bachelor party with his brother to be part of the girls’ entertainment. He gave his future sister-in-law a raunchy ale-aided strip tease! Man, oh, man!
The Inn wasn’t the only place to find loooovely ladies! Everybody’s favorite DoF caller Kalianna was back to hosting in the Outback after an absence! She kept all those boys in line and the rings active!

Vinny asked Uriko if she was ready for a tough match. Evidently he meant himself! We could barely get our source to stop laughing long enough to relay that piece of information. Really, the ego busters of the dueling venues are doing a terrible job of keeping these people in line. In the end, Vinny barely squeaked by with a victory. Do NOT like him!!!

And then to cap off an awesome night, the one and only Man-tastic Matt returned to the Outback to take over calling for Kalianna! It was so great to see the Duel of Fists’ leader back at the helm! We sure hope he can pull those opal holders back in! Some of them are getting a bit big for their britches! The FLAWLESS Koy was with him, eating take-out and catching up. They had a very amusing exchange as Koy attempted to explain her affiliation with DoD to him. WELCOME BACK, Matt-tastic!

Posted: June 7th, 2007 under Tournaments.
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