Wednesday night found Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera and Dark up to their usual flirtations. Are we the only ones that feels that Dark would drop the chick in a heartbeat if Kitty would let him back into her bed??? Kitty had a brief conversation with Dark that our sources assure us was rampant with sexual tension… and after she walked away? Well, our sources couldn’t catch the conversation but it appeared that Sera and Dark were engaged in an intense debate that left her teary-eyed and… GASP… OBEDIENT?!?!?

Seriously, where for the love of everything holy is Dameon??? He needs to come back and take care of his women-folk.

Sera’s ex Feilas attempted to intervene and begged Sera to not act so passive. EFFORTLESS Kairee wisely advised him that would have to be her choice. She could only break free because she wanted to. If she did it because he wanted her to, it would be no better. Le sigh! Kairee is so wise! A frustrated Feilas stormed out of the Inn but we were left wondering if he still has feelings for our fantastic drama queen Sera!!!

It seems Jewell and Stephen don’t appreciate young love as much as we do! Young Thomas, Dakota’s son, was asking Lassie Cassie’s advice (…and we think Lassie Cassie may have found a second career as an advice columnists for preteens!) on how to get a date with Jewell’s daughter (who we’re told is darling)! Jewell was NOT happy and threatened to send her daughter back to boarding school immediately. Thomas proved that he’s no idiot by quickly fleeing the scene.

His dad Dakota wasn’t so lucky! Unfortunately, he got the full brunt of Jewell’s anger. She was pretty clear that her daughter was too good for Dakota’s son. Oooooh! We love that the young kids are already dipping their toes into the Lake of Drama!

Posted: August 2nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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How do we love EFFORTLESS Kairee??? Let us count the ways!!! Sunday night she got a nasty look from a patron who didn’t seem to like the wink she gave that patron’s man friend. Kairee found the incident amusing and baffling at the same time. She and Darkmere had a highly entertaining and almost intellectual conversation on why humans react territorial in regards to mates.

…The most ironic part of this? One of the MOST territorial women in RhyDin in Super Pyscho Ex-Girlfriend Sera was sitting right beside Darkmere!!! In fact, he was actually petting her while talking to EFFORTLESS Kairee. Oh, Darkmere. We sense your undoing at the hands of that pretty little filly Sera…. and you do not even see it coming!!!

Despite her blossoming relationship with Darkmere, Sera’s not quite over the broken engagement with Feilas. She was overheard by our sources spilling her problems to her former boyfriend’s sister Kira. Kira was a doll as she always is!! She was kind and attentive as her friend poured out her problems. We HEART this girl!!!

We also HEART gnome love!!! Sandy and her main man Gnimish declared it Umpire Day and brought in a wonderfully smelling cake for the caller on duty — Rory! Rory was thrilled with her fellow baker’s present and the couple seemed thrilled at making the cute as a button caller so happy! HOW SWEET!

Over in the Iron Fists Garden Anubis and Charlie exchanged some veiled threats during their IFL match!!! SLUTTACIOUS Charlie came away with the tightly fought win but was also left with a badly sprained ankle that left her limping away. Perhaps trying to make up for their tension earlier in the season, Artemus who had been calling the match was quick to lend a hand and bandages to the DoD-er.

Posted: July 31st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Sunday night in the Inn seemed to be the night of couples!

Evidently Sera and Darkmere have decided to heal their wounded hearts with one another!!! The pair were certainly flirting in the Inn and the left together!!! Maybe they were off for some raunchy fun??? Jade was seen smirking quite naughtily as the pair left. We wouldn’t put her above trying to steal Darkmere away from Sera just for her own amusement. Sera better watch out for the Trash-tastic Jade.

Lydia was spotted out and about which seems to be rare these days! She and her man Grem were chatting at the bar. This pair is oh so serious! The green-haired rumored elf-hater had a brace on her knee. Maybe Carley kicked her for firing her?!?!?

The sexy Ewan was seen have a conversation with the adorable little minstrel Kiema! Their conversation seemed quite intense and very private!!! Could our dear Ewan have a thing for the little music maker??? How lovely would that be?!?!

