Perhaps we should first start off with an entry entitled “Our Summer Vacation” to bring you up to speed on our unfortunate mishap. However, we all know that the citizens of this town have much greater drama and intrigue in their first waking hour than did we in the entire past three months. Therefore we will waste no time on this wayward hero and plunge right back into the depths of life in RhyDin!

Awake, loyal readers, for it has been a long, hot summer, indeed! Yet, fall is here! Children are returning to school, the leaves are giving us their final brilliant display before their death, the market is full of pumpkins, winter squash, and delicious corn, and the Gossip GangSTAR has returned to his throne once more.

And what a better event to return home to than the Festival Ball on the final night of the Harvest Festival??? Our sources tell us that the Hall looked radiant in fall decorations and smart-looking servers readily handed out scrumptious autumn treats. We hear the roasted lamb with winter squash was TO DIE FOR!!! The musicians were fabulous and the city was ready for a formal ball!

Johnny was looking as delightful as ever in a dapper black suit with a dark green shirt and tie. What a Dapper Dan!! His twin sister, Juliane, was up to snuff as well in a rich brown number with an elegant empire waist and a corset bodice. There was more than one many ooohing and aaahing as the lovely Juliane stepped out of her carriage! She served as her brother’s escort…. or perhaps he served as her’s. After all, if you had a sister that looked like Juliane wouldn’t you want to keep a careful eye on her???

However, Johnny’s first dance went to the dark-haired beauty Selene who, we are told, is the Harvest Festival Queen. We don’t know much about the mysterious woman but she must have become popular fast in our absence if she has been voted as queen! We shall definitely keep an eye out for this pretty face.

Juliane appeared almost shocked when she noticed Peredhil enter! It seems that three months did little to resolve all that tension between them. We hear that he has been away for some time and Juliane was surprised by his return. The pair talked quietly at an out of the way table. We swear these two need a good roll in the hay! They both seem so darn restless when in a room together. Seal the deal already, Perry! Seal the freakin’ deal!

We hear that DoD-er Rena was accompanied by none other than the Harvest King — Lang!!! Immediately, we’re wondering how much we missed!!! Rena looked quite stately in an amethyst v-neck dress with capped sleeves and a cinched waist to accent her fabulous little form! She seemed downright happy to be with Lang and was even heard laughing at one of his jokes. Could it be??? Could Lang truly be the one to turn somber Rena into a blushing, giggling maiden??? No way!

Speaking of missing out, Soerl is now with Luscious Lydia??? That little song master certainly gets around!!! This is merely further proof that every woman is a sucker for being serenaded! The pair certainly seemed quite taken with one another as they spun around the dance floor. Iiiiiinteresting! Certainly a relationship to keep watch on!

It seems that Marvelous Maeve still hasn’t changed her mind about Icky Ethan! The pair were seen quite chummy at the ball and even we have to admit that Ethan was looking down right handsome!!! Maeve was her usual eccentric self in a dark green tank top and leggings paired with a skirt of fall leaves. You just can’t help but love her, can you?

Was that really Lil’ Boy Blue Locke accompanying Ballerina Katarina??? Oh, how we approve! How we approve! What a classy lady for a classy, classy man! The pair were light on their feet on the dance floor just as one would suspect they’d be!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy is not so light on her feet these days! My has she gotten huuuuuuuge…. and it’s absolutely adorable! Her blue crochet dress accented that pregnant belly perfectly. She was, of course, on the arm of the one and only the Gov MAN-tastic Matt! We can’t wait to see the utter cuteness that will be their offspring.

It seems that Crazy Train Tara has not changed on bit in our absence. She was overheard questioning Potter Piper on her stance on garden gnomes building some sort of sports facility in the glen. We also hear that her love for Anubis has not dimmed either. She was overheard saying that he would be her 51st (and last) hubby. Can we insert our trademark “Le sigh” here???

What a fabulous event and we’re so glad to get our hands dirty after a long, long summer!

Posted: September 29th, 2008 under Event.
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Chief Mischief Maker Eless seems to have no short supply of male companions these days! She was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night chatting amicably with Jolyon! Maybe he’s not after a Smith girl after all! So many pretty lasses, so little time, right??? The pair discussed Jolyon’s background in anthropology and Jolyon was overheard commenting how monogamy is not a cultural norm in RhyDin. Ha! That’s putting it mildly!

