Full Circle Saturday

It seems that things haven’t changed completely in our time away! SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee still likes handsome company at the bar! She was seen again in the presence of the stately Julian who seems to be as about a stable figure in her life as they come. Maybe he really does have a shot!

As if Crazy Train Tara giving Darling Taneth a sex ed lesson wasn’t bad enough, we hear that Brale Brother Baker joined in on the corruption Saturday night! Thanks to a quick swat from Therapist Chryrie, it didn’t seem to get very far and Darling Taneth didn’t seem to understand what he was saying. The more startling thing is that she was announcing to the Uber Hawt Gem that she’s marrying the Overlord Tormay! What, what, what?!?!? We are shocked and dismayed! Shocked and dismayed, we tell you! Taneth can’t get married. She’s the last fair maiden in this city!

Maybe we’re coming around on Doc Anya. She’s certainly no Chief Mischief Maker Eless but we can’t hold everyone up to such lofty standards. We suppose she seems nice enough and Merchant Antonio does seem quite take by her! There’s got to be something special about the woman if she managed to land that big fish, right?!?! The pair stayed close to one another much of the night truly seeming to enjoy each other’s quiet company.

Crazy Train Tara was in full bonkers mode last night. We hear that she was seen hanging out with our new favorite Helston, Fabulous Fio, and was giving her ex Mini Frank Cor quite the hard time about talking to other women! In fact, she was none to pleased to see him having a private chat with his former longtime flame, Serena. Hmmm! Is there something brewing anew between the Crazy Train and the Mini Frank??? He’s just stupid enough to stick his toe back into that shark-infested baby pool.

Speaking of the oldies but goodies, we hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen in the Inn belly up to the bar. For one in such a woooonderful relationship with Bad Boy Darren, Erin certainly didn’t seem to be in all that marvelous of a mood. Bad Boy Darren is such TROUBLE! We hear it wasn’t the boyfriend that she was complaining about but how quite a few of her close friends have left the city over the past couple of months. She evidently hasn’t heard about all the fantastic new talent! Plenty of pretty faces to surround yourself with, E!

Well, well, well, things have finally come full circle, have they not? C.M.M Eless and Connar certainly seemed together Saturday night! Her sleeveless whispery midnight blue gown certainly blew him away. Well, to be perfectly honest, we don’t think he was exactly admiring the fine fabric! We hear the pair left together hand-in-hand. Faaaabulous! We hope they last. He’s had a crush on her for yeeaaars! A true gentleman!

Who’d have guessed it? The same day we sell up the beauties of our new favorite brunette, Emma, she’s spotted in the company of Lucky Lang! We’re not sure how he does it but there MUST be magic involved! The pair were spotted together chatting about Emma’s work (evidently she’s an advice columnist) and about Lucky Lang’s commitment issues. That, he most certainly has!

Edited: February 1st, 2009

Divine Mr. Monday!

Well, we’re certainly getting an idea of who the hot, young bachelorettes are these days! Wisper seems to rank pretty high on that list. She certainly doesn’t fit the traditional idea of beauty but that hasn’t stopped the men of this town from flocking to her. Although a couple nights ago she was seen rubbing elbows with Lucky Lang, last night she had a new escort at her side. We’re unsure of his name but he’s a tall, odd-looking man himself. According to our sources there certainly seemed to be some chemistry there!

Crazy Train Tara made her usual sort of entrance Monday night. We’re told that when she came prancing in, she was in quite the foul mood! It seems that her latest in a long line of star crossed marriages is starting to falter. Wow. Now that’s a shocker, huh? SPLENDIFEORUS Kairee and the equally sympathetic Psycho Skid were on hand to listen to her complain about her husband, “the IDIOT”.

The conversation came to a quick halt when the wonderful Therapist Chryrie arrived! It’s great to see her happy and healthy! The crowd was deliriously happy at her arrival and C.T. Tara cornered her to complain about gnomes. Now Therapist Chryrie is the best unofficial head shrink in the city. Isn’t there anything that she can do for C.T. Tara?

