The newlyweds are back! Johnny was behind the bar tending early Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn and his new wife, Sianna, was there to keep him company! Both seemed in a lovely mood after their return from their travels and took the gentle ribbing that always comes from such a return in good humor. We suppose only time will tell if our wish of a honeymoon baby from these two will come to fruition! You just KNOW that Sianna’s a Fertile Myrtle though!

Peredhil was seen greeting his friends and he and Sianna caught up while Johnny worked the bar. We hear that Sianna was quite interested to see how things were going along between Juliane and Peredhil while she was gone! What?!?! Does she not keep up with our blog??? We could tell her allll about it!

Juliane herself arrived not too long after and Peredhil sure seemed glad to see her!!! We’re still waiting for Johnny to kick his best friend’s tail for moving in on his twin! Isn’t that what brothers are for??? Juliane and Peredhil seemed awfully cozy at the bar and chatted for quite a while about work, her family, and everything else under the sun.

Jolyon was also in the room but he was chatting with DoD-er Rena. With Juliane’s attentions centered on Peredhil, does this mean that Jolyon is on the market??? Or has his heart been captured by another Smith girl??? He keeps his cards way too close to the vest! He and DoD-er Rena seemed to be having a grand time chatting. Could this be a match???

Good Lord! These girls are crazy! Half the time our sources don’t even understand Kazzy and Lizzy but the pair were seen once again in the Inn up to their antics. For some reason the girls were handcuffed together and Kazzy was still demanding a baseball bat from Lizzy. Will someone please just get this girl a baseball bat??? We hear that Jay was actually seen running away from these girls. Who can blame him really???

We hear that Lana was looking a bit worse for wear! She was overheard telling Bad Boy Wil that she’d gotten into a fight that ended in a couple broken ribs. She seemed quite disturbed all night and was really upset once she was told that a friend had died in the very same fight. Poor thing!

S’jira and Aaric were again seen chatting over a meal near the hearth. Okay…. now we’re starting to wonder! They do seem to be two birds of a feather and while we were completely convinced that the two had their hearts set on others, they seem to be quite comfortable in one another’s presence. We wonder what Head Pussy Panther will think about this!

Well, we said Miss Mercy should get back in the game! It seems that she’s doing just that! She was seen having drinks with Peredhil’s friend, Wesley! He definitely seems to be into her. We wonder if she’ll give him a chance! He certainly seemed to be amusing her so we believe he has a chance!

It seems that Cutie Carley has decided to join the new roller derby team…. and it’s not all that pretty! She was seen struggling to get used to her skates in the Inn for several hours. Hunky Carpenter Glenn tried to keep her from breaking her neck but our sources say that they were just so scared for her well being that they couldn’t watch! Be careful, Cutie Carley!!!

Late into the night it was rum all around the bar as the pirates came in to celebrate Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert’s birthday in true pirate style!!! Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert was still on his very best behavior even though he was surrounded by Unwashed Pirate # 1 Stephen and Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell! He took congratulations from Potter Piper, Taneth, and DoD-er Rena without…. well, being himself! Odd! Well, happy birthday anyway, Spiffied Pirate Robert!

Posted: May 25th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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It’s nice to see that AJ and Teen Terror Alex seem to be getting along these days! The pair were in the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night discussing a shopping trip for baby clothes once the baby’s gender is known. As soon as AJ walked out the door, Teen Terror Alex was up to her old tricks!!! She was seen getting her flirt on with Aaric and he certainly wasn’t all that inclined to turn down the attention. Iiiiiinteresting!

As if the Teen Terror Alex wasn’t enough for him, he was later seen chatting with Batty Kazzy! We hear she was even overheard calling him “Stallion”! Gag us now! Could Aaric be having second thoughts about moving in with Caitlin??? We sure hope so. It’s way too soon!

Awesome Alain didn’t seem so happy with his new girlfriend, Twin Spice, Sunday night when the pair were spotted together at the bar! She seemed to have been in quite the brawl and was seen bruised and sporting a busted bottom lip. The conversation was hushed but tense and eventually Awesome Alain was seen escorting her on out of the Inn! Trouble in paradise already??? We’re telling you — two naughty flirts do NOT make a good couple!

SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara were busy teaching some new guy whose name we didn’t quite catch about how to have fun! Now the idea of SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee and Crazy Train Tara teaching anybody anything is a bit frightening…. but how to have fun??? Can you only imagine just how insane their version of fun might get??? Really, these two should be banned from being within a hundred yards of one another! It’s more trouble than even the Inn can take!

