Those Booze Sisters are just a load full of relationship drama and Thursday night was no exception! We hear the night started off with TRASH-tastic Jade complaining to Lyren about her ex, Frat Boy Tristan. It seems that Frat Boy Tristan hasn’t quite gotten over their break-up! Maybe one of these days TRASH-tastic Jade will learn that if she stops racking up ex-boyfriends, she’ll stop racking up the drama!

Booze Sis Hina didn’t stick around long enough to hear her out! She was all a-flutter upon spotting her own new man, Frat Boy Quinn. We totally blame Booze Sis Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean for causing all the Booze Sis/Frat Boy hooks-ups. Anyway, it seems that Hina still hasn’t figured out what an unreformed PLAYER Quinn is. She was seen taking off with him to “catch up”.

Bad Boy Wil was the topic of conversation ever so briefly in the Inn. Lana was quick to assure Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell and Everybody’s Big Bro Brian that she is not at all interested in him in a romantic sort of way. We sooooo don’t buy it!!! You can keep feeding us the lines, girl, but we’re calling your bluff. The conversation came to a screeeeeeeching halt when Chief Mischief Maker Eless showed up on the scene to greet her friends! Eless went about charming the small crowd, especially E.B.B. Brian, as only Eless can! She’s delightful!

The topic came back up when Unwashed Pirate #1 Stephen walked through the door! After an obscenely disgusting display of affection with L.M.A.M. Jewell, he had to put his boot right into his mouth by telling Eless just what he thought of Bad Boy Wil. Le sigh! Can’t the poor woman catch a break???

As if their behavior wasn’t bad enough, it got worse! U.P. #1 Stephen FREAKED out when Crazy Train Tara entered with a very large snake. Isn’t U.P. #1 a vampire??? What a panzy! He became so frightened that he started vomiting! DISGUSTING! When a female patron rightly laughed at him for his ridiculous behavior, Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell FLIPPED HER WIG!!! She hollered at the poor girl before comforting her husband. Well, well, well… we know what we’re dressing up as at the next masquerade party!

Jolyon seems quite interested in RhyDin children. We’re dying to know why! Children are such little dirty rugrats and children in RhyDin always seem particularly dirty! We still fail to see the appeal. He was overheard quizzing Krazy Kitty about her little girl and her niece. He seems determined to study the youth of this city! Better him than us! We’ll stick to studying the celebrities, bar flies, and heiresses, thank you very much!

Chief Mischief Maker Eless is definitely a trouble maker! Her blatant flirting with Antonio is becoming quite well known. Antonio certainly doesn’t seem opposed to the attention. In fact, he was overheard asking her if he could ignite her passion when referring to the sinfully delicious drink that he often makes. Eless in return stated that she was becoming a “passion addict”. We must admit that we find these two delightful together! The pair were joined by Connar who has made clear his own passion for C.M.M. Eless in the past. It was certainly an interesting party as both men seemed quite eager to get in the lady’s good favor!

Taneth did her best to try to cheer Tiny Tucker up but it seems he was having none of it! He was only interested in downing bourbon!!! That argument with Doc Eva must have really rocked him because he certainly hasn’t seemed like the same lovable old Tiny Tucker! He tried to put up a brave front while chatting with Kynthia but she wasn’t buying the act either. He seems a bit on the heartbroken side and it makes us sad! Poor guy just couldn’t get a break either! He politely declined the attentions of a new girl named Candy when she hit on him and then got interrogated by Shylah as to how Doc Eva was doing. Poor guy! It just wasn’t his night!

We hear that Crazy Train Tara is finally going to get her night in paradise with Anubis. The pair have agreed to have sex and it was definitely the topic dominating C.T. Tara’s mind. Let’s just pray that it’s safe sex! We wonder what her new husband will think about this!

It was evidently Old Man Night in the Arena Thursday night! Legendary former Overlord Dalamar was seen chatting with Baron of the Old Market G’naughty G’nort about just how “great” G’naughty G’nort is! Dalamar gave him a chance to prove it in a ring. It was an awfully closely fought match but Dalamar pulled ahead finally by slashing the anti-slasher himself!!! The crowd was definitely thrilled with that! Dalamar didn’t look back after gaining that lead and proved why he’s still one of the best in the business!

