Poor Sera just can’t seem to keep a man on the straight and narrow. Thursday night in the Inn her current flame Darkmere was seen flirting with the Gov Kitty who he shared a brief fling with. He was overheard telling Kitty how good she smelled and massaging her neck!!! Poor Psycho Ex-Girlfriend Sera!!!

Kitty, on the other hand, wasn’t too concerned with Darkmere. Instead, she was laying into Darren for pouring brale over the breasts of a woman other than his cute little blonde witch of a girlfriend!!! Darren BLAMED his cheating ways on Sugar for refusing to leave her room. Wow. Just plain wow!!!

Our sources spotted Goon in the Arena Thursday night!!! NO LIE!!! He tumbled oh-so ungracefully down the stairs before landing in a cute pile on the floor. The only thing that would have made it cuter is if Taneth was there to hug him after his fall!!!

The Iron Fists Garden was packed full of talented fighters! Dawn certainly wasn’t making any friends while she dueled Val. She was down right nasty with Boy Toy Val but he got the last laugh by taking the win over her. Dawn certainly wasn’t happy! She stormed her way out of the Garden!

Also in a bad mood was Ladies’ Man Tony who blamed it on not having enough to eat. Typically we don’t report on the sibling rivalry in the Wrecking Crew because… well, it happens so much it really isn’t news. Unfortunately, not much else happened Thursday night. Anyway, Tony’s sister Maria and his sister-in-law Ria had been joking around when he snapped at the pair! He was also seen storming out!!! But Ria was in hot pursuit to buy the kid a pizza (which from what we’ve heard of Tony probably made everything a-okay) while Bode was seen distracting his wife by leading her out for a dinner of their own.

Posted: July 30th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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Your SIXTH Rhydin edition of the often duplicated yet unequaled –

SPOTTED:

- The sexy Tarl facing off against everybody’s favorite GOOOOON in their Madness duel. Unfortunately for the millions of Goon fans around the city, it was Tarl who got the better end of this one and earned himself a spot in the FINAL FOUR!

- The Rat-tastic Napoleon! He came in to serve as official “lap warmer” to his favorite caller, Chris (GRATziano as Napoleon calls him). The rat pirate even invited Chris to go raiding the next day with he and his fellow pirates!

- Maria in a dress! Even her brother Chris seemed stunned when Maria wandered in after a promotional event wearing a short black dress to watch her husband Bode get a duel or two in. Chris told her that she must “trash” herself up before coming to the Arena. Man, you’ve got to at least hand it to those Graziano kids! Certainly no pretenses to them.

- Taneth telling Bran that he broke her “teeny tiny heart”! Bran shot back by accusing her of wagging her tail at him in a suggestive manner. Wait, wait, wait! Taneth has a tail? The whole thing is quite confusing.

- Alyxz, one of Taneth’s main squeezes, showing up for his Madness Tournament duel against Horatio. Horatio took an early lead and never gave it back to emerge as the winner of the Athlstan bracket!

- The blond haired, blue-eyed cutie, Storm, chatting comfortably with scrumcious Ewan! The pair certainly seemed to be flirting with one another as the had an intimate one-on-one conversation. This pairing is too cute!!!

- the super HAWT Kina macking on her husband Antonio during their tending shift in the Inn. Kina dropped the news (at least it was news to US) that Antonio is her FOURTH husband. Well… fourth time’s the charm, right? Elessaria asked if he had any brothers. Hm, iiiinteresting. Perhaps Elessaria is the next pretty jewel that we need to find a man for!

- Mercy joined with Pelnar and Connar! Is this a love triangle just waiting to happen? All three certainly appeared to be quite chummy.

Posted: May 7th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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We must begin with a correction! We are deeply sorry for making this grave error. It appears that we gave you the wrong definition for Baker’s “brale”. The word is in fact rooted in the words “breasts” and “ale”. Brale is made quite simply by having a woman dip her breasts in one’s ale.