The tall saucy redhead Jacq got into it with Panther and Kairee Sunday night at the bar. It seems that her personal belongings had been stolen from the room she’d been renting in the Inn! Jacq was quite livid and seemed to blame EFFORTLESS Kairee who she mistakenly took as the MAID!!! We’re shocked that Kairee didn’t pop her for that!

We are really starting to dislike Feilas! First he doesn’t have the balls to break up with Sera and simply leaves her for two months! And then Sunday night, he made Kira CRY!!! Kira quickly left the Inn after he confronted her over some unknown slight and our sources tell us that there were tears in her beautiful eyes!!! We hope Dameon crawls out of whatever hole he’s fallen into and lays into Feilas for that one!!!

The night ended on a high note, however!!! Gav made sure to bring SUUUUUPER Des in for this week’s Late Night with Gav! Gav sure knows what the crowd wants to see — his wife!

Speaking of husband and wife duos, Sartan was spotted down in the Dueling Annex on the couch as his wife Rory called her regular shift. Rory, it seems, has lost her tenuous grasp on reality and was pleasantly crazy Sunday night!!! She didn’t even seem to know her own name half the time. In fact she offered to have sex with the first person that bought her a drink and there were a handful of takers… but Sartan QUICKLY put the end to that and escorted crazy Rory out before she could cause anymore fun.

The SLUTTACIOUS Jaycy showed up and was duly hit on by Man-Whore Darren. Jaycy advised him that she had a slew of hotter men to go home to. You know what? We don’t doubt it. We bet that Jaycy uses her Dockside Barony Manor as storage facility to keep her harem of underwear models!!!

It seems that Darren’s “antics” are not escaping notice. Cas did not seem happy with Darren’s attention to Jaycy the Queen of Loose Sex (and, yes, we do realize that by calling her that we just made her wildly popular) who has been a close friend of his for many years!!! In fact, Cas seemed down right angry with the Man Whore!!! We feel a dueling feud brewing!!!

Posted: July 23rd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The drama started early Saturday!!! And that’s EXACTLY how we like our weekends!!!

Early in the evening hours, our sources spotted Sera (of the “Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend” fame who dated Dameon and then moved on to Feilas) with Feilas! Feilas left her several months back and disappeared without a word for “work”. Ladies, when a man says that he disappeared to work on a “project”, the only question is whether or not it’s a blonde, brunette, or redhead project!!!

Well, we know if there is one thing Sera does right, it’s knowing how to cause a scene in a public place! And we LOVE her for it! With Feilas in tears and Sera up in arms, this relationship came to a stunning end. Ever see one of those videos made by the insurance institute where the car with crash dummies inside hits a brick wall??? Yeah, that’s the way our sources described watching this one. You just COULDN’T look away!!!

Don’t swear off relationships for too long, Sera. We’re expecting another dramatic (AND public) break-up in another couple of months!!! Love you, girlfriend!

WE TOTALLY HEART Piper!!! She strolled into the Inn perfectly dressed for the evening in just a simple pink sundress that looked stunning against her dark hair and skin! That girl totally knows how to WORK it! Unfortunately, our sources spotted her popping some unknown pills. We really hope she isn’t falling into that sort of behavior. Drugs are bad, people! She was also spotted reading our printed version! We love when our subjects are also fans!!!

Darkmere didn’t waste long moving on from the Gov Kitty. He was back hitting on Wolv’s girl Kaspar who he actually had in his lap!!! AND he was flirting with Sera who had come back a couple hours after her break-up to man hunt. We admit when we’ve made a mistake and we made a mistake. Darren is no where near a man-whore when compared to Darkmere. He certainly is the worst of the worst in that regard.

Our sources spotted Darren out and about quite a bit last night! He was seen at Duke’s (which is a gay bar) but left rather quickly! And then he was seen at Captain Hammer’s (made famous by their connection with TDL/IFL duelist Bode Bojangles) and then finally he ended his night in the Inn. And he was TRAAAASHED! It turns out he hasn’t ended his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar. He was overheard saying that he’d have to take a shower before he crawled into bed with her so he didn’t smell like booze. Le sigh.

The storied former Overlord Xenograg was spotted in the Inn’s basement Arena having a pretty intense conversation with G’nort. It was clear that the General did not understand the Baron of the Old Market’s feelings on the overlord title. G’nort is a many time baron but has no desire to hold the Overlord title. Xeno is evidently looking for new blood — a young warlord looking to prove himself — as Overlord. The two names that were mentioned? Felix and Bran. What an honor to be seen by Xeno as a strong candidate to make a good Overlord!!!

