We are now proud to present your TWELFTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- “Reformed” Bad Boy Darren dragging Rena into the Inn to act as his babysitter! Evidently, Darren’s determined to change his cheating ways to keep cute girlfriend Sugar happy.

- the lovely Julie sharing blueberry scones and blackberry ice tea with sweet Icer!!! Now our sources tell us that Julie looks as happy and beautiful as always BUT nobody has seen much of her husband since their impromptu wedding in the Inn just under a month ago. We hope things aren’t already getting rough for the newlyweds!

- a downright TOASTED Brian entertaining the Inn with his drunken antics!!! He spent his time in the Inn filling water balloons with beer, asking for a return of the drunken squirrels, and singing the praises of high school girls. A drunken Brian evidently equals hilarity!

- HEIFER Jewell being completely out of control AGAIN. She picked up right where she left off by spending the night talking about the size of her own ass. It’s the size of her growing head that has us worried for the safety of the other Inn patrons! Sheesh!

- DoDer Rena exchanging some terse words with fellow DoDer SLUTTACIOUS Charlie. Our sources could not overhear the extent of the conversation but usually level-headed Rena stormed away while Charlie was left appearing baffled!

- Carley FIGHTING in the Outback!!! Nooooo! We can’t look! Teeny tiny Carley fighting is just toooo scary for us! We believe this cute little girl might be spending a bit toooo much time with Cute Single Erin! Now she’s wanting to become her! Next she’ll be throwing back shots!

- Mr. and Mrs. Simon returned from their honeymoon looking tan, happy, and SEXY!!! A week away in a tropical location with his beautiful new wife certainly shed some years off of Man-tastic Matt! He was busy catching up on some fights in the Outback while FLAWLESS Koy caught up with her DoD girls!

- The ADORABLE Felix giving Vinny a healthy beating on the shores of Twilight Island in their Duel Masters duel! We just want to pinch his cute little dwarf cheeks!

- Uriko cheering as she watched Felix and Vinny’s duel! When the caller, Lem, questioned her as to who she was cheering on Uriko admitted that she was cheering on both…. so Lem asked her to throw him into the mix as well which she happily obliged! Uriko is the only other person cute enough to pull off a Taneth!

Posted: August 15th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The drama started early Saturday!!! And that’s EXACTLY how we like our weekends!!!

Early in the evening hours, our sources spotted Sera (of the “Bloody Psycho Ex-Girlfriend” fame who dated Dameon and then moved on to Feilas) with Feilas! Feilas left her several months back and disappeared without a word for “work”. Ladies, when a man says that he disappeared to work on a “project”, the only question is whether or not it’s a blonde, brunette, or redhead project!!!

Well, we know if there is one thing Sera does right, it’s knowing how to cause a scene in a public place! And we LOVE her for it! With Feilas in tears and Sera up in arms, this relationship came to a stunning end. Ever see one of those videos made by the insurance institute where the car with crash dummies inside hits a brick wall??? Yeah, that’s the way our sources described watching this one. You just COULDN’T look away!!!

Don’t swear off relationships for too long, Sera. We’re expecting another dramatic (AND public) break-up in another couple of months!!! Love you, girlfriend!

WE TOTALLY HEART Piper!!! She strolled into the Inn perfectly dressed for the evening in just a simple pink sundress that looked stunning against her dark hair and skin! That girl totally knows how to WORK it! Unfortunately, our sources spotted her popping some unknown pills. We really hope she isn’t falling into that sort of behavior. Drugs are bad, people! She was also spotted reading our printed version! We love when our subjects are also fans!!!

Darkmere didn’t waste long moving on from the Gov Kitty. He was back hitting on Wolv’s girl Kaspar who he actually had in his lap!!! AND he was flirting with Sera who had come back a couple hours after her break-up to man hunt. We admit when we’ve made a mistake and we made a mistake. Darren is no where near a man-whore when compared to Darkmere. He certainly is the worst of the worst in that regard.