Was that Sylvia chatting up Venom Vinny about the duels??? Curious, no??? Who would imagine those two would have anything in common??? We know that Venom Vinny is on the hunt! We wonder if he’s sizing up Sylvia as his next great conquest! If so, he’s going to have to get up extra early in the morning because Sylvia’s definitely a step above his usual victims in the class department.

We hear that Chief Mischief Maker Eless was overheard discussing with DoD-er Rena the possibility of luring us in using May Queen Trinala and then tying us up and sticking us under her desk! OMG! She really is a naughty, naughty girl! We’re yours for the taking, C.M.M. Eless! Coooooome and get us!

Speaking of the pint size trouble maker, Warrior Princess Trinala was seen in the Annex for Fight Night harassing…. er, we mean talking to Hunky Carpenter Glenn! Hunky Carpenter Glenn seemed a wee bit out of it and even Luscious Lydia interceding to help him understand W.P. Trinala didn’t seem to help all that much. Does the pixie confuse the carpenter that much??? Or was Hunky Carpenter Glenn just thoroughly distracted by something??? He even seemed somewhat brisk and short when Luscious Lydia introduced him to DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy!!! So not like Hunky Carpenter Glenn! We’re dying to know what’s up with that!

Luscious Lydia and DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy had quite the lengthy and quiet conversation after Hunky Carpenter Glenn stepped away! We have the distinct feeling there was a lot of GIRL TALK going on there! Oh, how we HEART girl talk! They should so remember to ask us to the party next time so we can participate!

Posted: May 16th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Playboy Demon Damien sure is getting a bit naughty! He was seen Saturday night putting his grubby hands all over the SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but she was quite quick to remove his hand. Yet SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee was also overheard inviting P.D. Damien as her date to the private party that Hina was throwing for the Boozing Sisters and the Frat Boys that was to be held later that night! We have a feeling that Boozing Sister Hina would NOT like that one bit!

Our sources overheard Aaric asking out the demure Caitlin on a dinner date in a quite elegant manner! We are totally falling head over heels for these two! A charming man and an elegant young woman…. a match made in heaven! We hope the dinner date goes smashing!

Man, oh, man, can Krazy Kitty work it or what??? She was seen strutting her stuff in the Inn trying to demonstrate to Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy how to correctly walk in high heels! Her strut is enough to make even DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy beam in pride! All we can say is that Krazy Kitty’s walk is absolutely awe-inspiring. Boozing Sister R.R. Rhy was QUITE impressed!

Brale Brother Baker was later overheard asking Krazy Kitty if it bothers her that Tass is often seen kissing on other women! That boy’s got some set of them, doesn’t he??? Krazy Kitty made it clear that there’s not a jealous bone in her body. When Brale Brother Baker went on to question as to whether or not they were “swingers”, Krazy Kitty certainly didn’t deny the accusation! WOW!

OMG! It’s about FREAKING time! Den Mama Sid and Scottie finally found their way back to the Inn! Can we describe to you how much we’ve missed these two and their palpable HAWTNESS?!?!? Sid was behind the bar and, thus, all was right with the universe for a couple of hours! She better not go away on us like that again. We were having major Sid-withdrawal. The shakes are finally starting to dissipate!

Luscious Lydia was seen downstairs in the Inn’s basement Arena with Hunky Carpenter Glenn for a nerf bat fight! Lydia was overheard introducing Soerl to Glenn as “our next Overlord”! We love Lydia’s stand! Down with the higher ranks! Commoner for Overlord!

Posted: April 6th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my! Just when we had high hopes for our dear TRASH-tastic Jade, she goes and disappoints us Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn! It seems that she’s ALREADY moving on from her “unfortunate incident”. She was seen getting awfully friendly with Frat Boy Tristen… who isn’t half bad looking… but come on, Jadey! Take a break from the men for a bit.

The pair were hanging out with what would have been her future sis-in-law, Hina, as well as Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and several others from the Frat Boy collection. There names all start running together in our heads after a while! The little party was joined by Brandon and Lyren and if the way the pair was entangled is any suggestion, they still seem to be flying in the face of our prediction that they’d only last a week. We still don’t see these two as a couple that will be able to make it through the “long haul”, though!