C.M.M. Eless was later seen flirting it up with Antonio while he was tending bar! He’s lucky it was a pretty slow evening because he seemed thoroughly distracted by Elessaria’s….. uh, charms. Who can blame her??? Certainly not the half of the male patrons of the Inn that seem quite interested in getting to know her better!

Tiny Tucker is blaming the bandaged hand he’s been seen with recently on a “carpentry accident”. We so don’t buy it! Tiny Tucker doesn’t seem like the clumsy sort to us. We’re dying to know what’s going on! We also want to know what caused that GIGANTIC blow-up between him and Doc Eva! Come on, Tiny Tucker! Inquiring minds want to know!

It seems that dear sweet Maeve still has a crush on that troublemaker Ethan! The pair were seen spending some time together in the Inn. Our sources even report back that Maeve was seen helping him out of his vest! Wow. We definitely didn’t think things were moving in THAT direction between these two. We sure hope Maeve takes care this time! We don’t trust that Ethan as far as we can throw him!

We hear that Fiona and Alysia were seen in the Inn exchanging heated words! Their conversation was kept quiet so there’s no word about what the topic was about. Alysia did not look pleased, though! We certainly don’t like her like that! We hear that Therapist Chryrie got in on the action as well and she was anything BUT playing the role of mediator in this situation! She was throwing insults right back at Fiona. Poor Head Pussy Panther reminded them who’s house they were in but it didn’t seem to lessen the tensions! When even Guthorm refused to listen to Sylvia’s pleas to stay out of it and entered the fray, our sources deemed it an adequate moment to GET THE HELL OUT!!! We certainly don’t blame them! We hear that the matter ended in a serious fight but we have no details nor do we want them. This is something we’d like to stay faaaar away from!

Our sources bailed down into the Inn’s basement Arena and, man, are we glad that they did! They were fortunate enough to catch two legendary duelists catching up! Former Overlords Xenograg and Dalamar discussed rising talents and old friends as they had drinks together. Now there’s the makings of a fine dueling trust for you! Dalamar was overhead mentioning the censure that remains on his record with disdain. We agree with him! Isn’t it time to remove that???  He’s a freaking legend, after all!!!

Posted: May 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Huh. It had been a typical night in the Red Dragon Inn Saturday night. Therapist Chryrie was chatting with Den Mama Sid about Krazy Kitty’s antics while Den Mama Sid tended bar and her main squeeze Scottie listened to Miss Mercy spin some tall tales! But then things got a bit…. odd. Sid went to the loo and Scottie, who appeared a bit disturbed, followed her in! There was some thudding and raised voices and then the pair came out drenched and laughing! ….er, we don’t even want to hazard a guess on that one. We’re just reporting!

We hear that Caitlin has THANKFULLY reconsidered her decision to move in with Ethan! Yay…. right??? WRONG! Instead, she’s moving in with Aaric!!! NOOOOO! Come on, kids! Take it slow. Get to know each other. Go on dates. Don’t just jump right into the moving in together thing! Le sigh. We need to start a home for young, naive women like this! We’d show them the path towards lasting relationships and respectability!

Evidently SMASHIN’ Issy was politely telling a young fan that she could not go with them on patrols of the city. Those Scath-babes sure have a following among the impressionable preteen girls of the city! We’re not sure if that’s encouraging or frightening. We’re leaning towards the latter! The girls pleas were adorable, though! Poor SMASHIN’ Issy! Can’t even get a drink in the Inn in peace! However, maybe that’s the last place in the city one should expect to get a drink in peace.

Taneth has been spotted several times over the last week, including Saturday night, acting quite odd…. at least for her. Our lovely little fruit vendor was seen offering food to the patrons of the Inn which isn’t odd in and of itself but her behavior was just off! Instead of the bouncing, peppy woman that everyone is used to seeing, it seems that this Taneth is quiet, subdued, and very still! She almost has us worried!