Posted: May 18th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Oh my, oh my! Crazy Train Tara was in the Red Dragon Inn Thursday upset about there being someone out to get her. SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee attempted to convince her she was safe but, as usual, there was no telling C.T. Tara anything! The only time she was side tracked from her fear were during the periods of time she was admiring her “pretty” feet in her fluffy kitten heeled slippers. She leaves us feeling soooo confused!

Later into the night she was spotted playing tonsil hockey with Unwashed Pirate #2 Robert in the middle of the Inn! Ugh! Ew! Where is Lil’ Miss Anger Management Jewell??? This girl needs therapy STAT! ….And a good scrubbing to disinfect her!

We hear that there’s a rumor that Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s horse spent Wednesday night tied to the post at the Inn! By Thursday night, he was discovered by DoD-er Rena and Doc Eva who were quite concerned that he’d leave his horse over night. Whatever, ladies! Jake left his old nag to go play with some young filly! Give him a couple of days and he’ll roll on back into town satisfied and exhausted!

Down in the Inn’s basement Arena, one of our sources actually overheard P-Imp accusing G’naughty G’nort of sexual harassment in the workplace….. towards the P-Imp! Are you kidding us??? As bad as G’naughty G’nort is, he has ABSOLUTELY nothing on P-Imp! We’re still just shocked and amazed by the sheer number of hot, nubile, young women that P-Imp has had his grubby little mitts on! Yet he still has a job! We’re starting to wonder if there is ANYTHING at all that one can do to get fired as a caller in the Arena.

It seems that things are still working out well for Baroness of Dockside Lil’ Black Book Jaycy and her alleged future baby’s daddy, Leo. She was spotted in the Arena congratulating him on his Madness win which puts Leo as one of the Final Four! We still say this relationship has no staying power. The real reason that L.B.B. Jaycy prefers Dockside is that it gives her easy access to all the sailors, looking for an easy score after months and months at sea!

Also making his way into the Final Four of the MADNESS competition on Thursday was young gun, Joex! Joex took down the much more experienced SMOKIN’ Sartan in a closely fought match. However, SMOKIN’ Sartan didn’t have a whole lot left to fight for. His main reason for entering the tournament was to keep a lower ranked duelist from gaining control of the Overlord title. At this point, all that remains are warlords so SMOKIN’ Sartan can leave the tournament comfortable that his mission has been accomplished!

He was seen a bit later talking with Hottie Hodge. It seems Hodge is a wee bit worried that Rix’s recent absence might just be because he’s avoiding her! Sartan didn’t do much to dispel that fear! It’s okay, girl! You can do better! Buck up!

Posted: May 11th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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As much trouble as we give her, we really do HEART The Other Woman Lain! She blew Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade’s mind Friday night when she pulled bacon out of her pocket for her pooches! TRASH-tastic Jade just couldn’t believe that T.O.W. Lain was carrying around bacon in her pocket. We LOVE it! T.O.W. Lain is just a little left of center and it makes her delightful. Plus, she seems to be a canine lover and, for that, we must commend her! A poochy salute! We think one of our sources overheard T.O.W. Lain talking to TRASH-tastic Jade about a new man in her life. We must know more!

As for Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade, she was overheard telling a small crowd that she has a date with DAKOTA STEELE! OMG! What happened to her Frat Boy friend??? Somehow we are just not the least bit surprised! In fact, we’re sure these two will hit it off brilliantly…. for at least a good solid month! Neither have a very good track record when it comes to sustaining relationships!

PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Lil Boy Blue Locke were seen whisking off for a private talk! He’s certainly been a good influence on her but the pair seem to be keeping this on the down low. It doesn’t surprise us that Lil Boy Blue Locke is the private sort. He seems to keep a lot close to his finely-tailored vest!

It’s certainly no surprise that Eless wound up at the bar while Antonio was serving, is it??? What is surprising is that it seems the evening was the first run-in between Eless and her former fiancee, Bad Boy Wil! The conversation was…. awkward to say the least. We hear that Eless looked a bit shaky after the conversation wrapped up but Potter Piper redeemed herself for some of her questionable decisions as of late! She was there to keep Eless company and lend her an ear. Good girl, Potter Piper!

