We are now proud to present your NINTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- A set of fine handkerchiefs being given as a gift to Brendan from Setiva. These two had some major blushing action going on! It wouldn’t surprise us if they were still red!!! We haven’t seen Brendan get any action in almost three months. The boy is fiiiiiine and deserves a good filly! Our sources insist that there may have been a kiss as well!

- Piper and Elessaria engaged in some frank conversation with Connar in which Connar advised the ladies that he’s saving himself for marriage! What?!?!?! There’s two options here: (a) he’s lying to them so that they think he is sensitive and have sex with him, or, (b) he’s telling the truth which is a little scary considering not even the women of this city save themselves for marriage. Yeah, we believe he’s trying to get into their pants, too!

- the entire up-turned nose gang meeting for a going away party for the Pimp-alicious Everett! It was unclear just how long he would be gone and our sources are really getting raked over the coals for failing to find out where he’s going. However, we do know that some serious hotties gathered for the goodbyes, including the rarely seen as of late Gideon, Cute Single Erin, Always Grumpy Lydia, and a very tanned Cassie. All were sporting their best dress clothes and looking down right spiffy!

- young sweet Uriko advising G’nort that she’s a virgin and G’nort in reply telling her that it makes her a national treasure!!! All the while, Uriko was busy booting G’nort out of Styx, giving herself a solid win over the very distracted G’nort. Lesson learned, G’nort. Never talk sex with Uriko when trying to defeat her in a ring!!!

- a DoD heart-to-heart! Koy entered the Outback looking as FLAWLESS as always and sat down to have a lengthy and quiet discussion with Rena. Once AGAIN Man-tastic Matt only breezed by with a kiss to Koy’s cheek, seemingly uninterested that he STILL has the HAWTEST woman in RhyDin right underneath his nose!!! Matt, are you an idiot??? WAKE UP!!!

- cute Gnome Love!!! Mellisandre joined Gnimish while he called on Twilight Island on Monday night. There was the usual cute cuddling and snuggling. Do Gnomes marry??? When will Gnimish pose the Big Question to this cute slice of a baking gnome???

- Sid losing her temper with a drunk who was tossing bottles behind the bar. The drunk’s name remains unknown but Sin-alacious Sid was definitely none too pleased! She pulled out her Sawed Off Pool Cue of Doom and handed it to Jewell who went all Lil’ Miss Anger Management on the drunk’s ass!!! Better not mess with those girls!!!

Posted: June 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Early in the evening the Inn witnessed several new relationships continue to flourish. Pelnar and Mercy flirted and giggled at one another’s jokes while Raye and Hawk had another deep heart-to-heart. We heart both of these pairs all coupled up! Pelnar and Mercy have such a wonderful brand of mischevious silliness and Raye and Hawk have had such an instant connection! Spriiiiing time in RhyDin!

While we typically don’t report on the heavy stuff, we can’t help but mention what went down in the Inn on Saturday evening. Drama struck as Tasha burst in claiming that Viki had been kidnapped and that her dear friend Everett had found some of her personal effects. Her friends, including Scotty, Daniel, Bel, and Lucius, were in shock over the news. Even dear little Taneth seemed much more subdued than is typical for her! But most impacted by the news was Sid who totally flipped her sexy little wig! She stomped around causing damage to the Inn and threatening to kill people. Posters have appeared around town blaming the disappearance on a tall furry person who goes by the name Irrykin. We hope that Viki returns home safely!!!

And now onward to lighter matters!

The Arena saw cute little Uriko and sexy mama Kina go at each other in a ring! GIRL FIGHT!!! HAWT!! What happened to those fabled Arena days of old when two gorgeous women like this would be sent into a ring fuuuull of jello?!?! Or MUD?!?!

Reap’s still entertaining the ladies while his woman is away. Saturday night found him being handed a bottle of Tequila to encourage him to fulfill Rain’s desire for him to dance on a table for her amusement. The alcohol was gratefully accepted but, to Rain’s dismay, no table dances took place.

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We have been admonished that our PRICELESS sources missed a juicy tidbit of gossip that occurred in the Inn’s basement Arena on Friday night. We are so embarrassed that we missed it that we had to bring it to our loyal readers’ attention immediately! It seems that the ADORABLE Eddie was canoodling with the sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden! RhyDin’s newest couple? OH HOW WE HEART YOUNG LOVE!!!