Jolyon was overheard questioning Amber to make sure that she was alright. It seems that one of our favorite tenders took a tumble off a bull towards the end of the BBQ Friday night! Amber assured Jolyon that she’s doing much better now. We’re glad to hear that she’s okay but troubled by her fall! She’s sooooo adorable! And it seems like she had a fairly rough night. Someone took a lot of time and trouble to make sure she was PRANKED at every turn. There was a sticky substance on the beer tap and a can of confetti propped up on the door to the kitchen! That poor girl!

Guess who was the most excited person in the Inn to find out that drinks had been paid for by some unknowing sap earlier in the night? No, not Baker. We seriously doubt he even pays his tab anyway. It was PAARTY Girl Chase! She was seen ordering three shots of some drink or another! Three shots! And she certainly didn’t waste any time getting those down. And that was only the beginning of her drinking for the night! That girl needs some SERIOUS help!

Head Pussy Panther just can’t help himself around the lovely S’jira, can he??? He’s seriously ruining his reputation as a City Class Tough Guy! He was seen talking quietly with his lady and actually gently playing with her hair. It’s amazing how even the big guys can fall to the feet of a classy lady!

The news isn’t sounding promising about Perry and Pipes! We’re starting to hear rumblings that Peredhil and Potter Piper may have indeed broken up and there’s even reports from her friends that Potter Piper may have left town, needing some time to recover from the break-up. We certainly hope this isn’t true but we’re losing hope. Something definitely seems wrong with Potter Piper. We sure hope she’s okay! As for Peredhil, he didn’t appear too broken up but how can you be when you’re seated with two Smith girls??? He was seen in the company of both Juliane and Ballerina Katarina late into the night. If you remember correctly, the last time he was on the outs with Potter Piper, he was seen spending QUITE a bit of time with Katarina. Iiiiinteresting!

We hear that Luscious Lydia was seen in the Outback and wasn’t looking like her normal lovely self! It seems that she’s been a bit under the weather the last couple days! We sure hope she didn’t catch that bug that’s been going around. It’s some nasty stuff. Lydibane seem to be still going strong! Cute Single Dad Bane was there to keep an eye on his sick girlfriend and, since the duels were relatively quiet, he spent some time getting to know Hunky Carpenter Glenn who had stopped by to see Lydia. Cute Single Dad Bane AND Hunky Carpenter Glenn??? We wonder how Lydia kept from swooooning!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Knock the love fest off, kids! Sheesh! The puppy love is making us slowly die inside! Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean were so busy macking on one another Tuesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that The Bum Phillipe (who really was the worst criminal known to man) could have pick-pocketed the pair without them ever realizing. Evidently the topic of conversation was moving in together! Say it ain’t so, F.B. Dean! There’s a reason we call that girl “Rocky Road”. She’s looooney!

Also on the loooove train was Adrienne and Morgan. Yep, you read that right. It certainly appears that Morgan has forgiven Adrienne for declaring her love for another man because they were certainly doing a lot of kissing on one another! We give them two weeks tops.

It seems Hunky Carpenter Glenn is back in town…. and looking MIGHTY fine if we do say so! He was spotted sharing at table and having a drink with the lovely Asha. But don’t you Cutey Carley fans get your panties in a wad! Glenn isn’t trying to find greener pastures. In fact, he was overheard saying that one of the first things he did upon getting into town was to give Cutey Carley a visit!

Doesn’t Skid know anything??? The quickest way to end up MIA is to leave the Inn with SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee but Skid did just that! We hear that the pair was off to cause havoc around town. Hasn’t Skid been causing enough havoc in his family??? Must he now go and bother other families??? As for SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee, we still bet she’s doing away with these unsuspecting bachelors in some sort of ceremony that keeps her young and… well, SPLENDIFEROUS!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy made an increasingly rare appearance in the Outback Tuesday night looking a wee bit run down. It seems that she’s been spending an awful lot of time working these days….. which is good for the world of fashion but bad, bad, bad for our blog! The Gov MAN-tastic Matt certainly seemed pleased to see her! The pair were almost gag-inducing cute themselves as they cuddled on the couch.

OMG, kidz! Hina was seen in the Outback approaching the Not-Mini-Frank Cor and saying that he wasn’t “her” Cor. Oh, really??? It seems that Mini-Frank Cor and Hina went hot tubbing on Saturday night! So it was Cor that was Hina’s date Saturday night??? In fact, she was overheard telling the Not-Mini-Frank Cor that Mini-Frank Cor KISSED her. That’s some major news! They certainly don’t run in the same crowds! We don’t know what freaks us out more — the thought of a Hina/Mini-Frank Cor match or this Not-Mini-Frank Cor that’s been running around. Odd.