Twin Spice and Tiny Tucker were spotted hanging out together in the Inn’s basement Arena! While we REALLY think Tucker’s much more up this naughty girl’s alley, we here she was busy talking about the dinner date she’d just had with Awesome Alain to celebrate his birthday! Still color us SHOCKED that Twin Spice and Awesome Alain are a couple. Just plain odd. We hear that Warrior Pixie Trinala orchestrated a run-in between Mini-Franker Cor and Twin Spice, saying that the pair needed to kiss. The pair used to date but things seemed quite awkward. Poor Trinala had no clue!

As for Tiny Tucker, his night didn’t go so hot AT ALL! AND IT WAS KILLER!!! The hunky tender had been nursing a drink and watching the duels when Doc Eva came STORMING through the door! And when we say STORMING, we mean raging, insanely angry, cursing, and shouting! It was shocking to say the least coming from Doc Eva! Tiny Tucker seemed adamant but kept his tone hushed. Doc Eva most certainly did NOT! Unfortunately, our sources couldn’t piece together enough from her end of the conversation to figure out what was up. However, the conversation didn’t last long! She was seen stomping out of the Arena shortly after. Niiiiiice!

In some MAJOR dueling news, our sources report back to use that the legendary former Overlord Dalamar was spotted in the Arena Saturday night! No freaking way!!! This is the very same Dalamar that has a bracket named after him in the Madness Tournament. His old friends — SPEEDSTER Nova, SMOKIN’ Sartan, and CHUNKY Rix — were more than a little shocked to see him. In fact, SPEEDSTER Nova was so shocked that he allowed Dalamar to convince him to hop in a ring!!! What a great surprise!

Posted: May 14th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Krazy Kitty dropped an interesting little tidbit of news Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn during a discussion with Sylvia and several others. It seems that a side effect of Tass giving her a bit of his bone marrow is that she tends to grow scales when feeling threatened…. even on her tail!!! That would certainly be a sight to behold, no??? Sylvia seemed just as curious as we are!

We swear that Antonio only works at the Inn to increase his business connections! In between filling drink orders and placing his tips into the bucket for charity, he was seen showing off samples of a new shipment of velvet and some gorgeous raw emeralds to Sylvia. We suppose that’s one way to increase your customer base!!! We’re not hearing any complaints, though. After all, who would complain about a wealthy, hunky merchant slinging drinks???

Evidently that perfect romance between Aaric and Caitlin isn’t so perfect after all! Rumor has it that her family disapproves of the match and has sent her packing while his family is pushing prematurely for marriage! In fact, Caitlin had quite a few sharp words for Aaric’s brother, Collyn, when he cornered her at the hearth. Poor kids! It seems that Aaric’s brother doesn’t approve of her living with Ethan. We can’t say we blame him there! Completely inappropriate.

We hear Awesome Alain was celebrating his birthday after midnight at the bar! His new girl was no where in sight but that didn’t stop him from having some fun with the ladies! The troublemaker was seen flirting with some unknown hottie while tossing back shots. We’re really not sure why he was so quick to jump into a new relationship. It definitely seems that he’s not done having a bit of fun! A big giant happy birthday to him, though!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Monica and her friend Kazzy were seen hanging out Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn with the likes of Grem. We still don’t think Grem’s feeling the girls. We know he likes the quiet, introspective types and these two seem anything but that! Plus, we’re still not entirely convinced that Monica or at the very least Kazzy isn’t half insane. The girls are a bit…. out there and they do hang out an awful lot with The Other Woman Lain. We’ll definitely keep an eye out to see if Grem starts warming to them but we wouldn’t hold our breaths waiting for that!

One of our favorite new couples, Aaric and Caitlin, were seen conversing by the hearth. Rumor is that she’s been tossed out by her parents and is actually moving in with Ethan! OMG! Aaric seemed a wee bit concerned over the situation and as well he should be! Ethan?!?! The boy is a walking mess! And least we should forget the drama that was caused when Caitlin and Ethan kissed! Bad idea, we say. Very bad idea. We sure hope Aaric puts his foot down about this one.