Dear sweet Bast. He was overheard pouring out his heart to Lydia and Cor. It seems the poor schmuck is still madly in love with his ex wife. Our heart goes out to him! However, we’re absolutely positive that his spectacularly fine ass will make some deserving woman very happy some day.

Our wonderfully crazy Sera was busy kissing and licking (yes, I did say licking) on an old friend of her ex boyfriend’s! Her new love interest is the uber-tall and manly Feilas. While it’s not Dameon as we had hoped, we cannot say we are not happy that our favorite bloody psycho is back in a relationship again!!! We cannot wait for the drama to ensue!!!

Studly Everett found himself at the bar with not one but two GORGEOUS ladies!!! He’s such a pimp. He had a couple of drinks while being sandwiched by Viki and Lydia. We know a couple men in RhyDin that would pay good money to be sandwiched by such class acts!

The Outback was a happening place to be once again! Erin, who has been offered a position on an IFL team, was fighting in a ring! We love to see a bad ass Erin! Meek and mild Erin is horsey-looking but bad girl, kick ass SINGLE Erin rocks our proverbial socks!!!

It appears that bad girl Charlie was not happy to hear of her “good boy” husband’s antics the night before. She was over heard telling fellow DoDer Koy that she had made the decision to annull the marriage on the grounds that… well, she was completely TRASHED when it happened!!! Poor dear sweet Cor… Maybe tomorrow he’ll join Bast at the bar to cry into their shot glasses together.

Va-va-voooom! The curves of Kaja once again graced the Outback. This time she did reunite with her sexy redheaded husband, G’nort!! The pair immediately engaged in such serious PDA that would make even SUUUUPER Des and Gav blush! WELCOME BACK, KAJA!!!

The wonderfully man-tastic Brig was present to call a challenge match for the Tower of Air on the magical Twilight Isle! Mmm. How we’d like to break us off a piece of Brig pie! Even Topaz felt she must warn newcomer to the Isle Chryrie of the fliratious powers of the Brig. Chryrie advised there’s no need to worry as she is happily married but we bet one look from Brig would change her tune!!! It would change your Gossip GangSTAR’s tune! The sexy new keeper Mrs. Wyh Not was also on hand to watch Russell earn the key to the Tower of Air. We love this frosty little lady!!!

Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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A talking spider caught the eyes of two lovely ladies — Kina and your Gov Kitty! Evidently spiders have names. This one called himself Lucky and, after all the attention from the womens he seemed to be getting, we’d have to say that the name fits!

Cor is back to his normal colored hair! It’s okay, dear. Not everybody can pull off the Gossip GangSTAR look!!! He and Colette were seen at the bar together briefly. Wouldn’t this make such a cute couple??? We would just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!!! SNAP, SNAP. Make it happen!

Was that swarmy Malachi and uber cute single Erin cuddling up together??? Nooooooo!!! Be cute and single for a while!!! No swarmy men!!! And if you are going to hook up with a man why can it not be the oh-so-cute and studly Everett?

Everett seems to have picked up on his friend Gideon’s love of being surrounded by a pack of pretty preening peacocks. His company last night included the lovely Asha and his frequent companion Viki. Gideon reared his sextastic playboy head as well! His charms were directed on the loooovely Charlotte! We can only hope that he charmed the pants off her!!!

Posted: March 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Where do we even begin on last night, kids? Let us tell you, we were busy little gossip mongers last night!

Our poor dear sweet Kira was between a rock and a hard place as she listened to a confused Sera discuss her break-up with Kira’s brother Dameon. They really should make greeting cards that say “I’m sorry my brother viciously dumped you and called you ‘psycho’. Can we still be freinds?”

Spaceman Wil and Musician Dark really should join some sort of Players’ Anonymous group! Is there anyone in RhyDin that chases more skirt than these two? Wil’s target of the night was a lovely blonde named Addison! Get out now, honey! GET OUT NOW!!!

Whoa, what? Erin was certainly in high spirits the other night!! She discussed dancing on the bar and having a night out on the town! And to top it off she made fishy faces and tickle-attacked the oh-so-proper Everett ….Wait, we’re starting to think we like the single Erin! So much more fun! And less horse-like!

