Wowzer!!! So much for dear Dakota, we suppose! TRASH-tastic Jade was getting her groove thing on with some unknown guy in the Red Dragon Inn early Sunday night! In fact, the pair were seen leaving together! We hear that Frat Boy Dean was in the room as well but did not even look her way. We wonder if he’s worried that Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s floozy ways are another thing that she and Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy have in common!

Crazy Train Tara and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell were spotted in the Inn discussing Forsaken Blades rule number one which is evidently “Amthy is not to know that bad things exist in the world”. We’re actually encouraged that the girls have a bit of common sense and decency! We love Amthy just the way she is and hope she never changes! At least it seems that C.T. Tara and L.M.A.M. Jewell can manage to be good friends to her!

Lana greeted Chief Mischief Maker Eless as she came in for her shift and asked her how everything was going for her. C.M.M. Eless responded with “better every day”! We wonder what that means! Certainly, she’s getting over her messy break-up with Bad Boy Will. We wonder if Antonio is helping her get over her heartache!!! Speaking of Antonio, he showed up not long after she started her shift and made a beeline for the bar. He joked with C.M.M Eless and the lovely Sylvia about needing a change of bedding but we’re wondering just how much reality was in that joke! He certainly seems to have eyes for C.M.M. Eless!

Gav was kept hopping behind the bar Sunday night! There were quite a few people getting a drink to forget that the week was coming in a few short hours! No SUUUUPER Des, unfortunately. We’re sad. It’s been far too long since we had a good SUUUUPER Des spotting. Bring back the Des, Gav!!!

Later into the evening, Crazy Train Tara was seen in the Annex during Fight Night to cheer Anubis on in his duel for the Madness Tournament! We hear that Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was right there with her. Doesn’t L.M.A.M. Jewell owe it to her friend to try to talk her out of this strange obsession with Anubis???

It was evidently a DoD-er night in the Annex as DoD-er Charlie, DoD-er Rena, and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy were all seen chatting at the bar! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was looking a bit thick around the midsection and the trio were talking in hushed tones! Could it be??? Could DoD-er Koy really be sporting a baby bump??? We certainly hope not as she’s been spotted in the rings quite a few times in recent months! Our sources have been unable to confirm the news up until this point and we hear that her reps at the Heavenly Boutique are remaining mum on the issue!

Baroness of Dockside/Lil’ Black Book Jaycy was also in the Annex to cheer on her man, Leo. Unlike Anubis, Leo managed to move on into the next round of the tournament before joining Jaycy as she chatted with several of her old friends in Legendary Dalamar and CHUNKY Rix. We hear that Rix was complaining to Hottie Hodge about his nickname. He believes Ravishin’ Rix is more appropriate. We disagree. We do like ROLLIE POLLIE Rix, though!

Posted: May 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We just KNEW Venom Vinny wouldn’t wait long before jumping right back into the dating game! He didn’t let a wedding band stop him from playing the game so did you really think he’d let a little heart break??? We hear the woman goes just by D but we don’t know a whole lot about her. She’s definitely the pretty sort — porcelain skin, dark hair, dark eyes, nice body. The pair were seen talking in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night but we’re not sure how serious to take this. We’ve got a feeling that Venom Vinny needs to spend some time sowing his wild oats!

Wow. Luscious Lydia is STILL trying to get rid of potatoes! Exactly what did she do??? She dropped some off at the Inn and was overheard attempting to convince Soerl to pick some up for his wife. Head Pussy Panther seemed a bit confused by the amount of potatoes she had left but before he could get too many details, his lovely S’jira showed up to distract him. She shared a meal and quiet conversation with her man. So adorable!

Teen Terror Alex waltzed her way back into the Inn for the first time in faaaaar too long! Man, how we missed her drama! Frenchie AJ and The Bum Philippe were hot on her little heels! Wouldn’t you keep hot on that little hellion’s heels if you were responsible for her? The girl is a mess and we love it! It was so good to see all three of them in the Inn. We hear that AJ’s been taking it easy with her pregnancy. Good for her!

Crazy Train Tara was overheard telling SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee that she loved her as a sort of mother figure! OMG, girl is batty! We have a feeling that SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee isn’t too keen being seen as anyone’s mother! Crazy Train Tara was quite upset when SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee refused to hug her but was mollified by SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee’s offer to give her a portrait instead of a hug. Lordy, lordy.

