Off With The Hair Thursday!

A busy Thursday night around town, particularly in the Red Dragon Inn, made up for a slow week of gossip! The night started off on an odd note as Lang seemed to have somehow trapped Den Mama Icer in a playpen with one of her hatchlings. Honestly, we have no idea which one. Her entire brood is just one giant blur to us. Anyway, D.M. Icer was NOT pleased but, as usual, the super self-involved Lang cared little for anything but his own amusement. We hear that he left her in there for several hours before returning her to her normal size and letting her out of the playpen. Niiiice. With all the family she’s got, it’s best not to mess with her. This isn’t going to end will for Lang.

The World’s Hottest Tender Tucker was still acting incredibly…. well, off! One of the Taneths went to give T.W.H.T. Tucker a nice long hug only to be GROPED! No lie! We hear that when she asked him if he missed her, he pulled her in closer and said “Can’t you tell?” UGH! Say it ain’t so! That’s disgusting. When did our strong, silent T.W.H.T. Tucker become a creepy old man??? Thankfully, Our Darling Taneth was able to wiggle her way free before he was able to make her more uncomfortable. That’s ridiculous!

Things didn’t get any better from there. T.W.H.T. Tucker had ANOTHER argument with Serena (isn’t that like three weeks in a row that their shift has ended in a fight?) and then PUNCHED Brale Brother Reap. We hear that he punched Reap so hard that he knocked him off his stool and that B.B. Reap actually spit out a TOOTH! Mad Cow Kazzy, Our Eve, and Lilli were on hand to make sure he was okay and collect his tooth and T.W.H.T. Tucker decided it was best to storm out. We would say that we bet B.B. Reap was PISSED but we bet he was actually sort of grateful. Can you imagine any other way that B.B. Reap would find to get three hot women tending to him???

OMG! WE TOLD YOU! We hear that Aja was seen with her ex, Padriq, Thursday night! Who is Padriq??? The HOTTEST Kidd brother…. Okay, okay. The ONLY HAWT Kidd brother! The pair had a loooong intimate chat. We hear that they both looked really into one another. THEN HE KISSED HER! No lie! Did we call it or did we call it??? This is a reunion we’ve seen in the works for MONTHS! However, we sure hope that they take it nice and slow. They rushed head first into it last time and we hope Padriq saw his mistake. Rushing too far too quickly can only scare your partner off! Take your time! Enjoy it! And congratulations to the pair of you for re-discovering love!

Then the night took a really crazy turn….

Sullen Sal stormed in from the Arena all pissed off and Crazy Train Tara had to clean the blood off his face and calm him down. C.T. Tara acting motherly is just a bit too freaky for us. Just as the situation seemed to be settling, Anubis decided to show up! Yep! It goes from a bad night to an absolutely insane night from here. Anubis demanded Bekah dance for him as he cuddled C.T. Tara which led to Lucky Lawyer Lucien IMMEDIATELY throwing a punch at Anubis. He didn’t even give Bekah a chance to refuse. He just lashed out at Anubis! The two just totally start absolutely BRAWLING in the middle of the Inn. Brale Brother Reap who never seems to miss a good bar fight jumped into the fray as well and for a while it seemed like they’d really lay a beating on Anubis.

Unfortunately for Reap, Dave decided to SHOT HIM IN HIS LEG and as Brale Brother Reap was dealing with the initial shock of being shot in the middle of the Inn, Dave pistol whipped him. B.B. Reap went down in a heap. Heh. That rhymes. Even Charna got a blow on Anubis! We hear that she packs a pretty mean punch with a shovel! C.T. Tara used the confusion as an opportunity to grab Bekah by the hair and threaten to kill her… which then brought Sal into the fight. As he and C.T. Tara beat on each other, Bekah CUT OFF HER OWN HAIR to get away from C.T. Tara.

Eventually, Anubis and C.T. Tara left the scene of the crime, leaving a lot of destruction and mayhem in their wake. This whole event is so crazy that we don’t even have to add our own commentary to it to make it sensational! WOW!

