What the holy heavenly polar??? We hear that Awesome Alain was overheard telling Twin Spice (one of his numerous ex-flings) that he is now an engaged man!!! She seemed to buy his bull about as much as we do! We do not for one second believe that Awesome Alain has changed his ways. The boy is a DAWG!!! We sure hope this isn’t true because the Inn will be a much less dramatic place without Alain’s lovely birds running around. We’re saddened. Deeply saddened. No news on who the mystery woman is but we’ll keep our ear to the ground!

At least it’s good to know his drinking habits haven’t changed! He was seen at the bar later in the night throwing back vodka shots with his dear old pal Frank. Nope, it appears Frank hasn’t been killed yet. We give it another year. Men like that don’t last too long in this town without taking a bullet in a dark alley or a sharp blade to the gut.

As always Frank was quick to notice the pretty ladies. Last night’s choice of womenly curves was Captain Magnificent Manda who we’re quickly starting to have a soft spot for. We hear that the good captain has her own ship — Destiny Avenged. Word on the street is that the ship has quite the little reputation for plundering and pirating. This makes us love her even more! Awesome Alain proved a very very bad wing man as he distracted the lovely lady with business instead of letting his friend put the moves on her.

Be still our thumping heart! Chief Mischief Maker Eless was spotted behind the bar mixing drinks for the numerous patrons Sunday night. She was looking freaking fantastic as always in a smashing green and black plaid dress with a high neckline and adorable cap sleeves. She truly is RhyDin’s best dressed woman!

A small but spirited Talon of Redwin Tournament took place in the Arena Sunday evening! The Impster was on hand to call and harass the pretty women. Past winner the lovely Ms. Wyh Not was there and accounted for! Despite her lovely appearance, she can be pretty mean in a ring! The Gov, MAN-tastic Matt, was also there and ready for a fight. However, it was the sweet Scarlet whom walked away with the historic blade! Congrats to her!

Posted: October 20th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Wolv’s new gal pal Aly was seen in the Red Dragon Inn Wednesday night chatting with TRASH-tastic Jade and made it quite clear that the wedding bug has NOT bitten her!!! She seemed quite opposed to the idea of marrying Wolv. OMG! He better work harder to impress that pretty thang or she might be swayed to another man’s bed!

It’s no wonder why. We hear that Wolv came in a short time later and is evidently STILL smarting from his gubernatorial loss. In fact, he was claiming voter fraud!!! You’ve got to be kidding us!!! Aly told him to stop feeling sorry for himself. Good for him! How can he not be happy with the fine woman that he’s got??? After the Masquerade Ball, we’re buying up all the Aly stock we can get our hands on! The girl’s on the RISE!!!

AJ was overheard telling Frank that she’s pregnant and he seemed pretty happy for her. She was also overheard saying that she believes the name Dimitri to be “cute” and “darling”. Good Lord. This child is doooooomed! Good news is that she has given up booze, cigs, and dueling. Too many women in this town aren’t good ovens for their little buns. We hope that AJ breaks the trend so that her kid is healthy even if it is strapped with a horrible name!

We’re pretty curious as to why Kacey hasn’t been seen hanging out with her man in the past week or so. No word as to yet as to his whereabouts but we certainly hope the pair are still together. Kacey seems awfully happy when he’s around! She seemed awfully happy Wednesday night as well but that could be due to the mass amounts of alcohol she was seen downing with Awesome Alain and another mystery lady! The trio had made up some drinking game and were quickly hammering them down.

The Other Woman Lain and Deadbeat Dad Alex were seen spending quite some time together AGAIN! We don’t think there is a reunion in the works, however. The pair merely seem to be friends. That doesn’t ease our concerns. These two are RIDICULOUS when together! A walking disaster! There should be some law on the books that requires them to remain 100 yards away from one another.

It seems that things still aren’t smoothed over between Holder of Moonberyl Bran and The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan!!! When Luscious Lydia questioned what started the dispute, it caused a new round of insults to fly back and forth between the pair. SMOKIN’ Sartan and SPEEDSTER Nova accused Bran of buying too much stock into what Cas (the Roman version) thinks while Bran said that Sartan was just trying to act tough. The pair clearly doesn’t like each other and we LOVE it!!!