So it seems that the Great Doc Eva mystery is solved! She was spotted in the bar having drinks with Izira and keeping a very low profile. Our sources believe that she may have been spotting some nasty bruising on part of her face but evidently she was doing her best to keep it hidden. What a shame! We sure hope that she’s okay! And we’re still wondering what the status of her relationship with Tiny Tucker is!

Krazy Kitty was stunned (and she wasn’t the only one) to spot DoD-er Rena wearing a dress in the Inn Sunday night for no apparent reason! DoD-er Rena definitely looked HAWT! DoD-er Rena reassured Krazy Kitty that she wouldn’t be making a habit of it and she’d be back in jeans the next day. We’re curious about what’s up with DoD-er Rena. We haven’t seen her boy toy in some time and she’s been looking pretty stellar the last couple of days. Could there be a new man that she’s trying to impress?

Grem seemed a bit preoccupied but he’s at least trying to test the waters it seems! He was seen chatting with Monica about his homeland which it appears Monica is from as well. Monica seemed definitely interested in the conversation while Grem seemed a tad bit detached. We wonder if he’s ever fully gotten over Luscious Lydia!

Lucky Lucien got stuck behind the bar working for all the lovely ladies who needed drinks. He didn’t seem to mind too much…. until he became the target of a drunk’s ire. He quickly defused the situation, though, and suggested that the man concentrate on his drink! We HEART Lucky Lucien — a gentleman but with just enough toughness to make him smoking HAWT!

Wearing his “Property of Des” apron, Gav took over for Lucky Lucien behind the bar for the late shift! The room certainly was hopping late into the night. There was lots of drinking and chatting but not a whole lot of gossip to report other than a Cieara sighting! She was seen keeping company with her father, Lucius, and Crazy Train Tara. We wonder what sort of trouble she’s been up to because she’s definitely been keeping her appearances scarce as of late!

Luscious Lydia didn’t keep her potato give away to the Inn! We hear that she was also down in the Annex for Fight Night attempting to give away the load! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was her unsuspecting victim and we have a feeling that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy and the Gov MAN-tastic Matt will soon be coming into more potatoes than they can ever eat. Really, what in the world did Luscious Lydia do in that garden of hers??? The pair took their conversation into a ring much to DoD-er Koy’s delight!

Crazy Train Tara was also seen in the Annex catching up on some girl talk with Wyh Not! We’d love, love, love to know what that chat was about! We would assume with all Tara’s furtive glances towards Anubis, it was about the icky slaver. We sure hope that Wyh Not knocked some sense into her friend’s head! The pair cheered on some of their favorite from the sidelines, including Tass who stole good luck kisses from the ladies before he entered the ring. He’s such a delicious old pervert!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons.  She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Iiiiinteresting! Wasn’t that blonde chick macking on Owen and telling him how much she’s missed him the very same “strange bird” that was flirting it up with Tucker the night before??? We hear her name is Dru and we think she is a HUSSY! We thought that Owen had a thing for good girls. We have a feeling that this one is definitely NOT a good girl. Another one bites the dust, unfortunately!

DoD-er Rena and the lovely Kacey were spotted dishing about me. It seems Rena is still smarting from her past relationship. Isn’t it time to let that go already??? Sheesh! Kacey hasn’t been seen with her man in nearly two months!!! Our sources believe they overheard her saying that she is to blame for the break-up. Say it ain’t so! She was so happy there for a while. We don’t want to see her go back to sulking with Rena. What a downer!

Morgan just cannot seem to keep himself out of trouble! He was seen chatting up with quite the little hottie that was NOT Adrienne until SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee showed up and broke up the party. We heard that Kairee warned Morgan about the woman, saying she wasn’t human but Morgan STILL could not keep his wandering eyes off the mystery woman. However, there are hints that maybe Adrienne and Morgan aren’t quite a thing anymore. According to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, Adrienne professed her love for another man earlier in the night! We have a feeling the man in question might be Paladin and evidently he was not interested. Ouch! That’s a real stinger.

Bad Boy Wil was seen introducing his newest arm candy, Siren, around to his friends. We’re still NOT pleased with him either! Potter Piper was polite but we sure she was wishing it was Eless beside him instead of the stripper girl. Blah! Rena and Tass joined the small party as well as they caught up with Potter Piper who seems to have been missing in action for some time. Come to think of it — we haven’t seen much of Peredhil either!!! We wonder what these two have been up to!!!