Awesome Alain and Banana Rama Bree were overheard discussing the amount of people drinking in the Inn. Awesome Alain seemed to blame it on “break-up season” and agreed with Playboy Demon Damien when he said that spring was the time you get rid of the person you had to keep you warm throughout the winter! We wonder if Awesome Alain’s already in the middle of another break-up. That boy seems to be keeping busy! We’ll definitely have to keep an eye out for that!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Whoa. The Red Dragon Inn is certainly a good deal more…. colorful on the nights that Tara makes an appearance. Sunday night was just one of those nights and, as usual, we’re having trouble making sense of all that our sources wish to report! Evidently she was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she would like to get to know Frat Boy Tristen a bit better before she “let him delight” on her naked body. Iiiinteresting! We hear that Tristen was quite confused! Evidently, Frat Boy Tristen’s been quite loyal to TRASH-tastic Jade as of late. We pity him.

Our sources also tell us that Tara was seen meeting her husband later in the evening. That’s some blow to the head she took if she can’t remember her own mate! Confused yet??? We certainly are!

Ha! Ethan was pretty darn toooore up! When Caitlin expressed concern over the battered look of his face, Ethan fessed up that DoD-er Rena’s man Boy Toy Aaron had accomplished the feat (…which we EXCLUSIVELY reported to you)! That cutie Caitlin should stay far, far away from Ethan. That boy is a walking mess! He literally cannot get anything right! And somebody really needs to teach him to duck a punch…. and SOON!!! We almost feel bad for him…. at least that is until we remember his tendency for heading off with PAARTY Girl Chase!

Miss Mercy was giving Jolyon a good ribbing over his constant companions — the Smith girls! Neither were present but we’re obviously not the only ones to notice his preference for the two lovely lasses! Miss Mercy was overheard asking if he too has caught the marriage bug. Jolyon remained mum and for that we HATE HIM!!! We’re still dyyyying to know which of the girls has caught his fancy!

We hear DoD-er Evie isn’t too pleased with us saying that ale has rotted out her brain! She was overheard telling Brale Brother Baker and Eless that the Great Gossip GangSTAR is no longer one of her favorite people. We are crushed, we tell you! CRUSHED!!! However, we must stick to our guns and continue to proclaim that the combination of ale and Baker has certainly caused Eve a loss of brain cells!

Wowzers! Our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but we hear that some steamy looks were being exchanged between Sylvia and Sianna’s bro, Hudson! The pair had a table all to themselves and were carrying on as if they were the only two in the Inn. There is definitely some heated chemistry between the pair! We just hope that they give into it! Sylvia deserves happiness and Hudson seems like just the sort that can deliver on such happiness!!!

Sunday night was the scene of more fast and furious MADNESS action in the Annex! The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan can keep his ego on full blast as he was able to proceed into the second round. Another winner of the night was Jaycy’s baby’s rumored daddy, Leo! He had little trouble dispatching his opponent and proceeding forward in the Dalamar bracket! We bet Jaycy’s oh-so proud!

Posted: April 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Quite the tense stand-off occurred early Thursday night between SMASHIN’ Issy and Renna in the Red Dragon Inn! The women exchanged nasty insults and bone-chilling threats but at the end of the day the neutrality of the Inn kept them from coming to blows. We have a feeling things wouldn’t have ended so blood-free if they’d met up outside the Inn!!! Renna’s sure scary but our money’s on SMASHIN’ Issy!!! What about yours???

Evidently the news about Tara is true! She was seen for the second night in a row in the Inn and this time was in the company of Therapist Chryrie! It seems that Therapist Chryrie is a good companion for the woman because Tara certainly seems…. well, out of it. She still doesn’t seem to know much about herself nor any of her old friends besides what her notes have told her. She was seen re-meeting two of the Ravenlocks — Brian and Alex — along with Other Woman Lain! Both Ravenlocks (who while adorable, let’s be honest, aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer) seemed quite confused by the whole thing!

It seems that Lana is still unsure if she wishes to go through with marrying Barus! She’s flipped flopped back and forth on the issue several times over the past couple months. When the couple was seen discussing it in the Inn Thursday night, she was overheard telling him that she just didn’t feel safe around him. He continued to declare his love but it seems that nothing is going to change Lana’s mind! She was dead set on waiting.

Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh my GOODNESS! Our sources spotted Eless in the company of several of her friends in the Inn!!! It is so good to see her back. She looked a bit pale and unsettled but otherwise unhurt. S’jira and DoD-er Rena tended to her and questioned her at length about her disappearance! Peredhil was seen as well looking downright cheery at his friend’s return! Maybe with Eless’s help, Perry and Pipes can be together again. We can only hope!

Wowza! Is it just us or is Smooooth Cowboy Jake and Molly just plain edible in that deliciously country sort of way??? The pair was seen having a drink together at the bar and Jake even suggestively touched her hip!!! The pair headed out of the Inn together for a “play in the hay” according to Smoooooth Cowboy Jake! Oh my my, Jake! What a playboy you’ve become??? We’re in such a tizzy over here!

Ethan just can’t seem to keep out of trouble! Just when we were starting to like him, he jumps off the deep end ONCE AGAIN!!! He got into some sort of verbal altercation with Boy Toy Aaron that led to the pair throwing punches. Ethan drew the short straw in that fight yet again. You’d think for all the fights he seems to get into, he’d learn to throw a punch…. or at least learn how to avoid one! DoD-er Rena reigned in Boy Toy Aaron but the damage to Ethan’s jaw was done. Evidently to soothe his wounded ego, Ethan decided to take off with PAARTY Girl Chase AGAIN! What is wrong with him??? Somebody should just keep him away from her. She’s always the start of his problems. Le sigh!

Madness dueling kicked off in the Inn’s basement Arena Thursday night with the PIMP Imp calling! MILF Caedia made one of her too rare public appearances and was supported on by hottie hubby Kheldar. Unfortunately, his cheering wasn’t enough to push her through to the second round. She put up a closely fought match and looked quite HAWT while suffering defeat. After her match, she was seen chatting with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy who while dressed to the nines was looking a little less than flawless. The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion before Caedia left with her husband. We wonder what THAT was all about!!!

Luscious Lydia let her preference be known by wearing a sparkly “Bane for Overlord” tee. The pair remains TOO FRIGGIN’ CUTE!!! By the look of the way the pair was acting together Thursday night, things are definitely on a fast track. Lydibane keeps on chugging along!

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that Krazy Kitty was looking a bit green around the gills Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! Could it be??? What do you think??? Is she knocked up or did she have some bad moo shu? Can you even imagine the horny little RhyDinian that a union between Krazy Kitty and Tass would produce?

Lang has been acting QUITE single lately. It seems that things are OFF between him and that mystery girl that he was spotted with several times! He isn’t wasting any time getting back into the game either. He was seen flirting it up with a clueless Booze Sis Hina the night before and Wednesday night it was Therapist Chryrie whom he turned his attentions towards! She didn’t seem all that hesitant to bask in that attention either. Live it up, baby! Live it up!

Alright, alright, alright! Now we’re finally convinced. The Smith girl that has caught Jolyon’s eye is Juliane…. we think. Okay, maybe we’re seventy-seven percent sure! What do YOU think??? The pair were seen sharing a plate of fruit and a whole lot of conversation at a private table in the Inn. They certainly seemed awfully chummy. The Smith girls are sweet, charming, and gorgeous and Jolyon is one majorly hot bachelor! We just KNOW that there will be a Jolyon/Smith girl hook-up!

Oh Lord! PAARTY Girl Chase and PSYCHO Skid have been spending quite a bit of time in one another’s company and were seen drinking together at the bar. We really don’t know who is a worse influence on who but the two of them together cannot be a good thing! Booze Sis Hina also showed and seemed a bit worried about her baby’s daddy as her son had claimed that PSYCHO Skid had gotten hurt. He looked fine, dandy, and up to no good to our sources!!! We just wish Booze Sis Hinda would stay far, far, far away from that pair! Who knows what trouble they’re up to?!?!

Was that Ethan and Maeve blushing up a storm while chatting together at a table??? Sure looked like them we hear! It seems that things are finally getting back on the right track. The chemistry is still heavy between the pair and Ethan seems more than willing to continue to right his very big wrong! Good for him! We’re starting to come back around to him again. Maybe he’ll straighten up and be the man that the lovely Maeve deserves!