Luscious Lydia seemed much more interested in Cute Single Dad Bane!!! The chemistry between the pair is really starting to heat up!!! Luscious Lydia was seen feeling the sleeve of Cute Single Dad Bane’s sweater to admire the fabric…. but we think it was just a weak excuse to touch him. These two are just yummy! Later they were even seen hand-in-hand! OMG! TOO CUTE FOR WORDS!!!

Posted: March 7th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Saturday night in the Red Dragon Inn started off just the way we like it!!! Frank was seated at the bar surrounded by two vivacious young ladies — AJ and Tarna. Now AJ’s a married woman but she certainly seems to spend quite a bit of time at Frank’s side while Tarna has been seen flirting it up with the big man recently. Tarna seemed to be trying to make it clear that Frank was HER man as Frank introduced the pair!!! We think if the ladies were dogs they may have been peeing on Frank’s leg to mark their territory!!!

Potter Piper and DoD-er Rena still seemed a bit down in the dumps but seemed to be keeping their chins up as they discussed Misfit business Saturday night. Both lovely ladies have been burned in love and our hearts break for them!!! Doc Eva, who still appeared a bit under the weather, joined the ladies shortly after and talked about the Doc’s house hunt!

A late surge of support for gubernatorial candidate MAN-tastic Matt seems to have taken over the city!!! There’s word that The Stitch is offering a ten percent discount on clothes for anyone who promises to cast their vote in his favor which is certainly interesting since Big Britches Erin has campaigned HARD in G’naughty G’nort’s favor and Luscious Lydia took G’naughty G’nort as her date to some of the Fashion Week celebrations!!!

And we know the reason for the momentum switch from G’naughty G’nort to MAN-tastic Matt! We hear that Luscious Lydia TOTALLY went off on G’naughty G’nort Saturday night in the Inn’s basement Arena for suggesting to reporters that they were an item. That, folks, is the explanation for the sudden change in The Stitch’s allegiance! It seems that Luscious Lydia was NOT at all happy to be linked in the press with G’naughty G’nort and gave him what for!!!

Saturday night, another of G’naughty G’nort’s employees in the same of his TDL star Baroness of Old Temple Teagan was seen campaigning for MAN-tastic Matt!!! OMG! G’nort’s going to flip his wig!!! Teagan entered the Inn at Matt’s side and announced that anyone who promised to vote for MAN-tastic Matt would get a kiss from here!!! Too bad Robert wasn’t there for that one! We bet he’d be swayed away from even his brother’s No Confidence scheme.

Badsider Brew spokesmodel, DoD-er PJ Ramirez, made an appearance in the Arena Saturday night looking WAY ready to transition into maternity wear! She looked just about ready to pop out of her cute clothes. Don’t fight the full panel jeans, sister!!! She was seen keeping a VERY close eye on the youngest Graziano boy — Tony.

One of the Arena’s newest warlords, Joex, was overheard discussing his plans for challenging once his peer win hunt is complete!!! It seems that Overlord Roland has gained a fan in the young gun as he stated that he does not wish to challenge one of the Overlord’s loyal barons. That Overlord Roland is one of the most popular overlords that the Arena has seen in YEARS!!! And has anyone else noticed that all but one of his loyal barons are females??? Overlord Roland has a waaaay with the ladies!

Legendary duelist AJ Bird entered the Arena late into the night to the thrill of anyone who is a fan of the history of the sport!!! SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard teasing Frisky Rix about his inability over the years to beat AJ when Hottie Hodge suggested that Frisky Rix and AJ duel. That’s what friends are for, right??? To remind you of your failures. You’ve gotta love Speedster Nova!

We’re way upset that we weren’t there to see AJ (arguably one of the Arena’s most storied barons) in person!!! We hear that Joex even had the honor of dueling him! MAJOR! If we’d been there, we’d so have been all “WE’RE NOT WORTHY!!!”

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources were a little surprised to see all three members of that new love triangle together in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night enjoying one another’s company!!! In fact, Frank was overheard mentioning to the Bum Phillipe that he’d like to see Phillipe’s wife, AJ, in a French maid outfit. That man’s got some cajones! Major! Our money’s on Frank!!! We think he could crush Phillipe with his little pinky!!!