SUUUUPER Des and Gav were in a splendid mood when they arrived for their late night shift Sunday night! Their mood seemed to be quite infectious as the crowd seemed quite raucous themselves! For example, TRASH-tastic Jade was ruining another lovely lady by trying to convince Hina that she’s a MILF! UGH, Jade! Can’t you let one pretty girl remain classy??? Le Super Sigh! We hear that Jade was also overheard asking Hina if she’d seen her brother Playboy Demon Damien lately! Iiiiinteresting! Has Jade lost her man already???

Oh man, oh man, oh man! We want to like Ethan. We really do but we don’t know if we can trust him with dear Maeve! The pair were seen chatting laaaate Sunday night about Ethan’s sick niece. Maeve is such a sweetheart! She offered to bring a pair of sugar gliders from her Refuge over to help cheer up the sick young girl. Ethan seemed quite thrilled with the idea. We still think he’s trying to worm his way back into her far too open heart! He still seems to be feeling AWFULLY guilty though. We hear that he’s putting in COUNTLESS man hours at her RhyDin Wildlife Refuge!!!

After spotting Tucker was seen MAJORLY flirting it up YET again with YET another woman, we almost crossed Doc Eva and Tucker off our couples list. This time it was Flirty Cass who is just a barrel full of trouble if you ask us!!! But luckily, our sources were all too eager to report back that the couple was seen having quite the intimate discussion late into the evening. Very little was overheard but there was some heated words over the type of… well, unsavory patients that she chooses to treat and A LOT of chemistry. We still think these two can make it work!!!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan got some major brownie points in our book Sunday night by showing up looking rather spiffy to take his pregnant wife, Rory, out to a romantic late night after her calling shift. LOVE IT!!! We HEART men who still court their wives even after being married to them for years. So freaking adorable! That’s a big hint to all you married men out there — want to make your wife fall in love all over with you again (or just get a bit lucky tonight)??? Make some sort of unexpected romantic gesture! We bet she’ll be putty in your hands!

It seems that Lydibane was not set off course by a psycho ex!!! Luscious Lydia and Cute Single Dad Bane were being super cute and cuddly in the Annex as well. They were seen sharing sweets, watching the duels, and holding hands!!! We hear they’ve been spotted out and about quite a bit these days! They are certainly dating!!! Bane seemed a bit worried still about his sick son but Lydia was help keeping his mind off the child who was spending the night with his uber witch of a mother — Baroness of Dockside/Jumpin’-Beds Jaycy! We’d have been worried too!!!!

Soerl came on duty after Sartan whisked away Rory and was overheard saying that his wife, Ayly, has been quite sick! We remember that the last time she was seen on duty tending the bar in the Inn she was battling some sort of virus. She’s been surprisingly absent ever since then. We do hope she’s okay!!! And we hope that Soerl’s re-adjusting to married life alright. Despite all the drama that went down there, he seems like a nice enough guy. Get well soon, Ayly!!!

Posted: March 17th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Unfortunately, it seems that Guido made out our sources Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn and was able to bar them entry until after midnight. What a bummer! We were finally able to sneak our sources back in and get a few pieces of gossip. We promise NEVER to allow this to happen again! In the future we’ll be much sneakier!!!

Wow! Does Colt move fast or what??? Early last week he was getting to know PAARTY Girl Chase a bit better but seemed to dump her in the dirt for teen queen Riley! Robbing the cradle there, are we??? He was seen really kissing and groping on his young lady even as Chase sat at the bar. Man, he’s got some big ones!

As for Chase, she just can’t help but flirt with taken men. It really seems like an addiction. While tossing back shots, she was overheard laying on the charm THIIICK for Gav!!! How do you flirt with a man wearing a “Property of Des” apron??? SUUUUPER Des will END you! As usual, Gav was completely clueless. Her attention certainly shifted when Quel showed up late into the night. He STILL seems absolutely smitten with her! Either his skull is full of a bunch of rocks or he is the most forgiving man alive! We can’t decide which.

After spending the past week convincing us that he might be moving on from Atalanta by hanging out and flirting with some very classy ladies, Locke was once again BACK with PAARTY Girl Atalanta!!! OMG, Locke! Come on! The pair seemed engaged in quite the intimate conversation. We are soooo depressed!

