Unfortunately, we couldn’t make it to the first day of the Beltane celebration and it was certainly our loss! After hosting the celebration for Johnny and Sianna’s wedding, it seems that the Southern Glen was in fine form for another party! The trees were blossoming perfectly and we hear more than one or two couples through out the day were caught kissing in a romantic shower of petals. For the evening’s festivities, paper lanterns hung from the trees left the party area awash in a soft glow and garlands of flowers decorated the tents that dotted the glen. Faaaabulous!

We hear that even Big Britches Erin who has practically been in hiding since her break-up with Smoooth Cowboy Jake came out to join in for a bit. She was quite quiet throughout the night but looked lovely in a pale yellow dress with yellow flowers braided through her hair. We can’t help but wonder — is she really that torn up over the break-up??? Don’t get us wrong, Smoooooth Cowboy Jake is quite dashing but it’s not like B.B. Erin hasn’t been through a break-up or twelve in the past!

OMG! What was Krazy Kitty wearing??? Was that a…. GASP…. dress??? It was indeed! She looked downright mind-blowing in a fabulous light golden gown cinched to draw attention to her teeny tiny waist! We hear that Taneth helped her pick out the number and that was evident by the gorgeous pink flowers embroidered through out the bodice. Fantastic! Her man, Tass, was there in a exquisitely tailored jacket without a shirt underneath (for a bit of sex appeal) and similarly tailored pants.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee even showed up looking as lovely as always! And her loveliness certainly did not go unnoticed. We hear that her old friend and legendary duelist Elijah showed up in the Glen. The pair seemed anxious to make up for lost time and were quite chatty. The flirting was HAWT and HEAVY just as it should be on Beltane!

The Mischief Makers were evidently in full force! Chief Mischief Maker Eless looked even more stunning than normal! She had on a dress of shades of sheer blue that just barely covered her in all the necessary areas! Fantastic! It certainly made us wonder if she’s on a Man Hunt! She was there with DoD-er Rena who was looking pretty fly herself in a red number. She’s been dressed up quite a bit lately. Big thumbs up to that!

Even their darling little Trin looked adorable in a stunning, simple white sundress as she served as May Queen! And what a perfect May Queen she was! She bounced everywhere and seemed absolutely thrilled by being involved in the festivities. Her rumored boyfriend wasn’t present but that didn’t stop her from naming a Green Man. She choose young Loxley to serve in that capacity and we HEART the imagery of a young man standing on the cusp between childhood and adulthood serving such a role.

We’ve reported several times that Twin Spice has been seen getting awfully close with Awesome Alain. Well, we’re thisclose to labeling the pair a true “couple”. He didn’t stick around long but spent enough time to greet his girl with a kiss and even had a present with him for her! We are totally shocked by this pairing! It’s not often you see a naughty girl hook up with a naughty boy! Speaking of which, Twin Spice kept quite close to Not-So Tiny Tucker (who seems to be much more the “good boy” that the “naughty girl” type goes for) while he was working the grill. This is much more the type we see up her alley! In fact, the pair actually left the event together. We’re starting to wonder where Doc Eva is.

Have we mentioned lately how much we love love love Ayly! Girl is FIERCE!!! She showed up wearing a ruffly white number with a lace bust. She looked quite nearly innocent! She was accompanied by her current man, Wolv, as always. This girl is certainly not the type to show up for an event without the appropriate arm candy! FINALLY, it happened! In that perfect setting, Wolv dropped to a knee and presented Ayly with an extravagant diamond ring set on a gold band! The crowd cheered! Ayly sobbed! The answer was a very adamant YES! FABULOUS! They didn’t linger long after. We’re sure they had some, uh, celebrating to do…. if you know what we’re saying!

Maeve was every bit of the Maeve that we’ve all come to know and love! She was showing off a nice set of abs with a green tube top and white linen cropped pants held in place by a funky green, yellow, and white belt! We hear that she had a cherry blossom behind each ear and swirling designs painted in white across her body in her people’s tradition celebration of Spring. She was eager to meet up with her friends, including the delicious Taneth, and the ladies were in a fine mood for some music (which Maeve provided on her bongos) and dancing!

Much to the delight of the ladies gathered, Antonio set up a kissing booth after the festivities starting the Beltane weekend!!! All the donations were matched by Antonio and the money went to charity. Even the May Queen Trinala got in on the act and offered up her kisses as well! We hear that Alysia and Crazy Train Tara were both quite shocked to see Tass step up first in line to kiss Antonio! That certainly doesn’t even begin to describe how surprised Antonio probably was to have a MAJOR kiss laid on him by Tass! Krazy Kitty only laughed. Those two are QUITE the interesting pair!