Nooooo! Say it ain’t so! It’s been just over a week since Pipes and Perry were spotted in public together and on the last occassion Peredhil didn’t even acknowledge Potter Piper!!! Instead, he spent the night chatting up Miss Mercy…. and that’s exactly what our sources saw him doing Sunday night as well. We hate to hate on Miss Mercy but…. HOW DARE SHE!!! We don’t like this. We don’t like this one bit.

Our hope for a happy ending to the Pipes and Perry saga was further diminished when we heard reports that later in the evening Peredhil looked quite uncomfortable when Maeve asked if Potter Piper would be joining him when he visited Maeve’s refuge. Evidently, he admitted that he didn’t believe so and that he had not seen Potter Piper in well over a week!!! How sad!

So maybe things in Hodge’s personal life are getting a bit more clear! We hear that she was hanging out in the Inn with the very same man she’s been crushing on for well over a month — Rix. We can only imagine that the pair were avoiding the dueling venues to avoid having to get teasing from their friends!!! They certainly would have gotten some with the mushy manner in which they were acting!!! Now Rix has quite the history with the women of the Arena so we won’t call this a “love match” yet but it appears that there’s definitely some chemistry!

Love and flirting were the theme of the evening! From what we have heard, Davarin and Kacey are officially back together!!! Good for him!!! He seems to know a good thing when he sees it. The pair were caught engaging in quite the liplock and later Davarin was seen hurrying her on out!

Although, Quel’s been seen quite a bit with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee in recent days, Sunday night he was seen rubbing the back of Chase who was in tears. Why was the boozing party girl in tears??? Who knows?!?! She must be one of those drunk criers! Someone needs to warn Quel before he gets in over his head with that one! It seems that Locke learned that lesson. He’s seemed to have made his decision between the two PAAARRRTY girls as Sunday night he was seen chatting intimately with Atalanta. We bet she’s the more grounded of the two girls but, really, that’s not saying a whole lot!

We doubt SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee is too terribly torn up! She was seen leaving late into the night with her on-again/off-again boyfriend, Julien. The pair were supposedly heading to his home for a little late night booooooty call! Sin-alicious!

CHARITY Jewell was spotted having a very serious conversation with Head Pussy Panther! We hear both of them were sporting some very somber expressions!!! Jewell was evidently quite concerned for Panther’s well being. We sure hope everything’s okay!

Downstairs in the Annex, Taneth was briefly spotted during Fight Night! Taneth spottings are so few and far between these days that we can’t help but get excited!!! Quite a few of her friends have been worried about her these days when she does appear but we hear that she sounded relatively coherent and appeared to be in good health Sunday night. That’s a relief!

Rory was overheard asking Speedster Nova if she could move into his house in the event that “The Diamond” Smokin’ Sartan throws her out!!! OMG!!! Would he really toss his pregnant wife out into the streets?!?! This fuels the rumor that there is something blooming between Smokin’ Sartan and his former girlfriend, Baroness of Dockside Jaycy! Sartan has denied those rumors on many occassions but this news certainly doesn’t help quelch those reports.

Admist reports from several legitimate sources that Luscious Lydia had been shot recently, she appeared in the Annex albiet a bit shakily. She looked STUNNING though in a beautiful blue dress!!! We really thought that considering the reports of her violent brush with danger, Grem would reappear to take care of her. Unfortunately, Lydia was alone when she was seen. Yet, she had a smile on and seemed to be in an upbeat mood! We really hope the best for her!

We hear that Big Britches Erin was also seen hanging out with Speedster Nova late into the evening. They just seemed to be chatting with no flirtatious looks flying. However, we really dig these two as a couple. Big Britches Erin needs a sarcastic jerk to keep her in place! Cowboy Jake won’t keep her attention for very long. Make your move Nova!!!

Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that AJ’s been spending quite a bit of time with her co-worker Frank!!! Saturday night the pair were seen chatting at a table with some fellow co-workers and Frank was trying to convince AJ not to drink! We suppose that her little sister comes by her out of control ways honestly!!! Isn’t it a little earlier to be cheating on your husband, AJ?!?! Although, we have to admit that showing up to your own wedding over an hour late is pretty inexcusable. Perhaps this is just a bit of belated revenge???