DoD-er Rena and Aaron seem AWFULLY close these days!!! The pair were seen kissing and cuddling with one another in the Inn Sunday night. Is it just us or has DoD-er Rena been spending an awful lot of time in the Inn rather than in the dueling venues as of late??? Could she be avoiding introducing her new man to her DoD-er pals (one of which was in the Annex last night)???

Action was hopping in the Annex during Fight Night! Rix seemed to make quite a few people a bit cranky by stating that those who hold positions of high rank in the dueling venues have no personalities. Hodge seemed a bit unimpressed with the comment and, in fact, was overheard by one of our sources giving Rix quite the hard time about his reputation as unreliable and dishonest!!! Good for her!!! We like women who watch their own back and don’t part their legs like the Red Sea for the first man with a bit of charm! A good strong back bone ROCKS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy was back to her usually FIERCE self Sunday night in the Annex! It seems she’s kicked the flu for the most part and is almost back in fighting form. Instead of fighting, however, it was a round of girl chat that occupied her evening! She was seen with Big Britches Erin and Rory talking about her man The Gov MAN-tastic Matt’s plans for the city. It seems that The Gov has been quite busy working with The Watch trying to make this city a bit safer. Safer is always a welcome good thing in RhyDin!!!

What would an evening in a dueling venue be as of late without a Luscious Lydia/Cute Single Dad Bane sighting??? The pair is absolutely INSEPARABLE and seem to love every minute they spend together. They hung out most of the evening together and were overheard getting directions from Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort to an all-night eatery to grab a late, late dinner!!! G’naughty G’nort has dubbed the pair LydiBane and we ADORE it!!!

Posted: March 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! Wild Teen Alex is causing some major problems between newlyweds The Bum Phillipe and AJ! The pair got in a major BLOW OUT Monday night in the Red Dragon Inn over some stunt that Alex pulled. Phillipe seemed determined to send her back to her parents and was seen throwing bottles around while the paired hollered at one another!!! The fight gained quite the crowd of onlookers who tried to offer help as Phillipe proceeded to get falling down drunk and AJ sobbed at the bar. Our sources say they were later seen kissing and making up. Blah, blah, blah.

It seems that all is well between the two PAAAAARRRTY Girls again! Atalanta was tending bar and seen giving her “dear friend” Chase a very warm welcome. We’re just saying, these girls are MAJOR trouble. Just wait until they have their claws in the very same guy! The fireworks will fly!

We were wondering why the Inn had been so toned down as of late! It seems that Rhy has been off designing clothes (…and we’re guessing it’s not for the same clients that DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy or the ladies of The Stitch cater to) and hasn’t had time to assault the Inn with her antics. Well, that changed last night as she was spotted jumping on Frat Boy Dean and making quite the lovey dovey reunion scene!!!

Krazy Kitty (you didn’t just think we’d call her Kitty now, did you?)  was belly up to the bar celebrating the end of her political career with anyone and everyone! She even seemed happy to see Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and invited him over for a drink. We here at the Gossip Gangster Den would just like to thank Krazy Kitty for a year full of juicy gossip and delicious digs!!! Here’s to a governor that can fill your sweet shoes!!!

MAN-tastic Matt was seen at the bar with his ex-wife, Ginger! Maybe DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy’s work schedule has finally become more than the “old man” can take!!! Or perhaps they were just discussing visitation for their shared children…. but that’s so much less dish-worthy!

We hear that Ewan, the DIVINE Storm, and Potter Piper were seen having a secretive conversation at the bar! Our sources were sadly unable to catch the topic of discussion but possibilities have run rampant here at the Den!!! No worries, loyal readers! We’ll sniff this one out for you!

AJ and Phillipe’s melt down was the topic of discussion in the Outback as well Monday night!!! DoD-er Rena was overheard saying that the argument started over how to deal with Wild Teen Alex after her boyfriend, Newt, was found just in his underwear in her room!!! OMG!!! SUUUUPER Des, who married the pair, seemed a bit in the dumps that they were already having issues in their marriage.

We think it’s time for AJ and The Bum Phillipe to schedule a marriage counseling session with Chryrie! She can fix ANYTHING!