A FAAAABULOUS night was had by all! It’s the start of spring and we cannot wait for the spring and summer romances to begin popping up! What a fantastic spring this shall be!

Posted: May 9th, 2008 under Event.
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- “Listen, man. Don’t be all bitter because your shirt shows that you’re pushing a B-cup. I’m not the one who dressed you. ” The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan to Cute Single Dad Bane.

- “”Why thank you. I’m careful to keep it groomed, and ever stylish.” Deadbeat Dad Alex when complimented on his pretty hair. As insane as he is, part of us has to admit that we love D.D. Alex.

- “I’m the kinda guy women love to hate! They hate me, and then they love me!” Or so claims Brale Brother Baker!

- “I don’t understand what’s so hard to follow with us! BoozeBoozeInsultBoozeSex! That’s it!” Another deep thought from DoD-er Eve.

- “You do need to be careful, though, Nova. If you shelter her too much, she’ll run off with a biker and pierce her naval and tattoo Bubba on her boobs.” Big Britches Erin warning SPEEDSTER Nova why he shouldn’t be too over protective of his daughter. Doesn’t it sound as if she’s speaking from experience???

- ” I wore heels once. I was busting a buddy outta jail.” Are we the only ones dying to know the rest of Brale Brother Baker’s story?

- “I wonder if there’s enough room for Sartan’s ego and Bran’s tail in that ring.” Soerl on a match in the Outback between The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran.

- “Nice to meet you, Brian. Did we have intercourse?” So asked Tara. Only in RhyDin.

- “Name’s P’Imp. I’m the Overlord. Wanna see my sword?” The Imp hitting on a new, unsuspecting young woman.

- “If you need help, Rena, I’m here! And maybe a test of how long a sugar high can last.” So said RAT-tastic Napoleon while clutching a box of sweets!

Posted: May 2nd, 2008 under Overheard.
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The Booze Sisters — Hina and TRASH-tastic Jade — were hanging out in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night dishing about their men problems. And, man, have they had a lot of those lately!!! It doesn’t appear that Booze Sister Hina is too broken-hearted over Mini-Frank Cor jumping so quickly into an engagement with another woman. Instead, it seems that she’s confused over something she’s got going with one of the Frat Boys! Evidently Frat Boy Quinn already wants a “break”. We told you that one was a rotten egg!

Smooooth Cowboy Jake is still on the rebound and, man, is he good at playing the field! He seemed like such a bumbling fool when he was with Big Britches Erin but apart from her, he’s one silky smooth operator! He teasingly flirted with DoD-er Rena before moving on to the real object of his affection — Cowgirl Molly! The pair seemed awfully entwined and were definitely whispering sweet nothings in each other’s ears! HAWT!

Amthy ran into her old friend Amnesiac Tara in the Inn and after a brief stand-off while Amnesiac Tara made her prove to be whom she said she was, the two carried on as if no time had passed. Our sources think that Amthy was blissfully ignorant of any changes in her friend. She just seemed to think the whole thing a wonderful game! We do HEART Amthy and her perpetual silliness!

The DIVINE Storm and her Yummy Ewan were seen chatting at a table and, man, was DIVINE Storm happy to see Eless! Eless evidently expressed her congratulations over the pair’s impending joy and the old friends certainly seemed happy to be reunited! Have we mentioned just how happy we are to have the Head Mischief Maker back among us??? We sure hope that she gets over her heart ache and is back up to trouble in no time!

Posted: April 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she’ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She’s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else’s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her “roommate” several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn’t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don’t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn’t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he’s been busy “working”. We’d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we’re still not sure if The Bum’s seen an honest day’s work in his whole life! We’ll let you be the judge of what he’s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G’naughty G’nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G’naughty G’nort’s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G’nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn’t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s playboy ways. And she should! We’re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We wonder sometimes if Deadbeat Dad Alex gets tired of being the center of constant drama or if he just enjoys women fighting over him! Either way, he was up to it again Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We hear that Jalleia and The Other Woman Lain reaaaally had it out. The Other Woman Lain asked Jalleia how she puts up with D.D. Alex’s sleeping around and Jalleia made it clear that she didn’t really care! The Other Woman Lain took a swing at Jalleia which only glanced off her cheek and Jalleia countered with one heck of a blow! We almost felt bad for Lain as she tucked her tail between her legs and headed upstairs.

