We are now proud to present your NINTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- A set of fine handkerchiefs being given as a gift to Brendan from Setiva. These two had some major blushing action going on! It wouldn’t surprise us if they were still red!!! We haven’t seen Brendan get any action in almost three months. The boy is fiiiiiine and deserves a good filly! Our sources insist that there may have been a kiss as well!

- Piper and Elessaria engaged in some frank conversation with Connar in which Connar advised the ladies that he’s saving himself for marriage! What?!?!?! There’s two options here: (a) he’s lying to them so that they think he is sensitive and have sex with him, or, (b) he’s telling the truth which is a little scary considering not even the women of this city save themselves for marriage. Yeah, we believe he’s trying to get into their pants, too!

- the entire up-turned nose gang meeting for a going away party for the Pimp-alicious Everett! It was unclear just how long he would be gone and our sources are really getting raked over the coals for failing to find out where he’s going. However, we do know that some serious hotties gathered for the goodbyes, including the rarely seen as of late Gideon, Cute Single Erin, Always Grumpy Lydia, and a very tanned Cassie. All were sporting their best dress clothes and looking down right spiffy!

- young sweet Uriko advising G’nort that she’s a virgin and G’nort in reply telling her that it makes her a national treasure!!! All the while, Uriko was busy booting G’nort out of Styx, giving herself a solid win over the very distracted G’nort. Lesson learned, G’nort. Never talk sex with Uriko when trying to defeat her in a ring!!!

- a DoD heart-to-heart! Koy entered the Outback looking as FLAWLESS as always and sat down to have a lengthy and quiet discussion with Rena. Once AGAIN Man-tastic Matt only breezed by with a kiss to Koy’s cheek, seemingly uninterested that he STILL has the HAWTEST woman in RhyDin right underneath his nose!!! Matt, are you an idiot??? WAKE UP!!!

- cute Gnome Love!!! Mellisandre joined Gnimish while he called on Twilight Island on Monday night. There was the usual cute cuddling and snuggling. Do Gnomes marry??? When will Gnimish pose the Big Question to this cute slice of a baking gnome???

- Sid losing her temper with a drunk who was tossing bottles behind the bar. The drunk’s name remains unknown but Sin-alacious Sid was definitely none too pleased! She pulled out her Sawed Off Pool Cue of Doom and handed it to Jewell who went all Lil’ Miss Anger Management on the drunk’s ass!!! Better not mess with those girls!!!

Posted: June 20th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The ever cute Uriko was in the Inn talking to… a unicorn named Twilight. We wish we had pictures. Uriko was super excited about getting a couple duels in the Outback!! When someone suggested that the Outback was a dangerous place, Uriko quickly told them it wasn’t violent. We adore this bouncy little ball of energy but if the Outback isn’t violent, what is???

As basket brimming with lovely bundles of flowers was left on the bar by some unknown party. Each bundle was labeled with the name of a prominent member of the community and the relation between them and that particular flower. The unknown gift-giver made us giggle girlishly upon hearing that resident Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell was given a petunia to represent “anger” and “resentment”. Poor, dear, sweet Koy was given Lady’s Thimble to symbolize her grief. How can you not hurt for our gorgeous, brave Koy??? We must find her a rebound man! Wonderful, fabulous Elly was given witch-hazel to represent inspiration and mysticism.

The interest over the gift came to a brief halt when man-tastic, hero Ewan noticed Lydia handling the dangerous Monk’s Hood left for him. Ewan quickly advised her that the flower is highly toxic and should not be touched without gloves. Lydia was, obviously, concerned but as the chivalrous knight that he is, Ewan reassured her gently that she had not touched the flower long enough to feel its effects. SWOOOOON! How we adore scrum-delicious Ewan!

Even YOUR Gossip GangSTAR was not left out of the fun! Our informant brought us back our lovely cobaea which represents GOSSIP! We did not know there was such a flower but you can bet that we will make sure that the Gossip Intern keeps our super secret offices filled with the beautiful flowers from now on!

Gideon was in the Inn looking particularly bored. It’s a shame he didn’t head to the Outback because the woman of his dreams, the FANTASTIC Koy, was busy kicking ass and taking names! Only Koy can make bruised and sweaty look trendy!

Also in the Outback was the ever spicy PJ with RU’s Reap. The pair seems to increasingly appear like a couple! While they dismiss it jokingly by saying they’re “unmarried” and in “unlove” even their friends are beginning to question the validity of that. What do you think nasty Gage will do when he finally gets his hands on Reap???