Edited: February 3rd, 2010

Blinklight Monday!

Juuuuust as we were starting to accept that Eleanor and Brale Brother Reap are kind of HAWT in a dirty sort of way, it all starts to look like it may fall apart. The pair were seen drinking at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn Monday night and we hear that B.B. Reap was even seen laying a kiss on his girl. They’re definitely getting closer and closer…. or were. Our sources say that Mish is back. No lie. He has perfect timing, doesn’t he? Evidently Eleanor was seen talking to him for quite a while and it seemed like no time had passed at all. We’re sure that B.B. Reap will bury himself in ale to forget her but we’re sad for him. Boo.

B.B. Reap had two lovely ladies to keep him company, though. Eve and Chief Mischief Maker Eless were present and accounted for. He spent a good portion of his night hitting on the pair and trying to corrupt C.M.M. Eless into drinking a beer. When she advised the duo that she prefers to stick with tea, Eve seemed awfully confused that anyone would drink anything that wasn’t spiked or laced with something…. well, more fun. That’s our Eve!

Simmering Sivanna didn’t look so sexy or simmering when our sources spotted her in the Inn. It’s pretty rare these days for her to be spotted outside the dueling venues but it was her pale, sickly looking visage which really caught their attention. We hear that while she tried to spend a normal night relaxing with a friend named Angel and chatting with Marvelous Mira about her man, there was definitely something wrong with the pretty Keeper. She even lost her famous cool and snapped at an imp who resides in the Tower she holds the key to. Did not look good. Not at all.

The action was hot and heavy Monday night in the Outback! Our sources tell us that there were more than one person who was enjoying just how hot and heavy it was. In fact, there were two in particular — Joey and Lil’ Black Book Jaycy! It seems that the ladies had some rather suggestive comments for a match between Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan and Hot Mess Kelathe. They tried to pass them off as innocent commentary about the fighting but those two women are anything but innocent. Even sweet, naive Mart chastised them for their blatant sexual innuendo! We can’t give them too hard of a time for it, though. We’re hoping that Joey will remind L.B.B. Jaycy just how good it feels to be baaaaad!

Dris and Deliciously Sinful Sin were seen together acting awfully chummy as they watched a couple matches go down. At first our sources tell us that they were wondering if Dris was taking one last stab at sewing his wild oats before his wedding to Icarus… but, like we told them, Dris will never be done with that particular project. It seems instead that Dris was asking D.S. Sin to be his best man. FABULOUS! We do hope this means that there will be a big fantastic affair of a wedding! Who wouldn’t want to see that spectacle go down??? In fact, we’re pretty sure that the city may totally implode from a gathering of that many troublemakers in one place at one time!

Wow. Just when you thought the grocery store was the one safe place in RhyDin, we hear that Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling Aja that she uses the supermarket to scout for new meals. And by meals, we don’t mean the frozen sort you stick in the microwave. We mean people! Evidently she took a flashlight, or “blinklight” as she called it, off her latest victim. We hear that she spent a good portion of the night giggling as she turned it off and on. Yeah. God save RhyDin. This city sure needs all the help it can get with C.T. Tara running loose around it.

Edited: January 7th, 2010

Eye On The Opals Tuesday!

Brale Brother Reap was seen at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn on Tuesday night giving Quinn a shoulder to cry on and supplying her with alcohol. It seems that Quinn was all upset because her boy, Dean, had taken off. There should be some sort of rule that B.B. Reap isn’t allowed around alcohol and other people’s girlfriends. Unfortunately for B.B. Reap barely before he was able to start putting his moves on Quinn, Dean was tossed out of the Nexus and into the Inn. The pair had a sappy reunion over beer. Blah.

B.B. Reap wasn’t left without entertainment for too long because our Eve walked through the door. That’s right! You read it right! Eve! She was her typical ridiculous self too! We hear that she was trying to get Nigel to kiss her hand… because he’s British and that’s what British people do. Don’t blame us for the crazy reasoning. We don’t make this stuff up, we just report it! Based on her remarks, it seems that she is NOT looking for a new man. Evidently, she was overheard talking about Brale Brother Baker and it seems that the pair’s relationship remains cemented in alcohol and off color jokes!