It appears not for while Chryrie got distracted by Antonio and his “passion” (is his goal to bed every woman in RhyDin?), C.T. Tara laid into some redheaded chick named Manda for calling Anubis “crazy”. We think “crazy” might be a wee bit of an understatement! Unfortunately before the Inn was witnessed to a redhead chick fight, Daniel DeAuster stepped in to calm the situation down. Now typically we love the Divine Mr. D… but come on??? What sort of man breaks up a chick fight??? Throw a bucket of mud on in, pop yourself some popcorn, and sit back to enjoy the show!

In the Outback, the formerly pregnant Rory (who we hear had a girl a couple months back) was commiserating with the currently pregnant DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! We love the little ones!  We think Koy will be an excellent mommy! And super stylish to boot! They just MUST have a girl! A fabulous, fabulous little girl. SUUUUPER Des was there on duty and joined in on the mommy talk. Are we the only ones wondering when she’s going to pop out another??? The party was broken up when SMOKIN’ Sartan came to collect his wife and The Gov MAN-tastic Matt made the unwise move of again bringing up having Koy give birth on a spaceship. He really should just give that up!

While the Outback seemed to be the place of old married couples last night, there was one interesting pairing of singles at the bar! We’re told that Big Britches Erin and Bad Boy Darren were spending an awful lot of time together. In fact, she was even seen holding his hand! Good Lord! What have we missed???

Edited: October 7th, 2008

Beltane – Day One!

Unfortunately, we couldn’t make it to the first day of the Beltane celebration and it was certainly our loss! After hosting the celebration for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding, it seems that the Southern Glen was in fine form for another party! The trees were blossoming perfectly and we hear more than one or two couples through out the day were caught kissing in a romantic shower of petals. For the evening’s festivities, paper lanterns hung from the trees left the party area awash in a soft glow and garlands of flowers decorated the tents that dotted the glen. Faaaabulous!

We hear that even Big Britches Erin who has practically been in hiding since her break-up with Smoooth Cowboy Jake came out to join in for a bit. She was quite quiet throughout the night but looked lovely in a pale yellow dress with yellow flowers braided through her hair. We can’t help but wonder — is she really that torn up over the break-up??? Don’t get us wrong, Smoooooth Cowboy Jake is quite dashing but it’s not like B.B. Erin hasn’t been through a break-up or twelve in the past!

OMG! What was Krazy Kitty wearing??? Was that a…. GASP…. dress??? It was indeed! She looked downright mind-blowing in a fabulous light golden gown cinched to draw attention to her teeny tiny waist! We hear that Taneth helped her pick out the number and that was evident by the gorgeous pink flowers embroidered through out the bodice. Fantastic! Her man, Tass, was there in a exquisitely tailored jacket without a shirt underneath (for a bit of sex appeal) and similarly tailored pants.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee even showed up looking as lovely as always! And her loveliness certainly did not go unnoticed. We hear that her old friend and legendary duelist Elijah showed up in the Glen. The pair seemed anxious to make up for lost time and were quite chatty. The flirting was HAWT and HEAVY just as it should be on Beltane!

The Mischief Makers were evidently in full force! Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked even more stunning than normal! She had on a dress of shades of sheer blue that just barely covered her in all the necessary areas! Fantastic! It certainly made us wonder if she’s on a Man Hunt! She was there with DoD-er Rena who was looking pretty fly herself in a red number. She’s been dressed up quite a bit lately. Big thumbs up to that!

Even their darling little Trin looked adorable in a stunning, simple white sundress as she served as May Queen! And what a perfect May Queen she was! She bounced everywhere and seemed absolutely thrilled by being involved in the festivities. Her rumored boyfriend wasn’t present but that didn’t stop her from naming a Green Man. She choose young Loxley to serve in that capacity and we HEART the imagery of a young man standing on the cusp between childhood and adulthood serving such a role.

