A Doll Of A Tuesday!

What would a Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn be without Amber??? Like a day without the sun! We hear that Adorable Amber was indeed behind the bar Tuesday night to serve patrons. She was evidently trying to give away the massive amount of chocolate bunnies that were left over from the weekend. We’re actually not sure what’s more dangerous to pump the patrons of the Inn full of — sugar or alcohol! Well, Amber was certainly doing both!

Aolani was there to spread her debauchery. That seems to be her favorite hobby… or maybe it’s a career. We don’t know a whole heck of a lot about the woman after all and, after hearing reports about how she spends her nights, not much would surprise us. She’s got a pretty little groupie named Jenillisa who’s often in tow and was with her playing some sort of drinking game last night. There was also a girl with her named Jessica who was odd as well. But not odd in Jenillisa’s overly sexual sort of way but in the “Mice are my friends!” sort of way. We hear that Harris was among them as well but didn’t get involved in their game, saying that he couldn’t afford having a hangover at his challenge the next day.

We’re not sure if the reason that Kazzy jumps from job to job is because she can’t keep one or because none of them can keep her attention for more than a month! Either way, she was overheard talking to Lil’ Bit Lirssa about her newest gig. It seems that Kazzy is working on the local ballet theater’s newest production. Thankfully, she’s not actually dancing because nobody wants to see that. She’s evidently doing some behind the scenes grunt work. We give it three weeks!

Speaking of Lil’ Bit Lirssa, it seems that The Many Faces of Fio has totally LIED to her about why her classes are suspended. Our sources overheard Lirssa tell Kazzy that Fio says she’s on “Spring Break”. We’re telling you right now that it is NOT going to go over well when Lirssa finds out that not only has Fio suspended her lessons with Prof. Jolyon but that she lied to her about it. Those are going to be some serious fireworks. Fio is about to get one heck of a crash course in parenting!

We hear that Wulfson was spotted on Twilight Island! He’s always good for a line or two in “Overheard Around Town”! He spent the first half of the evening catching up with old friends but we hear that Xanth did tempt him into the ring later in the evening. Some of our sources are suggesting that the MANY time Archmage might be thinking about another attempt at the title at the end of the cycle. Well, he’s got a couple months to brush up on his skills! We know we’d love to see him throw down with Archmage McPretty Sivanna!

Speaking of the Archmage, we hear that Sivanna didn’t know about the multiple Taneths until last night. Seriously??? What rock does this woman live under??? We’re thinking about having our flyers delivered directly to her home every day. That’s just unacceptable!

A small crowd gathered to duke it out in the Outback Tuesday night as well! We hear that Erin was there and seen catching up with Locke and Carley. Erin was evidently impressed by the strides that both of them have taken in the duels in her absence. We have to wonder if they’ve actually surpassed her skill! Erin is looking awfully rusty these days. We’ll have to wait and see if she’s going to make the commitment to a serious comeback.

Crazy Train Tara was seen pulling in a wagon with a toddler sized doll riding in it. Yep. You read that right. Of course, she was talking to the doll, mixing the doll drinks, and generally acting like herself. Well, evidently at some point, Aya got spooked by the doll. We hear that Aya evidently accused it of moving….. and so she took her sword to it. As you can imagine, Tara was pretty beside herself. Thankfully, though, she seemed more interested in whining to Tass than destroying the Outback. Evidently Tara sent Darcy over to talk to Aya and Aya made it pretty darn clear that she has a strong policy against inanimate objects moving, talking, or sipping on Badsiders at the bar. Take note, Barbie! Stay away from the Outback!

Rumor has it that Joey showed up in the Outback after being MIA for some time. She looked a bit tired but well enough. Her friends all seemed glad to see her but nobody was more thrilled than Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan for obvious reasons. We hear that the ladies decided that they had a lot of “catching up to do” and so they left pretty early into the night. We’re just surprised that Kalamere stayed back and didn’t join them on this “catching up”.

Edited: April 7th, 2010

Full Circle Saturday

It seems that things haven’t changed completely in our time away! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee still likes handsome company at the bar! She was seen again in the presence of the stately Julian who seems to be as about a stable figure in her life as they come. Maybe he really does have a shot!

