Our sources spotted Doc Eva in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night for the first time in quite a while!!! She actually seemed to be doing fairly well despite the drama of that particular Saturday night a couple weeks back. She was seen smiling and chatting with Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena. When Potter Piper questioned her as to where she’d been, Doc Eva dismissed her absence by saying that she’d been visiting family to celebrate the birth of her sister-in-law’s new little one. So what do you think??? Do you buy her story or do you think she left town to get over the Tiny Tucker drama??? Yep, we think so too!!!

Doc Eva also spent some time at the bar chatting with Brale Brother Baker who seemed to be relatively behaving himself. She apologized for nearly puking on his shoes some days before but he didn’t seem the least bit concerned. There didn’t appear to be any alcohol in Doc Eva’s cup Sunday night, though! We hear that she was just nursing a cup of coffee. Very, very odd! Who spends time with B.B. Baker without drinking???

Crazy Train Tara was seen stalking around the Inn, sticking her head up the chimney, and straining to hear…. something. Evidently she was convinced some monster was coming to eat them all and was completely confused as to why she was the only one to hear it. We have a clue for her — BECAUSE IT’S IN YOUR HEAD, DEAR!!! This girl’s mind seems to be a very very scary place.

What do you know??? Chief Mischief Maker Eless was behind the bar for an unscheduled shift and guess who showed up for a drink! Yeeeeep, you’ve got it. Antonio! We hear that he wasn’t there for Eless, though, but for Potter Piper! It seems that he needed to delivery a pendant to Potter Piper that she ordered. We hear the jewelry was ABSOLUTELY STUNNING, by the way. But who would ever doubt Antonio’s taste??? After all, look at who he chooses to spend his time with!

Awesome Alain certainly has his hands in a lot of different investments! He’s becoming quite the little entrepreneur! He was seen chatting with DoD-er Rena at the bar, attempting to convince her to invest the DoD money that she controls in a soda company that he wishes to open. A non-alcoholic beverage??? Is he serious??? Craaaaazy! We usually think that Awesome Alain is spot on but do people in this city really drink non-alcoholic beverages besides coffee and tea???

S’jira looked downright FAAAABULOUS in a gorgeous red silk number we hear! In fact, not only could Head Pussy Panther not tear his eyes away from her but even many of the women in the Inn were complimenting her on the outfit. Let’s be honest, though, that woman could make a potato sack look like good! She’s stunning! We love how head over heels Head Pussy Panther is over this woman! Adorable!

Posted: May 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s hard to dislike Tiny Tucker! He was spotted making a drink for S’jira while off duty and chatting quietly with the lovely lady until Head Pussy Panther arrived. Perhaps we bought into the overdramatic hype over the time she’s been spending with Aaric as of late juuuuust a wee bit but she and Head Pussy Panther were definitely still very much on Saturday night! The pair were seen embracing and whispering lovingly to one another. We’re glad that our worries were for naught!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems quite excited for Monday’s kite flying contest. She and Sylvia discussed it at length as they hung out at the bar with sexy Den Mama Sid who seemed a bit more normal (or at least normal for her). Certainly not a shocker was their companion for the evening — Antonio! He was seen leaning in to whisper in C.M.M. Elessaria’s ear and we hear that whatever the comment was it did cause her to blush. Adorable!

Later into the night C.M.M. Eless was joined by her former hubby-to-be, Bad Boy Wil! Crazy, no??? Rumor has it that these two have NOT been getting along since Eless was MIA for their wedding and Bad Boy Wil called off their relationship! Yet, there he was chatting pleasantly with her about her sudden fascination with kite flying. We so do not know what to think about that at all!

Say it ain’t so! We hear that Crazy Train Tara’s newest hubby, Vasaris, was overjoyed when he strutted his way into the Inn. The news that had him so excited??? Crazy Train Tara is pregnant!!! OMG!!! You’ve got to be kidding us! Is there no hope for this city at all??? We sure hope this is some sort of sick joke but we fear it is not! Only time will tell. We wonder what exactly the gestational period for crazy vampires and odd princes is.