For at least a while it appeared that the Cassie/Alain/Amalia love triangle had ended and our two heros were back to being free to make delicious love. Amalia was batting her lovely eyes Malachi’s way and he seemed interested enough. Unfortunately, details are unclear but rumor has it that Cassie was later spotted at the bar throwing back shots with Erin discussing an incident where the floozy had butted in again! If Alain doesn’t push this girl aside SOON then he may just not be good enough for the fantastically sinfully HAWT Cassie!

The vicious Scathachian visions were out in full force! Issy, Jenai, Reeni, and Eddie all showed their lovely faces!!! And, in a shocking scene, Issy proved that she is not the lesbian that the RU guys had hoped she was (Can’t you hear their sobs from here?) and KISSED A GUY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE INN!!!! Pigs are flying. Hell has indeed frozen over. What is RhyDin coming to???

Posted: March 18th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Last night was a bit of a let down compared to Thursday night. But, really, how can anything follow up one of our FAVORITES Dameon accusing his girlfriend of being “psycho” in the middle of a crowd and her bawking at him! Yes, folks! She clucked like a chicken! The best break-up EVER!!!

We’re already rooting for them to get back together so that we may see at least a dozen similar fights!!!

Keaton waltzed into the Inn yesterday evening for the first time in quite a while. There was more than one lady pleased to see him!!! And can you blame them? Isn’t he the absolute yummiest?!?! His entry was followed shortly by a queen in the realm of sinful hotness — Trixie. These two sizzle almost as hot as Cassie and Alain!

Speaking of our hands-down FAVORITE couple, one-half of it did show up late in the Inn looking as fine as ever. Cassie is to swooooon for! She was chatting up Gideon over her and Alain’s not-so monogomous relationship. But, really, doesn’t every woman have to be a let down after Cassie?!?!

Harris was out in the Inn making friends as only he can. The peanut-flicker was only there a half an hour before obtaining a date with the Gov in the Outback’s nastiest ring — the PIT!!! Gov Kitty, who has promised to wear a bikini for the bout, is a handful but Harris is a pretty storied Outback fighter! Who do you think will walk out alive???

Ladies love smooth men!! Gideon must be the smoothest because he always seems to have a pack of lovely gazelles surrounding him! Last night found him charming the innocent Charlotte in the Inn whom he introduced to the FANTASTIC Everett! The pair seemed to hit it off pretty well, even sneaking into the kitchen for a bite to eat. Can we even hope for it? A love match between our Everett and that cute little speck of femininity? HOW CUTE!!!!

…Gideon didn’t seem to mind when Everett wandered off with his company. Perhaps it was because he was fully engaged in a verbal sparring match with the ill-mannered Malachi. The insults juuuust FLOWED!!!

It wasn’t insults but alcohol flowing at the DoD girls’ table. The whole squad was in tow for some drunken debauchery which included hook-ups, a brief peek at PJ’s boobage, and the always tres chic Koy!!!

Posted: March 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Gossip GangSTAR is still, uh, indisposed at the moment but we here at the Gossip GangSTAR’s super secret headquarters will continue trucking on!

Our boss’s favorite spicey little bundle of horse hide, Erin, LAID INTO Gideon for sneaking up behind her and laying a big fat kiss on her! Her profanity-laced lecture caused Gideon to storm out of the room. Got to admire the girl’s spit fire!

Erin then spent the rest of the night chatting with Cassie who certainly didn’t appear the smoking sex kitten that we’re used to seeing. It appears that the Gossip GangSTAR’s favorite couple might be on the rocks!

It didn’t take Dark very long to move on. Considering the man’s superior flirting skills, that’s not at all surprising. He had a mushy heart-to-heart jam session with Shey. While their both smoking hot, there’s something about this coupling that fails to excite us. We do not believe that the Gossip GangSTAR will be pleased when he returns.

It seems that Everett — that little honeypot of sexual feeling — got his groove thing on last night! He proved himself to be the stud we all know he can be! He laid one heck of a smoooooch on a pretty brunette. The girls are lining up to be next. LINING UP!!!

And the ever peppy Taneth was spotted over in the basement Annex attempting to convince Druid that he really was cuddly. Good luck with that, Taneth!

Posted: March 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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