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We HEART domestic disputes in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re pretty sure that some people go to the Inn just to have it out in a public fashion. Drake and his girl (we’re not entirely sure if it’s just his baby’s mama or officially his wife) were heard debating about whether or not they should have more kids. Evidently they already have a daughter and his baby’s mama would like more. Drake doesn’t seem so sure he’s ready to have more right now. Of course, this led to his baby’s mama saying that he just doesn’t want to have more kids with her. Wow.

Why, Scotty? Why? That’s really all we can say to you. Why? For some reason, he thought it would be a fine idea to get Crazy Train Tara a phaser gun. She, of course, came running into the Inn Saturday night to show it off and ended up shooting some unsuspecting people. Let me just give you people a little hint. DO NOT GIVE THE CRAZY GIRL THINGS WHICH MIGHT MAKE HER MORE DANGEROUS! Isn’t Crazy Train Tara dangerous enough for you people? Doesn’t she threaten to bring death and destruction at least once a night? Should we really start arming her?

It seems to repay the favor, C.T. Tara gave Scotty Pandora’s Box. Or at least what she claimed was Pandora’s Box. She evidently was overheard saying to Brian that she had won it from Helen of Troy in a game of Texas Hold ‘Em. Wow. We don’t even know where to start with her. We do know that we’re a little uncomfortable with Scotty having Pandora’s Box if it is the authentic Pandora’s Box. Brian was not at all happy with C.T. Tara.

As for Brian, he seemed to be holding up pretty well in the face of the devastating family news he had received as of late. We hear that he’s been in charge of Jewell’s estate and the burial of her and her children. What an awful, awful task that must have been. Our cold, little hearts go out to him!

C.T. Tara was later overheard telling Prof. Jolyon that she’s six months pregnant with the devil’s child. No lie. Can you think of two beings you’d would prefer more not to have children? We can’t. There’s not a worse hypothetical situation we could come up with. Now she certainly doesn’t look six months pregnant… but we’re not ready to rule out this being entirely in her head yet. Prof. Jolyon was a bit distracted by his girl, Serena’s, curious behavior as of late. It seems that she’s been more than a little out of it and he was overheard asking Chief Mischief Maker Eless for help. We’re pretty sure that whatever trouble that girl is into, it’s entirely of her own making!

We hear that there was some sort of scare where Mega Mom Icer was attacked by some sort of magical being. Chief Mischief Maker Eless and C.T. Tara tried to step in but were unsure how to combat the invisible force. Fortunately enough, one of her hatchlings was present and shone with light which seemed to drive away the force. Wow. Never a quiet night in the Inn, huh?

Things were pretty hopping down in the Arena as well! Our sources tell us that Nice Guy Neo has been getting a LOT of attention from the higher ranks as of late. We hear that his matches are some of the most watched in the Arena and there’s a lot of talk about whether or not he’s going to be able to take a barony this time around. We have a feeling that he makes some of the old guard juuuuust a bit nervous with his talent! What’s so great about N.G. Neo is that he is SUPER humble about it.

Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Maria were seen at the bar having a discussion about a new foundation she’s starting. Evidently, it’ll be a program for girls to teach them how to protect themselves and how to duel. We’re hearing that Lil’ Black Book Jaycy is also involved and G’naughty G’nort is one of the donors. Wow. S.P.G. Teagan + Maria + L.B.B. Jaycy + G’naughty G’nort??? Working together in a charity??? Several of those members hate one another and none of them are exactly… well, normal. But, hey, people would say the same about us and our school for disadvantaged youths just wrapped up its first term and is gearing up for its second!

We hear Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was grinning like a silly school girl most of the night. Gah! Seriously. What is wrong with her??? She totally used to be such a cruel heart breaker and now she’s all cuddly and grinning. We don’t like it! It’s time for her to go cheat and ruin her personal life all over again. The new L.B.B. Jaycy is NOT an improved version. We blame Psly for destroying the woman we loved so dearly. Boo, Psly! Boooooo!

Interesting, interesting! We have a feeling that there’s a story behind this one! Evidently Misty (who is supposedly dating or, at least, sleeping with Thorne) was overheard apologizing to Simmering Sivanna for not being more careful about who she allowed “on board”. Simmering Sivanna told her not to mention it and that it wasn’t a big deal but her expression said otherwise. We’re dyyyying to know what happened between Simmering Sivanna and Misty. Anybody know??? Contact us! There’s definitely a reward on the line!

Speaking of very frank discussions, we hear that Thorne was seen having one of those with Kelathe. It had something to do with putting aside their differences over an incident which had led to Misty getting hurt. We have a feeling that everybody’s giving her the benefit of the doubt for N.G. Neo’s sake. We do hope some of those same friends are telling him to be careful with this girl. She’s a royal mess. At least she wasn’t crying Saturday night. That’s an improvement.