G’nort and the slaver Anubis exchanged heated words over… well, it doesn’t appear that it was over anything. The pair lobbed insults back and forth with Anubis criticizing the manner and opponents to which G’nort lost his last two baronial rings and G’nort stung him with the reminder of losing the Overlord mantle to his employee Tareth! Oh, how we love a good slap fight!!! This one’s just screaming for it!

Posted: April 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We were waiting for something horrible to happen on Friday the thirteenth but the day passed fairly uneventfully. There was, of course, flirting and drinking in the Inn and Madness duels taking place in the Arena but no single horrific event!!! We are disappointed in you, Friday the Thirteenth! We expect better when we meet again in July.

The fallout from the events of the night before seemed to have an awkward theme. Erin and wonderfully single Bast seem to be at least on speaking terms. After a brief conversation and making sure he had a cup of tea, Erin returned to her boring new boyfriend. Whatever happened to fun single Erin??? Le sigh.

Reap and the spicy lanky Brandi were drinking and carrying on at the bar on what appeared to be suspiciously similar to a date. GASP!!! Has a vixen stolen the leader of the RU’s heart??? Or, better yet, does the leader of the RU have a beating heart or, as we have always believed, has it drowned itself in ale???

Gideon was getting his flirt on with the snarky little Viki. We are still adament that Gideon and Koy must meet!!! Is there any other woman in RhyDin who could put the Master Playboy in his place as well?

It’s time for Sera to go bloody psycho on somebody’s ass! Her ex Dameon was in he Inn chatting up a cute girl named Jelynn. However, when old flame Lerida walked in his jaw HIT THE FLOOR!!! A hot and heavy conversation erupted between the two but just as Lerida and Dameon were discussing his sheets, Mish barged in and told Dameon to stay away from “his woman”. It appears Lerida was keeping her options open. Poor Dameon can’t keep himself away from these women! Women are going to be the death of this man.

Several floors beneath the Inn, action was hot and heavy in the basement Arena! Bad girl Charlie faced off in her Madness duel against the sex-tastic Kalamere! Charlie seemed to think he was delicious and the feeling was obviously mutual. The two exchange flirtatious jokes back and forth throughout the match! Everybody’s favorite captain, Sneggle, showed to prove that silly rumor of his death was just that. He got in a couple duels before shoving off for the night.

The new Overlord Harris was up to his usual antics much to the amusement (or dismay) of DoS Supervisor, Chris, and former Overlord, Sartan. The silliest rat in all of RhyDin, Napoleon, rushed in and caused much joy amongst the boys. Well, except from Sartan who did not seem to appreciate the talking rat. How can someone not ADORE Napoleon??

Posted: April 14th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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…Wow. The craziness that went down in the Inn last night deserves it’s own early edition!!!

As if Erin’s conversation with Baker on Wednesday night wasn’t suspicious enough, on Thursday afternoon she had a flirty conversation with two of the RU boys, including the recently wedded Cor who was talking of buying her a hot new outfit!!! Is Erin getting back at the women of DoD (who she refered to as “those girls” the other night) for helping her ex celebrate his divorce by going after their men???

Don’t think the DoD girls have not noticed! Rena was overheard telling Koy that Erin was told by some unknown person to “even the score” by stealing one of the DoD girls’ guys. Iiiinteresting!

Little Miss Anger Management Jewell and Bast exchanged heated words. She was evidently “sticking up” for Erin. Yet poor Bast hadn’t said a word to the woman. Funny how Bast hasn’t seemed to be caught saying anything negative about his ex while Erin has on several occassions, yet Bast is the bad guy??? We will never understand RhyDin’s social circles.

Well, later in the night in an absolutely FANTASTIC event, Bast gave everyone a reason to be mad at him. He stalked over to Chi and Erin and sucker punched Chi before screaming at him “That’s for sleeping with my wife!” God, we LOVE Bast!!!

Man-tastic Tucker intervened to tell them to take it outside but it appeared that the boys had enough. Chi and Erin left the bar while Gideon laid into Bast. Oh, come on, Gideon! We love you but don’t you have to admit that was fun??? Although, Bast didn’t get the girl, we’re sure that he’ll be fine crying into some DoD bosom.

…So, now that the Chi/Bast conflict has past, the question remains is a vicious cat fight on the horizon between the girls of DoD and Erin? God, we hope so!!!

Posted: April 12th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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A talking spider caught the eyes of two lovely ladies — Kina and your Gov Kitty! Evidently spiders have names. This one called himself Lucky and, after all the attention from the womens he seemed to be getting, we’d have to say that the name fits!