Perhaps it was all the talk of troubled and failing marriages in the Outback that caused SUUUUPER Des to hop into her husband Gav’s arms when he walked through the door! Yeah, right. This pair is so mushy that they’re enough to make Cupid puke!!!

Myria’s certainly a bit rough around the edges and often seems more interested in punching a man than talking to one. However, she has been seen several times in Bane’s company, having something that very nearly resembles a normal conversation!!! We wonder if the youngest Graziano has a thing for the hot single dad! Later in the night, though, Bane was seen chatting up a cute unknown blonde!!! We have no idea who she is but we will find out!

Posted: February 13th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-SECOND Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- Wild Child Alex storming out of the Red Dragon Inn after exchanging brisk words with her crush, Newt, Sunday night!!! She certainly wasn’t the wild and spunky Alex that we’ve come to know and love to dish about!

- Bad Boy Wil and PAAAARRRTY Girl Chase together at the bar talking quietly and intimately. Chase was even seen sitting in Wil’s lap and he had his hands all over her legs!! We’re really not buying that Bad Boy Wil and PAAAARRRTY Girl Chase are “just friends”! In fact, if we were Edible Eless, we’d be giving Bad Boy Wil his walking papers!

- DoD-er Rena was heard mentioning later in the night to their group of Merry Misfits that Bad Boy Wil had mentioned he might postpone the wedding!!! Poor Edible Eless! It sounds like he’s definitely having cold feet about turning over a new leaf.

- PAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta flirting it up with a taken man of her own in Ranger Hawk! These girls just can’t stay away from other women’s men, can they??? A tense moment erupted when Chase interrupted the pairing to exchange sharp words with Atalanta. Who knows why? These girls are such major head cases!

- Warrior Pixie Trinala tiny no longer! It seems that Tass helped her tap into her own magic which allowed her to grow to just a hair over five feet!!! We hear she’s got the same crazy spunk that she did when she was three inches tall, though!

- Julien and SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee disappearing off together! Kairee just keeps going back to that one!!! He must be awfully special!

- Wyh Not was seen in the Arena looking quite a bit better. However, she was not quite the stunner of before. We bet she just needs a couple more weeks to heal and she’ll be back to her old self!!! She was seen chatting and resting with her old friends. It’s great to see her in public again!!!

- Perry and Pipes! Actually getting along! The pair spoke intimately along with DoD-er Rena and Warrior Pixie Trinala. Peredhil and Potter Piper certainly seemed to have patched things up and were exchanging some smoldering looks. We’re just dyyyying for them to kiss already!

- Johnny with two of the lovely women in his life — Sianna and Juliane — at the bar! The happy party was busy discussing family matters when Peredhil joined them briefly. We may have judged wrong about Juliane having a thing for Peredhil! She barely seemed to look at him while he chatted with Sianna and Johnny. Or perhaps she’s just shy???

- SUUUUPER Des behind the bar with her husband, Gav, as he tended! It seems that SUUUUPER Des is still voting for MAN-tastic Matt for Governor as well!!! She was overheard greeting the candidate when he entered and endorsing him to the crowded room!

- The Gov Kitty cuddling with her man, Tass! She was overheard saying that she’s already cleared out her office and seemed quite thrilled that this would mean more time with Tass!!!

- SPEEDSTER Nova and Big Britches Erin entering together and Big Britches Erin giving Speedster Nova a hard time for being a “tease”!!! Could our wish for the Sarcastic Dream Team have finally come true??? We doubt it but we can still hope.

- Frisky Rix paying way more attention to a box of donuts than to Hottie Hodge!!! We’re telling you — this relationship does NOT have much of a shelf life. That’s why you stay away from guys with reputations like his, sweetie!

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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- “Cause the Ravenlocks don’t do the media.” ….or at least that’s what Brian says. Has he met CHARITY Jewell???

- “A date? We did not even make anyone walk the plank. How is that a date?” Pirate Girl Teagan to the One and Only Robert!

- “Why can’t we have ‘Tool Week’ or maybe ‘Manly Sword Week’?” Gav’s reaction to his wife’s excitement over attending Fashion Week!

- “What’s so wrong with how he looks? Granted, he may not run but he can reach tall shelves. There’s nothing wrong with being somewhat big.” Hodge was overheard saying about Rix who (while a bit on the pudgy side) is quite tall. And really isn’t reaching things on tall shelves all that a man is really needed for?