Rocky Road Rhy was NOT looking stellar with red, puffy eyes and a very dark expression. At first we worried it was over Dean! Poor Rocky Road Rhy has had a rough relationship road as before she dated Brandon, she was used and cheated on by Lang. As much as we give her a hard time, we certainly don’t want to see her have to go down THAT road again! She was seen with Dean on the porch later and he was consoling her over Playboy Demon Damien dumping TRASH-tastic Jade. We sure hope TRASH-tastic Jade realizes what a caring friend she has in R.R. Rhy! Brownie points for Rhy!

We hear that Lang and Lyren brought TRASH-tastic Jade by the Inn a short time later but she never actually made it inside. One of our sources say that TRASH-tastic Jade was much too much of a sobbing mess for the Inn. She was comforted by Rhy and her other friends before heading off without ever making it inside. Wow. Is that concern we feel deep down their in our bowels??? Despite TRASH-tastic Jade’s many relationship wanderings we actually do feel a bit bad for her now.

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was overheard teasing Head Pussy Panther about how very domesticated he has become in his relationship with the sweet S’jira! We must agree that Head Pussy Panther is quite gentle and calm around the lovely woman. Kairee even asked when their marriage ceremony would be taking place but Panther was quick to escape those personal questions. You HAVE to know that the news of their engagement must be coming sometime soon!!!

Awesome Alain was all weepy-eyed at the bar over the end of his relationship which he was discussing with Miss Mercy and the sweet-tempered Izira. Boooo! We don’t like Awesome Alain acting like a girl! That’s so not HAWT in our books. To make matters worse, he was drinking wine! Le sigh. We suppose you girly types will like that he was showing his sensitive side but we like him ROUGH and DANGEROUS!!! Hopefully, he’ll get back on the ball of making us alllll drool sometime very soon!

Yummy Ewan and Lucky Lucien accompanied one another in and were seen having drinks while catching up! We hear that the pair were discussing Sylvia’s new budding relationship with a certain someone. The conversation was kept quite kept masked and vague as two such classy, intelligent men tend to talk in public but the pair seemed to be concerned! Could this be in regards to Hudson, Sianna’s brother, who has been seen keeping company with Sylvia recently and accompanied her to the opera??? We’re dying to know, guys!

SUUUUPER Des was not the least bit amused by Unwashed Pirate II Robert’s antics…. and she wasn’t the only one. However, we are, as usual, greatly amused by them!!! He was seen blatantly hitting on all the women and telling them to get naked for him. One of these days SUUUUPER Des is going to blast a shotgun shell through his gut. For a while his suggestive statements became so bold to Ballerina Katarina, we thought that he may just get that shotgun shell from Johnny when he found out about it!

….But Robert’s attentions moved elsewhere and Katarina moved on to spend some time with Jolyon! The pair was having quite the intense conversation. We wonder if we can FINALLY call them a couple!!! Katarina seemed a bit distressed but we hear that with the opera having ended, they are posting spots for her dance troupe early this week! We bet that the stress of not knowing whether she will be a principle or in the chorus is starting to wear on her. She HAS to be the prima ballerina! She was FANTASTIC in the opera!

The women of the Arena were being FIESTY Saturday night in the Inn’s basement!!! We hear that Big Britches Erin seemed quite cheerful and was mouthing off at SPEEDSTER Nova! One of the male warlords tried to talk smack to Baroness of the Old Temple Hottie Pirate Teagan but she didn’t have patience for any of it! She told him he was out of his league and Big Britches Erin jumped in to have her back. We love all the back talking women!

SPEEDSTER Nova took no notice and was soon back to causing trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Rix, Hottie Hodge! The trio of boys bashed fellow duelers, checked each other’s noses for who knows what, and insulted one another while Hottie Hodge did her best to keep them in line. What a thankless job THAT is!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Some of RhyDin’s finest bar flies, debutantes, sports stars, and celebrities gathered in the Southern Glen for a major Country & Western BBQ Bash! The early spring rains that have settled over the city held off but it was quite the chilly evening. We hear that there was lots of people snuggling up around the fire to stay warm! If snuggling wasn’t your cup of tea, there was also square dancing and rides on a mechanical bull to keep the blood flowing!