While they’ve been spotted together often, they are certainly not as inseperable as Deadbeat Dad Alex and his new little love muffin, Jalleia! The pair were seen cuddling on the couch in front of the hearth. It was almost…. cute. Jalleia better be careful, though. The OTHER Other Woman Yami is the type to claw a chick’s eyes out!!!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was spotted to be again in the company of a mystery man whose name we’ve discovered is Quel. It appears this man is the headmaster of a magic school and, interestingly enough, Kairee was seen introducing him to a business competitor — Briarius, the headmaster of the Ravensheart Academy.  There certainly seemed to be some tension in the air between the two men!!! Perhaps it was due to their personal business interests or perhaps it because Briarius brought Kairee, who seemed to be Quel’s date for the evening, a present!!!

“The Diamond” Smokin’ Sartan was in the Inn’s basement Arena Saturday night whining to Zara about the amount of compaints that he has recieved about the rules that he posted to the cork board in the Outback. He seems thoroughly confused as to why anyone would not support his rules. DUH!!! The rule that has gotten him in the most trouble is that women are not allowed to be hit in the Outback!!! Sexist much?!?! Zara tried to appeal to his logical side but we’re of the opinion that Smokin’ Sartan doesn’t have a logical side. Such a pretty face but not much upstairs!

Posted: January 31st, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Phillipe and AJ were spotted hanging out together in the Red Dragon Inn Monday night, snuggling and looking very much in love. We’re told that their wedding is daaaangerously close! Evidently AJ never did wise up! From what our sources have gathered, the wedding date is just in several days. We’re sure that our invitation was merely lost in the mail!

Alain’s newest employee, Frank, was seen keeping company at the bar with an awfully young girl named Tarna most of the night! We suppose that Frank likes them young! Well, if you’re man enough to keep pulling in the hot teenagers then why the heck not???

Is there anything cuter than the soft manner that Panther has with S’jira??? We totally HEART these two and their understated ways! Oh, who are we kidding? We HEART everything about S’jira!

Dogs certainly do attract the ladies! Awesome Alain was seen entering with a cute fuzz ball which brought an immediate grin to Den Mama Sid’s face who was behind the bar tending. The dog didn’t have a name when the pair entered but by the time Alain left, he’d named the pup “Jean”. What a cute pair they are!

After quite an absence, SUUUUPER Des was spotted on the couch in the Outback Monday night to call duels! The regulars certainly seemed pleased to see her! To welcome her back, they got to it real quick with lots of duels and hard fighting action! Just what SUUUPER Des likes — Bloods, Guts, and Gore!

And before the first hour of her shift was over, a major match took place!!! Emerald Cassius Gaius Maximius fought his challenge match against Duel of Fists Supervisor/Gubernatorial candidate, MAN-tastic Matt Simon, for the right to hold the Pathfinder Opal! From what our sources gathered, Cas issued the challenge because he was upset over some joke that MAN-tastic Matt made about one of Cas’s TDL duelers, Raye Howard.

Yes, THAT Raye Howard! We couldn’t believe it at first either! Raye letting a man duel for her honor??? Seems ridiculous, no??? But it’s TRUE and we’re desperately wondering what is wrong with Raye to allow that to happen!

After three hours and forty five minutes of dueling, MAN-tastic Matt won the third match to keep his title!!! Congratulations, Matt!!!

FINALLY!!! Our sources claim that the tantalizingly HAWT Jenai was FINALLY spotted in public Monday night in the Outback with her equally sinfully delicious husband Brian! Both seemed to be thrilled to be there and to be with one another. We’re glad that Jenai took some time out of public life to spend time with her little ones. It’s really something that more women in this city should try! However, man, did we miss drooooling over her!

FLAWLESS Koy was spotted chatting with Luscious Lydia who typically seems quite uncomfortable surrounded by so much violence. It was nice to see the competitors in the fashion business being friendly but it didn’t last all night! Both ladies got a bit out of control when they jumped into a ring later in the night! Neither one was looking too good when they left bloodied and a complete mess!!!

The Outback was fuuuull of candidates for governor Monday night!!! Those politicians certainly know how to find a crowd!!! G’naughty G’nort was overheard discussing his campaign with his consultant Gimpy Erin. Gimpy Erin had some ideas on controlling the press. You can’t control the Gossip GangSTAR, though! Hahaha!