Now we aren’t usually the type to say negative things about Alysia. To be honest, she downright frightens us!!! However, she was overheard making quite the racist remark about dwarves! She referred to them as “wicked, foul creatures”. That’s certainly not the talk of a lady!!! Tsk, tsk, tsk, Alysia! Even the walls have ears, even the walls have ears….

Peredhil sure does like those Smith girls! Now we were pretty sure he fancied Ballerina Katarina but it was Juliane that he was hanging out with into the wee hours. He certainly had quite a few compliments for the pretty blonde artist. Not that complimenting her is a difficult matter! Jolyon was also present but kept his distance. Although, both boys really seem to fancy the Smith girls, we have a feeling that they know there’s enough to go around for the both of them!

Taneth seems to think that we will dance with her at the Beltane festival and was overheard telling Antonio that as well. Aw! How we’d love to be Taneth’s dancing partner! Unfortunately, we will not be able to make the dance this upcoming Friday. We doubt Taneth will have much room on her dance card anyway! Instead, you can catch us in a dunking booth in the Market on Saturday night! For a silver to The Boys and Girls Club of RhyDin, you can try to mess up our gorgeous pink locks! We do promise Taneth one HECK of a (probably wet) hug if she comes out for Saturday night’s festivities.

Baron of the Old Market district G’naughty G’nort got one HECK of a lecture about spanking young women from Hunky Carpenter Glenn! It seems that he was NOT at all thrilled to hear that Baron G’naughty G’nort laid his hands on his girlfriend Cutey Carley’s tush! Really, would anybody be thrilled to hear that? Lord only knows where his hands have been! Before the argument could come to blows (which we really would like to have seen!) Luscious Lydia stepped in to defuse the situation. Booooo! Booooo! Boooooo, we say!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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That Awesome Alain! He was seen flirting it up with the brunette twin Spice again Thursday night in the Red Dragon Inn after having a late night the evening before with PAARTY Girl Chase! What’re we going to do with him, huh? Well, sit back and enjoy it! After she left to prepare for her shift with Tucker, he was actually seen riffling through a little black book. That boy has some MAJOR game!

In fact, later in the evening, while in the process of getting blitzed at the bar he was overheard telling PAARTY Girl Atalanta that PAARTY Girl Chase actually stayed over at his place! Are we the only ones petrified by a PAARTY Girl Chase/Awesome Alain pairing??? These two could rack up one hell of a bar tab together, couldn’t they??? PAARTY Girl Atalanta looked a wee bit concerned over the whole matter. As well she should be! Awesome Alain is certainly not the type of guy you want your daughter/best friend/sister to hook up with!

Her concern over PAARTY Girl Chase was nothing for the expression that crossed her face when Lil’ Boy Blue Locke walked in! While he was dressed with his usual flair, we hear that he was quite battered and bruised and was walking with a limp. It seems that he’s been going all out in the Outback with little regard to his own safety! We hear that he’s getting quite good, though!

Booze Sis TRASH-tastic Jade isn’t doing Booze Sis Hina any favors! We hear that she freaked out Frat Boy Quinn by telling him that Hina loves him. We have a feeling that she meant “adores” rather than is “in love” but… well, we men are half-wits when it comes to the Big L Word. Frat Boy Quinn seems even antsy at the idea of dating Booze Sis Hina! What??? Come on. This boy is so not ready for any sort of commitment. We bet he’s the type that has a hard time buying a toothbrush because the thought of using it for a full month scares the you-know-what out of him!

It took both Tiny Tucker and Twin Spice to keep things running behind the bar due to the size of the crowd. However, things were made a bit more difficult by Tiny Tucker’s obvious distraction! We hear his eyes kept making their way back to the lovely Izira! He certainly made sure her drink didn’t run empty and she didn’t need anything all night long. We wonder how Doc Eva would feel knowing that her friend might just be moving in on her man???

The Other Woman Lain ALWAYS seems to keep HAWT company! We hear that she was throwing back shots in the company of two very pretty women who are sources were unfamiliar with. Iiiinteresting! We’ll certainly try to catch their names the next time they’re spotted. If they’re out drinking with T.O.W. Lain, you just know that they must be the sort of interesting that we here at the Gossip GangSTAR LOVE!