The DoD’s SLUTTACIOUS Charlie was spotted in the Arena chatting with fellow DoD-er Rena about a truly AMAZING event that they want to hold!!! Charlie wants to convince G’nort and to have PJ convince Jake to have the Golden Ivy Tavern and the Red Orc Brewery to sponsor a night of free booze and DoD-style fun in the Inn to celebrate (or in Charlie’s words “mourn”) the ending of Koy’s bachelorette status!!! No date has been thrown around as of yet but we’re already getting excited about the drunken debauchery!!!

Posted: July 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We will never be able to keep track of all the “loves” in Feilas’s life. First there was Sera (the “bloody psycho” ex of Dameon) but back in May he was seen getting his groove thing on with Nyx (who had broken Brandon’s heart days earlier) and now it seems that he’s got his sights set on Alana (who tends to throw herself at taken men as she’s appeared in this blog after having flirted with Stephen, Baker, Val, Brian, etc, etc). Strangely enough, Feilas was chatting with Nyx when Alana arrived and introduced Alana to Nyx as “my love”.

How does he keep them straight?!?!?

Whore-errific Jade was spotted talking to her ex Michale. Has she really ran out of men who’ll sleep with her? Is she now going around for seconds? REHAB is calling, sweetheart!!!

The twins Sugar and Spice were tending bar but without the venerable Ms. Sid. They served up a free round of drinks on Sexy Brian who was celebrating the upcoming birth of the centaurs. Brian got his usual flirtatious offers from the women in the Inn but as usual he remained true to his girl. We HEART him!!!

Speaking of sisters, Cute Single Erin was dishing about her night out on the town with her lovely and much more even-keeled sister Lydia at the bar late into the night. Typically we HEART sister gab-fests but these two are absolutely DEPRESSING! They are two pretty girls who are usually fun to be around but whenever they are around each other they are tense and silent. It makes us sad!

The Baroness of Dockside Jaycynda “Jaycy” Ashleana and the Baron of New Haven Kheldar “Sexiest Father in RhyDin” Drasinia were both present and looking for duels in the Inn’s basement Arena. Jaycy gaggingly referred to Kheld as her brother. ATTENTION, people! Never EVER refer to someone who you have previously had relations with as your brother! We do not care if you just mean “heart brother” or “soul brother” or whatever you people refer to it as these days. It’s still gross.

In a meeting of the “often wed”, Jaycy faced off against Jewell in a ring. Our sources tell us that their conversation revolved around respect. Lord, help us! Two women so prone to opening their legs discussing respect and honor??? RESPECT YOURSELVES, GIRLS! Le sigh. Jaycy won the duel but we believe the pair is tied at three on number of times wed.

Posted: June 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Maybe Rena’s had enough of the rumors of Val’s womanizing! She certainly didn’t seem to broke hearted in the Outback on Monday night while joking with and flinging ice at her new teammate Darren. With all three of these people on the same IFL team, this screams “messy break-up”.

Handsome James seemed intent on winning at least a date from the little pottery queen Piper! Who can blame him?!?! The witty brunette is A-FREAKING-DORABLE! James isn’t too bad himself. Good luck, James!!!

Jade continued her reuniting Monday evening when she ran into Jewell. Jewell breathlessly informed her that she was now engaged to a “hot pirate”. Jewell’s excitement is starting to make her…. cute?!?! Jade also spent a bit of one-on-one time with the marvelous Icer. The pair ate brownies and discussed the SIX baby dragons that Icer has on the way (which, by the way, will join the FOURTEEN she already has).

Poor Sera is always losing her men to skanky women! This time Feilas was busy getting his flirt on with Nyx. Yep, the very same girl who broke Brandon’s heart. She was dressed TRASHY for this excursion! Maybe Dameon might be up for talking about getting back together with his “bloody psycho” ex-girlfriend as his current TRASHY lady Reanna got half-naked in the Inn for Reap and Baker! She took off her tequila soaked tank top and tossed her shirt over the bar. Reap and Baker spent the rest of the night talking about the peek of nipple that they saw.