Cor is back to his normal colored hair! It’s okay, dear. Not everybody can pull off the Gossip GangSTAR look!!! He and Colette were seen at the bar together briefly. Wouldn’t this make such a cute couple??? We would just want to pinch their cute little cheeks!!! SNAP, SNAP. Make it happen!

Was that swarmy Malachi and uber cute single Erin cuddling up together??? Nooooooo!!! Be cute and single for a while!!! No swarmy men!!! And if you are going to hook up with a man why can it not be the oh-so-cute and studly Everett?

Everett seems to have picked up on his friend Gideon’s love of being surrounded by a pack of pretty preening peacocks. His company last night included the lovely Asha and his frequent companion Viki. Gideon reared his sextastic playboy head as well! His charms were directed on the loooovely Charlotte! We can only hope that he charmed the pants off her!!!

Posted: March 29th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It appears all is right with the world for despite some heavy flirting with Erin two nights prior, hunky Alain was back kissing on the sluttacious Cassie! Awww! Aren’t they the yummiest??? Although, we must admit, the drama loving side of us was hoping for a viciously hot hair-pulling match between Erin and Cassie. Meow!

Speaking of sluttacious, the action between Shey and Dark seems hot and heavy. We still aren’t sure about that one. How do you trust a man that giggles??? Even your great PINK Gossip GangSTAR does not giggle!

Gideon was around looking scrumptious as usual. Wouldn’t Gideon and Koy make an absolutely delightful pair! With Koy single now perhaps fate can push the two together, no??? However, it seems to be Sascha who has captured Gideon’s eye… at least for now! We doubt it’ll last long. Gideon seems to have a rotating bevy of beautiful women to keep him company.

Charlie — the sluttacious Company of the Dragon pinup model/duelist — looked particularly un-pretty when she arrived at the Inn! It appears someone’s given the girl a real beating! Her stay in the Inn didn’t last long. She dragged fellow DoDer PJ into the back alley for some heated words. All that’s clear is that they share a common relative and neither lady seemed to happy with the other!!!

Drama, drama, drama!!! Just the type of stuff your Gossip GangSTAR LOOOVES!!!

Posted: March 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It appears that it didn’t take Brendan long to make his choice. After a terse, emotional conversation with Cal, he was seen laughing and flirting with Lurielle! There’s something cute and courtly about the Brendan/Lurielle coupling so we very much approve!!!

We totally HEART hunky Val!!! This guy is perfect for the lovely, sane member of the DoD, Rena! They have been exchanging cute little pecks and sweet comments! Awwww! Too much! A-FREAKING-DORABLE!!!

Speaking of adorable, the lovely Kira was having a heart-to-heart with Ness. However, these two pain us too much for words! They each CLEARLY like one another but neither will tell the other. You like each other! Kiss! Call each other “dear”! Move on to cute couple-dom like you should already!!! This is just becoming too painful to watch.

Gideon was busy ruffling the feathers of three lovely ladies — Cassie, Erin, and their friend from their homeland Sascha! We can always count on Gideon for a good bit of drama and snark on quiet nights!

Lil Miss Anger Management was showing her devilish side once again! She exchanged heated words and insults with Tommy before he stalked out into the night. Ciera sympathized with her after Tommy took off, mentioning that the claws of the underworld should rip his guts out. …urk? Why don’t the hot women of this town talk dirty like normal women? Why is it always guts being ripped out and violence against reproduction organs? Le Sigh.

Posted: March 26th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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It doesn’t appear that our lovely Leni has cost us $1500 nobles yet! Come on, gentleman! I disappointed that none of you have been able to woe her into a date yet. Where are all of you smooth-talking men of RhyDin? Where’s Wil? What about Dark? Gideon? You guys are supposed to be the best of the best!

Speaking of Gideon, that man sure knows how to surround himself with LOVELY LADIES!!! Early in the night he had his arm slung around the red hot redhead Illy on the couch and then later it was the ever so classy Charlotte in front of the fire. The man has immpeccable taste in women! Both Illy and Charlotte are first-rate classy broads!!!

Foxy Shey was hanging out with Mr. Player himself, Dark, who even stole a kiss on her cheek. While typically we worry about beautiful women in Dark’s presence since he has that whole “love ‘em and leave ‘em” reputation, we are quite confident that Miss Foxy Shey can handle herself. In fact, if there are any hearts a-breaking here, safe money is that it is not Shey’s.