…We are definitely sorry. Sorry that we even brought it up because the visual is frightening.

Is the death of Jonas driving Kira away from Ness and back into the arms of Yuki? Yuki was seen attempting to console the distraught young woman in the Inn in the early hours of Sunday evening. She turned down his offer of a hug but begged him not to move away from RhyDin as it seemed he’d been planning. She also expressed anger over Ness’s role in keeping information from her regarding her brother’s death. Poor dear sweet Kira.

Shortly after the incident Dameon and his annoying new woman Reanna entered the Inn, discussing the fact that Jonas’s body is missing. Dameon spent some time consoling his little sister while Reanna spent some time showering her with praises and gifts. It seems Dameon’s new woman is trying awfully hard to get in good graces with his little sister. Sera showed on the scene, offering Reanna an herbal remedy for the headache she had. Wouldn’t you be afraid of taking a remedy from the girl your new boyfriend once refered to as his “bloody psychotic” ex-girlfriend?

The Inn was a bit on the quiet side Sunday night but several floors beneath it in the basement Annex was a spectacularly busy FIGHT NIGHT!

The beaaaaautiful TDL star Querylon made a public appearance with her man-tastically fine husband Vinny. These two are a serious power couple in the dueling world. While Querylon has made quite a name for herself in the TDL rings, Vinny is a former diamond and former archmage. Plus, they’re tooooo cute together!

Everybody’s favorite goon Goon stomped his way into the Annex much to the delight of the “Cute Brigade” Taneth and Rory who declared that Goon too is quite cute which really isn’t news since the two of them declare everybody is cute. Goon took down Kaylin and earned himself a spot in the Elite Eight. …We wonder if he can count that high.

Sneggle is stiiiiill looking for a single female librarian who can cook, sew, and organize his notes. Isn’t every straight man? Well, if you’re a single lady out there who fits the bill (and you’re completely insane) you know where to apply. The Gossip GangSTAR will be taking resumes and head shots on Sneggle’s behalf and forwarding those on to the closest looney bin… uh, we mean we’ll forward those on to him.

Long time no snuggle! Rena appears to have returned to the city! She and her hot soldier Val were busy canoodling amid the violence. It’s nice to see that they’re still going strong! What’s the over-under on how much longer until her pops the big question?!?!?

Posted: May 1st, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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The Inn wasn’t the only place with violence last night! It was a night of fantastic oldies in the Arena!!! Sooo… let’s play our FOURTH edition of the delightful game SPOTTED:

- One of CDR’s sluttacious pin-ups, Caedia, showing off her ASSets while her lickable husband Kheld fought his Madness duel. These two are scrum-delicious and Caedia’s propensity towards violence makes us love her even more!

- The legendary duelist and teller of bad puns, Var, showed up for a duel or two!!! Perhaps the salty old man has a come back left in him yet??

- Speaking of salty old men, also seen was former Overlord and all-around stately guy Cletus with his snarky wife Arane. Both appeared to be deeply involved in doing what they do best — plotting. Also present was Cletus’s younger brother and TDL teammate, Magnus, getting a couple duels in.

- On the opposite end of the couple spectrum (you know, from dark and dangerous to happy and go lucky), Gav was present to keep Suuuuper Des company while she called!

- One of the three stooges, Speedy Nova to cheer on (or make fun of) his crazed friend, Harris, during his challenge for the Overlord’s mantle. However, the other two stooges — Rix and Sartan — were notably absent.

- A decked out Shey was there to cheer her “man” Harris on! Evidently Stick seems to have decided to let her live… for now!

- The new Baronness Jaycy was surprisingly toned down and almost… GASP… classy!!!!

- Even the fantastic Goon was present! The friendly resident goof beat man-tastic Brig to move forward in the Madness Tournament. As Goon would say, “Lot good!”

Posted: April 13th, 2007 under Daily Gossip.
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