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Drama-Rouser Monday!

TRASH-tastic Jade was seen admiring a ruby that Aurthur had given Icer as an early Valentine’s Day gift Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn! We suppose that when you knock up your dragon-woman as many times as Aurthur does, it’s necessary to go BIG for Valentine’s Day. Playboy Demon Damien was present to watch Jade’s excitement over Icer’s gift. That sets the bar pretty high for him, no??? We’re sure Damien can manage! He’ll just have to lay on the charm pretty thick! It’s always seemed to have worked for him in the past!!!

Oooooh! We knew those PAAAARRRTY girls would be drama-rousers! Although, Locke’s been seen keeping very close tabs on the lovely Atalanta recently, Monday night he was spotted in a booth, giving a necklace to her friend Chase!!! The two seemed to be in a pretty intense conversation. Oddly enough, he had the gumption to do this while Atalanta tended bar!!! Is Locke a playboy??? Maybe the conversation was about Atalanta’s “troubles” as of late!!!

Chase was later seen strumming her guitar for the enjoyment of Quel who seemed QUITE attentive! The mage was seen kissing her cheek and rubbing her back. Like moths to a flame, huh???

It seems that things are certainly off between Potter Piper and Peredhil… and we are so sad about it that we cannot even get excited about Peredhil’s new find!!! What shall we do without Perry and Pipes?!?! Anyway, Peredhil was seen quietly chatting at the bar with Johnny’s lovely sister, Juliane. She’s certainly a blonde stunner!!! She certainly can’t be mistaken for a Piper look alike. Those are two very different women. The DIVINE Storm was seen talking with Peredhil quietly after Juliane left about the young woman. Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but what we wouldn’t have given to be a fly on the wall then?!?!

We hear that Wyh Not was returned to the Inn after a scary kidnapping recently! CHARITY Jewell looked oh-so relieved to see her!!! While Wyh Not didn’t look great as she was tended to by CHARITY Jewell and Brian, she did appear to be okay. We wish her a speedy recovery and we can’t wait to see the Keeper of Water back up to form sometime very soon!!!

Speaking of Keepers, we hear the Celestial Keeper is up to his old tricks!!! While on duty calling duels, we hear that Venom Vinny was getting quite frisky with a saucy little lady named Darling. She was seen with her legs outstretched in his lap (which he, of course, couldn’t help but feel up on more than one occasion) and when Esper reminded Vinny that he’s a married man, the woman merely made a joke of it!!! We have a feeling the Vinny’s wife isn’t going to be laughing!

Our sources have reported back to us that Bane, Jaycy’s possibly current/former husband, was spotted in the Outback Monday night!!! He kept quiet and to himself but fought a duel or two. He seemed to be in quite a somber mood and that’s really a bummer because he certainly seems like a nice guy. Here’s to hoping he FINALLY finds a nice girl!

It seems SUUUUPER Des is endorsing a candidate!!! She was overheard telling a room full of people (that included another gubernatorial candidate G’naughty G’nort) to vote for MAN-tastic Matt. And she’s not the only one! Luscious Lydia was also heard stating that Matt had her vote! It seems that Matt’s campaign is QUICKLY picking up steam!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was seen in the Outback taking a break from Fashion Week festivities to indulge in a giant sandwich. We expected that she’d be a bit tired from her long week but she was upbeat and looking fiiiiiine! We bet she won’t be so peppy come Thursday or Friday!!! Yay for Fashion Week!!! We’ve been to so many fabulous runway shows already! We can hardly STAND the excitement!

We hear that Hottie Space Guy Chase was seen buying his Hottie Space Girl Alyson a drink Monday night in the Outback after one of her duels! We’re super glad to see the pair together and flirting!!! We’d almost believed this relationship had fizzled on out!

We hear that Speedster Nova had an…. interesting first meeting with Cutey Carley! She first accidentally hit him in the head with a mug and then went seriously fan girl on him!!! Evidently she had him confused for some sort of super hero and Speedster Nova was more than happy to let her. What men won’t do for a hot woman’s attention, right??? Well, once she figured it out, the elf let out a stream of curse words on Nova that would have made SMASHIN’ Issy blush! His “dear” friends Rix, Hawtie Hodge, and Smokin’ Sartan were there to snicker of course. We think Nova’s ego might have been a bit hurt. After all, he is a former baron, former opal, and was a TDL star!!! Haven’t you seen his shoe commercials??? Some day poor Nova’s going to get some lovin’!!!

Tower of Fire Wednesday!

Early in the evening hours of Wednesday night, Sjira and Rook were spotted sitting together and sharing a meal in the Inn. The pair has been spotted together on several occasions. Are they simply two good friends or is there something more there??? They both seem low-key and quiet so it certainly seems like a relationship could work!!! We will have to wait and see!

The dragons were squabbling again in the Inn. Aurthur and Aurok seem to be a danger to one another more than to anyone else. Chryrie briefly tried to play peacemaker but later seemed to decide it was best to just stay out of their way. The dragons weren’t the only ones up to no good! The cat-people got in on the action too! Kitty and Panther were spotted in the Inn, drinking, and exchanging one-liners. Panther was getting a lot of attention from the ladies last night! At one point he had THREE lovelies petting him. He certainly didn’t seem opposed to the attention!!! Panther the P-I-M-P!!!

Jewell, Reap, Baker, and Jade (yeah, a real brain trust) gathered at the bar to discuss whether or not Cor is secretly the Gossip GangSTAR. Reap and Baker advised Jewell that our paper version is actually printed in the O.O.! We must admit that this conspiracy theory intrigues us. However, we must agree with Jewell on this one — Marc Franco IS Marc Franco! The one and only!
Shortly after Jade forgot all those wonderful strides that she’s made recently towards becoming a classy broad. In the middle of the Inn and not at all in a quiet voice, she stated that she had “banged” Stephen’s brother Robert. Stephen certainly appeared stunned. Far more stunned than we are, Robert readily admits to being a man-whore and as much as Jade denies it, we all know deep down she’s a raging slut!