There just isn’t a leash tight enough to keep Awesome Alain down!!! We don’t blame him, though. The ladies just flock to him! It’s insane! He was seen hanging out at the bar with a gorgeous, dangerous looking mystery woman. In fact, we hear that he wished for a bit more privacy so he was seen escorting her to a private booth. Iiiiiinteresting.

While Awesome Alain was getting to know that mystery woman a bit better, his maybe/possibly/kind of girlfriend, Twin Spice, was juuuust downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena flirting it up with her ex, Mini-Franker Cor! Although, she did decline a date with another patron stating that she didn’t believe Alain would approve, she and Mini-Franker Cor appeared awfully chummy throughout the night. Even Warrior Princess Trin seems quite interested in hooking these two up! She’ll be happy to know that they were overheard making plans for the following evening.

Warrior Princess Trin was up to quite a bit of trouble actually! Between duels not only did she find time to encourage Twin Spice to kiss Mini-Franker Cor (which did not happen) but she also was seen blowing into Jay’s ear in an attempt to wake him while he slept with his head on a table. It seems that Jay had a glove that belonged to W.P. Trin’s young friend, Loxley, and Loxley wanted it back. Therefore, W.P. Trin decided that the best thing to do would be tickling Jay into submission! We hear that Jay easily gave up the glove. You don’t mess with W.P. Trin evidently!

Posted: May 26th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It seems that the fight for custody is STILL going on between Psycho Skid and Booze Sis Hina! Ren was overheard Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn lecturing Psycho Skid about the need for a boy to spend time with his mother. Ugh! Isn’t it time for Psycho Skid and B.S. Hina to enter into some sort of mediation??? This fight has been going on for far too long and it can’t be good for the boy!!! Get it together, kids!

After Psycho Skid vacated the Inn it was a full on Booze Sister party! Booze Sis Hina twiddled her thumbs as she waited for Frat Boy Quinn to show…. which he never did. TRASH-tastic Jade actually TURNED DOWN Lang’s offer to bend her over the bar and spank her, saying that her “boyfriend” would be pissed! We wonder if he’ll be equally pissed about the guy she was macking on several days before. And even Booze Sis Mack was there with her new man whose name we hear is Wyatt. We hear that this guy’s tamed her ways a bit. We’ll certainly have to keep an eye open for that!

It seems that Booze Sis Hina isn’t the only one of these girls having custody issues! She was later overheard discussing TRASH-tastic Jade’s situation with her. It seems that TRASH-tastic Jade and her baby’s “daddy”, Michale, had it out over custody as well! Jade has banned him from seeing their little girl. With the mess that Hina’s currently going through, the topic so upset B.S. Hina that she ended up storming out of the Inn in the middle of the conversation! Smooth move, TRASH-tastic One! Does she think about anyone outside herself??? Poor Booze Sis Hina. How did she get wrapped up with these nut jobs???

Crazy Train Tara was overheard saying that her new husband wants her pregnant. ZOMG! Please say it ain’t so! These two certainly should not be allowed to reproduce. The thought of having children was secondary of course to C.T. Tara’s goal to find a way into the bed of Anubis! Seriously, we’re just waiting for the day when his crazy wife shows up and GOES OFF!!!

Speaking of C.T. Tara, she was none to happy with Ranger Hawk! It seems that he and Amthy stumbled on a particularly grisly scene and she was a bit upset that he hadn’t shielded her from it. We hear that Amthy was quite upset! Hawk, Hawk, Hawk! Even we now know Forsaken Blade Rule Number One!!! You’ve got to read our blog (or the printed version) and stay informed!

