Tass and The Gov Kitty’s wedding is still the topic on the tip of everybody’s tongue! The city remains a buzz with the news! Kacey and Chryrie were overheard discussing what details The Gov Kitty has thus far decided upon. It doesn’t seem like she’s come to many decisions yet. There’s still no wedding date but the city’s anxiously waiting to hear one!

Oh, Lawd! Randy Rhy didn’t take to kindly to Venom Vinny asking TRASH-tastic Jade who her new arm candy was. Oh, come off it, Randy Rhy! Even TRASH-tastic Jade admits that she has a short attention span when it comes to men!!! Rhy accused Venom Vinny of being jealous and Vinny took offense to the statement and FOR ONCE stood up for his marriage! Yay, Venom Vinny! Maybe Querylon will finally let him off the couch!

Damien started threatening Venom Vinny…. er, what? Bad move, bud. Baaaad move. As much as Harris insults Vinny’s skillz, he’s got some maaaaad talent. Damien obviously doesn’t follow dueling very well. Our money’s on Vinny ALL DAY LONG!

Wolv was seen hanging out in the Inn and campaigning for Governor! The primaries start this coming weekend so there’s no time to waste! He was seen having several serious looking discussions with DoD-er Rena. We wonder if she is helping him with his campaign. Considering her knowledge of the city and contacts within the different districts’ dueling baronies, he couldn’t pick a better assistant!

Julie was overheard telling Antonio and Darkmere that she’s expecting a little bundle of joy! She seemed quite overjoyed by the news and stated that she was about three months pregnant. We assume the baby’s father is her dragon husband, Drakko, who married Julie back in the summer months! He hasn’t been seen a lot of since and Julie’s been overheard complaining that he spends a great deal of time away from her. It seems he spends enough time around to get the job done!!!

Peredhil and Miss Mercy were seen having a lighthearted conversation together but their pairing didn’t last long once Potter Piper walked in the room! You just can’t seem to break up Perry and Pipes! We LOVE it! Perry and Miss Mercy joined Wil and Pipes and the well wishes for Wil’s upcoming marriage started anew! And when Eless joined the merry party, the teasing over just how many children the pair would have in their first year of marriage began. Pipes seemed to have a bit of a cough and Perry kept a close eye on her the entire night. How we adore this pair!

Teagan was calling duels in the Inn’s basement Arena Friday night and was her usual HAWT self! And speaking of HAWT sword-wielding females, Aya was seen kicking butt and taking names in Tegan’s enchanted rings! Could Aya be looking at making another run for a barony???

Harris was also seen in the ring getting in a couple warlord duels. He’s been vocal on the Arena’s corkboard as of late about the inactivity of some of the barons! Could he have had enough and be looking for peer wins to take one of them out??? Unfortunately, he followed up his peer win with a nasty loss and, just his luck, his dear “friend” Nova was there to witness it…. and laugh at him, of course!

Our sources claim to have spotted Bast hanging out with DoD-er Rena as she called a couple duels late in the evening hours of Friday night/Saturday morning! He seems to be showing a sudden interest in dueling… or maybe it’s a sudden interest in DoD-er Rena???

The UBER SEXY new girl in the Arena, Alyson, set jaws gaping AGAIN Friday night! She attracted the attention of SMOKIN’ Sartan, Speedy Nova, and Baron of New Haven Randy Rand! In fact, Randy Rand was overheard inviting her over to the New Haven Barony to try out the hot tub. OMG! We love his pimp-ilicious ways! Alyson seemed to have a thing for Rand but Nova got shot down cold. Not only is the girl HAWT but she’s got a sharp wit to boot! We’re really starting to like her!

Posted: January 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Drakko FINALLY returned to his lovely Julie Wednesday night!!! It’s about darn time! He certainly seemed apologetic for his absence and was practically begging for her forgiveness. As he should! Julie is the sweetest and most loyal woman to grace this city! Only time will tell if Drakko is smart enough to realize what he’s got.

HEIFER Jewell strutted herself into the Inn in a blue dress that showed off waaaaay too much of those extra pounds she’s been putting on lately. In fact, it reminded us of that old Jello jingle! You know? “Watch it wiggle! Watch it jiggle! J-E-L-L-O!” She certainly was a-wigglin’ and a-jigglin’! Step away from the dinner table, HEIFER Jewell!!!

Well, the night wasn’t a good one for HEIFER Jewell! She was ARRESTED!!! Yes, you read that right! She was ARRESTED!!! Evidently her anger management issues have finally come back to haunt her. She was handcuffed and charged with assaulting Bad Boy Darren with a chalkboard! Jewell FLIPPED her wig and started screaming and cursing Darren…. who also was in the room. Hilarious! We are in stitches!

In the Outback, Vinny was seen with his woman Querylon getting a couple duels in. He seems like ALMOST a completely different person when she’s around!!! Note, we did say “almost”. He advised Big Will Wulfson that he better have the Tower cleaned out because he’s coming to take it from him!!! Ooooh! Them’s fightin’ words, son!!! We love magic trash talk!

Vinny and Querylon weren’t the only husband/wife duo in the Outback that night. Cute peppy Rory was seen in a conversation that seemed to make no sense with her hubby Sartan. That girl is still half-crazed!!! We TOTALLY blame Sartan for whatever her issue is. He’s acting mighty sketchy about it!!!

We’ve got a feeling that Kaja would not be kosher with the amount of time and cuddling that G’nort’s been sharing with cat-girl Isis! What is with all these cat-girls moving in on taken men??? Man, would it not be HAWT if Kaja came back for a mud wrestling match with Isis??? DROOL WORTHY!

Posted: August 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Brian and the Scath-babe Eddie were seen Wednesday night in the Inn chatting privately. They were clearly talking of Eddie’s current romantic attachment but our sources failed to confirm the name of the man who’s captured her attention. Eddie has been linked with sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden in the past. Is this young love still holding strong???

LOVE was certainly in the air! We HEART impromptu weddings!!! Oh, who are we kidding??? We love ALL weddings! The Gov Kitty conducted a brief service between Julie and Drakko! The patrons were quite pleased with the unplanned entertainment. There was the usual amount of sappiness that one would expect from such events but we find mushiness BORING so we will skip right over that. Nonetheless, we wish the happy little couple a heart CONGRATULATIONS!!! And to be nice we won’t even take over/under bets on how long it’ll last until next week (although, by that point they’ll probably already be divorced and he’ll be boinking a she-demon).

Lil’ Miss Anger Management was up to her old tricks AGAIN!!! We usually HEART Jewell and her propensity for drama… but this time we were just left sad. She got into it with Anne for insulting Stephen. Stephen had some really inexcusable language for the woman. We are truly disappointed in his close mindedness. Le sigh!

We totally HEART the PiRATe Napoleon and were so excited to hear that he was calling a couple duels in the IFL Garden! Nappy was overheard hoping that the Chairman’s wouldn’t mind some sticky duel reports as he just couldn’t resist honey and cheese! Such a cheap caller! It’s no wonder Chris signed him up as a host!

After several public blow ups (for unknown reasons) FLAWLESS Koy and her fellow DoD-er SLUTTACIOUS Charlie seem to be back on speaking terms! The opposing assistant captain and captain were seen watching their teams duel one another and chatting about PJ’s relationship with Charlie’s brother Gavin.

Posted: July 21st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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