Speaking of RU, Baker and Reap were busy attempting to convince Jewell to dip her breast into their ale. Poor boys. Just when they were debating over who was going to do the “smooshing”, Jewell wacked them both with a empty mug. And, thus, their hunt for a willing victim– We mean, participant in “brale” continues on.

Eve missed her man’s antics but when she did arrive she and Baker quickly rehashed their fight from last week. Our Evie was told by yet another TRASHY lady that she was “wallowing”! Evie didn’t take too kindly to that and quickly challenged the other woman who is evidently named “Lust” to a fight! In true DoD fashion, Evie called Lust a “bimbo” and told her that she wasn’t ready to play with the big girls!!! HILARIOUS!!! Although we have no power in the DoD world, we believe our Evie should get to retire her “grunt” status and become a full member of DoD for that!!!

So Monday in the Inn was all about trashy women in micro-mini skirts, cleavage-baring corset tops, and skanky stilettos. Somebody please find Koy and make her teach these women how to dress sexy without showing all their flesh. There isn’t a fine line between sexy and skanky. It’s a very defined line. LEARN IT, LADIES!!!

Posted: May 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Friday was a pretty quite night. Perhaps everyone was out getting their Spring Flings in before the summer weather hits! However, everybody’s favorite friendly blonde Taneth was busy in the Inn Friday night adding words to her vocabulary. The hunky Michael taught her the word “dude”. By the way, where did this wonderful slab of man meat come from???

Rumor has it that Ness serenaded the dear sweet Kira. How romantic! It appears that there is a clear front runner now for Kira’s heart! She seemed quite touched by the gesture! Mark our words, this is a spring fling that’ll certainly move on to summer lovin’!

DoD stock must be on a down swing. The girls of DoD seem to have their relationships crumbling all around them. This weekend it seemed to be the “Sage Bean Counter” Rena who was getting pushed to the curb! Her soldier/boyfriend Val was busy in the Inn on Saturday night chatting up and making eyes at Alana. These girls must be going through some serious tubs of ice cream to ease all this heart ache.

Later in the evening, Dameon’s new woman Reanna was overheard by our sources calling his old woman Sera a fool to Feilas who has been dating Sera for a couple of weeks. First, Reanna takes the fantastic Dameon, dashing all hopes of a reunion between the couple and NOW she has the audacity to call our little “bloody psycho” a fool! We are NOT amused.

Speaking of amused, Brian certainly was as his lovely Jenai had a heartfelt reunion with Jade. There was much hugging and loving between the two women. We got a feeling that Brian’s thoughts on the matter weren’t entirely PG rated!

To finish the night off (and finish off half the men at the bar) Badsider Brew’s own PJ shared a jaw-dropping, saliva-swapping kiss with Sexy Sid! Tongues were touching! Sid grabbed PJ’s pert little rear! PJ had her arms locked around Sid’s waist! For ten long seconds every man in the Inn was given a little piece of HEAVEN!!!

This weekend was certainly an overwhelming one for the Judge. Issy was first told by Whisper that she met a man AND that they were getting married. Tobias is the newest silly goose to think that a Scathachian would make a good wife. Seriously, what is wrong with these men??? Hot, yes. Absolutely. But marrying them? NOOOOO! Then on Sunday Jewell broke the news of her engagement. Poor Issy appeared more than a little overwhelmed by it all!!

Posted: May 14th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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There’s just something about Friday nights, isn’t there? The week is over and everybody is ready to let their hair down and get a little bit wild and crazy. Oh, how we love Fridays!

After meeting the night before Hawk and Raye were engaged in a tête-à-tête in the Inn! There was certainly no outward signs of affection but they seemed to be getting along quite nicely. What a handsome couple these two would make!

Poor Kira sat and moped over her brother’s death. We just want to hug her cute little self!!! However, her friends and fellow clansmen Feilas and craaaazy Sera didn’t seem quite so upset. The pair snuggled and necked in a nearby booth! We will never understand the mourning habits of the people of RhyDin.