What in the world?!?!? Is Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert no more??? Who is this strange man in his place??? Robert was seen looking quite clean and fresh Wednesday night. He even had toned down his act drastically, saying that he does not engage in orgies anymore as he has turned over a new leaf! We are shocked! So was Chief Mischief Maker Eless whom he asked to sniff him to make sure he was smelling nice. We’re dying to know what lady (because you know it HAS to be a lady) that has struck him so deeply that he’d change his ways!!!

Two of our absolute favorites — S’jira and Aaric — were seen chatting quietly by the hearth. We can see how these two would get along swimmingly but we will not buy into any of the seedier reports that there may have been some chemistry between the pair! S’jira seems so head-over-heels about Head Pussy Panther and, last we heard, Aaric was getting ready to live in sin with the lovely Caitlin. Still, though, what we wouldn’t give to be a third in that conversation! We’re sure it was deliciously polite and refined!

Perhaps rumors of Taneth’s personality change were false! Or perhaps it was merely a woman that looked a great deal like her! We hear that she was acting perfectly Taneth-like in the Inn while eating fruit dipped in cream and discussing dancing with the lovely Cieara. Both ladies also noticed the change in Robert’s appearance and complimented him on it! Robert was even able to manage polite conversation with the ladies! Could it be one of them that has captured his heart???

The flirting between Antonio and Chief Mischief Maker Eless is really just delightful! The pair were at it again, we hear, late into the night as they sat and chatted together. The chemistry is only building between these two and we’re sure that very soon they’ll be a delicious explosion of it!!! Can’t deny the spring time romance bug!!! This is gearing up to be one hot, sizzling summer!

News of Jesse’s return was the talk of the Outback Wednesday night! Warlizard and Baron of Battlefield Park Bran was overheard telling Luscious Lydia all about Jesse’s massive ego. In fact, he said that Jesse makes SMOKIN’ Sartan “look like a boy ssscout”! Even Luscious Lydia had to agree that it sounded a bit scary…. Of course, the topic didn’t linger on her mind very long. Instead, she started talking about how humble Cute Single Dad Bane is despite having also won a Diamond. Gag me now, Lydibane!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that crazy girl Kazzy was planning the demise of someone or another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! She was overheard telling Grem and PAARTY Girl Atalanta that she wanted to trick someone in drinking toilet water from the Inn as there wouldn’t just be the gross factor but also a possibility of becoming pregnant. Ew! We really can’t even think about this for too long because it turns our stomach!

It seems the woman who invoked her ire was a young blonde named Lizzie and when she arrived Kazzy made a show of threatening Lizzie’s “close friend” Daniel in order to get what she wanted. What did Kazzy want? A baseball bat evidently. We’re told she uses the bat for dueling. Maybe this Kazzy girl is a Graziano. Sure would explain a lot, huh???

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar a bit later into the night offering PAARTY Girl Atalanta a full time gig that would include a number of duties such as tending at his bar and doing a bit of housecleaning! OMG! Come on! You’re thinking it too! You know you are! Awesome Alain is dirty, dirty dog! Just how quickly do you think he’s going to have PAARTY Girl Atalanta scrubbing his floors in a French maid costume??? What we wouldn’t do for pictures of THAT!!! Better keep an eye on your girl, Lil’ Boy Blue Locke!

Another night in the Inn equals another night of Antonio flirting it up with the ladies! Of course, Chief Mischief Maker Eless was among the bunch that also included the lovely Sylvia and Potter Piper! As a brawl erupted in the Inn, the ladies and their hunky companion decided to take a walk elsewhere. We’re still entirely convinced that there is some major chemistry between Antonio and C.M.M. Eless! We’re dyyyying to see where it leads!

We hear that Taneth was spotted in the Inn late into the night acting quite strangely! She was seen scowling at patrons and overheard muttering angrily to herself. Wowzers!!! We asked our sources several times if they were sure that it was her and they’ve sworn up and down that it was. She was even rude to Tass when he attempted to find out what was up, telling him to go away! We sure hope she’s okay!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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What in the world is wrong with Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade??? Certainly we’re used to her trashy ways but we hear that she entered the Red Dragon Inn Monday night wearing a “dress” that just barely had enough fabric to cover the necessary parts. It was over the top even for her! Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were both more than a little concerned about her choice of clothing and vacant expression we hear.