As if Crazy Train Tara giving Darling Taneth a sex ed lesson wasn’t bad enough, we hear that Brale Brother Baker joined in on the corruption Saturday night! Thanks to a quick swat from Therapist Chryrie, it didn’t seem to get very far and Darling Taneth didn’t seem to understand what he was saying. The more startling thing is that she was announcing to the Uber Hawt Gem that she’s marrying the Overlord Tormay! What, what, what?!?!? We are shocked and dismayed! Shocked and dismayed, we tell you! Taneth can’t get married. She’s the last fair maiden in this city!

Maybe we’re coming around on Doc Anya. She’s certainly no Chief Mischief Maker Eless but we can’t hold everyone up to such lofty standards. We suppose she seems nice enough and Merchant Antonio does seem quite take by her! There’s got to be something special about the woman if she managed to land that big fish, right?!?! The pair stayed close to one another much of the night truly seeming to enjoy each other’s quiet company.

Crazy Train Tara was in full bonkers mode last night. We hear that she was seen hanging out with our new favorite Helston, Fabulous Fio, and was giving her ex Mini Frank Cor quite the hard time about talking to other women! In fact, she was none to pleased to see him having a private chat with his former longtime flame, Serena. Hmmm! Is there something brewing anew between the Crazy Train and the Mini Frank??? He’s just stupid enough to stick his toe back into that shark-infested baby pool.

Speaking of the oldies but goodies, we hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen in the Inn belly up to the bar. For one in such a woooonderful relationship with Bad Boy Darren, Erin certainly didn’t seem to be in all that marvelous of a mood. Bad Boy Darren is such TROUBLE! We hear it wasn’t the boyfriend that she was complaining about but how quite a few of her close friends have left the city over the past couple of months. She evidently hasn’t heard about all the fantastic new talent! Plenty of pretty faces to surround yourself with, E!

Well, well, well, things have finally come full circle, have they not? C.M.M Eless and Connar certainly seemed together Saturday night! Her sleeveless whispery midnight blue gown certainly blew him away. Well, to be perfectly honest, we don’t think he was exactly admiring the fine fabric! We hear the pair left together hand-in-hand. Faaaabulous! We hope they last. He’s had a crush on her for yeeaaars! A true gentleman!

Who’d have guessed it? The same day we sell up the beauties of our new favorite brunette, Emma, she’s spotted in the company of Lucky Lang! We’re not sure how he does it but there MUST be magic involved! The pair were spotted together chatting about Emma’s work (evidently she’s an advice columnist) and about Lucky Lang’s commitment issues. That, he most certainly has!

Edited: February 1st, 2009

Divine Mr. Monday!

Well, we’re certainly getting an idea of who the hot, young bachelorettes are these days! Wisper seems to rank pretty high on that list. She certainly doesn’t fit the traditional idea of beauty but that hasn’t stopped the men of this town from flocking to her. Although a couple nights ago she was seen rubbing elbows with Lucky Lang, last night she had a new escort at her side. We’re unsure of his name but he’s a tall, odd-looking man himself. According to our sources there certainly seemed to be some chemistry there!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We’re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that’s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, “the IDIOT”.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It’s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn’t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his “passion” (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis “crazy”. We think “crazy” might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D… but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones!  We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she’s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN’ Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We’re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Edited: October 7th, 2008

Beltane – Day One!

Unfortunately, we couldn’t make it to the first day of the Beltane celebration and it was certainly our loss! After hosting the celebration for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding, it seems that the Southern Glen was in fine form for another party! The trees were blossoming perfectly and we hear more than one or two couples through out the day were caught kissing in a romantic shower of petals. For the evening’s festivities, paper lanterns hung from the trees left the party area awash in a soft glow and garlands of flowers decorated the tents that dotted the glen. Faaaabulous!

We hear that even Big Britches Erin who has practically been in hiding since her break-up with Smoooth Cowboy Jake came out to join in for a bit. She was quite quiet throughout the night but looked lovely in a pale yellow dress with yellow flowers braided through her hair. We can’t help but wonder — is she really that torn up over the break-up??? Don’t get us wrong, Smoooooth Cowboy Jake is quite dashing but it’s not like B.B. Erin hasn’t been through a break-up or twelve in the past!