Our sources spotted Darren out and about quite a bit last night! He was seen at Duke’s (which is a gay bar) but left rather quickly! And then he was seen at Captain Hammer’s (made famous by their connection with TDL/IFL duelist Bode Bojangles) and then finally he ended his night in the Inn. And he was TRAAAASHED! It turns out he hasn’t ended his relationship with the blonde twin Sugar. He was overheard saying that he’d have to take a shower before he crawled into bed with her so he didn’t smell like booze. Le sigh.

The storied former Overlord Xenograg was spotted in the Inn’s basement Arena having a pretty intense conversation with G’nort. It was clear that the General did not understand the Baron of the Old Market’s feelings on the overlord title. G’nort is a many time baron but has no desire to hold the Overlord title. Xeno is evidently looking for new blood — a young warlord looking to prove himself — as Overlord. The two names that were mentioned? Felix and Bran. What an honor to be seen by Xeno as a strong candidate to make a good Overlord!!!

The DoD’s SLUTTACIOUS Charlie was spotted in the Arena chatting with fellow DoD-er Rena about a truly AMAZING event that they want to hold!!! Charlie wants to convince G’nort and to have PJ convince Jake to have the Golden Ivy Tavern and the Red Orc Brewery to sponsor a night of free booze and DoD-style fun in the Inn to celebrate (or in Charlie’s words “mourn”) the ending of Koy’s bachelorette status!!! No date has been thrown around as of yet but we’re already getting excited about the drunken debauchery!!!

Posted: July 22nd, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Icer was in the Inn Thursday evening telling SMOKING HAWT Alain that her husband Aurthur, her father, and one of her sons has been captured!!! Icer was lamenting over the fact that because of her hatchlings she is unable to do much in the search for the three but that she is sure that they are still alive. Scary stuff!!!

Our sources overheard Nyx drop to Lyris that her birthday just passed!!! She bought herself some pretty material for a new belly dancing outfit but it does not sound as if she had a proper party. So sad!!! Well, happy birthday you sweet little dancer, you!

Maybe Chryrie should get a “Suuuuper” moniker as well! A stranger rushed into the Inn claiming that his friend was in need of a healer. Chryrie did not hesitate to lend her services and when she returned she stated that the woman’s life she’d been called on to heal had been saved. YAY, CHRYRIE! We HEART talented AND sexy women!!!

Grrrr. Cassie came around dressed like a hobo. Flip flops! Come on?!?! What professional woman wears flip flops in public??? Obviously she came looking for her man Alain. Perhaps if we were a woman like Cassie we’d keep a tight leash on our uber sexy man as well!!!

On a better note, Jade continued to look almost classy!!! She was dressed in a black dress with a thick red belt and her make-up was actually NOT overkill. We totally LOVE the new look. Way to go, FLAWLESS Koy! Score another for the Fashion Police!!! Jade also had a looovely accessory in fake brother Mark. Evidently he’s not her real brother but she calls him brother. The people of this city and all their fake relatives CONFUSE me!!! If you didn’t share a parent with the person you are NOT their sibling!!! Anyway, Mark has that dark shaggy-haired look that we ADORE. Cute boy! Would looooove to see more of that, if you know what we’re saying!

Late into the night our sources caught Eless and Connar in a private conversation in the Inn!!! Now this is certainly not the first time the pair have been caught in a flirtatious conversation. Our sources spotted them together already in early May. Make your move already, Connar!!! Sheesh!

There was lots of action in the Arena on Thursday night! Imp was the caller on duty and he, of course, was up to his usual amount of trouble. He made time to grope and lick a number of women including Aya, Rena, and Uriko. Cas was having a rough night. With his usual amount of charm and grace (in other words, a complete lack of either), he lost to both a gnome in Gnimish and a dwarf in Felix. To make himself feel better, he went about talking up all his other accomplishments for several hours. BORING! Way to go, Gnim and Felix!!!

