Rumor has it that Darkmere broke up with Bloody Psycho Sera and it certainly looked that way Sunday night when the pair were spotted not speaking to one another in the Inn. Poor Bloody Psycho Sera sure seems to get dumped an awfully lot!!! We totally HEART her but this is certainly good for her! She’s totally the dominating type not the submissive type. However, Darkmere seems to have found just his type of malleable woman in Emmie. The pair was seen whispering and carrying on with one another. Poor Sera. Le sigh.

Deadbeat Dad Alex and the OTHER Other Woman Yami seemed to have taken the plunge into marriage. The newelyweds were spotted in the Inn smoooooching up a storm. How long until Yami’s knocked up??? We already know that D.D. Alex has SUUUUUPER Sperm! We’re sure, by the way, that this marriage will last FOOOOREVER! What? Sarcasm? Who us? NEVER!

Congratulations, D.D. Alex and OTHER Other Woman Yami! We wish you at least forty-eight hours of wedded bliss!

Lassie Cassie must be awfully good in bed because something keeps YUMMY Alain coming back for more and we know it’s not her stunning personality. BLAH, Alain! Wake up and smell the psycho coffee!!! They were kissing all over one another and we were left grossed out. What happened to all those freaking sexy ladies Alain’s been seen with lately??? STEP UP YOUR GAME, women!!! You can’t let Team Cassie win!!!

Yummy Alain was up to trouble!!! Our sources caught him slipping hot peppers into Gav’s hamburger. That must have been one seriously HAWT pepper!!! We think Gav might have actually cried. We HEART practical jokes and Yummy Alain!!!

Lain was seen pulling a curtain around a booth that she occupied with a young man whose name we are told is Tenzo!!! Take that D.D. Alex!!! We don’t think this coupling screams “long term potential” but it’s nice to see Lain doing well. We’re really starting to like this chick!

What would Grem think of his lady Lydia engaged in an intimate and, from all appearances, serious conversation with the handsome carpenter Glenn??? We are shocked and dismayed, Lydia! Shocked and dismayed, we say! Our sources couldn’t overhear the conversation but we’re told that the pair only had eyes for one another despite all the commotion of the busy Inn!

We hear that Darren’s little love muffin Sugar managed to become brave enough to emerge from her room Sunday night for a bit. The dear, sweet Eless had a conversation with her, offering to help with the monumental case of agoraphobia that has crippled the bubble-blowing blonde over recent months. Unfortunately, Sugar didn’t look to eager to accept that help. However, she did make it through the night without running upstairs and was even seen leaving the Inn with Darren!!! Good for her!!!

Posted: September 14th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We totally HEART Darren’s antics! We could keep an entire blog just on his daily mission to annoy the Inn’s regular patrons. Friday night he turned his talents on Sianna who had evidently allowed him to borrow some objects of hers. He initially refused to give them back but when she continued to demand them, he pulled them out from hiding spots all over his body, including one that had been hidden in his boxers!!! Niiiice!!!

Evidently Sianna didn’t find it funny. It’s a shame. A poor sense of humor takes away from her raw HAWTNESS.

He then moved on to getting New Girl Emmie drunk with assistance from Brale Brother Baker!!! These two guys should just not be allowed to be around impressionable girls or slutty women. DoD-er Koy seemed to agree with us!!! She advised Emmie that if she was going to get drunk with the boys to be sure she keeps her wits enough to remain fully clothed.

Elly turned the night into Baker’s fantasy — a hot girl and as much ale as he could drink. Evidently, the Inn’s favorite witch has decided to branch her business ventures out further by creating a line of flavored ales!!! Is that competition for Jake’s Red Orc Brewery (the maker of the staple beer of RhyDin — Badsider)?!?! Elly even offered Baker 50% of the profits but… cue the head smack… Baker declined the money, saying he only wanted free ale.

HEIFER Jewell was back… ugh!!! Our sources overheard her telling Chryrie about the encounter with the city guards several nights prior. She actually admitted that she hadn’t learned her lesson!!! It’s time to GROW UP, girlfriend!!! We’re so disappointed in you.