Evidently several of his friends are freaked out by this Not-Mini-Frank Cor. Luscious Lydia and Wyh Not were both seen looking quite concerned when he vanished after being confronted by Hina as to not being the Cor that she made out with in a hot tub. Luscious Lydia took some time out to calm Hina who was a bit upset by the whole thing. It’s no wonder, really! Hina just got out of a relationship with a psycho. Does she really need another???

Luscious Lydia’s talents were then needed elsewhere as The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and Cute Single Dad Bane started exchanging heated words about…. clothes. WHAT?!?! We hear that they were insulting one another’s fashion style. ‘Roid rage maybe??? Those two boys are far too muscular not to be using some enhancement or another! Although, Luscious Lydia was on the scene, it was actually Scarlet who broke up the argument by beginning to discuss Sartan’s family with him. He went from ‘Roid-Head to cute family guy in ten seconds flat. Lay off the drugs, kidz!!!

Posted: March 19th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that TRASH-tastic Jade announced Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn that Cas (the woman, not the Roman) and Rhy would be her maids of honor for her upcoming Unholy Union to Playboy Demon Damien. Cas and Rhy as maids??? Isn’t that a bit of a stretch for those girls??? Perhaps TRASH-tastic Jade should just call her attendants babes-of-honor. It would be much more accurate and wouldn’t sully their dirty reputation by insinuating that the girls are anything resembling maidens.

Frat Boy Dean was seen later with his arms around Rocky Road Rhy as it seems their engagement is still on. Where are his fellow frat boys and why aren’t they pointing out that it’s waaaay too soon??? What’s wrong with a good long courtship before committing yourself FOR LIFE to a girl?!?! Le sigh! The pair giggled and hammed it up…. much to the dismay of our sources who had just eaten.

It appears that Grem is looking to forget the pain of losing Luscious Lydia by burying himself in the…. uh, assets of another lovely young lady! He was seen seriously flirting it up with some classy little broad. Our sources didn’t catch her name but she didn’t stick around all that long…. which was probably a good thing if Grem hopes to have any chance with her considering that Luscious Lydia walked in accompanied by Hunky Carpenter Glenn shortly after! Grem looked like he wanted to crawl under the table and die! Yet, Lydia NEVER seemed to even look his way!!! When those Stitch girls move on, they really MOVE ON.

Grem was later seen catching up with Krazy Kitty and what she’s been up to since he’s been away. He seemed more than confused when she began to describe her arrangement with Tass in regards to bringing other women home to share!!! A classic sense of manners and marriage makes us like that looker even more!

Perhaps with hopes of getting a bit closer to his crush Atalanta, Locke is the newest tender in the Red Dragon Inn!!! Quite the hottie!!! He was seen slinging drinks with SUUUUPER Des Wednesday night much to the delight of all the laaaadies! They need some good looking male tenders to counter all the FABULOUS females!

Posted: February 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Our sources are just dyyyying to know what Skid was whispering to Chase Tuesday night at the bar of the Red Dragon Inn! We hear he had such a mischievous look on his face that they are absolutely positive that he was up to no good! Hina better watch her man around those PAAAARRRTY Girls!!! If there’s one thing that we’ve learned about those girls, it’s that they’re not above stealing a man just for the heck of it!

Oooooh! Somebody in some major trouble! Luscious Lydia was overheard telling Hunky Carpenter Glenn that G’naughty G’nort signed her up as a free agent (aka sub) in a TDL match without her knowledge!!! Luscious Lydia was not thrilled at the idea of being made into a pin cushion! We hear that Luscious Lydia held her own, though, and quite nearly won! Good for her! G’naughty G’nort’s still in for a major talking to from the lovelier half of The Stitch, though.

What is wrong with SMASHING Issy?!?! She practically SKIPPED into the Inn, bought a round of drinks for the patrons, and went around talking about what a “fantastically wonderful day” it was. This really frightens us! Truly, truly terrifies us! What is RhyDin without caustic, scary SMASHING Issy patrolling it’s streets with her Scath-Babes???

It turns out that the reason for her good mood was the news that Renna is in jail. We even hear that there are mobs screaming for her to be executed! We wonder if MAN-tastic Matt is going to have anything to say about that! SMASHING Issy and Krazy Kitty both seemed to agree that Renna was a vermin that should be dealt with IMMEDIATELY!!!
OMG! The Bum Phillipe spent most of the evening telling AJ just how much she means to him. What a bunch of sappy nonsense! We suppose even he is still stunned that he somehow convinced her to marry him. Perhaps she makes him say those things as she’s still making him repent for being over an hour late for their wedding!!! Our fingers are crossed that Alex remains excellent birth control for AJ. We’re still hoping that she wakes up and realizes what a mistake she’s made before she’s knocked up!