Do you need further proof that single Erin ROCKS so much harder than married, horsey, stick in the mud Erin? Well, last night she discussed a possible make-out session between her Erin, Kitty, and Cassie for yours’ truly’s benefit!!! KISSING! HAWT women!! We are starting to love Single Erin!

Addison evidently took our advice on Wil as she was seen chatting up Darkmere last night. Darkmere was polite but dismissive claiming that he was not on the market. Who may we ask has taken him off??? We’re are DYING to know!!!

The DoD girls had a full table last night! Koy looking heavenly in slip dress dodging pies thrown by Ebon! FASHION NO-NO, EBON!!! Sluttacious PJ seems to have a new man in her harem — Bad Boy Gage. DoD girls seem to have adopted EVIE to guide her down the path of sinful excess and deliciously exposed cleavage. Go, EVIE!!!

Yugo jumped up onto the bar at Gav’s urging to announce that as of yesterday he is a proud papa!!! The Gossip GangSTAR HEARTS babies! Congratulations to him!!!

Taneth was seen jumping around in the Annex in the cutest cheerleading outfit complete even with ribbons for her hair! Shake those pompoms, girlfriend!

Posted: March 19th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Last night was a bit of a let down compared to Thursday night. But, really, how can anything follow up one of our FAVORITES Dameon accusing his girlfriend of being “psycho” in the middle of a crowd and her bawking at him! Yes, folks! She clucked like a chicken! The best break-up EVER!!!

We’re already rooting for them to get back together so that we may see at least a dozen similar fights!!!

Keaton waltzed into the Inn yesterday evening for the first time in quite a while. There was more than one lady pleased to see him!!! And can you blame them? Isn’t he the absolute yummiest?!?! His entry was followed shortly by a queen in the realm of sinful hotness — Trixie. These two sizzle almost as hot as Cassie and Alain!

Speaking of our hands-down FAVORITE couple, one-half of it did show up late in the Inn looking as fine as ever. Cassie is to swooooon for! She was chatting up Gideon over her and Alain’s not-so monogomous relationship. But, really, doesn’t every woman have to be a let down after Cassie?!?!

Harris was out in the Inn making friends as only he can. The peanut-flicker was only there a half an hour before obtaining a date with the Gov in the Outback’s nastiest ring — the PIT!!! Gov Kitty, who has promised to wear a bikini for the bout, is a handful but Harris is a pretty storied Outback fighter! Who do you think will walk out alive???

Ladies love smooth men!! Gideon must be the smoothest because he always seems to have a pack of lovely gazelles surrounding him! Last night found him charming the innocent Charlotte in the Inn whom he introduced to the FANTASTIC Everett! The pair seemed to hit it off pretty well, even sneaking into the kitchen for a bite to eat. Can we even hope for it? A love match between our Everett and that cute little speck of femininity? HOW CUTE!!!!

…Gideon didn’t seem to mind when Everett wandered off with his company. Perhaps it was because he was fully engaged in a verbal sparring match with the ill-mannered Malachi. The insults juuuust FLOWED!!!

It wasn’t insults but alcohol flowing at the DoD girls’ table. The whole squad was in tow for some drunken debauchery which included hook-ups, a brief peek at PJ’s boobage, and the always tres chic Koy!!!

Posted: March 17th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Gossip GangSTAR is still, uh, indisposed at the moment but we here at the Gossip GangSTAR’s super secret headquarters will continue trucking on!

Our boss’s favorite spicey little bundle of horse hide, Erin, LAID INTO Gideon for sneaking up behind her and laying a big fat kiss on her! Her profanity-laced lecture caused Gideon to storm out of the room. Got to admire the girl’s spit fire!

Erin then spent the rest of the night chatting with Cassie who certainly didn’t appear the smoking sex kitten that we’re used to seeing. It appears that the Gossip GangSTAR’s favorite couple might be on the rocks!

It didn’t take Dark very long to move on. Considering the man’s superior flirting skills, that’s not at all surprising. He had a mushy heart-to-heart jam session with Shey. While their both smoking hot, there’s something about this coupling that fails to excite us. We do not believe that the Gossip GangSTAR will be pleased when he returns.

It seems that Everett — that little honeypot of sexual feeling — got his groove thing on last night! He proved himself to be the stud we all know he can be! He laid one heck of a smoooooch on a pretty brunette. The girls are lining up to be next. LINING UP!!!

And the ever peppy Taneth was spotted over in the basement Annex attempting to convince Druid that he really was cuddly. Good luck with that, Taneth!

Posted: March 5th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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