The more we see of this Caitlin chick, the more we absolutely adore her! She’s is just too cute for words! The pretty brunette seemed to want to play wallflower and, in fact, even had a book with her. But she’s far too pretty to blend into the landscape! She was dressed in a cute brown halter top and a lovely white peasant skirt.

The music was lively and so was Amber in a jaunty dress with a full petticoat as she hosted the square dancing! She was shuffling her feet to the music and was totally in the part! While she kept the dance floor hopping, Tucker made sure that all the party goers got their fill of BBQ, all the fixings, and beer! He also seemed to be flirting with the same odd bird we’ve caught him with before! We hear that her name is Dru and, although, she looked quite lovely in her pink and white plaid dresss, we’re still not sure about her. Plus, she better not even THINK about stealing Doc Eva’s man!

Later she was seen taking a spin and laughing with Peredhil. We’re a little worried about this girl! She’s always seen with the men of some of our favorite women! Plus, with as crazy as Potter Piper has been lately, we haven’t seen too many smiles out of her Perry. For the first time in a long time, Peredhil actually seemed to be enjoying himself in public…. and was surrounded by beautiful unattached women!

OMG! Do we LOVE Aly or what?!?! This girl just knoooows how to put together a costume. She was dressed like a HAWT sheriff! In fact, she can cuff us anytime! Her, uh, assets were quite snugly settled into a black vest with zip underneath and paired with a black cowboy hat, skintight black pants, and the outfit was completed with a shining badge! Just too hot for words! Really! She was even able to get her man Wolv into the act this time.

Ballerina Katarina kept her dance card full! …But what do you except from RhyDin’s loveliest dancer??? She was spotted taking turns around the dance floor with Johnny and Peredhil but once she spotted Jolyon, she only had eyes for him! Jolyon was not interested in dancing with the lovely ballerina! Is he insane??? Instead he was captivated by the bull riding which Katarina seemed to want no part of! In fact, she seemed quite concerned over Jolyon’s interest in it and was overheard lecturing her cousin Johnny when he spoke of it.

Everybody in attendance seemed to be in a festive mood! And Smooooth Cowboy Jake was certainly no exception! You had to know that he would be there. This is riiiiight up his alley. He looked quite comfortable as he hung out with a GORGEOUS looker! We hear the girl’s name is Molly and she also looked right comfortable in her cowboy hat, jeans, and boots! These two weren’t interested in dancing, though. They had their eyes on the bull riding! Jake skipped the mechanical bulls and went right to the REAL DEAL! The sizzling hot Molly cheered him on as he showed the crowd how it was done. Wowza! An opera date with a mystery redhead??? Bull-riding while being cheered on by a hot cowgirl??? His stock is REALLY rising during this break with Big Britches Erin!

It was a fab-fab-fabulous event and fun was had all around! We can’t wait until the next Red Dragon Inn sponsored event comes along! These are too much fun!

Posted: March 31st, 2008 under Event.
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Amber was behind the bar in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night slinging drinks to the small crowd and talking about her plans for Friday night! It seems that one of our favorite tenders is spending Friday evening at the big BBQ in the Glen! How fabulous will that be??? We hear that there will be plenty of food, dancing, and even a mechanical bull! HAWT! You better believe that our sources will be there in full force even if we’re not!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil will definitely be there. Are we the only ones that think this a sort of tame Friday night for him??? Isn’t there some strip club somewhere he should be hitting up??? We wonder if he’ll bring his new stripper girl, Siren!!! We hear that he was seen again hanging out with HER and the pair were having quite the in depth conversation.

The Outback was a bit busier! In fact, Not Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling duels and talking quietly with his former girlfriend, Spice of the former bar tending twins! The pair seemed to have quite the frank conversation! Maybe she got some answers out of this new curious version of Cor!

Big Britches Erin was NOT looking good Tuesday night! In fact, she was looking downright miserable. Evidently, she’s not taking this tiff with Redneck Cowboy Jake very well. Interestingly enough, it was The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan whom she picked to pour her heart out to!!! Salt in that bitter, bitter wound, eh, Jake? Despite venting for quite a long while to Sartan (whom appeared to be on his best behavior… for whatever that’s worth), B.B. Erin still seemed quite upset when she left.

Kaja managed to stumble her way back towards town long enough to make her husband G’naughty G’nort happy and to get a couple duels in. These two are enough to make even the strongest stomach lurch in desperation!!! Keep the PDA at home, kids!