- “Hmmm. You think word got around I shot someone last week in here and that is keepin’ ‘em away?” SUUUUPER Des muling over the lack of patrons on a Tuesday night.

- “Rand’s pickup lines are pretty awful since he got that manor. ‘Hey, come check out my spa baby. The Natty Ice is on tap.’” Smokin’ Sartan about the Baron of New Haven Rand.

- ” So… he tells you he’s not into commitment. But then he turns around and gets a lifemate. Essentially saying he’s alright with commitment, but not to you. And you’re still his friend? Are you a tile floor or something? Laid right the first time and he can walk on you for life?” The Gov Kitty giving dating advice?!?! How awesome! She so needs her own article in the Oracle doing this on a regular basis!

- “My wife’s fingers aren’t so special, but her tongue makes up for it.” This one can be blamed on Anastas. No further comment needed, right?

- “Oh, the Oracle. I use to line my kid’s hamster cage. Guess that explains why the hamster keeps trying to commit suicide.” Buuuuurn! Amal is going to spank Nova for this one!

- “Oh dear god ye really do ‘ave a death wish dun ye? I dun know ‘ow ye can find ‘er sae sexy ‘er feet stink li’e week old fish left out in the sun.” Stephen to Robert about SMASHING Issy!

Posted: February 11th, 2008 under Overheard.
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The night turned into a bit of a party Sunday in the Red Dragon Inn thanks to SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee!!! To make a recent arrival to RhyDin from a tropical location feel more at home, she used her magical touch to create the setting for the perfect beach party complete with sand, the sound of the ocean, and bikinis for the laaaadies!!!

Everybody got into the groooove thang as Gav cooked up some fresh crab legs as he tended bar and Eless made quite the showing when she arrived for her shift in a blue floral sarong with a flower tucked behind an ear! Even SUUUUPER Des got into the act! She seemed thrilled to be able to sink her toes into the sand!

We hear that the beach party was briefly interrupted as one of the PAAAAARRTY girls had another “episode”. This time it was Chase who seemed way out of it and Atalanta trying to “sober” her up!!! OMG!!! Seriously, we’re buying stock in a rehab facility some time in the very near future! We hear that she snapped to enough when Quel got there to put on her flirty face for him. These girls sure do know how to work the menfolk!

Dark, handsome, new guy Ethan has been rumored to have a thing for Maeve but it was Atalanta that he was trying to get alone Sunday night! Atalanta seemed desperately attempting to avoid him at first but in the end allowed Ethan to corner her for what seemed like a pretty intense conversation! Locke entered while the pair were engaged and was not at all happy to see his new crush chatting up with the good-looking Ethan. What man would??? It appeared Locke had little to worry about as Atalanta seemed anxious to join him!

Things were a bit slow downstairs in the Annex for Fight Night as well but we did catch sight of some of the big hitters… and their family! Myria Graziano was seen in a ring getting a couple duels in! That girl has been awfully busy in the fists rings as of late. We’re wondering if she’s hoping for a spot on her family’s IFL team this season. She’s pretty darn good to boot!!!

Mini-Frank Cor was seen ogling Luscious Lydia when she came in looking GOLDEN! Knowing Mini-Frank Cor’s history, we doubt he was looking at her body (which we have to admit is KILLA!) but her fierce curve-hugging black dress!!! That boy has an eye for FASHION! We’re just disappointed that there was no good-looking, straight, single men there to appreciate her appropriately. G’naughty G’nort made some inappropriate remarks for a married man… but doesn’t that just go without saying at this point???

We hear that Big Britches Erin and Luscious Lydia were up to their businesswomen ways AGAIN!!! We hear they were trying to convince Rix to bring his new hottie Hodge over to The Stitch for a bit of shopping. Rix was quite excited about the possibility. Who wouldn’t be excited about dressing up Hodge?!?! Hodge was quick to say that she wouldn’t use Rix’s money for a shopping spree. WHAT?!?! Is she crazy??? What’s the point in dating a rich man if you can’t take full advantage of his wallet???

RhyDin’s Fashion Week is REALLY heating up!!! We hear that there’s quite the little after party at the Great Helm Tavern tonight at 8 in celebration of The Stitch!!! You better believe we’ll be there with bells on. You better be too!

Posted: February 4th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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