A sizable crowd gathered in the Arena to watch as the Warlord Teagan pressed her right to challenge against the Baron of Dragon’s Gate, Cassius! Although Cassius had been pretty harsh with the warlord since the challenge was issued there didn’t seem to be any bad blood between them. It seems most wrote the comments Cassius made as just him being his typical grumpy self. In fact, Slutty Pirate Girl Teagan even said in her challenge that she had chosen Cassius because he would be the most difficult “challenge”.

The talk of the night wasn’t Arena politics, though, but the Outback’s opals! With the rash of opal challenges (on the date in question all the opals were under challenge) interest in the infamous objects has been raised yet again. They do seem to have some odd impacts on their holders — some opals more than others and some holders more than others. Some of the Outbacks regulars are a little nervous that the challengers don’t know what they’re getting into. FLAWLESS Koy was overheard explaining the situation, at least the best its understood, with Deliciously Sinful Sin and questioning Old Man Tass about his interest in them.

They weren’t the only ones deep in discussion about them, though. Speedster Nova, who’s ex-wife/baby mama went bonkers thanks to an opal, has been trying to convince Smokin’ Sartan not to go after one for quite a while. So far he’s convinced Smokin’ Sartan to put it off. Sartan is not one of the most recent challenges but has continued to discuss the possibility.

The Baron Cassius chose a single match format match after declaring his loyalty to the current Overlord, Tical. However, Tical did not intercede nor did Cassius ask him to do so. The match remained neck in neck until the end when S.P.G. Teagan pulled away for the win. Cassius took the loss on the chin and didn’t seem too terribly upset. In fact, he was overheard saying that if he hadn’t have lost this barony he would have no way of attempting to tie Cletus Ganderfald’s record of most baronies held. In fact, it was Teagan who actually seemed irritated at the end of the match when there was some issues about her loyalty. The Overlord, Tical, advised her that he did not care if she went renegade or loyal and it seemed as if Teagan would go renegade until her friend, Maria, asked her to go loyal. Teagan go loyal did but it led to what appeared to be a not so friendly conversation between the two Crew members, Tical and Maria. We’re not really sure what loyalty means to S.P.G. Teagan anyway since she’s not even exactly loyal to the people she’s sleeping with. Guess we’ll see!

Congratulations to the new Baroness of Dragon’s Gate, Teagan!

Edited: January 3rd, 2010

Overheard Around Town!

- “I find that women and minds are an annoying combination.” You can blame that one on Brale Brother Baker!

- “We playin’ telephone? I used to always add the word ‘penis’ even if I didn’t hear it. ” That little tid bit from Captain Sassy Pants Eve does not surprise us one bit.

- “Good news!! Apparently I’m easy!” We hate to burst your bubble, Playboy Shane, but that’s not news.

- “That is not what I donated. ” According to Neo when Deliciously Sinful Sin streaked the Charity Auction.

- “Ali’s got like.. six cooches. He’ll show them to you if you ask.” Ali’s got six… what, Deliciously Sinful Sin?!?!

- “Bout the same time you have puppies?” Head Pussy Panther in response to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee asking him when he and S’jira were going to have kittens.

- “Whatever happened to the golden days of the RDI….where lesbians and loose women where only a hands-grope away?” Another classy line courtesy of Brale Brother Baker.

- “Maybe she’s like an..uberlesbian?  You know.. the kind that absolutely despise dudes, and wear burckenstocks?” Don’t blame us if you’re offended. Blame Brale Brother Reap… but we’re guessing you’ll have to get in line. He offends people just waking up in the morning.

- ” It’s called planned parenting, Icer.  The problem with being fully sentient creature is we don’t mate just for reproduction, so to say.  So the smart thing is to pick the times, instead of just letting yourself pop out kids like a bubble gum machine.” Therapist Chryrie’s thoughts on the dragon epidemic.