Potter Piper was seen chatting with Sylvia and Hudson about the Merry Mischief’s kite flying event! We hear that the event is to take place this Monday in the Glen at two in the afternoon! How fabulous! Both ladies certainly seemed excited about the event. Knowing those mischief makers, it’ll certainly be a fun afternoon of merriment! We wonder if The Hud is into kite flying! We’re starting to suspect that he’ll be into it if Sylvia is into it!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless was all about the kites as well Monday night! It seems she’s trying to raise awareness for the faaaabulous hobby! She was even overheard trying to convince Guthorm to come to the event. We’re not so sure he’s the kite flying type but major props to Eless for giving it a go!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena expressed their surprise when Tiny Tucker showed up to take a shift behind the bar as Monday nights aren’t typically a day that he’s been known to tend bar. Tiny Tucker was overheard saying that he was in need of a “change of pace”! We wonder if this has something to do with the major blow up he had with Doc Eva. Speaking of which, there have been absolutely no Doc Eva sightings that we know of since that night! We sure hope she’s okay!

Just when we were staaaaarving for a SUUUUPER Des spotting, she was seen Monday night in the Outback calling duels. Even more interesting, however, was WHO she was calling duels for! It seems that Jesse, the cocky pain in the neck himself, is back!!! OMG!!! Lock up your womenfolk! The boy’s on the prowl! He was seen talking smack with The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in a ring and showed the old Gov a thing or two!

The trash talking didn’t end there! Jesse was later seen “catching up” with SMOKIN’ Sartan…. which just seemed to be an hour period of the pair exchanging blows in a ring and insults outside of it. We’re so glad Jesse’s back!!! The boy’s just MADE for good drama!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-SIXTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Wolv and his bride-to-be, Fierce Ayly, in the Red Dragon Inn! We’re a sucker for Fierce Ayly sightings! It seems he’s still all eyes for her and who can blame him??? The pair had a drink and flirted shamelessly for quite a while before being joined by Ren and TRASH-tastic Jade for some boozing fun!

- Yummy Ewan slipping out to share a smoke and a quiet conversation with Awesome Alain! We have a feeling that the boys weren’t just gossiping! Yummy Ewan didn’t remain away long from the DIVINE Storm’s side! He’s certainly sticking more to her side these days which we find totally cute. We love men who wait on their pregnant wives!!!

- Crazy Train Tara lamenting that she’s no longer allowed to talk to Alysia due to that gigantic blow-up the night before! We still don’t understand what’s going on there but we’d take Alysia’s side ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!! That girl is scary! Crazy Train Tara certainly better think twice about which side she’s taking!

- Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell ordering some girl off the bar and to put her clothes back on! Who would have thought that L.M.A.M. Jewell would ever have the nerve to tell anyone to tone down their behavior!!! She got distracted, however, by Den Mama Sid who was acting awfully odd. We wonder what’s up with her! Iiiiinteresting!

- Awesome Alain talking quietly with a mystery blonde that most certainly was NOT Twin Spice! This new girl is quite pretty and definitely has that good girl vibe that we feel is more up Awesome Alain’s alley. The pair were even seen leaving the Inn together. We just knew he was keeping his options open!!!

- Antonio taking the next step to becoming close with Chief Mischief Maker Eless — joining her band of merry troublemakers! We hear that Eless was discussing possible membership for Antonio into the Merry, Mischief Making Misfits Clan (of which we’re told that we have an honorary membership)! You reel that handsome man in, C.M.M. Eless!!!