Posted: January 8th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your NINETEENTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –
SPOTTED:

- Maeve tending to an injured Stitch early Wednesday evening. We’re not sure what’s more disturbing about this pairing — the inability of any of our sources to fully understand what either of them are saying through their accents and lingo or that Stitch should be left alone with sweet Maeve! No word yet on exactly what happened to Stitch but with him we’re sure he deserved it!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee mulling over the recent angel infestation. We’re starting to wonder about that ourselves! A bunch of winged freaks if you ask us!

- AJ at the bar having a friendly chat with Awesome Alain’s buddy Frank! She was overheard discussing her bondage likes and dislikes with him and he was overheard saying how much he’d love to see her in a French maid costume. Poor Phillipe! Frank just seems like one of those guys you don’t leave your girlfriend alone with!

- Hina having an apparent emotional break-down when Stitch told her he thought she was trying to “tie down” Skid by getting pregnant! Icer stook up for Hina but Stitch wasn’t having any of it. We really should put Stitch on our payroll. He’s a one Jackal gossip creating crew!

- Peredhil and Potter Piper politely inviting DoD-er Rena and darling little S’jira to join their table! Pipes and Perry are on still! What fantastic news! What a cute couple they are!

-  The Gov Kitty still spreading the news of her engagement! At this point we cannot believe that there’s a soul left in this city that hasn’t heard the announcement! However, we find The Gov Kitty’s enthusiasm so un-Kitty-like but delightful all the same!

- one of Johnny’s lovely family members (we believe she’s a cousin), Katarina, hanging out with Piper, Rena, and crew.  Katarina is a drop dead gorgeous blonde! It seems that the entire gang became friendly and the Smith’s fabulous Hogmanay celebration! Although we were under the weather and unable to make it, we hear it was an absolute blast!

- cutie Hodge spending a bit more time getting to know Drunken Dakota! We’re hoping that she takes a lot of care with that one. We hear he’s got a nice looooong trail of broken hearts behind him.

- one of RhyDin’s HAWTEST fathers, Kheld, calling duels in the Outback as Steamy Sartan and Venom Vinny caught up on each other’s lives. A bunch of old married men hanging out on a Wednesday night!

Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Why not start the New Year off with a little drama??? Lain was happy to provide us with more than a little as she confronted The OTHER Other Woman Yami…. for disappearing??? Wouldn’t she be happy that the woman that stole her man up and left?!?! We’re confused. The word is that Yami didn’t stick around long as she wasn’t up for the confrontation but Lain laid into Jade and Ryo who were sticking up for Yami. Will the craziness of this situation EVER end???  We’re betting CHARITY Jewell’s glad to be distancing herself from that mess!

….And our sources spotted Aylysia! She was having a mug of tea at the bar while catching up with SUUUUUPER Des! According to what our sources could overhear, she had thought her husband Soerl dead and now that they have found one another, they are attempting to put their marriage back together! We hear they even have a five year old little girl! SHOCKING!

Awww! Newlyweds! They make our cold shriveled heart melt! Ewan and the DIVINE Storm were seen chatting quietly at a private little table. Our sources tell us that Storm seemed quite chilled by the weather and Ewan was assisting by rubbing her hands to bring them warmth. Absolutely adorable!

Somebody needs to get Dakota some help. Quickly. We hear he’s left his wife again and his drinking has certainly become even worse as of late. Monday night, he waltzed into the bar and exchanged insults and curses with Awesome Alain! The pair then dragged their drama out into the alley where we’re sure they did the manly thing and got their macho aggression out with fisticuffs.

In much more important news, Awesome Alain was seen sharing drinks with a pretty HAWT man through out the night! He had that whole big, dangerous, and bad ass thing going for him. Our sources tell us that his name is Frank and that he knows Alain through the security industry. Watch out for this one, ladies!

We’re told that Hodge and DoD-er Rena were overheard planning a night out on the town in some little black dresses!!! What we wouldn’t do to be a part of that Girls’ Night Out!!! We’d make sure to turn those quiet little wallflowers into some saucy sex kittens!!! MEOW!

Lucien and Topaz seem to still be going strong! The wedded pair were seen cuddled together on the banks of Twilight Island, watching the magic duels take place! After her cup of tea with Des, Aylysia was seen catching up with her old mage buddies. She certainly seems to be sliding right back into the routine of living in RhyDin! We’re curious to see if her and Soerl’s marriage can survive the time they were apart!

Posted: January 3rd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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