Oh, Lordy! We knew Antonio was smooth but we certainly didn’t expect for him to be able to move in on the lovely Eless quite so quickly! Evidently he was spotted in the Inn massaging her shoulders after quite the intimate little conversation.  Have we mentioned yet how much WE LOVE THIS PAIRING??? It’s all much too much HAWT for use to be able to take!!! Mack on, Antonio! Mack on!

We hear that our dear, lovely Hottie Hodge may occasionally read our blog (…or the paper version of it at least).  Therefore, we must say to her BEWARE OF AMNESIAC TARA!!! We hear that the pair was hanging out for quite some time in the Inn and, we must admit, that makes us quuuuuite nervous since we’ve decided that Amnesiac Tara’s brand of crazy is contagious. Keep the crazies at bay, Hottie Hodge!

In a battle of OLD OLD School vs The Young Guns, Jake Thrash (the half-orc brewer behind Red Orc Brewery which produces the incredibly popular Badsider Brew) took on Maria Graziano in some MADNESS action in the Inn’s basement dueling Arena Thursday night! Jake’s years and years of experience proved to be the deciding factor and he moved on to the next round! We hear that the duel will probably be the former baroness Maria’s last. Rumor has it that she has plans to expand her family and dueling and baby-incubating just don’t really go hand-in-hand.

Lil Black Book Senior Baroness Jaycy was looking very un-pregnant when she was seen entering hand-in-hand with her man (and opponent for the evening) Leo. Hmm! Shouldn’t she be showing by now??? Especially if she’s had several babies in the past??? We sure hope she didn’t conveniently get rid of this pregnancy. She’d be the type to right a wrong with another wrong! That girl’s a mess! She didn’t put up much of a fight against her man! Leo easily took her down to move on to the next round. While this could certainly be labeled an upset, Leo’s long absence from the Arena is one reason he ranked so low. He’s got quite the talent level!

More surprising has to be that commoner Capistrano totally pulled away from the holder of more than a few titles, Cassius! With P’Imp calling, the 14th ranked Capistrano took down the 6th rank Cassius with little trouble to move on to the Sweet Sixteen! INSANE! He’s totally a bracket buster and we love it! G’naughty G’nort tried to smooth talk his way past Myria Graziano but she wasn’t having ANY of that. In the end, it was his skill that allowed him to keep her out of a spoiler role!

OMG! We hear that the lovely Morgan invited The Gov MAN-tastic Matt, DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy, Taneth, and Jake over to her place for pancakes! What a fabulous little party??? What DO we have to do to get an invite to that shindig??? Morgan makes us droooool!

Posted: April 28th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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OMG! We seriously nearly slapped our source for giving us the news because we didn’t believe him…. but evidently it’s true! Thursday night in the middle of the Red Dragon Inn, Playboy Demon Damien had the NERVE to ask for the engagement ring that he gave TRASH-tastic Jade back! You must be kidding us! That’s so so so classless. A guy should never ask for an engagement ring back, it’s a freaking gift! If we were Jade, we wouldn’t have given it back. Poor TRASH-tastic Jade looked downright sullen when she handed the ring over. Thankfully, she was surrounded by the Frat Boys and her Boozing Sisters.

Gah! We hate Damien for making us feel for the TRASH-tastic One!

Are we the only ones who think Damien was a bit jealous that TRASH-tastic Jade was hanging out with Frat Boy Tristen and that’s the real reason he asked for that ring back??? Frat Boy Tristen was indeed there and was quite quick to take the party else where along with Boozing Sister Hina, Boozing Sister Rocky Road Rhy, Frat Boy Dean, and a couple of the other frat boys. They seemed determine to keep her in good spirits!

The adorable bookworm Caitlin seems to have a new male admirer! Maybe Ethan’s guy advice actually helped! She was seen with one heck of a looker whose name is Aaric. Tall, dark, and handsome + gorgeous, intelligent, and demure! Sounds like a perfect equation for romance in our book. We’ll be keeping an eye out for these two!