We’ve reported several times that Twin Spice has been seen getting awfully close with Awesome Alain. Well, we’re thisclose to labeling the pair a true “couple”. He didn’t stick around long but spent enough time to greet his girl with a kiss and even had a present with him for her! We are totally shocked by this pairing! It’s not often you see a naughty girl hook up with a naughty boy! Speaking of which, Twin Spice kept quite close to Not-So Tiny Tucker (who seems to be much more the “good boy” that the “naughty girl” type goes for) while he was working the grill. This is much more the type we see up her alley! In fact, the pair actually left the event together. We’re starting to wonder where Doc Eva is.

Have we mentioned lately how much we love love love Ayly! Girl is FIERCE!!! She showed up wearing a ruffly white number with a lace bust. She looked quite nearly innocent! She was accompanied by her current man, Wolv, as always. This girl is certainly not the type to show up for an event without the appropriate arm candy! FINALLY, it happened! In that perfect setting, Wolv dropped to a knee and presented Ayly with an extravagant diamond ring set on a gold band! The crowd cheered! Ayly sobbed! The answer was a very adamant YES! FABULOUS! They didn’t linger long after. We’re sure they had some, uh, celebrating to do…. if you know what we’re saying!

Maeve was every bit of the Maeve that we’ve all come to know and love! She was showing off a nice set of abs with a green tube top and white linen cropped pants held in place by a funky green, yellow, and white belt! We hear that she had a cherry blossom behind each ear and swirling designs painted in white across her body in her people’s tradition celebration of Spring. She was eager to meet up with her friends, including the delicious Taneth, and the ladies were in a fine mood for some music (which Maeve provided on her bongos) and dancing!

Much to the delight of the ladies gathered, Antonio set up a kissing booth after the festivities starting the Beltane weekend!!! All the donations were matched by Antonio and the money went to charity. Even the May Queen Trinala got in on the act and offered up her kisses as well! We hear that Alysia and Crazy Train Tara were both quite shocked to see Tass step up first in line to kiss Antonio! That certainly doesn’t even begin to describe how surprised Antonio probably was to have a MAJOR kiss laid on him by Tass! Krazy Kitty only laughed. Those two are QUITE the interesting pair!

A FAAAABULOUS night was had by all! It’s the start of spring and we cannot wait for the spring and summer romances to begin popping up! What a fantastic spring this shall be!

Edited: May 9th, 2008

Overheard Around Town!

- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Edited: May 2nd, 2008

Mischief Reigns Wednesday!

The Booze Sisters — Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade — were hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night dishing about their men problems. And, man, have they had a lot of those lately!!! It doesn’t appear that Booze Sister Hina is too broken-hearted over Mini-Frank Cor jumping so quickly into an engagement with another woman. Instead, it seems that she’s confused over something she’s got going with one of the Frat Boys! Evidently Frat Boy Quinn already wants a “break”. We told you that one was a rotten egg!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake is still on the rebound and, man, is he good at playing the field! He seemed like such a bumbling fool when he was with Big Britches Erin but apart from her, he’s one silky smooth operator! He teasingly flirted with DoD-er Rena before moving on to the real object of his affection — Cowgirl Molly! The pair seemed awfully entwined and were definitely whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears! HAWT!

Amthy ran into her old friend Amnesiac Tara in the Inn and after a brief stand-off while Amnesiac Tara made her prove to be whom she said she was, the two carried on as if no time had passed. Our sources think that Amthy was blissfully ignorant of any changes in her friend. She just seemed to think the whole thing a wonderful game! We do HEART Amthy and her perpetual silliness!

The DIVINE Storm and her Yummy Ewan were seen chatting at a table and, man, was DIVINE Storm happy to see Eless! Eless evidently expressed her congratulations over the pair’s impending joy and the old friends certainly seemed happy to be reunited! Have we mentioned just how happy we are to have the Head Mischief Maker back among us??? We sure hope that she gets over her heart ache and is back up to trouble in no time!

Edited: April 20th, 2008