- Sylvia asking Antonio how to make his famed Passion drink with her rumored “close friend”, Hudson, sitting right there! Could she be planning on mixing up one of those drinks later for The Hud??? We certainly hope so! The two of them are adorable together! We have a feeling that his sis, Sianna would totally approve!

- Head Pussy Panther taking a moment to embrace his lovely S’jira in between scolding the likes of Crazy Train Tara and others before they moved from threats to violence! Poor Head Pussy Panther! Another night of trying to keep the Inn from becoming a battleground! We can see why he is totally addicted to the sense of serenity that S’jira offers!

- the delightful Miss Mercy drinking her rum and singing up a storm! We ADORE Miss Mercy sightings as well! We think it’s just about time she dusted herself off and jumped back into the dating game! Go for it, Miss Mercy!

- Krazy Kitty discussing her concerns for her sister and the events of the night before with her man, Tass. He seemed to listen intently to her concerns and offered advice quietly! That makes us like him a bit more! Krazy Kitty certainly needs a good listener in her life! Even though she doesn’t have the weight of the governorship anymore, she always seems to have a lot of concerns!

- Mini-Franker Cor downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena calling duels. He was joined by a very drunk Twin Spice! The pair didn’t talk much but after his shift they were seen leaving together! If you remember correctly, these two dated for quite some time last year! With Awesome Alain making the rounds, could Twin Spice also be open to rekindling an old flame???

- Soerl and Rena chatting it up in the Inn well into the night!!! Speaking of old flames, it’s been well documented that DoD-er Rena may have had a thing for Soerl quite some time ago. Soerl’s wife hasn’t been seen around lately. Could it be that he’s looking for a new love???

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems to have no short supply of male companions these days! She was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night chatting amicably with Jolyon! Maybe he’s not after a Smith girl after all! So many pretty lasses, so little time, right??? The pair discussed Jolyon’s background in anthropology and Jolyon was overheard commenting how monogamy is not a cultural norm in RhyDin. Ha! That’s putting it mildly!

C.M.M. Eless was later seen flirting it up with Antonio while he was tending bar! He’s lucky it was a pretty slow evening because he seemed thoroughly distracted by Elessaria’s….. uh, charms. Who can blame her??? Certainly not the half of the male patrons of the Inn that seem quite interested in getting to know her better!

Tiny Tucker is blaming the bandaged hand he’s been seen with recently on a “carpentry accident”. We so don’t buy it! Tiny Tucker doesn’t seem like the clumsy sort to us. We’re dying to know what’s going on! We also want to know what caused that GIGANTIC blow-up between him and Doc Eva! Come on, Tiny Tucker! Inquiring minds want to know!

It seems that dear sweet Maeve still has a crush on that troublemaker Ethan! The pair were seen spending some time together in the Inn. Our sources even report back that Maeve was seen helping him out of his vest! Wow. We definitely didn’t think things were moving in THAT direction between these two. We sure hope Maeve takes care this time! We don’t trust that Ethan as far as we can throw him!

We hear that Fiona and Alysia were seen in the Inn exchanging heated words! Their conversation was kept quiet so there’s no word about what the topic was about. Alysia did not look pleased, though! We certainly don’t like her like that! We hear that Therapist Chryrie got in on the action as well and she was anything BUT playing the role of mediator in this situation! She was throwing insults right back at Fiona. Poor Head Pussy Panther reminded them who’s house they were in but it didn’t seem to lessen the tensions! When even Guthorm refused to listen to Sylvia’s pleas to stay out of it and entered the fray, our sources deemed it an adequate moment to GET THE HELL OUT!!! We certainly don’t blame them! We hear that the matter ended in a serious fight but we have no details nor do we want them. This is something we’d like to stay faaaar away from!

Our sources bailed down into the Inn’s basement Arena and, man, are we glad that they did! They were fortunate enough to catch two legendary duelists catching up! Former Overlords Xenograg and Dalamar discussed rising talents and old friends as they had drinks together. Now there’s the makings of a fine dueling trust for you! Dalamar was overhead mentioning the censure that remains on his record with disdain. We agree with him! Isn’t it time to remove that???  He’s a freaking legend, after all!!!