Was Locke actually picking PAARTY Girl Atalanta from her room in the Inn for a date??? Our sources swear that’s what they saw! The pair were dressed casually but were seen hand-in-hand as they left the Inn. Very very cute! Locke may just turn that troubled girl into a real lady! We love when a good man starts rubbing off on a mess of a girl.

Alright! Enough is enough, Jolyon! It’s time you picked a Smith girl! The night before he was seen with Juliane but Thursday night he was back with Ballerina Katarina! The pair had drinks together at a table, shared some intimate conversation and she was even seen rubbing his face ever so briefly. He seemed to be dropping some pretty flirty comments and even Sianna seemed to approve of his attention to her future husband’s cousin! Speaking of Sianna, can she BE any more charming??? The Hudson siblings and the Smith family is just too much for us sometimes! We can’t wait until Johnny and Sianna pop out some FABULOUS babies!!!

Imp was back in action on the caller’s couch and up to his usual antics of course! He spent his time calling matches in between giving the finger to male duelists and feeling up the female patrons! What are you going to do with the Imp-ster but love him though??? Luscious Lydia was one of his hapless victims but her ire was soon put to rest as she joined Cute Single Dad Bane. We hear that Lydia was even caught blushing with C.S.D. Bane called her “beautiful”! Wow! Lydibane is just too freaking perfect! We’re so waiting for them to have their first major public blow-out.

The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan and The Baron of Battlefield Park Warlizard Bran were exchanging insults in the Inn’s basement Arena…. once again. The root of their disagreement seems confusing to us but it’s quite clear that the pair do not like one another! These two are actually in the same bracket in the upcoming Duel of Swords Madness Tournament and would face one another in the Sweet Sixteen should both make it that far. We’re already counting on that one! It’ll be a trash-talking lover’s dream!

Whine, whine, whine. Bran wasn’t the only person that Sartan had a problem with. It seems that he exchanged words with Baron of the Old Market District G’nort, Cute Single Dad Bane, and Luscious Lydia by saying that he would immediately challenge anyone who didn’t hold the rank of warlord if they won the Overlord title in the Madness Tournament, including Lydibane! C.S.D. Bane said he thinks it would be great if a non-warlord won the Overlord title and WE AGREE!!! Boo on the Old Boys’ Warlord Club! And major boo on Sartan! He’s really turning into an arrogant prick. We like it when he keeps his mouth shut and just looks HAWT instead!

Posted: April 5th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We are now proud to present your TWENTY-FOURTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- TRASH-tastic Jade giving some guy Holy Heck for kissing/touching her without permission!!! Maybe this break-up will teach her some self-respect and she’ll stop being a plaything for the men in her life! This is a good step towards becoming semi-classy, Jade. Just please keep it up!

- SPLENDIFEROUS Kairee giving Hina some very good advice about letting go of her pain and concentrating on her future! We sure hope that Hina was listening! She’s in need of a good kick to the rear to get her back on the right path! She has to stop trying to fix everybody else’s problems and start making herself HAPPY.

- Rocky Road Rhy and Frat Boy Dean snogging on the couch in the Inn. Is this really news or can we just skip reporting it because it happens AT LEAST three times a week?!?! Are we the only ones who just cannot wait until these two get married and get out of the newlywed stage??? Their lovey-dovey stuff makes us ill!

- Awesome Alain macking on Miss Mercy! For realz?!?! We hear that he was being awfully flirty! We have a feeling that our sources may be spotting Awesome Alain getting it on with quite a few women over the weeks to come. That boy sure seems to have A TON of wild oats to sow!

- Boy Toy Aaron slamming drinks back at the bar in the Inn while being soothed by Peredhil and Sebastian! It seems that he was quite upset over hearing that DoD-er Rena referred to him as her “roommate” several nights back. Peredhil and Sebastian attempted to reassure B.T. Aaron that Rena keeps her emotions to herself but we hear that he was pretty torn up over the state of their relationship!

- PAARTY Girl Atalanta and Locke getting cozy! He had a hand against her cheek and the pair couldn’t seem to tear their eyes from one another one our source spotted them. We kinda like this pairing!

- AJ in the Outback Monday night! Don’t get up in arms! She was only watching. There was no fighting for the lovely pregnant woman! She was overheard saying that she hasn’t seen much of The Bum Phillipe these days as he’s been busy “working”. We’d really like to believe that The Bum is getting his act together but we’re still not sure if The Bum’s seen an honest day’s work in his whole life! We’ll let you be the judge of what he’s REALLY been up to these days.