With the lovely Wyh Not in the caller’s seat, the match for the FireStar opal commenced between the slaver Anubis and the… interesting Maetel! Unfortunately it seems Anubis and his ego are in place for a while as he managed to defeat Maetel and keep his magic rock. Congratulations, Anubis…. we guess.

Posted: March 27th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons.  She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources brought us fabulous news! It seems that Kacey was seen back with her main squeeze Davarin Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn!!! We wholeheartedly approve! We love seeing Kacey happy and she definitely does seem happy and more confident in Davarin’s presence. Oddly enough considering his gruff demeanor, that guy seems to have a really positive impact on her! Love this pairing!

How much longer can Chase and Quel really last??? They never seem happy in one another’s presence and when our sources spotted them chatting intently at a table, it seemed to be no exception! By the end of the intense conversation, the pair seemed to make up yet again. We have a feeling that eventually Quel is going to get tired of PAARTY Girl Chase’s wandering eye and find himself a good girl. She’s sooooo not his type! That girl is T.R.O.U.B.L.E!

We hear that there was quite the planning session for TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien’s wedding at the bar. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Psycho Skid were both giving their opinions on the affair. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee seemed to be suggesting some sort of naked fertility ritual! While we do think that would be HIGHLY entertaining we’re greatly worried on the effects that a Jade/Damien child would have on RhyDin! Even Psycho Skid seemed able to put away his craziness for a bit to give some helpful suggestions. The one person who seemed uninterested and actually left the Inn??? The groom!!! We hear that a date STILL hasn’t been set and that’s due to Damien dragging his feet. We knew that Playboy Demon Damien was having second thoughts!

Wowzers! Locke we overheard telling Tucker that Redneck Cowboy Jake took a real beating in the early hours of the morning prior. It seems that after his tiff with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan, Jake took his attitude over to the Inn and got into a rumble with Anubis in which Anubis gave him a ROYAL BEAT DOWN!!! Interestingly enough despite Locke’s well-documented feelings on Jake, Locke didn’t seem to take a lot of pleasure in the beat down. In fact, he seemed a wee bit worried about the redneck! Not all that worried, though! As soon as he saw PAARTY Girl Atalanta all thoughts of Jake seemed to disappear! It seems that Locke’s STILL got it bad for that girl.

It seems that Lana did not go through with that wedding after all! She was seen in the Inn five days AFTER her wedding was supposed to happen and was flirting with Jolyon. Ugh! What a bummer! We had so thought him property of the Smith girls! We HEART them!!! To make matters worse Juliane and Katarina were actually present! We sure hope that their hopes weren’t dashed. Juliane spoke briefly to Jolyon when he came to the bar for a glass of wine for Lana but Katarina was far too busy receiving congratulations on her FANTASTIC performance in the opera. We have been and we must suggest that EVERYONE go before the show closes. What a fabulous time we had! Johnny was behind the bar Thursday night and we must say that IT’S ABOUT TIME!!! He needs to keep a better eye on those girls. They are definitely attracting some male attention!

The night got even MORE surprising!!! One of our sources did spot Redneck Cowboy Jake nursing his sorrows with a beer at the bar laaaate into the night. However, he didn’t stay down for long! A knock-out mystery redhead was seen making plans with him to attend the opera later in the week. He was even overheard telling her that he’d hire a carriage for the night to pick them up and she was going to help him find a tux! OMG! Is this the end of Redneck Cowboy Jake and Big Britches Erin?!?!?

Amid rumors that Venom Vinny and Hina are now dating, the pair were seen together in the Arena Thursday night. However, while they didn’t seem to be avoiding one another, they definitely didn’t seem to be all that friendly either. Vinny seemed much more interested in dueling while Hina seemed preoccupied discussing Not Mini-Frank Cor’s “changes” with Tass. It seems that she’s quite upset that the man she had JUUUUUST started dating now doesn’t remember her and appears a bit older. We must say that it is all a bit curious.

Not Mini-Frank Cor called one heck of a one-shot battle between the Baroness of Battlefield Park Maria and her challenger Warlizard Bran! The most faaaabulous part of the match??? The RAT-tastic Napoleon was there serving as Maria’s second and cheering her on. We totally HEART Napoleon! He’s so friggin’ cute that we just want to squeeze him up! In the end, though, Napoleon nor her sister Myria’s cheering could push Maria to victory, the senior baroness dropped this one by two points and Bran became the new Baron of Battlefield Park!

Congratulations, Bran!

Posted: March 23rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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