Wow! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt is kind of HAWT when he’s all pissed! Nobody told us he could be like that. No wonder FLAWLESS Koy is weak in the knees for him. Our sources tell us that he stormed his way into the Arena Saturday night and made a beeline for the Wrecking Crew’s Tical and Maria. Evidently, he had words with the Overlord and the warlord over a letter that one of their attorneys wrote him in regards to some tape. That’s all our sources could gather but it was not at all a pleasant discussion. Yeah, totally hawt!

Edited: January 4th, 2010

Launch of the GangSTAR Children’s Foundation / Fio and Ali’s Wedding!

We here at the Den of Gossip have been discussing how we may be able to give more back to the community that we love for well over a year. The GangSTAR Children’s Foundation came out of just these talks and we were thrilled to be able to launch it with a fantastic cocktail party in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night! It was, of course, all PINKED out! We named some great pink cocktails after Ehz’s nicknames for us — the Pinkoodle Fluff consisting of iced pink lemonade with a light rum in a hurricane glass and the Farfenpooter combining vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice black currant juice, and a dash of sour mix into a chilled martini glass. There were also waiters in well-tailored black suits complimented with pink ties making the rounds around the Inn with trays of hors d’oeuvres and a full spread of more filling foods laid out on the bar.

We were so thrilled to see some of our favorite people in attendance and, of course, we followed up with as many as we could to see how things in their lives were going.

Our Darling Taneth was looking ever the young beauty that she is! She gave me the great pleasure of FINALLY being able to meet Sullen Sal. We definitely can see what Deliciously Sinful Sin sees in him. Never one to change for anyone he was in jeans and a t-shirt and while we may not HEART his fashion sense we do HEART the way he is always himself. Definitely a HAWT guy and anyone who is sweet and caring to Our Darling Taneth gets biiiiig kudos in our book! She’s the best!

Lucky Lawyer Lucien was present and accounted for as well. Despite rumors that he has been seen looking quite melancholy and somber over the past month (come on, it’s L.L. Lucien after all, being somber is what makes him HAWT), he seemed to be in an excellent mood. He told yours truly that he brought out his best smile for the event. That smile, unfortunately, did not last the entire evening which we’ll explain later!

Ballerina Katarina looked to die for in a strapless yellow sundress! Certainly practically anything on that body would look expensive but we did question her about her fabulous fashion sense that we believe comes from her boyfriend, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke. When we questioned her on it she was a wee bit illusive but did admit that L.B.B. Locke occasionally supplies her with a dress or two. Who wouldn’t take his help??? He’s one snazzy dresser! She also confirmed that they have not yet gotten engaged. Although, we are hearing that they are shacking up together.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee never fails to bring attention to herself! She was wearing an uber sexy black strapless gown with white and gray vines printed into the fabric. It had quite the slit as well to show off more than a little of those famous/infamous legs. She greeted yours truly by jumping from the bar into my arms. She’s awfully lucky I have good reflexes or she may have gotten hurt! Knowing SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee she would have merely landed on a bed of magical roses instead.

I also got to catch up with one of our most avid readers in Cutie Carley! She was certainly enjoying the great food and the company. We hear that she definitely made the rounds and was even seen chatting with a number of people that we didn’t know she was familiar with. That young lady can make a friend out of ANYONE!!! We do have to wonder where she has been the past several months. All she told us is that it is “fun out of RhyDin”. Iiiinteresting!

Prof. Jolyon was busy giving his nightly lecture to Lil’ Lirssa when we found our way over to them. Lil’ Lirssa was again looking mighty spiffy in an adorable hunter green skirt and matching jacket. Such a little lady! Unfortunately, I only had a brief opportunity to discuss our shared interest — the plight of poverty-stricken children in this city.

But we’re quite sure that you would rather here of our discussion with her handsome tutor than our charity work anyway, you gossip scoundrels! Well, we did in fact discuss the nature of Prof. Jolyon’s relationship with Real Estate Mogul Rena (who joined us at the hearth as well). Unfortunately, he continued to remain koy about what exactly is going on there. From our very brief discussion with R.E.M. Rena in which she called him a “puzzle” it seems we are not the only ones confused by his behavior! The two did chat for quite a while afterward! Maybe a discussion on the state of their relationship???

We hear that Renna was in an amazingly sexy black number and was seen catching up with Icer. Unfortunately, Renna had moved on by the time I made it over to Icer’s couch where she was chatting with Drake…. who is yet another one of her relatives, according to our sources. Evidently the first of the current batch of Icer’s brood has begun hatching. It’s no wonder she’s trying to stay out of the house…. or den or cave or whatever!

Our sources caught more details on the upcoming wedding of Overlord Tormay and Our Darling Taneth! O.D. Taneth was overheard telling Sex Pot Kitty and Old Man Tass that the pair had decided to ask Therapist Chryrie to marry them! How cuuuute! Knowing T. Chryrie she will insist on pre-marriage counseling. Wouldn’t you love to just be a fly on the wall for one of those meetings? How much fun would pre-marriage counseling with O. Tormay and O.D. Taneth be???