- The Baron of Old Market District G’naughty G’nort SPANKING our Cute Carley!!! Yes, you heard us right! He SPANKED her! WTF?!?! With SUUUPER Des ordering G’naughty G’nort to leave the adorable elf alone, Cutey Carley escaped G’naughty G’nort’s knee by biting his leg. GOOD FOR HER! Is this more elf bashing??? G’nort better remember what happened to The Stitch when they were accused of discriminating against elves! What we wouldn’t give to see protesters picketing the Old Market Barony!

- The Gov MAN-tastic Matt in the Outback for his meet/greet/beat on the Gov night! It seemed to be a resounding success. Why not combine politicking with violence??? This is RhyDin after all! He seemed to be keeping quite busy with duels and with discussing the state of RhyDin affairs while his lovely wife DoD-er FLAWLESS Koy charmed the locals with her beauty, brawn, and wit!

- Luscious Lydia handing out relationship advice to Big Britches Erin! It seems that Big Britches Erin is feeling a bit vulnerable with Smooooth Cowboy Jake’s playboy ways. And she should! We’re starting to think that he has far too much game to be stuck with B.B. Erin!

Posted: April 2nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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We hear that the minstrel Soerl was seen keeping company with the DIVINE Storm and Yummy Ewan Friday night in the Red Dragon Inn! What a delightful trio that must have been. The conversation was light-hearted and we’re told that Ewan was in quite the mischievous mood. They didn’t stick around long, however. Perhaps Ewan was looking to go work off some of that naughty energy with his pregnant wife! They say second trimester sex is diiiiivine!

Awesome Alain was seen at the bar speaking with DoD-er Charlie and DoD-er Rena. Evidently he told the ladies that he is back on the market!!! Oh la la! We’re sure the women of RhyDin are beside themselves! You know how those impressionable young ladies like a bit of danger in their man. DoD-ers Charlie and Rena seemed more interested in their drinks but Krazy Kitty seemed awfully surprised by the news! Awesome Alain made it quite clear that he did not wish to discuss dirty details, though. Doesn’t he know that dirty details is exactly what we LOVE???

Later into the night Krazy Kitty was seen hanging out with her Tass and the stunning Alysia, discussing Tass and his seemingly cool as a cucumber personality. We just bet that underneath that stony exterior is a T.I.G.E.R!!! To keep Krazy Kitty entertained in bed, you know he’s just got to be WILD!

Hina was in a TIZZY late Friday night! It seems that her brother Playboy Demon Damien called off his wedding with TRASH-tastic Jade. We are soooo NOT surprised! Playboy Demon Damien’s just been looking for an excuse to do just that. Hina was quite angry with him and yelled at him pretty fiercely but was distracted by her yelling by the appearance of her best friend, Bree, who had been away for the past several weeks.

Shylah was overhead asking DoD-er Rena who the man she’s been seen with lately is. We assume that she means Boy Toy Aaron who has gotten quite close with Rena over the past month. Rena identified him as her “roommate”. BUUUUURN! Is it just us or do you also think that Boy Toy Aaron would be a bit upset to find that DoD-er Rena just considers him a “roommate”!

Baron of the Old Market District G’naughty G’nort and his SLUTTACIOUS wife Kaja were seen in the Inn’s basement Arena getting in a few duels Friday night. The pair were engaged in their typical over the top PDA routine. Seriously, after being married for a couple years you’d think they’d be able to go without snogging in public for more than ten seconds!!! Perhaps they are in a constant state of newleyweddedness because Kaja seems to be out of town on “work” QUITE a bit. We swear that girl’s living some sort of secret double life. We bet she has another husband, a house full of kids, and a job as a librarian in some other city!!!

Posted: March 30th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Amber was behind the bar in the Red Dragon Inn Tuesday night slinging drinks to the small crowd and talking about her plans for Friday night! It seems that one of our favorite tenders is spending Friday evening at the big BBQ in the Glen! How fabulous will that be??? We hear that there will be plenty of food, dancing, and even a mechanical bull! HAWT! You better believe that our sources will be there in full force even if we’re not!