When the Evie’s away, the Baker will play! No, not in that way! Baker is true to his girl! Isn’t it sad when the one man you can count on in this city to remain loyal to his woman is Baker??? Anyway, Baker was up to trouble, trying to convince Lydia to try brale (which, from what we understand, is a concoction created by him and Cor that stands for breakfast ale). Lydia kept declining and Baker kept asking until he was warned by Kina to stop attempting to corrupt the looovely green-haired phenom!

As for the Arena, Stick came by to lay claim on her man. She plopped down beside him and CUDDLED! While this may not be out of the normal for most couples this is Stick and Harris, after all. Luckily the good times didn’t last for long (or else we would have seriously been freaked out) it didn’t take long for Stick to return to laying into Harris for the professional escort business.

Arcanum Academy’s Headmaster Professor Kurgen and Chryrie discussed our poor Gov Kitty’s condition. They discussed her condition and Artemus was sure to offer his assistance. Poor poor Kitty! All of us here at the Gossip GangSTAR super secret lair of trouble are wishing her a speedy and complete recovery!

The Baroness of Dragon’s Gate Topaz was discussing all the renovations she has done to the baronial property in that district and the cost of maintaining the dueling museum. If you haven’t visited it, you must!!! Topaz has done an excellent job of preserving some great dueling relics. Considering that most of the barons and baronesses use their properties to further their own vices, Topaz should be commended! Yay, Topaz!

Grayson has some marvelous competition for Taneth’s heart!!! Another Company of the Dragon alumn and member of the Madness Tournament’s Elite Eight has been spending an awful lot of time with her recently! Who would that be?!?! Well, the fantastically handsome Alyxz, of course! He has even promised to dance with our lovely little ball of all things goodness at the coming Beltane dance!

Posted: April 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We have been admonished that our PRICELESS sources missed a juicy tidbit of gossip that occurred in the Inn’s basement Arena on Friday night. We are so embarrassed that we missed it that we had to bring it to our loyal readers’ attention immediately! It seems that the ADORABLE Eddie was canoodling with the sexy Pi Omega Pi frat president Jaden! RhyDin’s newest couple? OH HOW WE HEART YOUNG LOVE!!!

Dear sweet Bast. He was overheard pouring out his heart to Lydia and Cor. It seems the poor schmuck is still madly in love with his ex wife. Our heart goes out to him! However, we’re absolutely positive that his spectacularly fine ass will make some deserving woman very happy some day.

Our wonderfully crazy Sera was busy kissing and licking (yes, I did say licking) on an old friend of her ex boyfriend’s! Her new love interest is the uber-tall and manly Feilas. While it’s not Dameon as we had hoped, we cannot say we are not happy that our favorite bloody psycho is back in a relationship again!!! We cannot wait for the drama to ensue!!!

Studly Everett found himself at the bar with not one but two GORGEOUS ladies!!! He’s such a pimp. He had a couple of drinks while being sandwiched by Viki and Lydia. We know a couple men in RhyDin that would pay good money to be sandwiched by such class acts!

The Outback was a happening place to be once again! Erin, who has been offered a position on an IFL team, was fighting in a ring! We love to see a bad ass Erin! Meek and mild Erin is horsey-looking but bad girl, kick ass SINGLE Erin rocks our proverbial socks!!!

It appears that bad girl Charlie was not happy to hear of her “good boy” husband’s antics the night before. She was over heard telling fellow DoDer Koy that she had made the decision to annull the marriage on the grounds that… well, she was completely TRASHED when it happened!!! Poor dear sweet Cor… Maybe tomorrow he’ll join Bast at the bar to cry into their shot glasses together.

Va-va-voooom! The curves of Kaja once again graced the Outback. This time she did reunite with her sexy redheaded husband, G’nort!! The pair immediately engaged in such serious PDA that would make even SUUUUPER Des and Gav blush! WELCOME BACK, KAJA!!!

The wonderfully man-tastic Brig was present to call a challenge match for the Tower of Air on the magical Twilight Isle! Mmm. How we’d like to break us off a piece of Brig pie! Even Topaz felt she must warn newcomer to the Isle Chryrie of the fliratious powers of the Brig. Chryrie advised there’s no need to worry as she is happily married but we bet one look from Brig would change her tune!!! It would change your Gossip GangSTAR’s tune! The sexy new keeper Mrs. Wyh Not was also on hand to watch Russell earn the key to the Tower of Air. We love this frosty little lady!!!

Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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