BRIGATH!!! The HAWTEST man in RhyDin made one of his drool worthy appearances on Twilight Island in order to face off against Keeper Etherean Esperwind! The challenge had historical significance for the Island as Esper had with his last defense tied Brig’s record in number of times defending a tower. Therefore, by challenging Esper, Brig had the chance of protecting the title he shares with Esper should he win and if Esper should win he had the opportunity to supersede Brig. Some of the Island’s best mages were there to witness the fireworks, including Lem, Topaz, and Illusia! It seemed most of the crowd was in Brig’s corner (and, really, who wouldn’t want to be in Brig’s corner?) but that wasn’t enough to get Brig a title back. Keeper Esper defended his right to hold the key to the Tower of Fire!

Jaw Dropping Monday!

EFFORTLESS Kairee was in the Inn Monday night entertaining the male patrons with her many… charms!!! She exchanged fire tricks with the redheaded newcomer Cole. Kairee makes fire SEXY!!! Well, let’s face it. Kairee makes ANYTHING sexy.

With Cassie looking like she got dressed in the dark and Alain seemingly uninterested in her, your Gossip GangSTAR needs a new favorite couple. And what do you know? One has presented itself to us!!! Sinful Sid and her main man Scottie are too SMOKING HAWT for words. They were cuddling and engaged in some private conversation last night. We just DROOOOOOL on ourselves!

Shey was spotted hanging out in the Inn later in the night. Is anybody else wondering what became of her husband??? He was a regular fixture in the Inn but since their honeymoon, he has seemingly disappeared!!! Is Shey a black widow??? Did her husband just knock her up and run??? We have our sources working double time on that one!!!

Alright! It’s time to start taking bets!!! How long is Stephen going to last as Jewell’s husband before (a) killing someone, (b) returning to sea permanently, or (c) having a massive heart attack??? Hanzo made some silly suggestive comments to Jewell which Stephen evidently took offense to. Le sigh. How could he not have known what he was getting into when he married Jewell?!?!?

Our sources caught sight of Xeno in the Outback just as dueling began Monday night!!! He seemed charmed by dear sweet Uriko (as we all are)!!! Uriko’s a special girl. Not everyone can claim to have shared a bag of cookies with one of the most famed Overlords in the history of Duel of Swords!!!

JAW DROP!!!! FLAWLESS Koy somehow got Stick into a dress!!! This must be a sign of the Apocalypse! It was a lovely red charmeuse number with an asymmetric hem and an almost daring neckline. We sure hope Koy got tons and tons and tons and tons of pictures!!! We’re still flabbergasted on how she actually got Stick into a dress. Most of the interns are voting that Stick had been hypnotized.

Yay! Jenai is back!!! Hot Scaths rule the school and she’s definitely one of the HAWT-HAWT-HAWTest! She engaged in some girly greetings with Jewell and the pair were busy planning a girls’ night with SUUUUPER Des!!! Please, on everything holy, make it be a pajama party with a pillow fight and the whole shebang! What we wouldn’t give to sell tickets to that event!!!

Anubis was overheard calling Elly “cute”. WHAT?!?! Not that she’s isn’t cute because she most certainly is! It’s just that we didn’t realize that word was in his vocabulary!

Twilight Island was a buzz with the coming Archmage Tournament which shall take place this coming Monday night at 9 in the evening! The Isle’s best including Topaz and Esper were present to get in some practice before the big event! Of course, the engaged Gnome Lovers were present as well! Gnimish snuggled with his beloved Mel in between his calling duties. All together now — AWWWW!

Tuesdays are for babies!

The Gov was in the Inn again on Tuesday night appearing even healthier than the previous night! We love seeing her back and in fighting strength! She chatted with Icer about the lawyers and was hugged on by Snorlax and Taneth! Just like most of RhyDin’s population, they’re super happy to have her back!

Miss Jade headed down the stairs looking much worse for wear — a torn skirt, a shirt that was most certainly not her own, and post-coitus hair. Le sigh. And we had so much hope for this one. It appears that a visit from Fashion/Class officer Koy may be in her immediate future.

Former Miss Anger Management Jewell and Keeper Mrs. Wyh Not were both tending bar after relieving the oh-so-cute Amber! Jewell is so happy in love that she’s almost cute! She was telling her sister that Stephen surprised her by bringing her daughter home from boarding school to help with wedding planning. Jewell was obviously very touched by the gesture. Awww!

The Inn’s resident Good Boy branched out a bit! He was calling his first Fists shift in the Outback Tuesday evening! He did a fantastic job of keeping the rings busy and (the most important job of a caller) providing EYE CANDY! WOOT!

Sartan was so not pleased that his wife Rory came in piggy back with G’nort, claiming that an evil pair of heels had caused gigantic blisters. Sartan, one of G’nort’s employees on Kung Fu Theater was unamused and his wife seemed blissfully clueless. G’nort, on the other hand, is…. well, G’nort and seemed greatly amused by his favorite past time — causing trouble.

HAAAWT Keeper of Fire Esper was seen on Twilight Isle chatting it up with equally HAWT Topaz. These two should get married and have babies. Or maybe just skip the marriage thing and go straight to the babies. They’d be HAWT x 2 babies. So that’s probably not happening anytime soon but Topaz did have her infant with her and we must admit she’s a cutie!