Our sources swear up and down that Tara was seen hanging out in the Inn late in the night with Krazy Kitty. Disbelieving this was true, we quizzed them quite a bit but they stuck to their story! They she looked very much the same as she always had but didn’t seem to remember ANYTHING! In fact, she evidently had a notebook full of information on her former life in which she was forced to rely on heavily. Iiiiinteresting certainly. We will have to keep an eye out for her!

OMG! Speaking of people that we haven’t seen in a while, Uriko was bouncing around the Outback! Oh how we’ve missed her cute little tail! She was seen speaking with Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran who also seemed quite pleased that she was back in the dueling venues. When questioned as to where she’d been, Uriko told Warlizard Bran that she’d been out of the city adventuring! Wouldn’t you just looooove to go on an adventure with Uriko???

Posted: April 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn’t believe him…. but evidently it’s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That’s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it’s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn’t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that’s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan’s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We’ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that’s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It’s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband’s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can’t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller’s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her “beautiful”! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We’re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn’s basement Arena…. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it’s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We’re already counting on that one! It’ll be a trash-talking lover’s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn’t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G’nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn’t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys’ Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He’s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Was that Caitlin (the chick that started all the drama with Ethan) hanging out with Grem??? Grem’s been seen with quite the rotating bevel of beauties as of late so we’re certainly not surprised that pretty Caitlin caught his eye! We hear that this girl is suuuuuper naive, though! Where is AJ to take her under her wing and play big sister??? As for Grem, he’s beginning to rack up quite the reputation since his break-up with Luscious Lydia. Maybe he just needs some time to soothe his woes!

Grem was distracted from surrounding himself with lovely little birds by the entrance of Scath-Babe SMASHING Issy! The pair seemed to have quite the frank discussion about some of the Scath-Babes enemies. Issy did not look very pleased by the news at all. We don’t like when Issy doesn’t look pleased! It usually means trouble…. or that she’s about to beat on one of the Kidd brothers and that we do find amusing! Speaking of the Kidd brothers, it was in fact Stephen that lightened the mood with his usual silliness. He and JEZEBEL Jewell were up to their normal antics. Neither seemed to be any worse for wear after the odd exchange of the previous night with Potter Piper.

JEZEBEL Jewell was later seen catching up with Brian and Wyh Not! Oh, how we miss Brian! It seems that fatherhood has kept him awfully busy! He was overheard telling Jewell that he has his hands full with Jenai and their small brood. We hear that Brian’s attempting to figure out what sort of work to get into in order to stay closer to home. Perhaps some of his good parenting ways will rub off on his “sister”! Just as we hope that some of Wyh Not’s class will rub off on Jewell as well! Speaking of the classy broad herself, Wyh Not was overheard offering her sincere congratulations to the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan for their upcoming little bundle!

We do HEART public engagements so we are happy to report back on a young couple who did just that! Evidently, Jonathon asked a lovely redhead named Boudicca to marry him, presenting her quite the rock to seal the deal. Our sources have confirmed the engagement and state that the wedding will take place quite soon in the bride’s homeland. Although, we do not know much about them we will be keeping our eyes open in the future! Congratulations to the happy couple!

The handsome Johnny was seen behind the bar late into the night with his lovely bride-to-be Sianna with him! We hear that Johnny was attempting to convince Sianna to allow him to ride the mechanical bull the following night at the BBQ in the Glen. Sianna quickly called him out on his attempt to charm her into allowing him to take the risk! We sure hope he wins her over! We’d LOVE to see Johnny ride that bull!

Not Mini-Frank Cor was on the couch calling in the Arena Thursday night and was seen chatting with the brunette twin Spice yet again! Spice had dated Mini-Frank Cor for several months earlier this year but word on the street was that they broke up long before Mini-Frank Cor was linked with Hina. The pair seemed to be having quite the frank discussion and neither seemed particularly happy with the subject matter! Iiiinteresting!

Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane continue to grow clooooser and cloooooser! The pair were again spotted keeping company with one another and being quite cozy. This relationship definitely seems to be on the fast track towards Serious-ville!!! We’re glad that the two FINALLY found what seems to be a good match!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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