Mini-Frank Cor certainly does set his sights high when he goes after a woman! It seems he’s currently got a thing for the new girl Adrienne! She joined him to watch some fists duels while he called Tuesday night in the Outback and he was seen getting more than an eyeful of her pretty frame. Who could really blame him, though??? That girl is certainly SMOKIN’!

As further proof that many of the dueling venues’ athletes have made faaaar too much in their dueling careers, SPEEDSTER Nova was overheard making fun of The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s yacht for not being fast enough!!! What??? It’s a yacht! Isn’t the point of a yacht to fill it with half-naked women sunbathing and more bottles of champagne than you can count??? Why does it need to go fast too?!?! Sheesh, professional athletes!

DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy seems quite turned on by the fact that she’s now married to the Governor of RhyDin!!! She certainly seemed quite pleased with her man, The Gov MAN-tastic Matt Tuesday night when the pair was spotted together in the Outback where Matt was calling a handful of duels. We never figured DoD-er Koy to be the type of lady to be attracted to power but our interns insist that EVERY woman is attracted to power!!!

Posted: February 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Le sigh. Will these girls never learn??? Rumor on the street is that Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean are engaged. And just when you thought that they moved awfully fast, TRASH-tastic Jade and Playboy Demon Damien were overheard announcing their own engagement to Hina and Skid. OMG! He cheated on you less than a month ago for crying out loud!!! If you’re going to be a wet rag and take back a man after he cheats, you must at least make him pay for a couple months! There should be roses and jewelry and groveling!

The good news is that TRASH-tastic Jade hasn’t made it down the aisle with any of her other engagements and we don’t think that Playboy Demon Damien will fare any better. We don’t feel as confident about Frat Boy Dean and Rocky Road Rhy. She’s really got him suckered into thinking she’s half-sane.

We HEART Ewan! He’s such the gentleman! He was seen chatting with Sianna about her wedding plans. Rumors have the couple tying the knot sometime in the spring! What a grand, happy event that will be! We were nervous for the pair after such a short courtship but they have taken their time with the engagement and we might actually think that Sianna and Johnny might be one of those rare couples that last!!! Good for them for taking the time to get to know each other instead of racing down the aisle! As for Ewan, isn’t he going to make such a perfect daddy???

Head Pussy Panther seemed to be in a cranky mood when he was seen entering the Red Dragon Inn Sunday night and even had sharp words for several of the Inn’s rowdier patrons! However, after a couple shared intimate looks and quiet words from the lovely S’jira, he was back to a harmless kitten!!! We love that girl and we’re so glad she’s back among us! She may look meek and mild but it must take a strong woman to be able to keep Heady Pussy Panther in line!!!

CHARITY Jewell was in a fantastic mood while slinging drinks Sunday night! She explained her good mood to Alysia and later SMASHING Issy, saying her husband, Stephen, has been released for his anti-governmental activities and the pirate is free to steal, loot, rape, and pillage the city once again! Are we the only ones that believe that prison is where pirates belong??? CHARITY Jewell actually seemed proud of her wayward husband for spending time behind bars. Classy. Very classy.

Speaking of SMASHING Issy, how fantastic is it to see her in the Inn again??? It sounds as if her duties with the Scath-babes have kept her quite busy! In fact, she didn’t even take the night completely off from the business of keeping the city safe! She was overheard discussing crime with Lucky and Alysia. Take a night off, girlfriend! Let your hair down!

You know what we totally LOVE about Locke??? He’s one of the very few male jocks around here that really care about how he presents himself! He spent the early evening hours fitting in duels in the Annex and then late into the evening, he was seen looking smartly dressed in the Inn. We hear he was at the bar discussing possibly taking a tender position with SUUUUUPER Des!!! Move over Tucker! You may have some competition for the title of “Hottest Tender Bachelor”!

To make the night even better, it seems that Locke may have learned his lesson about the PAAARRRTY Girls! While Chase and Atalanta were both in the bar, tittering amongst themselves, Locke barely acknowledged them!!! He eventually did join their table but the interaction seemed horridly awkward. Things certainly seem to have cooled down between him and PAAAAARRRTY Girl Atalanta. Thank goodness! He needs a good girl!