We hear that Bad Boy Wil will definitely be there. Are we the only ones that think this a sort of tame Friday night for him??? Isn’t there some strip club somewhere he should be hitting up??? We wonder if he’ll bring his new stripper girl, Siren!!! We hear that he was seen again hanging out with HER and the pair were having quite the in depth conversation.

The Outback was a bit busier! In fact, Not Mini-Frank Cor was seen calling duels and talking quietly with his former girlfriend, Spice of the former bar tending twins! The pair seemed to have quite the frank conversation! Maybe she got some answers out of this new curious version of Cor!

Big Britches Erin was NOT looking good Tuesday night! In fact, she was looking downright miserable. Evidently, she’s not taking this tiff with Redneck Cowboy Jake very well. Interestingly enough, it was The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan whom she picked to pour her heart out to!!! Salt in that bitter, bitter wound, eh, Jake? Despite venting for quite a long while to Sartan (whom appeared to be on his best behavior… for whatever that’s worth), B.B. Erin still seemed quite upset when she left.

Kaja managed to stumble her way back towards town long enough to make her husband G’naughty G’nort happy and to get a couple duels in. These two are enough to make even the strongest stomach lurch in desperation!!! Keep the PDA at home, kids!

With the lovely Wyh Not in the caller’s seat, the match for the FireStar opal commenced between the slaver Anubis and the… interesting Maetel! Unfortunately it seems Anubis and his ego are in place for a while as he managed to defeat Maetel and keep his magic rock. Congratulations, Anubis…. we guess.

Posted: March 27th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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TRASH-tastic Jade was NOT pleased with Darkmere Sunday night in the Red Dragon Inn when he accused her of making Playboy Demon Damien just another in her long line of conquests! He called her out on the number of times that she’s been engaged now and she seemed a wee bit flustered! Could Jade finally be realizing what a mess she causes in everybody else’s lives??? We still think that Playboy Demon Damien is going to PLAY the playa Jade! Still no wedding date set from what we hear!

Hina, appearing quite down in the dumps, distracted TRASH-tastic Jade by announcing that she needed a change. The pair tried out different hair colors to switch up Hina’s natural silver which she believes makes her look old. We sure hope that Hina finds a look that makes her feel better! That girl needs a good shot of confidence!

OMG! TRASH-tastic Jade certainly was the topic of the night! Jalleia and Alex were seen chatting with some new friends and looking very couple-y later into the night and the topic of the TRASH-tastic one came up! Alex admitted that they shared the same and when Jalleia expressed her surprise that Alex and Jade were somehow related, Alex advised her it was the result of “in-breeding”! SNARK!

PAARTY Girl Chase and PAARTY Girl Atalanta were seen at the bar decked out in their Easter finest which for Chase would mean her normally off-beat clothes complete with bunny ears and for Atalanta meant a modest dress obviously donned for mass. It seems that both were in FINE spirits for the Easter holiday. However, we have serious doubts about just how seriously this pair takes the holiday. In fact, we believe that Chase thinks WWJD stands for “What Would Jagermeister do?”.

It was quite the busy night in the Inn, especially as SUUUUPER Des and Gav’s Late Night shift heated up! We hear that even SMASHING Issy was spotted amongst the crowd! We haven’t seen her in faaaaar too long! She seemed to be keeping a pretty low profile as she sat at the bar and spoke quietly with several patrons.  She’s still as FIERCE as always, though!

Maybe we were wrong about which Smith girl has caught Jolyon’s eye! He was seen at a table alone with Ballerina Katarina and the pair were cheerfully discussing a picnic they had taken on Katarina’s day off from the opera. The two definitely seemed to be getting to know each other a bit better and we couldn’t be more happy about that! However, we weren’t too happy to see Bad Boy Wil STILL in the company of that HUSSY Siren! We think that she knows full well what she’s up to! Stop taking advantage of a heartbroken man! Wil just needs to take a step back and take some time to heal properly.

We hear that late into the night there was a man named Ezra speaking with SUUUUPER Des that claimed to be an ex of DoD-er Charlie! While it’s not all that interesting to note as we all know the DoD-ers have CERTAINLY gotten around. However, what was interesting is that he was using one of the last names that DoD-er Charlie has used AND was quick to clarify that he was none too happy to be connected to her. Do we smell some nasty drama brewing???