Doc Anya was there on the arm of her man, Alper. She had the nerve of welcoming us to the cause of helping children in this city… which we find completely insulting to all the time, talent, and money that we here at the Den of Gossip have sunk into our favorite charities over the past two years we have worked in this city… and, really, that’s all we have to say about either of them. Thankfully, our night was brightened by some of the yummy eye candy that was occupying the table! Simmering Sivanna truly is TO DIE FOR! The woman just oooooozes sex! She was in a fantastic strapless black number that was cinched around the middle to show off her teeny tiny waist. Love her! The dashing Neo was also present. We hear some fantastic things about his exploits within the rings of the dueling venues. We may have to make a special trip there to see him for ourselves!

That lovely new girl AJ was around and chatting with Doc Eva and Ballerina Katarina. We’re hearing rumors that the girl might actually be pregnant. Wowzers! She and that man of her’s juuuuust hooked up and started living together as well. Now that’s a lot of pressure on a brand new relationship. We don’t understand why these kids can’t just slow things down. Why are they in such a damn hurry??? Well, perhaps speaking with Doc Eva gave her some perspective. Doc Eva isn’t exactly on the rocket express with her own relationship. They seem to be taking it nice and slow… which is probably a good thing since there’s still a TON of tension between her and her ex.

And then it was time for the big EVENT! We were so honored and delighted when The Many Faces of Fio and Awful Ali asked yours truly to unite them in holy matrimony! T.M.F.O. Fio looked delicious in a short, sassy indigo silk dress with a drop waist and ruffled skirt. And while we all knew A. Ali is suuuuper HAWT, he looked especially elegant in his black silk jodphuri jacket. Their witnesses seemed to be RhyDin’s Redheaded Stepchild, Tara, and a goat. We were straight and to the point and before the crowd knew it, T.M.F.O. Fio and A. Ali were JOINED!!! And they looked radiantly happy (and a bit nervous as to how everyone would react) about it!

Who doesn’t love a good surprise wedding???

Well, it seems that it didn’t take long for us to find out! Deliciously Sinful Sin and Old Man Tass stood in shock giving us the evil eye. And we must admit that it pained us to see it from D.S. Sin! Sex Pot Kitty and Lucky Lawyer Lucien stormed out of the Inn even! Shock reigned supreme for quite a while before people began congratulating the newly married couple.

We hear that the celebrating went on laaaate into the night and we must admit that these two are incredibly cute together. Only time will tell if they can stick it out in the harsh limelight of RhyDin but we certainly are hoping for the best for them. We certainly wouldn’t want the first marriage we officiated to end in divorce!

TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM!

Edited: June 27th, 2009

We’re on the Case Tuesday!

Wow, wow, wow! At first we thought that Therapist Chryrie just felt sorry for Psycho Skid for getting dropped like a hot potato by The Many Faces of Fio! But now we’re starting to think that she might actually have… FEEEEEEELINGS for him! The pair were seen acting awfully cozy Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn. Does nobody in this town have a problem with banging a friend/relative’s ex???

SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was around flirting with Brale Brother Baker. That girl certainly does like taken men. We hear that the new guy Drake (not the guy she dated but a more sour-faced one) spent quite a bit of time making fun of her. As Intern Hot to Trot always says, if you don’t like someone, you ignore them. If you make fun of someone, you’ve actually got a thing for them. We tend to agree with her here. He certainly seemed to be spending a lot of time metaphorically pulling her pig tails if you know what we mean!

We hear that SLUTTACIOUS Darcy was seen holding hands with a different man later into the night. We’re not sure yet who this mystery man is but we’re hearing rumors from our sources that they have been seen together multiple times in the last several weeks. Don’t fret! We’re on the case!

OMG! We hear that Lil’ Lirssa REALLY laid into Brale Brother Baker with some major zingers. And they’re the sort of zingers that are going to earn her a lecture! We’re guessing she thought nobody would report them but, sorry to say, Lirssa, they made into the Overheard section! She’s got quite the dirty little mouth…. and B.B. Baker wasn’t holding any nasty verbal punches either! Eventually, Real Estate Mogul Rena found her way into the Inn and broke up the highly inappropriate conversation. Thank heavens for R.E.M. Rena!

Here’s some news! Sullen Sal and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen spending a night together that didn’t end or start in a nasty argument! They were definitely feeling each other Tuesday night! Those are two hot blooded men, right there.  If their relationship gets that heated in public we can only imagine what goes on behind closed doors! At the end of the night, Sullen Sal was seen hauling off a very drunk D.S. Sin! We’re sure they were off to do naughty, naughty things!

Later into the night, R.E.M. Rena was seen catching up with the one and only Marvelous Maeve! We hear that M. Maeve questioned her about whether or not she’s dating Prof. Jolyon. R.E.M. Rena, of course, denied the charge (which we so don’t believe anymore) but it proves that we’re not the only ones who see right through their act! Our only question is why they’re going to such great lengths to hide the chemisty!

Edited: June 21st, 2009