Posted: May 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Lil’ Boy Blue Locke was seen hanging out with his equally well-dressed friend, Seliandre, at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night! The pair were looking suave over their drinks. HAWT STUFF! Unfortunately, our source that speaks elven was not present so much of what was overheard was not understood. Such a bummer, though! We’re sure they were dishing out FABULOUS fashion knowledge!

Brale Brother Baker never gives up hope that one day he’ll be able to bed one of the classiest ladies in RhyDin! Tuesday night it was Sylvia who had his attention. He even gave Jolyon a dirty look when he interrupted their discussion! In the end it was Jolyon who accompanied Sylvia out for a walk! Don’t feel too bad for Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve showed up just in time to distract him with her fine assets and mass quantities of ale!

The new bride Crazy Train Tara wasn’t enjoying her first full day of wedded bless with her new hubby but was instead seen threatening to kidnap Grem until he starts liking her! Well…. that’s one way to do things we suppose! We think that Grem should just pretend to like C.T. Tara at this point. Her new husband seems even crazier than she does. He may kidnap Grem on a whim just to try to please his new bride!

Brale Brother Baker, DoD-er Eve, Head Pussy Panther, and Potter Piper were all in witty moods! When Potter Piper started talking about squeezable breasts, Head Pussy Panther was quick to point out that Potter Piper herself has quite the squeezable set!!! It’s the truth! DoD-er Eve was so impressed with his statement that she gave him a high five before returning to talking to Potter Piper about how Brale Brother Baker likes his brale. We can’t decide who is more trouble at this point — Brale Brother Baker or DoD-er Eve!

Twin Spice and Awesome Alain were seen holding hands and having an intimate conversation at a booth together! The pair definitely seems to be getting close but both seem to have wandering eyes. We’re so not sold that this is a lasting relationship rather than a convenient hook-up! She was overheard making an interesting reference to cleaning his gun for him as she left the booth. We’ll leave it up to you to decide which one of his guns she was referring to! Naughty, naughty girl!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless and her cohorts, DoD-er Rena and Potter Piper, are quite interested in kite flying! It seems like an odd hobby for lovely young ladies but we suppose there is certainly worse trouble they could get into. Unfortunately, the innocent conversation was thrown by the wayside when the three women were joined by Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert! We’re still pretty sure he actually believes that if he bothers them enough, they’ll eventually wear down and sleep with him. Lord, we hope he’s not right!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta was getting a hard time from an unknown drunk as were several other patrons late into the night. P.G. Atalanta was holding her own but there was certainly a bit of anger in Locke’s tone when he told him to take his attitude outside. Poor Locke was having a heck of a time behind the bar trying to keep chaos from spreading…. but we think he was particularly angry with the man giving PAARTY Girl Atalanta a hard time! Lil’ Boy Blue Locke’s got STELLAR taste in clothes but his taste in women is definitely questionable at best!

Krazy Kitty was a little…. less than pleased to hear that Crazy Train Tara was married again and in particular who she had married! She was quite blunt in telling Antonio, with Crazy Train Tara within earshot, just how little she thought of the prince. We doubt that Crazy Train Tara cares all that much. Poor Krazy Kitty. She must have enough trouble reigning in her friends and family! We have no idea how she survived a year as governor!

Wyh Not and Hodge were overheard discussing the Madness Tournament in the Inn late into the night! It seems both are hoping that Joex takes the title. We can’t help but agree! He’s definitely a fantastic rising star! Anubis overheard the conversation and took exception to the ladies rooting against him. Is he insane? Did he really believe they’d be in his corner? One person that certainly appears solidly in his corner is Crazy Train Tara! She had all eyes on him! Thinking of cheating so soon, C.T. Tara??? That’s got to be some sort of record!

Posted: May 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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