Evidently’s Cor’s long lost twin should up in the Inn Friday night, accusing Cor of being evil. The whole thing reminds us of this story we read about an average joe who thought his… uh… package was a bit on the small side. So when he met this new girl that he really liked and it came time for them to, you know, make the relations he formed a plan!!! He put out the lantern and went into the bathroom where his brother was hiding. His brother who was sufficiently endowed went out to take his place in bed with his girlfriend, did the deed, and then went back to the bathroom so that the brothers could switch out again.

…anyway, we think that’s what Cor is doing with his long lost twin. Now the question is — which one of them is sporting a mini-frank and which one is sporting a foot long???

Teagan was on duty and, while some callers fill you up on sugary treats or witty calls, Teagan uses magic to transform the rings into dangerous but exciting matches, including our favorite — a swinging bridge over a pit of lava!!! BLOOD, GUTS, GORE!!! WE WANT MORE!!!

Gork hasn’t seemed to gain any rust after his long absence. He was seen in the basement Arena Friday night brushing up on his armed combat skills!!! The kid still looks awfully good with a sword!!!

Is one of RhyDin’s HAWTEST couples faltering??? Our sources have failed to spot Kaja in the usual haunts for several months and now there are reports that a goooorgeous blonde named Alex had her hands allllll over Naughty G’nort Friday night. Ooooh! We are shocked and dismayed!!! Shocked and dismayed!!!

Posted: September 4th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Yes, siree! Just as the title of this blog entry suggests, this is our 200th blog post!!! Okay, so actually the last entry was but we didn’t want to ruin the summary of the Warlord Tournament by going on about ourselves!

Anyway, YAY for us! We’re already planning a FABULOUS party for number 500! We just wanted to take a moment to thank YOU, our loyal readers, and to encourage you to check out all our fantastic sponsors, including T-shirt Zoo located in the Marketplace on 5th Street, Tiny and Timmy’s Lawn Care who hire only the BEST gnomes to get rid of your bare patches, and Kissable Lip Plumper so you too can have that pert pout that make the men drooooool!!!

Awkward much? Monday evening found Icer and Darkmere sitting together along with two women who seem to be out for Darkmere’s affections. Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera seems to think she has claim on those affections but he certainly treats her like crap! And the unassuming, new girl Emmie clearly does not believe she has claim to those affections yet Darkmere seems careful of her feelings. Sera stormed off but Dark stuck around and continued to get closer to new girl Emmie!

Wowza!!! New “it” couple located!!! Scottie and Sid are so deliciously HAWT!!! They were caught making out behind the bar in the middle of Sid’s shift. It seems that they just CANNOT keep their hands off one another. And who can blame them?!?!?

Soooomebody has fallen off the sobriety wagon! Charlie was spotted in the Outback Monday night looking like she’d had a VERY rough couple of days. Rehab’s calling this girl AGAIN! So sad! Lydia confronted her over some sort of issue dealing with Cute Single Erin. Harsh words were exchanged between the two women and both stormed off!!!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen chatting up RhyDin’s Sexiest Father Kheldar Monday night. She urged him to bring Mega-MILF Caedia to attract a crowd on the nights he calls!!! We HEART Koy and we soooo hope that he does!!! Kheld questioned Koy on how married life was treating her and her answer was, “even better than I thought”!!! SWOOOON!!! How cute!!!

Koy doesn’t seem to like to leave challenges pending!!! She and the lizard king Bran faced off for MoonBeryl right then and there!!! Unfortunately for Koy, she ended up on the losing end! Bran took MoonBeryl and Koy stormed towards the bar to drink away the loss!!

Congratulations to Bran!

Rand was seen on the shores of Twilight Island brushing up his rusty magic skillz with a duel against the LOOOOVELY Topaz! He took the loss but Topaz was sure to introduce him around to the small family-like crowd that gathers early in the week on Twilight Island! And as if he wasn’t enough male eye candy, Big Will Wulfson made a showing too! He got in a couple duels and looked SUPER HAWT while doing so! YUMMY!

Posted: August 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Sunday night found a wonderfully delicious scene as Bad Boy Darren practiced his pick-up lines on SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee!!! Kairee found them hilarious and we were left wondering once again why women in this city are so taken by Bad Boy Darren!!!