Down in the Annex during Fight Night, Luscious Lydia was expressing a bit of concern over news of Big Britches Erin and Redneck Cowboy Jake’s riff to Cute Single Dad Bane and G’naughty G’nort! Nobody seems to have seen much of Erin since Jake’s blow-up and Jake’s been seen planning dates with other women. The big question on her friends’ minds seems to be — where is Erin???

Posted: March 24th, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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Was that Frat Boy Cole flirting it up with Frat Boy Luke AND a mystery woman Wednesday night in the Red Dragon Inn?!?! That boy just CANNOT keep it in his pants. He’s been linked in the past with Frat Boy Dirk but he certainly wasn’t acting like a taken man Wednesday night. We’re dyyyying to know what’s up with that?!?!

We swear that our sources still haven’t seen Morgan sober! That man’s drunk before most people get up in the morning we bet! It seems that rumors that he’s patched things up with the lovely Adrienne are indeed true. Le sigh. We are not happy about this match-up at all but it seems that nobody wishes to take the dear GangSTAR’s advice these days!

Didn’t we tell Lyren that Brandon would show up after he got tired of his little boozing bash! We KNOW Brandon’s not the good boy he seems. We’re sure he was off womanizing and having a grand old time! We only wish we knew the dirty little details. Either way Brandon’s back safe and sound and Lyren has FINALLY stopped crying. The pair seem to be still going strong.

As much as we harp on TRASH-tastic Jade, she is an amazing source of gossip. We hear that Venom Vinny IS getting a divorce! Man, it’s about darn time, is it not??? In addition to that, there are rumors linking him to Hina! That girl is sure making the bachelor circuit now that she’s free of Psycho Skid! Just several days ago she was rumored to be hot-tubbing and making out with Mini-Frank Cor, now she’s already on to Venom Vinny! She sure seems to like those dueling boys!

SUUUUPER Des and her main man Gav were seen in the Inn as well! While Des slung drinks, Gav chatted with Peredhil and our sources tell us that they overheard Gav tell Peredhil that the pair are planning on renewing their vows THIS SUMMER! How fabulous!!! We sure hope it’s a big affair with dancing, booze, and the city’s finest! We’re already checking our mailbox for our invite! As for Peredhil, he seemed busy making future plans of his own! He and Potter Piper were involved in a pretty intimate discussion at a table for two. Pipes and Perry FOREVAR! Cute!

Boy Toy Aaron was seen rubbing elbows with DoD-er Eve and Brale Brother Baker! The trio was throwing back ale and making very little sense. Yet when it did make sense, it was pretty darn funny! We think that DoD-er Rena should be a bit more careful about who she’s letting her man hang out with, though. Baker’s… uh, charm has a way of infecting others. The last thing that she needs is another Brale Brother on her hands, right???

Our sources made a rare spotting of some two dirty hawt women in the Outback Wednesday night! It seems that DoD-er Charlie and MILF Caedia were seen hanging out while Caedia’s hubby Kheldar called duels. Why is it that where ever those two women are spotted, G’naughty G’nort isn’t too far behind??? He didn’t disappoint Wednesday night! We have a feeling that he’s just keeping an eye on his investment in them!

Whoa! Redneck Cowboy Jake started some MAJOR trouble with The Diamond SMOKIN’ Sartan! We’d love to bag on The Diamond and his steroid-enhanced temper but, for once, he didn’t start the trouble!!! He joined a table with Big Britches Erin, G’naughty G’nort, and Redneck Cowboy Jake and was actually sticking with his deal with B.B. Erin to be nice to Jake until Jake starting laying down the insults thick! Jake STORMED out and Big Britches Erin who seemed extremely embarrassed fled shortly after. Man, oh, man!

While Luscious Lydia went after Big Britches Erin, Cute Single Dad Bane went all fatherly on Sartan, attempting to lecture him into keeping the peace. WHY!?!? Let the boys go at it! Put them in the pool! Sell tickets! It’ll be fantastic! Don’t you agree???

Posted: March 22nd, 2008 under Daily Gossip.
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