Things were busy in the Annex during Fight Night as well! The night started off with Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan exchanging harsh words with G’naughty G’nort for sitting on the couch with the caller on duty, Rory, who just so happens to be SMOKIN’ Sartan’s wife! Now we have to admit that nobody really wants their wife spending extended time with G’naughty G’nort but SMOKIN’ Sartan is constantly linked with Little Black Book/Baroness of Dockside Jaycy!!! That seems a bit hypocritical to us!

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan’s night didn’t get any better! In fact, he was seen exchanging harsh words with a good handful of people, including Blue-Haired Bimbo Harris and SPEEDSTER Nova. Nobody could quite figure out WHAT his problem was!!! Our vote is on ‘Roid Rage! We’d love to know what sort of enhancements he’s taking!

Things did NOT go well for Cutey Carley in her Fashion Throw Down with DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy! The ladies went head-to-head in a best of three match-up but it only took two duels for Koy to bring the cute blonde elf doooooown! Quite a crowd had gathered but there was no mood or jello much to the dismay of many. Even Hunky Carpenter Glenn was present in the Annex to support his maybe/sorta/kinda girlfriend! Cutey Carley took quite the beating! She couldn’t even make it home! DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy offered her a room in the Outback and the lovely Hodge helped her get there. Needless to say, Cutey Carley will be glammed out in some serious duds over the next week.

….And as for us, we’re already hoping for a REMATCH!!!

Posted: February 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Election day has arrived!!! So who are we voting for??? Well, we’ve been torn until the last couple days between several candidates but we don’t believe it should be any secret as to who we have chosen!!! We feel it best to elect the most SCANDELICOUS candidate! We need someone who will keep us JUST as busy blogging as The Gov Kitty did! And who would that be??? Well, G’naughty G’nort of course!!!

OMG!!! Speaking of the G’naughty one, have you heard that he was spotted as Luscious Lydia’s DATE at her fashion show and the after party that followed??? We are soooooo DYING!!! We wanted Luscious Lydia to find a nice guy. We just don’t think G’naughty G’nort fits the “nice” part of that equation.

Speaking of the after party for The Stitch’s runway show at the Great Helm Tavern, Luscious Lydia somehow even convinced Hunky Carpenter Glenn to show up for a bit and support them! We hear that the show and the party were a SMASHING success!!! Despite DoD-er Rena’s reputation as a bit of a tomboy, she was seen at the after party and has been seen at a handful of the Fashion Week festivities! We believe that deep down she’s a fashionista after all! Frisky Rix was spotted accompanying the lovely Hodge to the party and even SPEEDSTER Nova was seen at the party speaking with Big Britches Erin!!! Iiiiinteresting, no? Cowboy Jake was NOT seen but SPEEDSTER Nova WAS seen! We’re telling you! We want to see Big Britches Erin and Speedster Nova hook up. The sarcasm factor would be too much to stand!!!

Aurthur and Icer were seen in the Red Dragon Inn Friday night announcing that one of their six eggs had hatched! Both seemed quite proud and were anxious for the arrival of the other five little dragon rugrats. We wonder how they find new names for all of them! …..And, yes, we’re already preparing our petition for the new governor (whomever that may be) to open up a dragon hunting season!

We were amused GREATLY by cat-girl Rika giving Playboy Demon Damien a difficult time!!! Evidently she sternly lectured him for not letting her pounce him while TRASH-tastic Jade soothed her hurt feelings. HIGH-larious! Playboy Demon Damien just doesn’t seem to be adjusting to TRASH-tastic Jade’s crazy friends and their antics!!!

The O’Corr boys are so good at making friends! Chuckie managed to royally tick off the tender on duty, Antonio, within about five minutes of walking into the Inn!!! Raye saved the day by intervening to make sure Chuckie got the drink he wanted and led him away from the bar where his foul language wouldn’t reach Antonio’s ears!!! The way the two of them were fawning all over one another, we think there might be a little somethin’-somethin’ going on!!!

A grand party gathered together later into the evening! Oh, how we wish we were one of their number! The lovely Sianna, her man Johnny, and her brother Hudson were all catching up with the DIVINE Storm and the classy Sylvia! The group discussed the upcoming Carnival which we are way too excited for!!! The opening parades begin on the 20th and the final ball is on the evening of the 23rd!!! Can you only imagine the number of dashing fellows and beautiful belles (not to mention the JUICY gossip) that party will collect???

Posted: February 10th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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