We’d be amiss if we did not mention the posters that seem to be EVERYWHERE as well as the town crier echoing the news. It seems that our dear, wonderful Ms. Mercy has gone missing!!! Rumor has it that she was kidnapped by a mage in the Southern Glen several days ago!!! Pelnar is evidently quite distraught and has thrown himself into searching for his lovely lady. So sad!!! We hope that she is found soon!!

Posted: June 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Last Sunday wonderfully busy!!! In the beautiful glen just South of RhyDin was a fantastic Spring Fling event, the Outback hosted the cyclical Diamond Quest, and Madness Duels were hot and heavy in the Annex.

Loooovely ladies, pretty music, gorgeous scenery, and hot hot HAWT men! The Spring Fing had it all!!! Who could ask for anything more?

Cassie, looking drop dead in a green halter dress, was escorted to the event by Mr. Hero himself Alain. The two were quite cozy the entire evening. They oooooozed delicious sweetness. To make the men of RhyDin crazy jealous, a hot SINGLE Erin danced with her ever-so-cute sister, Lydia. Our favorite little Uriko seemed quite pleased with another adorable couple that graced the glen with their presence — Amthy and Miles. We agree, Uriko! Love them! Poor Viki danced by her lonesome. She is ever so hot. She needs an equally hot man we have decided!

Cute and the Outback don’t typically go hand-in-hand but Reap and PJ seem to be determined to bring cute to the dueling venues. The pair snogged, drank beer, and watched the emeralds battle it out to be the cycle’s Diamond. PJ’s boss and the genius behind Red Orc Brewery Jake showed to flex his muscles in the tournament. And one of our favorite “oldie but goodie” babes Morgan was present to cheer on the half-orc! The sextastic Kheld stole the show and took the Diamond. Yuuuuum!

And to keep with our “sweet” theme, the Arena was full of sweetness as well! However, it was not provided by lip-locking couples but by Rory who produced several trays of woooonderful brownies and cookies for her calling shift. The amazing smells and Madness duels brought out quite a crowd! Cheerleader Taneth labeled Felix the faaaabulous dwarf “duel-able”. It appears that PJ’s corruption lessons might have been a bit over her head. THANK THE LORD!!! The bouncy bundle of rat energy Napoleon was attracted by the sweets (as that crazy PFH crowd always is) but stuck around to brandish his shiny little cutlass on several unsuspecting duelists!

All in all, Sunday was a fantastically busy night! How we HEART such wonderful nights in which there’s more gossip than we can shake a stick at!!!

Posted: April 25th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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On the mystical shores of Twilight Island our favorite little dwarf Felix was present for some magical warfare as was the fantastically sexy Artemus! However, it was a night full of GNOME LOVE as Ginimish called while snuggling his cute little muffin of sweet sweet love. There is nothing cuter than a gnome baker and Meli fits the bill. This may just be our FAVORITE couple in RhyDin!!!

HOTimus Maximus!!! Kaja’s back in town!!! G’nort’s fantastically sexy wife was spotted in the Outback catching up with Harris’s wife Stick! Sadly, there was no girl-on-girl action. There is always next time. After on-going rumors that Kaja and G’nort aren’t exactly on speaking terms, we cannot wait to see where this is headed!!!

Suuuuuper Des was busy calling but not too busy that she couldn’t help Koy who somehow got herself stuck deep down in the Pit! When our poor Koy came up she reeeeeeked of alcohol. How we weep for our favorite! We thought that she was finally starting to turn the corner but it appears that our lovely Koy is still heartbroken over Matt’s military MIA status.

G’nort showed after his missus had taken off and gave Cor some encouraging words about sticking it out with his bad girl wife Charlie who seems to be going through a rough patch. Cor didn’t seem to take the advice, though! VERY recently he was spotted getting waaaay drunk with the sexy and dangerous Miss B. It ended with the pair toppling out of their chairs onto one another!!! Maybe Cor isn’t the good boy that we call took him for!!!

Posted: April 24th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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