- “That bothers you?  Figured you’re the type that’s on your knees some way or the other sorta often.” Lil’ Lirssa to Brale Brother Baker when he complained of getting his knees dirty by crawling around. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 0.

- “Nah….yer thinkin’ of my bitches.” Brale Brother Baker in reply to Lil’ Lirssa. Score: L. Lirssa 1, B.B Baker 1.

- “That’s just gross, Half-baked.  Really, isn’t there a law against doing that to animals?” Lil’ Lirssa in reply to Brale Brother Baker. Ding ding! We have a winner! Final Score: L. Lirssa 2, B.B Baker 1.

Edited: June 21st, 2009

Chemistry Lesson Sunday!

Newcomer siblings Devon (the brother) and AJ (the sister) were seen at the bar sharing stories about their explorations so far in RhyDin. It seems that Devon hasn’t gotten much further than Charley. It seems that Devon who is a former playboy has surprised his sister with just how quickly he’s falling for this Charley chick. Cute. But once a playboy, always a playboy. Just ask Awesome Alain. He’ll be back up to his old behavior as soon as he finds that this girl is as crazy as all the rest!

OMG! Psycho Skid’s old girl, Roxxi, came back into town and it seems that she still has the hots for him! And he certainly wasn’t all that unreceptive to her! The chatting ended and they KISSED!!! In the middle of the Inn!!! Wow. Could Psycho Skid be done with The World’s Hottest Helston Fio??? There was a whole lot of chemistry sparking all over the place! We’ve never seen Psycho Skid so… unsettled!

Mad Cow Kazzy had some sort of accident while working that ended in her being completely covered in hives! We hear that she was evidently wearing some sort of oven mitts to keep from scratching! And Grumbling Grem didn’t seem all that concerned. He’s just like True! What is wrong with the men of RhyDin??? Marry these girls. Make them stop working such dangerous jobs. Take care of your woman like you’re supposed to. Ridiculous!

We’re not really sure what Brale Brothers Reap and Baker were up to the other night but, as usual, they roped Captain Sassy Pants Eve into their antics as well. It evidently had to do with watching the door for a hot girl. We’re not entirely sure what the plan was after the hot girl walked in but as usual the pair got distracted and never completed their mission.

It was a mini-DoD girls reunion as FLAWLESS Koy, Badsider Princess PJ, and Captain Sassy Pants Eve spent sometime telling one another just how HAWT they are! We do love those girls for the sheer amount of gossip that they produce but they do spend an awful lot of time checking one another out. Yes, we all know you’re hot as hell! Yes, was all know that the bunch of you are huge sexual deviants. We’ve been hearing about it for years! Can we move on now???

OMG! Hussy Hina has LOST HER MIND! We hear that she stood up to Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell when L.M.A.M. Jewell began laying into The Dread Pirates Stephen and Robert! Does she have a DEATH WISH??? You never stand up to L.M.A.M. Jewell!!! She evidently completely lost it and went off on Hussy Hina who did not wise up and shut her mouth but continued to stand toe-to-toe with L.M.A.M. Jewell! And then the punches started FLYING! It took Jace and Saucy Serena to pull the pair off one another and neither of the ladies were happy that the fight ended in a draw.

Evidently Deliciously Sinful Sin wandered into the Inn Sunday night with a bullet wound. Niiiice. We’re not surprised at all that he gets himself shot or otherwise assaulted on a regular basis. He just cannot keep his mouth shut. We’re betting that people have the urge to shut it for him quite often. Doc Eva was on hand to pull the bullet out of his arm for him, though. It seems that D.S. Sin will live to flirt another day!

After Doc Eva was done patching up D.S. Sin, she had a pretty major argument about Saucy Serena. We have absolutely no details about what it is about. We can only assume that like us Doc Eva is NOT happy with how much time she’s been seen spending with Prof. Jolyon. We’re pretty surprised to see those ladies go at it, though. Unfortunately, unlike the H. Hina and L.M.A.M. Jewell argument, this one didn’t come to blows. A shame really. Two cat fights in one night would have been GREAT for business!

Edited: May 11th, 2009