Just when we thought Darkmere was getting better he was back up to his old demanding and domineering ways over wonderful Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera!!! While we love when Sera’s up to drama, we do NOT like this type of drama.

The redhead Emmie who was stunned to find herself in RhyDin the previous night was still looking quite a bit shell shocked. The 100% pure sweetness Eless, who was tending bar, made sure she kept an eye out for the lovely redhead. The lovely redhead, on the other hand, was keeping an eye out for Dark!!! She certainly seemed to have a bit of a crush on the royal JERK!!! We hope she quickly learns to STAY AWAY!!! Even Harry warned her that she must be wary of Darkmere.

Unfortunately, Emmie didn’t seem to take the warning to heart.

The crowd gathered for “Late Night with Des and Gav” was particularly loud and wild this past Sunday night! We’re telling you! SUUUUUPER Des can sure draw a crowd! And Gav isn’t half bad to look at himself!

Harry was certainly in a marvelous mood!!! A game of Truth or Dare erupted and all sorts of general silliness! Harry made us love him even more by calling Emmie out on her crush on Darkmere but Emmie chickened out when asked what she’d like to do to his naked body. Thank the Gods! We don’t think we could have stood hearing about that.

Duel of Swords’ Supervisor Chris Graziano called a couple matches as a handful of people warmed up for the Warlord Tournament that would take place later into the night! In a weekend full of former greats showing up in the Arena and Annex, former Baron Rand showed up for a couple duels and seemed interested in re-establishing his name within the rings!

RAT-tastic Napoleon showed up (as he was going to help call the Warlord Tournament) and engaged in a mutual love session with Chris!!! Evidently everybody’s favorite PiRATe has adopted a litter of kittens which he is training to become fierce PiCATes! Are we the only ones who see how this could go very, very badly for Napoleon???

Posted: August 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Saturday night gave us further proof that TRASH-tastic Jade has absolutely no respect for women! She was spotted at the bar hitting on Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera’s man, Darkmere. Darkmere is CLEARLY not into her!!! TRASH-tastic Jade seems to be getting a bit desperate. She even seemed to get a bit down in the dumps when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was asking Wolv about his girl Kaspar. Wolv’s another man that isn’t swayed by TRASH-tastic Jade!!! He’s staying true to his gal!!! We LOVE to see that!!!

…Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade is losing her touch! She and Gabe have been broken up for a couple weeks and STILL doesn’t have a boyfriend to cheat on and make look like a fool.

The nexus was not kind to a dirty-mouthed redhead named Emmie who found herself in RhyDin much to her chagrin. She seemed quite terrified and even screamed out loud when she spotted Icer!!! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to reassure the lovely lass as to where she was and Icer tried to convince her that she wouldn’t have it but she was having NONE OF IT!!!

Oddly enough it was Darkmere who came to the girl’s aid and calmed her down!!! Perhaps being with Sera is smoothing out his rough edges?

Den Mama Sid showed up for her Saturday night shift which was full of its typical unruliness!!! And she was full of her typical SEXINESS!!! We DROOOOOOL over Den Mama Sid! She kept the drinks coming to Gabe and attempted to ease his sorrows. It seems that Gabe has a pretty cheery outlook considering he dumped his cute girlfriend for a psycho who later burned down his house! He’s just concentrating on rebuilding his life to where it was pre-Jade. Good luck, Gabe!

We just could NOT get enough of Malibu in IFL so we were over joyed when our sources told us that he was spotted in the basement Arena!!! He proved that he’s even more of a talent in armed combat than he was in unarmed! He took a clear cut win over Topaz who was busy cursing herself for dueling before loading up on caffeine! Now we know Topaz’s secret to success! How much do you want to bet that all the TDL arenas will make sure that there is no coffee being served the nights Topaz comes to visit?!?!?

Mr. Infamous Lupton remembered how to find his way into the depths of the Arena!!! He was seen chatting up another oldie in the very bad kitty Onyx and both of them got in a couple duels! Onyx was in her typically SLUTTACIOUS gear which included a latex dress. Now we refer to a lot of women as SLUTTACIOUS but none of them own it like Onyx owns it!!! It’s so wrong that it’s almost good!!!

Posted: August 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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