OMG! What was Krazy Kitty wearing??? Was that a…. GASP…. dress??? It was indeed! She looked downright mind-blowing in a fabulous light golden gown cinched to draw attention to her teeny tiny waist! We hear that Taneth helped her pick out the number and that was evident by the gorgeous pink flowers embroidered through out the bodice. Fantastic! Her man, Tass, was there in a exquisitely tailored jacket without a shirt underneath (for a bit of sex appeal) and similarly tailored pants.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee even showed up looking as lovely as always! And her loveliness certainly did not go unnoticed. We hear that her old friend and legendary duelist Elijah showed up in the Glen. The pair seemed anxious to make up for lost time and were quite chatty. The flirting was HAWT and HEAVY just as it should be on Beltane!

The Mischief Makers were evidently in full force! Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked even more stunning than normal! She had on a dress of shades of sheer blue that just barely covered her in all the necessary areas! Fantastic! It certainly made us wonder if she’s on a Man Hunt! She was there with DoD-er Rena who was looking pretty fly herself in a red number. She’s been dressed up quite a bit lately. Big thumbs up to that!

Even their darling little Trin looked adorable in a stunning, simple white sundress as she served as May Queen! And what a perfect May Queen she was! She bounced everywhere and seemed absolutely thrilled by being involved in the festivities. Her rumored boyfriend wasn’t present but that didn’t stop her from naming a Green Man. She choose young Loxley to serve in that capacity and we HEART the imagery of a young man standing on the cusp between childhood and adulthood serving such a role.

We’ve reported several times that Twin Spice has been seen getting awfully close with Awesome Alain. Well, we’re thisclose to labeling the pair a true “couple”. He didn’t stick around long but spent enough time to greet his girl with a kiss and even had a present with him for her! We are totally shocked by this pairing! It’s not often you see a naughty girl hook up with a naughty boy! Speaking of which, Twin Spice kept quite close to Not-So Tiny Tucker (who seems to be much more the “good boy” that the “naughty girl” type goes for) while he was working the grill. This is much more the type we see up her alley! In fact, the pair actually left the event together. We’re starting to wonder where Doc Eva is.

Have we mentioned lately how much we love love love Ayly! Girl is FIERCE!!! She showed up wearing a ruffly white number with a lace bust. She looked quite nearly innocent! She was accompanied by her current man, Wolv, as always. This girl is certainly not the type to show up for an event without the appropriate arm candy! FINALLY, it happened! In that perfect setting, Wolv dropped to a knee and presented Ayly with an extravagant diamond ring set on a gold band! The crowd cheered! Ayly sobbed! The answer was a very adamant YES! FABULOUS! They didn’t linger long after. We’re sure they had some, uh, celebrating to do…. if you know what we’re saying!

Maeve was every bit of the Maeve that we’ve all come to know and love! She was showing off a nice set of abs with a green tube top and white linen cropped pants held in place by a funky green, yellow, and white belt! We hear that she had a cherry blossom behind each ear and swirling designs painted in white across her body in her people’s tradition celebration of Spring. She was eager to meet up with her friends, including the delicious Taneth, and the ladies were in a fine mood for some music (which Maeve provided on her bongos) and dancing!

Much to the delight of the ladies gathered, Antonio set up a kissing booth after the festivities starting the Beltane weekend!!! All the donations were matched by Antonio and the money went to charity. Even the May Queen Trinala got in on the act and offered up her kisses as well! We hear that Alysia and Crazy Train Tara were both quite shocked to see Tass step up first in line to kiss Antonio! That certainly doesn’t even begin to describe how surprised Antonio probably was to have a MAJOR kiss laid on him by Tass! Krazy Kitty only laughed. Those two are QUITE the interesting pair!

A FAAAABULOUS night was had by all! It’s the start of spring and we cannot wait for the spring and summer romances to begin popping up! What a fantastic spring this shall be!

Edited: May 9th, 2008

Overheard Around Town!

- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Edited: May 2nd, 2008